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Story Pirates
The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/
Episodes
Story PiratesAnnouncing: Season 7 & Introducing: Historical Records
Hear ye, hear ye! The Story Pirates are announcing the coming of season 7 of their long-heralded podcast! Also, did you know that we have a brand new podcast…
Story PiratesThe Time Traveling Violin
Today’s brand new story features one of our favorite storytelling devices: going back in time, then going back further in time, then even further, and then…
Story PiratesStory Pirates + The Week Junior: Calling all stories for Season 7!
Lee and Peter announce a special story spark for season 7 in partnership with the Week Junior. Grownups, your family can try six issues of The Week Junior…
Story PiratesThe Care-othon
These days, it seems like they can make almost anything into a high-stakes competition, and today’s brand new story proves it! Written by Logan, a 12 year old…
Story PiratesDid You Eat My Cat?
We’re back with one of our favorite kinds of story: a detective story! Specifically, a detective story where the detective is always talking to himself (why do…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Back to School Mixtape 2024
It’s back to school time and that means DJ Squirm-a-Lot, the world’s most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm, is in need of a new look! See…
Story PiratesBlanket Invasion!!!!!!
Today’s brand new story is about an space alien invasion where the aliens are so well-disguised, it’s hard for the people of earth to even know they’re being…
Story PiratesThe Mystery of Jewelry Toilets
Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
Story PiratesThe Piano
Today’s brand new story is for all you music lovers out there! And, all you TVs-smashing-through-your-ceiling lovers! Written by Caroline, a 6 year old from…
Story PiratesBlue Jay Pizza
Don’t worry, today’s brand new story is NOT about a pizza that has birds as a topping, but it’s still suitably weird. Written by an 8 year old from New York…
Story PiratesCursed Gummy Bears and a Weird Wizard
Today’s brand new story is about two impulsive siblings who meet, among other things, a weird wizard, a flying shoe and Joryfbob, the unintelligible banana…
Story PiratesBeing Famous
Have you ever wanted to be famous? If so, you might want to take a listen to today’s brand new story by Amelia Jones, a 10 year old from New Hampshire. See…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot's 4th of July Mixtape (Summer Throwback)
To celebrate our brand new album Key Change World (out now!), we’re throwing back to some of DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s favorite mixtapes from years past. Find Key…
Story PiratesIf Summer Only Lasted a Day
Today’s new story is about one of the scariest things we’ve ever heard of: a summer vacation that only lasts one day. Written by a 10 year old from Indiana…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot's Beach Day Mixtape (Summer Throwback)
To celebrate our brand new album Key Change World (out now!), we’re throwing back to some of DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s favorite mixtapes from years past. Find Key…
Story PiratesBroken Down Spaceship Diary
Do you like spaceships? What about when a spaceship goes haywire and things start breaking and alarms are going off and then whoever is driving the spaceship…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot's Summer BBQ Mixtape (Summer Throwback)
To celebrate our brand new album Key Change World (coming 7/19), we’re throwing back to some of DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s favorite mixtapes from years past. See…
Story PiratesPunsicles
Today’s new story is about a cool and delicious summer treat that causes the eater to become PUNishingly funny. Written by Mateo, age 6, in New York. See…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Summer Mixtape 2024
A brand new mixtape from the world’s greatest DJ who also happens to be a worm, the perfect soundtrack to your summer road trips, BBQ’s, pool parties and more!…
Story PiratesThe Superhero Who Didn’t Know How To Save
Have you ever wondered what your superpower would be if YOU were a superhero? What if your superpower was something that you already have, and you just didn’t…
Story PiratesThe Baby Who Never Grew
Have you ever heard the saying ‘babies grow up so fast’? Well it’s true! Except in today’s brand new story by a 7 year old in Florida named Charlie. See…
Story PiratesThe Dad and the Magician
Today’s new story is about two of life’s great mysteries: magic and dads. Written by a nine year old from Washington DC named Amara. See…
Story PiratesThe Ruler of the Book World
There’s nothing like curling up with a good book, is there? Unless, maybe, those books come to life? Today’s brand new story comes to us from a nine year old…
Story PiratesFrosty and The Mohawk
Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session…
Story PiratesWhen Nachos Become Smart
Today we bring you the story of nachos who are intent on taking over the world, and the mom they claim as their queen, written by a 12 year old from Canada…
Story PiratesThe Highest Bidder
We’re back with a new story every week until season 7 starts in the fall! Today we have for you the story of an auction gone wrong, written by 12 year old from…
Story PiratesChair Dances!/Spicy Noodles
In part 2 of our season finale, the Story Pirates find themselves at…the Beginning. Featuring two new stories: “Chair Dances!”, a song about a group of…
Story PiratesLima Bean With a Limousine/Giant Robot Particle on the Loose! And Now Aliens!
