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CUCKOLDING, SOME SWEET FAN EMAILS & ONCE A VIRGIN LESBIAN - KINKY KYLIE! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call me Mistress I'm
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your Hostess Mistress Mia, and today I've got with me Kylie,
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the non lesbian virgin. Yes, hi yeah, Kylie.
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So Kylie, today we're going to talk about cuckolding.
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We're going to talk about a couple of scenes in the dungeon
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and probably you suck a Dick. OK?
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Yeah, Yeah, we'll talk about that.
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Can't we? Yeah.
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Last night. I'm just going to go jump into
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this one little topic. So last night I was with one of
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my absolute favorite people. He comes to the dungeon, he gets
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to see me maybe once every other month.
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He works out of town a lot, etcetera, etcetera.
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But he purchased a new vac bed just for me and him and my
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husband because they love the vac bed experience.
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And typically anyone who's new has never been in a vac bed.
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They really don't know how to maneuver.
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They don't know the fact that latex is extremely sensitive.
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It tears very easily. It's a pain in the ass to care
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for. So ultimately, you know, we will
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still have one for the dungeon, but this will be for our own
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personal use. But he came last night when he
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went in it. I helped him, but then he wanted
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to stay in there three hours. And I do like tease and denial.
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I do. I use some of our implements
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that we have. I do a lot of sensory play and
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breath play. And he loves it.
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He had a great time with it. He brought me in years ago, and
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I forget what it's called. It's basically it's a manual
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penis pump, but it works by a machine.
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It's super cool. Anyway, so we use that a lot.
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It's a lot of fun. And so after the entire session
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was done with, normally you could just unzip and get out,
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but this doesn't have any zippers.
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So I was like, huh, Well, I took a couple pictures of the scene
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and I posted on fat. You liked it?
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Yeah. And we, God, we didn't finish
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until almost midnight. It was a long ass session.
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Yeah, it was a long day yesterday.
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And so when he was trying to get out of the sleep sack, I was
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sitting on the couch looking at him.
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And he's like, you're having fun with this, aren't you?
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I'm like, yes, please come out of the womb to come and see me
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because he's like looking back and he's like, stuck.
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And you get in there and you're fucking sweating your ass off
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and you're like, Oh my God, I can't move.
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How am I going to get out? And I'm like, look, I got you,
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Boo. This is what we're going to do.
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And so because it has one solid frame, I just took the latex and
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started rolling it down off the frame and it was sliding because
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he's sweaty, it's sweaty and he's just sweat pouring down and
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sliding it off. He's like, Oh my God, that was
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such a great idea. And I said, that is the only
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kind I have. I love that.
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I know he's like, oh, is it now? He loves it, but shout out to
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Wes. But I will tell you this that
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afterwards, initially he was going to come today.
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He was going to come tonight. And I said, oh, that'd be great.
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I said because I want you to meet Kylie, because I want Kylie
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to suck your beautiful cock. And he's like, oh, OK.
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And I said, yeah. I said, and Charles wants to do
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it too. And he's like, oh, OK.
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He's like, I really don't care who sucks my cock.
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They can suck it if they want. But he has this huge mushroom
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head. And in the pictures it, it
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doesn't give it justice. You know how pictures are.
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And so you know, it's a good six, sometimes 7 inches, but
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it's got a huge head on it and it's got really thick girth.
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And when he gets hard, he stays hard.
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And we kind of have like this little joke I, I told him last
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night, I said he will get in the sleep sack and he'll fall
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asleep, but his Dick is still awake.
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So I'll go over and tap, tap on his Dick.
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I'm like, come on big boy, get on up.
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And he will still even be asleep.
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And his Dick gets hard and it stays hard even after he comes.
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I was like, my God, if I were single, we would have a fuck
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fest on that cock. God I was like oh yummy fucking
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Dick. I'm just saying it is the bomb
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diggity. Whoo anyway, he's just over here
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selling this Dick to me. Yeah, because I told him I was
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like, yeah, I wanted you to be in the back bed because I wanted
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Charles and Kylie to go down in your cock.
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And he was like, yeah. Yeah, obviously.
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And he's like, who's Kylie? And I was like, well, Kylie was
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a lesbian virgin like a month or two ago.
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And I said, she's been on the podcast and this and that.
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And I said, next thing you know, she wants to suck on dildos
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through her lesbian experience. And she enjoyed it.
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And he's like, huh. He's like, I don't, I don't know
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if I could wrap my head around that.
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And I said, well. She figuratively, yeah.
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I suppose she wrapped her mouth around that head, but I said but
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he's like, well, you know, maybe I maybe I can get it.
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I said, look, I said you love eating pussy, right?
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And he's like, yeah, I love eating pussy.
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I said, OK, well if she is cool and she likes, you know, eating
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pussy, but she really has now enjoyed sucking cock.
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I told her you're going to enjoy sucking cock far greater than
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what you will sucking dildos. And I said now she's discovered
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she loves sucking Dick. We we learned that.
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We learned. We learned that much better.
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Much better than a dildo. Yeah, definitely better.
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I mean, it's like I'm going to tell you, it's like I think the
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first episode you told me, I know you have a bottle fetish,
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but you're not going to create bottle nearly as much as you
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will that Dick. And I was like, true.
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Well, figured that out. That was true me.
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It called that shit. Yeah, I did.
