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"I Think Murdock has a PokeProblem" · Bean and Superbad

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  I don't know how I'm going to Uber drive.
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  I need to go home, smoke dope to stay alive.
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  I haven't seen my mom in three days.
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  I wonder if mud legit dad took her away.
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  I went to my garage. My car doesn't start, there's
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  nothing really I can do. I need to coping to come pick me
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  up. My duck car doesn't start and I
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  think I might kill myself. Now back to the greatest show no
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  one knows about. I agree.
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  This is the BS show. You're welcome.
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  Three weeks in a row, 3 weeks, I think we can officially say
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  we're back. Yeah, I think so.
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  I it's been a super bad show. I almost forgot to introduce who
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  we are, what we are. I think tonight we also might
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  have a full house for the first time.
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  These three shows, three different casts.
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  It's pretty crazy. Super Bad will be coming in hot
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  from his running of a show of Rob Schneider.
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  I'm sure he probably doesn't want me getting too much of it,
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  but I have a story that personally happened to me this
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  week involving Rob Schneider, a true story that we're going to
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  get into, and it's really funny. Speaking of him and he, he
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  brought it to existence. Yeah, it was really weird
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  because we made the jokes but and I don't want to turn our
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  show into Rob Schneider suck show because I mean, that's
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  pretty obvious, Everyone knows that.
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  But it's so funny because we talked about it last week and
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  then I was going, I was going to say I can retell it later when
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  Ryan gets here. So if everyone pretty much knows
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  you're Rob Schneider's if you don't, he was, yeah, yeah, you
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  should do it. Douche Bigelow making copies if
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  you're older like SNL, that kind of.
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  Stuff. Why are you?
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  Why are you pointing and look at me like that?
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  Is he not every time there's. A fat thing?
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  Hip Hop. Yeah, it wasn't fat, it was old.
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  Not this time, but it's in a. Just give it a minute every
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  single time about a Betty getting smashed somewhere and
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  they didn't know something about somebody's dad.
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  And you look at me, someone's overweight.
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  You look at me now you're talking about this.
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  Because you're in my visionary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  That's cool, man. It's cool.
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  This bit brought to you by Hummus.
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  So Rob Schneider is now known as a far right wing.
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  We should reinstate the draft like crazy super down the rabbit
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  hole tries to come up with a lot of different.
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  He's trying to create his version of the view.
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  Yeah, he's he's. As tall as he is, that won't.
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  Work he's lost his he's lost his mind a little in my opinion, but
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  he's super anti woke is my point.
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  And the reason I bring this up is because I pop into a grocery
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  store on like was it yesterday, yesterday day before?
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  And who do I see as I come around the corner?
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  I'm at Whole Foods, by the way. That's not where you would think
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  a super anti woke person would shop.
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  Right. I guess not all right.
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  It's very, I mean, even with corporate, it's known as more of
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  like the liberal store, is it not?
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  It tends to. To the.
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  Left, it says. The store is a store to me.
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  No, but I mean like if you're if you're one of those comedians
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  that lived life on that kind of thing.
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  I've told the stories before about he how he has a lookable
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  bodyguard guy that's with him. So I walk in, he's in, he's
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  staying there with his bodyguard guy.
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  He's got a cart full of groceries.
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  He's right outside about to walk into the line to put your stuff
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  down, but he's not. He is taking his cart and
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  whenever someone walks by he's backing into them, bumping into
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  them to. Get people to.
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  Exactly what he is doing and 1st I was like what's is it a bit?
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  I'm, like, looking around. No.
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  And he's like, oh, excuse me. Yeah, it's Rob Schneider.
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  It's Rob. Schneider.
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  And no one oh shit, you guys not was even acknowledged.
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  They were giving him looks like excuse me, like he's like that's
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  right. And he kept doing that and I'm
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  like, is there is are they filming something?
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  It was sad. He probably had metal, he
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  probably had metal glasses on. He.
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  Looks so bad too, because he's got like he's.
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  Recording something? He's wearing something that just
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  nothing matches. He's got like a what's the?
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  What are the? What are the hats like the
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  fedora? Not a fedora like the.
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  Bowler. Yeah, like a bowler.
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  Weird. And he's wearing like kind of
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  almost like a kanga hat kind of, but like a small, like the old
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  bowler one, like from the 30s, OK.
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  And he's wearing like a striped wife beater with these really
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  short tight shorts on with grandpa socks up to almost his
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  knees. So he's trying to look, yeah,
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  inconspicuous, but. Inconspicuous hipster trying to
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  look bad on purpose to look good because he's trying to get
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  irrelevant. And and then doing I was in
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  there for probably 15 minutes. He never left that spot, never
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  finished the line, never unloaded the groceries kept
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  doing the same thing and the employees are gap like it's it's
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  starting. I didn't say long enough to see
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  what transpired, but so. Either he was trying to get
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  inspiration for a joke. A bit or to have stories he
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  probably know, oh, I'm going to be able to say random or
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  everyone recognized me or whatever.
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  Yeah. Or no one recognized me.
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  That's I did this all day and no one recognized.
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  Legal monster probably plays on the other side.
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  Of the yeah, he'd be like, yeah, every people are running into me
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  and right, yeah. So I just thought that was, it
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  was really funny to walk around the corner and he looks terrible
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  like. Chasing the white girl but
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  terrible. This sucks.
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  Bodyguard is like I want to help.
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  No, it's funny because his bodyguard is also a shorter guy,
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  but a little taller. Bald.
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  He's that pretend man, strong. We got like arms in the chest.
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  He holding in, Yeah. He holding that's not muscle,
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  that's fat being held as. Again, dude, I.
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  See what you're saying? She's.
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  Right. Thank you man, I know I take
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  shots at him and push him down emotional flights and stairs.
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  You're. All getting comfortable again.
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  Don't let those listeners ever feel bad for you like I hurt you
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  emotionally. Look right over.
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  Right at me and action cool man. So that was my fun story for the
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  week. Anything happen?
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  Why don't you ask the fellas first you want?
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  Me to swing around because I know you have some stuff we were
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  talking before the show had a full week have you guys week OK.
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  So uh oh. Uh huh.
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  Frank gave the. The double I.
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  Didn't really come in here thinking of the story and I
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  didn't like that, but since you put us on the spot like that, I
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  got 1. It's like I also ran into Rob
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  Schneider. I wish 7 white.
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  Girls out of like, you can do it, but so like I'm at his job
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  and we dig an estimate and all this other stuff.
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  And this lady's she has she has this German shepherd.
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  She's like, Oh yeah, he's cool. He doesn't bite, but he's blind.
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  I'm like, OK, you know, I ain't never met a blind German
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  shepherd, ain't never seen one, you know what I mean?
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  So we walking through the house and everything and.
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  They lose their they lose their sight in the war.
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  I don't know. She didn't give me no stories.
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  She didn't give me no story or nothing.
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  I have no clue. But the eyes look like marbles,
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  like, like, like what? Not the marbles with the little
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  designs in them, but the marbles that are like, kind of metallic
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  look. Yeah, kind of, you know, I mean,
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  it's got that Sheen to it. I'm like, OK, she ain't lying
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  about this blind dog, right? So we walking through the house,
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  getting our SMS and everything. My partner, he had to use the
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  restroom. So I'm waiting outside in the
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  hallway, the dogs playing with this rubber tire.
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  And I'm standing there, not making a sound, just standing
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  there, start moving my feet and seeing if it was noticing
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  anything. I'm like, I know the dog's
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  blind. Off this blind German Shepherd.
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  Let me check. I'm like, I know he's blind, but
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  I'm curious, right? All anybody else sees is a black
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  dude harassing a blind. Dog.
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  I'm the only one standing in the living room.
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  She's on the she's on the call. She's on the phone call in the
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  hallway or in her office somewhere.
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  Calling the police. She had a, she had an
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  interesting gall, by the way. But I'm standing in the dog
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  chewing on this tire and I move my feet.
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  His ears perk up. So I'm thinking, OK, now he's
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  probably want somebody to play a fetch with him with this tire.
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  So I'm watching him. He's like 10 feet away.
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  He's walking straight, he's walking.
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  And I'm standing with my, I'm standing and my legs are opening
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  up for a dog, a small dog to walk through.
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  So I'm just standing still. He walks, he walks, he walks.
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  He gets like he's getting ready to walk between my legs and I
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  move. The dog takes off and then turns
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  around and looks at me like looks around.
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  Or did he look at you? Yeah, I don't know, but he was
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  looking around like what The. Like, what the hell was that?
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  I know it's someone else in here, but what the hell was
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  that? But it was kind of funny to see.
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  Yeah, He he's blind and he. Also gave.
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  Frank, would you just I tortured a blind dog, I.
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  Didn't torture. Him he he said goodbye to
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  Cherokee in sign language. The dog was like what the.
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  Gave a little one of those what German shepherd turned around
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  with his old ghosty Yoda eyes and looked at Cherokee and said.
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  This smashed Stanzi, Alfin, mine, Schwartz and Pine.
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  Deal with the yoga or a Yoda voice.
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  Fashion fucking three sauce reducing.
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  Look. Like Schwartzi, which sports you
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  are? That's black in German.
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  If you didn't put that one together, the dog says wait a
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  minute, somebody smells guilty. It's German Shepherd.
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  It's not my shepherd. Dog.
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  The dog immediately starts reporting Frank when he walks
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  and he's by what? Frank gets home and there's
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  people at the door. You got anybody in your in your
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  attic? Whatever the dudes like, what in
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  the hell would anybody want with a blind dog?
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  Was. Like is my blind?
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  You. Idiot.
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  I'm blind, you idiot. Bleep, bleep, bleep.
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  What are you laughing at? And then I'm leaving the lady
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  she's like, I don't know, 50 something years old.
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  She keep like repeating about like when yeah, the house is
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  going to get left for when she dies to her brother and all this
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  other. She said it like 3 times.
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  So it's like, is she like saying some shit without saying some
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  shit? You know what I mean?
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  Like she's going to die here for too long and she's trying to get
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  the house ready. I'm going to die here or
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  whatever. So as I'm leaving we're shaking
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  her hand and everything and she stops and then mad like looks at
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  my hand. She's like instinctively.
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  No, she was like. Help.
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  You have some some pretty big hands.
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  I'm like, all right, I'm like this lady trying to hit on me.
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  Yeah. So then I hit her with a gorilla
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  joke. So.
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  Oh no. Even a gorilla joke.
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  I just told I went. I just told I went to Busch
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  Gardens in, in, in the the gorilla.
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  Even better. In the gorilla.
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  Thought it was just going to. Enclosure area There is this
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  like statue thing to where you can either put like a human hand
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  or a gorilla hand and my and my hand damn near fit in the
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  gorilla hand I. Saw that wrong too.
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  Yeah. It's the German Shepherd thing
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  now. It's got me really looking at
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  things on the wrong side of the table tonight.
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  A little sharp. Well, it's going to be a hard
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  pivot from at the Pokémon, I can tell you that.
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  It's J JS turn to follow that bro.
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  I can't follow that out, but I just been chilling most of the
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  time. Like I've just been working and
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  chilling. That's about it.
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  Any blind German shepherds coming into seafood section?
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  Nah, well, there was like a Surface Dogs, but that's about
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  it. Do you get the old ladies to
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  come in and ask you like how fresh it?
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  Is Yep. Constantly.
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  Constantly. You you should say how fresh is
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  it? Man, this smells sounds like
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  your perfume. And just leave it at that.
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  How fresh is it? It's.
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  Like, man, I came over to say if you need help, but clearly I can
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  tell you've already been helped. Yeah, yeah.
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  Is that what you're you've already had?
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  I could put that shit out like 10 seconds ago and maybe like,
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  is it fresh? I'm like I just.
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  Put I just thought it out, of course it's fresh.
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  Like come on, 'cause we basically just thought shit out
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  isn't. It's salmon.
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  He's like, well, it started blue and now it's a orange is purple.
• 12:39
  Good luck with that. Fresh salmon, like you got to
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  think about it when you buy salmon here.
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  I don't think salmon is NA native to Florida, not that I
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  don't. Think so.
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  Yeah. So they're there for, I mean,
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  it's fresh, but it ain't that fresh.
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  Yeah. We.
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  Export it's freezer fresh there's.
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  Probably farms, right? Oh yeah, you.
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  Probably, I mean, but still it's farm salmon glass frozen.
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  They're not native. Take here I believe.
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  Out of a farm and. Most of it's like farm.
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  Raised harvest it right there. And but it's getting flown here.
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  Seafood is. Or delivered here somehow.
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  It's not pretty. Of all the proteins, it's good
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  though that you wouldn't want to eat, which is all of them,
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  right? That's about it.
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  Which ones your your most favorite if you had to eat one
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  right now? They eat meat.
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  Yep. If you had to eat meat, is it?
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  Is it going to be poultry? Is it going?
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  To be seafood. Is it going to be?
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  Some yard bird, that's what you're saying.
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  Probably, yeah. Probably Chicken Man.
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  Really. Some some yikin.
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  Some. I mean all or do.
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  You like some yikin and a biscuit?
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  If I yolk out a rainbow trout when we're up in North Carolina.
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  I just like fish, even when I eat meat.
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  I didn't ever like fish. Tuna's OK.
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  Like some albacore, Some white chunk albacore.
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  How about like? Tuna, smoked catfish.
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  I remember like in that a little bit.
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  All right, that's kind of oily. I didn't.
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  Sound like a Cyborg, like he remembered.
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  Processed the fish. Like.
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  Memory bank, yeah. I remember that.
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  File not found. File not found.
