Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 22nd 2026 Podcast
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- 0:01Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Phones are open 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text
- 0:09Speaker 2: over to 22987. And like Greg, I get caught up on.
- 0:21Speaker 2: A lot of stupid little things. And I can fully
- 0:24Speaker 2: admit that they are stupid and they are little.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 0:26Speaker 2: And it doesn't... So before anybody... Well, how does this
- 0:29Speaker 2: affect you? It doesn't affect me.
- 0:31Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
- 0:32Speaker 1: That's the misunderstanding. You know what I mean? That's the point.
- 0:34Speaker 2: It doesn't... Well, I shouldn't say it doesn't... It doesn't
- 0:36Speaker 2: impact my life.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I realize that. I completely realize that. For what I'm
- 0:41Speaker 2: about to say. So, like, for example... Okay.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Uh.
- 0:47Speaker 2: the little warning stickers that people still have on their
- 0:49Speaker 2: driver's side window. Menji is an offender of this. I
- 0:54Speaker 2: notice every day when I get into work and I'm
- 0:56Speaker 2: walking past his car, it's like he still has the.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Damn it, Menji.
- 0:59Speaker 2: The thing is, they're big and gaudy and they're huge
- 1:02Speaker 2: because the manufacturer means for you to take them off.
- 1:05Speaker 2: When you buy, it's like your article of clothing is
- 1:08Speaker 2: not meant to be worn with the stickers and stuff
- 1:11Speaker 2: still on it. You're supposed to take the stickers and
- 1:13Speaker 2: tags off. They're not intending, so it's not part of
- 1:15Speaker 2: the look they're going for. Otherwise, I think if it
- 1:18Speaker 2: was supposed to be one of those things that were
- 1:19Speaker 2: still on there, like they would have made it smaller
- 1:21Speaker 2: or they would have made it so it was less
- 1:23Speaker 2: than true. They would have at least gone through the
- 1:24Speaker 2: trouble of making them straight. Half the time they're on
- 1:27Speaker 2: there kind of crooked, which I know would drive Greg crazy.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 1:30Speaker 4: So that's just one example.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Do you not see that sticker?
- 1:33Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's just one example of things that like
- 1:37Speaker 2: I notice and I go, I find it like. I'll
- 1:40Speaker 2: call it gently irritating because it's like when somebody has
- 1:43Speaker 2: a piece of food on their face, like you don't
- 1:45Speaker 2: feel that.
- 1:45Speaker 5: How do you not know?
- 1:47Speaker 2: How almost you feel it.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Even though it's on somebody else's face.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Okay. So then does affect you because you said gently.
- 1:53Speaker 2: That's what I said. It doesn't impact. I changed my
- 1:56Speaker 2: wording too. It doesn't impact my life. Like in other words,
- 1:59Speaker 2: this isn't going to change my future or anything.
- 2:02Speaker 4: But it affects you in some way. I think anytime you.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Are observing anything, you're going to have some type of
- 2:09Speaker 2: thought or reaction to it. It doesn't ruin my day.
- 2:12Speaker 1: It doesn't.
- 2:12Speaker 2: I just don't get it. I look at it and go,
- 2:14Speaker 2: how do you leave that there? How do you not
- 2:16Speaker 2: feel that piece of food on your face?
- 2:17Speaker 1: It's a curiosity.
- 2:18Speaker 4: Okay.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Add this to the list. And another thing to add
- 2:24Speaker 2: to the list. And I see this not every day,
- 2:29Speaker 2: but probably at least maybe once a week, once every
- 2:32Speaker 2: other week. Because I go to the convenience store on
- 2:35Speaker 2: the way into work every day.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Daily.
- 2:36Speaker 2: And I see it a lot. Why?
- 2:39Speaker 4: And maybe somebody can explain to me.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Why do people insist on leaving their cars running while
- 2:46Speaker 2: they go into a convenience store?
- 2:48Speaker 5: That does seem like a bad idea.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Forget backing in. We've had that discussion. Why back in
- 2:53Speaker 2: the spots or why pull forward in the spots? And like, okay, whatever.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Fine.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Hmm. You come to the convenience store and you're going
- 3:01Speaker 2: in to get a coffee or to get whatever it
- 3:03Speaker 2: is you're going to get, a lotto ticket. But you've
- 3:06Speaker 2: got out of your car and you've intentionally left the
- 3:09Speaker 2: car running while you go. It's not cold out.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:14Speaker 5: It's not an old timey car.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Like I get cops are almost baiting you. I think
- 3:19Speaker 2: cops almost like, go ahead, try it. Steal the cop car.
- 3:23Speaker 2: Like it's going to take a special person. to steal
- 3:26Speaker 2: the cop car that's running outside of a place.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Sure.
- 3:29Speaker 2: I'm saying just for the average person, if you are
- 3:32Speaker 2: one of these people, why do you do that? Why
- 3:35Speaker 2: do you leave the car running? You're very trusting, first
- 3:37Speaker 2: of all. Is this saving you a bunch of time?
- 3:40Speaker 2: Quick getaway?
- 3:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:42Speaker 2: Are you worried that, man, if I shut the car off,
- 3:44Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to get started again?
