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OUTRO: Stick An R18 Label On This One · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: No, no drying or sucking of nuts. Fan of the
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Speaker 1: Darky Big Show podcast, make sure you'd check.
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Speaker 2: Out more on our Instagram at Hadaky Big Show Fortune
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Speaker 2: into Them four to seven every weekday on Radio HKY.
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Speaker 1: Thanks mate. What about you, magie? Have you ever tried
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Speaker 1: or sucked?
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Speaker 3: Let's let's have it talk about this. I mean I
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Speaker 3: went to I went. I went to boarding school when
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Speaker 3: I was sure only for third only when I was thirteen,
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Speaker 3: and you went a lot longer than I did. But
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Speaker 3: I didn't come across or easy hey yup. But I
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Speaker 3: also don't have any pews. I didn't come across any
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Speaker 3: sort of silly buggers hey yup going on then. But
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Speaker 3: I'd imagine there would be a fair amount of experimentation
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Speaker 3: going on in an all male boarding school.
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Speaker 1: Surely, wouldn't you one?
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Speaker 3: Of course, Yeah, there's a lot of jiz flying around
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Speaker 3: at there. Excuse me? Is this I'm just going to say,
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Speaker 3: put a warning on that one? Would your key?
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Speaker 2: He?
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Speaker 3: Can you beat that out?
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Speaker 1: Can you put a siren on that? Keys?
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Speaker 3: Not racist, but it is a massive concern.
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Speaker 2: We haven't we don't have a race, we don't have
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Speaker 2: a sirena.
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Speaker 3: Well we should probably get we've got too many, but
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Speaker 3: there would be Yeah, absolutely, there would be for sure,
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Speaker 3: for sure? What I mean, what do you mean? Really?
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Speaker 3: What do you think not?
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Speaker 4: What about if you were in a male prison, key,
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Speaker 4: would you say there's nothing? There'd be nothing going on
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Speaker 4: there just all be well, even heterosexual men. Yeah, I
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Speaker 4: really judge mental of you just suggest that wasn't judging
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Speaker 4: right that j you cadding me wouldn't be going on?
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Speaker 1: But all I'm stop.
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Speaker 4: Suck these nuts or dry these nuts, right, would yeah?
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Speaker 2: All of us saying? I was just surprised because when
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Speaker 2: I was a young feel I went to a mixed
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Speaker 2: school though, so there was no thoughts for you know,
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Speaker 2: but I suppose when you're staying every night with just
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Speaker 2: boys and there's only boys everywhere, I can see why
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Speaker 2: you did what you did.
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Speaker 4: Why would there be no thought? I mean there but
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Speaker 4: probably plenty of guys there that had those thoughts.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm just talking from my own personal experiences, right,
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Speaker 2: So I don't I don't know, I.
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Speaker 3: Achieve under interrogation in a safe place, brother, a fine man.
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Speaker 3: We actually cut that out, Pokestone and replay that because
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Speaker 3: that sounded.
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Speaker 1: Like a man trying a bit hard test too much.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I.
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Speaker 3: Never have. I found myself in a situation once later
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Speaker 3: later in my life where it was it was on the.
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Speaker 2: Cards, actually was in the sawner the other day.
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Speaker 3: No, it wasn't in a sort actually it's never been
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Speaker 3: on the sauna.
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Speaker 4: When you say it was on the cards, it was
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Speaker 4: because it was something you were considering.
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Speaker 3: Because it was the other person was considering it pretty strong.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I've had a few of those sorts of
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Speaker 3: things going on over the years. I'm sure you must
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Speaker 3: have been in the theater, Jay, all sorts of characters
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Speaker 3: hanging around the place, and and I was just like, look,
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Speaker 3: if I was going to it probably would be with
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Speaker 3: this person.
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Speaker 2: Sure, oh wow, I wasn't.
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Speaker 3: But it's just I'm not more good and that's yeah yeah,
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Speaker 3: and Mogi, that's okay mate, thanks mate. But then what
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Speaker 3: if I was in prison? What if I wasn't well?
