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Story Pirates
The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/
Episodes
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Goats on the Roof
Today’s brand new story is about a goat who learns about the beauty of skateboarding. Written by a 7 year old from Ireland named Jude. Submit kids’ stories at…
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Introducing: The Cat in the Hat Podcast, S2!
Today we’re proud to share with you the first episode of the Cat in the Hat Podcast, season 2! This show was made by Story Pirates Studios and features a ton…
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Fact or Fiction: Sloths (featuring Tumble)
Today’s episode is a special crossover episode with the great science podcast Tumble, and it’s all about sloths! Explore stories of science discovery with…
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Why Is My Dog Wet?
Here at Story Pirates, our goal has always been to answer the most vexing questions that humanity has. Like the question posed in today’s new story: ‘Why is my…
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The Spy Pillow
Today’s brand new story is a high stakes thriller about the world’s greatest spy…pillow. Written by a 11 year old in Tennessee named Franklin.
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The Dinosaur Who Wanted To Be The First Dino Chef
We all know that dinosaurs invented chefs. But what did the first dinosaur chefs cook? Find out in today’s new story. Written by Cameron, an 8 year old from…
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How to Make Walka-Moly
Have you ever tried to make a recipe you found online, but it’s…weird? Written by two siblings, Arabella and Emmet from the Philippines.
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Back to School Mixtape 2026
It’s time once again to go back to school with the world’s most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm!
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The Best of Eric
Today we celebrate some of our favorite stories that feature Story Pirate Eric, including “The Mad Piano Player” (S2E8), “The Evil Bunny” (S7E39), and “All…
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Buried Treasure: Martian-Mallows/The Big Fortune, feat. Juwan Crawley (S4E26)
Today we revisit an episode where Lee discovers a surprising new tiny friend. Featuring two stories: “Martian-Mallows,” an intergalactic bop about a kid (Juwan…
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Buried Treasure: Cheese Quest/A Diary Of A Corn Snake, feat. David Schwimmer (S2E13)
Today we revisit an episode from season 2 where Rolo receives a visit from his old parrot pal Poochie (David Schwimmer). Featuring two stories: “Cheese Quest,”…
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Buried Treasure: Funny Animals/The Pancake Heist (S4E7)
Today we revisit an episode from season 4 where the Story Pirates try out a new, complicated and possibly evil board game. Featuring two stories: “Funny…
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How the Eiffel Tower Was Invited
Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is…
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Weird Meets
You’ve heard of meet cutes, but have you heard of Weird Meets? Written by Oliver, a 10 year old from Kentucky. The Summer Story Challenge Leaderboard is now…
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Call Helicorgis!!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined helicopters and…corgis? Written by Silas, a 9 year old from North Carolina. The Summer Story Challenge…
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Can a Beard Fall Off?
Today’s brand new story asks the age old question: can a beard fall off? Written by a 7 year old from Kenya named Zyra. Also featuring an interview with…
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An Interview about Lady Pirates with Laura Sook Duncombe
Lee talks to author Laura Sook Duncombe about the real history of female pirates on the high seas. The Summer Story Challenge Leaderboard is now LIVE at…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot’s 4th of July Mixtape 2026
The world’s best DJ who also happens to be a worm has World Cup fever and he has a slammin’ playlist of your favorite Story Pirates songs to help everyone…
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The Great Big Talk Show of Famous People (feat. Mindy from Wow in the World)
Today’s brand new story is about a talk show that is having a LOT of problems, written by 12 year-old from New York named Quincey. We also have a brand new…
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Bad Poetry Class
Discover the freedom to write badly in today’s brand new story, written by Petra, a 12 year old from Canada. The Summer Story Challenge Leaderboard is now LIVE…
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STORY PIRATES + GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING: What Do I Eat??
