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The Wittering Whitehalls
Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are…
Episodes
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Fundraising Fun, Repetitive Viewing & Angling With A Chatterbox
Emerging from the email inbox this week... A DL with charitable ambitions, a chatty young man who might not be cut out for fishing and Harry Potter on repeat!…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Put yourself out there and give it a go!"
Meet Hilary Whitehall, who will be your careers advisor this week! Plus, the obligatory run down of all the jobs Mr Whitehall has been sacked from over the…
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Cheaters, Looking Back & A Familiar Voice
It's finally time to put a voice to one of the names you've heard repeated a few times since The Wittering Whitehalls began! Plus, a despicable cheater and a…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go near 'extra services' in a hotel..."
This is a lesson that you'd do well to take on board... If you're ever unsure of what's included, or whether there might be trouble involved with the 'extras'…
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Cruising, Paying Over The Odds & Getting Lavatorial
You could never say that an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls wasn't varied enough. This week, it's one thing to the next! From a cruise ship query to money…
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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't go wrong with a tortilla."
Somehow, a recipe-focused episode has become rather a recurring feature in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls. So here we are again, this time with a…
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A Double Celebration, A Legal Missive & A Trip To Berlin
There's almost too much to pack into this week's edition of The Wittering Whitehalls... First of all, Mr Whitehall celebrates (in his own way) another year on…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Cyclists beware..."
It was an eventful and unpleasant experience that inspired Mrs Whitehall this week. Suffice to say that if you're on two wheels, you should never take a…
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Fisticuffs, Family Squabbles & The 'Perfect' Day
It's time to dive back in to The Wittering Whitehalls big inbox of queries, questions, anecdotes and problems that you, the Dear Listener, have sent in! Make…
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Series 3 - Coming April 3rd!
Assemble, DL's! Hopefully it's not been too long without your twice-weekly visit to Whitehall Towers! Michael & Hilary will return on Monday April 3rd…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Have fewer baths..." (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)
Just before they head off for a couple of weeks, Michael & Hilary are joined by Jack once more, to see if he can offer you a nugget of wisdom to mull over…
The Wittering WhitehallsConception, Discipline & Tattoos (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)
So, the cat is out of the bag and you know that Michael & Hilary are joined by their eldest this week, Mr Jack Whitehall! The email inbox still has plenty to…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Have a quick spritz of perfume..."
Michael & Hilary get into what it takes to keep them on an even keel on a day to day basis. We all have down days from time to time, so here are some Whitehall…
The Wittering WhitehallsInventions, Revenge & Snow!
Get ready for a bit of a surprise in the introduction to this edition of The Wittering Whitehalls! Mr Whitehall has been let loose! Plus, on the slate today, a…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Think carefully before you throw out old toys!"
Following a chance encounter with a vintage Batmobile in his loft, this weeks emailer sets The Whitehalls off on a journey into the past, to their favourite…
The Wittering WhitehallsSecret Signals, Friends With Benefits & Musical Theatre
Any idea that The Wittering Whitehalls could be considered a family show rather go out of the window this week, when the topic of "friends with benefits" is…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Always have a little pot of bicarbonate of soda..."
So that's the life lesson... But why? Find out why a pot of bicarbonate of soda is a must-have in any household. It all starts with an email from somebody with…
The Wittering WhitehallsPolitics, Buffet Breakfasts & Spirit Animals
There's a rich spread of topics this week, from the thorny issue of politics, which Mrs Whitehall is very concerned about getting into, all the way to spirit…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your phone on a restaurant table..."
Mrs Whitehall was the victim of theft this week and she's not happy about it. Whatever you do, always keep an eye on your bits and pieces and certainly don't…
The Wittering WhitehallsBuying A Sports Car, Hair Dye & Being Too Polite
Mr Whitehall is full of stories this week and that's exactly how we all like him! There's plenty of advice for a man called Trevor, on how to grow old with…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Always have an escape route..."
It doesn't matter where you are... Mrs Whitehall ALWAYS recommends that you have a quick escape route. Find out why in this week's LIFE LESSON! Make sure…
The Wittering WhitehallsGoing It Alone, Dieting & What To Call Your "Lover"
Michael breathes a sigh of relief, as Whitehall Towers are finally, Christmas decoration-free! But with more emails to get through, there's no time for messing…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Always be clear on the rules of engagement!"
It's quite a niche piece of advice this week, but you never know who might need to hear it. Suffice to say, that if you have a ballet dancer lodging in your…
The Wittering WhitehallsHome Decor, Karaoke & Admiration For Others
There's no mucking about as The Whitehalls enter 2023! It's a PACKED episode this week! There are emails pertaining to decor disagreements, go-to karaoke…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "What to do with the Christmas leftovers?"
You know, by now, that Hilary has a few kitchen hacks up her sleeve, so here are a few more to help you decide what to do with those Christmas offcuts! Make…
The Wittering WhitehallsUnwanted Gifts, Christmas Dinner & A Seasonal Party!
A VERY Merry Christmas, from The Wittering Whitehalls, to you! It doesn't matter whether you've got a house full, or you're enjoying a quiet one to yourself…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "You can never have too many Christmas decorations!"
It ought to be said that only one half of The Wittering Whitehalls agrees with the title of this bonus episode... Can you guess who it is? It's almost…
The Wittering WhitehallsTaxidermy, Reading & Travelling For The First Time!
As the season of tinsel and goodwill descends upon us, Mr Whitehall grows grumpier by the second, so strap in! This week, a curious email about taxidermy, a…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might meet at the reduced section!"
It's the gift that keeps on giving... More life hacks, anecdotes, tips and tricks that you can take with you on your own journey through life! Make sure you're…
The Wittering WhitehallsDating, Delivery Support & A Dining Disagreement
Mrs Whitehall kicks off this weeks episode with a minor overshare and it all just carries on from there! There's dating for the over sixties, a brand new baby…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Mrs Whitehall's kitchen hacks..."