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Speaker 3: And but the other thing is if I was in prison,
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Speaker 3: now I wouldn't because I just like I can go years. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: but I was Keesy's age for example. But true story, yeah,
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Speaker 3: and full of it, still full of it. I was
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Speaker 3: still full of it?
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Speaker 2: Am I full of it?
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Speaker 1: Well?
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Speaker 3: I was full of it. I'm saying I was at
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Speaker 3: your age.
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Speaker 2: Are you not full of it anymore?
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Speaker 1: No? Oh?
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Speaker 2: Wow? Does it drop off?
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Speaker 3: It doesn't drop off, It disappears.
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Speaker 2: It decreases, like your libido.
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Speaker 3: My libido, that's right, really, fuck you?
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Speaker 1: Mine is more vigorous than ever.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you've got you've got nothing going on down there?
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Speaker 3: Ye feels dead. Yeah, from the waist down and you
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Speaker 3: got to you gotta you know. I can't see over
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Speaker 3: my belly either. It's like a corpse down there. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: it's a huge, massive corpse chowd if if you can, if.
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Speaker 4: You can imagine, like I don't want to, like kind
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Speaker 4: of Tyrannosaurus size slug.
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Speaker 3: Just and it has got those two little hands and it's.
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Speaker 1: Like stuck to my thigh. That's what it looks like, keezy, right, Okay, Yeah, yeah, it.
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Speaker 3: Does drop off. But what I mean, I've also got
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Speaker 3: friends that are my age and older, and they've got
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Speaker 3: a you know, vigorous they're off after the races. But
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Speaker 3: I also think just mitigating factors that affect it, you
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Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, And I mean it does absolutely drop off, keysy.
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Speaker 4: So you know, while you're on the zone.
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Speaker 3: Mate, make hay as they say, get.
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Speaker 4: Stuck in there, your little fellow.
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Speaker 3: There, thanks fellas, but yeah never, but yeah, I've got
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Speaker 3: certainly got some like a very very good made of
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Speaker 3: mine who went had quite quite the sexual drive when
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Speaker 3: he was a younger man, and he just thought, oh,
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Speaker 3: there's got to be more to it than this, and
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Speaker 3: so he had a he had a good old fashioned run. Sure,
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Speaker 3: tried the lot, right, tried the lot, and there was
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Speaker 3: a ventually like I think this will is and then
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Speaker 3: and then well, I suppose got into a heatero sexual,
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Speaker 3: not a not a there's no such thing as normal now, kezy,
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Speaker 3: you can forget about that, a hterosexual relationship. But he
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Speaker 3: tried it all, like loved it. It's a playground. A
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Speaker 3: lot of people they're like, should well get in there?
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Speaker 2: Because I am someone who if I like something from
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Speaker 2: a certain restaurant, we'll just get that same food potatoes.
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Speaker 2: Because no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, not at all.
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Speaker 2: I figured I figured out what the thing at this
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Speaker 2: restaurant is that I like, and I will just get
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Speaker 2: that every time. But I might not have tried everything.
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Speaker 2: The restaurant has to offer.
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Speaker 1: It right, funnily enough, because.
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Speaker 2: I'm just happy with ham and pineapple.
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Speaker 4: My wife and I were having a discussion last night
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Speaker 4: about we've got to get more adventurous with our food.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm with you, yeah, that it was food, because
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Speaker 3: you know, we eat pretty pretty good food.
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Speaker 4: Not very often though, But I'm like you, Kezy, you know,
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Speaker 4: I don't know if you are I If I go
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Speaker 4: to you know, we'll go. We'll be down at Beavana.
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Speaker 4: What will I order, Kezy? If there's a lunch menu.
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Speaker 2: If there's a lunch menu, you probably just order whatever
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Speaker 2: I have or squid, oh, calamari.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's like, I'm the same if I go
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Speaker 4: to a restaurant that I've been to before and I
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Speaker 4: had a really nice something, I'll get that again. You
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Speaker 4: want to go to the restaurant every now and then,
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Speaker 4: But it's actually like, no, don't do that because you've
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Speaker 4: already had that.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it's nice, try.