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  I used to like. He's using microfiche in his
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  head, playing back to the. Going back to. 1998 Yeah, yeah,
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  yeah. Oh yeah.
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  I remember tuna. I remember the taste of smoked
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  salmon. I used to love that.
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  Yeah, yeah, Tuna. Tasted like file not found.
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  Oh. Man, that's funny to think
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  about. Like 'cause you don't eat any,
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  any meat anymore. So like, when you describe what
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  you used to like, it sounds foreign to us because we could
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  be like, yeah, the last time I ate tuna was like, O2 months
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  ago. Yeah, I like tuna.
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  But he's like, yeah, I remember liking it.
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  That was my favorite. Way back in the.
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  Day, way back in the day, yeah. Smoked salmon was good too.
• 14:44
  That candy shit. I, I shaved some ginger and had
• 14:49
  fresh cloves of garlic, OK, And I put that into a, a steak, a
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  tuna steak, you know, the red, red tuna, a nice three finger.
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  Piece of meat, not 2, not 3. It's got to be 3 when I go to
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  any butcher, when I go to any spot and they ask me how what I
• 15:05
  want. I want three fingers.
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  What's he say? He's get out of here right now
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  before I kill you. I'm.
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  Sorry, this is Publix. I thought I was in the kitchen
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  next door, right? They yell and scream when we go
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  to Fuklakta, they bow at me, they say what up like but in
• 15:24
  their way and so I got range like that.
• 15:27
  So I've got people all over the world and I guess they kind of
• 15:31
  know who you are when you walk up to him.
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  They like, oh, you know, we've had stories about Murdoch,
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  certain people darker than me, which is most because I'm, I'm
• 15:41
  pasty. But the girls be like, man, you,
• 15:44
  you, you date black girls, don't you?
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  And I was like, wow, like, how do you.
• 15:47
  What made you say that to me? And then the Asian girls, they
• 15:51
  come up rolling up on me and they start speaking.
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  Whatever. Like, like they know.
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  Yeah. Like they read it on me.
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  Yeah. Like, there's a notch.
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  There's a number. Smell it?
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  Like, oh, there's thirteen of them.
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  He's been over there 13 times. But the folk clock TA they, they
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  say hey, and they, they bow. So now I, I give a little, just
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  a little John Wick bow, you know, a little Keanu Reeves.
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  Just some real subtle. Let them know.
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  Yeah, I know you and your people.
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  That we keep your, your, your gun and your gold coins for all
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  your but. It would be 3 shillings that.
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  Would be, yeah, you wouldn't. Instead of a John Wick style
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  thing, though, it would be more of like like a Betty Haven.
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  Like he opened it up and they would be just like sex toys and
• 16:32
  condoms and Lube. And he I got a Betty Dex, not a
• 16:34
  Rolodex or a Holodex. It's a it's a Betty Dex, Betty
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  Dex. And it's, it's color corded, you
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  know, so. You know, you used to run in
• 16:41
  Atlanta and Ludacris wrote that song Hose.
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  Hose in different area codes. Yeah, just we did.
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  We did have a few drinks together.
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  Yeah. The Dungeon family.
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  Yeah, man, Goody mob I'm. Not kidding when I say that I'm
• 16:55
  not kidding. No, I mean.
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  All the. Stories Were you here last week
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  when you was? Or were you here the week you
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  were showing the dreads and the cornrows and everything?
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  We don't think he was there, Yeah.
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  That was last week that. Was last week.
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  Who did I say he was all he looked like?
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  Wait, wait. Wait, Danny McBride.
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  You like Kenny Powers? Yeah.
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  Kenny Powers. Yeah, Yeah, you did.
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  Yeah. Danny McBride.
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  Sure. Kenny talk life.
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  Yeah, remind, remind him to show you the corn.
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  Corn Rd. You had them.
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  He had them. He had them, yeah.
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  Shocker. Well, you like grilled out and
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  everything too. I, I had some open faced golds
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  with top and bottom when I went to Atlanta my first week, my
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  first day. I mean, I get to Greenbrier.
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  I won't exaggerate. I had one white employee, one in
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  Lenox Mall. He was Amish.
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  He has suspenders, a beard. And he says 1 white employee.
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  He was so white. He was 6 white employees.
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  Yeah. And he sat out there and he was
• 17:49
  land bars on the fishing line, our lease line at the store, all
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  they were in line stores, you know.
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  That's all these physical bars are.
• 17:55
  Verbal bars. Verbal bars.
• 17:57
  OK, so he's spitting bars and getting it though.
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  Like getting. And he's Amish, so he looks like
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  Weird Al Yankovic or Kingpin. He's fucking Amish and he's out
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  there just crushing. And his name was Ishmael.
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  And I was like, ish, you can't spit out here at the line.
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  We're selling phones. And he's like, yeah, you know,
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  son, but and he talked to me like, like he was a all the
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  white guy with the that's a horrible freestyler.
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  What's his name of the white dude?
• 18:26
  Rick No Rock Rock G6. G6.
• 18:33
  That's G Eazy. Rick, What is his name?
• 18:36
  Riff Raff. Riff raff, Riff raff.
• 18:39
  So he talks like riff raff and he like he's been electrocuted
• 18:44
  show just how I did. You know what I'm saying?
• 18:46
  And I'm like Ish and I look at him and look at me what's going
• 18:50
  on here. So I appreciate effort and I
• 18:53
  love to negotiate, said all right, Ish, you have 12:45 phone
• 18:58
  a day, so you need 5 phones a week to stay employed, to stay
• 19:01
  here. That's what that's what I need
• 19:02
  and that's where we're. At so I can get 5 reps in a a
• 19:05
  sale. If you can give me if you can
• 19:08
  give me 10 new activations, not upgrade you give me 210
• 19:11
  activations. I'll come down here once a week
• 19:13
  with you, but you can spit at the bars and spit up the line as
• 19:16
  much as you want bed, son, bed son.
• 19:18
  All right, did like 25 phones that next week and.
• 19:21
  I told you. That.
• 19:23
  Told you. I get to that mall and he's out
• 19:25
  there getting it and getting it and he's like, yeah, yeah.
• 19:28
  And his, he got his hat on still.
• 19:29
  It was wild. Atlanta was wild.
• 19:32
  But I rolled up into Atlanta. I'm getting son.
• 19:34
  Son, to fire the district manager, my first act, as you
• 19:39
  know, this national sales trainer, I had to go to Atlanta
• 19:42
  and let Khadijah, her name was Khadijah, as angry.
• 19:46
  From Living Color and she. None of them, yeah.
• 19:51
  That's the she played in living color.
• 19:52
  Yeah, I remember well. Well, she and then she played
• 19:57
  the race card because you know, it's.
• 20:00
  That's race card, not race card. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:02
  I got it with the with. My district managers, I had 23
• 20:05
  district managers that called me boss.
• 20:07
  That was my market. The whole country was my
• 20:09
  markets. With 23 district managers.
• 20:10
  I grabbed the the the numbers from the month and I point at
• 20:14
  the bottom and I said you're not getting fired because you're
• 20:17
  black, you're getting fired because you suck at your.
• 20:19
  Job No, no, you don't miss the white man.
• 20:22
  I'm telling you right now, it's because all white.
• 20:25
  HR Jim Zufall in Ludgate had to come up here to Atlanta.
• 20:30
  He's got. He's still mad about that shit.
• 20:33
  He missed that job. And it was so delicate because
• 20:36
  it's it's, it's, it's race related.
• 20:38
  He mad because he liked black women and she played.
• 20:41
  It true. That's true.
• 20:42
  I moved her an hour and a half away to Gainesville, GA.
• 20:47
  Her market was in Gainesville, GA South.
• 20:49
  She had to. That's N up.
• 20:50
  Near up, near up. Up on the on the line.
• 20:53
  That's right. So she had to drive like over an
• 20:55
  hour to work and then she only got 1 store.
• 20:57
  I had to move her lateral because if I fired her, it was
• 20:59
  going to be a shit short. You know, it was going to be bad
• 21:02
  for the company and stuff. So I just I moved her over there
• 21:05
  that we get to keep your job. And then she.
• 21:08
  Just had a political office, like a seat locally.
• 21:11
  Must say her numbers are still bad.
• 21:13
  Yeah, down there on onat high on old National Highway.
• 21:16
  Yeah man, I claim don't me throw gang scientists or you may easy
• 21:21
  I I put. Them back, I put them back.
• 21:25
  I put that. When I walked over to Greenbrier
• 21:27
  flea market, my first my first day at Greenbrier and I got open
• 21:31
  faced top and bottom. I had to.
• 21:32
  I had to get right because it was not going to work.
• 21:35
  Out you weren't about to say I'm fine because you black.
• 21:38
  I'm putting open face in son. They can tell you.
• 21:43
  I mean no man, those numbers suck.
• 21:46
  Yeah man, you are hot garbage. And she was smashing food all
• 21:49
  the time. She weighed like 6 bills.
• 21:50
  She was a big girl so there was a lot.
• 21:53
  She was eating a box. A lot of chicken wings.
• 21:55
  And they had a 50 count box from the the same chicken wing place.
• 21:59
  Man, you got to do this on purpose.
• 22:01
  The chicken plate. So I go in line.
• 22:03
  It's a the food court is nothing but soul food and mom and pop.
• 22:06
  Same chicken place you go to she in the same line.
• 22:08
  I went after she did. I get through the line.
• 22:11
  The lady's sweating like a slave and and she just cooking and
• 22:13
  working and she looks at me. I'm in a suit.
• 22:16
  I look like John Candy with a with a.
• 22:19
  Big boy, how many? How many wings?
• 22:22
  You want big man? I get to 12, the 12 wing French
• 22:26
  fry drink meal. There's a, there's a meal.
• 22:28
  It was $5, whatever, it was $5005.
• 22:31
  I get yeah back. Then in 98 I get my plate of
• 22:34
  food and I look and I have 10 chicken wings and I look at the
• 22:37
  food. Hold on.
• 22:38
  No, no, no. I.
• 22:39
  Look up and look at her, she said.
• 22:41
  You see some on that plate you don't like boy.
• 22:43
  And I was like, no, I I guess not.
• 22:46
  You know, I, I was beat. I was like, what am I going to
• 22:48
  do? Post a a promo, a promo on her
• 22:52
  and then it was all going to be true.
• 22:55
  But that happened. You said big girl, he fired her
• 22:58
  because it was big girl was eating them.
• 23:00
  Chicken wings had grease on the receipts and couldn't read them.
• 23:03
  Holy. Shit, you.
• 23:07
  Couldn't tell you, couldn't tell him shit.
• 23:10
  So they see me walk into a mall like that.
• 23:11
  I love that picture. You see something you like?
• 23:14
  Yeah, bitch. I feel like.
• 23:16
  Wings and it's only 10 in here. Bro that's the first time I've
• 23:19
  ever seen a white pimp before. Yeah, that was he is we.
• 23:22
  Just we just met an unrelated news with last week.
• 23:26
  We talked about how you have a friend that's that's white and
• 23:28
  you have some leniency and some. Oh.
• 23:30
  Yeah, you know, you have a friendship that is whatever and
• 23:32
  I've got. Black.
• 23:33
  Black Brian wasn't my first black friend.
• 23:36
  I got a white Brian. OK, so you got a black one too?
• 23:39
  Nope. When you get 1.
• 23:41
  Then racist Frank it is. You have a black Bryan.
• 23:43
  Only a white Bryan. Still only got a white Bryan.
• 23:47
  I've known him since the 4th. Grade card a minute, you know,
• 23:49
  like I don't run around with it around my neck like Flavor Flav,
• 23:52
  but I got. He say third grade though.
• 23:55
  Let me stop. My card where he granted what's
• 23:57
  the spot and then Memphis was wild but I met an Italian woman
• 24:03
  Pokémon related on a pokey dope deal at the library.
• 24:06
  That's my spot. She kids me up on Marketplace.
• 24:09
  Yo, son, I want to get, I want to get some of the stuff for my
• 24:12
  boy who's 30 in New York and his and his son, they want to do
• 24:16
  some hustling. I don't know anything about
• 24:18
  Pokémon. I'll say, babe, I got you.
• 24:21
  I'm going to take, I'm going to take care of you.
• 24:22
  And she wants to talk about she had some cards and she's like,
• 24:26
  man, you're really helpful. And I saw the picture on your of
• 24:28
  you on Marketplace. Boy, you look yummy.
• 24:31
  She says this to me. She's 58.
• 24:33
  She looks 78. She's a nice lady, 5 feet tall,
• 24:36
  typical Italian woman. When I meet her she hugs me and
• 24:40
  I'm still I'm. Still oh hot she hug.
• 24:42
  Yeah. Embrace she was she was little
• 24:45
  and she's like, man, I was like, well, you know, thanks a bunch
• 24:50
  so. I'm is she going to scratch a
• 24:52
  check? Did she roll up in like a she
• 24:53
  pulled out seven series. Or Charizard from 1999.
• 24:58
  And that's how she shows her well.
• 24:59
  Offered three 50 for this card, but I don't know what it's worth
• 25:04
  and I like a base. It was the shadowless Charizard.
• 25:07
  It's it's a $4000 PSA and back then the PSA, the PSA fives are
• 25:12
  worth like 8 bills, 9 bills and you get something over 7 and
• 25:16
  it's a band plus. So I look at the card and on the
• 25:19
  back it had two white spots on the bottom of it, just a blemish
• 25:24
  where the the blue on the back of the Pokémon.
• 25:27
  It just wasn't there and I said I'll help you with every card
• 25:30
  because I, I enjoy this aspect. So I'll, I'll put you on game
• 25:33
  and I'll, I'll help you understand that stuff.
