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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.
Episodes
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: German football team, a reckless driver, and a badly damaged pitch
This Throwback Thursday, we're throwing it back to a classic prank with Darren ‘Whackhead’ Simpson that had us all in tears of laughter. This prank…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A Facebook Marketplace purchase gone wrong
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson sees how far a Facebook Marketplace scammer would go for the dough. This prank call aired on 10 June…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Is a night away with Jay worth the risk?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a woman must make the ultimate decision after winning a night away with Jay, a famous musician…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – flavoured gloves and frustrated guests
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward, and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: TV license drama
This Throwback Thursday, we're throwing it back to a classic prank with Darren ‘Whackhead’ Simpson that had us all in tears of laughter. This prank…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A big, big, big celebration
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson makes a cheeky reservation at a fancy restaurant. This prank call aired on 3 June 2026. Kickstart your…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A very unusual phone call
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a call to a clairvoyant and spiritual advisor takes a turn for the absurd. This prank call aired…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A pest control mishap
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a restaurant's attempt to get rid of a rat infestation and the ensuing conversation with the pest…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – what number am I thinking?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward, and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Cruising gone wrong
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, two besties are left speechless after they find out about a disclaimer on their recently booked…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Absurd sales pitches
In this throwback prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson roleplayed a telemarketer who is determined to sell these interesting pants. Kickstart your morning…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A rock and roll laugh
This Throwback Thursday, we're throwing it back to a classic prank with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson that had us all in tears of laughter. Kickstart your morning…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: SpongeBob SquarePants and a Suzuki
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson dives into the world of car buying and the interesting complexities. This prank call aired on 20 May…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey - do you get out of breath while eating?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward, and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: What could go wrong?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, fellow presenter Tholi-B was in the firing line because no one is really exempt in Darren's…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Difficult tenants
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we're dealing with difficult tenants that are really more drama than they are worth. This prank…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Dog-gate drama
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson puts a couple through the motions as he claims to be the owner of a dog they recently adopted. This…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Do your job!
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson put this caller through the ringer to see just how far he can push him. This prank call aired on 29…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – tumble dyer shrinking the clothes?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward, and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Pranks: Colourful voicemails
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson puts a caller's patience to the test. This prank call aired on 23 April 2026. Kickstart your morning…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – it's all in your head
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Hotel horror story
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we get a hotel horror story that has you questioning everything. This prank call aired on 15…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Pay your account!
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson is collecting outstanding account payments and this unsuspecting lady was not having it. This prank…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: The art of communication
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson puts a little broken telephone to the test, literally. This prank call aired on 22 April 2026…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A claim gone wrong
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a vehicle insurance claim goes completely wrong. This prank call aired on 21 April 2026…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – Barney for sex education?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: The art of playing the game
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson goes undercover at a free chatline as Jennifer, a hot blonde looking for some company to talk to. This…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – the purpose of fingers
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: When a high school class takes on their teacher
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a high school class takes on their teacher and his beloved car. This prank call aired on 18 March…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: No... yes?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, Pravesh the telemarketer is not taking no for an asnwer. This prank call aired on 17 March 2026…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – ponies or llamas?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: The wheel of debt
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson teaches us about the wheel of debt. Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: When noise complaints get personal
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, noisy neighbours get a little too personal. This prank call aired on 11 March 2026. Kickstart…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: To snip or not to snip?
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson banks on the nervousness and anxiety that comes with a vasectomy. This prank call aired on 10 March…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – ice cream headaches?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkward and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: I paid it!
This Throwback Thursday, we're throwing it back to a classic prank with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson that had us all in tears of laughter. Kickstart your morning…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: The art of not giving up
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson took inspiration from a recent experience with a debt collector and channeled his shark for this one…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: When the tables turn
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, Ice sets up her boyfriend, Dean, up for a surprise that's both shocking and entertaining. This…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Oops... wrong mouth!
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson takes on the role of a frustrating orthodontist who has nothing but bad news for his patients…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Beware of AI, it might prank you
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we learn about the dangers of AI first hand. Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – what's the best thing about being a penguin?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkwards and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A very confusing pizza order
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares a world-famous prank that's sure to leave you scratching your head. He's recorded a series of…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: 84 and looking for love?!
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we meet Beryl, a 84-year-old granny who's looking for love, and it looks like a much younger guy…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Work husband says what?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we face a Valentine's Day conundrum that involved husbands, work husbands, and laughs of epic…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – do you ever refer to bread as 'raw toast'?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkwards and hilarious questions…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Give me back my money!
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares a hilarious story about getting scammed by a Tanzanian conference organiser. He's joined by a…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: You don't mess with a man's Audi
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we're testing car enthusiasts' unwavering loyalty to their favorite brands. Kickstart your…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Hi, can I return this? It's out of fashion
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson puts the Consumer Protection Line to the test. He shares a personal experience of trying to return a…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Do you want me to start speaking French?
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson is targeting something men take very seriously: their cars. Whackhead calls up a man who’s…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: The consultant is always right?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a cringeworthy customer service call leaves us all speechless. A frustrated caller, Johanster, is…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Can it be argued that condoms prevent SUVs?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the Census Bureau makes a return with some interesting questions. We're talking about zebras…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A web of lies
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a caller's web of lies unravels. A group of mates are trying to get visas to watch the big game…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: A wedding dress disaster
In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson takes on a wedding dress disaster. A bridesmaid is tasked with delivering some devastating news to the…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Watch out, my husband is a douche
Whackhead brings us another epic prank call. This husband is in for a surprise when his daughter, who's studying medicine in Romania, calls to break the news…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Senseless Survey: What steps have you taken to show your cat that you're the boss?
Darren Whackhead Simpson is back with another senseless survey on Kfm Mornings. He's calling Australians to ask some... interesting questions. From the value…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Hush little baby, please don't cry!
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we go on a wild ride. From being called "Tony the Polony" to being threatened with being "crushed…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Til prank do us part
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a groom-to-be is trying to book a limousine for his wedding, but things take a turn when the…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead Prank: Have you ever barked up the wrong tree?
In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the Senseless Bureau makes a return, asking some rather interesting questions. We're talking…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead prank: You must pay your TV License
In this episode, Whackhead tackles the ongoing saga of the TV license fee. He shares a hilarious and relatable story about a woman who's been receiving…
- Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Whackhead prank Call: Estate Manager meltdown
Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings…