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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The…
Episodes
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSEASON 3 Is Not For The Pearl Clutchers (ft. Jason My Producer, Sabrina Carpenter, Ciara, Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun)
It’s the SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Tears will run down your cheeks AND thighs at the triumphant return of “Jason My Producer!” Jessi and Jason have SO MUCH to catch…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankEmergency Episode: Baby She Said YES! w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto
We were supposed to be off this week but TRAYVIS SWELCE HAD OTHER PLANS. So… here we are throwing an ENGAGEMENT PARTY and you’re invited! Jessi will sip…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIn An MMMBop… We're Skinny w/ Dietitian Abbey Sharp (ft. Taylor Swift, Hanson, Jonas Brothers & Fake Justin Bieber)
Do you want to lose weight? Are you thinking about trying Ozempic? Or do you just want to understand how to have a healthier relationship with food?…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Life Of A Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes (ft. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce)
It’s a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE! Travis Kelce is shirtless and hairy in GQ magazine, Jessi saw The Naked Gun, Taylor Swift announced a NEW ALBUM AND… Jessi…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Little More Better w/ Jessi’s BFFs (ft The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake and Kim Kardashian)
Jessi saw The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere and she WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. But what happened in Vegas is NOT staying in Vegas! That’s why she is phoning her…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankJessi Cruickshank Has Ok Genes (ft. Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Travis Kelce & Bad Bunny, Sacha Baron Cohen, Justin Timberlake and Sydney Sweeney)
Are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry dating? Jessi knows the truth and she’s ONLY REVEALING IT on this episode! Plus, Sydney Sweeney has “Good Jeans” and Jessi…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankCOLDPLAY WARM HEART (ft. Astronomer CEO, Stephen Colbert, Pacey & Joey and Justin Bieber)
Phonies, you can’t even cheat at a COLDPLAY concert anymore! What has become of this WORLD? Jessi gives her HOT TAKES on the COLD PLAY Astronomer CEO cheating…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIt's Your F*ing Birthday w/ Taylor Swift Scholar, Crystal Haryanto (ft Justin Bieber, Jeremy Allen White & The Backstreet Boys)
It's Jessi's F*ing Birthday! It's A F*ing Celebration! And we're celebrating with all the things that are making today a VERY Happy Birthday! Like Justin…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankStep Into Magic (ft. Jennifer Aniston & Jennifer Aniston’s hypnotist, Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron & Anne Hathaway)
This episode is for the ladies (and about the ladies). First, Ashley Tisdale invited Jessi to a party and didn’t show up! Jennifer Aniston has a new man and…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHere Comes Honey Labubu w/ “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman (ft. P.Diddy, Lauren Sanchez Beso & Miley Cyrus)
DIDDY DO IT? Not according to the Jury. Jessi breaks down the shocking P.Diddy verdict. Then, what the F&%K is a LABUBU? Jessi has been wondering for…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSizzling Chemistry (ft. Justin Bieber, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, Justin Baldoni, Beyonce & Evan)
Jessi is STANDING ON BUSINESS in this all new episode! That business includes a full explainer of the Justin Bieber Meme “You’re Not Clocking That I’m Standing…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWhy So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper)
Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankICYMI: Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat
In Case You Missed It... We're revisiting this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from Jessi's GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as her Airbnb…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankMoney. Power. Bleach Blonde Hair. (ft. Heidiwood, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Brad Pitt & "Moana Girl")
HOORAY FOR HEIDIWOOD! Heidi Montag's New Album is HERE and it is everything Jessi dreamed it would be and SO.MUCH.MORE. She listened to all 23 tracks to bring…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankChia Seeds & Pickled Beets w/ Ilana Glazer (ft. Lindsay Lohan, Hailey & Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, JLo & Heidi Montag’s Wig)
Jessi drinks water with Chia Seeds throughout this ALL NEW EPISODE because Lindsay Lohan said it’s the reason for her glow up. You won’t believe what else she…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankRIP Jessica w/ Shawn Desman (ft. Jennifer, Michelle, Stephanie, Lisa, Laura, Karen & Katie)
This all new mid-season banger will leave you SHOOK! Jessi spent the weekend at her friend and Phone A Friend Collaborator Jay Malinowski’s wedding and it made…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Holy Spirit Of Pitbull w/ Amanda Walsh (ft. Pitbull, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry & Kimothee)