• 25:35
  So she spends 360 dollars on cards and I sold her a dollar
• 25:39
  pack over what I paid for it and she had gone into stores.
• 25:42
  She's like, man, I, I know what they charge for these.
• 25:44
  I was like, you're going to come back and see me, I'm going to
• 25:46
  come back and see you anyway. She texted me.
• 25:50
  It's on here. She still had ink in her pen.
• 25:52
  She wanted to write. I know she was in her pen.
• 25:54
  Know that I bet she did. She wanted them old pens that
• 25:57
  you did her poking things. To go over cards that that that
• 26:02
  card, if I gave her 350 for it, I could give her two ET BS of a
• 26:08
  set of heroes. They're $190.00 A.
• 26:10
  Box you You selling food stamps now too?
• 26:12
  You know that everything I hustle at all, Yeah.
• 26:14
  He said ET BS I know. I said I Ebts is what I was used
• 26:18
  to thinking what he was saying. I'm like they call him the same
• 26:21
  thing as he's like no dumb ass it's ETB.
• 26:24
  I'm like. So I buy two boxes at $60.00
• 26:28
  each. That's 120.
• 26:29
  I trade it for that card. That's to her 350.
• 26:32
  And now I have a $900 card for 120 bucks and then I grade it
• 26:36
  and now I got a $900 card. What?
• 26:38
  Was as bad as dementia sandwich man, you keep taking advantage.
• 26:40
  Of the move people sandwich. Remember the dementia when he
• 26:43
  stole the the sandwich from the dementia guy?
• 26:45
  We were like, we feel like all parody about it and.
• 26:47
  Maybe. So that was Italian girl and
• 26:51
  then I tried to get me and someone tried to put me out on
• 26:54
  the Front St. Wait, hold on, is Italian lady
• 26:56
  like like let me show you a picture?
• 26:59
  Does she got money? Money.
• 26:59
  There she drove a bench. Let her actually send the
• 27:01
  checks. Sugar want to help her spend
• 27:03
  that money. Yeah, that's old.
• 27:04
  I mean, not sugar anymore. I don't know what that would be,
• 27:06
  but you know, whatever moment. Italian sugar, What is it?
• 27:10
  She wouldn't be sugar. She would probably be.
• 27:13
  Yeah, see what's? The I'm trying to molasses.
• 27:15
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a spice you need that
• 27:18
  works. Another sugar, right?
• 27:20
  It's thicker sugar. Yeah, no, that's.
• 27:21
  The age, Sugar. Yeah.
• 27:23
  But her marketplace, her Facebook, it was her 20 years
• 27:27
  ago. And she was right.
• 27:29
  OK, She was right. We're going to bring her into
• 27:32
  the pokey business. I'm.
• 27:33
  Going to bring her into the dungeon, the Pokey dungeon and
• 27:36
  get some and spank out a few dollars and a few cards.
• 27:39
  You got to do what you got to do to get.
• 27:41
  Hey, man. Hey, you could take it for the
• 27:44
  team. I heard you.
• 27:45
  I talked about this today with the old lady, said look man,
• 27:47
  respect being what it is. You ladies are scrums, Sarasota.
• 27:53
  You get a female that is in a is in a vehicle, she's in a Rolls
• 27:58
  Royce with a dude that's 30 years older than than she is.
• 28:02
  And she's going to, she's going to let him have some dessert at
• 28:07
  the end of the evening that's three minutes long.
• 28:10
  And she gets a new outfit, she gets the Gucci bag.
• 28:13
  She gets to go to Bermuda on the weekend, next weekend and she's
• 28:17
  comfortable with that. All that took was 3 minutes of
• 28:19
  her giving a hey and a high 5. If I could have a ice.
• 28:23
  Cream I have a 7 year old lady a.
• 28:25
  Hay and a high 5 means. That was going to buy me a new
• 28:29
  pair of shoes, some floor shines, some wing kit floor
• 28:32
  shines and a new suit and put me on the boat with the boys and
• 28:36
  the keys and watch me watch me. But that's not available to to
• 28:40
  us. I don't.
• 28:40
  I don't. Have them so she's like texted
• 28:42
  you. Hey, that was that was fun.
• 28:44
  How about I scratch off a $15.00 check weekly going forward as
• 28:47
  long as I get you for 5 minutes on Monday A.
• 28:49
  Bunch of money, but. She's driving the Benz.
• 28:52
  It's clean and it's an SUV. Of course it's new.
• 28:54
  Bins or is it a? It was not brand new, but it
• 28:57
  wasn't new enough. Buy here, pay here, right?
• 28:59
  It's new enough. But I'm gonna.
• 29:01
  I'm gonna. I'm making payments on this
• 29:02
  Benz. I'm I'm Ben's payment rich.
• 29:07
  I'm not yeah, I'm not cleared. Owner Ben's rich just.
• 29:10
  Told about She talked about her husband twice and did not care
• 29:13
  about that she'd been eating the same salad bar for 30 years and.
• 29:17
  Salads wilted by now. Wilted avocado is.
• 29:28
  No manners in it, nothing. It's just wilted, shriveled up.
• 29:32
  The type that's in the refrigerator that's got a little
• 29:35
  bit of ice on it. No one put it with the lemon,
• 29:39
  you know. If you got to use lemon to make
• 29:41
  it presentable. The avocado say keep it green.
• 29:44
  What? Put citrus on avocado.
• 29:46
  Come on, vegetarian, tell us. I just did.
• 29:48
  I just did. Tell us some avocados tricks.
• 29:52
  Squeeze some lime or lemon on avocado.
• 29:54
  After you cut. It you say, like when you make
• 29:56
  guac? Yeah.
• 29:56
  Or after you cut it? Yeah, Yeah.
• 29:58
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what if you cut an avocado
• 30:01
  like a guy your size? You only eat half an avocado at
• 30:03
  a time. Half of 1/2, right?
• 30:04
  Do you wrap a limit into the avocado that you didn't cut?
• 30:07
  How do you you actually just squirt a little on top?
• 30:09
  Yeah. Wrap it, it'll just keep the top
• 30:11
  part. No, it won't.
• 30:13
  It'll stop the. It'll slow down the oxidization
• 30:15
  of the of the. You know the whole one at a
• 30:19
  time. Why?
• 30:20
  That's that powerful boy. It is a superfood.
• 30:23
  You get like an apple. I I have two.
• 30:25
  Skin and all. Skin too.
• 30:29
  My my stepdaughter. There's a seed in this.
• 30:31
  She missing her two front teeth and shielding all 2 apples down
• 30:34
  in in an hour like. A.
• 30:37
  I'm like Dang girl you going to be backed up later bro you do
• 30:39
  not need no more apples. That Apple is going to be having
• 30:42
  it run out of her like. I said it backed up, blown out.
• 30:46
  I said, did you at least finish it, gnawing it on on the side?
• 30:52
  My son gets like that. He'll always ask for like
• 30:54
  raspberries and strawberries frozen, and I'll bring a bag
• 30:57
  home and he'll like open the bag and dump half the bag into a
• 31:00
  bowl and smash all of them, Go back to the freezer and finish
• 31:02
  the bag off. I'm like, you're going to spend
• 31:04
  the rest of the night in a bag. He's always like, no.
• 31:06
  She's like that with blueberries.
• 31:09
  She loves blueberries. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:10
  He loves any of that, like the small fruits that are.
• 31:12
  Frozen. Sit there and eat a whole bag.
• 31:16
  Of blue beer constipated. Ever you sent that?
• 31:19
  You saw the video I sent with the with the hit with the
• 31:22
  Pokémon hit. I sent a video in in or in in
• 31:25
  chat a couple of days ago. Oh yeah, we.
• 31:26
  Oh, yeah. When I weighed the, when I
• 31:28
  weighed the package, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:29
  And then I had that big hit right afterwards.
• 31:32
  I brought a box. Oh, we're ready to get into
• 31:34
  that. Yeah.
• 31:34
  Oh yeah. I got the scale too.
• 31:36
  I have a Wade dope last story about I might have wait a few.
• 31:42
  So I know a guy that looked like me that spent some time
• 31:45
  somewhere and wasn't allowed to leave unless he got shot at or,
• 31:47
  you know, had the armed security to to leave the the prison.
• 31:52
  And he had a spade partner and his name was Will Smith and Will
• 32:00
  was super dark. Not that Will Smith, right?
• 32:03
  Obviously. Different Will Smith, he said.
• 32:04
  Super dark. Super.
• 32:05
  Dark. Super dark.
• 32:06
  Will's kind of like caramel, you know?
• 32:08
  Like, I know, but I don't know if he's just trying to throw us
• 32:10
  off that's Will's trail or? Will little Jaden OH.
• 32:16
  Lord. You gotta remember not keep the
• 32:18
  prison story. Not 12, not 12:00.
• 32:20
  Yeah, we talking? He's talking about probably 12.
• 32:22
  O'clock but he said used to say wait dope.
• 32:24
  So Will would sit on the on the other side of the table for me
• 32:27
  or from the guy and it looked. Like, yeah.
• 32:30
  You lay down cards and and he would.
• 32:33
  Yeah, maybe. So we had to play sometimes.
• 32:38
  Yeah, all things are even. Everybody signs a waiver at.
• 32:41
  The door when I come in the. Door to play some spades.
• 32:43
  You don't get to call me nothing afterwards.
• 32:45
  I'm in the I'm in, I'm in my element.
• 32:47
  That's spades. So will and I would play space
• 32:50
  and. Just.
• 32:53
  And he just starts and, and I would feed him and he's and so
• 32:57
  now he kicks out and I'm going to run him down.
• 33:01
  I'm going to run him down. And the last?
• 33:03
  The very. Last car and he would he would
• 33:06
  say Nak real loud, those three quick and it was sharp and it
• 33:11
  was short for whatever Niagara Falls maybe, but it was nak and
• 33:15
  to this day I still say that because of Will.
• 33:18
  And we would play and he would. At Eat it, Eat it.
• 33:24
  And then he says, and I would run him down and I would keep
• 33:26
  feed him. And then the turns and and you
• 33:27
  have the suit and I count and. I'm going.
• 33:31
  To book Oh my Lord. 12. So the Pokémon that that
• 33:37
  happened somehow that found its its way into my life where these
• 33:40
  children and people that are not like me are here me say Niagara
• 33:46
  Falls real short with AK at the end, like I'm playing Kards.
• 33:50
  But I got to how can I tell them?
• 33:51
  They like they don't know who I am.
• 33:53
  So I can't JJ you and I can't go to somebody I don't know his
• 33:56
  house and say hey, play some cards.
• 33:58
  So does Murdoch. You know, man, that's not good.
• 34:01
  Don't worry, I'm a problem. I've watched too much training
• 34:04
  day. I spent too much time ever.
• 34:05
  Did the Domino's thing when I was trying.
• 34:08
  To get into. It a little bit when I worked
• 34:10
  for the city, that was what everyone did pre and post when
• 34:12
  they got off and it's the same kind of thing.
• 34:13
  It was. How with the dominoes are they?
• 34:16
  Yeah, you ain't winning unless you're slapping.
• 34:19
  It you have to, you got to say some outlandish thing and nearly
• 34:22
  break the table. Or obnoxious.
• 34:25
  Yeah. Domino.
• 34:27
  Just let them know and you tell them in between books.
• 34:30
  To be honest, when we play Uno, we play it like that too.
• 34:33
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's a game, you know it.
• 34:38
  Oh no. Bitch.
• 34:39
  It's about the the the dope thing.
• 34:41
  So will would say Nak. He would scream Nak and say that
• 34:47
  and that was his abbreviation. And he'd say you ever wait
• 34:50
  because you you get cards and so you have your books and you'd
• 34:54
  grab them and you have away dope.
• 34:57
  You have away dope because you 2 cars and there's.
• 35:00
  This. How many do you like?
• 35:01
  There's 48. How many?
• 35:02
  How many books you got? How many books you got?
• 35:05
  Give away dope. Give away dope.
• 35:07
  So Will dies Will Will. Damn.
• 35:10
  That was Will had the Yeah. Man name.
• 35:12
  Will I mean Will went to see somebody that was mates at the
• 35:16
  Well it's because of spades. Yeah.
• 35:18
  Oh damn, Will and I he. At the wrong time and I think.
• 35:22
  I feel like we were on online for commissary.
• 35:24
  I mean this guy look like me online for commissary.
• 35:28
  You're allowed, you're allowed one square each.
• 35:30
  There's a, you know, like a concrete, there's a line and a
• 35:32
  line. So you got to stand on your on
• 35:34
  your thing as the commissary opened and you weren't down the
• 35:37
  list. It's over there.
• 35:38
  And they him with two locks and a sock.
• 35:42
  Thanks, King. And his head went back and
• 35:45
  there's a huge. As an assist.
• 35:47
  Like steel rail that came out of the housing into the ground and
• 35:51
  when they hit him he fell back and he hit his head on the
• 35:55
  railing. He's the guy from Blood Diamond
• 35:59
  and Constantine the black guy. He was PPP midnight in in
• 36:09
  constant. He's not something to blood.
• 36:11
  Guardians of the Galaxy. Who?
• 36:13
  Yeah. And he's dark.
• 36:15
  Will was was darker than that. And when his head hit and you
• 36:19
  hit to the ground, his eyes rolled like Undercaker
• 36:22
  Undertaker and he turned like a purple color on his skin and.
• 36:26
  And it was. Oh, you were there.
• 36:28
  No, I was behind him. No, the guy looked like he was.
• 36:31
  He's my yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:32
  So appreciate you. You like that, huh?
