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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 57 - The Alaskan Pipeline · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: When are we putting the hats out? They are like
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  Speaker 1: just to like to tease us with.
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  Speaker 3: Means like, yeah, we like call this dope. Shit, you
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  Speaker 3: it's just in time for the summer. Who's aren't ready yet?
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  Speaker 3: But the Maroon Ones? What do they mean?
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  Speaker 1: Ready? Dude, I don't understand what they mean. Ready, It's
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  Speaker 1: like a manufacturer. You are manufacturing something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know if like
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good do you guys want?
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  Speaker 3: Let's go with Tyler? Alright? Ready, what's up? Everybody? Welcome
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  Speaker 3: back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today is Monday.
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  Speaker 3: It is April twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 1: What time is it?
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  Speaker 3: It's eleven twenty am.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fuck yes, dude, good morning, good morning, Good morning
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  Speaker 1: to you, my brother. The fires crackling?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler's in this bitch owen is it? Derelict on his duties?
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  Speaker 3: Owen's out in Tampa.
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  Speaker 5: I believe he's I think they start in Tampa and
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  Speaker 5: then they go like five different cities. But he's on
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  Speaker 5: a bus for two weeks. N I don't even think
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  Speaker 5: he's getting flown out. Yeah, like he's doing the competition
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  Speaker 5: without competition.
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  Speaker 3: But that's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not even part of the competition, doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: any chance to win any money. Fucking poor guy.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was another video coming up.
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  Speaker 1: A fucking cue of just different fires eight hours awesome, dude, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: good to see you, brother, Yeah, I see you too.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh ship, bro, you shouldn't have you shouldn't have said that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, you shouldn't have said that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy I did all of our We have a
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  Speaker 3: lot of listeners and they're all going to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and viewers, honestly, and viewers. I was gonna wait
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  Speaker 1: until the very last minute of the episode and then
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  Speaker 1: just fucking say it real quick and be like you'd
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  Speaker 1: be like.
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  Speaker 3: What, dude, it was your fucking birthday. I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 3: known it, didn't say it, sprinkle it in. But you
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  Speaker 3: never told me. Yeah, you never gave me any heads up.
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  Speaker 1: Right, It's not anyone's fucking business, dude, it's mine. This
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  Speaker 1: is between me and God.
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  Speaker 3: It's mine. I got a book for you, Are you serious? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll give it to you after the show.
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  Speaker 1: Is it on managing yourself?
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  Speaker 3: It might be because.
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  Speaker 1: That's just been sitting on your desk. It's not even
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  Speaker 1: like you brought it home and then remember to bring
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  Speaker 1: it back in.
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  Speaker 3: You can't let you borrow my aviation book that I
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  Speaker 3: got for my birthday. Did Barcelwonk get you anything? No?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, it was just one pink slip sitting on my desk.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't understood understand the meaning of it.
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  Speaker 3: It was score bars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Uh. I really wanted some uh some new
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  Speaker 1: school bars is what I was fucking jones for, but
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't get any. They were sold out at all
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  Speaker 1: my favorite retailers.
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  Speaker 3: We were ripping new schools this week. Were you in Austin?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're just eating them willy nilly. There's so
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  Speaker 1: many ways you can prepare a new school bar.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I like to have mine with some eggs in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: for sure, or like a new school Benedict, I like
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  Speaker 1: to put a fuck in some holidays sauce, right, on
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  Speaker 1: top of my new school bar.
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  Speaker 3: They're they're amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Buy new school. You got to buy new school broads, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: what I've learned in my uh twenty five years on
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  Speaker 1: this earth, as you graciously pointed out, Dude, I wish
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  Speaker 1: I fucking I wish I whipped more ass and got
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  Speaker 1: my ass whipped more. Oh yeah, yeah, that would That
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  Speaker 1: would have been my goal, just to get the ship
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  Speaker 1: beat out of me and then hone myself into somebody
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  Speaker 1: who just constantly beats the ship out of people, who
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  Speaker 1: just can fucking instill fear into people just by standing
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  Speaker 1: over them, Like yeah, that that's my only regret is
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  Speaker 1: I didn't whip.
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  Speaker 3: More ass more as I mean, you still got some time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got I got time to whip ass.
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  Speaker 3: I would say thirties is like peak whipping ass time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have the like sensibilities that you think
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  Speaker 1: everything is, like you think you're right about everything, Like
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to fucking do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, especially if you ever have kids, you
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  Speaker 3: gotta that's when you really start whipping yeah out of
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  Speaker 3: them kids.
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  Speaker 1: But I got you, Yeah, other parents, waiters.
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  Speaker 3: Picking up your kids and like they're on the playground
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  Speaker 3: and like one of the dads is being a drop
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  Speaker 3: his ass in front of everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the video of the kids on the
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  Speaker 1: playground this past week of the little girl that like
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  Speaker 1: bit another little girl. The dad was just filming, he
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  Speaker 1: and then he at the very end, he's like, you
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  Speaker 1: better not bite my daughter. And then just like charges that.
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  Speaker 1: I assumed you beat the shit out of her. But
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're talking about. At some age, you have
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  Speaker 1: to start beating the ship out of other parents.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I bit my sister when I was probably in
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  Speaker 3: the kindergarten or something, but I remember it so specifically
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  Speaker 3: because I was supposed to my mom must take me
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  Speaker 3: to target that data buy Pokemon cards. Didn't get any
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  Speaker 3: Pokemon cards did after I bit my sister.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, why did you bite her? And where did you
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  Speaker 1: bite her?
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  Speaker 3: Arm? Bit her arm? Yeah I don't remember why.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, arm is that's a standard bite spot.
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  Speaker 3: She used to antagonize me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it was her fault. Yeah, you're gas lighting your
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  Speaker 1: baby sister. She fucking riled me up. Don't fucking make
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  Speaker 1: me do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I got pushed in the chest by a homeless guy
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  Speaker 1: this past week Oh damn.
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  Speaker 3: I was walking and he would and he just.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking came up on me, shoved me dead in the
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  Speaker 1: chest on fucking twenty third Street and was like, don't.
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  Speaker 3: Make me do that. It's like a fuck. I shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have made you do that, sir. The only bad interaction
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  Speaker 3: I've ever had with homeless guy was we were going
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  Speaker 3: to the uh we were on MSG for that comedy show,
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  Speaker 3: and some dude came up to me. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna poke you to death? Such was it?
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  Speaker 1: Zuckerberg? No, Well, what do you mean he was gonna
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  Speaker 1: poke you to death?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm assuming he meant stabbed me to death.
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  Speaker 3: But saying you're gonna poke someone to death, it's such
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  Speaker 3: a weird thing that makes it way funnier.
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  Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, you do poke someone. It's like prison style,
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  Speaker 1: but like all I thought of, that.
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  Speaker 3: Would be way worse. Yeah, if it was just with
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  Speaker 3: his fingers to death, you'd have to poke me a
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  Speaker 3: lot death.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how many people do you think it would take
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  Speaker 1: the poke you to death? And then what do you
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  Speaker 1: think the cause of death would actually be? Like do
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  Speaker 1: you think that they could like poke your spleen enough?
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  Speaker 1: That it would rupture your spleen or.
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  Speaker 3: Like, uh, you're just crazy? Can you get poked to death?
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  Speaker 3: What is the torture where it's like it's it like
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  Speaker 3: Chinese water torture? Is that what it's called? Oriental water torture?
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  Speaker 3: But I don't thin you're supposed to call a Chinese
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  Speaker 3: water torture anymore?
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  Speaker 1: No, or are you what it's called? I think though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think it is too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a drop that you're like, you're like
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  Speaker 3: locked in and then they just drop water on your
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  Speaker 3: head for like ten hours only once every thirty seconds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but apparently at the end it feels like someone's just
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  Speaker 3: hitting you with a hammer in the head.
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  Speaker 1: Like yeah, but is that actually does that actually hurt?
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  Speaker 1: Or like are you just convincing yourself that it hurts?
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  Speaker 1: Or how does it kill you? Is my question?
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  Speaker 3: I guess, Oh, I don't think it does kill you,
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  Speaker 3: and that's why it's called torture. Oh really, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think you can't die from torture. You can do.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you can get torture no no, no, like
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  Speaker 1: pulling someone's teeth out that probably wouldn't kill them, But
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  Speaker 1: like here's sawing their hands off or some shit like
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  Speaker 1: stabbing them a buket. So yeah, I guess you can
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  Speaker 1: cutting they're poking them. If you just fucking poke them
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  Speaker 1: a bunch, it would be infuriating. I heard that's what
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  Speaker 1: they got. That's what Guantanamo Bay shut down. The guards
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  Speaker 1: were just poking, taking of each other, just fucking poking
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  Speaker 1: the inmates in the fucking forehead.
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  Speaker 3: I would be like that, you fucking like that I got.
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  Speaker 3: I got waterboarded.
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  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck all.
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  Speaker 3: People don't remember that, No, you didn't. I took one
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  Speaker 3: for the team. You got like waterboarded, you got mildly
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  Speaker 3: dance dude, that was so dumb. Yeah, it was really though,
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  Speaker 3: you really, like it really defeats that. There's some like
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  Speaker 3: really famous like war like veteran conservative dude who's like
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  Speaker 3: was super against like super against them, saying that waterboarding
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  Speaker 3: is torture. Yeah, and then he got waterboarded by his
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  Speaker 3: friends on YouTube, Like it's like an hour long video
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  Speaker 3: of him getting waterboarded. And it's so stupid because it's like,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, after someone who's been waterboarded.