Every day above ground is a great day and so is this episode! What happens in Vegas is being revealed on this podcast as guest co-host Amanda Walsh (Much…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIt’s Gonna Be May December (ft The Met Gala, Xav & Justin Trudeau, Bill Belichick and his chick, Katy Perry, Rihanna & Rihanna Jr Jr Jr)
While Jessi was on Tour… POP CULTURE WAS POPPING! We start with the Met Gala- Jessi breaks down the looks in the categories of Best! Worst! Stop It! I Can’t! I…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Lower Back Tattoo That Says “Good Charlotte” w/ Joel Madden
Jessi is on her 2000’s themed tour, so we are celebrating with a 2000’s Pop Punk Themed Episode! Dye your asymmetrical haircut black because Jessi is counting…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Babygirl Moment (ft. Walton Goggins, Anne Hathaway, The Obamas, The Clooneys, Michelle Williams & Michelle Williams)
Hold on to your banana hammocks- this all new episode sounds as good as Anne Hathaway looks! First, Jessi reveals her current infatuation with her high school…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSnatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella)
Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella) This episode is out of this Woman’s World! First, 6 women…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams)
For the first time in Phone A Friend HISTORY… Jessi invites a straight man to guest co-host! Max Kerman, frontman of multi-platinum selling band Arkells is…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWhose Bed Have Your Thigh High Boots Been Under (ft. Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez, Prince William, Chappell Roan, Kesha and Pedro Pascal)
Jessi is getting emoshi in Winnipeg! She shares the unexpected moment at her Live Show in Saskatoon that made her weep and celebrates the phonies that made…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls)
Does wearing White Sneakers mean you don’t fornicate? Are Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston Secretly DATING? Does Evan know ANY pop songs from the 2000’s? All…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankBad Bunny Baby (ft. The White Lotus, Gwynethée, Chris Evans vs Pedro Pascal, Cameos from Nikki Blonsky and Snow White)
Piper NOOOO! Bad Bunny YESSS… this Mid-Season-Banger BANGS. First, Jessi is breaking down The White Lotus- the toxic friends, romantic brothers and the…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDivorce Dust (ft. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively & Anna Kendrick, Timothee & Kylie, Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper, Meghan Markle, Brian Littrell and Evan)
Who is getting back together, who is breaking up and who is spraying on the Divorce Dust? Jessi’s husband Evan is making his triumphant return to this…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWith Love, Jessi (ft. The Oscars, Meghan Duchess of Sussex & Katy Perry)
Give this mid-season banger an award, already! Jessi reveals her Highs and Lows of the Oscars and why Kylie Jenner was the biggest winner of the night. Plus-…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSlutty Little Loafers (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Xavier Trudeau, Luigi Mangione, Lady Gaga & The White Lotus)
There's a reason Jessi LOVES a Mid-Season Banger and THIS EPISODE IS IT. Unhinged in all the best ways, Jessi goes deep discussing Luigi Mangione's Slutty…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankReheating The Nachos (ft. SNL 50, Beyonce, The Backstreet Boys and The Cyber Truck)
It’s our Season 2 Finale and we are celebrating by reheating ALL the nachos (don’t worry, we’ll explain). First, Jessi watched all 6.5 hours of SNL 50 and…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankApple Bottom Jeans, Smurfs With The Fur (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Trayvis Swelce, Rihanna, Adam Brody & Blippi)
Superbowl! Valentines Day! Awards Season! We have SO.MUCH.TO.CELEBRATE! First, Jessi breaks down EVERYTHING that happened at the Superbowl, except the sports…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankAll The Boob Things (ft. The Grammys, David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds vs Justin Baldoni & Pitbull)
The Grammy’s featured boobs, upper thigh, lower pelvis, full frontal nudity and music… a little music- Jessi breaks down the wins, the snubs and THOSE looks…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Touch Of Ballad (ft. Blake vs Justin, Heidi vs LC, Taylor & Travis, Cardi B and Xavier Trudeau)
Jessi watched “It Ends With Us” and it ends with her having STRONG.THOUGHTS. She’s breaking down the movie, Justin Baldoni’s new 400 million dollar lawsuit and…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankAir-Horny in Punta Cana (ft. Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Melania Trump’s hat, Harry and Meghan)
Jessi has escaped America for Punta Cana! Where she is trying not to let her Dominican LOVE AFFAIR distract her from important things- like the BOMBSHELL…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankStream Superficial! (ft. Heidi & Spencer, Mandy Moore, Carrie Underwood, Mark Zuckerberg & Allison Holker)
IT'S BEEN... A WEEK. Jessi is back home after evacuating from the L.A wildfires to share her personal experience of living through this heartbreaking natural…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIt Ends With A Lawsuit (ft. Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Meghan Markle, Nikki Glaser, Glinda & Elphaba)
Like Meghan Markle on Instagram JESSI IS BACK BABY! It’s the first new episode of the year but it feels like we have a DECADE worth of pop culture to talk…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Swiftmas Miracle w/ Santa
