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Telehell
This is "Telehell", Where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Then, we rate them on a scale based on Dante's 9 circles of Hell. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope. We drop a new episode every Sunday Night (EST) Until then, thanks for coming and remember our Motto: "If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"
Episodes
TelehellEPISODE 16 - Where's Rodney (1990)
There are reasons why a TV show never makes it to series after the "Pilot" phase...being a teenager who's able to conjure up a comedian for no reason ranks up…
TelehellEPISODE 15 - Nearly Departed (1989)
We return from our Spring Break in an uncertain world just so we can enter another kind of uncertain world...the Afterlife. As we present the case of the Only…
TelehellEPISODE 14 - California Girls (1985)
Our Mid-Season Finale has it all: The Beast from that Disney movie, A Ghostbuster, The lady who danced on the car in that Whitesnake song, The guy who dropped…
TelehellHISTORY LESSON: The Movie Of the Week
FIRST: Details about a giveaway we're doing on Twitter Only NEXT: Our feature presentation about televised feature presentations. PLUS: We read some fan mail.
TelehellEPISODE 13 - The Top 8 Worst Dating/Relationship shows (That we've seen)
Love Stinks! And the 8 shows that we will be featuring here today is more than enough to consider a lifetime of celibacy.
TelehellEPISODE 12 - #OscarsSnowWhite
"When you wish upon a Star......" You wonder how much cocaine was snorted in order to come up with one of the most Baffling Production Numbers ever broadcast…
TelehellEPISODE 11 - The Wardrobe Malfunction
We're crossing a BIG one off the list, just in time for Super Bowl Sunday. The tale of how one of the most infamous fabric rips in TV history came to be.
TelehellSPECIAL COMMENT: Remembering Fred Silverman
We take a few minutes to remember our "Patron Saint", as well as all the Positive achievements he made to television.
TelehellEpisode 10 - The Heidi Game
On this week before the Super Bowl, we talk about the reason why Football games push everything in Prime Time up about an hour or so; simply put, we have a…
TelehellEpisode 9 - Quark (1978)
As the original Star Wars was gaining popularity, it was only a matter of time until all the imitators would try to flatter the audience...This short lived…
TelehellEpisode 8 - The Clerks Sitcom Pilot (1995)
What happens when you take one of the most iconic Indie movies of all time, Remove everything about it that made it great, and add a Laugh Track, the future…
TelehellEpisode 7 - 20/20's Pilot Episode
SEASON 2 PREMIERE: Hindsight is 20/20; and if it weren't for Hindsight, ABC's News Magazine of the Same Name would Never have survived past its first episode…
TelehellTELEHELL - SEASON 2 TRAILER
New Shows start January 5th, 2020; until then, here's a Small taste of what we have in store this time around...
TelehellTelehell Season 1 Recap
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: We look back at Season 1; and if you listen carefully, get a sneak preview of Season 2--all while our Boss breathes down our neck about it…
TelehellEpisode 6 - The Moment Of Truth
SEASON FINALE: This season would not be complete without looking at something that makes me vomit on the inside. How far would You be willing to go just to win…
TelehellEpisode 5 - Coy & Vance Duke
Say you're a popular TV show and two of its biggest stars leave in a pay dispute; what would you do to keep the show going? You hire clones of the Original, of…
TelehellEpisode 4 - SUPERTRAIN
What discussion of Bad TV would be complete without talking about the single most Expensive series/failure of all time (at the time). All Aboard for a…
TelehellBONUS EPISODE: The Top 6 Things we WON'T Review
Even Hell--let alone Telehell--has its limits. With that, here is a list of things that we cannot, will not, and will probably NEVER Review (Unless in certain…
TelehellEpisode #3 - PAYNE
NEW EPISODE: 16 years after the last ripoff of "Fawlty Towers", John Larroquette tries to avoid the mistakes that Bea Arthur made--even going so far as to get…
TelehellEpisode #2 - Amanda's (By the Sea)
This week, we take a look at one of the two most blatant ripoffs in TV history; as after "Maude", but before "Golden Girls", Bea Arthur tries to show off an…
TelehellEPISODE #1 - You're In the Picture
Our maiden voyage into Telehell takes a look at a show that was such a critical and ratings flop in its first episode, that the 2nd episode was a 30 minute…
TelehellTELEHELL: OFFICIAL TRAILER
Well folks, the time for Teasing has come to an end. In the next Five minutes; we're going to explain who we are, what we're about, and what subjects we're…