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The Wittering Whitehalls
Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are…
Episodes
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Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits
This weeks episode gets quite rude in parts, but sometimes it's exactly what's required! There's an update from last years organ-playing DL, a very cheeky…
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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present."
There's a lovely voice note from Jacqui this week, sharing the wisdom of her lovely Grandmother. Plus, what was all the drama on Mrs Whitehall's birthday and…
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Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early
Have you got your tickets for the very exciting Wittering Whitehalls Barely (A)Live tour yet?? What are you waiting for?! Meanwhile, back on the podcast, a PHD…
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LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."
When it comes to collections, we all know Mr Whitehall is right up there... But is there a system? Does he consult Mrs Whitehall before making an addition to…
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Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall
Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!"
You can spend your life trying to change those around you, but sometimes it's ok not to bother... So says Mrs Whitehall! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR…
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Pigeons, Swiss Rolls & A Grumpy Patient
Can you believe it!? Nearly 3 years since it all began; Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back for SERIES 9!!!! There's an awful lot to catch up on, in terms of general…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..."
Perhaps it's not a 'life lesson' as such, but it's a very specific query on this weeks bonus episode and it marks the final instalment of the series! The…
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Teaching, Stripping & Accepting Help (with special guest Laura Smyth!)
We love a guest at Whitehall Towers and for the finale of Series 8, Hilary & Michael welcome comedian, writer and all round excellent human being, Laura Smyth…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!"
This weeks DL is living with a man who, like so many, has decided that enough is enough with ultra-processed food and that he must start making his own…
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Derrick Destruction, Wrong Speed & Bowls
Are you listening to The Wittering Whitehalls at the correct speed? It might be worth a check. Plus, the sadness (or indifference) related to throwing away an…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..."
Whilst this weeks lesson isn't completely black and white, it's important to do the right thing. When a DL asks the question "have you ever stolen something"…
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Birthday Arrest, Renovations & Water-Ma-Trout
Apparently, a 104 year old woman was recently arrested for her birthday, because that's what she wanted... Perhaps Mr Whitehall would like to celebrate his…
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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't control nature."
Every now and again, a DL writes in with a corker of a story. This is one of those occasions. Strap in DL's... It's time for #BeaverGate You can email your…
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Safari, Java & A Swiss Army Knife
There are DL's LITERALLY all over the world. This week, we're introduced to a 19 year old DL, doing his National Service in the Swiss Army! Plus, why is a DL's…
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LIFE LESSONS: "There's nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree."
Have a quick guess... Where are the Whitehalls this time?? It's Dubai! It's time to dish out some advice to some young, travelling DL's about how to manage…
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UFO's, The Shoey & Beans Off Toast
At this point, the tour nears it's end and Mr Whitehall is quite ready to go home, but that does not mean the podcast stops... No, sir. The Whatsapp messages…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Try the shower!"
Nobody likes ironing. Surely this much, we can agree on? Luckily, Mrs Whitehall is on hand to tell you what you can do instead. Meanwhile, Mr Whitehall is…
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Corpse Flower, Havers Revisited & Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
That's definitely the longest title ever, for a Wittering Whitehalls episode... Find out what it means within! Plus, a namesake spider, a footless seagull and…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Write it down."
This week, a lovely DL sparks a conversation about keeping a diary to remember what you've been up to. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to…
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Possums, The Rider & Final Thoughts (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)
You'll even hear Mrs Whitehall say this at the beginning, but this was originally supposed to be a 10 minute 'Tour Diary' entry to slot in somewhere, but…
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LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might bump into..."
The DL's always deliver, but this week, one particular DL has knocked it out of the park. Ladies and Gentlemen... Mr Chris Willey. You can email your…
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AI Podcasting, Cold Water & Caravans
With the way technology is going, it might be possible for The Wittering Whitehalls to continue forever, regardless of whether Mr & Mrs Whitehall are still…
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LIFE LESSONS: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
It's a very old adage, this one, but how will Mrs Whitehall expertly apply it? It all starts with an email from a DL who found something amazing in Thailand!…
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Marmalade, P.G. Wodehouse & Vasectomies
The Whitehall travelling circus trucks onwards and you find Michael & Hilary in New Zealand this week. Regardless of location, there's much to discuss... Jump…
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LIFE LESSONS: "It's all about perception."
You're never too old to learn something, that's for sure. This week, the Whitehalls learn something about coded messaging and what people might be…
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Impulsivity, Inner Monologues & The Mercator Projection
There is so, so much to take in this week. Hands up if you already know what The Mercator projection is? Plus, more control panel misery for Mr Whitehall and…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Try everything once."
Still in their Sydney hotel room, the Whitehalls are challenged to try something they've never tried before, but can Mr Whitehall be persuaded?? You can email…
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Churchill's Mower, Afternoon Tea & Moving Back Home
The Wittering Whitehalls are officially, 100% international! Thousands of miles from Whitehall Towers, from a hotel in Sydney, Australia - Michael & Hilary are…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Speak to Citizens Advice!"
Have you got a landlord problem? Perhaps The Wittering Whitehalls can help... Or not, as it turns out. However, Mrs Whitehall reckons there are things that can…
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An Engagement Ring, A Songwriter & An Exploitative Neighbour
We all hate losing things. As you scramble around, hoping against hope that the next thing you see will be the thing you're looking for.... This weeks first…
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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're giving advice, be nice."
