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Conner vs Cobb
Comedians Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb spar over trivial things and weird hypotheticals. You may know Ryan and Nick from their many stand-up TV appearances and specials.
Episodes
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Nick and Ryan Stand on Business
On this episode, Nick and Ryan talk about asking strangers to use their bathroom, sports conspiracies, and returning old milk.
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Seven Openers
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about tools in our food, Ryan being too into Jordan and the Bulls, the worst necklace, and the question…
Conner vs CobbNot That Thermometer
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about anal thermometers, a natural turtleneck hypothetical question, a misunderstanding about carrots, and…
Conner vs CobbOn the Kiss Cam
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about coyotes, ferris wheels, haunted houses and celebrity conspiracy theories. They then answer listeners'…
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Nothing Like Christopher Walken
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about not being a rat, getting suspended, locker room insults, school informants, the deaf boxing league and…
Conner vs Cobbthanks chart updated
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan eats 11 day old hot dogs, Nick smears a eulogy, weird doctors, Nick complains about passwords and fast food apps, and…
Conner vs CobbSardines and Oatmeal
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about cholesterol, fireworks, Freddy Krueger, Nick on edibles, passwords, running onto the court to kiss…
Conner vs CobbDiving with Sharks
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Ancestry.com, elevated Bass Pro Shop awareness, a PSA, Deck America, diving with sharks, and pooping the pants. Come see…
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Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer
Ep 44 - Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about sharks, an audience member getting weirdly offended, and Nick’s car…
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Steven Segal
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about LA not burning, pandering comics, Nick’s esophagus and Ryan’s nose, states regulating a conspiracy…
Conner vs CobbHow to Get a Free Catamaran
Nick and Ryan talk about getting small refunds, awful industry mixers, height discrimination, public wifi, a and a very tough million dollar question. Also…
Conner vs CobbOne Billion Nickels
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about getting scammed at the doctor and on stubhub, the world’s most dangerous water park, Joey Chestnut and Andre the Giant in…
Conner vs CobbCivic Pride
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Michael Jackson, braces for 5-year-olds, colleges asking for money, old jokes that worked once, Nick’s hypotheticals…
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We Got New Coked
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about tariffs, the word "crotch," wedgies, jiu-jitsu defense, Ryan’s friend Ankur, extorting your dorm-mates, and getting the…
Conner vs CobbYoung, Dumb, & Full of Gum
Ryan and Nick talk about OnlyFans comedy specials, weird old insults and creepy old lyrics. bad negotiators, and Carvana. Come see Ryan live: May 21 - Ottawa…
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100 Men vs Everything
Ryan and Nick talk about 100 Men vs a Silverback Gorilla/Hippo/Polar Bear, parents vs Google, surprise parties, conspiracy theories, another weird hypothetical…
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Tambourine Implant
Ryan and Nick talk about Nick’s fart doctor, elective surgeries, living overseas, and super powers. Upcoming Live Dates for Ryan Conner: May 21 - Ottawa -…
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Spooky Flowers
Nick and Ryan talk about a spooky delivery, what it would take for you to eat Jimmy John's at a stranger's funeral, Rank Them, and more. Upcoming Live Dates…
Conner vs CobbDinosaur Kumite
Nick and Ryan talk about reasoning with sharks, resurrecting the dire wolf, and the greatest tv show idea ever.
Conner vs CobbI'm Gonna Need a Receipt
Nick and Ryan talk about Nick's trip home, his parents growing up in a different era of entertainment, an odd receipt to have and to keep, Costco, and of…
Conner vs CobbYOU’RE BUMMING ME OUT
Nick and Ryan talk about catalytic converters, non-alcoholic beer, audience warm-up, therapy, Elon Musk, and other stuff.
Conner vs CobbA Complaint from a Lunatic
On this episode, Nick and Ryan talk about texting embarrassing things to the wrong person, getting a complaint from a lunatic, trying to get fired, and more.
Conner vs CobbEncores Aren't Real
Nick and Ryan ramble about bad show setups, a fight breaking out during a show, what’s happening with concert encores, and what we’d say to our 16-year-old…
Conner vs CobbMarvel Movies and Poetry
Showgirls, calling customer service, magic, comic books and of course Rank them!
Conner vs CobbCANNONBALL!
Kids wandering the town, PTA meetings, N/A beer, cheap long term parking ideas, and an impromptu tribute to Robert Horry.