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Speaker 2: Something out, but what if the other thing's not as good.
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Speaker 4: Well then it might be superior, Keysy, but you're risking it.
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Speaker 1: Well that's right, but why no rest reward exactly?
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Speaker 2: But you can just have the good reward that you
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Speaker 2: like just there and then that's my argument.
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Speaker 3: Not yet it is an argument, but then it means
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Speaker 3: you've got an opportunity for excitement or finding new things
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Speaker 3: or discovery. You can't discover if you don't see it.
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Speaker 1: You're not expanding your horizons.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, I will try dudes then yeah, or kellermary.
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Speaker 2: I think calamary was a metaphor. Were getting through plenty
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Speaker 2: of klamary.
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Speaker 3: I don't know more calamari.
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Speaker 4: J I don't know why it is they always order
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Speaker 4: klamary because I mean, I like it, but a lot
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Speaker 4: of the time it's chewy, squid tentacle.
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Speaker 3: Chew that can be Are we still talking about klamary?
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Speaker 3: Are we? Are we?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I don't know the why. Big Show were days from
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Speaker 2: four on radio Hurarchy Big Show Podcast.
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Speaker 4: But also on the front of cooking, and we always
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Speaker 4: we have this conversation probably every six months where we
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Speaker 4: go we need to expand our cooking range here because
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Speaker 4: we tend to go for your safeties.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Do you we do stop standard.
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Speaker 3: Which will have this missionary meals?
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, with the pajama pants are on and the
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Speaker 4: fly open and the lights off.
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Speaker 3: That's rights now, and then you have to put yourself
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Speaker 3: into the dog, yes with your pants off?
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Speaker 2: Is this still squid chat? What do we.
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Speaker 1: Very real? He cooked squid at home?
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Speaker 2: I would love to see you cook a squid.
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Speaker 1: I used to cook a bit of squid in the day.
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Speaker 3: God, it was good, yeah, man, squid days, yeah far out.
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Speaker 3: What about in your boudoir? Do you feel like you
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Speaker 3: got a spice ot up?
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Speaker 1: Oh no, we're pretty good. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: But it's that thing of it's not just you in
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Speaker 4: terms of you know, my wife's aging as well.
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Speaker 3: You know you're saying really fast, but you know on.
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Speaker 4: Both sides, and so you've got it. You've got in
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Speaker 4: some ways a double whammy. But you fall into a
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Speaker 4: kind of relaxed state about it. You know what it
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Speaker 4: was like when you were young, buck, and you're just
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Speaker 4: frouffing all the time. It's not like that anymore like that,
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Speaker 4: and it's like, oh, yeah, we can do it now,
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Speaker 4: that'll be cool.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 4: That sounds And I give the old slug a slap
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Speaker 4: and it's sort.
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Speaker 2: Of old car. Are you going to like little hands
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Speaker 2: the yeah, pull the choke and then it up.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then eventually ship. She's up really go quick.
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Speaker 1: Quick, damn it. Yeah, I said the front keasy.
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Speaker 2: I was looking at my phone with me and my wife.
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Speaker 3: People love people love a vape, don't they.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so glad I don't vape.
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Speaker 3: It's one of the best things about you, Keezy. Oh
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Speaker 3: these young people out here vaping, young woman there, young men. Yes,
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Speaker 3: they're going to be fucked.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's one of those things we still don't
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Speaker 1: really know the effect.
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Speaker 3: I tell you what, it's not gonna be good apart
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Speaker 3: from like bubble sense. It'd be good for you bubble lung.
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Speaker 1: Wow, you just bubbles chest, is it true?
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Speaker 3: And your lungs and your lungs from vaping vaping? Yeah, good,
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Speaker 3: it's not good. I've got to give up the darriies, man,
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Speaker 3: I've just been thinking about them. I'm just yeah, I'm
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Speaker 3: coming back.