In part 1 of our season finale, the Story Pirates are pulled into a mysterious realm. Featuring two new stories: “Lima Bean with a Limousine,” a song about an…
Story PiratesMr. Man
What happens when the town mayor forgets something very important every single day? And what happens when that very important thing is…wearing pants? Find out…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2024
Spring has sprung and so has a brand new mixtape from the world’s greatest DJ who also happens to be a worm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
Story PiratesLlama’s Big Day/Taste Testing New Live Tonight (feat. Miguel Cervantes)
A visit to a famous furniture store splits the Story Pirates into warring factions that behave a lot like they’re in a famous musical. Featuring two new…
Story PiratesThe Ultimate Cheese Event/Three Jobs For a Bear (feat. Stephanie Hsu)
Rachel and Eric travel to a printer repair shop run by an eccentric printer repairwoman (Stephanie Hsu). Featuring two new stories: “The Ultimate Cheese…
Story PiratesStuck!
What happens when two arch enemies are literally stuck together for 10 whole weeks? Find out in today’s new story, written by a 10 year old from Australia…
Story PiratesThe Balloon That Never Stopped Floating/The Honey of Revenge (feat. Jo Firestone)
Smitty and Nimene travel below New York City to a rat city run by a Rat Czar (Jo Firestone). Featuring two new stories: “The Balloon That Never Stopped…
Story PiratesAir Hog!/The Ugly Dance Contest (feat. Kirby)
Remember Rolo’s grandpa Rollissimo? And remember that French lady Rocquerita (Kirby) from episode 1 of this season? Well, they’re back and eating pizza in…
Story PiratesPudding’s Destiny
Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session…
Story PiratesBring Your Parents To School Day/The Fridge That Lived (feat. Kelly Marie Tran)
Siegfried the Viking and Baby With a Mustache visit New York City’s Central Park, where they meet a famous pop star (Kelly Marie Tran). Featuring two new…
Story PiratesListen Now: The Cat in the Hat Cast - “Trust Falls”
Today we’re thrilled to share an episode of the brand new podcast The Cat in the Hat Cast. And guess what - the Story Pirates helped make the entire first…
Story PiratesThe Zippy Dinosaur
Today we bring you a story about one of the greatest art forms ever created: dinosaur dancing, as imagined by a 9 year old from Missouri named Enoch. See…
Story PiratesMIGRATION: The Boy Who Wanted a Friend
In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates reveal the winner of the Migration story contest and thank everyone who sent in a story. See…
Story PiratesKey Change World/The Boy Who Wanted To Be Famous (feat. Felicia Day)
Peter takes an unusual taxi cab ride with an even more unusual crab driver (Felicia Day). Featuring two new stories: “Key Change World,” a kaleidoscopic…
Story PiratesThe Flavour Thief/Too Many Buttons
Lee, Rolo and Meghan visit one of the most famous places in New York City: Wall Street! Featuring two new stories: “The Flavour Thief,” a mystery about a…
Story PiratesLeprechaun Drone Capture Plan/The Invisible Shop (feat. Richie Moriarty)
The gang finds out the truth about why Lee has been pronouncing ‘kefir’ wrong all season long, with a little help from famous NYC superhero Arachno-Boy (Richie…
Story PiratesThe Lazy Cat
One of the biggest rules about writing a story is to have a main character who is active, right? Wrong! Sometimes it’s fun when a story breaks ALL the rules…
Story PiratesCONTEST: Story Pirates + Illumination’s Migration