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  Speaker 1: As someone with knowledge of waterboard but like.
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  Speaker 3: As someone who got waterboarded the same way he did.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it doesn't it's not scary because you know
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  Speaker 3: your friends aren't gonna like let you die.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't part of it. They have to like jam
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  Speaker 1: it down over your head.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they hold you down like and also it's
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  Speaker 3: like you're you don't know when you're gonna be able
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  Speaker 3: to breathe, like if you're a terrorist in Guanamoo Bay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like Domino's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're probably like there's a there's a good chance
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  Speaker 3: they kill you. Yeah, exactly being a naughty boy. So
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  Speaker 3: it's like obviously, like KB and Owen, waterboarding me is
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  Speaker 3: not going to be the same.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's and there's probably like fear playing like loud music,
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  Speaker 1: a dank smell to a fucking room and you're not
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  Speaker 1: familiar with your face. They're playing douhas. Yeah, they're fucking
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  Speaker 1: there's ship on you. There's the what are they calling it,
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  Speaker 1: the dukie, the thing where you put like a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of poop and like come.
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  Speaker 3: In a Alaskan pipeline.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 3: I think? So when they freeze the ship.
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  Speaker 1: You said that like it was the most casual I
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  Speaker 1: think in Alaskan pipe. Yeah, in Alaskan Pipeline ship.
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  Speaker 3: In a condom and then you freeze the condom and
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  Speaker 3: then you like funck someone with the ship. Oh really
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder where you heard of that?
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  Speaker 3: That was like a middle school like legend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a funny ass name.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the one that I was talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Is are you googling Alaskan pipeline?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: You know that actually everything exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Have you been Alaskan pipeline by?
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  Speaker 3: That was just uh dog that I had from middle.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: What is it? Can you read the entry tyler? Uh?
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  Speaker 5: The act of pooping into a condom, freezing the rubber overnight,
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  Speaker 5: then inserting it into one's anus.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, it's your reverse shitting.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you have to have a lot of confidence
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  Speaker 1: in the like thickness and uh heftiness of your ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I don't know if my poop's going to fill
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  Speaker 1: up a condom. No, a wet ass fucking uh ribbon.
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  Speaker 3: Who had some ships this week that would probably have
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  Speaker 3: filled up more than a magnum condom?
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  Speaker 1: Really terrible monsters? Was it? Was it splatty poop because
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  Speaker 1: you're drinking a bunch of beer? Was it like thick
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  Speaker 1: poop because you were you were having a bunch of.
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  Speaker 3: Probably don't want the probably don't want them poop talk.
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  Speaker 3: But it was number one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your poop. Your number two was number one.
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  Speaker 3: My number two was all number one.
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  Speaker 1: That poop talk is gross, but.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's gross. But like some people, I
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  Speaker 3: feel like any time we talk about poop, people are like,
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  Speaker 3: I hate it. Man, I'm eating lunch, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people love to watch the show, and well, we're
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  Speaker 1: all human, man, Yeah, exactly. Well, describe the food that
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  Speaker 1: you turned into poop.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't eat all week?
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, Well, I was gonna try to give the
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  Speaker 1: people who were eating some kind of like audio visual
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  Speaker 1: poop food porn that you could like tease them with.
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  Speaker 1: Did you eat anything fantastic? You didn't go to One
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  Speaker 1: in a million or a Rosita's out pastor.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't eat any good food. Why. I went somewhere
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  Speaker 3: with Mike and we got bltas and that was like
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  Speaker 3: the herd. That was like the most like, that was
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  Speaker 3: the best thing I hate all week? What, dude, belts,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even get any tacos. Why, it was just
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  Speaker 3: a are you an idiot? I was tired during the day.
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  Speaker 3: I'm also not like a huge foodie. Like I'm not
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  Speaker 3: someone who like goes to like a city where they
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  Speaker 3: have good food and I'm like, oh, I need to
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  Speaker 3: get this food here. I'm more just like whatever they
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  Speaker 3: have near me.
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  Speaker 1: To me, it's one of the only enjoyable things about traveling.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you get to see what kind of good
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  Speaker 1: ass food they have in that place. Otherwise you're just
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  Speaker 1: like in a hotel room or I guess you can
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  Speaker 1: amble around.
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  Speaker 3: Did you go on Lake Charles or whatever? Lake Travis?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck it's called? Is that just the one
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  Speaker 3: that goes through the city.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, did you go on it?
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  Speaker 3: I went over it. Oh you didn't bridge.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't sit in a like paddle boat or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that or a kayak. Now, what are your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on Austin Regale me? What did you learn about the
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: big city, about Texas in general? First time in Texas?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's bigger. Holy fuck, dude. I was gonna buy
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  Speaker 3: a true so true. I went to buy a cowboy
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  Speaker 3: hat and then I went into the store and I
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  Speaker 3: instantly turned around.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was like three hundred and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It was a real like cowboy hat like stetson. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was a Stetson store really yeah, And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not about to drop a thousand dollars on the hat.
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  Speaker 3: Why because I don't have the money for that. I
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  Speaker 3: think that they have like cowboys doors money. Being in Austin,
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  Speaker 3: it was a negative. Yeah, but I don't got it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't mind. I had a really fun time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you were.
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  Speaker 1: You were doing a bunch of stand up like you
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  Speaker 1: can get cheaper cowboy hats though you can get put
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  Speaker 1: there like little bitch ass like hard ones. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My parents got me a hat for my birthday, like
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  Speaker 3: with a nice big old brim for hiking.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta see that hat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I so I was like, I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Buy another big grim hat brimmed hat, but maybe just
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  Speaker 1: a big bring hat.
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  Speaker 3: Man. I know, well, I'll never wear this hat like out.
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  Speaker 3: I really wanted to buy buy a cowboy hat to
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  Speaker 3: go up on stage with, which like wouldn't have been funny,
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  Speaker 3: but I thought it would be like cool, yeah, bad hats.
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  Speaker 3: But then like big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder did
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  Speaker 3: it did it already, So then I was like iud
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  Speaker 3: never mind trying. They wore full cowboy outfits.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. So I was like, ah, never mind, Damn, that's
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  Speaker 1: appropriating culture. They people they shoot people in Texas for
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  Speaker 1: way less than literally, way less than that.
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  Speaker 3: I should have gone real cowboy. I should have gone
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  Speaker 3: shooting when I was out there.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely should have, like just outside.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, do you know this girl, this one girl
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: who was on the last show that I did. Was
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: she Annie Oakley Mattie Smith. She's from Wilding Out? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: she was on the last show that I did, and
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: she went shooting that day.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Oh she talked about it on the show.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: No, No, she was just like talking about it in
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: the green room.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah, dude, I think she's funny as fuck.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I follow her very funny, but yeah, her Wild and Now.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: I was watching her Wild and Out stuff at the
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: airport the next day and I was cracking up.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she plays into like a goofy side of it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: It's funny, which makes it very funny.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Wild and Out is so funny. It's just like so
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: like it's like it's crazy. I mean, it's like, explain it.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know, explain what you're talking about, because I
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: have a different perspective on it than you, and I
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: want to hear your perspective of it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, it's not I don't want to
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: say like goofy.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It is goofy. Yeah, it's a stage play.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's funny.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: It's like vaudevillian. It's like a bunch of it's like
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: a bunch of acts. It's almost like old fashioned. Then
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: it's like we're just gonna jump on stage and like
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: just give it to you all live, like people want
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: to do like sketch shows that are super like edited
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: down and not that it's not edited down, and not
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: that they don't like write the stuff and prepare the
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: stuff and rehearse the stuff. But it's just like we're
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: gonna give you a live show and film it. Yeah,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: there's nothing else like it.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: No, it's funny.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: What else is like it?
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Nothing? Whose line is it? Anyway?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Kind of maybe but not not really.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was cracking up watching it. I've really not.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I haven't watched it much like obviously I knew what
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: it was. Did you watch full episodes?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Nos? The dude DC young Fly is like one of
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: the funniest human beings that's ever Like roam the earth.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know like any of their name.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: He was one of the old dudes. You definitely would
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: know him if you saw him. He was like a tattoo. Uh.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: It was like a bring your ass here boy.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: He would just.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Fucking roast dudes. But now him, Chico Bean and Carlos
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Miller have the show eighty five South eighty eight South?