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We Are Both Sick
Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb talk about morning radio, paying to park at the doctor’s office, Illness Power Rankings, Nick’s birthday, and defeating bullies.
Conner vs CobbMinor Superpowers
Nick asks a lot of hypothetical questions, Ryan tries to answer them, and they talk about competitive pig walking.
Conner vs CobbApologies to Pink
Horses killed Superman, apologies to Pink, and hanging out with improvisers.
Conner vs CobbReasonable Takes
Nick and Ryan have no shocking content in this episode, no matter what AI says. Very fun hypotheticals and Rank Them. Just listen.
Conner vs CobbOstrich Knees
In this out of order release, Nick and Ryan talk about things that happened in December, like the ol' carbon monoxide leak of 2024, accidentally winning an…
Conner vs CobbYelp Reviews for Churches
Ryan and Nick are back. Ryan fled the LA fires, they read Yelp reviews for churches, talk about dumb things they did to roommates in college, and the worst…
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Ted Cruz Robot
Nick and Ryan talk about an absurd movie called Subservience and the need to come up with a universal word for restrooms. Other things too.
Conner vs CobbLook What’s Washing Now
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Ryan's ongoing carbon monoxide leak, the awfulness of football announcers and the Chicago Bears, being high at a urinal…
Conner vs CobbClosed Caption Kumite
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Bloodsport, old people workouts, The Immaculate Room, and holidays with parents.
Conner vs CobbShaq: Athlete or Actor?
On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about actors who are also athletes, playing Uno with kids, adults with Christmas lists, and finding dead…
Conner vs CobbThere Was Blood
Mysteries, playing with strangers, advising high schoolers, small talk, and so many technical difficulties.
Conner vs CobbListen to This One
The joy of returns, comedy contests, corporate socializing, knowing you’re going to bomb, T-Mobile support.
Conner vs CobbNick's Tramp Stamp
Ryan and Nick talk about the specials tapings being canceled, comic strips, silent retreats, and Nick's beautiful tramp stamp.
Conner vs CobbMy New Catchphrases
Ryan and Nick talk about Meryl Streep, Uber etiquette, Nick trying to talk someone out of buying his house, and the podcast names they rejected.
Conner vs CobbThe Reason People Support Trump
Ryan and Nick talk about where babies come from, Shrimpfest 2024, small-market teams, the real reason people support Trump, and Karate Kid was unrealistic.
Conner vs CobbNever Say No to a Child
Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb talk about arena music, CLUE, the claw game, Christian card games, emergency services procedural shows, ALONE, and the theory of…
Conner vs CobbAn Olympian in the Crowd
Weird intros, Marines doing standup, an Olympic medalist goes on stage, Medieval Times, and forcing movie references.
Conner vs CobbWeird Compliments
Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb talk about social media handles, corporate gigs, living in a PG neighborhood, weird compliments, colleges asking for money, not…
Conner vs CobbSafari Time
Nick and Ryan talk about drive-thru safaris, Fiverr, playing defensive billiards, apple picking, getting laid off, breaking into Six Flags, Stevie Wonder, and…
Conner vs CobbJust Kiddin'
On this episode, Nick and Ryan talk about root beer candy (wow!), DNA tests, Sandusky, and strippers calling the house. All produced by the magic of AI.
Conner vs CobbClint Eastwood's Neighbor
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick defends Ryan in the streets, AI is currently garbage, they get Letters to the Editor, talk about hell gigs, Clint…
Conner vs CobbDid You Leave Your Tent Here?
Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb start with some classic guy talk, then argue about oysters, present some new catchphrases, talk about getting scammed, Yelp, sharks…
Conner vs CobbI Think My Wife Will Like It
Conner and Cobb discuss the indignity of returning sand, tapeworms, splitting checks, Craigslist buyers, the f-word, shady judges at the Ugliest Dog Contest…
Conner vs CobbI Was Over At Cougar Today
On this episode, Nick takes a hard and passionate stand against paper towel commercials and Ryan uncovers the dirty truth about Nick's toilet paper buying…
Conner vs CobbShama Lama Ding Dong
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick talks about his son living on the toilet (1:37), they talk about absurd comedy premises (8:52), then play Ryan's "Was…
Conner vs CobbIn Front Of A Live Studio Audience
Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb talk about taking photos, auditions, reliving a year of their lives, and some weird hypotheticals... all in front of a live studio…