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Serious Danger
Serious Danger is a podcast about our broken political system and its greatest threat: the Greens. Join traitorous SJWs Emerald Moon and Tom Ballard as they discuss the #auspol news of the week, chat to key figures from the left movement, and talk about how to win a future for all of us. This is NOT an official Greens party podcast, but it IS the official podcast of trying to not go insane while experiencing the sh*tshow that is Australian politics. / Produced by Michael Griffin / Twitter &…
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Serious Danger142: Katter tales, EPA fails, a hetero census & a watchdog for renters
Apologies, an earlier version of this episode had sound issues, this is an updated file. Emerald will play Bob Katter, Tom can be Rachel Withers. Then it’s a…
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Teaser - Should Greens be afraid of Advance Australia?
In this bonus episode for Patreon subscribers, Tom takes Emerald through the patriots fighting to destroy the Greens scourge facing our nation - Advance…
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141: ABC & Labor Vs Unions & NDIS ft. Jordon Steele-John
Bill “would you prefer we do nothing!?!” Shorten is back at it. Emerald is joined by guest co-host Jordon Steele-John, Greens senator for Western Australia…
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140: Krazy Katter, CFMEU & Greens for Moreton ft. Remah Naji
Krazy Katter vs the Satanic Olympics. Emerald and Tom unpack the anti-labour Labor party’s CFMEU-busting legislation that was rushed through Parliament this…
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Deep Dive: What Happened to Harold Holt? (Teaser)
In this bonus episode for Patreon subscribers, Emerald takes Tom on a deep dive (!) into the life and unexplained death of Harold Holt, Australia’s 17th Prime…
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139: Labor Disappointments & the AUKUS Dud Deal
A short little ten minute debate about Raygun. Emerald and Tom answer a listener question about writing to your MP and what is the best way to get them to…
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138: What are the odds: gambling ads and Makarrata
OUTRAGE as Greens-aligned comedian makes a joke that the media deliberately pretends is an opinion (and it’s not about Tom for once). Emerald and Tom go over…
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Teaser: Inside The Greens #5 pt 2: Keating v Forests, Peter Singer, 1996 Election
In this bonus series for Patreon subscribers, Tom takes Emerald through chapter 5 of author Paddy Manning’s epic history of the Australian Greens movement…
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137: Unf*** the Cabinet & the Missing Peace ft. Jo Vallentine
Unf*** the f***ing future you f***ing ****ed ****-brained ****s. Emerald and Tom take a look at the Albanese government’s cabinet reshuffle. (10:46) It’s not a…
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136: Is being able to afford a house brat?
AI Steven Miles dances as democracy faces a turning point. Emerald and Tom unpack the Greens’ controversial new “buy a house to have a place to live” policy…
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Teaser: Inside The Greens #5: Breaking Through, Germans, WA, 1993 Election, Whitlam
In this bonus series for Patreon subscribers, Tom takes Emerald through chapter 5 of author Paddy Manning’s epic history of the Australian Greens movement…
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135: What’s Gonna Happen in the NT Election? ft. Asta Hill, Greens Candidate for Braitling
Kung Fu Panda quits the band and sells out Rage Kage for saying a naughty joke to a giant robot. Tom is joined by guest host Asta Hill, Greens candidate for…
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134: France, Gaza Death Toll & Media Collapses
Adam Bandt needs to let dead dogs lie. Emerald and British lad Tom take a quick look at the French election results (13:05). Then, an update on the destruction…
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Teaser: Farming & Agriculture ft. Tammi Jonas from Australian Food Sovereignty Alliance
In this bonus Patreon episode requested by a subscriber, Emerald speaks to Tammi Jonas from Australian Food Sovereignty Alliance about the movement for…
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133: Fatima Resigns, UK Election & Midwinter Ball ft. Rachel Withers
Emerald is joined again by Rachel Withers, the only good (adult) Aussie journalist! First up is the most important news story of the week - Midwinter Ball…
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132: Biden, Assange, Pill-Testing, Payman, Vaping
President Biden is not going to exploit, for political purposes, his opponent's youth and inexperience. Emerald and Tom dive into so much news - first up in…
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Teaser: UK Election Preview ft. @NoJusticeMTG
Tom is joined by streamer and Novara Media regular @NoJusticeMTG aka Helena to preview the upcoming UK election on July 4th. Is this a new dawn for TERF Island…
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131: Nuclear-Powered Condemnation Games
A CEO Sleepout outside the Qantas lounge. Emerald and Tom look at the Opposition’s new definitely-real nuclear power policy (07:21). Are they noobs to be…
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130: Adam Bandt is (like) Hitler? ft. Ellen Sandell, new Vic Greens Leader
Greens are literally Nazis, sez The Aus. Emerald and Tom try to get their heads around Peter Dutton’s bold “you will have to wait and see hope you are…
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Teaser: COMEDY IN CRISIS - Sky News vs Cancel Culture
In this bonus episode for Patreon subscribers, Emerald and Tom watch and react to the hard-hitting Sky News expose, COMEDY IN CRISIS: How cancel culture is…
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129: Are the Greens Anti-Semitic? ft. Campbell Gome
Are the Greens oikophobic a.k.a.. afraid of housing? Emerald and Tom are joined by Campbell Gome from the Jewish Greens to ask, DO WE CONDEMN THE GREENS!?!…
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128: Middle Class Cate, the Rafah Meme & Laura Tingle ft. Rachel Withers