- 3:46Speaker 2: But these are not beater cars. These are not cars
- 3:48Speaker 2: that look like they're not going to be able to
- 3:51Speaker 2: start back up.
- 3:52Speaker 1: I don't know anybody who does that, but I think
- 3:54Speaker 1: they would make the argument that it does save time.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Because you know how it takes four hours to start
- 4:00Speaker 1: a car?
- 4:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:01Speaker 1: How much time are you really saving?
- 4:02Speaker 2: Totally.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Totally. But I think that would be their argument.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Are you robbing the place? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Yeah, is this for a quick getaway?
- 4:08Speaker 3: I would just say in cold situations, you would keep
- 4:11Speaker 3: it running.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Perhaps.
- 4:14Speaker 6: I've known people who've done this in very small towns
- 4:16Speaker 6: where nothing is going to happen. And I think it's
- 4:20Speaker 6: part laziness and part just not worried about it.
- 4:22Speaker 7: It's like not locking your front door. You don't even
- 4:24Speaker 7: think about it.
- 4:25Speaker 2: It's just part of.
- 4:26Speaker 5: Just not caring. Your reality is a very trusting reality.
- 4:29Speaker 2: How do you not think about it?
- 4:31Speaker 1: That's what I've been saying the past few months. If
- 4:34Speaker 1: you don't think about it, here's an idea.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Think about it. A car is not a thing that
- 4:39Speaker 2: you just leave running all the time. When you get
- 4:42Speaker 2: in the car, you start it up. When you get
- 4:45Speaker 2: out of the car, you turn it off. You're making
- 4:48Speaker 2: a conscious decision to leave it running. I'm curious. I'm
- 4:52Speaker 2: just wondering why do you do that? And For people
- 4:57Speaker 2: who have done this, have you ever gotten your car stolen? Oh,
- 5:00Speaker 2: I'm sure.
- 5:02Speaker 4: Well, we hear about pizza delivery guys get their car stolen.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Somebody just texted him. My coworker left his truck running.
- 5:07Speaker 2: It was stolen and found a week later. Good. You
- 5:09Speaker 2: know what? You deserve it.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Good.
- 5:11Speaker 2: You deserve it.
- 5:12Speaker 5: And what did you learn? Do you continue to leave
- 5:14Speaker 5: your car running? It's not going to happen twice.
- 5:16Speaker 2: This one says, my convenience store is very close to
- 5:18Speaker 2: my house, and I just started my engine a minute ago.
- 5:21Speaker 2: I leave it running, so in the long run, does
- 5:24Speaker 2: less damage to the engine before it's warmed up. I
- 5:30Speaker 2: thought that whole thing now with people saying they have
- 5:34Speaker 2: to start the car and let it warm up.
- 5:36Speaker 1: I thought that ended a long time ago.
- 5:38Speaker 2: I thought that whole thing was done now. Modern engines,
- 5:40Speaker 2: I didn't think, had to be, quote, warmed up anymore.
- 5:43Speaker 2: That's what I heard. That's like an old engine thing, right?
- 5:46Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a relic of the 80s. Most cars stop
- 5:50Speaker 4: their engines at stoplights these days.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Which is annoying as well. That's an annoying feature.
- 5:55Speaker 4: I hate the sound it makes, too, when it does that.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 6:00Speaker 1: It's a stupid.
- 6:00Speaker 4: Environmental horse crap thing.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Well, in the middle of summer when that thing kicks in,
- 6:04Speaker 2: like the air conditioning, it just starts blowing like lukewarm air.
- 6:07Speaker 2: It doesn't keep blowing the air conditioning air.
- 6:10Speaker 4: Thanks, Obama.
- 6:13Speaker 2: I mean, you're a guy who appreciates saving time, Seabass.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Would you have some kind of explanation as to why– Like, literally,
- 6:19Speaker 2: I had to go back to my first vehicle where
- 6:21Speaker 2: I had to jumpstart the car every time I started it. See,
- 6:23Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying.
- 6:23Speaker 4: That would have been the only situation. But, yeah. And
- 6:27Speaker 4: it's also, by the way, this is one of those
- 6:28Speaker 4: things that you're going to tell our kids and our grandkids. Like,
- 6:30Speaker 4: you know, we used to have to stop and start
- 6:32Speaker 4: our cars because electric cars don't start and stop.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Just turn them on.
- 6:36Speaker 4: And when you just walk away, you can't even start
- 6:38Speaker 4: an electric car unless you have the Bluetooth connection. So,
- 6:41Speaker 4: at least with Teslas anyway. Yeah.
- 6:42Speaker 1: I mean, okay.
- 6:43Speaker 2: So someone says, well, hot days, AC stays on.
- 6:46Speaker 4: All right.
- 6:46Speaker 2: I can understand that. But in these particular situations.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Perfect weather conditions.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:52Speaker 2: These are not like super hot or super cold conditions
- 6:54Speaker 2: we're talking about. It's just people that just leave the
- 6:57Speaker 2: car running.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Not super old cars, like you said.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Not getting.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Not getting.