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Is it eighty eight eighty five South?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And they do like live shows and they just
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: like sell out arenas. It's so funny. It's just like
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: crowd work and they're just like sitting on a couch
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: and like you watch the clips, you'll scroll them on
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: TikTok and it's the funniest ship ever. You'll just be
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: pooping yourself from how funny these dudes are. And it's
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: just like live crowd work of them just like hearing
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: something ridiculous and then like sprinting across.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: The stage ever whatever reason, it plays so well. How
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: their other reactions are the best part, because it'll be
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: like they'll like roast someone, but it won't even be
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: like that crazy they say, and then the crowd just
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: goes nuts, like they're all like falling over in their chairs,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: like you got gonorrhea, yeah in the raft like blowing
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: the whistle, yeah yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Or DJ drect will be like like thumbs down on
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: a joke. This one goes to the Platinum squad. Yeah,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: they got that game, pick up and kill it and kill.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: You said that.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy, but really you're.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Lazy killing it is delusional. When I was watching that, dude,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I didn't sleep yesterday. My flight was at five am,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: and I had this like genius plan in my head.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I'm gonna do my lap
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: because I got added to an eleven PM show, Oh
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: sick Best of the Fest, and uh, keep in mind,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: it was not it was not best of the Fest.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: What do you mean best of the Fest? They come
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: up and tap you on the shoulder like a secret
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: society and be.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Like, congratulations, you made Best of the Fest. Text me,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: They're like, hey, do you want to do Best at
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: the Fest at eleven? And I was like of course,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: and then I uh and then I checked like the
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: schedule and like big Ja had to show at like
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: eleven thirty, and I was like, well, if those guys
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: are all not doing Best of the Fest, I'm gonna
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: assume this isn't best of the fest.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It's a fun name, but it doesn't mean it's the best. Yeah,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: weve the entire fest.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: But uh so I was like, I wanna do that,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: and then I'm just gonna go back to the hotel
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: pack and go straight to the airport so I don't
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: have to wake up at like three am and for
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: like an hour. So I got to the airport at
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: like two closed. Well didn't know the airport's closed. Their
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: sports opened, TSA's closed until three p thirty. So I
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: had to like sleep on the floor with like all
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: the other homeless people, damn, because I'm not going to
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: go back to the hotel. I already checked out, damn.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: And then that's terrible.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I didn't Did.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: You actually lay on the floor or did you just
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: sit there?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I was fully laying on the floor. Did you sleep?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: No, he just laid on the hard ass.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: When I was watching Wilding Out, yeah, just dying.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I dude, the most most talented people
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: in show business are on Wilden Out. It was They're
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: fucking great, dude. Kevin Hart used to be on wilder Out.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Oh really, but uh bless he on it or he'd
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: like do an episode. No, I think he. I think
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: he was like on it.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I think he rope for it in the beginning season one.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Like I think that's not how he got on at all.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: But it's just like, yeah, that's like right a little bit.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Nick Cannon's the goat, he's a job creator.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, and the father.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: But you just laid on the fucking uh on the
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: hard ass airport. I mean all the seats were taken
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: that stupid at fuck of you.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: There was a lot of loophole on the floor. I
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: thought I had a loophole. I was like, this is
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: so much smarter than like sleeping for an hour and
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: then being exhausted when I wake up.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you just try to like push it and party,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: push it and party and party.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Because I was so tired. It was a really, really
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: exhausting week.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: You said you're tired. The fuck are you thinking? Stayed
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: out and kept with that drinking pick up dude that
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: it would have been fun as fuck though, I guess
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: you just yeah, I guess you're just done.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: And Mike was like being like a bitch ass he
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: wouldn't go out on Saturday. What dude, I texted him
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, do you want to do
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: something after my last show? A little celebration. He said,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: he's beat. He was like, I'm toast, dude, gonna just
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: give me such a bad week for me, Texas toasted,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: No brutle. You know he got a dog? I heard that. Yeah,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: it's a cute ass dog. Is it?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Stupid?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Stupid?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Stupid as fuck?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: A stupid ass dog, stupid in what way?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Running into the walls, pissing and shitting itself, no reading,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: writing and arithmetic at big time, big time, so stupid
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: across the board.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, that's tough.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Though, it's cute when a dog is stupid as fuck.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a small dog. It's gonna get huge though.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: How do you know? Big pause, Yeah, huge pause, pause, bro, big.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Pause, big pause. What was the best comic that you saw?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Did you? You must have watched more comedy than you've
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: ever watched. Have you ever been to like a comedy
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: festival in your life?
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: No?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch much, to be honest.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I kinda feel like that's a missed opportunity
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: on your part. Really soak it up from the grates,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: basking their light.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Trying to think it for the best. I saw it
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: was beside myself. I don't tape your sets. I saw
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Soda set.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, shout out Soda. You just got the Rogan look.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Salute to the fucking goat.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I talked to him about it about Rogan. What Yeah,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I said, it was cool? What yo? Exclusive? Yeah, let's
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: get that down. Yeah fucking uh yeah, clip that for sure.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: But I've already seen like a lot of people were
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: from New York, so I've already seen a lot of
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: them got it and they all do like the same stuff.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: It was it like a huge festival, or was it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like Austin has like south By Southwest and
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Austin City Limits, which are like their main festivals. I
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: guess those are less stand up and more music.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: This was pretty big. This was like one hundred and
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: fifty comics.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, who was the headliniest one? Who's the biggest
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: name on the fire?
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Sarah? What's her name? Sarah's is it Silverman? Is that Silberman?
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Her?
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: She was that? I guess she was the headliner.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You don't know any Sarah. You don't know Sarah Siverman now,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: really no, she's great. Her, She's funny as fuck. She
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: was the first funny woman actually really No, Betsy Ross
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: was hilarious, bro, Yeah, making squiggly ass lines in the
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: flag and stuff like that. Dude, Betsy Ross was a trip.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Dude her Tim Dillon. But like these people like weren't
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: really like like they were a part of the festival.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: But it seemed more like they just like had to
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: stop there on their tour that they were like actively
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: doing because they all only did like one night and
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: they did at a theater, like they didn't.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Do Dude, I thought everyone was in Nashville.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seemed that way.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: See, like everyone was in nash Vegas.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Apparently there's another festival going on in Nashville right now.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: That's tough, yeah, competing festivals. Yeah, it's the season, bro,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: festival season.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Mark Norman was there. Love that, Yeah, he's really funny.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Where'd you go out?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Did you go out on Rainy or Sixth Street?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't really go out much like we because most
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: of you didn't eat anything.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: He didn't go out much. You didn't watch any comedy.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: What did you do? What did you do?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: The whole time?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: They I would go out, but like the shows would
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: be like you'd have shows until late at night, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: then everyone would go to this place called Anton's where
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: one of the like, which was one of the comedy
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: clubs but it's like a rock Paul and then uh
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: rock hall, yeah out and then you would like go
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: upstairs there and they would have like drinks and food
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: for like all the people a part of the festival.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: So then I'd usually just go there and then go home.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: But one night we went to this place called Hotel Vegas,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: which was awesome.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: That's where I did that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Video, the part of my take video. Oh that was sweet. Yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Oh that looked like it was like, uh, was that
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: unlike a roof or something like that. No, dude, that's
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: like what a lot of the bars look like there,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: like outside, and it feels like you're at like a
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: mini music festival. Yeah, it was nice. It was awesome.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: It's just nice that it's all outside like that, and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: there's like.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Food trucks and like like little small pop up bars everywhere, and.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: You didn't get any good food in any of the
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: food trucks.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Why dude, I went to But then I was like,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: how long is it gonna be in there? Like twenty minutes?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: And I was like, all right, never twenty minutes. I
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: was just twenty minutes out. That's a super standard wait time.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: You're twenty minutes at a bar. Like at a bar,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna stand
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: at the food truck for twenty minutes, so.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Just get a beer and fucking sit there for a second.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Twenty minutes, sit there for a second. What do you
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: have to do?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: You weren't doing anything. I was with Mike, so he
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: could have wait.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: No, there was where it was weird. He was with
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: a bunch of other people. What I was just like
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: looking for something quick.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I was rodding solo for like a week. Was it
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: like a find yourself a week?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: No, dude, I I mean it was mostly like mostly
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I would I did my shows and then I would
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: like sleep in super late, and then I feel like
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I would wake up and I would have to just
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: go do my shows again. I mean, dude. By the
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: last night, I was like, like I felt so shitty
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: because I just like couldn't drink anymore, but I had
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: to drink or else they would have sucked on stage. Ye.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I was super anxious. The third night, I had a
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: really bad hangover and I was getting the jitters up
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: on stage, but luckily I pulled through and ended up crushing.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Mike said, your Trump impression was fucking hilarious, he.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Said to the little crowd work fucking murdered. CD work
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: is such a hack. What do you mean?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: And it's so easy, like like attack to do crowd work,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: or it's like a life hack or like like.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I like saw some kid with like a cast on
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: in the front row or a sling, and I just
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: like asked, what happened to his arm?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Would you beat up? Were you beaten off?