Mr Whitehall is still battling a malady, but Mrs Whitehall is back in the business of handing out sage advice. What to do if you're criticised by an older…
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Nursing, Copycats & Guitar Lessons
Mr Whitehall dragged himself from his sick bed this week, all in the name of fulfilling his duty to you, the wonderful DL's. On the slate for discussion, is a…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Give it the beans..."
Are you a fussy eater? Do you know, or deal with a fussy eater? Mrs Whitehall does! What can be done with those who just won't give new things a try and stick…
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Solo Activity, Nosing About & The Other Jack
Whilst it might be confusing to hear Mr & Mrs Whitehall in their Putney home one moment and half way across the world the next, it is well worth it. Settle in…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Press the microphone button!"
A mystery has been solved in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls... It turns out that what first appeared to be mischief was, in fact, a simple…
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The Local Council, After-Show Rituals & Tour Diaries!
They're back and they're, frankly... All over the place! Recorded just before they hopped on a plane to Singapore, we start in Whitehall Towers for the usual -…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Be true to yourself."
Come and join Michael & Hilary for a Boxing Day life lesson, born out of a legendary nativity performance from DL Wendy's son... You can email your questions…
The Wittering WhitehallsStockings, Cards & Christmas Movies (with special guests Jordan North & William Hanson!)
It's a great big Christmas special mash up in the podcast universe this week, as Jordan & William from Help I Sexted My Boss join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a spot…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."
We can all agree that the stories you hear on The Wittering Whitehalls are very interesting and thoroughly amusing, but are they consistent? Luckily, there is…
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George Martin, Christmas In The Garage & Poached Turkey
What would happen if for whatever reason, Mrs Whitehall was unable to produce the wonderful Christmas lunch that she has done so many times before? What if Mr…
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LIFE LESSONS: "There's not an awful lot you can do about moths."
So, what can you do if you've got a moth problem? Well.... Not much, but also not nothing. As always, Mrs Whitehall is here with some pearls of wisdom and Mr…
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New York, Tasmania & Yawping Cats
The team at Whitehall Towers are fairly certain that this week sees the very first use of the word "yawping" on the podcast. Find out what it means within!…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Answering the door? Put on a coat!"
There are a couple of emails to deal with this week... First of all, a DL with access to the very highest rungs of power and influence and second of all, a DL…
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Light Packing, Flying Cars & Shoegate
Another week, another 'gate' at Whitehall Towers. What on Earth took place during 'shoegate'?! Plus, Julie from Taunton has a husband that refuses to pack a…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Dim the lights and relax."
It's not often that things get testy at Whitehall Towers whilst the podcast is in session. Stronger words are usually reserved for pre and post-record…
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Wobbly Shoes, Hugh of Orange & Sightseeing On Tour
It's an all sorts episode this week. There's an update from the DL who once dressed as Donald Duck (you remember, don't you?), a question about entertaining…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Mulch your beds."
At this time of year, the green-fingered DL knows that there's work to be done in the garden. Luckily, David the gardener is on hand with some handy hints if…
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Wardrobe Malfunctions, Toothgate & Katie from Kent
Not all of us have suffered a wardrobe malfunction, but todays DL certainly did. Plus, some Christmas present advice and a cheeky voice note from Kent! You can…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Get yourself a towel that nobody else has got."
It's time for the maiden Wittering Whitehalls voice note! Remember to keep sending them in to the number below. Find out what DL Jenny's particular quandary…
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Master of Ceremonies, A Photo Request & Musophobia
You DL's know your stuff, that's for sure. This week, a soon to be married DL needed to put her fiancé right about what Mr Whitehall would and wouldn't do and…
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LIFE LESSONS: "It's not ungrammatical, it's just silly."
It's been a little while since the Whitehalls have called Uncle Neil and this weeks email is the perfect opportunity to check back in with him... You can email…
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Imposter Syndrome, The Wrong Present & Historical Jesus
Does Michael Whitehall ever suffer from imposter syndrome? What do we think...? Plus, buying an anniversary present and some of the best place names yet! You…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't give up."
It's not long until Mr & Mrs Whitehall accompany their son to New York for a show at the Carnegie Hall! So, how are the preparations coming along? Make sure…
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Trick Or Treating, The Mystery Cone & A First Time Comedian
We're into Mr Whitehall's favourite time of year... It's the spoooooooky season of halloween and he just can't get enough of it. On the slate this week - trick…
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LIFE LESSONS: "A bit of dirt never hurt."
This week, a tired Mum of two is hoping that Mrs Whitehall can help to bring a bit of calm and order into the equation. Let's see... Make sure you're…
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Spiders, Bingo & Plant Wars
Unfortunately, for the arachnophobes among us, it's the time of year where our eight-legged visitors begin to show themselves. This week, an emailer…
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LIFE LESSONS: "The devil is in the detail!"
A couple of weeks ago, Mr & Mrs Whitehall were invited to The British Podcast Awards to present some awards. What a lovely treat. However, on this weeks bonus…
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Attracting Attention, Family Crests & Going On Holiday With A Stranger
There's almost nothing that Mr & Mrs Whitehall can't apply their wide-ranging experience and vast wisdom to and this week is no different. On the slate, we…
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LIFE LESSONS: "Try this trick when you're taking a picture..."
There seem to be a lot of farmers getting in touch recently and today, it's the turn of Emmersen, a 'plant sex expert' from Canada. Gosh. Make sure you're…