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Called it, I did. It's OK.
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It's OK because like I said, it's just the real thing.
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It's the skin on skin. It's that good connection.
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Oh said good connection. You form with someone and trust
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me, I said there, you're going to have your run in with douche
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bags. Oh yeah, it's going to happen.
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But you know, don't let that deter you, because there's
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always a good cock attached to a good person right around the
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corner. Like that with pussies too.
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You know what I hate to see? Yeah, right.
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You know what I hate to see is men that are fucking douchebags.
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Absolute fucking trolls. But then they had these
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beautiful cocks and it's like, why?
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God, why? Just suck the Dick and send them
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home. See, they don't even deserve
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that. They It's not about what?
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They it's about what. You deserve you deserve a
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gorgeous cock in your mouth. You know, it's so crazy.
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I remember, you know, Brad's usually live up to their their
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shit names. But you know, it's like Marc
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Brad, you know, 1 syllable. They're usually douchebags.
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No offense guys, but. Damn it, Dave.
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Dave. Yeah, yeah.
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But I had this guy and he was a brat and he was a pilot and he
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was sexy as fuck. And yeah, he had.
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Brats in their pilots I. Don't know, but he had a
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beautiful 8 inch cock and he was a douche.
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He was an absolute douche. I was probably like a size 14.
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I wasn't and I was, you know, 5/8.
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So I mean, it wasn't even that that I was fat, but he was a
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douche. He's like, you need to find Judy
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and Craig and I was like what the fuckity fuck?
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This is back in the day. This isn't 1999.
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And what? Is that no?
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Jenny Craig is like Weight Watchers.
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Oh, OK. Yeah.
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Oh, so young, are you young, little soul?
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Yes. He was telling me I needed to
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lose weight and I wasn't fat was my point.
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OK. But he you know.
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A lot of men that want really skinny women, they're very
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insecure men, so they have to have little skinny, perfect
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women to make them feel better about themselves.
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But Needless to say, Brad did not discourage me.
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What I did with Brad was I would show up to his apartment with a
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sex toy or, you know, a massage or something.
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I would make him get me off and then I would ramp him up so
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much. And then I would say, yeah, no,
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I'm still a virgin. And I was, I was.
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I didn't want to fuck a douche bag.
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Understandable. Yeah, You don't want to let your
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Virginia douche? No.
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So I would suck his Dick a little bit, but then I wouldn't
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get him off. I was like, yeah, no, I'm good.
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Bye, Bye, Bye, douche Brett. And you know what gave me real
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true happiness about him? Is that here, you know, 1999?
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And now I decided I wanted to look him up and see what good
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old Brad looks like. And I looked him up and he's
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fucking ugly. He's lost his hair, he's married
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to an ugly wife who is skinny but she's ugly as fuck.
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And I was like, fuck you Brad and your ugly wife and you're
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not a pilot anymore so go fuck yourself.
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So anyway, yes, I guess. He had to when he was with you.
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Exactly. Exactly.
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Oh, you know they say a woman scorn, right?
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Don't don't stand in the path. But it's true.
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That's true. You know?
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You know, women can give so much.
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And you know, men are the same way.
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You can give so much into any type of connection or
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relationship that you have friendship, what have you.
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And but him, he was just a useless sack of meat with a good
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piece of Dick, and that's all it was.
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And now I hope he can't get it up.
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Yeah, fucker. Anyway, so a good Brad wrote me
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and a good Brad who was very, very sweet, very, very kind.
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He wrote me the other day and he's like, Hi, Mistress Mia.
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I'm reaching out because I've been a long time fan of your
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podcast. I wanted to come down to
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Pensacola to see you and to finally have a session with you.
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I just want to meet you and enjoy what a mistress could do
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to me, the real Mistress Mia, I'm really excited to possibly
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have some experience with you and get the experience that I've
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been hearing about on the podcast.
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So Brad and I had a little rendezvous on the phone on the
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Fonzy and it was hot. I loved you, Brad.
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It was great. I was telling Brad what to stick
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in his little pussy hole and he was my Sissy and I was calling
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him, gosh, what was I calling you Brad?
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It was a Sissy name, but such a sexy little bitch.
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He he has a sexy voice too, which it does not hurt.
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And we had a good time. You know, I'm like, yeah, stick
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it in your clit. Oh, stick it in your your cunt
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and stroke your clit for me. And he's like.
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Stick it in the clit. It's like, yeah.
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Mistress is great. Oh goodness, sorry, time with.
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Mia, she just starts doing all the voices.
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Oh yeah, I. Do I Do I do you know, I had
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this one lady I took care of back in the day.
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She was when we worked in geriatrics.
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Now, if I do this voice for you, Kylie, I have never told this
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story on the podcast, OK? But when I was a kid, I didn't
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have a lot of friends. The old people that my family
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cared for at their facilities, those were my friends.
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Those were like my grandma's that I never got to have, right?
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So I would imitate them in a very lovingly way, OK, But I
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would try to perfect their voice.
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So I had this one lady, and her name was Frances.
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And Frances was a hypochondriac. She constantly needed attention.
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And she had a telephone in her room where she would call down
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to the front desk all the fucking time from anything to
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empty her bedside commode. She wanted Tylenol and she
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needed help. It was always something.
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So she called all the time when I worked, when my sisters
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worked, blah blah, blah. And she would say, would you?
