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The Alchemist Club Podcast
A #DnD5e A.P. Podcast set in the world that Hatched. Five characters try to survive after being imprisoned by a mysterious cult. But, that is only the beginning…
Episodes
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Episode 91 - Laurie
At long last, the crew find themselves in the lavish lounge of a mysterious benefactor. With stylish new trappings and a boss that isn’t all she seems, a task…
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Episode 90 - Autumn Breezes
Departing from the depths of revelation, the party discusses a future full of gainful employment on their way back to familiar turf. What will they find within…
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Episode 89 - Ignis
In the depths of the mysterious structure, an unexpected new face -- and the questions it poses -- stop the crew in their tracks. Connect and chat with us!…
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Episode 88 - The Mystic Elevator
Bidding a farewell to gnomes, Teliferious departs into the wild blue once more. What strange new sights will they find? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on…
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Episode 87 - A Fortnight on the Town
The mighty heroes of Hopstanopolis spend a well-deserved break on their various callings, spurring wild rumor and speculation. Just what exactly is the Night…
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Episode 86 - Mediocre Pancakes
After their battle with Urkee, the crew gets a span of much-needed rest. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok…
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Episode 85 - Anti-Desmondwise
The final showdown with the mad gnome inventor begins. Deep in the whirring heart of Hopstanopolis, the fate of reality itself -- and the proper notation for…
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Episode 84 - Dimensional Toomfoolery
Armed and readied, they descend. Somewhere below, Urkee Bafflestone prepares to usher in a new world of madness. The depths are his realm; a place of twisting…
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Episode 83 - Lunch for the Apocalypse
Bearing new and exciting injuries from their brush with Urkee Bafflestone, the crew prepare to delve the depths of Hopstanopolis and stop the machinations of…
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Episode 82 - Dueling Fools
The culprit, revealed! The junkyard ambush goes awry when a clever new foe emerges to befuddle the treeship crew, and a bout of quick thinking is needed to…
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Episode 81 - Stakeout
As it turns out, we’re not the best at stakeouts. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to…
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Episode 80 - Into the Trenches
In the wake of the attack on the Canker, the crew of Teliferous reach out to old friends, and reassess the situation in Jux. When chief engineer Fibblestib…
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Episode 79 - Cankerous
Set us up the bomb! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say…
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Episode 78 - Mental Fortitude
Back in the city of gnomes, the group is tasked with reporting their findings. But all is not well within the datasphere; even the assistance of a trained…
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Episode 77 - The Spooky Island
Fresh from the apocalyptic vignette of the second island, the crew hunts down the third for a hat trick of responsible planning and forethought, only to be…
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Episode 76 - Unexpected Caution
As Teliferous arrives at the first stop on their reconnaissance mission, the team prepares for action-botany and animal-stalking. Island exploration is no…
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Fan Mail No. 2 - A Lengthy Fan Letter Response
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Episode 75 - Several Minor Events of Note
The Hopstanopolis Ornithopter Corps: We go up! A brief visit with the icy but striking Captain Panona Humplebumple, the crew of Teliferous decides to lend the…
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Episode 74 - Cloud Storage
Minty-freshly finished with their encounter in the depths of Lab 84, the crew of Teliferous return to Hopstanopolis as tenuous allies of the gnomes. To report…
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Episode 73 - Toothpaste Gone Bad
Face to face with their mintiest foe yet, the crew prepares for a titanic battle to decide the fate of all gnomekind (in the immediate 30-foot vicinity). Will…
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Episode 72 - Desmond - ON ICE
The crew of Teliferous descends into the abandoned gnomish labs to prove their worth to the Patent Office. Something foul and wicked and minty fresh has…
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Episode 71 - Hopstanopolis
The glorious city of the gnomes! Freshly vetted by their meeting with Mayor Applejack Crumbledown and Crampernack Quillshooter, the party enters the…
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Episode 70 - Semi-Maiden Voyage
Free of the city’s myriad dangers and slightly poorer, the group briefly debates the merits of badgers, crystals, and the fey. After a refreshing mountain…
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Episode 69 - Coin
As the Valor of Jux looms overhead, the party plots their assault on the indomitable symbol of Juxian hubris. Tarajux’s launch is interrupted by a newly…
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Episode 68 - The Emperor’s New Speech
Wealthy beyond imagining and eager to ruin their streak of one (1) successful business deal, the group enters the grand city of Jux once more. As Vimish…
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Episode 67 - Nothing Bad Happens in This Episode
Thrarat Caverock, Fled Cheek, Barndel Thrucks, Eldrin Moredark, and Itchy Steve make a daring pilgrimage to the dwarven outpost, carrying with them their…
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Episode 66 - The Juxian Hammer
Here be dragons! As the teeming hordes of the elemental earth are scattered, a final, glittering foe rears its foul visage at last! Faced with the behemoth…
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Episode 65 - The Brineswell Maneuver
The early arrival of the prophetic battle sends the crew of Teliferous into a mad scramble against the forces of the soil. As the mighty treeship surges into…
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Episode 64 - Preparations
As the earthen threat looms ever-closer, the defenders of Cloudtop put their various plans for protection into action. While Leolin communes with the birds and…
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Episode 63 - Cloudtop Aerie
Amongst the shrouded Marble Mountains lies Cloudtop, the mysterious home of the Aarakocra nations. As Ched is reunited with his people and questions arise as…
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Episode 62 - A Flighty Flock
