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The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 65 · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  What up, Hammer and Hank? How are you? How you
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  doing, buddy? Doing pretty good. If I hit the
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  button, would you be ready to start the show?
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  Down four. Mm -hmm. You're listening to The Hammer
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  and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy.
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  How are you? I'm glad we did a show this week,
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  even though I'm really trying to push it out
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  there, push out the content, you know? Episode
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  65. Our show is officially a senior citizen.
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  I just sent you a PSA. Do you want to begin the
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  show with it? I sent you a PSA just now. Henry
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  Oaks, I understand. I have the PSA in front of
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  me. Do you want me to play it to begin the show?
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  Yes. You're not going to be able to hear it on
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  your end, but I'll point to you when we're done.
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  Right now. You can make a difference. Did you
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  know that autism is the fastest growing developmental
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  disability in the country, but early help can
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  change everything. Does your child make eye contact?
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  Respond to their name, play with other kids,
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  or does your child focus only on one toy or one
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  object? You know your child best. If something
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  doesn't feel right, trust that feeling and get
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  help early. Learn the signs at AutismSpeaks .org
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  slash signs. You can make a difference. Find
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  out what's going on in the Bay Area. Visit 981thebreeze
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  .com slash calendar. I like that. Now, it talked
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  about how you obsess over, how autistic people
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  obsess over one thing. Maybe I have a little
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  autism because I obsess over radio, Hanky. I
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  have ADHD. Me too. What is your radio memory
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  of the week? My radio memory of the week? I have...
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  What is? What is... Started my second stint at
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  KCRH way back in 2010. How was it back at KCRH
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  in 2010? It was very good. What was so good about
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  it? I got to play a lot of music, interact with
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  people. That's good. I'm proud of you. I'll be
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  back on KCRH with a special show this Monday.
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  What's going on? What's the latest in the Hammer
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  and Hank air show and KCRH? Any news? I'm coming
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  back to KCRH. My show will probably be on Wednesday.
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  Hell yeah! Every Wednesday from 10 a .m. to noon.
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  How many tours have you done there? And when
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  I say tours, I'm making a joke like serving in
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  a war. How many times have you, how many years
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  have you been on KCRH altogether? A lot. Too
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  many to count, right? Too many to count, yep.
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  You know what else there is too much to count
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  of? How many times you have been on the nationally
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  syndicated Woody Show? A lot. How's that going?
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  Pretty good. What do you guys do? We're doing
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  a segment called Woody Show Crossfire. Is that
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  how Woody introduces it? Yep. What do you guys
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  talk about on that? Got this in the news. Yeah.
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  Sounds interesting. It's definitely the Woody
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  shows. It's going to be interesting. On a scale
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  of one to 10, how much do you love being on the
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  Woody show in 50 cities? 11. That's always your
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  number. Not 12 or 13? 11. That makes sense. Hammer
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  and Hank, do you have any other radio memories
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  in your 40 years of radio? Yes. What? I got to
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  host a nightclub back in 1997. Oh, yeah. What
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  nightclub? It was somebody's nightclub in Fremont.
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  Did you get a blowjob there? No, I danced with
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  some females, so. Were they Latina? Yes, they
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  were. Oh, yeah. You love. Yep. On a one to ten,
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  how much do you love Latino women? Eleven. That
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  is your number. I thought it'd be a million.
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  They got big booties for dice. Hey, buddy. Spank
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  it. I'm hammering Hank. Any updates? Do you know
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  what I'm going to ask you? It's not church news.
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  Do you know what I want to ask you the update
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  about? What? Guess. Make one guess. Radio career.
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  No. How the hell is the transition? No, now you're
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  becoming another gender. How is the transition
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  of you becoming a member of Hinge? I never joined
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  yet. I haven't joined yet. Well, time's going
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  by. I think you did well on there. Okay. I'm
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  going to look into how I can help you date because
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  I want you to get, dude, why don't you just join?
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  Join today. I should probably say no. You're
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  57 years old. I love you. Dude, you got rocks
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  that got to get off. Now, obviously. You would
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  need to specify that you don't drive and that
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  you're autistic, but that you're high functioning,
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  but I think you're fine. I think you're good.
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  I mean, don't you want to bang out a Latina hot
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  piece of ass? Yes. Who wouldn't? Hammer and Hank,
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  I'm going to ask you. Work on that this week
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  and don't even ask Smurfette. I don't want to
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  get in trouble with Smurfer. But you're 55 years
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  old. You're AARP. You deserve love. Cool, buddy.