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Would you come empty my my Paddy?
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Would you, would you carry? And so I was like, yeah, well,
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see, a lot of times I would see her phone number and I was like,
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I'm not answering. I'm I'll go up and check on her
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in a few minutes. I'm not doing this long
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prolonged phone call. I'm not going to do it.
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So my other sister was in administration and she would get
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the phone calls from the complaints, right?
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So I said one day Francis decided to go and you know,
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she'd call my sister and she would complain about me because
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I was not as efficient as she wanted me to be.
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Like going to her room every 5 minutes.
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I just couldn't accommodate. So my 21 year old self being
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silly, I thought it was funny. Anyway, I went to Francis's room
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because Francis went to a doctor's appointment and I was
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kind of tired of my sister lecturing me about me being more
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proficient in patient care with with this lady.
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And I said, look, the lady's a hyper contract.
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I can't give her, you know, any more than six Tylenol day.
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Her behavior is draining. You know, when you work with
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mental health, it can be very draining.
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And I would work a lot of double shifts.
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So I would tell my sister, you know, go suck a Dick, OK?
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You want to switch places? I'm just telling you, it's very
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difficult dealing with this woman.
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Anyway, so I went into Francis's bedroom while she was gone, and
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I called my sister from Francis's phone and I said I got
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a voicemail, go figure, because my sister didn't want to answer
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the fucking phone either. But I called and I said yeah, I
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said, this is Francis. I'm so wet and so horny and I'm
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rubbing my pussy to you. I'm going to take a bath and I'm
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going to go rub my pussy and think about you.
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Yes. And I proceeded to go on on
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this. Oh, it was a good 15 minute long
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sex phone conversation of the voicemail.
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And the day later, you know, my sister calls me and she's like,
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I don't know if I want to answer phone calls from Francis
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anymore. I said, oh, why is that?
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She's like, she called me and it was really disgusting and
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inappropriate. And my sister is very vanilla.
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Like, oh, so vanilla that she's married to a gay man and thinks
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he's bisexual, but he just, yeah, it just so happens to live
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with his boyfriend and they're still married.
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Yeah. It's the weirdest shit ever in
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my family. Jesus.
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OK yeah, despite everything else, this is the weirdest
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possible fucking scenario. They have 5 wonderful kids
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together. Like the best fucking people.
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That was their gift to humanity. They they gave birth to five
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amazing children. But their marriage sucks because
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he's gay and she doesn't want to admit that.
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So for her to be extremely fucking vanilla, for me to call
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her and talk dirty to her on her voicemail, that was the cream of
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the crop from the. Love that so much.
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That's fantastic. That's what.
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I thought it was a good story. Right?
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That's a great story. Oh my gosh, I love that.
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Yeah. Rush franchise, Monsieur
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Francis. Anyway.
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Right. So I had this one woman she
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wrote me and she's like So what would you do when you stumble
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upon someone you know and has their kink profile and you find
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their kink profile and like you know who they are but you don't
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know if they are into the same thing you were in.
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How do you know or how do you even approach them?
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Because apparently the friend that she found on here is into
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ABDL too on some level because she wants to know if her friend
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is in the diapers too. She's like but do I feel like I
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need to wait or has it been too long?
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I said she can't see your profile.
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You know, in fat life they don't report who's seen your profile.
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Yeah, they don't tell you. Yeah.
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So I told her, I said don't overthink it.
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Just say what you feel. Approach your friend.
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Yeah, I said, you might have something really in common
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around adult baby. Why not?
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Maybe you could wear diapers together.
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Right on right, Right. That's what you want to do for
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sure. Just ask people.
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Oh, I mean, there are very few people who get offended by that.
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I mean, there are some here and there, but usually if they're on
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Fetlife and they're posting their kinks on there, they don't
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care, you know, to ask. For the most part, they don't
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care if they're asked. I mean, there are some, but you
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know, just like in every community, there's a couple
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people that are just like, don't really want to approach the
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subject with people they know. But a lot of people are pretty
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open about it. Yeah, especially people who go
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to events and things. They're usually very pretty
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open. Yeah, yeah.
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So one of my favorite people on fat who I've never met.
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He is so super nice. His name is shiny 99 and he
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writes me. He said.
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Mr. Smya as always when you and Barbie get on an episode you 2
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bring me so much laughter. Sad part is I feel like I don't
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fit your perfect sub physique. I'm 6 three 190 lbs.
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I don't think I'm terrible looking, but I don't act like
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the guys that you and Barbie describe.
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I don't know. But my goal always is to be
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there for my partner's pleasure before mine.
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I might explain why. It might explain why I like
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being as submissive in my relationships.
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Every time I listen to one of your episodes, I feel I learn
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more about myself. Should I start calling you
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Doctor Mistress Mia, have a wonderful day.
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And I said, look, Mr. Shiny, you're beautiful.
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You know, you're six, 390 lbs. You're perfect.
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And I said it doesn't really matter.
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Height. It doesn't matter.
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I just like them little because I like to picture them, you
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know, me putting them in like little strollers and pushing
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them around like my Chihuahuas or dressing them up as Barbie
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dolls and putting them up on my shelf.
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You know I love it right? Like right now I would love to
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have a shelf right there, have my Sissy like completely dressed
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up and him just sitting on the shelf pretending he's a doll.