• 36:35
  Good looking bean and so this happens.
• 36:38
  He checks out they they carted him off and he passed.
• 36:43
  My twin is his spade partner, so if there was beef that was
• 36:49
  related to a. Gay that wasn't completely
• 36:51
  finished. Eight.
• 36:52
  They weren't over here. Frank and JJ are home team.
• 36:54
  Yeah, and I got beef with Frank and I ironed something out.
• 36:58
  He knows he's next, and if he don't, he's going to find out.
• 37:01
  And vice versa. Like the home team.
• 37:03
  You roll my home team like that, you kill my cat and kill your
• 37:05
  dog, Literally. So I worried this guy worried
• 37:09
  for his life for like a week. I mean, every night.
• 37:13
  You think, well, there's not the Holiday Inn.
• 37:16
  We're not a church. We're not a church camp.
• 37:19
  He didn't stay the Holiday Inn Express last.
• 37:21
  Yeah, he's played. He's staying in the motor.
• 37:23
  Forget. Somebody got tired of that shit,
• 37:28
  yeah. That's exactly what happened.
• 37:32
  One more time and that. Lose too.
• 37:35
  They thought will. Took his all the radio.
• 37:37
  Radio's in there is like gold. Yeah, have some headphones and
• 37:42
  and A and a Walkman. Did he take it or no?
• 37:45
  He didn't, but they thought he did and he claimed Tallahassee
• 37:49
  and this rest of the they were Miami and they ironed him.
• 37:54
  They they what it was. And then Hemingway got cased up
• 37:58
  from the rest of his, his clique in there.
• 38:00
  It's about where you're from. There was one dude from Venice
• 38:03
  that was with my twin brothers in the area.
• 38:06
  So the guy that looked like me didn't really have a lot of
• 38:08
  problems because oh, and they, but they do try, you know, they
• 38:13
  try like a free value, like a like a free sample double coupon
• 38:17
  day on Tuesday. And then they got to find out
• 38:20
  and then they found out. Oh man, silly white guy got some
• 38:23
  hands on him. But anyway, Will Will had a
• 38:28
  rough day. Rest in peace, Will.
• 38:29
  And then Hemingway eat. It eat that.
• 38:35
  Tell him Christian. Tell him Christian at CHRISHUN
• 38:42
  Christian. This is the point in the in the
• 38:44
  show where it's fading, probably not at, and the camera fades in
• 38:47
  black and comes back on and it's Murdoch's house and we go and we
• 38:50
  see the radio. The usual suspects at the end.
• 38:58
  That's exactly. I pull out the Walkman, they
• 39:00
  start up and something down the street.
• 39:02
  Yeah, Dale. That's.
• 39:06
  Girl snap all right well, we tried to kill enough time I
• 39:09
  think for super bad. He says he's rolling this way,
• 39:12
  but I think we took enough time, so if you want to.
• 39:15
  I grabbed the the scale. Yeah, and at least he's.
• 39:18
  Like what you doing? I was like give it away dope.
• 39:20
  You have away dope. What you ever weigh dope?
• 39:23
  Nah, never mind. You wouldn't understand.
• 39:25
  I get my scale. So we're going to we're going to
• 39:28
  get our our way on you going to see the differences and then the
• 39:31
  proofs in the pudding. We're going to, we're going to
• 39:33
  figure out a way how we're going to bring this to like a game so
• 39:37
  we can start doing the live streams.
• 39:39
  You have a, you put in 5 bucks, 6 bucks, whatever the the price
• 39:43
  is in a in a booster box, in a booster bundle.
• 39:46
  There's 6 packs in it, so 123456 and when I was coming up with
• 39:52
  sports cards, we called pack poker.
• 39:55
  So JJ, you got a box and I got a box and we both got 30 bucks at
• 39:58
  Target and we put up we, we, we put in and so top card gets all
• 40:05
  the cards. So you got it you'll, you'll
• 40:07
  pull and then there's you can see the value of, of what it is.
• 40:10
  And now with it being actual market time, I mean, it just
• 40:13
  sold today, 2 minutes ago. You can see what the prices are.
• 40:16
  So you pull a Mike Trout rookie and it's 40 bucks and then I
• 40:20
  pull. An an Otani Jersey this number
• 40:23
  to 50 and you get your feelings hurt because you had a good
• 40:26
  cause. War, basically, yeah.
• 40:28
  You, you, you threw A10, you're feeling good, Then you drop the
• 40:31
  ace and you might as well just get the car and drive one.
• 40:33
  Person out of all of it will take all the cards but to lose.
• 40:37
  Do you do it per round? Like if we you could, I was
• 40:39
  gonna say like if we have 30 cars sitting there that we
• 40:42
  haven't looked at, we just open them.
• 40:43
  Then like we pass them out, you know what I'm saying?
• 40:45
  And then flip. I've got 6 sleeve packs of
• 40:48
  perfect order that we could we could do.
• 40:51
  That's the crappy one. Right.
• 40:52
  It's the least favorite, Right? Right.
• 40:54
  Whatever. Yeah, yeah, whatever word you
• 40:56
  want to use. Yeah, I.
• 40:57
  Mean sales, brother, It's not. You're right, it's not.
• 40:59
  Well, I said that like to the kids who you have working
• 41:02
  underneath you, you know, And Joe was like, oh, the trash.
• 41:06
  He already picking up. He knows.
• 41:08
  Because I was like, I was at Best Buy because I was telling
• 41:10
  the car story and they're like, oh, which Pokémon was it?
• 41:12
  Because I told him, it's like, it was, it was that trash,
• 41:14
  wasn't it? That's why it's still there.
• 41:16
  I'm like, Oh my God, you work with Murdoch for three weeks and
• 41:18
  last Murdoch. The other Pokémon story is about
• 41:20
  your kids. So we we roll up there on
• 41:24
  Tuesday, nothing happening. This guy doesn't show they the
• 41:29
  inventory didn't come pick your favorite reason why it's not
• 41:30
  there. But Tuesday is normally the day
• 41:32
  Tuesday is nothing there, so it's got to be the next day.
• 41:36
  So I, I, I give the kids 20 each getting in line.
• 41:39
  There's an hour and appreciate your time, opportunity cost the
• 41:43
  same things. I put them into them every week.
• 41:47
  I love you. Thanks for your help.
• 41:48
  I'm here to help you too. I bought them breakfast at
• 41:52
  Dunkin' Donuts and a whole pizza from Costco.
• 41:54
  That's love. You know that?
• 41:55
  Hey, good looking. Bless you, value love.
• 41:58
  And I do. That's a that's a love value,
• 41:59
  though. You can go to Costco, get them a
• 42:00
  $10 pizza, though. I'm not even trying to be funny,
• 42:02
  right? And they're like, oh, yeah,
• 42:03
  yeah, I'll drive it. You know it is.
• 42:05
  You're still smart enough to. And then we get to walk through,
• 42:08
  but Tuesday wasn't there. Wednesday we, we get back in
• 42:11
  line and I offered it to him. If you guys like to get in line
• 42:13
  again, you know, I'm going to do it.
• 42:16
  You should be there today. It's no promises.
• 42:19
  I don't have a bunch of money to to hand out if it's if it's
• 42:22
  empty. But if he's there, I'll get you
• 42:24
  right. So we, we get in line with the
• 42:27
  queue, the phone call, the text comes in at 2:30.
• 42:30
  It's late. So we roll down there.
• 42:32
  I got Mom, Paul Dukes, I got me and junior and and other juniors
• 42:37
  got 5. When I walked in that customer
• 42:40
  service, there were no less than 50 people in the customer
• 42:44
  service. They just overran the customer
• 42:46
  service in the front of the registers and people were
• 42:48
  waiting for the product that was behind the counter.
• 42:51
  It was a grip, it was a stash. They had booster bundles, they
• 42:56
  had the collection boxes, they had all kinds of stuff.
• 43:00
  And I'm #9 through 14, there's 50 people.
• 43:02
  So when I roll in there, I got 2 senior citizens, a 77 year old,
• 43:07
  a 74 year old. He's he plays himself for it's
• 43:10
  even hard to get mad at him because he's got kids and old
• 43:12
  people. Surrounding and I walked right
• 43:14
  to the front of the register and they were already in line doing
• 43:18
  transactions. And so there's a queue and
• 43:21
  people look at me like like I just took money from your kids
• 43:24
  college fund. Like what are you doing?
• 43:27
  2 of this, 2 of this two I leave with 10 booster bundles.
• 43:29
  I leave with 10 collection boxes.
• 43:31
  I left with two of the first stitch broke and people look at
• 43:35
  me that they were hot. So now I'm sitting there and the
• 43:38
  kids hold the bags and they know, don't put your hand, don't
• 43:41
  put that bag in my hand inside the store, 'cause I'm gonna have
• 43:43
  to fight my way out of here 'cause people for real, right?
• 43:45
  They they don't. They already know.
• 43:47
  Like were you on the list or you?
• 43:49
  Just I was number 910111213. So everybody did you walk by.
• 43:52
  That's why they was. Everybody that I walked in like,
• 43:55
  who's this guy? We've been here.
• 43:57
  Guys, I'm just #9 on the list. The lady was like, I think I'm
• 43:59
  38, I'm #9 it's the look on her face. 10.
• 44:03
  The kicker in 11 is that everybody in the place that's
• 44:06
  watching the transaction are watching the inventory shrink.
• 44:10
  So they're counting, oh, there's five people in front of us.
• 44:12
  That's. Ten I've done this with him
• 44:13
  before it is like that he's doing the same thing like the
• 44:16
  one time we only had like he's like OK, we got how many boxes
• 44:18
  all right and they're like OK, OK, so those you going to be
• 44:20
  the. Boxes, yeah, you could see them
• 44:22
  there. So people are literally making a
• 44:23
  plan in case he. We got the last of the
• 44:25
  collection box, all five of us. So we got the last collection
• 44:29
  boxes and they had some booster bundles that were going to be
• 44:31
  left for a couple people behind us.
• 44:34
  We got 5 bags of stuff. It's $700.00 that I just spent
• 44:37
  and they got football cards that just dropped in baseball that I
• 44:40
  wanted to buy. And I was like, I can't do it
• 44:43
  right now because I'm going to go over there and grab 20 boxes
• 44:47
  and I'm going to clean out this target because you, I've talked
• 44:49
  about it over and over again. You got to roll deep.
• 44:51
  You got to have more than one person.
• 44:53
  JJ, you go in there and you get 2 and like, cool, man, I got 2
• 44:55
  and they got 2 of that. You got 2.
• 44:57
  I got 10, You got to have 10. That way when you post up and,
• 45:01
  and you're ready to sell something, those are sending
• 45:03
  here, which are $15 a pack. And I paid 5 1/2 and I got 100
• 45:07
  packs on on Tuesday. On Wednesday 100 I got 100
• 45:11
  packs. That's why he's pokey dope.
• 45:13
  It's they so. We walked outside and I say, all
• 45:15
  right kids, you know the drill. I said, follow me to the bank
• 45:18
  and they know. So we went over to chase another
• 45:20
  20 of them, another 20 for him, another 20 for her.
• 45:23
  And I said, buy yourself that Costco pizza.
• 45:24
  I got to take Nana and grandpa back to the to the retirement
• 45:27
  center. And then they laugh and but say
• 45:30
  thank you, you know, but it's, it's a dollar.
• 45:32
  And so sometimes you win, sometimes you lose your kids.
• 45:35
  We walked in and they said none of that perfect order, right?
• 45:38
  And I was like, man, you know? It and that garbage.
• 45:40
  None of that. Keep all that, Keep all that had
• 45:44
  us a good week. Yeah, go grab that.
• 45:46
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Garbage, trash.
• 45:50
  I got to bring in some of the cards I have.
• 45:56
  They're not actually mine. They're they're my wife's.
• 45:59
  But she's got Pokémon cards that were when they're pocket monster
• 46:03
  straight out of Japan. That's her grandpa went to Japan
• 46:07
  first came out. They weren't even in America
• 46:08
  yet. And she's got like the entire
• 46:10
  like, some of those cards are worth like 910 grand.
• 46:13
  Yeah, she got to check them out. It's just like, dude, and I need
• 46:16
  to switch in books because they're like in the old school
• 46:18
  ones where you would have like the individuals.
• 46:20
  Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got a
• 46:21
  not. I've got a new, I've got a new
• 46:23
  intern, Nope, intern king, and he's going to be doing inventory
• 46:27
  and analysis and assessments. He's been writing down the the
• 46:31
  weights of the packs so that we know.
• 46:33
  Shooting granny's got. What they weigh and he's going
• 46:34
  to he's going to earn a pack tonight for that, all right?
• 46:36
  Oh shit. OK, nothing.
• 46:38
  To like for you, he's going to he's going to be every show now.
• 46:40
  Pokémon pack. So camera, I was saying by the
• 46:47
  way, you guys save your are those both disposable?
• 46:51
  Your bait pens? Yeah, no.
• 46:53
  Yours. Is Yeah, yeah, Don't throw those
• 46:55
  out, all right? Save them for me.
• 46:57
  I'm working on something. OK?
• 46:59
  I'm not kidding. OK, yeah, I'm ripping their
• 47:02
  batteries and I'm building something.
• 47:04
  White boy building the bomb, you're here.
• 47:06
  Not a bomb. And those things have OLED
• 47:08
  screens like throwing that stuff away that screen on that screen
• 47:12
  on Amazon, it's probably 1520 dollars if I wanted that new God
• 47:15
  damn. And you guys just like took that
• 47:17
  shit in the trash. Does that have a screen on it
• 47:19
  too? Yeah, yeah, please just let me
• 47:23
  have let me have the because they're done because I've got
• 47:26
  them. I'm working on some stuff.