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Beating off too hard? Exactly?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Fucking idiot.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: The crowd just goes nuts.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so easy, it's bullshit.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean obviously there's like people that do
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: like easy crowd work, and then there's people that are.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Good at it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: What do you guys fucking each other? Yeah? So how
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: long have you guys been together? Oh? First date? Uh?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Oh awkward? This is awkward as fuck. She's pissed.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Have you eaten her pussy yet?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: But I am your god.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: It was really fun.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: What was your best crowd work joke? It's not like
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you're burning a joke casting.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Next time I see a guy with the cast row,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: do you want me.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: To sign that where some money?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Someday? It was I will say it was cool. Like
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: notice like seeing myself improve throughout the week.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like you're like actually going through something
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: or like I would like.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: To like I want to like, I'm honestly gonna see
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: if I can do some spots like tonight if I can,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: because I'd like to keep it going.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, you got the itch. That's what I want
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: from you.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really fun, and uh, I need you
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: to push yourself. The shows were awesome.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I need you to push yourself.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: What motivates you?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Tyler. Tyler wants to
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: push you too, Dude. I'm trying to hold one end
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: of this sling shot. Tyler's gonna hold the other, so
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Alwa's gonna pull you back and we're gonna launch the fuck.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Out of you. Dude.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: It's my job to make you guys look.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Like Yeah, what motivates you?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Dude? Answer Tyler, stop being evasive. I feel like we're
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: your parents treking money. Yeah yeah, okay, and so what's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the best way to make money? Roth Ira.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably selling drugs.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's not fucking long term sustainable with
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: your skill set. Fucking cracking jokes is the best way
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: to make money. And the best way to crack jokes
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: is to get out and crack more jokes. And the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: best way to crack more jokes is to write a bunch. Dude, Right,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: try stuff.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying it. I need to turn, flip it,
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: reverse it. I need more new material because I feel
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: like I've already got this like ten minutes down pretty
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: uh solid. Also, it was awesome because it's only like
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: seven minute sets for like the whole time this Sometimes
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: you would do eight, but that made me feel like
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I would because I had like a tight like it
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: was really like tight, like there was no like dead
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: time in between.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: You just whipping through it. Super familiar with it. Yeah,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: here's the suggestion bar stuff from the pot. So remember
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: that stuff about the Cleveland pipeline or whatever the fuck
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. Yeah, dude, talk about putting pooping people's
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: butts or whatever. Will play.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: That's not hacked. Yeah, I know, I know I gotta
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: start up, but I just always do, like as soon
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: as we as soon as the record button goes off,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I will literally never remember what we talk about ever again.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: To work on memory, then you'll be the same exact thing. Yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: but I don't care. I'm not trying to fucking mind
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 28:05
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  Speaker 1: I was happy to hear you didn't say that you
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  Speaker 1: were a Celtics fan because you're actually a Sixers fan.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well, actually that's not true. Aren't the
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Celtics doing good this year? No, the Sixers are doing good.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Celtics are a wagon bro.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a big Celtics fan.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: No, a wagon has in there a fucking rickety old
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: fucking car. I know, I know what a wagon no,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: But wagons aren't good, dude. Fucking cars move faster than wagons.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Tractor trailers are better than fucking wagons.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, crash, But if wagons cries, nothing really happen.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes it does. It takes eighteen hours to fucking
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• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Oh about to Sweetland the night?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, dude.
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  Speaker 9: You see who the officials are, Bro Scott exactly, Scott Foster.
• 30:05
  Speaker 9: Oh you know Scott Foster's fucking in the building. Yeah, fucked,
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  Speaker 9: you're a big time fact.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm about to go down for the Sixers
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  Speaker 1: game tonight.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, dude, down the fucking Philly really? Yes, dude?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Getting are they flying you out there in the chopper?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Best way to see the city rather, you know
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: how the fuck it is, dude, I'm just gonna fucking
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: hit out there and fucking be down in twenty minutes,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: probably twenty minutes. Land on the roof of the stage stadium,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: and uh just walk downstairs watch the game from the catwalk.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, be back before the fucking players even get
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: to the locker room.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: You know how it is? Brother, Really is the best
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: way to see the city, Yeah, it is, dude.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I see there's like eighteen helicopters up at any second,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Like anytime I look out like my window from their
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: city's way more over Manhattan, way more than right over Manhattan.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I would say so eighteen Simultaneously, I think I was
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: being a little generous.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Then, dude, there's like probably eighteen planes over Manhattan. Like
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: as we speak, have you I'll show you this, dude,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: let me show you this app.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: No, it is crazy how many planes there are. And
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: that does give me great peace when I'm about to
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: when I start fearing for my life as there's a
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: slight jostle as we go through a single cloud, and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I start the fucking caffeine is really? What does it
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: to me? Look at this, I mainline some caffeine on
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: a plane. I get scared.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: These are all the active flights right now in America.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, these are all the sites of the mass
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: shootings that have happened.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Look, let's zooming on Manhattan.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Ude.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: So maybe I was wrong, but how many about.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Currently there's a current there's currently three helicopters. Uh oh, three, four, five,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: five or five, six, seven, seven helicopters and like two planes.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You have a ride.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Now, planes move fast.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: I'll run a helicopter.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: You won't.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I bet you will. I bet you will.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'll walk before you take a.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I bet you'll take a helicopter.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Helicopters sound like they would be so scary.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he tried to rise too fast over clouds
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: over a canyon. That ship is not fucking standard.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it super foggy or something? I don't really get it,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna like talk about it. Yeah, Like,
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: what the hell does fog have to do?
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: That can't be like the Like it's probably cool to
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: be in the private jet, but like physically being on
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: the private jet, I'd.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Be like, oh, dude, apparently don't like straight up when
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: they take off, Yeah, yeah, like a rocket's yeah, and
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: they even have seatbelts, Like you're like half people are
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: facing the other direction or are they just sliding down
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: the plane?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're liking a magic bullet and you get like
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: shaken up in there.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not even afraid of flying, but like that terrifies me.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: No, I don't like on small planes.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: That you strap in and the g fours fucking like
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: knocks you out.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: What would Dave do if I was like having a
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: panic attack on the private jet? I don't know. Jesus
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: sasas Jesus Sasquatch.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: First time sash fucking Sasquatch.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Can drop him off at the cuckoo bin. He would say,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: some ship like that was so funny when he called
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: in to the Yak and he was like, believe it
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: or not, one of the few employees he's not out
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: in and out of the cuckoo bin every week.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: The cuckoo bit is a hilarious way to fucking put it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think on the private jet he has
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: to be the uh, the bravest. He has to be
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the bravest boy on the private jets. So if everybody
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: else is freaking out, I do feel better when other
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: people around me are freaking out and they.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Look to me on the private jets.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Frankie Barelly, what are you about to say? Frankie
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Brell has definitely been scared. I mean I've been scared,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: but I like I hold it in the right way
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: because the business peoples is scared. As he stopped playing
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: go Down. Oh yeah, private jet.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Private jet pilots do they they just like they get
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: their license, like for after like a thirteen minute tutorial
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: video on how to fly.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: One day, we were like we were flying back from
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: a fucking Nor'east, or we were flying back from like
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: a Florida Georgia rough and rowdy, like Florida played Georgia
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and football that day and there was a rough and
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: rowdy and they're like, we like, we got like there's
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: like two storms. We got a fifteen minute pocket that
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: we're gonna try to get in between.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, I feel like they have
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: like way less because they're not like account like me.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Obviously they they can probably get in trouble, but it's
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: not like they work for a massive like airline. It
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: was a nor'easter.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Dude, we were going, you're flying and then we would
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: just drop like a full hundred feet.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Those guys are definitely super cocky. Oh yeah, we're just
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: gonna We're just gonna squeeze right through here. Should be fine.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, are we gonna be okay? And they're like, oh,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: it'll be uncomfortable, but nothing to worry about. Meanwhile, like
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the people were dropping so much that people were standing
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: up in there as the fucking drops happened.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: That was crazy. It was it was rough. It was terrified.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I haven't had a flight with tur with like bad
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: turbulence in a while. I think the last time I
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: had one that was really bad was Kansas City. Yeah,
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: you got work, like.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: If there's like bumps and stuff.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: I was telling Nick this, Like just look at the
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: flight attendants, Like if they're not freaking out, they do
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: this every single day.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's pretty scared.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Huh. Nick gets really scared. I don't know why he
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: doesn't get real medication though he takes like fifteen advil PMS.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I think he's like, dude, that's just making you. Yeah
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: this morning, Like, Bro, that pussy ship in the morning,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: He's got to get on some fucking out of vans. Dude,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I don't have any fly like I don't like it
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: used to be like if I had to fly like
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: a week in advance, I would be having like night terrors.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: That's like that's like fragile to be like to be
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: getting there that early and having that much fear to process.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's like, uh, I don't know. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: feel like that's like a house of cards. Like I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: want my boy Nick to to fucking iron that that
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: little wrinkle out.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Also, I'm I'm uh, I'm lying, I'm laying off the