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I mean how fucking cute would that be?
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That would. Be cute it would.
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And Kylie's looking at my wall like there is potential on that
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there, there. Is potential, I mean.
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He's £120, he will be fine. Yeah.
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I mean, I mean, we could support with the TV stand, right?
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Then I could just pivot his ass, you know?
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Just just as you move around the room, just have like a remote
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control that moves. Exactly.
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Love that now. Listen, this is before your
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time, but I'm going to tell you those.
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Things are before my time, Mia. Most things are OK, I get it.
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I'm old, however. You're not.
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Listen, this was really funny because I was talking to my
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husband about a week ago and he's like, we're just in bed,
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We're hanging out. And he's like, what were the
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movies when you were a kid that got you turned on?
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Yeah. And I know it's, it's OK.
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It's it sounds weird the way it sounds OK.
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But what he's saying is when I was going through puberty, like,
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what would excite me and we talked about in comparison, like
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what excited him when he was a kid, blah, blah, blah.
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He liked to find outdoor cages like animal traps and get inside
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animal traps or kennels. He like the feeling.
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Of being in clothes, yes. Yeah.
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And makes sense, yeah. And I said when I was a kid
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because he asked me about, you know, the whole concept of being
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a dominatrix and everything. And so I was on the After Hour
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Sessions podcast today with D Rock.
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He's an awesome guy, super nice guy.
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He'd asked me and how I actually started off as wanting to be a
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Dom and I said, well, years ago I heard vanilla Isis song Stop
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That Train. But I go back further and I can
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remember when I was 7-8 years old watching Animal House and I
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don't know if you've ever seen this movie.
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It's. A funny, It's kind of like the
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original comedies of I think it came out in 7677.
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So it was right when I was born pretty much, but it's about frat
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houses of this college. And the one frat house is Delta
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and Delta is the animal house. It they're pretty much these
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guys are just gross. They're drunks, they're fucking
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losers. Have been in college for 5-6
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years. You know, they're like the bad
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epitome of scum according to this college.
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And so, you know, no one wants to go to Delta because they're a
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bunch of criminals and gross people.
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But anyway, it's very comedic. It was a great storyline and
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there's a part in it where Kevin Bacon, it was like one of his
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first films, OK, Kevin Bacon was a fucking hot mother fucker for
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him to get in this fraternity. Kevin Bacon goes to wants to get
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into this elite fraternity and it's run by this asshole.
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And they basically are all wearing red robes.
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The people that are already in the fraternity, including the
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leader who is a teacher and the new recruits they make come in
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their Whitey tighties, OK? And they're going down there
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like surrounding them, and they have this one little aisle and
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fires going up behind them and they, the leader of the
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organization of the frat house, he has to spank them.
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They get their yeah, they get their fraternity spankings with
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a big fucking paddle. It's similar to one I have in
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the dungeon. I've.
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Seen it? OK, fucking.
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Turns me on every time I watch the scene I'm like.
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Anyway, so he spanks Kevin Bacon and he's like, thank you, Sir,
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may I have another? And he's like, and then the guy
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spanks him again. And you should see the look on
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his face. He's like, Oh yeah, I'm enjoying
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this. And he spanks me again.
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He's like, thank you, Sir, may I have another?
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Yeah, That shit is so fucking hot.
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So fucking hot. So my point of it is you start
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seeing these little things as you're growing up.
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And so my husband's like, let's watch that scene.
24:10
And he Youtubes it. I'm like, oh, fuck.
24:15
And then I told him there was another, another scene when I
24:19
was a teenager, and it was in Roadhouse, right?
24:23
Did you ever see Roadhouse in Patrick's way?
24:24
It was. Jesus Christ, I need someone in
24:27
this, someone in this room. Where's Charles at?
24:33
But there is Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze, and Patrick
24:36
Swayze has always been security for like shithole bars and dive
24:42
bars. He'll go in, he'll clean them
24:44
up, make them pretty again to main people maintaining
24:47
themselves and not acting like fucking animals.
24:50
So he's starting off at this bar and he can't see this one guy
24:56
for security. It's like, where the fuck is he?
24:59
Well, he opens up the back storage room and the guy has his
25:03
hot blonde bent over fucking her.
25:06
And in my mind, in my 14 year old mind, I was thinking, Oh my
25:10
God, what if he was fucking her with a big ass strap on?
25:15
And then I was like, I wasn't picturing myself as the girl,
25:19
but I was picturing myself as the dude because he was like
25:22
fucking her really fucking hard. And I was like, yeah, I love
25:27
that. And then Patrick Swayze, he's
25:29
like, hey, you're out. He's like but I was on my break.
25:33
Yeah, love that ex piece. Yes.
25:36
But anyway, I don't know how we got on that topic.
25:39
I don't know, I I don't know. I don't I don't really like
25:44
think there was anything I watched like necessarily that be
25:46
like turned me on necessarily. But I had access to porn young.
25:50
My mom taught us how to she was like, you're interested in
25:53
watching that kind of stuff. Here's how you do it safely.
25:55
And she like, you know, I mean, I was probably 13 or 14 when I
25:58
was allowed to start watching that because she would rather us
26:01
learn it safely than to explore on our own and getting some
26:05
either trouble with the law or just some kind of disorder or
26:11
something like that. So she's like, you know, this is
26:12
how we do it responsible. You don't watch it every day,
26:14
you know, which is a really good way of doing it.