- 7:02Speaker 2: And I think you are asking for problems. You're asking
- 7:06Speaker 2: for someone to mess with your car.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Sammy, you brought up small towns that people don't lock
- 7:10Speaker 1: their doors and windows. And then if something happens and
- 7:12Speaker 1: they're in the news, like some crime happened or a murder,
- 7:15Speaker 1: and they say, well, now we're going to start locking
- 7:17Speaker 1: our windows and doors. Even if I lived in a
- 7:19Speaker 1: podunk town, why would you go to bed without locking
- 7:22Speaker 1: your door?
- 7:22Speaker 2: I know, that's weird.
- 7:23Speaker 1: I don't get that.
- 7:24Speaker 6: I never saw a key to any of the houses
- 7:26Speaker 6: I ever lived in. Not only did we not lock
- 7:28Speaker 6: them at night, we didn't lock them during the day
- 7:30Speaker 6: if no.
- 7:30Speaker 4: One was there.
- 7:31Speaker 6: Our house was never locked.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Weird.
- 7:33Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Very weird.
- 7:34Speaker 2: That's so strange.
- 7:35Speaker 4: It's so strange that she lived in safety.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:38Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, it's because there was never a reason
- 7:42Speaker 6: to lock the door.
- 7:42Speaker 7: And we had people in and out. There was a
- 7:44Speaker 7: lot of people in our family.
- 7:45Speaker 1: The reason is so people don't walk in.
- 7:47Speaker 7: But when has anyone just walked into your house?
- 7:50Speaker 1: Well, when it happens, they just say, damn it, we
- 7:52Speaker 1: should have locked the door.
- 7:53Speaker 2: No, I always thought that was funny.
- 7:54Speaker 6: I had a friend who the door to their house
- 7:56Speaker 6: was always locked when they were home.
- 7:58Speaker 7: When they weren't home, it was always locked.
- 8:00Speaker 6: And even when I was on my way over and
- 8:02Speaker 6: they knew I was coming over, the door would still
- 8:04Speaker 6: be locked and I'd have to knock and wait for
- 8:06Speaker 6: them to come unlock the door.
- 8:07Speaker 4: That's pretty normal.
- 8:08Speaker 3: Really?
- 8:09Speaker 1: Yes. That's insanely normal.
- 8:11Speaker 3: My grandparents' house, they didn't start locking the doors until
- 8:13Speaker 3: like the mid-90s.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. I can't imagine somebody coming to my house
- 8:18Speaker 1: and just walking in.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:19Speaker 5: Well, if you know I'm on my way, yeah, I'd
- 8:21Speaker 5: be like, hey, I'm here.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Okay, so in your super safe, probably guard-gated community, you
- 8:27Speaker 2: didn't lock the front door, right?
- 8:29Speaker 4: Euphoria.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:30Speaker 4: You know, those guards you had out front?
- 8:32Speaker 3: Yes.
- 8:32Speaker 4: Yes.
- 8:34Speaker 5: All the guards.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Tex says, you know, Woody, my family, they live in
- 8:38Speaker 2: a small town, never lock the doors, leaves the truck
- 8:41Speaker 2: running at the grocery store.
- 8:43Speaker 4: All right.
- 8:43Speaker 2: You know, I've seen those in movies.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, hey, try that in a small town is
- 8:46Speaker 4: what I say.
- 8:47Speaker 2: But that wasn't, again, that wasn't what I was asking about.
- 8:51Speaker 2: I'm not living in a small town.
- 8:52Speaker 4: Right.
- 8:52Speaker 3: For the average Joe.
- 8:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 8:54Speaker 4: These are all outliers.
- 8:55Speaker 2: It wasn't super hot.
- 8:56Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly.
- 8:57Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a thing here and there like why
- 8:59Speaker 2: maybe you wouldn't.
- 8:59Speaker 1: This isn't in the 1950s.
- 9:00Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 9:01Speaker 2: I would get it like back in the blockbuster days
- 9:03Speaker 2: when you go to return a video and, you know,
- 9:06Speaker 2: you just got out to throw a little movie into
- 9:07Speaker 2: the slot.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:08Speaker 2: And left the car running.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Get it. I get it.
- 9:11Speaker 4: I'll keep your beer cold.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:13Speaker 2: All right.
- 9:14Speaker 6: 877-44-WOODY.
- 9:15Speaker 2: You can send us a text. Do that over to 22987.
- 9:17Speaker 1: All right.
- 9:17Speaker 2: So here's a question. What is something... I get raked
- 9:24Speaker 2: over the coals all the time for my love of
- 9:25Speaker 2: things that a lot of people hate. Candy corn.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Circus peanuts.
- 9:29Speaker 2: Just as an example, candy corn, right? What is something
- 9:34Speaker 2: that everyone hates but you love?
- 9:36Speaker 6: Oh.
- 9:38Speaker 2: So you love it, but everybody else, not so much.
- 9:42Speaker 2: What is that thing for you, personally? You can hit
- 9:47Speaker 2: us with your answer on the text. You can call
- 9:51Speaker 2: in 877-44-WOODY. Something you love, but everybody else seems to hate.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Okay.
- 10:01Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY. Maybe you love backing in. Oh, well, that's not... No,
- 10:06Speaker 2: I know. We brought that up before.
- 10:08Speaker 4: Very stupid to be against that.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Don't get it.