In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates celebrate the release of a new children’s book by Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning called “Spaghetti…
Story PiratesCoco’s Crazy Schedule/The Advice Toilet
In part 2 of our season finale, the Evil Robot Story Pirates attempt to destroy imagination and creativity once and for all. Featuring two new stories: “Coco’s…
Story PiratesFlowers Will Not Grow Well Enough For My Mom To Like Them/The Breakdancing Knight
In part 1 of our season finale, the Story Pirates and the Evil Robot Story Pirates both arrive at StoryTellerCon. Featuring two new stories: “Flowers Will Not…
Story PiratesThe Historic Time Traveling of the Snake Trying to Find Peter in the 90’s (Not the Story Pirate, the Frog)
Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is…
Story PiratesWaffles/Belinda the Bobble
Lee explores an alternate reality where the Story Pirates never existed. Featuring two new stories: “Waffles”, a story about a girl with a mysterious vendetta…
Story PiratesHair Hospital/The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct (feat. Hari Kondabolu)
The Story Pirates visit a roadside cherry stand with a strange proprietor (Hari Kondabolu). Featuring two new stories: “Hair Hospital”, a song about a place…
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Deep Cuts #12: Space Stories
Welcome back to Deep Cuts, a celebration of our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. This week we have three stories about space…
Story PiratesThe Attack of the Dino Nuggets/The Case of the Missing Art
Rolo and Baby With a Mustache make funny bumper stickers. Featuring two new stories: “The Attack of the Dino Nuggets”, a story about a magic juice box that…
Story PiratesFashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)
Meghan and Rolo meet a theater maker (Elyse Myers) who changed the world. Featuring two new stories: “Fashion Snail”, a song about the world’s newest and…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2026
DJ Squirm-a-Lot, the world’s greatest DJ who also happens to be a worm, reveals his plan for the greatest party of all time while sharing a slammin’ mixtape…
Story PiratesThe Kid That Has a Bad Name/CatsNews
Meghan learns to drive. Featuring two new stories: “The Kid That Has a Bad Name,” a story about what life is like when your name is ‘Do You Like Hotdogs?’…
Story PiratesSuper Ant
Today’s brand new story is about a superhero who just might be up to no good. Written by a 8 year old from Tennessee named Nathan. Watch a longer, more awesome…
Story PiratesSelf Driving Cars/The Birth of Soup
Siegfried becomes the King of the micro-nation of Svensensfjord. Featuring two new stories: “Self Driving Cars”, a story about what happens when technology…
Story PiratesThe Library Adventure
Today’s brand new story is about becoming immersed in books. Literally. Written by a 6 year old from Maine named Annika. Watch a longer, more awesome version…
Story PiratesThe Popular Girl Who Was Actually a Tortoise/The Cat That Had a Trumpet
Nimene tries to fix everyone’s car sickness with a new invention. Featuring two new stories: “The Popular Girl Who Was Actually a Tortoise”, a story about…
Story PiratesPockets/The Evil Calendar
Meghan and Rachel compete to be Peter’s plus one for a movie premiere. Featuring two new stories: “Pockets”, a story about the #1 invention to help you not…
Story PiratesThe Great Californian Adventure That Could Have Been So Much Better Than It Was
Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is…
Story PiratesAlfred and the Broken Cup/Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament (feat. Kate Micucci)
Baby With a Moustache runs into her estranged sister, Toddler With a Goatee (Kate Micucci). Featuring two new stories: “Alfred and the Broken Cup”, a story…
Story PiratesThe Grouchy Friends/The Girl Who Never Fell Asleep (feat. Jeff Hiller and Hannah Solow)
Peter has a surprising encounter with Evil Robot Peter at a huge gas station that sells everything you could ever need. Featuring two new stories: “The Grouchy…
Story PiratesFarmageddon
Today’s brand new story is about a kid who is stuck inside of a movie and has to find a way out. Written by a 10 year old from Texas named Logan. Submit kids’…
Story PiratesPenny the Multi-Talented Girl/Husbordes (feat. Glo Tavarez)
Nimene and Lee discover a curious house and its even more curious proprietor (Glo Tavarez). Featuring two new stories: “Penny the Multi-Talented Girl”, about a…
Story PiratesThe Birthday Fiasco/The Backwards Hat
Lord Eric Half-Elven, champion of the weak and all around cool dude, rallies his compatriots to slay the Great Serpent. Featuring two new stories: “The…
Story PiratesThe Mosquito Chef/Suing Dinos
Rachel and Siegfried unknowingly compete with each other's chair-building startups. Featuring two new stories: “The Mosquito Chef”, about a mosquito who can’t…
Story PiratesBuried Treasure: The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia/The Story of the Plumber’s Hideous Yodels (S4E12)
This week we’re throwing back to one of our favorite full episodes from the Story Pirates archives: the classic episode where the Story Pirates Podcast becomes…
Story PiratesIntroducing: Smash Boom Best!