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  Right? Cool, buddy. We'll see if that happens.
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  If I had the music, would you be ready for the
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  joke? Yes, buddy. All right, let me hit it. Hank's
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  joke hitting like a thumper. Oh, yeah. Punch
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  lines cracking louder than a cat. No punk. Ryan
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  Hoppy rides shotgun with oak. Next joke of the
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  day got us rolling on the floor. Comedy gold
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  from the top to the core. Oh, yeah. What do you
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  got, Hank? Did I bring you a ruler to bed? Say
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  it one more time. Why did I bring you a ruler
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  to bed? Why? Because I wanted to see how long
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  I slept. Oh, yeah. Why did I take my computer
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  to the doctor? Why? Because it had a virus. Ha
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  -ha! Why did I bring an umbrella to work? Why?
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  Because my boss said there was a chance of a
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  brainstorm. Wrong button. Next! Why did I put
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  my watch in the refrigerator? Why? Because I
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  wanted to freeze time. Why did I bring a chair
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  to the party? Why? Because I wanted to sit this
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  one out. Why did I take the pistol on vacation?
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  Why? Because I wanted to draw some attention.
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  Why did I bring a broom to work? Why? Because
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  I wanted to sleep the competition. Okay. Why
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  did I put a wall on a diet? Why? Because it was
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  losing weight anyway. Mm -hmm. Why did I bring
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  Matt to the bar? Why? Because I was looking for
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  a happy hour. Are you okay? Why did I bring Clark
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  to lunch? Why? Because it was time to eat. And
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  this is for the jokes. You got trivia for me?
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  If I hit the music? Yes. Alright. Let me hit
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  the music about trivia right now. Let me hit
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  the music. Yeah, we bring in the knowledge up.
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  Take a seat. Ready on for trivia. Who had the
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  top ten hit remake record you keep me hanging
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  on back in 1987? Who? Kim Wilde. Nice. Never
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  heard of it. Who had the top ten hit record Waiting
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  for a Star to Fall back in 1988? Bado. Nope.
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  Boy meets girl. Never heard of it. Next. That's
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  it for the trivia for this week. So Hank, have
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  you heard of Wayne Mesmer? Yes. He's the public
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  address announcer for the Cubs, the Saints, and
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  the Nationals. It was some of their games. Did
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  you know that before I texted you this week?
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  Yes, I did. Hammer and Hank. Guess what? Yes.
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  So the church, my mom's Roman Catholic church
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  that, She goes to a lot of radio personalities
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  and TV anchors that are Roman Catholic will visit.
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  Like Kevin Matthews, who was on 97 .9 The Loop,
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  wrote a book about how the praying a rosary helps
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  him with his ALS. It's called Broken Mary. Anyway,
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  so in Chicago, there's a lot of Catholics and
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  a lot of the media figures are. And Wayne Mesmer
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  was at a church luncheon at St. Edna's Church
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  in Arlington Heights, Illinois. And my mom is
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  a big fan of you. She loves you. Everyone loves
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  Hank. Well, my mom played your latest national
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  anthem for Wayne. My mom played your latest national
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  anthem for Wayne Mesmer. And Wayne Mesmer wanted
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  to say that he's proud of you and that he loves
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  that you got all the lyrics right. So this week's
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  listener comment is Wayne Mesmer, one of the
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  greatest national anthem singers ever, saying
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  he's proud of you, Hank. Thank you, buddy. You're
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  welcome, dude. Isn't that pretty cool that Wayne
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  Mesmer knows who you are? Yep. You got this.
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  When's your next national anthem? Next Friday
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  at the Haywood National Park. They'll be taking
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  it on the Royal. Kickoff is today for 7 p .m.
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  Where is it at? One more time. Haywood High.
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  All right. That sounds good. All right, Henry
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  and Hank. That's what I'm playing. Church music.
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  Man, we have such good chemistry. Oh, what's
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  going on at church? Are we returning to CB First
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  Church and Cash Rally this Sunday? Mm -hmm. We
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  have a guest speaker. Nice. Who is that? Another
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  Pastor John. Nice. So many Johns out there. Mm
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  -hmm. They're pimps. What are you learning from
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  Jesus? I mean, Jeebus. How to become a better
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  person? I think you do a good job already, but
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  I'm proud of you, bud. Anything else in the world
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  of church? I wish I could do more for the church.
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  I think you do enough, but you do more than me.