Is Cate Blanchett middle class while also being worth $140 million? Emerald and Tom catch up on the week’s migration news and the DIRECTION NINETY-NINE drama…
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Teaser: Inside The Greens #4: Infighting, Proscription & Birth of Aus Greens
In this bonus series for Patreon subscribers, Tom takes Emerald through chapter 4 of author Paddy Manning’s epic history of the Australian Greens movement…
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127: ICC Issue Arrest Warrants + We Solve Immigration
Advance Australia doing free Greens PR. Emerald and Tom discuss this week’s actions by the International Criminal Court to issue arrest warrants for Israeli…
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126: Budget Losers 2024 + Brisbane Election Recap
Going for a run at 3:46am in the morning like a normal human man. Emerald and Tom are here for Budget Losers 2024! (8:31) What is their take on Jim Chalmer’s…
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Teaser: Live in Brisbane ft. Trina Massey
As a special Patreon bonus, here is a full exclusive live episode recorded April 27th 2024 at Good Chat in Brisbane! Emerald and Tom catch up on the Australia…
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125: Gas, Rafah & Campus Protests ft. Amy MacMahon
Door-knocking in a coma. Emerald is joined by Amy MacMahon, Greens state MP for South Brisbane! First up an update on Amy’s return to work following a horror…
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124: Is Gendered Violence Getting Worse?
Pauline Hanson vs Mehreen Faruqi. Emerald and Tom discuss violence against women in Australia, following protests against gendered violence across the country…
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Teaser: 12 Rules for Strife ft. Jeff Sparrow & Sam Wallman
In this bonus for Patreon subscribers, Emerald and Tom are joined by journalist Jeff Sparrow and cartoonist Sam Wallman, to discuss their new book 12 Rules for…
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123: Live in Brisbane ft. Max Chandler-Mather
Live from Good Chat Comedy Club in Meanjin/Brisbane, Emerald and Tom are joined by the federal MP for Griffith, Max Chandler-Mather! After some obligatory ‘Arj…
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122: Stabbings & Supermarkets
The Greens are a nut, they’re crazy in the coconut. Emerald and Tom discuss the horrific stabbing attacks in Sydney last week, the crappy media response, and…
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Teaser: Jim’s Eugenics (Live in Melbourne)
In this bonus for Patreon subscribers, live from Comedy Republic in Melbourne, Tom takes Emerald through the fast times and bonkers views of Jim’s Mowing…
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121: Squatting with Purplepingers & Israel
Molly the magpie, Peggy the dog and Steven the premier. Emerald and Tom celebrate ‘friend-of-the-pod’ Purplepingers’ media campaign to create a squatters…
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120: Live in Melbourne ft. Osman Faruqi
Adam Bandt’s living large. Emerald and Tom come to you live from a sold out show at the Comedy Republic in Melbourne! First, we have a woke new…
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Teaser: Inside The Greens - Chapter 3.5 - How US controls Australia
In this bonus series for Patreon subscribers, Tom continues taking Emerald through chapter 3 of author Paddy Manning’s epic history of the Australian Greens…
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119: Greens-Labor Coalition(!?) & Gaza Visas ft. Reem Borrows
Is the CIA going to dismiss Ballard? Emerald and Tom look back on the Tassie election and assess the odds of a future Greens-Labor GLP coalition (14:12). Is it…
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118: Meta, Tassie, Religious Freedom & Holly Valance ft. Jack Toohey
Meta is like can we just not talk about politics right now? Tom is joined by guest host, viral political advocate and filmmaker Jack Toohey! First up they…
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117: QLD Council Election Results & Donation Reforms
Can I have your vote? Don’t worry about my ankle bracelet. Emerald and Tom react to the Queensland local council elections and state by-elections (8:39). Was…
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Teaser: That’s My Jam 2 - Kitchen Cabinet Recap
In ep 2 of our Patreon bonus show That’s My Jam, Emerald and Tom re-open the Kitchen Cabinet and recap some classic eps from 2016. First up is former Greens…
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116: Stupid White Property Council Bastards
Sam Kerr is a reverse milkshake duck. Emerald and Tom do a vibe check on the upcoming Brisbane City Council local election and Steven Miles’ texting SCANDAL…
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115: Pigs, Pride & TAS Politics ft. Tabatha Badger
Katter and Wilkie aren’t as happy as a pig in mud. Emerald and Tom look at the debate over whether the NSW police should march at the Sydney Mardi Gras…
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Teaser: ABC Burrup Woodside Update, Public Housing & Homelessness Crisis ft. Jesse Noakes
In this Patreon bonus, Jesse Noakes returns to the show. First he gives Emerald and Tom a predictable update on Disrupt Burrup and ABC. Then they talk about…
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114: Colesworth Grifties
Taylor Swift came to town and all I got was this lousy $65 t-shirt. Emerald and Tom talk Colesworth and the reactions to the “Superpower” episode of Four…
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113: Is Negative Gearing Political Poison? ft. Adam Bandt
Auspol choo-choo-chooses wuv. Emerald and Tom welcome back Adam Bandt, leader of the Australian Greens! First up are the proposed Greens amendments to the…
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Teaser: Inside The Greens - Chapter 3
In this bonus for Patreon subscribers, Tom takes Emerald through chapter 3 of author Paddy Manning’s epic history of the Australian Greens movement, “Inside…
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112: Do we have a right to disconnect from work?