26:17
You know, I might have been older than 14.
26:18
I might have been 15 or 16, but I was definitely under 18.
26:23
But I before I was started watching stuff, I would spank
26:27
myself with hair brushes. And there was this, we had an in
26:33
the in the shower, we had a wooden brush that you knows, for
26:38
our back. And I would take the hand, I
26:39
would turn around and I'd think I would spank myself with a
26:41
handle and just see how long I could go in the shower and
26:45
stuff. So that's how like I learned
26:46
real early that was like my thing.
26:49
Yeah. Now I get awakening did come
26:52
from a TV show, a movie. So Marvel, I've told you, was
26:57
huge part of my life. It's tattooed on my arm.
26:59
That's how much I love it. Like Marvel, it's a huge part of
27:02
me. And the very first Marvel movie
27:05
I ever got to watch in theaters was Avengers Age of Ultron,
27:08
which came out in 2015. So I was about 14 when that
27:11
movie came out and 1314. And Elizabeth Olsen plays Wanda
27:18
Maximoff. And Wanda, you see her for a
27:21
couple of seconds in the first little bit, but then her first
27:24
sentence, she's Sokovian. So she has this really deep
27:27
Sokovian accent, which is Elizabeth Olsen played it off
27:30
perfectly. And she said one word and it was
27:33
like to this guy. And she was basically like, I'm
27:36
better and bigger than you. Even though she's a short
27:39
little, you know, brown headed girl who's very, very little,
27:42
very frail. But she's like, she ain't
27:44
scared. Like she isn't showing any fear.
27:46
And I was like, and that right there is what's wrong with me.
27:50
That right there. That's when I figured out it was
27:52
women. I was like, if that's that's
27:54
what's wrong with me, Figured it out, collected my head.
27:57
She was my gay awakening. Wow.
27:59
I still love Wanda because I'd always favored Natasha.
28:01
Like I always said that Thor's my favorite because he was like
28:04
the, you know, typical hot guy. But I always watched, pay
28:08
attention to what Natasha was doing, always loved Natasha.
28:10
And then when Wanda showed up, I was like, oh, that's why.
28:13
That's why I pay attention to Natasha instead of the boys.
28:15
Yeah. That.
28:16
Right there clicked in my head. Interesting, isn't it?
28:20
Yeah. It's interesting when you
28:22
finally in that like click of just that's it that right there.
28:25
That's what I was missing. That was the piece that's.
28:27
Too funny. You just need.
28:28
Something to click it in. Remind me after this episode, I
28:31
have to ask you about something about that.
28:33
Just remind me. Marvel.
28:34
Marvel. OK, Yeah, I'll.
28:35
Tell you something about that. OK, All right.
28:39
So our main topic was cuckoldry, yes, so.
28:43
Something I know very little about South.
28:45
Educate me well. So that's the thing.
28:49
So some people will say it cook or cock or whatever, however
28:56
they want to say it, but it's being a cook is basically where
29:03
you are allowing your significant partner to engage in
29:07
sexual activity with other people.
29:10
And it's usually what they consider a a wife to be a hot
29:14
wife is what they call that. And the hot wife would actively
29:18
participate having sex with other men, not normally women,
29:23
because it's obvious. It's an obvious competition when
29:27
it's he's being cook holded because another man has a bigger
29:32
cock than him. OK, you know, so it's.
29:38
Like. It's a little emasculating,
29:40
isn't it? A little bit.
29:43
Well, I mean, they could still be something that you're into.
29:44
I mean, being an athlete can be a kink too.
29:46
Oh, 100. Percent.
29:47
Yeah, it's. Not like a negative thing, it's
29:49
just. No, honestly, that's exactly it.
29:52
And you know, people will wear that badge with pride and other
29:57
people necessarily won't, but it is what it is.
30:01
People make that path and that they've chosen that.
30:04
And in a way, to me, it goes back to like a Poly household,
30:08
you know, that is, again, that's an open relationship, active
30:11
participants, they all engage. However, with just being the
30:16
cook, then normally he would wear a chassis device and he
30:22
would refrain from having sex with his wife.
30:25
So it's more or less a sacrifice.
30:28
Yeah, you. Know it's a true dedication on
30:32
hey, I'm going to give let my wife have her freedom and do her
30:35
thing and I read this is one of the most beautiful emails I've
30:39
read because it really encompasses the entire concept
30:45
of what it's like to be a cook and for him to explain it.
30:49
I have to read this e-mail because when I read it I was
30:52
like wow, I wish more people could see it this way and
30:58
understand it. So we said Mistress Mia with me
31:04
and my wife. It started after years of
31:06
marriage. My wife slowly became less and
31:09
less herself. She felt less feminine and would
31:13
walk around in old sweats and jeans at home.
31:16
There was no more interest in feeling like a woman or even
31:19
giving me or even giving me a kiss as her husband.
31:24
The love was still there. And as a man, I truly did my
31:27
best. I bought her gifts and I did my
31:29
share in the house. But then at work, a new man
31:33
started at the office. Jay.
31:36
He's married and has two children, but he gave my wife
31:40
the kind of attention a woman needs.
31:41
Sweet words, little conversations at the at the
31:45
coffee spot. And because Jay is now married
31:50
and he has children, he had a vasectomy.