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Speaker 1: It's like what you're going to start smoke in the middle.
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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Something quite interesting has happened in
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Speaker 3: my life. Yes, and so I've got something going on
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Speaker 3: where I've sort of like I can't really stop drinking,
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Speaker 3: and I can't I need to be more social as
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Speaker 3: a result of this thing that's happening. In my life,
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Speaker 3: and it's like, my wife's going, yeah, you got to
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Speaker 3: what be more social one. So it says, yeah, so
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Speaker 3: I got the singer, and it's like, well, I can't.
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Speaker 2: Because I can't.
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Speaker 3: In order for this thing to happen, I need to
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Speaker 3: be social and I need to make an effort. So
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Speaker 3: I can't be like oh yeah, cool, that's great and
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Speaker 3: then like not hang out with anybody for you know,
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Speaker 3: one hundred days down to seventy seven days. It's like
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Speaker 3: because you're but my wife is quite She's like, yeah, no,
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Speaker 3: you're getting need to. It's like, well, just so you know,
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Speaker 3: all the behaviors coming all the behaviors coming back, it's
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Speaker 3: all coming back. It's going to be smoking that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's very interesting because I'm always and I need to
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Speaker 2: go one way or the other. I'm just in the
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Speaker 2: middle where I run a few times a week, I
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Speaker 2: eat relatively well, and then ship on the weekends, get
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Speaker 2: drunk on the weekends most of the time. Yeah, you
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Speaker 2: just operate in this purgatory in the middle week.
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Speaker 3: But you're also at an age where your body is
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Speaker 3: like sweet yea and it just runs. So you're now
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Speaker 3: getting to an age where that's not going to be enough.
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Speaker 3: I thought it would, and so you you will get
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Speaker 3: to a point where your body just starts piling on
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Speaker 3: weight and you have to relearn your entire fitness regime.
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Speaker 3: So I started when I go to the gym when
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Speaker 3: I was like twenty six, which was felt late.
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Speaker 2: It was quite that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Jim, it was only even a thing like
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Speaker 2: the last sort of twenty years.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. I mean I remember when I started
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Speaker 3: my first running job and my boss trying to convince
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Speaker 3: me to use moisturizer.
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Speaker 2: Is it running on those in the in the movies?
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Speaker 3: You should? She goes some of my male mates ustres.
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Speaker 3: I was like, fuck off. And now it's just like,
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Speaker 3: within twenty years, you completely changed what men are like.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, so you're gonna yeah, it's easy because it's
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Speaker 3: you didn't have to do anything and you'll be fucking
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Speaker 3: ripped airs drinking per every week. That's fucking massive stretch.
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Speaker 4: But it is a real conundrum, the whole socializing thing
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Speaker 4: and not drinking and smoking.
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Speaker 1: Not the smoking, okay, but they're not drinking part.
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Speaker 4: That's why I don't really socialize, because I mean I
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Speaker 4: would love to go and just sit around with mates
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Speaker 4: and sink pest all day. But it just doesn't work
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Speaker 4: for me in the end, and so and it's and
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Speaker 4: I can still go to parties and I can still
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Speaker 4: do that when people are drinking, but it gets tedious.
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Speaker 2: Pretty people get drunk.
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Speaker 1: It gets really really quick for me.
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Speaker 4: I can glass about an hour and then I'm like,
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Speaker 4: I'm fucking done with this. Ship Now I'm out of here. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: you know, like my wife and I say going to Adelaide,
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Speaker 4: when we went to Adelaide, and it's like, geez, you know,
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Speaker 4: it would be pretty cool getting on it.
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Speaker 2: Have you ever been in a situation where have you
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Speaker 2: done it before? You sorry, you go, no, I'm really
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Speaker 2: steemed and you've thought, oh god, you know genuinely, well,
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Speaker 2: I'm quite steamed, and you guys are sober, and you've
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Speaker 2: been like, ship, this is this is really tedious to
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Speaker 2: be around Kezy right.