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  I'm going to burn in hell. You're the best. If
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  I had the music, are you ready for Buddy on the
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  Lake? Yes. All right, let me hit the Buddy of
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  the Week music right here. Hmm. Yo. It's never
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  an episode. Autistic genius always keeping it
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  dank. Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun.
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  Roll call for the buddies. We just having some
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  fun. Buddy of the Week. We're going to get the
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  crown. I ain't bringing smiles. Hank, who is
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  your buddies of the week? Definitely Wayne Mesmer.
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  Hell yeah. The legend, the GOAT. Anybody else?
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  He loved my national anthem. I honestly, when
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  my mom told me that, Hank, that absolutely made
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  my day because I know how hard you work at it.
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  And honestly. You may not have the singing voice
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  of like that African -American woman. Like you
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  do a good job at singing, but you may not have
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  the like vocal cords of some people that have
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  messed it up. But like, for example, Fergie,
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  but you get the lyrics down because you're fucking
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  smart and a legend. I'm proud of you. A big up
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  to Hammer and Hank. Fucking legend. Any other
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  buddies? Yes? Who? Tom Lofian. Who's that? He's
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  my teacher, Shabo. Oh, your teacher at KCRH?
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  Yep. I had lunch with him this past Wednesday.
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  What'd you get to eat? The volcano, which is
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  pancakes, eggy -beggy, sausage, and bacon. Sounds
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  delicious. Any other buddies? That's it. You
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  got a prick? Nope, not this week. You always
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  write that in your prep and then you never have
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  a prick. But you do have a prick. You just need
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  your prick to get touched by a Latina woman.
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  Anyway, I thought that was funny. Anything else
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  on your mind? Yes. What's happening? I think
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  my audition is seeing the National Anthem at
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  the Santa Cruz Warriors game anytime soon. Is
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  that like the NBA D -League? That's the G League.
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  Yeah, I guess they used to be called the D League.
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  Now it's the G League. Yeah, I think that'd be
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  perfect. I think that would be, is that an affiliate
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  of the Warriors? Yes. I think that would be your
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  in. My goal, my dream. I could make it in radio.
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  I could get a hot ass wife that fucks me every
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  day and sucks me off in the morning. But hey,
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  if you were to sing the national anthem at a
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  Warriors game. None of those goals would need
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  to be achieved. I would fly out for that. That
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  would be awesome. So we're going to make it happen.
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  Give me the contact info and I will help you
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  out. Anything else? That's it. Hank, I've been
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  kind of a tired man and like, oh, he's in true
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  Hammer and Hank fashion. You cheered me up. Hammer
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  and Hank, what is the moral? What is the lesson
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  for today's show? Never, never give up. And always
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  stay focused on your goals. Yeah. Hank. And I'll
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  talk to you real soon. Peace in your hood. Love
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  you, bro. Love you. Bye. See you next week. Bye,
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  buddy. I'll text you in five minutes. And there
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  goes Hammer and Hank. If you're listening on
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  Fresno, Hoppy Hour is up next. Then the Wake
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  and Bake Mix and then Hoppy Hour. And if you're
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  listening on the podcast, search Hoppy Radio.
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  Yo, Mike Crackle, hammering Hank on the tackle.
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  Autistic mind sharper than a bone -chilling shackle.
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  Henry Oates with the hops, Ryan hop in the spot.
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  Radio waves hitting hard like a chef with a pot.
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  Farewell, hammering Hank, gotta close up the
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  show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used
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  to flow. Autism warrior, always running the glow.
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  But all good things gotta let the curtain go
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  slow. On the dial, spitting truth with his unique
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  grind. Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on
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  the line. Ryan on the Mike Henry's rhythm divine.
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  They the blueprint. Every beat they design. Static
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  in the speakers where the laughter used to ride.
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  Hank led the show with that beautiful pride.
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  Autism didn't stop him, not amplified. Hammer
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  and Hank forever immortalized. Farewell, Hammer
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  and Hank. Gotta close up the show. Legend in
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  the booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism
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  warrior always running the glow. But all good
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  things gotta lift the curtain. a ghost he a host
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  with the sauce Henry Oaks and Reinhardt lightning
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  never lost puzzle piece crown man this dude was
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  the boss city Mr. Voice that's the ultimate cost
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  Fair well, Hammer and Hank gotta close up the
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  show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used
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  to flow. Here's a woman, you're always running
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  aglow. But all good things gotta let the curtain
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  go slow. Radio gate never goes. He a host with
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  the sauce. Henry Oaks and Ryan Harp. Lightning
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  never lost. Puzzle piece crown. Man, this dude
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  was the boss. That's the ultimate cost. What's
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