31:53
So before I knew it, without me realizing what was happening, my
31:57
wife became unfaithful. At first I had no idea, but over
32:01
time I started noticing the changes.
32:04
The way she carried herself became playful again, like she
32:07
was 18 all over again. Her skirts became shorter, her
32:11
pumps became higher, and she wore stockings on lingerie
32:15
again. I also noticed she had to work
32:18
late at the office more. Then one day I found her worn
32:21
panties in the laundry still wet with precum stains.
32:27
I remember that evening and she and Jay had been working late
32:30
together. I asked her honestly if she had
32:33
something to explain to me and what was going on between her
32:37
and Jay crying. My wife told me she was not in
32:41
love with him, but she enjoyed feeling desired again, feeling
32:45
like a woman. Of course it was hard for me,
32:47
but my wife does love me. She simply needs more than I
32:51
alone can give her. The feeling of freedom, the
32:54
sense of power over men, the thrill of being pursued.
32:58
My wife is a beautiful woman. If I can give her that freedom,
33:02
there are benefits for me too. Now that it is no longer a
33:06
secret, there is safety. She gets tested for STD's and
33:10
for extra security she has an IUD placed by her gynecologist
33:15
and keeps up with her medical check UPS.
33:17
That way I stay healthy and safe too and we can talk openly about
33:21
everything. Many people don't understand
33:24
this, but my wife has a high libido and mine is more average.
33:29
I enjoy my wife and I even enjoy the way men look at her in
33:33
stockings and high heels. I love it.
33:36
That's how I became a cuckold and my wife became a hot wife.
33:40
Sometimes we have threesomes with Jay, other times the two of
33:44
them are together and I enjoy my piece at home reading a book.
33:50
There's jealousy, yes, but it's also comforting to know that my
33:54
wife chooses me as her husband and as the betrayed cuckold.
33:59
I am still the one who gets to end the day intimately with my
34:02
loving, happy wife. And I told him.
34:06
I said I understand. I wish more husbands were like
34:09
you. And I said, have a perfect day,
34:11
send my best to you and your wife.
34:14
Now. He then continues, a woman is
34:17
first and foremost a human being with her own feelings, dreams
34:22
and desires. The fact that she may legally be
34:25
my wife does not change that. As her husband, I want to treat
34:29
her with love and respect and to support her in every way I can,
34:33
financially, emotionally, and with care and attention.
34:38
But one thing remains clear to me.
34:39
She is never my property. She's an independent woman with
34:43
her own will, her own longings, and her own path in life.
34:48
It is precisely independence that deserves my deepest
34:52
respect. Sometimes she may simply want to
34:55
relax and watch television. Other times she may wish to
34:58
laugh and spend time with her friends.
35:00
That freedom is part of who she is.
35:03
In any relationship, mutual respect must stand at the
35:07
centre. No woman and no man belong to
35:10
each other. We share our lives with each
35:12
other, but we do not own one another.
35:15
Everyone deserves that space to be themselves emotionally and
35:18
also in their own desires. That is why I give my wife with
35:22
love and trust the freedom she needs.
35:25
And if that means I'm a cuckold partner, then I accept that
35:28
openly as long as she feels safe and fully aware of her choices.
35:33
For me, her happiness matters most when she shines, when she
35:37
enjoys an evening, a meeting or beautiful date, it brings me
35:41
peace. Because sometimes love simply
35:45
means giving someone the freedom for their happiness to truly
35:49
bloom. It's.
35:50
Beautiful. Is that not beautiful as a
35:53
beautiful? Way of putting it I.
35:54
Mean wow, wow, that is sub dodo yeah, on Fetlife.
36:01
He is a 54 year old cuckold. And I mean, I read that.
36:06
I've read it a couple Times Now. And I'm like, wow, you know, why
36:09
can't men get that, that habit? Yeah.
36:14
Dang it, Oh, men need to do this.
36:16
Yes, I, I mean, I, I do think it's not for everybody, but it
36:20
is. I've always in my personal life,
36:24
every relationship I've ever had that has been serious, which has
36:29
only really been three serious relationships that I've had.
36:33
But in all three of them, they were allowed to pursue whatever
36:35
they wanted outside of me. They could date, they could
36:41
fuck, they could play, whatever. It didn't matter to me.
36:44
You didn't have to tell me. You could talk about whatever
36:46
you want, but you don't have to tell me.
36:48
You don't tell me where you are. And none of that complete
36:50
freedom to do whatever you want outside of me.
36:52
If you want to tell me, great, We'll have conversations about
36:53
it and I'll hear about how big the Dick was, whatever, I don't
36:56
care. But if you don't want to tell me
36:59
you want to keep me in the dark, that's fine too.
37:01
That's your decision. And I look at it in the aspect
37:04
of not everyone needs or wants to be tied down to a single
37:08
person. And though I personally went in
37:13
a relationship, only stay with that one person because I want
37:16
them to know that they're the only one.
37:17
I want them to feel that specialness and that you know
37:20
that I'm choosing them with their priority.
37:24
I don't necessarily expect it in return.
37:27
If they want to be monogamous, great.