Oh Craig Kelly you hornbag. Emerald and Tom catch up on three big stories from the week. First up, the LNP has agreed to pass the updated Labor stage 3 tax…
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111: AI Midriff-gate ft. Greens Brisbane Mayoral Candidate Jonathan Sriranganathan
Newington College weirdos say NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Emerald and Tom look at the Nine scandal using AI on a photo of Vic senator Georgie Purcell. Is a person to…
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Teaser: We watch the Sky News ‘Liberals In Power’ Doco
In this bonus for Patreon subscribers, Emerald and Tom have watched the OTHER hard-hitting expose - Sky News ‘Liberals In Power: The near-decade of…
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110: Scowl-bo & the Three Stages of Tax Grief
Bev McArthur saves the flag from Green wokists. Emerald and Tom unpack the government’s proposed changes to the stage 3 tax cuts. What are the changes? What…
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109: Australia Day or Groundhog Day? ft. GetUp! CEO Larissa Baldwin-Roberts
Julia Gillard takes a bold stance for women’s rights. Emerald and Tom are joined by GetUp! CEO Larissa Baldwin-Roberts, to talk about the state of Australia…
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Teaser: Inside The Greens - Chapter 2.5
In this ongoing bonus series for Patreon subscribers, Tom takes Emerald through chapter 2.5 of author Paddy Manning’s epic history of the Australian Greens…
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108: Wokeworths, The Hague & the Year Ahead ft. Jenny Leong
Big Lamb solves the generation gap. Emerald and Tom are joined by Jenny Leong, state MP for Newtown - the only Greens MP to win more than 50% of the vote! They…
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107: In Bluey Did We Invade Iraq?
Tim Wilson is back, and humbled. Emerald and Tom look at the latest media hysteria on Palestine - are Bluey and Qantas pro-genocide? Then the new year has…
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Teaser: Albo Sell-Out Song ft. Gabbi Bolt
In this bonus for Patreon subscribers, Tom is joined by comedy musician Gabbi Bolt, fresh from the War on 2023 national tour. They unpack her ‘Albo Song’ and…
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106: Gen Z & Worst Tweets of 2023
Any plans for NYE? Emerald and Tom take a belated look at a new Gen Z(ed?) Party. Should the Greens be worried, or is it a big scam? Then, a countdown of the…
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105:A New Qld Premier & a Lehrmann Trial for Xmas
‘Senator Six-Pack’ David Van is down in your DMs. Merry Nondenominational Seasonal Festivity! Emerald and Tom catch up on the final report by the Community…
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Teaser: Generation Wars
News.com.au has a recent article trying to start generation war between boomers and millennials/gen Z, starring our very own Tom Ballard. Remember when he told…
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104: COP-out ft. Senator-Elect Steph Hodgins-May
What’s the deal with Greens and double-barreled surnames? Tom is joined by guest host, senator-elect, Steph Hodgins-May! COP28 (aka the 28th meeting of the…
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103: TikTok Hams & Attention Hogs ft. LilahRPG
Taylor Swift wins Time Magazine’s Cringiest Person of the Year award. Emerald is joined by TikToker and “insufferable Greens shill” LilahRPG. First they…
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Teaser: Inside The Greens - Chapter Two
In this ongoing bonus series for Patreon subscribers, Tom takes Emerald through chapter two of author Paddy Manning’s epic history of the Australian Greens…