We're taking a rest for the holiday break, but in the meantime we wanted to share one of our favorite shows: Smash Boom Best! Smash Boom Best is a funny, smart…
Story PiratesThe Ancient History of Mr. Lollypants and His 27 Tears
Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is…
Story PiratesThe Horrible Pizza/Demons
It’s National Referee Day (again) and the Story Pirates are determined to show Smitty a good time. Featuring two new stories: “The Horrible Pizza,” a…
Story PiratesBob’s Impossible Pants/The Weird Inventor (feat. Matt Oberg)
The crew discovers a world traveler (Matt Oberg) who believes it’s still the year 1999. Featuring two new stories: “Bob’s Impossible Pants”, a song about a…
Story PiratesDJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2025
Just in time for your holiday travel, DJ Squirm-a-Lot has a brand new mixtape! This year, he’s flying the friendly skies for a Thanksgiving on the beach. Help…
Story PiratesClem and Gemp’s Camp/Super Banana Man
Rachel and Nimene face their fears while playing haunted mini-golf. Featuring two new stories: “Clem and Gemp’s Camp”, a story about two outdoor enthusiasts…
Story PiratesAlligator Droppings/Bees in the Ballot Box
The Story Pirates begin their roadtrip to StoryTellerCon. Featuring two new stories: ‘Alligator Droppings’, a story about a very fancy breakfast. dish that…
Story PiratesThe Bed/Do Not Disturb (feat. Alison Pill)
Welcome back to season 8 of the Story Pirates Podcast! In this first episode, the Story Pirates receive an intriguing invitation and meet a new adversary…
Story PiratesSeason 8 Trailer
Coming November 6th, it's the 8th season of the Story Pirates Podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Story PiratesSeason 8 Announcement
The Story Pirates Podcast is back for season 8 starting November 6th! New stories, new songs and new adventures with the Story Pirates crew. Tune in next week…
Story PiratesWere-Puppy
Almost any kind of creature is cute when it’s a baby, right? But what about Werewolves? Written by two siblings from Minnesota named Blake and Park. Join…
Story PiratesThe Stinky Cheese
We’ve done a lot of stories about stinky cheese, but today’s story has the stinkiest cheese yet. Written by a 10 year old from Canada named Eleanor. Join…
Story PiratesNuclear Spaghetti
Today’s brand new story is dedicated to all the picky eaters out there. Written by Henry, a 10 year old from California. Join Creator Club today for ad-free…
Story PiratesExcessive Work Out Guy and the Revenge of the Gym Equipment
Did you know that some people actually go to the gym at midnight? Today’s new story is about one such person. Written by Naomi, age 10, and Max, age 7, from…
Story PiratesThe Boy Who Ate Orange Seeds
Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story about a boy who grows an orange tree in his stomach, which provides all sorts of unique business…
Story PiratesMuffin of Doom: The Greatest Game of Parkour Hide and Seek (feat. Koo Koo)
Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club, as well as a very special…