37:29
If they don't, that's fine too. I wouldn't necessarily consider
37:32
myself a cook in the aspect of like I want them or that I enjoy
37:35
it. It's more of a knowing that
37:38
they're free to do what they want and be able to be
37:40
themselves and still be able to have someone that's going to be
37:44
there for them no matter what is, you know, I don't know.
37:49
It's like a form of taking care of them that I've always
37:50
enjoyed. I've always, you know, they do
37:53
what you want. Go play, go fuck, go do the
37:55
things that I can't do. You know, because I've dated
37:57
bisexuals too, primarily. And a lot of bisexuals, they
38:01
want Dick. I don't have a Dick.
38:02
I can't, can't grow one. I ain't got one.
38:04
Can't help you, so if you need a Dick, go get one, yeah?
38:08
You can tell me. About it, when you get home or
38:10
you don't have to, you could be like, yeah, it was nice.
38:12
And then just go on about our day like it never happened.
38:15
Just depending on how you want to do it.
38:19
I mean, we do threesomes. We can do whatever you want.
38:21
Because I want them to have as much freedom and experience as
38:24
possible, but still have the security of someone waiting in
38:28
them at home. Because my thing about it is you
38:30
don't have to be the only one. You just have to be the one that
38:32
go home too. And that's my thing about it.
38:36
My ex, the the one I consider my ex, she towards the end of
38:42
relationships started going out with a guy.
38:44
She ended up after a month after we broke up, actually ended up
38:49
dating him exclusively, but a month we broke up.
38:51
But I mean, I knew she was like, yeah, I really want to, I want
38:55
to originally started out as she wanted a threesome and she
38:58
wanted a guy with a Dick. And I'm like, can't do that.
39:01
I'm lesbian, I don't do Dicks. And she was like, well, you
39:05
could get over it. And I'm like, maybe one day, but
39:07
that ain't today. We're not getting over this.
39:09
This ain't a, this ain't a cold. This is a lifestyle choice, you
39:13
know? And so she ended up going find
39:17
another guy. And I mean, I knew they were
39:18
sleeping together, but I mean, I didn't care.
39:22
Do what you want. You're coming home to me in my
39:24
bed in our apartment, you know, with our dog and cat.
39:27
So he wants to fuck. Fuck him.
39:31
Well, I think I think it's extremely open minded to think
39:35
like that. You know, it's not for everyone.
39:37
It really isn't. But I think that those who can
39:40
do it, people often ask me at different times, you know, when
39:44
they come to the dungeon they ask about.
39:46
But yeah, so to me, I think with you, the way you describe it,
39:50
it's almost like you're submissive.
39:51
Obviously, you know this. Yeah.
39:53
And so I think, you know, I think most cooks would have to
39:56
be submissive. I don't, definitely.
39:58
So I. Don't think they would be, you
40:00
know, dominant and be like, Oh yeah.
40:03
But you know, I, I went and I went and I met this one guy one
40:06
time and he wanted to date me and cut, he fucking catfished me
40:11
when I first met him because it was not the same picture.
40:14
I'm like, why the fuck did you fucking catfish me?
40:17
And you know, this was, again, this is probably, God, maybe 15
40:23
years ago. Anyway, it wasn't like a bad
40:28
thing because he wasn't unattractive.
40:30
I just didn't understand why he didn't put his actual picture
40:33
out there, which infuriated me. But he wanted to be one of those
40:37
guys that wanted to pass me along with his friends and he
40:40
wanted me to fuck his friends. And I was like, are we in a
40:43
biker gang like? Initiation like what?
40:46
The hell yeah. Well, see, I followed this one
40:49
woman on. She's on Facebook, surprisingly,
40:53
and on Facebook again, you would think as much as they censor
40:59
shit that they would even allow this.
41:02
But it specifically says that she's a hot wife.
41:05
And she advertises herself as a hot wife.
41:08
And like, her husband is one of these guys that look like a good
41:13
old boy, you know, kind of country beard, mustache, you
41:17
know, a baseball cap kind of deal.
41:20
And she looks kind of like a white trash girl.
41:24
She looks like a lot of fun, like she's been rode hard, OK.
41:30
And that's OK. That's that's what makes her a
41:32
really good slut. And she's probably a great lay.
41:35
But on Facebook she's like, yeah, the morning after now I
41:40
get to go home to daddy and he picks her up in the truck.
41:44
He gets her in the in the truck and gives her a kiss and he's
41:49
like, she have fun. She's like, oh, you know, I did,
41:51
you know? And then they the guy who she
41:53
fucked is standing on the porch waving, and it's funny just
41:57
because they make these little skits about it and it's the
42:00
funniest shit. Whereas I think of a lot of
42:03
vanilla people, they'll probably really be offended by it.
42:06
Oh. Yeah, because I.
42:07
Mean, I think some of her shit has been kind of toned back a
42:10
little bit, but I'm like, it's funny because all the guys she
42:15
fucks looks like her husband. Oh, yeah, generally people, I
42:19
mean, you have a type and you go for your, you know, general
42:23
type. Some people venture out.
42:25
But I mean, the the guy that my ex was sleeping with being he
42:30
was basically me as a male. Oh.
42:32
My God, that's funny shit. He.
42:33
Had the only difference was it was short hair like my Butch
42:37
haircut. If I had a Butch haircut, it
42:38
would be me with a Butch haircut is what it would be like.
42:41
He was very masculine. He was very, you know, he he
42:46
went to the same church as her and he was submissive as shit.
