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DLHS Hour 3 | D.L. Catches Up with Comedian Earthquake · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you are going to
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  Speaker 2: be in Charlotte, North Carolina, D.L.
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  Speaker 1: And D.L. is on its way.
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  Speaker 2: Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley, anything goes out of his
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  Speaker 2: auditorium this Saturday. You know what I resent the most, man?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: I think that we do have a problem with mental
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  Speaker 2: illness in this country. And you know what we do
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  Speaker 2: for that? We pass laws where it makes it easier
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  Speaker 2: for them to get guns. It's easier to get guns
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  Speaker 2: in America than help. And a lot of people who
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  Speaker 2: vote for that, and a lot of them are women. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: So you can't then say, and then the thing that,
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  Speaker 2: the angle that I took today was that, well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she was on medicine. You know what happens to black
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  Speaker 2: women and brown women who need help? They don't get
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  Speaker 2: it because they don't believe they're in physical pain or
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  Speaker 2: emotional pain or psychological pain. I think that I've watched
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  Speaker 2: people countenance all kind of things I could never imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Now people are talking about letting them in this, well,
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  Speaker 2: they put shotguns in their parents' face and blew them off.
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  Speaker 2: And more than the act, it's the person committing it.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on what they look like in terms of
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  Speaker 2: how empathy and relatable they are to you.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Rittenhouse went and murdered two people. You didn't see
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  Speaker 1: a murder then. He was a misunderstood young man.
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  Speaker 2: Psychosis is not the sole province of just women who
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  Speaker 2: have children.
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  Speaker 1: But you could never see a man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what was wrong with that man that
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  Speaker 2: slit that woman's throat on Charlotte. But that would never
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  Speaker 2: suffice as an answer, nor should it. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 2: that you don't have these problems. I'm saying that society
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  Speaker 2: still needs a place where people who do these things
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  Speaker 2: should be away from it. Right. And they were going
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  Speaker 2: to let that woman walk free. It was a woman
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  Speaker 2: in Maine in the early 50s. She killed three kids, right?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: This is 1950s. I forgot her name. She killed three
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  Speaker 1: of her kids. She went away.
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  Speaker 2: They said she was here, got back with her husband,
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  Speaker 2: had three more kids and killed them, too. Every one
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  Speaker 2: of them juries that judge and it should all be
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  Speaker 2: on trial for that should all be on trial for that.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that because.
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  Speaker 2: Because who is who this is happening to, who is narrating,
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  Speaker 2: who has control of the narrative?
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  Speaker 1: It looks decidedly different. Even I don't care if a
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  Speaker 1: black woman did that. I wouldn't care.
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  Speaker 2: I think once you kill your children, that you forfeit
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  Speaker 2: the right to be in a civil society out loud.
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  Speaker 2: And what you don't, what you shouldn't be able to
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  Speaker 2: do is the lone black juror that stood in the gap,
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  Speaker 2: he shouldn't be getting doxxed.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see how shocked Gayle King was? I got
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  Speaker 1: to sit with that for a minute. Will you shut up? Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: This won't take care of his kids. Why do you
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  Speaker 1: care about the world? Come on. That's what it read like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that that.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you shocked? I think anybody would feel like that.
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  Speaker 2: And they were mad at this dude for asking them
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  Speaker 2: to tell him how she died again.
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  Speaker 1: You killed three kids. Three of them.
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  Speaker 4: Premeditated.
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  Speaker 2: You know, they say violence is not the answer unless
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  Speaker 2: a white woman with exercise bands is doing it, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage, comedian. and actor Earthquake. What's happening,
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  Speaker 1: baby boy?
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  Speaker 3: What up, my brother, my brother, my brother?
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird to be talking to you. Say what
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  Speaker 1: that mean?
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  Speaker 5: I said, you know, I got that GoFundMe page for
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  Speaker 5: you because we're going to keep you alive. We're going
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  Speaker 5: to keep you going. You're our star. You're our star.
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  Speaker 3: You're our star. I tell them all day long. They
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  Speaker 3: coming for my boy, man. I need $ 2.
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  Speaker 1: I need $ 2.