- 10:12Speaker 4: I've told you a thousand times, you're just refusing to
- 10:14Speaker 4: get it. You're literally, you are literally at this point
- 10:16Speaker 4: refusing to get, cause I've explained the five or six
- 10:19Speaker 4: different superior reasons why you do that. That's not an answer.
- 10:24Speaker 2: It is when we're not going to like go into
- 10:27Speaker 2: it further. No, it's Seabass, you're correct.
- 10:28Speaker 4: I concede.
- 10:29Speaker 2: No, not conceding.
- 10:30Speaker 3: No.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Cause that's not, that's not the answer in that situation. No,
- 10:34Speaker 2: cause either we're going to take the time to then
- 10:35Speaker 2: get back and forth on it, which we're not going
- 10:37Speaker 2: to do.
- 10:39Speaker 4: You should have absorbed that and said, Seabass, you're correct.
- 10:41Speaker 4: I concede. Nope.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Not doing that either.
- 10:43Speaker 1: I get it.
- 10:44Speaker 4: Now you're just being obstinate.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Abstinent? Abstinent, yes.
- 10:48Speaker 2: I can make the same argument for you not seeing
- 10:50Speaker 2: my side. No, you can't, because your side's wrong. Your
- 10:53Speaker 2: side's wrong. Nope, your side's wrong.
- 10:55Speaker 4: When their side gets dismantled... Nope, your side's wrong. Do
- 10:57Speaker 4: people even know what you're talking about right now? Backing
- 11:00Speaker 4: into parking spots. When your side gets dismantled, and then
- 11:02Speaker 4: they say, well, you haven't... No, I've proven that your
- 11:05Speaker 4: side is wrong. Abandon your position and concede.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Okay. There you go.
- 11:09Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 11:10Speaker 2: What is something that you love... That everybody else seems
- 11:14Speaker 2: to hate. 877-44-WOODY. Just unapologetically, you love it. Who cares
- 11:18Speaker 2: what everybody else says? What everybody else thinks. Peeps is
- 11:22Speaker 2: another good one on the text.
- 11:25Speaker 5: Good example.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Those are good. That's another one I get crap for liking.
- 11:28Speaker 2: I like peeps.
- 11:29Speaker 1: No, you're wrong.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Nope.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Concede, Greg.
- 11:34Speaker 2: All right, so what's something that you... unapologetically loved that
- 11:39Speaker 2: everybody else seems to hate. I mean, CBass, I would
- 11:42Speaker 2: assume Cybertruck.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Would be one of those. It is fashionable and hilarious,
- 11:48Speaker 4: and everyone's always laughing when you do it. But, as
- 11:52Speaker 4: Greg has experienced, when you get inside those things.
- 11:55Speaker 1: They're roomy. They're roomy.
- 11:56Speaker 4: They're faster. Again, 0 to 60 in 2.6 seconds.
- 11:59Speaker 2: I think it's more the look, though.
- 12:01Speaker 5: Yeah, they must look better on the inside.
- 12:03Speaker 4: On the outside, they look badass, too.
- 12:06Speaker 1: No, the interior is very nice. The exterior is legally
- 12:11Speaker 1: laughably stupid.
- 12:12Speaker 2: I'm not arguing any of the other stuff that you
- 12:14Speaker 2: say about the Cybertruck, but from the outside when you
- 12:16Speaker 2: look at it, you're like, God, what a dumb fucking vehicle.
- 12:19Speaker 4: I get people walking up. I had two this week,
- 12:21Speaker 4: including one female. Thank you. She wasn't hot. But who
- 12:24Speaker 4: walk up and said, man, the way you got that
- 12:26Speaker 4: set up, it looks really nice. The lines are sleek. Very,
- 12:29Speaker 4: very impressive. So there are those out there. She's got
- 12:31Speaker 4: a cute face.
- 12:32Speaker 3: I'm with Steve Bastow. It's an easy joke for unfunny people.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 12:36Speaker 4: They're ugly cars.
- 12:37Speaker 5: You made yours ugly.
- 12:38Speaker 4: Better looking. I will disagree with that. You didn't make
- 12:41Speaker 4: it better looking?
- 12:42Speaker 1: As a matter of taste.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Menace, what is something you unapologetically love that everybody else
- 12:48Speaker 2: seems to hate?
- 12:48Speaker 3: Well, I think just the easy one is reality television.
- 12:52Speaker 3: People pretend that they're above it and they don't know
- 12:57Speaker 3: anything about it, but yet they know all the people
- 13:00Speaker 3: that are on reality television and they seem to No,
- 13:07Speaker 3: like the storylines of certain things, like what's going on
- 13:09Speaker 3: with the Kardashians and all that kind of stuff. And
- 13:11Speaker 3: they said that, you know, they're constantly exposed to it.
- 13:14Speaker 3: It's pretty easy to avoid certain things if you want.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I agree. I don't know.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:17Speaker 4: I don't know anything about it except what Menace says.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Exactly. The only insight I have to any of that stuff,
- 13:22Speaker 2: I go, who is that? Is when Menace brings something
- 13:25Speaker 2: up about one of these people, I'm like, all right.
- 13:27Speaker 2: What world is that from? Is that music?
- 13:31Speaker 3: They say it's garbage, but yet they want to talk
- 13:34Speaker 3: about it because they know things.
- 13:36Speaker 4: It's just odd.