• 47:27
  It's it's show related. It's going to be show related.
• 47:29
  Make handheld video games out of these shits.
• 47:32
  A lot of stuff. Look at that.
• 47:34
  That'd be fire, Game Boy. So Murdoch's getting the packs
• 47:37
  together now with King. Man, it's so funny.
• 47:40
  We've been doing it so long. Your kids not old enough to come
• 47:43
  help out A. Little right I I mentioned it to
• 47:45
  him. I said you want to make some
• 47:46
  money bro doesn't mean he that's great 12 he's almost a teenager.
• 47:52
  God damn removes coaching them. Yeah.
• 47:56
  Car by our height, yeah. Like.
• 48:00
  And Jayla is, too. Goes quick, JJ, it goes quick,
• 48:04
  man. Oh yeah, this thing go.
• 48:06
  Quick Oh, we're talking about kids.
• 48:07
  I meant being being alive so that that's like, yeah, I mean,
• 48:10
  I didn't kill those vape pen. Yeah.
• 48:11
  No, it's like, yeah, I meant I meant aging.
• 48:15
  Well, it's crazy. I'll be, I'll be 39 this year.
• 48:17
  I don't feel it. Sucks man, it goes quick that's
• 48:20
  why I got no more wheel spinning.
• 48:22
  I got to go like. In high school, like 2.
• 48:24
  Three, I can't remember like it. Wasn't where those kids come
• 48:27
  from. They just, they just popped up.
• 48:29
  Like Larry, I got like 5 more years until I'm like 30.
• 48:33
  It's going to go fast. Ryan's.
• 48:36
  Ryan's spiraling now. He's been. 27 man I'm about to
• 48:39
  be 30 and when I said this. Last three years.
• 48:42
  Just right. Think you're not 30 yet?
• 48:44
  I'll speak to the devil. I said his name.
• 48:47
  Nope. On the way.
• 48:48
  We shall see. We shall see.
• 48:52
  So Murdoch is still. I'm not sure what his what his
• 48:54
  plan is. He has the box he brought in.
• 48:58
  It must have a bunch of shit over there. $500.00 of the
• 49:00
  Pokémon, yes, unopened over there.
• 49:03
  He's got sealed box. It's funny, I was thinking about
• 49:05
  this today before the show. Every year, every season, when
• 49:09
  we do this, the show starts off not necessarily with a plan or a
• 49:13
  direction, but kind of an idea of what we're gonna do.
• 49:15
  And then it kind of morphs into whatever and it takes over, and
• 49:18
  then it just goes that way. I knew we would bust his balls
• 49:22
  about Pokémon and stuff, but I didn't realize that it would
• 49:24
  start to just swallow. Yeah.
• 49:27
  The first half of it is so far, yeah, but it is a way to get
• 49:31
  into groove. But.
• 49:32
  Yeah, and that's what he does now to get his insane stories as
• 49:35
  he's out, you know, at Target and Ace Hardware in Dollar
• 49:40
  General at 6:00 in the morning trying to get man Pokémon.
• 49:44
  That's crazy. That's crazy bro, I like get a
• 49:48
  chance to get out and do that shit.
• 49:50
  Yeah, I got it at least. Like I got to go murder one time
• 49:53
  just to see what it's like. It's he's, he does it
• 49:55
  constantly. It's funny too, because he's
• 49:57
  been doing it for forever and he had been doing it like 6 months
• 49:59
  before he randomly called me one day and he's like, hey, what are
• 50:01
  you doing? And I was like, nothing.
• 50:02
  He's like, you're not working. And I'm like, no.
• 50:04
  And he's like, you want to meet me at Target?
• 50:07
  And I was like, OK, why? He's like, just gonna meet me at
• 50:11
  Target, all right? Think you're about to go have on
• 50:13
  a PS-5 or some shit. Like come hang out with me in
• 50:16
  the line for a minute. I'm standing in line for
• 50:18
  something. You want to stay in line.
• 50:19
  I'm like, OK, it's like 3020 bucks.
• 50:20
  I'm like, all right, all right. So here's the the current Intel
• 50:27
  as as helped by my my lead analysis King I I appreciate the
• 50:34
  efforts. We've got the perfect order.
• 50:39
  Yeah, JJ, on the front of that one, what's up with these two
• 50:42
  are? Yeah, they kind of look like the
• 50:43
  Yeah, just just a little bit. Yeah, the shades a little off,
• 50:47
  but. Where?
• 50:48
  Yeah. Which one?
• 50:49
  Fuck yeah. He was all excited that you're
• 50:51
  complimenting him. The these heavy ones were 32 O 8
• 50:55
  and the rest of them were thirty 1830319.
• 51:00
  So these are the two heaviest, these the Destin rival.
• 51:05
  Oh, those are the big money car packs.
• 51:06
  Right, the big money packs. This one weighs 30333293.
• 51:15
  This one weighed 32 O 5 and 3267.
• 51:19
  So there's a big. So there's two, there's almost
• 51:21
  30 threes out of these two on the end.
• 51:23
  This one is 33. This is the heaviest. 2nd
• 51:26
  heaviest. So we're going to open this up.
• 51:29
  Oh, thank you for your help, Kings.
• 51:30
  You get to pick one that's that's yours to keep.
• 51:33
  You get the sexy, pull some sexy out of that.
• 51:35
  Go ahead, he. Didn't he?
• 51:36
  Didn't want the JJ looking 10? He didn't.
• 51:41
  Oh, that's JJ. I don't want JJ's car.
• 51:46
  So let's test the theory. All right.
• 51:48
  This is going to lead us into that humble beast projects that
• 51:50
  we were working on when we were doing all the crypto stuff and
• 51:52
  everything like and we were trying to bring it back around
• 51:55
  for the physical. This is going to make that
• 51:56
  happen because. There's a one out of six chance
• 52:00
  that there's an EX in a pack. Just period now all.
• 52:04
  The app up to. You could the.
• 52:07
  Yours the scan. How much?
• 52:09
  Any of these cards, any of these packs have a chance to have a
• 52:13
  good card in it, even if it weighs normal, That's there's
• 52:15
  no. Yeah.
• 52:16
  It still has stuff, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:18
  But the heavy ones just so it's one out of six is 1 out of 40
• 52:21
  for an IR, it's one out of 70 for what it may be.
• 52:25
  So let's check it out. Can't I remember the name of
• 52:29
  those apps? I just use the what's the what's
• 52:33
  the eBay I'll? Use eBay.
• 52:34
  OK, yeah, What's eBay? See if we get paid.
• 52:42
  Yeah, that's 2240 car. That's 340.
• 52:48
  Shit play. Your player?
• 52:49
  Yeah, popcorn player pimping. Yeah, that's AI can already tell
• 52:55
  you that's, that's at least a $20 car right there.
• 52:58
  And it's it's a good. One that's that's.
• 53:00
  It's #2 or 8. If you looking over your glasses
• 53:02
  to see you know isn't. That crabby X right there is
• 53:04
  probably 5 bucks right there. That one.
• 53:05
  Maybe I just I know weighing them.
• 53:09
  I mean, so I hear, you know that this is all hypothetical.
• 53:12
  Of course, I'm not saying that we we did that.
• 53:16
  That's a pretty card too. I forgot to bring.
• 53:18
  I forgot to bring the now the more kick.
• 53:22
  Well, you guys talk about I'll price it.
• 53:23
  The JJ, the, the card might be a $0.50 card, it might be garbage,
• 53:29
  but they didn't ask me if I was going to like it.
• 53:30
  They just said that one out of 6 is going to have an EX or
• 53:34
  better, right? And so I take that average, it's
• 53:38
  a $5 that cost $5. Now big man might get some big
• 53:41
  and he might get nothing. And so if he doesn't get
• 53:44
  anything, it's 5th. It's $5.
• 53:46
  It's the cost of doing business. It's fun but my $5 just pulled
• 53:50
  that card. Yeah.
• 53:52
  Go get big, did you? Let's see.
• 53:54
  So we take this one. Off I use 1 from 5 to 20.
• 53:57
  And we take one and we put it underneath.
• 54:00
  So you take that top card and stick it on the bottom.
• 54:02
  Exactly. Now you turn it over.
• 54:04
  There you go. And you go one at a time.
• 54:06
  And the, the last three cars are going to be shiny.
• 54:08
  Those, those are going to be the, the maybe the good ones.
• 54:11
  So let's get big. Let's get big.
• 54:14
  King's about to get huge. Oh.
• 54:15
  Two O 8 out of 1. 182 OK, win and lose.
• 54:23
  That's yours to keep. Get big, get big, get big.
• 54:28
  Let's see big. Get big.
• 54:32
  You got one more. Come on, all.
• 54:35
  Right, all right, all right, all right.
• 54:38
  You learning? I got a box up there that is a
• 54:44
  gram and a half heavier than the other box.
• 54:46
  They're twin. They're same.
• 54:47
  They're the same box. It's a noticeable difference.
• 54:51
  These were. Selling for between 9:00 and
• 54:55
  $20. Great graded is.
• 54:58
  Now you go to the filter and you go to sold items instead of
• 55:02
  seeing what someone is asking for it because you've got that
• 55:04
  cool hat on and you want 20 bucks for it but it's only
• 55:08
  selling. Four.
• 55:09
  You'll sell it. Yeah.
• 55:10
  So you have to find out what the actual value of it is and.
• 55:14
  We'll find out. We're just pulling cases as you
• 55:17
  walk I. Got I got sold for 14.
• 55:19
  OK, so it's a $14.00 card, that's why I put that in and
• 55:23
  after the eBay goes. Most listings right now are
• 55:25
  between 8 and 20, so that's red, Yeah, but that's right there.
• 55:29
  You gotta just. Pull them close, son.
• 55:31
  Yeah, pop on. That's just casual.
• 55:35
  JJ share because that's right answer now share until I get you
• 55:38
  fixed. His mic's not working so I
• 55:39
  gotta. But yeah, let me just move this
• 55:41
  over real. Quick, grab a chair.
• 55:45
  We're gonna weigh one more box string, the one that you wanted
• 55:48
  to weigh the good stuff. The one I wanted to weigh.
• 55:50
  You want the good stuff. This this is nothing pressed on.
• 55:53
  This is the good stuff. We're going to weigh it.
• 55:55
  I'm going to open it the box and we're the weigh the individual
• 55:58
  packs and then damn, that sexy. What are what are we ripping?
• 56:05
  What are we ripping? We ripped a heavy Dustin pack.
• 56:09
  Did you get it? Is that what you got?
• 56:11
  How much is that you got? Like a $14.00 car right out the
• 56:13
  front. What's the $6 pack?
• 56:15
  That's not bad. That's not.
• 56:16
  Bad. No, he's already and he got a
• 56:17
  decent little EX. Here let me see what this.
• 56:20
  I don't know all the new Pokémon you need.
• 56:23
  It. So how was how was the the
• 56:27
  Schneider? Rob Schneider Well, after 30
• 56:30
  minutes of political Trump talk, it actually settled into like a
• 56:34
  decent set. Oh wow, he actually.
• 56:36
  Did do those, yeah. No one lets me talk, Yeah.
• 56:39
  Did he do you? Believe how cancelled I am.
• 56:41
  Did he do a bit about the grocery store?
• 56:44
  I don't know. Oh, OK, yeah, he was trying to
• 56:48
  see if he did. Oh, about the whole.
• 56:49
  Foods thing I was talking about. Oh, no, no, no, no.
• 56:52
  I told that story. Let me open it.
• 56:53
  Yeah, because he was clearly fishing.
• 56:55
  It was embarrassing. I told everybody he was
• 56:59
  reaching. I was in there for 15 minutes.
• 57:00
  He never moved from that wine spot because he kept back and
• 57:02
  into people trying to get their attention.
• 57:03
  And he had that bald bodyguard guy with him.
• 57:05
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Told you.
• 57:07
  I'm making that up. I was like, bro, like, come on,
• 57:11
  man. Why are you in Whole Foods?
• 57:12
  You're anti woke. You can't be in Whole Foods.
• 57:14
  You're not. His writer, he wanted something
• 57:16
  specifically from Whole Foods. It was like some water.
• 57:19
  He probably had it in the basket.
• 57:20
  He kept hitting people and left it in that movie.
• 57:24
  No, it was OK. He he was he.
• 57:27
  It's not a good set when it's like the political stuff.
• 57:30
  But then when he like settles in, he'd like still tell stories
• 57:33
  about like SNL 50 and like Norm MacDonald and stuff and like
• 57:37
  those are. I would much That's why I don't
• 57:39
  understand why they don't do that.
• 57:40
  Like, regardless of what your beliefs are like, you're not
• 57:43
  going to make anyone mad if you're like, hey, when I was on
• 57:45
  Saturday Night Live, everything. Yeah, like do a do a little bit
• 57:49
  of political touch, touch base, but.
• 57:52
  You have to be funny if you're political.
• 57:54
  He also jams it down your throat.
• 57:55
  That's what I mean. He's never funny about.
• 57:56
  He doesn't dance around it. He's like, I've been screwed.
• 57:59
  Do you understand? No, like that's how, that's how
• 58:02
  he comes from it. That's not funny.
• 58:05
  Been screwed? You're screwed.
• 58:06
  Because you're 3 foot tall, man. I did.
• 58:08
  I did not notice the fucking case of product that Murdoch
• 58:11
  has. Yeah, well, he wasn't playing
• 58:13
  around. Bro, when I walked in he was
• 58:14
  like he wasn't lying, he was saying about the goods.