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  Speaker 3: For the DL. legal fun we can take time for.
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  Speaker 2: I was watching a podcast and I saw you on,
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  Speaker 2: I think this was a couple days ago, and you
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  Speaker 2: were talking about your daughter and how you were on
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  Speaker 2: the phone and you.
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  Speaker 1: Did I hear that right? Your daughter, you found out.
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  Speaker 2: That that might have been your daughter.
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  Speaker 1: You found that out on the radio or something like that?
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  Speaker 3: No, it was my counterfeit son. I call it counterfeit.
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  Speaker 5: A counterfeit baby when a woman know it ain't yours,
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  Speaker 5: but she.
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  Speaker 3: Pass it on.
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  Speaker 5: I got that call on Father's Day, and it was
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  Speaker 5: the best Father's Day gift I ever.
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  Speaker 3: Got in my life.
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  Speaker 1: It's a counterfeit. It's Monopoly money, baby.
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  Speaker 3: It's food stamp, baby. Yeah, it's counterfeit money. It's a
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  Speaker 3: $ 4 bill.
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  Speaker 5: And everybody played it so well. I told I was
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  Speaker 5: in the Truman Show. Even the baby was a baby actor.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, hey, daddy. You know, all of them
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  Speaker 5: knew that kid wasn't mine. But everybody played. That kid
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  Speaker 5: should be on, you know, Oscar because he sure had
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  Speaker 5: me thinking I was his father.
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  Speaker 1: No, man, that's not the one.
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  Speaker 2: That's not the one in the special you was going
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  Speaker 2: to his games and he wasn't getting in the game.
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  Speaker 3: That one? No, that's the real one. I'm saying this
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  Speaker 3: Caliphate one was the one up in Cleveland, man.
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  Speaker 5: And she knew him for 15 years, passed that baby
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  Speaker 5: like a bad cigar.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it was terrible.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Do you like him still? Y'all still talk?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I ain't talked to him since Notification. I got
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  Speaker 3: three of my own.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to squeeze time in to spend quality time with.
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  Speaker 3: Because they're not part of my foundation.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Colby, you know somebody on this line, and
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  Speaker 2: it ain't the two dudes, was adopted, so she's taking
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  Speaker 2: none of this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny to her.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, relax your mind a little bit, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Don't play with me.
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  Speaker 2: There's more than one counter for a baby on this call.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: The one and only Urquhart. Man, I love you.
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  Speaker 2: Tell T I said hi. Tell your old lady I
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  Speaker 2: love her, and I will see you soon, man.
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  Speaker 3: Love you.
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  Speaker 1: Take care and kick the ass.
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  Speaker 3: I love you more, man, and you the best, brother.
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  Speaker 3: God bless y'all. Thank y'all.
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  Speaker 1: God bless you. Love you, man. Talk to you in
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  Speaker 1: a bit.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. President
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  Speaker 4: Trump is defending the artificial intelligence industry on social media,
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  Speaker 4: asserting that the only guardrail AI requires is a strong
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  Speaker 4: executive leader, while alleging a conspiracy against data centers.
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  Speaker 1: That ultimately benefits... foreign competitors.
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  Speaker 4: In Southern California, authorities are increasing security patrols around former
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  Speaker 4: Vice President Kamala Harris' Malibu home after security personnel intercepted
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  Speaker 4: a female trespasser late Friday night while Harris and her
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  Speaker 4: husband were away. In Los Angeles, Grammy-winning rapper Lil Durk
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  Speaker 4: real name Dirk Banks, was acquitted of all charges in
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  Speaker 4: a 2022 murder-for-hire plot, targeting his rival, Quando Rondo, though
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  Speaker 4: he remains in federal custody for an upcoming racketeering trial.
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  Speaker 4: And on the gridiron, the NFL kicked off its first
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  Speaker 4: full Sunday with the Detroit Lions edging New Orleans 31-30
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  Speaker 4: in overtime.
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  Speaker 1: The New York.
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  Speaker 4: Giants defeated the Dallas Cowboys 28-20 on Sunday Night Football.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Sybil Wilkes. Be informed. Be empowered.