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: out of Vans. I'm like, I cured my flight anxiety.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Really only took half of one yesterday. Usually I take
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: one and a half.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Really damn half a tab avadavan, Bro.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: So tired. No, dude, I think I'm gonna quit weed
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: right now. I was so tired, and I felt like
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: if I took what I usually take, I would like
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: probably not make it onto the plane. You would have
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: been that zunked out. Yeah, and I was. I soon
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I took half and as soon as I got I
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: didn't even I wasn't even awake for the plane taking off.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: It's just not scary anymore, though, huh.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, once you fly a lot, like it gets
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: less scary, and.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like you've been rationalizing it. You've been like
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: going through all the shit in your uh my notes,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: your notes, your fucking documentaries, your apps about where how
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: many flights are in the air, Like that's pretty calming
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that there's that many commercial flights and none of them
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: most of them aren't crashing.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: But now really it's like none of them.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: It's really that you're just scared of death.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: No, it's not even that I've said this a thousand times.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I would rather get like shot in the head point
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: blank than dieing plane crash. Yeah, you're dying for like
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: five for like fifteen minutes straight. Spooky. It's not just
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: like unless it's like what happened the other week with
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: that plane in China. It's like, it's not it's not
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: just a direct nose dive.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Wait, you saw they found the fucking thing.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it killed himself. Yeah yeah, which is exactly what
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I said, best case scenario. How's that best case scenario
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: because it's not a threat to other people. Oh yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I guess it's true. I mean it kind of is.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I think they're like adding new laws, like for like
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: mental health screening in China.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Dude, we love planes, Yeah, yeah, we love talking about
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: flight on this podcast. Yeah, it's one of the greatest marvels.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like people can act like they'd
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: be tired of flight or something like that, but it's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: actually a marvel it is. It's fucking marvelous.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: It's fantastic.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: There was a dude on my flight yesterday who was
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: talking to the flight attendant for like an hour about
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: the plane. It's like, this is a really beautiful aircraft.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: This is the seven three seven. It's like I'm a
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: big fan. And it was like, oh man, I was like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: that's like me. But at least I don't do that
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: in public.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Like she did not give a fuck you just tell,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: like the hundreds of thousands of people listening to your podcasts.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're not real.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I can't see that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: They don't.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Actually, they can just see me. Yeah, I don't have
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: to see their reaction. I don't have to see the
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: disgusted creep onto their face.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Now they love it too, I fucking love it.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I flew out to uh Chicago this week. It was
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: fucking it was sweet.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, how was that? It was funny? You
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: guys lost, right, yeah, we lost in the final.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: We put up numbies, but like Frank the Tank is
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: a buzzsaw. Yeah, Frank the Tank.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Beat us to. That video was so fucking funny when
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: he said the battle rap, no, no, no, the one
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: when you were like this could all be yours, Frank,
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: and He's like, yes it could. It turned out to
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: be looking out into a theater of like a thousand people.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: The VIC, dude, the VIC is like one of the
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I think it's like kind of a historic venue in Chicago.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: And Frank the Tank is just like literally stumbling through
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: like nervous.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Of course, not well, I think he was really nervous
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: for the one in uh Los Angeles. Yeah, in LA
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I think he was very nervous for what wasn't he
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: the boy doesn't feel nerves No, I think he was. No,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: he doesn't, Yeah he does. That was a little more
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: overwhelming because he had to like walk through the crowd.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: And like it was all like the dude, he made
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: a fucking hockey shot through the fucking like tiny ass
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: sliver and a Devil's game in front of twenty thousand people.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Devil we might as well Devil's minor league, which still
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: has five thousand people, which is five times as many
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: people as were there the other night.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not putting Frank down. I was just asking if
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: he was nervous. He doesn't get nervous. I think he
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: was nervous for the one in Chicago.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: He's Michael Jordan of METZ Trivia.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Dude A dozen rocks.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: It's like WWE storylines for trivia, like when you guys
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: are doing the bad Boys stuff like this is awesome.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: And people actually are like, dude, fuck those fucking guys, yeah,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: fuck those losers, and then like uh, like someone will
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: get an answer right in the crowd and he'll be
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: like yeah, he'll stand up as if someone did a
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: fucking buzzer beater, fucking half court shot?
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: How was it being in front of the how was
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: it being like have you ever been in an a
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: theater like that? Like been in front of that many people?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, don't fucking play me, bro, When what are
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: What like?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: What?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: What did you do the ahead of theater that big?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Like multiple battle rafts?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Thousand people?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Damn?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Then like two and a half thousand. Where's at this
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Nova Scotia one?
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, dude? The one of the venues we did this?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I did this week fucking pop punk dude, thousands of people?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about And I feel like singing
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: is not as scary as battle rap.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing is, bro, nothing is.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I did, uh this this venue called the Parish, which
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: was like four hundred people and that I was like
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: shitting my pants for that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you just did three hundred the other night.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I now, how how big was it in Austin? One
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Did you say this was like four hundred?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh? The Parish wasn't all yeah?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Oh? And it was spooky yeah, I mean it was
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: like the base but then there was like a balcony
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: and I was like, damn, but it was awesome. I crushed.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I got a big old. I think that was like
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: the most people that were there to see me went
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: to that show, which was sick.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Do you think that you'll ever walk around on stage? Yeah?
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I walked around, do you Yeah? I don't as much.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: The first time I ever did it, I was literally
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: just pacing back and forth the entire time. And then
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: I like saw the footage and I was like, yeah,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: I need to not do that, But now I'm pretty
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: still do.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Uh how much of a showman are you?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Do?
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: You do? You do it?
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: How like one direction and shit dode no how they
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: just like sprint to like a side of the stage
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: and like pridefully about this.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Definitely not you should know.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: That's how like Kevin Hart does it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's also because he's at Arenas. Chris Rock
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: also Arenas fucking Bargot see bro th fucking Man of Galco.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Bro Dude, I can't imagine doing a show at a theater.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: I would be so fucking scared.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Sow DC Young Fly does it, Yeah they do. I
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: think those dudes do arenas a theater would be spooky
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: to you, so scary why because there's just levels of
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: people or it's just that many.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: People, just so many people.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Why does it matter at some point?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Like who? What is it? I mean so many reasons.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Why because it's scarier?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: How is it scarier though it's the same materials.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like less is more because you're like looking.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: At like, yeah, I feel like seventy five people is
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: more intimidating because you get like a personalized interaction from
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: all the people, from everybody.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's true. I was listening to Mark
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Norman was talking about it, and he was saying that
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: because he just did a theater before coming to one
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: of the shows, and he said that, like when you
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: make a joke in a theater, especially if it's like
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: a dark joke or something like that, it's a lot
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: easier for it to like hit because like people see
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: everyone laughing and they're like, oh, I guess this is funny.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: You're at like a small club, some people.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Will be like, that's not funny, Like it doesn't catch on. Yeah,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And that that's not funny is what everybody hears throughout
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: the entire crowd. Probably, Yeah, that shit's not fucking funny, dude,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: what the fuck the fuck are you talking about?
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Dude? There was one show that I did that was
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: really bad. Bomb was anyone there? But everyone was bombing,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: so I didn't really care.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Weird, like half the people were sitting, half people were
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: standing in the back crowd. Also one of the shows,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: the first show that I did that Mike came to.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Uh literally it felt like I was at an open
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: mic right Brooklyn. Why because, dude, the people's sensibilities of
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: the people, the people that were running the show you support,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: are they.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Wearing overalls, because that's a telltale sign.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: No.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: But you know how like when you come to like
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: when you go to a comedy show, they go and
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: they sit you down. Yeah, like they put you in
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: a row. They just didn't do that. They just had
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: people check in and then everyone was just standing at
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: the bar. And the lights at this place were so
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: usually you can see like at least the first few
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: rows of people, I could barely see people in the
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: front row. And then I'm just looking at a bunch
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: of empty chairs. So I'm like, there's like three people here.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: They felt like there were three people or yeah, but
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: then they were just all in the back talking at
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: the bar. That's way worse. It was terrible.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: You got to fucking chastise those people. You got to
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: castigate a motherfucker. Hey, yo, doing my job up here? Yeah, yeah, sorry,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: this is my job.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Do you know those dudes Chad and JT?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: No, No, who are they?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: They're like LA guys. But I saw them and the
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: JT dude was fucking hilarious. He crushed comedians. Yeah, but
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: they do like videos, you know. Have you ever seen
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: the video of those guys like the in the pandemic
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: walking around LA with a box of masks trying to
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: give people masks?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Was it like a prank? Are you talking about Joshi Crocs?
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: What are their names?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Chad and JT?
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've definitely seen these guys.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, they were going Fox News and shit.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah they were very funny. Yeah, those dudes are funniest fuck.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: JT had some one joke about like like getting beers,
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Like actually, I don't want to.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Spoil the joke, but he was so sounds hilarious though
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: About it was like a I'm not gonna say, I'm
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: not gonna say his material.