• 58:17
  Well, we're. What we're establishing now too
• 58:18
  is because we're going to start doing like a like pack poker,
• 58:21
  maybe like pack pack war. Card you have in your handyman.
• 58:24
  I was checking the 10 that one, that one sold for two.
• 58:26
  OK, that's not a complete garbage card.
• 58:28
  I who who is it? Zero?
• 58:30
  I've never seen. It's just a.
• 58:31
  Oh, it's a Rotom. Oh, who?
• 58:34
  Oh yeah. Give.
• 58:34
  You a lawn mower in a dish. Oh.
• 58:36
  Washer and dryer and that's for you, brother.
• 58:38
  And then when he's a lawn mower, he's a grass type.
• 58:41
  OK. When he's a dishwasher, he's.
• 58:43
  A That's a That's a good one. He's like a microwave.
• 58:45
  Pulled that out of a mosaic. Box.
• 58:47
  That's for me. Couple that's for you.
• 58:48
  No shit. No shit.
• 58:50
  OK, OK, Autograph too, huh? Not quite.
• 58:54
  I'm oh, I'm just bullshit. I need that card back.
• 58:58
  I gave you the wrong one. That was not the one.
• 59:01
  They had a few a few variations of that card.
• 59:02
  They have a regular base and then that one's like the green
• 59:05
  chameleon. Oh.
• 59:06
  You this would be worth something you want to.
• 59:07
  Do that I want you guys to I want you guys to play about to
• 59:10
  RIP. You're about to RIP.
• 59:11
  So all right, JJ, you pick your poison first.
• 59:14
  These all weigh the same. These came out of a.
• 59:21
  There's monsters in there too. These came out of I forget what
• 59:24
  it was like a first edition is. This the newer it might.
• 59:28
  Be this is fantastic. That good?
• 59:31
  Good. So this is that good shit right
• 59:34
  there you. RIP that up we.
• 59:36
  Went open our way. The high card as a market price,
• 59:40
  yeah, you can go one at a time. That the chair so you.
• 59:43
  So, JJ, you go first. All right, so we're going to
• 59:46
  open these bad boys up. You have Do we have to read all
• 59:48
  the Pokémon's names or are we just looking for the hit?
• 59:51
  He's so I think he says Pokémon. You can read them out loud if
• 59:53
  you want to I. Think we could do?
• 59:54
  I was going to say, there's no how many in a pack.
• 59:56
  As I think, yeah, something like that.
• 59:58
  Does that mean in a pack going forward when we do the stream,
• 1:00:01
  when people can see it live? Magic is forged.
• 1:00:03
  Then I mean not only can they buy their own packs, you know,
• 1:00:06
  we just do a a stream. Yeah, we're working on.
• 1:00:09
  We can offer that to them, but we could sell the the cars with
• 1:00:13
  RIP these will be coming home with me, but maybe you for the
• 1:00:16
  except the. Nice one.
• 1:00:18
  If you want to give me $5 a piece, those are where $10 a
• 1:00:20
  pack. By the way, these are $10 a
• 1:00:22
  pack. Say 5 though.
• 1:00:23
  Yeah, yeah. They cost me 5 so.
• 1:00:24
  We get MSRP so I. Flip the first card up like
• 1:00:27
  this. Yep.
• 1:00:27
  You put on, you tuck it, and diggity.
• 1:00:29
  Is that the trick? That is the trick, but JJ is
• 1:00:32
  going first. Hold on, Bean, you get a all
• 1:00:35
  right. Didn't he got the?
• 1:00:37
  Back I. Didn't.
• 1:00:37
  All right, so, so JJ is about to is about to set the bar.
• 1:00:41
  He's about to set the bar. You want a couple more good
• 1:00:44
  ones, boss man, There you. Go is it?
• 1:00:45
  These are my shiny ones. These are good.
• 1:00:47
  No, you just. Know the 1st.
• 1:00:48
  Like they just get rid of that car right there.
• 1:00:50
  That's the. Code card that's.
• 1:00:51
  The code card, it was a $0.13 apiece, too.
• 1:00:54
  I keep those. I'm sorry, everything's for
• 1:00:56
  sale. I sell it all.
• 1:00:59
  The get the 1st. I'll sell the.
• 1:01:01
  Right, You do not sell the code cards, do you really?
• 1:01:04
  Of. Course I do, although they
• 1:01:05
  they're on eBay. They have hundreds of them.
• 1:01:07
  Yeah, yeah, I know. People buy those.
• 1:01:09
  It's crazy. All right?
• 1:01:10
  I got to give you. I got to stack up all right.
• 1:01:12
  JJ, let's go. Let's see what you got.
• 1:01:13
  All right, JJ, start off. Just a couple of grown men RIP
• 1:01:16
  and poke off Wait. Do we pull from the bottom?
• 1:01:19
  It'll be no Sir, it'll be this one.
• 1:01:20
  You get the first card and. Then you put the first card, you
• 1:01:23
  put the. First part of the bottom Goddamn
• 1:01:24
  turn. No, I'm.
• 1:01:25
  Asking I don't know what to. Do OK, you open the pack right
• 1:01:29
  and then there will be a card that is the.
• 1:01:30
  Crap, one off. OK, now you will take the top
• 1:01:33
  card and place it on the bottom. I'm not looking, I'm just
• 1:01:35
  asking. So he's getting ready, he's
• 1:01:37
  getting, he's prepping. OK there.
• 1:01:39
  No more touching. All right, Jay, just on Bramblin
• 1:01:43
  and. Then and then we grab the one
• 1:01:45
  that we. You'll flip it over exactly.
• 1:01:47
  You'll flip the whole. You'll turn it over.
• 1:01:49
  That's. Just a tumbleweed with the.
• 1:01:50
  Eye keep on trucking. That looks like a tumbleweed
• 1:01:53
  all. Right tumbleweed.
• 1:01:54
  We love a dugong. Bunnery.
• 1:01:56
  That's a 151 Pokémon. Right there, that's an iron.
• 1:01:58
  OK, old school. Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  It's a Viper. That's good.
• 1:02:01
  OK, It's Helen. Reed OK, here comes the Chinese.
• 1:02:06
  OK, you got 3 shinies. Oh yeah, it's a better package.
• 1:02:10
  I got 3. All right, so right now any one
• 1:02:15
  of those you, you may not win. So you may not win.
• 1:02:19
  So yeah, JJ Poker pull out eBay and I would just I've got it.
• 1:02:23
  Oh, you got it. I just check the shinies because
• 1:02:24
  nothing else. I'll I'll check the shiny for
• 1:02:26
  the value reverse. Hollow, yeah.
• 1:02:27
  For the reverses, call them shinies is.
• 1:02:30
  That what you call them, But there's actual shiny Pokémon,
• 1:02:33
  yeah. You know, there's there's
• 1:02:34
  hollows, there's reverse hollows, there's EX.
• 1:02:37
  We just get to the last sexy three cars.
• 1:02:39
  That's the Chinese. How do?
• 1:02:43
  You open a Pokémon, I keep saying.
• 1:02:44
  Pokemans. I I don't know why you keep
• 1:02:46
  saying it. You don't even.
• 1:02:47
  It's not. It's not even written in the
• 1:02:48
  name of it. Got a Pokémon?
• 1:02:51
  Where's the a yet is you keep putting in there?
• 1:02:54
  That's in there. Got to look Pokémon, he'll poke
• 1:02:58
  me. Took the first one off the.
• 1:03:01
  Pokémon Poke your mom. $1.50 for this $1.75 and your other two.
• 1:03:09
  What about the mellow Etta? 150 JJJJJJJJJ sound off with a
• 1:03:16
  150. We're going to go to Ryan now.
• 1:03:18
  Oh am I. Ripping.
• 1:03:19
  I believe him man RIP away. He's the judge is tabulating.
• 1:03:22
  Did you take the now? Hold on, hold on.
• 1:03:24
  Are you adding? Are you just take the entire
• 1:03:26
  pack ad? I'm taking the this last three
• 1:03:29
  the top card because. We can do different ways to play
• 1:03:30
  that. We can do total pack.
• 1:03:31
  Value. OK.
• 1:03:32
  I was just curious. We don't.
• 1:03:34
  Care about the energy? See.
• 1:03:36
  Look, I got a shiny border. Oh, oh, some you have a big one.
• 1:03:40
  No, that doesn't look like. No, that looks like one or.
• 1:03:41
  More dollar 30. 9 It's not textured.
• 1:03:44
  OK, so it's clearly just a regular border, right?
• 1:03:47
  Maybe. Maybe.
• 1:03:48
  Because those look a little different than what you have.
• 1:03:50
  You look like you have more of. It I got an Oddish, I got a
• 1:03:53
  paintbrush monkey, I got a Glygar.
• 1:03:56
  Love a Glygar, don't know what that.
• 1:03:58
  These are just made-up things. Damn sure is.
• 1:04:00
  I mean, yeah, I know it's made-up.
• 1:04:01
  I mean Glygar straight. Up man Math.
• 1:04:04
  Someone's like coughing. Bronze.
• 1:04:07
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got that. 99 these.
• 1:04:11
  Some antibiotics for that top. Card is $1.50 for the.
• 1:04:14
  Card to beat is $1.50 from JJ. OK we got a new leader so legit
• 1:04:23
  would take. That's an Jason Rare.
• 1:04:26
  That's a $6 card you. Already know?
• 1:04:28
  Take that. Can I buy this pack now after
• 1:04:30
  the fact? Yeah, 1 was licensed, correct.
• 1:04:34
  So that's so. That's my three.
• 1:04:36
  That's those are my hits. OK, so he's on the board.
• 1:04:40
  He's the leader in the clubhouse with Wiggly Puff.
• 1:04:44
  So he would absorb, he would take J JS cards.
• 1:04:46
  Thanks for playing. He would take his cards.
• 1:04:49
  Yes, yes. And then I'll give you the
• 1:04:52
  current, the last. $37. You have the app right?
• 1:04:57
  I don't have to get the. App, that's what's going on.
• 1:04:59
  Oh, let's see, maybe it's more than six.
• 1:05:00
  Dollars manually freaking type that in.
• 1:05:03
  I have I have two of these well. Then I can have this one.
• 1:05:07
  That was yesterday. You missed it.
• 1:05:11
  We are all out. Oh man.
• 1:05:13
  This sold for four and a half 699 three 2564 and a half six.
• 1:05:18
  Call 5. Come here at five.
• 1:05:19
  Yeah, call at 5. Cool.
• 1:05:20
  So he's on the board for five. All right, Frankie, handle it.
• 1:05:23
  That's a cool card. All right, I already I already
• 1:05:25
  did the I like that the switcheroo and everything I.
• 1:05:28
  Like the one you pulled, the one we looked at, that $13 one.
• 1:05:31
  I like the art of that one. This.
• 1:05:32
  Got this energy going. You'd like the Destin Rivals set
• 1:05:36
  being you'd like that one a lot. I like the first one that you
• 1:05:38
  pulled me into last year. Journey together year and a half
• 1:05:41
  ago. Journey together.
• 1:05:43
  It was the one before journey together.
• 1:05:44
  It was Destin or white and white and black or Destin rivals.
• 1:05:48
  It was one of those. Journey together was the next
• 1:05:49
  one because you were like. We don't.
• 1:05:50
  That was trash as well. So it was the one I think right
• 1:05:52
  before Journey together. Or two before that, the 151
• 1:05:55
  maybe? That was way Once Upon a time.
• 1:05:57
  That was a good one. Prismatic Gift.
• 1:05:59
  Sure was $600 in ETB now for that I sold them for 160 and
• 1:06:04
  thought I did well there you're. Coming shiny into the shinies.
• 1:06:07
  OK, beat beat $5. Are we looking at?
• 1:06:12
  We're playing poker. We.
• 1:06:13
  Ain't. Got it.
• 1:06:14
  Ain't got? It don't be looking over here,
• 1:06:16
  just push it in. Keep your eyes off my books,
• 1:06:18
  fool. How could you started?
• 1:06:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a play Will Smith.
• 1:06:21
  We could come in with a $20 bill next week.
• 1:06:23
  Wham. Oh, actually.
• 1:06:25
  No. You're going to make me do it?
• 1:06:28
  That's actually not too. Bad.
• 1:06:29
  All right, so. That doesn't beat my wig.
• 1:06:31
  No, no, I don't. You are, you tell, They don't
• 1:06:33
  the price. Those are not $6.
• 1:06:35
  No, I did see the. Bottom of JS and it looked like,
• 1:06:38
  oh, did you some heat? If you didn't already put the,
• 1:06:41
  IT might have been the energy card, because I know they're
• 1:06:43
  shiny energies, right? There are, yeah.
• 1:06:47
  Those are rare. It's a couple bucks.
• 1:06:49
  That's a probably a $2.00 card dollar and a half.
• 1:06:51
  Sold for three. Yeah, OK, that's not that bad.
• 1:06:53
  He's on the board. I would.
• 1:06:53
  Which one? Which one?
• 1:06:54
  This one. The one that just.
• 1:06:57
  I think that's all that's a playable card though.
• 1:07:00
  Yeah, So they would again with the premise they would he'd be
• 1:07:04
  holding all of these, but if it. Would have been this order, then
• 1:07:06
  you would have beaten JJ until Ryan.
• 1:07:08
  Yeah, all. Right.
• 1:07:10
  All right, all right, got some energy.
• 1:07:13
  But then you would get the the winner, he would get the whole
• 1:07:16
  all. Whoever wins, it would get all
• 1:07:17
  of them. We mentioned just a couple
• 1:07:18
  minutes ago that's what I mean. I used to play this when I was
• 1:07:21
  younger and you'd get a Mike Trout rookie and then I'd come
• 1:07:23
  over the top with something like talk about heat.