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Speaker 3: Now, you've only done it once on the radio.
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Speaker 1: On the radio.
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Speaker 3: You've only done it once.
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Speaker 2: Steamed on the radio. Yeah, when was that?
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Speaker 1: We don't want to get into that, but really.
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Speaker 4: There's been no, there's been a couple of occasions after the.
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Speaker 1: Show where you've been pretty steam and I was.
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Speaker 3: Fucking hell, here's an easy drug.
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Speaker 1: It's just a bit punishing. So I'm just going to
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Speaker 1: go yea, yeah, okay, it's good but not punishing. No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: but still, but you're steamed, and I'm like, okay, I'm
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Speaker 1: just a funk off out of here.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's not and it's not even everybody's steamed.
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Speaker 2: And it's funny too, because you think when you're at
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Speaker 2: that level in the middle, you're like, no, that's sweet ass,
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty good. Yeah, but it's quite obvious that you are.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, whenever you're that hair, but you must be drunk.
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Speaker 3: It's such a great figure.
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Speaker 1: Just on that.
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Speaker 4: By the way, what you're talking about of a relationship
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Speaker 4: whereby the mail and the relationship stop drinking for a
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Speaker 4: long time.
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Speaker 1: And then the wife said, oh, you're kind of tedious.
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Speaker 3: She does that to me all the time.
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Speaker 4: You're pretty boring. And he was like, and exactly what
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Speaker 4: you said. He said, all right, okay, okay, that's I
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Speaker 4: I hear you.
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Speaker 1: I know what you're saying.
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Speaker 4: It's all right, let's get on it, you know, and
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Speaker 4: it'll be like a fucking bottle.
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Speaker 1: Of wine in the morning. Let's let's get moving.
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to be at that stage. But then
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Speaker 3: I've done it before, where that's the conversation that will
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Speaker 3: be had, and then it's like, oh you're staying up,
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Speaker 3: Oh you're going to finish that bottle. It's like, yes, yes,
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Speaker 3: I'm the same person. This is this is how I drink.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Her complaint is that, and fearly is that if I'm
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Speaker 3: not drinking, I don't stop I don't stop doing. I'm
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Speaker 3: always doing something. The only thing that stops me from
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Speaker 3: doing something is drinking, because then I'm doing something, but
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Speaker 3: it's drinking. Yes, so I can sit down and drink. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: and then yeah a cavil where I'm absolutely useless.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Well that's the other thing too, is the are just
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Speaker 5: not good, No, just not good, Keysy, But you're still
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Speaker 5: at that stage and pug sons the same mind you.
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Speaker 1: Pugsan doesn't really get on.
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Speaker 3: He doesn't drink really.
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Speaker 4: Where where the hangovers are so punishing that it's just
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Speaker 4: like fuck the ship and I go for two days,
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Speaker 4: so I.
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Speaker 2: Get two days or not. I get one day hangover,
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Speaker 2: second day hitdache and just slow. But I also don't
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Speaker 2: have like kids or anything like that. When I am hungover.
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Speaker 2: We're just going to full hangover mode.
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Speaker 4: But I'm also lucky in the sense that my wife doesn't.
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Speaker 4: She doesn't drink this and not, which is great for
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Speaker 4: any She just doesn't. You know, it will go out
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Speaker 4: and I'll go fucking get into it, darling.
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Speaker 1: You know you have her. Some beusies have a have
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Speaker 1: a cocktail. It's like, nah, I don't really like how
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Speaker 1: it makes me feel.
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Speaker 4: To be honest, Okay, yeah, fair coloring and then I
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Speaker 4: get steep and then we make lovey.
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Speaker 1: Do we need to put anything on this one?
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Speaker 3: I think that was all right? So that's pretty hot?
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Speaker 2: Are a ten? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Because it has stuff keys he said, yeah, stuff.
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Speaker 2: I said, Hey, listen to the Hucky b Show four
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Speaker 2: or seven week days radio. Hurdarchy so good.