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VLPStanding Orders for the Church Militant (1Jun2025)
Let us meditate on our conduct in light of Christ's Return. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPBondage, Pt.5 - When a Molehill is really a Mountain
Let's talk about the right way to read the Bondage of the Will. Opening music: "After the Fall" by Pieces, Chill Out Records 2020 Support the VLP!…
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.14 - Ranterism Applies to Politics
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.57 - Decoy Theology, gNow with More Toll Houses
Let's read the "first revelation of james" and listen to a writer of fake documents claims fake Jesus told fake James about his fake crucifixion with his fake…
VLPIt's OK to be Blessed (25May2025)
Let us meditate on the purpose of earthly blessings. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPBondage, Pt.4 - Rejecting "Infant Damnation"
Let's talk about why the doctrine of infant damnation is nonsense. Opening music: "After the Fall" by Pieces, Chill Out Records 2020 Support the VLP!…
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.13 - Heaven, brought to you by Herpes
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPRevelation Pt.24 - The First Four Trumpets
Let's continue our study in Revelation by discussing the first four trumpets sounded, playing out the judgments of God Almighty. PDF manuscript found here…
VLPOutburst on the Holy Spirit and Lutherans (18May2025)
Let us meditate on the Holy Spirit who is the Living God. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.12 - The Consequences of Doctrine and Rhetoric
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.56 - Milo and Otis Check out the Aerial Toll Houses
Let's read the brief "revelation of Paul" and rant about nonsense "I went to Heaven" literature. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPRevelation Pt.23 - Silence and Fire
Let's continue our study in Revelation by discussing the silence in Heaven. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP!…
VLPEternal Youth (11May2025)
Let us meditate on what God promises to the weak when they trust in Him. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP!…
VLPReading the Church Fathers: Finishing Up the Dialogue with Trypho
Let's read through the Church Fathers, one by one, and get a picture of Church history from the ground floor…
VLPBondage, Pt.3 - IF in the FC
Let's talk about the Formula of Concord's position on Election. Opening music: "After the Fall" by Pieces, Chill Out Records 2020 Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.55 - A Deep Rot in the Church
Let's compare the "dialogue of the savior" with some early monks and get ticked off together. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPRevelation Pt.22 - The Great Gathering of Saints
Let's continue our study in Revelation by discussing the climactic gathering of all the saints in Heaven. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources…
VLPWhy do people hate pastors? (4May2025)
Let us meditate on natural suspicion of - or hatred of - ministers. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP!…
VLPReading the Church Fathers: Dialogue with Trypho, Pt.19
Let's read through the Church Fathers, one by one, and get a picture of Church history from the ground floor…
VLPBondage, Pt.2 - Intuitu Fidei
Let's talk about the historic Lutheran position on election. Opening music: "After the Fall" by Pieces, Chill Out Records 2020 Support the VLP!…
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.11 - Laurence Clarkson, Influencer
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.54 - "Earthquakes Aren't Real" and other dumb takes
Let's read what started as a "practical" gnostic fan fiction as it turns into a slide down gnostic apostasy. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPHope for Skeletons (27Apr2025)
Let us meditate on the God who gives hope to the forlorn. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPBondage, Pt.1
Let's talk about whether Lutherans believe in free will or not. Opening music: "After the Fall" by Pieces, Chill Out Records 2020 Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.53 - "How do you do, fellow cult members?"
Let's dive into a "practical" gnostic fan fiction that addresses how to do ascetic nonsense by the mouth of a fake-Jesus sock puppet. Support the VLP!…
VLPEaster 2025
Let us rejoice and believe! PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPThe Fame of Christ - Good Friday 2025
Let us meditate on why Jesus Christ is exalted above every other man in history. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP!…
VLPThe Passage No one Likes: A Maundy Thursday Meditation
Let us meditate on a passage no one likes. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPLentstreaming 2025: Psalm 143
Let us reflect on our enemies and the adversaries of our souls. verylutheran.biz
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.10 - Sola Sententia
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPRevelation Pt.21 - 144,000 Israelites?