Back aboard Teliferous, the crew encounters a flight of feathered friends on a dire quest. Setting aside petty squabbles about the Urkle Circle and potential…
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Episode 61 - Character Growth
In a pitched battle against the dark necromantic forces of the forest, the party grapples with the dark secret of the elves, while a large snake grapples with…
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Episode 60 - A Hidden Village
Fresh off their pilfering of a fae vacation home, the group is alerted to strange, unnatural magiycks emanating from the forest depths. With no holy symbol and…
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Episode 59 - In Which a Lot of Time is Spent on Nothing of Much Importance
With the Cave Of Spooky Bones once more hollow and empty, the crew of Teliferous must reunite with their ship. With yet more discussions about what to throw in…
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Episode 58 - In the House of Bone
After a series of regrettable decisions, the crew discovers a new and exciting den of wretched darkness. Will they at last confront the dark foe that has long…
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Episode 57 - Fire When Ready
With the reappearance of Dire Mecha Saskia 2.0, Teliferous’ crew prepares for full bombardment. Surely that will be enough, right? Right? Please..? Connect and…
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Episode 56 - Old Friends
With Teliferous powered up and underway, a familiar face shows up for an unexpected visit! What could be the reason for such a magnificent gift, and what…
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Episode 55 - The Orb of Life
With the necromantic orb of pure death heedlessly plunged into the heart of Teliferous, the crew sets their sights on the second of the Twin Orbs. Within the…
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Episode 54 - The Democratic Process
With the defeat of Lubash (spoilers!), Brakka Irontooth reigns supreme. The group departs immediately, seeking fresh employment and mad cash. With the…
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Episode 53- ORC FIGHT
Sunday Sunday Sunday! The fated showdown with Lubash the orc begins! Lightning fills the sky, javelins fall thick through the air, crabs battle cheetahs, and…
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Episode 52 - Razorblood Tribe and Subsidiaries
As the Anchor Storm passes, the crew of Teliferous resumes their trek. Once in the depths of Brakka’s vast, corporate undertaking the party is made privy to…
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Episode 51 - Weathering the Storm
On their way to a rendezvous with Brakka Irontooth, Teliferous is overtaken by the awesome might of an Anchor Storm, to the delight of some and concern of…
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Episode 50 - Phone Calls
In a very special episode of The Alchemists Club, the party manages to drag out the process of body-looting and dungeon-escape into a long process. Once aboard…
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Episode 49 - Eyeballs and the Muscle Part 2
The frantic battle against the True Church continues! Bears, stares, and incendiaries flare in the conclusion to the Arklay Incident. Connect and chat with us!…
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Episode 48 - Eyeballs and the Muscle
Face to face with the True Church’s lingering enforcers, the party prepares for a claustrophobic battle with strong men, blind men, and the cult’s…
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Episode 47 - A Door Opening Experience
With their plans awry and the town of Arklay in the throes of bear-induced chaos, the party regroups and prepares for a new approach. Inside the depths of the…
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Episode 46 - Bear Force One
Aiyar Highlark’s double-bluff goes terribly awry, and the keen eyes of a cultist shopkeeper nearly end the career of the high voltage hero. In the midst of a…
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Episode 45 - The Town of Arklay
With a target now in sight, the team arrives at the fishing village of Arklay on the edge of the world. While trying to find the location of the True Church’s…
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Episode 44 - The Iconoclasts
Upon arriving at the edge of the world and beyond, the crew of Teliferous finally come face to face with the mysterious Iconoclasts, a council of powerful…
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Episode 43 - Arrow Aplenty
As the crew of Teliferous heads for a fated rendezvous with Angloria Feywind and her mysterious associates, concerns about the combat-readiness of the vessel…
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Episode 42 - Elvish Heritage Sites
The crew continue their exploration of Teliferous’ systems, learning of the formidable firepower and disappointing top speed of their new arboreal fortress…
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Episode 41 - Teliferous
With the treeship functional, the group gets to work with the most important task of their heroic career: picking out a really cool name. With that epic feat…
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Episode 40 - Return of Lady Blossom
With the mythal secured, the party departs from the Tomb of Ralanthas, only to encounter an unexpected, familiar face waiting for them. Word has already spread…
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Episode 39 - The Tomb of Ralanthas part 2
The final tests of the tomb await our would-be raiders: will their guile, strength and wit be enough, or will they be devoured wholesale by singing…
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Episode 38 - The Tomb of Ralanthas part 1
In search of the mythal destined to power the strange and mythic treeship, the party delves into a forgotten tomb.Within, a gauntlet of terrible tasks await…
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Episode 37 - The Pendegrasts
With the desert and Desmond’s wife behind them, our heroes do the only logical thing on their quest to seek out the mysterious Angloria Feywind: walk towards…
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Episode 36 - The Sandpiper
Heave Ho! Look alive, ye sandy scallawags! N’er has the land seen such a vessel as the Sandpiper, pride ‘o the Dragonglass Desert! Aye, but what of its…
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Episode 35 - Crystal Clear
At the top of a dark, crystalline spire, the group confronts the villain responsible to put an end to the resurgence of the crystal plague. Monologues ensue in…
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Episode 34 - The Invention of the Surfboard
The party ventures ever deeper into the unknown dangers of the desert. Strange things are afoot out in the remote dunes; will Tarajux’s newfound geological…
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Episode 33 - Deserts and Dragonborn
Among new, less murdery friends, the party can (once again) relax and let their guard down. Clan Garlixen of the Dragonglass Desert welcomes them with open…