• 45:06
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• 45:08
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• 45:11
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• 45:13
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• 45:14
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• 45:16
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• 45:19
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• 45:21
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• 45:23
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• 46:01
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• 46:08
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• 46:11
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• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Bock while you're out there? No, but I did have
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• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Why did you have a shiner bock? Why did you
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• 46:43
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• 46:46
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• 46:52
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• 47:47
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• 47:51
  Speaker 1: my eyeballs.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Would you ever get contacts?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: What are you? A perfect vision and you're not a
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: pilot or a fucking rifleman.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Hell, you still haven't gone shooting, fucking waste.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: We haven't gone away, we haven't gone anywhere.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: But when are we going away again?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: It's time for some neighborhood each my man. Yeah, maybe Vegas, Vegas.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: That's what I was gonna say, because Aus is gone
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: all week and basically me and oh and a little
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: peep behind the curtain.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, break it down, Tyler.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Every week I have the same conversations with people that
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: we need to do more because right now, like they
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: look at boyd at as one hour a week, So
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: my job is to make Boydad bigger.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Than the one hour a week.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Shot.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, Tyler, So I'd.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Go to Vegas if this is a thing that's actually
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: happening because my people are gone.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: And by my people, I mean they can give it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're well, we're also your people.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: No, I know, like you guys are still here, so
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to cash them as much as they can
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: write now.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don standing like we have that behind the scenes
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: video coming.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Out for Huge Huge. That'll be fun as far trying
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: to bank some stuff bank and shit. Yeah, if we
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: go to Vegas, I don't know what the food would
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: be though for Neighborhood each but we're calling that fight
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: on his own Mescaline. We're just trying Molly from going
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: to pool parties. We're here at neighborhood. I'm off some
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: of this pink cloud Molly at the.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I think mescaline is some like old ass. I only
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: know it from fear and living in Las Vegas.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Some old ass drug sounds.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Looking it up Tyler, Yeah you know if you're watching
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: the sent.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just a psychedelic essentially similar.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've probably done it. Probably probably did it at
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: fucking Bonnaroo back in the day. Oh yeah, fucking love
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: love to get on the farm. Take some fucking take
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: some mescaline down to burning Man.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: We should go to Burning Man.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: This ride a bike fucking sixty miles straight in the desert.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: That ship watching Like I remember one of my friends
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: in high school, probably like right when we started, like
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: right when they all started smoking weed, was like, yo, Dade,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: we gotta go to Burning Man when we're older. And
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I looked it up and I was like, damn, this
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: look so fucking boring.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: It's intense too. It's like intensely boring.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just like it's just like a bunch of
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: like you're in the middle of nowhere and it's like
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: a bunch of like big ass like a light up
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: like sculpture that's just like moving around.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, whoa, what the fucking Like a guy rides
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: by and like a bicycle with the top hat and
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: he's got like goggles on or some ship like that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Like the one with like the massive back wheel and
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: the tiny front wheel, and he's like low key like
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: a tech bro. Yeah, he's like a programmer, but he
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: just like and like a serial killer.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets a fat beard and just like serial
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: kills girls he meets on Tinder.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: If I was a serial killer, I'd go to Burning Man. Yeah,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: no one would ever find those bodies.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: In the middle of the desert. Just drag someone out.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Everybody's just on bikes like coverboards.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not gonna say say it. You could probably
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: get away with killing every single person at Burning Man
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: and no one would find out. Like, wow, you know,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: we haven't heard of anybody, why even would notice that
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: they went missing.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: They're definitely like loking up towards that shit is definitely
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: low key satanic in a way. They're just like shaping
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: their camp in the in the shape of a pentagram.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Like you have to give up your phone, you can't
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: say hi to anybody, you can't fucking connect to anybody
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: back home. But then people are just like yeah, like
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: met some dude and like hopped in his helicopter and
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: we just went back to fucking Silicon Valley for like
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: three weeks. Dude, Burning Man lifestyle. Yeah, people love that shit.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Though we should go. No, I would never go.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Actually we should go. We should do comedy out there.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I think you would be give me anxiety being out
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: deep out out that deep in the middle of nowhere.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: No toilets.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: That's the worst part by far, not for them.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: They probably just rub the shit into their ass. It
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: feels so I feel like one with God.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah enough poop talk my dog.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel free right now. They had the Burning
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Man while they're on like seventy five tabs of acid.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're definitely own that different shit. Maybe Molly. Maybe
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: they're on the Molly too much. It's too much music.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Though.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how some people's brains just allow them
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: to like not sleep for several days on end. Just
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: how I do it, dude, I just go hard.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about that this week when I was like,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I was drinking and it was like my third night drinking,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, I like I can't fucking
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: do this. Like I was like, I'm gonna be like,
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna start having a drinking problem if I drink
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: like this. And then I was like, literally every kid
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: my age drinks like six days a week, and I
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: was like, I can't even drink like two nights in
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: a row without like having like an existential crisis.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very normal too, Yeah, but but even
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: more normal, like or that's normal. I feel like drinking
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: six days a week at your age, especially at any age,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: people fucking.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Drink, people must just feel bad always.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: But also, like being alive feels bad, and people are
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: just trying to like dull that sense, like people would
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: people drink for a fucking reason, dude, Like people are
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: trying to feel good, like life, being alive doesn't always
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: just feel good automatically. Like people aren't just drinking because
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: they want to like hurt themselves.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Well obviously some are, though I think it was there's
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: nothing better than after drinking, like after drinking like that
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: for a long weekend and then like waking up one
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: morning and not being hungover.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah was that today for you?
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: And just feel so good? Yeah? Yeah, it's skipping around
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: in my apartment.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Just doing cartwheels and shit.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I mean yet, dude, I slept.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Running up on the wall like a fucking Ninja warrior.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: I slept for like fifteen hours. Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I went to bed at like two and like woke
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: up this you have to sometimes. I know it is
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: a great feeling though after being sick for a while
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: and then like you get like a morning or like
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: if you have like some kind of pain or kicks in. Yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: and like you just don't like feel bad for a
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: day or something like that. You're like life is incredible.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, birds are chirping and sun shining on you. Yeah,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: just like a little bit of sun. You have to
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: facts get some good ass music in your headphones. You're
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a fucking Carlton.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: That's dead ass.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: That's dead ass, dude. You fucking start feeling good. You
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: have a bag old dude, life is good as you
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: have some worder, you're hydrated, You're fucking have a little
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: bit of buzz because there was poppy seeds on your
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: bagel and you have this opium high going fucking light oaped.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Oak type ship. Looks like you need some more.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Sweep, my dog.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: I need a fucking red bull.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Looks like you need to fucking rest up, dude, I
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: need another bullski his passover still going on?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: They could just wrap is it? It's a wrap on passover?
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Happy passover?
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Ude.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Congratulations you guys made it. That's a rap.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: How about Ramadan?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Is Ramanon still kicking?
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: It's whacked at the fucking Celtics things that they're beat
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: in Brooklyn.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: And Jalen's doing the same thing, but he's dropping twenty
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: five a game.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: No, that's bullshit, dude. Kyrie's doing it harder. Jalen's probably
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: got the IV. He's probably off the liquid IV at
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: all times. Kyrie is just fucking doing it. Dude.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: What are they not drinking water?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: They're fasting during the US the fast during all the daytime.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like when the sun goes down you can
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: like eat, so like Kyrie will like start the game
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: not eating all day, drinking water and then he'll get
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: sopped out in the first quarter and have a couple
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: of bananas and like fruit like vegetables on the bench.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Like nobody's talking about the Jaylen Brown's doing the exact same.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: And we're never and we're not gonna talk about it,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: all right, We're not go I want to talk about it,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: all right, Cut this out, dude.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe they should like fly, they should take a helicopter
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: to a city with like a different time zone.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they should, honestly, yes.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: There's not really anywhere that would be darker than here.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Or at a few time traveled. But Ramadan kareem to
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: all my fucking to everyone who fucking celebrates Dude, Ramadan kareem.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: You should fly out to London, ead.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Ramadan, Yeah, he should go out out to London, get
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: a nice burger in him. They don't even have burgers
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: in London. All they have is chutney. Bro. Yeah, all
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: they have is Indian food and cod. They exclusively have
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Indian food. Dude, why are there?
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Why is it?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Whenever you watch The Great British Bakeoff, there's some incredible Indian,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: fucking Indian bakers on there. You've never even seen the
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Great British Bakeoff.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Guess I have. It's where they go in like they
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: there all in those like big as tents.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: It's just one tent. Bro, I knew you hadn't seen it.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Food. I've seen it. My mom loves that show. It's coming.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I also started watching the show where the Japanese two
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: year olds go on Errand's.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I've never seen that.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: It is absolute cracked, ude. I watched so many episodes
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: of it. I guess I was just rippling the episodes
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: were from like twenty thirteen, like a while ago. But
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: it's just like a four year old and they'll be
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: like time for you to be a big boy, Like
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta go drop off. Dad's like fucking close to
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: the drive and the kid will just fucking walk and
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: be like all right, and they'll just like pick up
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: a rock and like.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Just batch the rock for like five hours. It's fucking incredible.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: I gotta watch that. I need a new show to watch.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: The trailer is a five year old I like an
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: interstate highway in like a very busy highway, like literally
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: five years old.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: I think that's the premise of the video. And he
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: has to go.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Grocery shop for his family while he's crossing the highway to.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Get to the grove and he just has like a
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: flag that he crosses with. I want to see the
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: episode where the kid gets smoked, because it had I mean,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say that was extended cut.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: They die half the.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Time, stopping shop closes in thirty minutes. Hurry the fuck up.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: That's really what it's like though.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: That's why it's like stop.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Two years old to five years old, which having a
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: two year old doo any of this is crazy.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: The Japanese do not care if their kids die.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: That's such like a funny ass like premise.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a hilarious cultural like we're.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Just gonna have these kids go buy groceries and we're
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: gonna make millions of dollars off of it.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It's way sweeter than like the way that American parents
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: raise their kids that like you'll know their kids are
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: just like breastfeeding until they're fifteen in America. Like you're
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: never gonna go to the grocery store alone. You can't
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: even like sit in the car alone outside the grocery
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: store without someone like bursting the window.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: And being like, child, who's doing this to the fucking kids?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: That's so true, and it's like a fucking two year old.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: I remember being in the car when I was younger
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: and like my mom left me in the car to
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: go to the grocery store and I was like not.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I was in like middle school or some shit, and
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: people were like not, someone like knock, this is not okay?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Is he okay? And I was like, whose kid is this?