- 13:38Speaker 1: I do that.
- 13:38Speaker 6: I can talk about it because I have so many
- 13:40Speaker 6: girls in my life who watch it and will update
- 13:43Speaker 6: me on the drama.
- 13:44Speaker 7: But I cannot. I can't sit through a show. It
- 13:47Speaker 7: drives me insane.
- 13:49Speaker 4: It's weird.
- 13:50Speaker 3: When it does come to reality television, I'm not really
- 13:53Speaker 3: into a lot of reality competition shows like Jeff's, like,
- 13:58Speaker 3: really into Survivor, Big Brother.
- 14:00Speaker 5: You're just there for the drama.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want, you know, the cattiness fighting of it. Yeah,
- 14:04Speaker 4: all that.
- 14:05Speaker 3: But I am into the dancing with the stars has
- 14:09Speaker 3: pulled me in, man. I kind of like it. Yeah,
- 14:12Speaker 3: but I haven't followed it so much that I know, like,
- 14:15Speaker 3: every single person.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Again, my question, like, what about it? Like, dancing with
- 14:19Speaker 2: the stars in particular.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Just the people that are, like, actually... Let's say they've
- 14:26Speaker 3: done gymnastics and things like that where they do kind
- 14:29Speaker 3: of acrobatic things. I told you I like the girl
- 14:33Speaker 3: that is an Olympic gold medalist for ice skating, right?
- 14:38Speaker 3: She does things and dance that I've never seen before.
- 14:42Speaker 3: But that's what brought you into the show? That's why
- 14:44Speaker 3: you turned it on?
- 14:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:46Speaker 3: And then now there's drama, which the drama comes in too.
- 14:50Speaker 5: So he likes the music, the dancing, and the costumes,
- 14:52Speaker 5: but not musical theater.
- 14:54Speaker 4: No, I didn't even mention the music.
- 14:56Speaker 5: Yeah, but.
- 14:57Speaker 2: You don't like musicals, right?
- 14:59Speaker 4: I did like Rent.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Okay.
- 15:01Speaker 4: He does reference that.
- 15:03Speaker 3: That's like a Jamarcus Russell reference.
- 15:07Speaker 4: 525,600 minutes. But it was so big when I was
- 15:11Speaker 4: in high school. It was kind of unavoidable. Yeah.
- 15:13Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gorey, what's something you unapologetically love that
- 15:16Speaker 2: everybody else seems to hate?
- 15:17Speaker 1: Some things, plural. I made a quick list. Secondhand smoke.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Love it. I do, too.
- 15:21Speaker 4: I agree.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.
- 15:22Speaker 2: I do like that. It reminds me of my grandparents.
- 15:26Speaker 1: It's just the best smell. If I'm a passenger, not
- 15:28Speaker 1: the driver, if I'm a passenger, traffic, because I'm such
- 15:31Speaker 1: a nervous passenger and I feel like traffic is safe.
- 15:34Speaker 5: It'll slow you down.
- 15:35Speaker 1: I love, a lot of people hate preparing raw meat,
- 15:40Speaker 1: like when they have to salt and pepper it and
- 15:42Speaker 1: rub oil on it. I love raw meat.
- 15:44Speaker 4: And then.
- 15:46Speaker 1: The tattoo that goes from the back of the ear
- 15:49Speaker 1: and then down the neck, like a long, thin tattoo,
- 15:53Speaker 1: I think that looks so good.
- 15:54Speaker 5: Greg, gory.
- 15:55Speaker 2: I really like that. So you like that, but you
- 15:56Speaker 2: don't like any kind of nose ring. That's interesting.
- 15:59Speaker 1: I would put that in the same category. No, it
- 16:01Speaker 1: almost looks like a Secret Service earpiece, like a... cord
- 16:05Speaker 1: when it comes down I think it looks really cool.
- 16:08Speaker 4: You could argue for that because it mimics like the
- 16:10Speaker 4: natural flow of hair at least like at least it's
- 16:12Speaker 4: a natural aesthetic where you're.
- 16:14Speaker 3: Just cramming crap in your nose it's gross also good
- 16:16Speaker 3: looking people tend to have it.
- 16:18Speaker 1: Right usually and then on the food one uh i
- 16:21Speaker 1: love liverwurst and i love beets and when people say
- 16:24Speaker 1: beets taste like dirt you're insane.
- 16:26Speaker 5: They don't taste like dirt they taste like earth they're earthy.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Something you unapologetically love that everybody seems to hate i
- 16:33Speaker 2: also have.
- 16:33Speaker 5: A very quick list i'll go quickly ingrown hairs i
- 16:36Speaker 5: know everybody hates them but if you will let me
- 16:38Speaker 5: take them out i will be the happiest person in
- 16:40Speaker 5: the world i cannot watch people pop zits i've never
- 16:43Speaker 5: popped as it i don't like anything that has to
- 16:44Speaker 5: do with that but i will what's the difference it's
- 16:47Speaker 5: because it's pussy and it's liquid. Ingrown hair is just
- 16:49Speaker 5: the hair that you get to pull out.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Which is the best.
- 16:51Speaker 2: With ingrown hair, there's usually like pus and stuff involved.