• 1:07:26
  Imagine pulling a Gangar $130.00 Gangar from and then get beat by
• 1:07:31
  a $200 Trikachu and you're. Like see we can do single card
• 1:07:34
  value. You lose.
• 1:07:36
  With heat, you still lose. All right, you can do single
• 1:07:38
  card or total pack value. OK, you could.
• 1:07:40
  We can do either or. I don't want to do it, I like
• 1:07:42
  that. Imagine getting double hits or a
• 1:07:43
  God pack and now you're just. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:48
  Most of these cards are like, what sense, you know, pennies.
• 1:07:51
  Yeah. I've got thousands of bulk,
• 1:07:53
  yeah, cards I need to sell, yeah.
• 1:07:55
  I got to talk to you guys. I've been I got Comic Con stuff
• 1:07:57
  already laid out. I've been doing some.
• 1:07:59
  I got to give you guys with their schedules.
• 1:08:02
  All right, here we go. I only have Chinese now.
• 1:08:07
  We got. You got something in line noon.
• 1:08:10
  You got something in. Oh my God.
• 1:08:13
  Oh, look at that. That right?
• 1:08:14
  What's that? Nimble.
• 1:08:16
  What's that? That's an illustration Rare.
• 1:08:18
  What's that sun We're about to find out.
• 1:08:20
  Oh, is it? 96 out of 90. 4 though is you're
• 1:08:23
  shiny. Yeah, it's got the, it's got the
• 1:08:25
  full car. This is this is drama I'll.
• 1:08:28
  Kill you bro. Watch.
• 1:08:30
  Here we go. This is.
• 1:08:31
  Drama. I want my hypothetical wiggly
• 1:08:34
  tough that I'm totally not getting to keep.
• 1:08:36
  Two out of the four packs had heat in it.
• 1:08:38
  That's pretty good. That's a That's a good number
• 1:08:42
  filter sold item my. Next, I think I'm good.
• 1:08:47
  I think you might be. Good.
• 1:08:48
  I think that wiggly tough's a lot, a lot sexier.
• 1:08:50
  Than 290-9150, 320-5250. No one ain't never give a fuck
• 1:08:58
  about no nimble. Wiggly puffs, son. $151.
• 1:09:04
  Oh, $2.00 sold right here. OK all.
• 1:09:07
  Right. We're going on a single card non
• 1:09:09
  total pack value. How much is it 8?
• 1:09:12
  For read them and weed. Read them and weed.
• 1:09:14
  We lost it. Was like 3 bucks.
• 1:09:17
  Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. These other two are about 2
• 1:09:19
  bucks. That's not you're right.
• 1:09:20
  That's pretty. Good too, as he goes for as he
• 1:09:22
  goes for more product. Let me see that wiggly tough.
• 1:09:26
  I want a closer look at that the more at the top of my card and.
• 1:09:31
  He's like, what card I told you Hammer that you never handed.
• 1:09:33
  Them I mean, that's a cool that. Pull the wiggly puff you.
• 1:09:36
  Know that's fun? Oh, the singing jizz.
• 1:09:38
  Looks like it'd be expensive remember we that was one of the
• 1:09:40
  Best Buy parking lot yeah, we both name yeah yeah, yeah, that
• 1:09:46
  one looks low now Murdoch what do you.
• 1:09:47
  What do you think about like between the cards that me and
• 1:09:50
  Ryan have pulled over the years that we have and the ones that
• 1:09:52
  have, like the pocket monster ones that are from Japan, from
• 1:09:55
  the 90s that. Those are still we.
• 1:09:58
  Can we put those like on eBay and get those to move?
• 1:10:01
  Too any of these you could. You need to see what he has
• 1:10:03
  though. I do need to see what.
• 1:10:05
  One of the ones I scanned with gold on that said it sold for
• 1:10:08
  like $9000. Like ungraded because it was
• 1:10:11
  like first OG first OG poker. Japan pocket on the.
• 1:10:15
  EBay app will allow you to take a picture of the cart.
• 1:10:19
  I'm gonna go through all of those, yeah.
• 1:10:20
  Like I just did. Yeah, so.
• 1:10:22
  I was doing that. Now that's.
• 1:10:23
  All you don't have to find a number or the set.
• 1:10:25
  You just take a picture literally of anything.
• 1:10:26
  I can take a picture of King's T-shirt and it'll show me what
• 1:10:29
  it actually sold for. It doesn't matter what.
• 1:10:31
  So when I thrift and when I do stuff like that, smart bang and
• 1:10:35
  there it. Is I've seen an ad Amazon got an
• 1:10:37
  app like that now? Geez, that's quite sweet.
• 1:10:40
  It's like what cards? Where's the wiggly puff go?
• 1:10:46
  So it was four it was was that 4 packs we did yeah and at retail
• 1:10:50
  if you would have just bought those that was that would have
• 1:10:52
  been 20 bucks without tax money I'm.
• 1:10:54
  Keeping the sexy ones you want, the kind of sexy ones you want,
• 1:10:56
  all these. So like your card, your top
• 1:10:59
  card, my top three, and like Frank's top already paid for all
• 1:11:02
  four of those packs. Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  So that's, I mean like you definitely.
• 1:11:06
  They still worth something too, Kate.
• 1:11:09
  So $20, you know, you, you're never going to win.
• 1:11:13
  No, but like if you spent twenty you probably just told a pack
• 1:11:15
  valued 3540 so you doubled your money.
• 1:11:18
  Most of the packs don't have anything in it.
• 1:11:20
  Those $2.00 we got, we got lucky.
• 1:11:23
  You basically got to buy a high dollar pack to be able to get
• 1:11:28
  maybe a chance of. Getting one, it's harder to do
• 1:11:30
  the one thing like if you go stand in line, you grab two
• 1:11:32
  boxes and you RIP all those open and you get nothing.
• 1:11:35
  These were MSRP $5 a pack, right?
• 1:11:39
  These are $10 a pack today. You go buy these in any store
• 1:11:42
  and they show these are 10 Phantasmal flames are $10 a
• 1:11:44
  pack. So that's $40, right?
• 1:11:47
  That'll cost us to open. Those maybe you broke.
• 1:11:49
  Even so, $5 and $3 on the hits you're at 10 bucks between 2
• 1:11:55
  cards maybe. In 4 packs.
• 1:11:57
  In 4 packs, so you're down 30 you got you got some hollows of
• 1:12:01
  stuff that you can try to you know squeeze out you'll make
• 1:12:03
  some of that money back. But that's the beauty of it,
• 1:12:06
  that. That's why you sell the cars and
• 1:12:08
  you try not to go through the cars.
• 1:12:10
  That's why it's a $50. Just want to do a like scratch
• 1:12:12
  off style like I don't. Know yeah and that's what it is.
• 1:12:15
  I, I opened a box being found some cars in the wild and he put
• 1:12:20
  me on it earlier in the week. It's like, hey, I'm at Best Buy,
• 1:12:22
  they got some cards. So I ran over there and got him
• 1:12:24
  and, and he, he got some too. We're shooting money to each
• 1:12:27
  other back and forth. He's in line.
• 1:12:28
  I'm throwing the money 'cause that's how we get down.
• 1:12:30
  Like if you go to a place and you have a phone that can take
• 1:12:33
  money, I'm going to send you money.
• 1:12:35
  I'll get you right. Guy was frazzled.
• 1:12:37
  He rang up the cheaper it was instead of a limited 2, it was a
• 1:12:40
  limited one on the more expensive things.
• 1:12:41
  But he rang up the cheaper thing twice and then accidentally put
• 1:12:44
  the more expensive stuff in the bag.
• 1:12:45
  So this dude made out instantly already from when I.
• 1:12:48
  Then I ripped a $60.00 back a box of cars of basketball.
• 1:12:52
  That was when you got for a discount, so that was like a
• 1:12:53
  free box. So call, call that.
• 1:12:55
  That's how I had to try. To that's.
• 1:12:57
  Seriously though, I don't like to spend $320 bills and then tax
• 1:13:00
  them a $65 to get 2 cars that were numbered at 299.
• 1:13:03
  One of them was a dollar, the other one's 2 1/2 so.
• 1:13:06
  That was all that was in that box.
• 1:13:07
  And then I got a $5 VJ Holcomb shiny car that was 5 bucks.
• 1:13:13
  So I got $10. I spent 60.
• 1:13:17
  I lose $50.00. But it's fun.
• 1:13:18
  I like to RIP and but you just got to know you're going to,
• 1:13:22
  you're not going to win very often.
• 1:13:23
  No, but when you weigh them. Yeah.
• 1:13:26
  So yeah, you're basically with the way you're doing.
• 1:13:28
  I mean you're you're there's two different ways to do the Pokémon
• 1:13:30
  racket. You're you can either sell them
• 1:13:32
  like they are lottery tickets and maybe the wins, maybe it
• 1:13:35
  doesn't, or you can sell them when you do hit as the winning
• 1:13:38
  lottery tickets. Before we open these, I mean, I
• 1:13:41
  looked at you Cherokee and I was like every pack has even the
• 1:13:46
  ones that aren't heavy. Yeah, they have a chance to have
• 1:13:48
  something in them, right, Right. These all weigh just average.
• 1:13:51
  All four that you guys opened, they were just an average
• 1:13:53
  weight, right? The one that I opened was heavy
• 1:13:55
  and it had slightly the same kind of good what you got and
• 1:13:59
  what you got. But yours is worth just a little
• 1:14:00
  more. Mine was worth.
• 1:14:01
  It's just a luck. It's just dumb luck.
• 1:14:03
  It might be a $0.50 EX and it might be a $50.
• 1:14:05
  That one you pulled is worth more than the one he pulled,
• 1:14:08
  right? Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  But it's just. We both went to Best Buy that
• 1:14:11
  one time and both got like just a pack each or something and I
• 1:14:15
  pulled like a 40 or $50 card and he pulled like a 80 or $90.00
• 1:14:18
  card just and we were sitting in the car and it was like 1 pack
• 1:14:20
  each. Like holy shit that made me want
• 1:14:23
  to go spend $1,000,000. I pulled $7080 cards from magic
• 1:14:28
  packs like at the card shop? Like in front of.
• 1:14:31
  Our holy shit. I'm like, oh, I need this
• 1:14:33
  specific card. You guys don't have it.
• 1:14:35
  I don't want to spend $70. Give me that pack and they give
• 1:14:37
  it to me and I RIP the card. Wow, it's.
• 1:14:38
  Like. You might be the chosen.
• 1:14:40
  One I got loved. I need to.
• 1:14:42
  You were supposed to be the chosen 1.
• 1:14:47
  I hate you haven't gotten the magic yet though.
• 1:14:50
  Not not all of magic. You guys were kind of getting at
• 1:14:52
  us. He said.
• 1:14:53
  You guys. You.
• 1:14:56
  Guys. Category JJ.
• 1:14:59
  It feels so good not to be 1 of you guys right?
• 1:15:03
  He is now on the Magic team. Too my magic.
• 1:15:06
  He didn't just make you a scalper, he made him Team Magic.
• 1:15:08
  I'm team Magic. He's speaking for all Magic
• 1:15:10
  players. Right.
• 1:15:11
  How about Yu-gi-oh I? Don't do no one.
• 1:15:13
  No one cares about Yu-gi-oh. I got two of those packs in in
• 1:15:17
  the in the middle of the fray when the when bullets are flying
• 1:15:21
  and you're in the heat of the action, you just grab whatever
• 1:15:25
  they give you, you know, and the kids don't know what to grab and
• 1:15:28
  not my parents just throw like Yep, 2 of everything.
• 1:15:30
  So I got 2 packs of Yugi over there, but I don't know what's
• 1:15:33
  in those. RIP A.
• 1:15:34
  Yugioh. How about we have a?
• 1:15:37
  We need another. Yugi off, I would not know.
• 1:15:39
  You need to find a creative way to pick out.
• 1:15:41
  Find out who gets the yugioh packs.
• 1:15:42
  Who gets to RIP those? Well, Jay and I won the packs,
• 1:15:47
  right? You know, like collectively we
• 1:15:49
  had the most value in our part. Of the two, yeah, right.
• 1:15:52
  Yeah, so go 1 and 2. On Yu-gi-oh.
• 1:15:55
  Yu-gi-oh, I've already. Read the Yu-gi-oh pack in like
• 1:15:57
  20. Years.
• 1:15:58
  Why don't you do a Dragon Ball Z cards I don't think.
• 1:16:00
  They care about the Dragon Ball. They're worth.
• 1:16:02
  I was. Looking them up on one of the
• 1:16:04
  grading things. One Piece people care about the
• 1:16:05
  One Piece? Oh my fuck.
• 1:16:07
  Oh, it's all hyped. We're ready to open more cards.
• 1:16:10
  Can't do that to me. You owe me.
• 1:16:13
  Guys, he's the real purpose of bringing those was to sell that
• 1:16:16
  shit to us like he's like right open these isn't that fun?
• 1:16:19
  Now look what I have over here you.
• 1:16:22
  Think he's slick? You can't turn me away from
• 1:16:24
  magic. If you had some magic packs in
• 1:16:25
  there, I'd be yours. I'd be putty through.
• 1:16:27
  I'd be putty in your hands. Yeah, putty in your hands.
• 1:16:31
  You pull out an Edge of Eternities or Final Fantasy pack
• 1:16:34
  on Melting I. Do you remember?