This is PROPER public service broadcasting... Mrs Whitehall has 1001 excellent kitchen hacks that will absolutely blow your mind and she's sharing them with…
The Wittering WhitehallsMoving House, Snazzy Dressing & Resolving Squabbles
Here's one for you, that's full to the point of bursting! There's a chance encounter on the stairs, a word on how to move house without falling out, how to…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Do not go anywhere near nepotism..."
Struggling to hold down a job? Maybe you just can't get an interview to go your way... Mr Whitehall tells the story of when Jack convinced him to travel all…
The Wittering WhitehallsBaby Names, Bullies & Travelling In Joggers
There's a wide selection of emails in this weeks Wittering Whitehall mail bag. From creative baby naming to a sage word on how to ward off the bullies at…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Making scrambled eggs? You'll need some eggs..."
There won't be too many of you who saw this one coming... This week, Mr Whitehall rolls up his sleeves and shows you what he's made of in the kitchen! With…
The Wittering WhitehallsA Proposal, A Painting & A Children's Entertainer
Michael & Hilary are back for another Monday mooch through your emails! This week, an embarrassing conversation that needs having with a teenager, a…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "If you aim for on time, you're going to be late..."
We can all agree on this lesson for life, can't we? No... Of course not. See if you can predict where Mr & Mrs Whitehall pitch themselves in this argument and…
The Wittering WhitehallsNicknames, Sex Education & DIY
What an enticing episode title!? Michael begins this week with a tale from the night before, where he was seated under a powerful air-conditioning unit and…
The Wittering WhitehallsLIFE LESSONS: "Always tell the truth... Or don't."
So here's the very first LIFE LESSON from Mr & Mrs Whitehall. A snack-sized nugget, to give you food-for-thought over the weekend. In this first bonus helping…
The Wittering WhitehallsBucket Lists, Old Heads & Conspiracy Theories!
They are returned, DL's! Back once again, to answer your questions, mull your queries and put the world to rights. In the first outing of series two, Michael…
The Wittering WhitehallsSeries 2 - Coming November 7th!
DL's!!! They're back! Michael & Hilary will once again take a deep dive into your wonderful emails, offering wisdom, wit and the occasional rant! PLUS... Don't…
The Wittering WhitehallsBermuda Shorts, Andouillette & Wasabi!
So here it is, the last from The Wittering Whitehalls... FOR NOW! Keep an eye on this feed to see if they return... In this quick fire episode, Hilary &…
The Wittering WhitehallsKryptonite, Sports Day & Money Management
You know The Wittering Whitehalls by now... Ask Michael a question about cryptocurrency and what do you get...? A story about Superman of course! Plus, find…
The Wittering WhitehallsMeditation, Horoscopes & Ghostly Goings-On
Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Let's drift into an other worldly state, with the help of Mr & Mrs Whitehall. Hear all about Hilary's wretched evening in a…
The Wittering WhitehallsRobots, Time Travel & Learning A New Skill
It's up and away and off to the future for The Whitehalls this week. How would Michael deal with a house full of robots and what would he do with a time…
The Wittering WhitehallsPhobias, Vaping & A Funeral Cortège
This week, it's time to come clean about irrational fears, vexatious behaviours and stressful situations. Plus, find out why The Whitehall's almost caused a…
The Wittering WhitehallsCamping, Haggling & A "Holy Man"
The emails keep on coming and The Whitehalls are more than happy to keep on wittering! This week, Mrs Whitehall tells us all just how much Mr Whitehall loves…
The Wittering WhitehallsNail Polish-Gate, Reality TV & Strictly No Rehearsals...
Well, it looks as though The Wittering Whitehalls have their first '-gate' scandal! Find out all about why a bottle of 'mouthwash' almost did for Mr Whitehall…
The Wittering WhitehallsLondon Living, Collections & Soiling
Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back once again, to discuss whatever it is YOU want to discuss. This week, the letters come from all over the place, asking all sorts!…
The Wittering WhitehallsPets, A Ski Trip & ... Nudity
You read that title correctly... This week, The Whitehall's tackle the subject of nudity. A state which apparently, Mr Whitehall is no stranger to. Find out…
The Wittering WhitehallsCinema Snacks, Festivals & Learning To Drive
Give yourself a moment to think... Who would you like to teach you to drive? Hilary or Michael? Perhaps your answer says something about who you are. This…
The Wittering WhitehallsRome, Royals & Racy Pictures
Brace yourselves DL's, because this week is quite a ride. Winston is heavily involved (both Churchill and Whitehall, in fact), Hilary temporarily loses the…
The Wittering Whitehalls"Celebrity", Social Media & Gossip
The idea of this week's episode is to take a sneak peak into the glamorous world of "celebrity" and all that it entails, but what can Michael & Hilary tell us…
The Wittering WhitehallsSleep, Exercise & The World of Sport
Here we go DL's! It's time for the next instalment of TWW's! This week, your emails have Hilary advising on exercise and goading Michael about things like…
The Wittering WhitehallsRomance, Weddings & Parties
What a lovely trio of topics! That is... Unless you are Michael Whitehall. Find out how hard Hilary has to work to convince her darling husband to come to a…
The Wittering WhitehallsMobile Phones, Whistling & A Briefcase of Money
Here it is folks! Michael & Hilary Whitehall have flung open the door to their London home and they're inviting you in! In the inaugural episode, Hilary tries…
The Wittering WhitehallsCOMING ON JUNE 27th!
Join Michael & Hilary Whitehall at their Thames embankment home as they share the wit, wisdom and knowledge on a range of topics, chosen by YOU! Perhaps you've…