- 16:53Speaker 5: That doesn't bother me, but I cannot pop zits, but
- 16:55Speaker 5: I love ingrown hairs. Also, I love writing thank you notes.
- 16:59Speaker 5: I know people think it's a chore, but I love
- 17:01Speaker 5: to sit down and I have my stamps and my
- 17:03Speaker 5: envelopes and I get to tell people what I appreciate
- 17:05Speaker 5: about them. I love writing them. I was bad at
- 17:07Speaker 5: them as a kid. I've done a 180.
- 17:09Speaker 4: All right.
- 17:10Speaker 5: Getting super glue on my skin.
- 17:12Speaker 4: I love that. Really?
- 17:13Speaker 3: Yes.
- 17:14Speaker 5: Love, love, love, love peeling it off. And finally, this
- 17:17Speaker 5: is only going to apply to people who watch Breaking Bad,
- 17:19Speaker 5: but I know I'm in the minority. I love Skylar White.
- 17:23Speaker 5: And I know it's cool to hate her. Even Bryan
- 17:26Speaker 5: Cranston said, what's wrong with everybody? Like I'm the bad
- 17:29Speaker 5: guy and everyone hates her.
- 17:30Speaker 1: What?
- 17:30Speaker 4: Cause she's a rag. She's, she's clever.
- 17:33Speaker 2: She's a victim.
- 17:34Speaker 4: She's smart.
- 17:34Speaker 5: She tries her best to get out of this stuff.
- 17:36Speaker 5: She's not like, She comes up with these creative solutions
- 17:39Speaker 5: and everybody hated her for no reason.
- 17:41Speaker 4: I will say the reason is she was a rag.
- 17:43Speaker 5: No.
- 17:44Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 17:45Speaker 2: I agree with you.
- 17:46Speaker 1: That is the typical.
- 17:47Speaker 5: Cliche response that everybody says.
- 17:49Speaker 2: See, now you sound the way that he sounds when
- 17:51Speaker 2: you just can't acknowledge that people just don't like her.
- 17:53Speaker 5: For legitimate reasons.
- 17:55Speaker 2: The same way he can't acknowledge that people just don't
- 17:57Speaker 2: like the look of the Cybertruck.
- 17:58Speaker 1: She's a rag.
- 17:59Speaker 2: I'll explain it.
- 18:01Speaker 7: Okay.
- 18:01Speaker 4: No, specifically.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Okay.
- 18:02Speaker 4: She was just nasty and negative to him at every single...
- 18:06Speaker 4: I get it if you're running a giant drug kingpin,
- 18:08Speaker 4: you don't want your husband in that kind of danger.
- 18:10Speaker 4: But just everything else, she was on his ass all
- 18:13Speaker 4: the time for no good reason.
- 18:14Speaker 2: He's just trying to provide.
- 18:16Speaker 4: No good reason.
- 18:16Speaker 5: It's her family and her life that she's going to.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Go to prison over. She finds out she's married to
- 18:21Speaker 1: a drug-making murderer.
- 18:21Speaker 5: No good reason she's a rat.
- 18:22Speaker 4: I'm talking about the end of it.
- 18:24Speaker 1: And she's supposed to be like, no, it's okay.
- 18:26Speaker 4: I specifically said.
- 18:27Speaker 5: Every guy says that.
- 18:27Speaker 4: I specifically said not that. I said just leading up
- 18:29Speaker 4: to that, Well, when she didn't know any of that stuff,
- 18:31Speaker 4: when he's out just like, he's got cancer.
- 18:33Speaker 1: It comes to light, not early, but she finds out.
- 18:37Speaker 1: And then there's still plenty of show left.
- 18:39Speaker 4: And I know rest in peace, but the son was
- 18:41Speaker 4: the same way. He was just a pain in the
- 18:43Speaker 4: ass in every scene he was in.
- 18:44Speaker 5: Then not the actor.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Oh, he was trying to raise money and everything.
- 18:46Speaker 3: He should have ghosted him a long time ago.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Let's say hi to Frank.
- 18:51Speaker 1: Hey, Frank. Hey guys.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Hey, what's something you, we're doing great. What's something you
- 18:57Speaker 2: unapologetically love, but everybody else seems to hate. I, for
- 19:02Speaker 2: some stupid reason, love those Christmas rom-coms on Netflix, Lifetime, Hallmark.
- 19:07Speaker 1: The cheesier, the better.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Yep, you're right there with Sammy. But, I mean, Sammy's
- 19:11Speaker 2: supposed to. Look at her.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Now, Frank, I don't know what you look like, but
- 19:15Speaker 2: I'm sure I would look at you and go, really?
- 19:17Speaker 1: You don't say.
- 19:17Speaker 2: I would have never guessed that. Yeah, but... You know.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Rom-coms I like. The less you think, the better the movie.
- 19:24Speaker 4: Yep.
- 19:24Speaker 2: All right, Frank, thanks for the call.
- 19:26Speaker 5: Also, those.
- 19:28Speaker 4: Suspense fillers and all that stuff. Oh, yeah. Those are cool.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Those are great, too.
- 19:32Speaker 2: But I think a lot of people like those. I
- 19:34Speaker 2: could see, as a dude especially, you're not supposed to
- 19:37Speaker 2: like rom-coms.