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: They thought I was like burning alive in there.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But back in the day, it would be like hey,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: like get out of the house for like, yeah, you
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: gotta leave. I don't care where you go, just fucking
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: go somewhere.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: That's so crazy that he used to be like that.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sweet, and I guess it still is
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: like that in Japan. That's a fucking salute to the
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Japanese homies. Dude, Happy rama on to everybody in Japan.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Dude. I celebrate ram but we got to get to Japan. Dude,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: we have to.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I'm super interested, but everybody's like Asia, Huh.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: I want to go somewhere in Asia. Yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: His favorite part, like place he's ever visited was jan
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: It's probably sweet as fuck.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: It's like an island is like Hawaii, with like beautiful coastlines,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: incredible culture, great food. Fucking we got military bases there
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: from World War Two, so they can't fucking touch us.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: They can't do ship to us. Fucking Okinawa.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: One of my friends from one of my my my
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: friend from Denver, his roommate Gray went to he was
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: he went to Asia.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: His roommate's named Gray. Yeah, Gray, Gray, like the color.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: He went to Asia for like three months before the pandemic.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: He was supposed say there for a year and he
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: said that like you would go out. I forget where
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: it was exactly, but he said he would go out
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: and get like a full meal and like drinks and
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: he would be like four dollars really yeah, fuck yeah,
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: we should go some good ass noodles. I would love
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: to get some like real ass noodles.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, as opposed to these fake fucking American noodles. Dude,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I want that fake fucking tired of them ever Italian food,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: which is a lot of homemade, handmade Italian shit.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: I want handmade noodles.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck yes, it pisses me off. So I'm going to
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: this Italian place on Saturday in Philly called Raus, the
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: oldest Italian restaurant in America.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Oh I think I know this. Yeah, you're familiar with
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: the restaurant that's my buddy said, that's like the one
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: that's the restaurant that he wants to go to like
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: more than anywhere really in the country.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, it is sweet, but I'm I'm afraid that
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: their YOKEI is not handmade because the shapes of the
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: yoki are fucking like ribbed. They're like the kind that
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: you just pour out of a fucking frozen Yoki container.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, they when they roll it, there's like a thing
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: and it makes it look.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Like that, it makes every one of them look like that.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: They taste it a little bit too uniform to be like,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I want to kick in the door
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: of the fucking kitchen.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Ask just ask me, like, are these handmade? But they'll
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: lie to me. They won't.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: They're They're not gonna be like, yeah, these are actually
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: frozen at the oldest Italian restaurant in America.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm afraid they're lying. I feel like
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: you can tell I know, and I tried them. I
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: mean this is granted, this is some years ago, but
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: the last time I tried them, I was like, dude,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know, these don't taste like they're fucking freshly made.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: And nobody likes yoke more than me.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Nobody.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta do Yoki tuesdays.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I know, maybe ever else. Yeah, but them rolling some
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: sweet ass pasta. That's why we gotta get to Japan.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: They would never have some fake ass handmade.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Shit ever, And they probably make it in like two minutes.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: And they're like everybody eats eel and shit, everybody's just
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: like crushing fish there.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, shark. Yeah, everyone's just eating shark. Well. Yeah,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: they have that beach where you could just kill kill dolphins. Yeah,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: they have a beach that incredible pour oil into the water.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Those dolphins are convicts that they're killing those Those are
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: the bad dolphins, all right, they're not killing any good dolphins.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: They have a beach there where you can rip off
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: the dolphins fins and then just throw them back in.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Just throw it on a necklace, just walk and walk around,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: really make really wholesome. It's yeah, it's actually you do
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: you It sounds fucked up, but it's not.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: It's not.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: But have you seen all these protesters are going into
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: the NBA games trying to glue their hands to the floor. No,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: all these fucking idiots for.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: What are they protesting?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: They're protesting the owner of the Timberwolves.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: I believe it.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Started a Memphis with Peter for the Memphis Minnesota.
• 1:01:48
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• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Then they took it to Minnesota right for those games.
• 1:01:52
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• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: slab a bunch of glue or like chain themselves to
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: like the basket pretty discretion and then like next thing,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: you know, the game interrupts for like twenty seconds because
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: the security is assaulting some lady because she rushed the
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: court with glue in her hand for in the name
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: of peda.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: It's all these wild eyed.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Bitches because they have like animal mascots.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: It's no, it's because they The owner owns a chicken
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: farm and there was I think a uh, like some
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: kind of like bird flu outbreak under one of his
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: flocks of chickens, so he had to like kill all
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you had to kill like the chicken, and I think
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: the way they killed it was some kind of like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: heat like uh.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: But it's like you have to kind of smart it
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: probably like kills the disease too.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you have to kill out like I
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: think you just have to like cinch off a fucking
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: the bloodline of the chicken and fucking just like be done.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: You're just like no more chicken from that flock.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Going to be a rough day on the farm.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: They're also all killing all the other chickens in the fox.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is anything like yeah, but like a mass execution.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: They just throw a grenade in there honestly, Yeah, it
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: would be sweet to just go in there with like a.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Fellow, or like a video game or some ship where
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: you just kill all the fucking chickens with H one
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: N one. I would play that game. If you're just
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: going through blasting chickens. That's more wholesome than like irregular
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: buck hunter, a fucking deer that's done nothing. These are
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: going to fucking poison the entire stock.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Sounds like the airport scene in Modern Warfare.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Too, of course, dude, I fucking love that scene.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Remember, no Russian Have you ever seen that? No, It's
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: like one of the most fucked up things. I remember
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: playing it when I was like in like fifth grade,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: and you just walk into an airport and you're just
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: shooting chicken. You're just shooting everybody in the airport. It's
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: like a mission in the game. Are they trying to
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: kill you? I don't know. I don't think so. Civilian civilians,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: they're going through security.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: My goodness.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that game came out so like.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: A target demo was such young people for that game
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: to just yeah, totally trauma.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: It's just a mass shooting.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of funny looking back at it, but
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: like I used to love going home, Like firing up
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: of two just to take out anything that walks into the.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Campaign in that game is crazy.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: It's probably healthy at some level. It's like gotta be
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: kind of wholesome, just or.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: They don't doubt they make campaigns like that anymore. They
• 1:04:13
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• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: and they were like, this is because of video games.
• 1:04:19
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• 1:04:21
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• 1:08:23
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I probably would have saved a bunch of money.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have a good time with Mike?
• 1:08:29
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• 1:08:32
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• 1:09:21
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• 1:09:24
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• 1:09:27
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• 1:09:52
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• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: deep collar. It was just wild, like it was just wide. Yeah.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: The caller like was like going to my.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: Like this.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: I was like what Why the fuck would I ever
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: wear that? Yeah, you're dumb motherfuckers. I had to emailed
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: the company that makes them. Stupid fuck I was like,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: rethink everything.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I have a lot of Twitter followers, So
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: unless you make these these callers correct, I'm about to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: put your ship on blasts exactly six your callers. Have
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: you ever done that about an airline or like a company? Like, uh,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: if you guys ever think about using fucking.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I did that actually like a couple of days
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: ago with what company? Price line? They fucked me so hard,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: so bad? How so so? Yeah, I actually did lose
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: money going to Austin.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: How did they fuck you?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Dude? I booked a flight like a couple of days
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: in advance. I get an email like an hour before
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to bed. My flight's at ten am the
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: next morning, and they're like, there's been a change made
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: to your reservation. No, no, nothing, nothing about what the
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: change was or if the flight They're like they're like
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: they're like, either there's been a change or your flight
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: was canceled. That's it. And I'm like, well that's pretty vague,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Like I can't be shown up to my flight tomorrow,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: like knowing like what would the change have been or
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: if it was canceled. So I call price Line and
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: the airline like one hundred times, no one's giving me
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: an answer. Eventually, I go on and I cancel the flight.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: I get a call back from like someone like high
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: up at price Line, like the the actual people that call,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: like the actual line. Well yeah, and they're like, Hi,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: so we just want to let you know your flight
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: has been canceled. We weren't able to fill your requests.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: At this point, had already gotten a new ticket, which
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: was like one thousand dollars damn. And and they're like
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, all right, it sounds good. They're like,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: you'll get a refund. I get to Boston. I get
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: an email from price Line, how was your flight to Austin?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: No way, I'm getting no. I so I had a ticket?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: Wait what don't you think that's like an automated message
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: they just send whoever bought tickets the.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: No because they would have it wouldn't. I wouldn't have
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: gotten that message if I didn't have a ticket. They
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: were like, how was your flight to Austin?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Did you get the money back?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: And I never will Price Line You've made a powerful
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: enemy today.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: And they DMed me and they were like, Hi, how
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: can we help you? When I was replied and said
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: fuck you, And then they replied again and they were
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: like okay, I'm They're like, we can have a conversation,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: but let's keep things like approach. Yeah.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, we're gonna elevate this. You know this
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: is being recorded? Yeah? Literally, do they know we're gonna
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Charlie headbow their offices?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Dude, I use Priceline every single time I book a flight,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: and they just and I'm like a gold member. I'm
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: a Price Line gold member, damn, and they fucked me.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: You fucked over a gold member. You made a powerful
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: enemy to the VIP. We're gonna fucking uh, We're gonna
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: distract the fuck out of you and then do the flight.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: You saw what happened to Bryce Hall.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: I spent over one thousand dollars in flights. That's why