42:51
Oh my God. He was a submissive pitch.
42:53
Yeah. Are you?
42:55
Submissive bitch guy I. Am a submissive little bitch,
42:58
100% and I'm not ashamed of it. Not at all.
43:02
And if brown hair, blue eyes, I mean, he looked just like.
43:06
I'll pull up a picture of him here in a minute and let you see
43:08
him. OK?
43:09
Yeah, I mean, it was me as a guy.
43:12
So that's. Hilarious.
43:13
Yeah, that's funny. It's like me with short hair and
43:16
a mustache so it looks like Oh my.
43:18
God, that's great. It looks great.
43:20
I was like, damn, you got a type?
43:22
He was a little taller than me, a little taller than me.
43:24
But she did like, I'm shorter than her.
43:26
Yeah, I like, I'm shorter than me, too.
43:27
I like I'm 55. Well, you know, I'm with you.
43:31
I think a lot of people, they always have a type.
43:35
But you know, I, one of my old friends, he said to me, he said,
43:43
you know, I will, whatever relationship I'm going to be in
43:46
from here on out in my life is going to be an open
43:51
relationship. And it might even be Polly.
43:55
And he said for that reason, it's because most people cannot
44:00
meet all the needs of the person they're with.
44:03
Yeah, it's hard to it's. Hard to right?
44:06
It's hard. To.
44:08
And I think we try, we try to meet all those needs, but I just
44:14
don't think that's possible. I think there are some I do, I
44:18
am under the belief that there are some people who like couples
44:22
who do meet the every need of the other person.
44:24
Like I think that there are these couples that are able to
44:27
do it without the need of another person.
44:29
But I do think it's a lot harder to find those kinds of people
44:32
that you can actually match with where you, you know, both
44:36
parties are getting everything they need.
44:40
And then of course, there's people like me who just like,
44:43
I'm not Polly, I don't have the ability to have feelings for
44:47
more than one person at a time. I can't fall in love with two
44:51
people at the same time. I just don't have that ability.
44:56
You know, it's not something I possess.
44:57
But there are a lot of people out there who do have that
44:59
ability who can love multiple people want to, can fall in love
45:02
with more than person, one person.
45:04
And so I don't want to prevent myself from dating people like
45:08
that just because I'm not able to, you know?
45:11
Yeah, I get that. I don't know.
45:13
I've just always had this sense that I love people.
45:17
And I, I said this before, I just feel like, you know, I was
45:21
so isolated as a child that I didn't have friends and my
45:26
siblings were so much older than me.
45:28
And so I didn't, I didn't have that connection.
45:31
And so it's like when I get around and I'm very social, I am
45:35
love to be a social butterfly. I love people.
45:39
And I don't know, I just, I love the connections that I make.
45:43
And, you know, I tell certain people in my life, you know, I
45:46
love them And and, you know, other people kind of look at it
45:51
like, why would you say that? Why?
45:53
You know, you know, because it's such a it's a big phrase for
45:57
people to say to other people, you know, for.
46:00
Some people, I mean, there's also different types of love.
46:02
I mean, I could botanically love someone and romantically love
46:05
someone. And when I'm not dating, like
46:07
right now, I'm not dating now looking to date, not even not
46:10
even in the realm of possibility right now.
46:12
I'm not even considering it. So I mean, I'm making tons of
46:17
connections now, tons of people. You know, I've at the moment I
46:22
have the person I'm sleeping with.
46:24
I've just lost a play partner. But I mean, I had a play partner
46:27
up until then and I'll get another one before too long.
46:30
Oh. Yes, you will, and.
46:32
I'll get another play partner for too long.
46:34
And so you know, you know, I'm, you know, socialize, you know,
46:42
and I know isolate myself when I'm with a relationship.
46:44
I just don't do anything sexually or provocative when I'm
46:48
in a relationship. It's just not really about
46:49
thing. Definitely do connect to people,
46:52
have friends and the I love you. Like I mean, I say that I love
46:55
you to people. That isn't romantic.
46:57
I mean, you know, I could platonically say I love you, you
46:59
know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I have people.
47:01
Like that and then, and, but I mean, it is hard for me to say
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in a relationship. I will say it takes me a very
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long time to say I love you to someone that I'm in a
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relationship with, even if I am in love with them because it's
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just like that phrase can either make it or break, you know, like
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you say it too soon. It's it's weird and awkward.
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You say it too late. Well, then they're upset, you
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know, And so it's like, it's a really hard thing for me to say
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in a relationship. Luckily, with me and my ex, we
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were already really close for four years before we started
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dating. And so we were already saying I
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love you to each other platonically.
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So it's somewhere along the line it changed, you know, but the
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meaning behind it. But we were already saying it,
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yeah. So it wasn't that hard.
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All right. I think we can end it there.
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What do you think? Yeah, because, because we get
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an. Hour into this, it gets kind of
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crazy, yeah. Me and you could talk just hours
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I mean it is just I don't know me and you I mean our
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conversations just go for hours like we just our.
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Body is stiff. Sitting still, we're just like,
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Oh yeah, three hours later we're still talking about the same
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thing I. Know God.
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I don't know how we get along so well.
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Splendidly we do splendidly, darling.
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Love it. Love you, Kylie.
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You're wonderful. Alright, so until then, Kylie,
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