Announcing a special collaboration with our friends at Universal Pictures Home Entertainment for the new animated family comedy, Migration from Illumination!…
Story PiratesThe Busker/The Time I Was An Hour Late To School 2 (feat. Greg Hildreth)
Eric tries his hand at some good ‘ol New York City business, but does he have what it takes to succeed a famous teddy bear CEO (Greg Hildreth)? Featuring two…
Story PiratesThe Dancing Artichoke/The Fancy Raccoon Who Ate a Volcano (feat. Emily Deschanel)
Siegfried the Viking visits a karaoke diner in New York City that’s run by an old friend, the fire horse Helena Flamehoof (Emily Deschanel). Featuring two new…
Story PiratesSoConfusing.com/Baby Slither Gets Creeped (feat. Zach Reino)
Nimene learns to play an artificially intelligent piano (Zach Reino). Featuring two new stories: “SoConfusing.com,” a story about the weirdest website you’ve…
Story PiratesCats Sit On You - Tour Edition
Today we have a brand new version of one of our most popular songs ever, ‘Cats Sit On You.’ If you saw the Story Pirates on tour this fall, then you’ve heard…
Story PiratesHow To Get Into Monkey Trainer School/The Snake Charmer's Trick (feat. Justin Bartha)
Baby with a Mustache takes a trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where she meets a treasure hunter (Justin Bartha). Featuring two new stories: “How To Get…
Story PiratesThe Alien That Discovered Banana Bread/The Big Cluck (feat. Zach Cherry)
The Story Pirates all decide to sue each other with the help of their lawyer Leonard Skeonard (Zach Cherry). Featuring two new stories: “The Alien That…
Story PiratesSteve’s Amazing Adventure
We love it when narrators get involved in the stories they are telling. And recently, we received a story that not only has a meddlesome narrator, but the…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2023
What’s that? You need a mixtape to help provide the soundtrack to your holiday travels? Good news: the world’s greatest DJ who is also a worm is on the case!…
Story PiratesThe Ice Cream Translator/The Dad Who Bought Himself
The Story Pirates track down Rachel, who has been busy directing a television show at the Statue of Liberty. Featuring two new stories: “The Ice Cream…
Story PiratesThe Staple Removing Comedian/The Smelly Cheese
The Story Pirates track down Eric and Peter, who have been busy constructing a strange theme park near Coney Island. Featuring two new stories: “The Staple…
Story PiratesThe Porch Boogie/A Very Monstrous Game Show (feat. Christy Carlson Romano)
The Story Pirates track down Nimene, who has become a top fashion designer for an eccentric mathematician (Christy Carlson Romano). Featuring two new stories…
Story PiratesWhy Are There So Many Commercials?/The Tooth Problem (feat. Heléne Yorke)
Lee, Rolo and Smitty start tracking down the other members of the Story Pirates in NYC, starting with Meghan, who is starring in her very own Broadway show…
Story PiratesBlack Bird, Blue Bird/Trying To Write a Story (feat. Kirby and Mipso)
The Story Pirates are finally back home in NYC! Featuring two new stories: “Black Bird, Blue Bird,” a gentle folk song about two birds who are celestially…
Story PiratesSpooky Season: The Witch
In this bonus episode, Story Pirate Eric interviews a witch to help him decide what he should be for Halloween. Featuring one of our favorite spooky stories…
Story PiratesSpooky Season: Frankenstein
In this bonus episode, Story Pirate Eric interviews Frankenstein to help him decide what Eric should be for Halloween. Featuring one of our favorite spooky…