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: I had to get I'd get a five to ten
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: flight and I had a two hour layover in Chicago
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: and then my flight home it was six hundred dollars.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: That was the cheapest option. The only direct flights were
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: over like fifteen hundred dollars.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Did you cry?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: No, But it's like why are they so expensive?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe just crying would have been a good, like emotional
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: release to kind of get it out.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: Of yourself, because I like, as soon as you buy
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: the ticket, it's like all right, no more, I can't
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: really complain about it, Like I like it's over.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's infuriating.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: It's so dude, Like flights are so fucking annoying, and
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: it's like I don't understand it. Like when I flew
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: to Denver. When I flew back from Denver the other day,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: I bought my flight the day before. It was one
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars from Denver to New York at like on
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: like Delta, it's fucking what.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta just buy everything through Delta. Delta has your back, dude. Yeah,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Delta is the best.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Delta is the best airline by a mile.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Delta is my fucking best friend.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Dude. Like, what what makes a flight one hundred dollars?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: That's like a lot, Like it's how many people are
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: on the flight. It's like how old is it?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I guess I mean, dude, but like this was probably
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: that event, right, Yeah, they're all coming back from this.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: But it was like, I mean, Denver to New York,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: it's like a four and a half hour flight. I
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: literally spent one hundred dollars. This flight was the same distance,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: but it was over a thousand dollars more.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Would you listen to on the way back? No Beec's podcast.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: I listened to the Minecraft theme music the entire way.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: I couldn't it got. I got to a point where
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: I'd been listening to music for so long, like that day,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't want to listen to anything, and.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: You just listening to the Minecraft theme That's something. Still, Yeah,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I do like to listen to nothing. Sometimes it's a
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: little more peaceful than any.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Other topics, Like words start angering me if I've listened
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: to music for a while. Dude, did you see that
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: clip from Nobec's podcast?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Now, they just like they just like go back and
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: forth to each other, and they're just like, oh Jesus Christ,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Like that's like the whole podcast is them like him
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: and the other coast just like sticking their tongues out
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: and like smiling at each other and like going like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: making cross eye faces.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: That's so bad.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sir, Those guys are falling hard.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like that's not that's not exactly what
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: podcasting is, and it probably.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Gets like a million views. Yeah, definitely doesn't do those guys.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Stuff doesn't do well anymore.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough. I mean, that's why they're fucking.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: I saw a video of h like I was on
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Snapchat and like snapch it has like the subscriptions thing
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: where it's all recommended. It's all just TikTokers, And I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: clicked on Bryce Hall's and he has like a mustache
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: like mine, like when I grow mine out. Yeah, thin
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: thin ass mustache, Like it looks like you have like
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: pubes on your face. Dude, are we about to open
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: this back up with Bryce now? But he's like, he's like,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of fucking with the stash. I feel like
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: a dad. I was like, dude, you look like you're
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: like a pre pubescent teen. You do not look like
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: a dad, much less a boy dad bro much less
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: a boy dad. Damn, dude, I can't believe he just
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: came out of Bryce like that. He said he doesn't
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: do numbers anymore. I didn't say that.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: You said he has no numbers, Todd, I did not
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: say that, and that he doesn't get any any any
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: puss and that his stash looks like a fophile hell puss.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: So I know he does numbers, but his stash impressive in.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Real life, like the whole aura of him. I'll speak
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: for you.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: This is gonna get like backlash, but there's nothing crazy
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: like just another dude.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Nah, he's the goat, bro, and you guys are pussies. Bro,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: don't fucking make me talk shit on my fucking boy. Dude,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: don't talk nasty about people if you wouldn't talk nasty
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: about that when they were here.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: He's sneaky goaded.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: He fuck.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: He's the one that said that Noah Beck's a industry
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: plant and then that's what made Noah Beck glitch and
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: start fucking sticking his tongue out. Really, yes, it's like
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: a fembot.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Dude. That's so funny that those guys are all like friends,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: but they all hate each other.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I know very California. I feel like in California people
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: love to like cattily talk shit on each other.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, being living out there must be fucking a nightmare.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Like it's under the guys of like everything's chill, but like,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: fucking shit hasn't been chilling a while.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Shit has not been chill, dude. Shit does not chill anymore.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: It would literally be like if me and you did
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: this podcast and then like on Friday, I was like, Yo,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Ron's a fucking bitch, He's an industry plant. All of
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: his ads are I was getting him all the ads,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: and then like on Monday, we're like, all right, suck, bro,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: I missed your crazy ass.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Like do a secret handshake and like touch heads with
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: each other. Fucking love you kids.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Bro, you're looking sexy at fucking those tiktoks this weekend.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she does not chill anymore. California stopped being chill
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: a fucking while ago.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: It's all all people care about in California is just fuck,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: I need fuck.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: I need fuck, I need fame. I think fame is
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: more than fuck.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, dude. Do you think people think?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Like literally everything in California revolves around people. Fucking you think?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: So?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: All?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: At least with those TikTok people, that's like all they
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: know is fuck fucking money.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: You start with that, that's how you get.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: But it's all, oh, that's how you get the fuck.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Fame is the easiest way to get the fuck.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I saw some clip of like BFFs and it's
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: like Josh Richards and like this girl like they needed
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: a guest and like some girls at his his apartment
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: already and they're like, yo, was she already there? What shot?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: Fuck?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: And it's like, dude, I mean like he's twenty and
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: she's twenty. Yeah, it gives a fuck. Like that's the
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: big that's the best. Uh, Like the most godd thing
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: you can do is fuck a lot. And the biggest
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: insult you can tell someone is like they get no pussy. Yeah,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: like you could like talk about like like you could
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: be like this politician is against climate change, Like they
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: shut down the schools and they get no pussy.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: He gets no pussy.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Did you see that dude that this morning was tweeting
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: about like how if Elon Musk owns Twitter, he doesn't
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: want to use Twitter anymore?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Who's saying that?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I looked it up. He definitely
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: gets no pussy, dude. No, but I looked him up
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: and he was like a main member of like the
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: fucking Watergate with Nixon. Bob Woodward was that what his
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: name is?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Bob Woodward was like the journalist that uh it was
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: like Woodward and Burnsteen I think were the journalists that undiscovered,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: like or.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Some dude was calling him. No, this is one of
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: the dudes that was like covering it up. Oh really yeah,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: And this guy's like tweeting like woke shit on Twitter.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: That's the people who it is. Always.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: It's like people who did some crazy shit and then
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: they're trying to like cover it up.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: He was like a man. He was like the like
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: a council member or something on the Nixon team that
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: like covered up.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Also, I don't give a fuck about Watergate.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about Watergate, but I don't
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: give a fuck about the Elon Musk shitty. I don't.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing that's gonna change. None of that like
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: really matters at all. People are arguing I was.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: I said, I was, like, this is the same people
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: that said that they were gonna delete Spotify because of
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: My mom was asking me, She's like, how do you
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: think it's gonna affect Twitter? Like what?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: There's still like a board of people. It's not like
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Elon Musk is gonna like buy Twitter and then just
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: like make it like like like four to twenty me
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: the name of it and everything. Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I don't like how he fucking body shamed Bill Gates
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: though that shot was whacked, dude. Yeah, you don't talk
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: shit about the city.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: It's like seventy At least he looks like he looks
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: like every single normal seventy. Yeah.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Do you think Bill Gates fucked up his fame by
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: not just like being on a yacht like getting sucked
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: off by a twenty year old Probably. Yeah, he's just
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: there with Melinda Gates, like he's like the.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Only guy who seems like he's like just like done
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: shit right, Like he's not like a social like Elon
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: being like a social media dude now is so cringey.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: He'd probably be so much more respected if he wasn't
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: like that, and if he also wasn't like.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: No, because there's so many people who are like Elon
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Musk is the one is like the most powerful person
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: or like the most important human being of the last
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: thousand years. I hear people saying that's cool.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: That's some people that that think that like that Tesla
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: is going to be flying cars to the moon like regularly,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: like it's going to be the same price as like
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: a subway ticket.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Like VC guys, Venture Capital dudes and like Silicon Valley
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: dudes are all like that. They like talk about him
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: like by first name basis. Yeah, like well, Elon like
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: just made this, he just made this big trade. It's
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: like you don't fucking know him.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: Now's a lot of all like the billionaires to by
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: Twitter when you want the one that's like actively online
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: like that gets Twitter, Like you said, yeah, like yeah,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: his tweets, But like I'd rather him than like I
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: don't know, some random.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Villain like just Jeff Bezos or some shit like that.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: I just don't, like, I don't really care about I mean,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know about billionaires.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, make them build their own fucking stadiums. Dude, you'll
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: be one though. There'll be a billionaire for sure. You're
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: gonna have to get like some like mineral manufacturing plant
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. You're gonna have to like
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: buy up a bunch of like FedEx roots or have
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: some kind of boring ass is sent to fame that
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: turns your MS to b's.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: But you'll get there for sure.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: So I did it, bro.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: They say that a mistake can cost you millions, but
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: a lesson can earn you billions. And with that we'll
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: end the podcast. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: you guys next or maybe this week when I do
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: a bon this episode. Make sure you like subscribe all
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: that jazz, peace to go to strike again. That was
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: a hilarious.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: That was a slabbery.