- 19:38Speaker 4: I don't like rom-coms.
- 19:39Speaker 2: But I dig those. The Hallmark movie stuff?
- 19:42Speaker 1: No.
- 19:43Speaker 2: Those are so bad.
- 19:44Speaker 5: But what kind of rom-com? How to Lose a Man
- 19:47Speaker 5: in 10 Days?
- 19:47Speaker 4: I've never seen those.
- 19:49Speaker 3: It was in Seattle.
- 19:49Speaker 1: It was in Seattle. Oh, and you liked Serendipity? Yeah.
- 19:52Speaker 1: You liked that? Which one?
- 19:53Speaker 2: Oh, Serendipity.
- 19:54Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean like the kind of screwball ones.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Did you watch the Lindsay Lohan Christmas special that Netflix
- 19:59Speaker 3: put out?
- 20:00Speaker 1: No.
- 20:00Speaker 4: That was a banger.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Like, nah.
- 20:02Speaker 4: Banger falling for Christmas.
- 20:03Speaker 2: Eight, seven, seven, 44 winning. Uh, we'll get, we'll get back.
- 20:06Speaker 2: There's a lot more feedback coming. It's something you unapologetically love,
- 20:09Speaker 2: but everybody else seems to hate. What is it? Eight, seven, seven, 44.
- 20:12Speaker 2: What a show.
- 20:13Speaker 1: All right.
- 20:15Speaker 2: What's something you unapologetically love that everybody else seems to hate. Um,
- 20:23Speaker 2: One thing I'll mention for Greg, Greg likes when he
- 20:25Speaker 2: has a reservation for a restaurant and he gets there
- 20:28Speaker 2: and they tell him it's going to be another 15
- 20:30Speaker 2: or 20 minutes.
- 20:30Speaker 3: That's funny.
- 20:32Speaker 2: He loves that.
- 20:33Speaker 1: If they have a bar, who cares? Make it an hour.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Let's see. Text here says, mine is the dentist. I
- 20:39Speaker 2: feel like I'm getting pampered.
- 20:41Speaker 5: Yes, I agree with that. I love the dentist.
- 20:44Speaker 7: I'll fall asleep right in the chair. My teeth feel
- 20:46Speaker 7: so clean after.
- 20:48Speaker 2: It's the best. I do fall asleep in the chair. Really?
- 20:51Speaker 1: Never.
- 20:51Speaker 2: As they're doing stuff.
- 20:52Speaker 1: No way.
- 20:53Speaker 2: The other thing that I love that I know a
- 20:54Speaker 2: lot of people don't like, Novocaine. I've said that before.
- 20:56Speaker 4: Oh, I hate it.
- 20:57Speaker 2: I love Novocaine.
- 20:59Speaker 1: I hate it.
- 20:59Speaker 4: What about it? You like being drooly?
- 21:02Speaker 1: The unusual feeling?
- 21:03Speaker 2: I like the feeling. Yeah, no, I like the feeling. No,
- 21:06Speaker 2: it's not the biting the cheek. I got facial hair, right?
- 21:09Speaker 2: So when I have Novocaine, I like touching my face
- 21:12Speaker 2: on that side. It feels so weird.
- 21:14Speaker 1: I love it.
- 21:15Speaker 2: And also, you know, I love it because they can
- 21:17Speaker 2: do the work and stuff and you don't feel it.
- 21:20Speaker 2: So that's good.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I still feel it.
- 21:22Speaker 2: The discomfort of whatever the dental work that's going on.
- 21:26Speaker 1: I think everybody in this room likes colonoscopies, right?
- 21:28Speaker 2: I do.
- 21:29Speaker 5: You made me a fan.
- 21:30Speaker 4: Well, we like propofol.
- 21:31Speaker 2: It's like going to the spa.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
- 21:33Speaker 4: To be specific.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Let's see. This text says, absolutely love the smell of patchouli.
- 21:38Speaker 2: I don't like patchouli.
- 21:40Speaker 1: I don't know if I know what it smells like.
- 21:42Speaker 5: It's kind of musky.
- 21:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 21:44Speaker 4: Incense-y.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Do a lot of people not like incense? Because I
- 21:49Speaker 2: love the smell of incense.
- 21:50Speaker 5: I do, too. But patchouli is kind of dirty smelling.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Is it just what you associate it with?
- 21:56Speaker 4: I think that's it.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Like the smell is not bad. It's just what you
- 21:59Speaker 2: associate it with, like a dirty hippie kind of.
- 22:02Speaker 4: I just don't love the smell of patchouli. Greg, you
- 22:04Speaker 4: mentioned anchovies, a lot of that on the text.
- 22:06Speaker 1: People like them. They just don't know they like them.
- 22:09Speaker 4: No one's even had them.
- 22:10Speaker 2: A lot of people, I've seen a couple of these
- 22:13Speaker 2: and I know Gina, you had just mentioned it too.
- 22:16Speaker 2: This is my go-to ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.
- 22:19Speaker 2: And none of my friends like it, so I have
- 22:21Speaker 2: to hear it every time. Like, ew, you like that?
- 22:23Speaker 5: Everybody loves Mint Chip.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Not everybody.
- 22:26Speaker 4: That was my go-to as a kid. Yeah, I love it.