Let's continue our study in Revelation by further exploring the opening of the sixth seal. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the…
VLPOur Humble King (13Apr2025)
Let us meditate on the humility of Christ compared with the other kings of the earth. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP!…

VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.9 - Ranter Reasoning
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism's Birthday Party Episode
Let's celebrate this series' one year anniversary by looking at a modern gnostic's takes. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPRevelation Pt.20 - Martyrs Crying, Mountains Falling
Let's continue our study in Revelation by connecting the fifth and sixth seals to Isaiah and Proverbs. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources…
VLPSacrifices (6Apr2025)
Let us meditate on the old sacrificial system versus the new. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/

VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.51 - Gnosis by Faith Plus Works
Let's finish up the "Wisdom of Jesus Christ" and watch some interdenominational squabbles form. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.8 - a Ranter's Repentance?
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPReconciling God's Mercy and Wrath (30Mar2025)
Let us meditate on the proper and alien works of our Lord. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPRevelation Pt.19 - Interpreting the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Let's continue our study in Revelation by connecting Revelation 6 with Zechariah and discuss the ramifications of the horsemen being real spiritual beings. PDF…
VLPLentstreaming 2025: Psalm 38
Let us reflect on a Psalm written regarding anxiety over death. verylutheran.biz
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.7 - a Fiery Roll (of theological toilet paper)
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.50 - The Impurity Spiral in Action
Let's start reading the "Wisdom of Jesus Christ" and watch the way gnostics engaged in a crab-bucket mentality. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPGnats and Flies (23Mar2025)
Let us meditate on how God teaches through plagues. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPRevelation Pt.18 - When Christ enters the Throne Room
Let's continue our study in Revelation by connecting Revelation 5 with Daniel 8 and carefully treading through the praises heaped on our Savior. PDF manuscript…
VLPLentstreaming 2025: Psalm 32
Let us reflect on the blessing and joy that come with confession. verylutheran.biz
VLPReading the Church Fathers: Dialogue with Trypho, Pt.18
Let's read through the Church Fathers, one by one, and get a picture of Church history from the ground floor…
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.6 - Trolling as Theological Tactic
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.49 - The Inevitable Gnostic Impurity Spiral
Let's finish up "Eugnostos the Blessed" and breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the gnostics just can't help themselves. Support the VLP!…
VLPFaith and Fatima (16Mar2025)
Let us meditate on a cautionary tale. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPLentstreaming 2025: Psalm 6
Let us reflect on a Psalm which has two applications: first to our Savior, and then to all who belong to Him. verylutheran.biz
VLPReading the Church Fathers: Dialogue with Trypho, Pt.17
Let's read through the Church Fathers, one by one, and get a picture of Church history from the ground floor…
VLPReading Ranter Writings Pt.5 - Weird Sex Stuff
A new herd of wild hogs is on the horizon. We'd better get ready before they trample all that we know. Original Artwork by King Noticer Support the VLP!…
VLPEvaluating Gnosticism Pt.48 - A Dangerous gNeurotype
Let's start going through "Eugnostos the Blessed" and take a look a more dangerous expression of gnosticism. Support the VLP! verylutheran.gumroad.com/
VLPRevelation Pt.17 - The Lion and the Root
Let's continue our study in Revelation by diving just a little deeper into the matters concerning the Scroll in God's Right Hand. PDF manuscript found here…
VLPThe Fall in Eden vs. the Stand in the Wilderness (9Mar2025)
Let us meditate on how Christ succeeded where Adam and Eve failed. PDF manuscript found here: verylutheran.biz/resources Support the VLP!…
VLPReading the Church Fathers: Dialogue with Trypho, Pt.16
Let's read through the Church Fathers, one by one, and get a picture of Church history from the ground floor…
VLPLentstreaming 2025: Ash Wednesday
Let us reflect on our powerlessness to fix ourselves, and our need to rely on our Lord to be made holy. verylutheran.biz