After MONTHS of desperately (pathetically) trying to get Eras Tour Tickets… 2 days before the FINAL SHOWS, Jessi GOT THEM. She’s telling you HOW she scored…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHolding Space for Good Charlotte w/ Joel Madden
Good Charlotte? More like GOOD EPISODE! Jessi is holding space… for Joel Madden in an intimate, personal conversation. What was it like being an icon of the…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankMake the Yuletide Gay w/ Clay Aiken
Deck the Halls with Clay Aiken’s Balls on this VERY FESTIVE episode! We are kicking off the holiday season with one of Jessi’s ALL-TIME DREAM GUESTS… Clay…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNetflix and NO CHILL w/ Lindsay Lohan (AND Chad Michael Murray, Lacey Chabert, Kristin Chenoweth & Dustin Milligan)
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Lindsay Lohan is on Phone A Friend! Jessi asks about her Lohanaissance, her ex-boyfriends, unflattering paparazzi photos and her new…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHow The Jingle Is Made w/ Jay Malinowski (ft. The Sexiest Man, The Grammy Noms & The P*ssy Posse)
It’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Episode Alive! Is John Krasinski HOT or is he MID? Prince William has a beard and Jessi approves. The P*ssy Posse reunites at…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNauseously Optimistic w/ journalist Rachel Gilmore (ft. Martha Stewart, Ethan Slater & The Sexiest Men ALIVE)
We’re talking POLITICS, GIRL! The morning after the presidential election, Jessi gives her unfiltered thoughts, then she phones award-winning journalist Rachel…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Call Is Coming From Inside The House (ft. Rihanna, Beyonce, Giselle, Timothee, Zoe, Channing & HANSON)
It’s our Halloween Phone-Tacular and we’re celebrating the witch and the famous… P.Diddy! The Menendez Brothers! Sexy Elmo! We debate the most contraversial…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWitch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne)
This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but he will NEVER be her Devon Sawa. Ariana Grande is…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSpilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma)
The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is taking sides. Are Salma Hayak and Nicole Kidman in an…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDon’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy)
Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She gets into the Seth Cohen-essence and the…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankPoo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)
Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you know…
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young
Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at…
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The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy)
Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harry and Meghan…
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Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala)
POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the funniest…
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Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis
It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s call and NOTHING…
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DUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White)
This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from…
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A Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen
In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip, Girl about…
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A Series of Side Quests
The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them! Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Olympic takeaways…
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Olympic Flame...ing Hot Takes!
Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her deeply painful loss. Then, put on your (v…
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Let The (Very Gay) Games Begin!
Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports part! Then, Hawk Tuah girl…
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Your Voicemail IS Brat
In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to tell all about a celebrity friend, reveal…
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It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To w/ TikToker V Spehar
It’s Jessi’s Birthday! And we’re celebrating in the only way we know how… by forcing her to take a Tiger Beat Quiz from 2001! Then, Katy Perry’s new single…
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Sax on the Beach, Poop in the Hamptons
Jessi is back from Cancun where she was serenaded by a solo saxophone player, playing Pitbull… WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?! Evan pops in to unpack their…
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Wet Hot Summer w/ Heidi Montag
It’s a Special (wet, hot) Summer Throwback Episode! Jessi revisits her phone call with Heidi Montag, that Heidi later called “awkward” so… was it? YOU DECIDE…
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Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat
It’s a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from my GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as my Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house……