- 22:28Speaker 4: That was my ice cream that I got every single time.
- 22:30Speaker 5: But who's grossed out by Mint Chip?
- 22:32Speaker 7: I don't like it.
- 22:33Speaker 2: I hate it.
- 22:33Speaker 7: But I feel like I'm in the minority of not
- 22:35Speaker 7: liking it.
- 22:35Speaker 1: You are, yes.
- 22:36Speaker 2: So, Sammy, what's yours? Something you unapologetically love but everybody
- 22:39Speaker 2: seems to hate.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Hallmark movies?
- 22:40Speaker 7: I love, well, no, because that's in my wheelhouse, I
- 22:43Speaker 7: feel like. But yes, Hallmark movies. Um, I love putting
- 22:46Speaker 7: furniture together. I love it. Leave me alone.
- 22:50Speaker 6: I'm going to put on music and put together tables, chairs,
- 22:53Speaker 6: a console, whatever. If I come over and you're like, Hey,
- 22:57Speaker 6: I have this thing to put together. I really don't
- 22:59Speaker 6: want to do it.
- 22:59Speaker 7: I will volunteer. I will put it together for you.
- 23:02Speaker 7: Give me an hour, however long it takes.
- 23:04Speaker 1: I love it.
- 23:04Speaker 2: With little stupid hex wrenches or what?
- 23:05Speaker 1: Yes.
- 23:06Speaker 2: They're like not fairly real tools.
- 23:08Speaker 7: Yes.
- 23:09Speaker 4: Because she has tiny little hands, she can put her.
- 23:11Speaker 7: Yeah, it can take a long time, but I love it.
- 23:13Speaker 4: That's why she likes sewing and knitting, because she has
- 23:15Speaker 4: these little tiny, you know... Elf hands. Yeah, I guess.
- 23:18Speaker 2: She's got those sweatshop hands.
- 23:20Speaker 5: This is my super power.
- 23:22Speaker 2: On the text, something else that people love, that you love,
- 23:26Speaker 2: that everybody else seems to hate. I like soggy french fries.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Oh.
- 23:29Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 23:30Speaker 4: Gross. Like the bottom of the bag at Five Guys.
- 23:33Speaker 2: Jury duty.
- 23:34Speaker 4: No.
- 23:37Speaker 2: Everyone calls me crazy, but I absolutely love Chef Boyardee ravioli.
- 23:41Speaker 5: I mean, they're great.
- 23:42Speaker 1: It's not terrible. It was as a kid. Ah, yeah.
- 23:45Speaker 1: There's no need for it anymore.
- 23:46Speaker 2: 714 texting over black licorice.
- 23:48Speaker 4: Ugh.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Liar. You hate it. Everybody hates it.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Something I love that everybody seems to hate is the airport.
- 23:54Speaker 2: I love getting to the airport early, reading a good book,
- 23:57Speaker 2: eating some of the airport food, having a drink.
- 23:59Speaker 5: I kind of get that. I don't mind the airport.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Yeah, when people talk about it, they hate traveling. My
- 24:05Speaker 2: wife will complain, even if it's going somewhere where she likes,
- 24:08Speaker 2: and it's about, I've got to get to the airport
- 24:10Speaker 2: and get on a plane. I'm like, who cares? I
- 24:13Speaker 2: enjoy it.
- 24:14Speaker 1: It's terrible.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Liver and onions.
- 24:17Speaker 1: That's good.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Getting some people on the tech. Another one, I love
- 24:19Speaker 2: burnt popcorn.
- 24:21Speaker 4: Ew.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Yeah, burnt popcorn.
- 24:23Speaker 4: It doesn't really, because with other burnt things, there's a
- 24:26Speaker 4: nice smokiness. It's so acrid and sour.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Everybody say hi to Bob.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Bob. Oh, guys, good morning.
- 24:33Speaker 2: What up?
- 24:34Speaker 1: All right, man.
- 24:34Speaker 2: So what's something you unapologetically love that everybody else seems
- 24:37Speaker 2: to hate? Nickelback. Dude, you know what? I'm right there
- 24:41Speaker 2: with you.
- 24:41Speaker 1: I like that.
- 24:42Speaker 2: I don't love Nickelback. I like Nickelback. I think Nickelback
- 24:46Speaker 2: has a lot of good songs. I will say the
- 24:47Speaker 2: same thing, another one. Creed.
- 24:48Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 24:49Speaker 1: A lot of unjustified hate.
- 24:51Speaker 2: I've only been listening to you guys for just a
- 24:52Speaker 2: couple of weeks, and you guys freaking rock.
- 24:54Speaker 1: I dig it. All right.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Bob, thank you so much for the call.
- 24:57Speaker 4: Appreciate you participating in the show.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Have yourself a great day. There's Bob, everybody. Thank you.
- 25:02Speaker 3: All right, Bob.
- 25:04Speaker 2: Bye. Bye. It was a good bomb. Yeah, it was
- 25:08Speaker 2: the best. 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 229-87-MORE. Woody's show's name.
- 25:13Speaker 2: I'm not wearing a helmet. Not going to wear a helmet. No,
- 25:17Speaker 2: like straight up, you guys are idiots. The Woody Show.
- 25:20Speaker 7: We'll be right back.