• 1:16:37
  He stopped for a second. The grail box, the purplish
• 1:16:41
  shiny box, that was one per store and it was once a month
• 1:16:45
  and they had literally 1 box. I got two of those.
• 1:16:49
  I sold one for almost $400.00. I think it's down to it's a
• 1:16:53
  couple 100 bucks, but it's a it's a box no for Magic.
• 1:16:57
  Magic. I don't remember this.
• 1:16:59
  I'll have to. I'll have to find it.
• 1:17:01
  OK, I've got another. I've got a It's.
• 1:17:04
  It's Mark's. Oh, side note, that guy was
• 1:17:06
  completely naked trying to go out water the lawn today.
• 1:17:10
  Mark was in the daylight. Yeah, that naked. 6:00 naked.
• 1:17:14
  He. Was trying to get it in before
• 1:17:16
  the sun came up. I mean, I'm.
• 1:17:17
  Going to water the planets. And it is hot outside.
• 1:17:19
  Yeah, I'm. Going to do this naked and if
• 1:17:22
  the sun up I'm already was that. Was that mark straight in from
• 1:17:25
  the Hard Rock? It was Mark about to go to Hard
• 1:17:27
  Rock straight in from a dart tournament.
• 1:17:30
  Let me cut the grass. It's Mark from 80 ADHD Sports
• 1:17:33
  You. Know that Lisa looks out the
• 1:17:35
  window and she goes, Oh my God. I was like, yeah, no, that's.
• 1:17:38
  I was thinking about that sport show, by the way.
• 1:17:39
  I think we should turn it to see like just cover mainly football
• 1:17:42
  and bring it back during football season.
• 1:17:44
  Obviously tackle the other sports while we're doing it, but
• 1:17:46
  you? RIP another one.
• 1:17:47
  This is opening a packed mid conversation.
• 1:17:48
  We're just putting them away. He's got a problem.
• 1:17:51
  I want to RIP more, but I just, I just spent just did five.
• 1:17:56
  That's $25. It's easy to spend and you're
• 1:17:58
  down. Money and you're down.
• 1:18:00
  And I'm down. You're way down.
• 1:18:01
  I got. No, he's, I don't know why he
• 1:18:03
  spent. He's not.
• 1:18:05
  He's down. Oh yeah, true.
• 1:18:06
  But like straight pocket value. He's all right.
• 1:18:08
  Don't open anymore, but you're fine right now.
• 1:18:12
  But I want to and if you can't share with your people and have
• 1:18:15
  fun ripping some packs the the scale broke it.
• 1:18:18
  It has a code on it so I'm trying to show you the ascended
• 1:18:22
  heroes because I want to RIP that open to see which pack has
• 1:18:26
  big. Box the heavy one.
• 1:18:28
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to do that here?
• 1:18:30
  Are you going to RIP it at home? Yeah, well then I mean.
• 1:18:33
  But I want to weigh it here and I want you to see which pack is
• 1:18:36
  heavy. Yeah, let we can wrap up the
• 1:18:38
  show that way you want. I just put the scale in scale so
• 1:18:41
  I don't know. I brought a light one and a
• 1:18:43
  heavy one of each of the product so you could see the differences
• 1:18:46
  of the weight. And then when we RIP, you're
• 1:18:48
  like. You get neither of you guys have
• 1:18:49
  your scales with you, right? Yeah, I don't either.
• 1:18:51
  Yeah, imagine that. JJ's like, damn, everybody's
• 1:18:52
  supposed to have a scale. Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  And it's not all for Pokémon, I promise.
• 1:18:59
  Sometimes it's for magic. Sometimes it's from hash.
• 1:19:01
  Oh. Yes, definitely nothing else.
• 1:19:04
  Sometimes it's for Magic the Gathering.
• 1:19:07
  Yes, Perfect. No no.
• 1:19:12
  Damn, damn the battery. Maybe it's maybe I talk nice to
• 1:19:16
  it like like. AA's or AAA's?
• 1:19:18
  This is AAA shit. Damn.
• 1:19:21
  I was like I got unlimited AA's. I see them.
• 1:19:24
  I've been. Looking at them work 10 minutes
• 1:19:25
  ago hold. On yeah, you guys, you guys
• 1:19:27
  converse for a second. Are we vamping?
• 1:19:31
  So how was, how was your guys's day right anybody?
• 1:19:36
  Can you tell me about the show? About Rob.
• 1:19:39
  About real Rob, it was OK. It turned into like a a semi
• 1:19:43
  decent stand up show is what I was telling the guys when he
• 1:19:46
  wasn't doing his political stuff.
• 1:19:48
  But you know, when you hear a guy say I love Trump 9000 times
• 1:19:52
  in his set, that gets old. And then when it's actual
• 1:19:55
  comedy, maybe that's, you know, refreshing from that was comedy.
• 1:19:58
  Funny was it? It was OK.
• 1:20:00
  It was just like. It wasn't funny, that's what it
• 1:20:02
  sound like. It's just like women complain
• 1:20:04
  about everything. You know women, right?
• 1:20:06
  Ha ha, like stuff like that. And the crowd's eating it up.
• 1:20:10
  They love him. They love.
• 1:20:13
  The memory of him. They don't love his material.
• 1:20:15
  Yeah, the whole like 5 minute big.
• 1:20:18
  Saying I miss the old. Kind of, right?
• 1:20:21
  He has like a 5 minute bit where he does like the catch phrases
• 1:20:24
  from his movies. JD, remember that where he like
• 1:20:26
  goes down and he like says every line that he's ever said.
• 1:20:29
  And it's like, that's not, it's not that funny.
• 1:20:32
  Yeah, he says you can do it about 20 times, and it says so.
• 1:20:37
  Yeah, Yeah. That's like his whole brand.
• 1:20:39
  But that's his brand, right? What he used to be, yeah.
• 1:20:41
  Just selling on what? Adam Sandler made him.
• 1:20:43
  Then they're making grown-ups, Three, I guess what?
• 1:20:47
  And they're filming in July. So no, yeah.
• 1:20:50
  The insides, friends. Though I like what Sandler puts
• 1:20:53
  out some. Some of his stuff I don't.
• 1:20:55
  I've never been a Sandler. Haber was good, the first one
• 1:20:58
  that was of course funny. Adam Sandler movie.
• 1:20:59
  Most of his older stuff's great, Yeah.
• 1:21:01
  And then he hit that weird middle and then like he got back
• 1:21:04
  into the serious and like, even yeah, the the Halloween wasn't
• 1:21:07
  yet happy. Go War 2 was way better than I
• 1:21:09
  ever thought it would. Be I didn't even watch it yet I.
• 1:21:12
  Didn't watch it. It's it's.
• 1:21:13
  It's the second one. It had no right to be that good
• 1:21:15
  for a legacy sequel 20 year old. They had no right.
• 1:21:18
  It had no right to be that good. Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:20
  So, Hans, Yeah. That's my favorite movie, that
• 1:21:23
  movie. But it's short the.
• 1:21:26
  Oh yeah, I know you was going to like that one.
• 1:21:29
  I can quote that whole movie. I love that movie.
• 1:21:32
  Will Nikki was yeah, that's a classic too.
• 1:21:35
  Yeah, power of chicken, Popeye's chicks.
• 1:21:41
  All right, before we get out of here, actually.
• 1:21:52
  I'll just give you this one. We're going to cover this next
• 1:21:54
  week since I, I don't want to cram it at the end of the show.
• 1:21:56
  Yeah, so I have a pin for you also.
• 1:22:00
  So don't start writing yet. We only did this one other time.
• 1:22:04
  We do it when we have newer people.
• 1:22:07
  We you can tell we haven't had new people stick in a while.
• 1:22:09
  On top of us not having the same main shows.
• 1:22:12
  JJ is the newest. We haven't really got a chance
• 1:22:13
  to do this with him. He's also requested we have it
• 1:22:16
  on. It's been recorded so we can't
• 1:22:18
  back out of it. He's volunteered to be.
• 1:22:21
  Roasted roast kid. Not roasted hurt, but inducted I
• 1:22:24
  guess. Abused physically I've.
• 1:22:26
  Been. Frank's like I know that's.
• 1:22:30
  Artist, that's artistry. That's He's a real artist.
• 1:22:32
  So two things I want to oh, sorry, go.
• 1:22:34
  Ahead, it runs in the family, true.
• 1:22:35
  But I'm having been like fully inducted.
• 1:22:37
  Exactly. That's two things I want to get
• 1:22:39
  done before we got here. Here in just a bit is we're
• 1:22:42
  going to, I'm going to give everybody probably set a timer.
• 1:22:45
  Everyone's going to have to write as quick as they can for
• 1:22:48
  each, he did. She did.
• 1:22:50
  Oh. I forgot two different things
• 1:22:51
  going on here. Hold on.
• 1:22:52
  I'll let them. I'll let them be finished there.
• 1:22:54
  All right. Sorry boss, I'm back.
• 1:22:55
  I'm back. Back from my smoke break.
• 1:22:58
  OK, well, I'll start from the You got me all fucking frazzled.
• 1:23:02
  OK, Everyone's got a piece of paper in front of them.
• 1:23:06
  It has the name of everybody on the show.
• 1:23:07
  We're going to do this quickly. The first thing that pops here,
• 1:23:11
  I'm going to say the the first name that's on the thing.
• 1:23:13
  Write down the first thing that pops.
• 1:23:15
  Try to make it no more than a sentence or two.
• 1:23:17
  Write it down, We'll go to the next name you.
• 1:23:18
  Got something about them or? The first thing you think of,
• 1:23:21
  like I say, Frank, you go and we'll do 10 ish 15 seconds to
• 1:23:25
  each person. You write down a second, we'll
• 1:23:26
  move on to the next one and then we'll flip it over.
• 1:23:28
  You're going to turn them in. We're going to put them in a
• 1:23:29
  folder. I'm going to mix them up.
• 1:23:30
  We're going to save them for next week.
• 1:23:32
  Then next week we're going to play who said this and see if he
• 1:23:36
  everybody can guess on who's who's who's talking about that
• 1:23:39
  person. So big mask.
• 1:23:43
  Oh, he stole yours. I think I should get a different
• 1:23:49
  color pen. Is it not working?
• 1:23:50
  No, it works. You'll you'll know who said
• 1:23:53
  this. Everybody bluish except yours.
• 1:23:58
  Yeah, mine is definitely green. OK.
• 1:24:00
  It's green and. Silver pencil.
• 1:24:01
  By bluish, I mean it's blue. Are we?
• 1:24:05
  Are we going? Just a different color.
• 1:24:11
  Just yeah, everyone, everybody else, this is green.
• 1:24:14
  Yeah, mine is definitely green, yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Well, now we'll know because there's green scribbles on
• 1:24:18
  there. The.
• 1:24:19
  Blueish black. It looks like it's not.
• 1:24:20
  But then you took my pen, right? But that's you.
• 1:24:24
  Gave it to me actually. Who's on 1st?
• 1:24:29
  Who's on 1st? Jay?
• 1:24:30
  Do I have a pen? We can share.
• 1:24:37
  I got 1. Pretend it's some.
• 1:24:40
  I got a pen stay. Somebody that we met at the at
• 1:24:43
  the castle, we can share which castle?
• 1:24:47
  Castle de Blanc. And yes, you have to write about
• 1:24:51
  yourself because that throws off the contest a little.
• 1:24:54
  OK, so we're going to start. No one look at anyone try to do
• 1:24:58
  this as fair or seemingly possible because I know we're at
• 1:25:00
  a Yeah, I'm getting ready to start.
• 1:25:01
  And we're going to do one name at a time.
• 1:25:03
  OK. And then we're going to go.
• 1:25:04
  Yeah, Yeah. OK.
• 1:25:05
  All right. All right, Bean.
• 1:25:18
  All right, next one we're gonna do super bad all.
• 1:25:25
  Right. Is that first thing that comes
• 1:25:27
  to mind? Yeah, first thing.
• 1:25:30
  What if it gives it away? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:37
  That's funny you. Didn't think about this one.
• 1:25:42
  All right, wrapping that up now we're going to go.
• 1:25:44
  Supposed to know who we're on if you don't say go.
• 1:25:46
  To the next I say that I say it. Who was second?
• 1:25:48
  Super bad was second. Now we're going to go Murdoch.
• 1:25:51
  Oh, I haven't. OK, all right, then.
• 1:25:58
  We're going to finish that up. We should have had King do it.
• 1:26:00
  That'd be really funny because King doesn't know them as much.
• 1:26:03
  I know he knows me a little bit. That'd be really funny.
• 1:26:06
  All right, And we got. Let's go, Frankie Buttons.
• 1:26:15
  All right. And then finally, I think last
• 1:26:17
  and definitely least according to the outro, JJ, don't try not
• 1:26:30
  to fold. Just flip it over.
• 1:26:32
  That way there's no, you know, telling telling lines or or
• 1:26:37
  stuff. So guys are wrapping wrapping
• 1:26:40
  that up as I just flip it over. I'm not, I'm trying to look
• 1:26:42
  directly at the board and you guys.
• 1:26:46
  And then what was the, what was the other thing that I said that
• 1:26:48
  we were going to do before we got out of here, before you guys
• 1:26:50
  had your little side conversations?
• 1:26:53
  I showed up and I just, I ruined everything.
• 1:26:55
  No, no, no, not you. I'm saying them too.
• 1:26:56
  And they were like passing the phone back for I was trying to
• 1:26:58
  remember what we were. God damn it, I guess it doesn't
• 1:27:01
  matter. So we just like a Pokémon show
• 1:27:03
  now, I think. We're might be a Pokémon show
• 1:27:05
  now. I think that is the thing that I
• 1:27:06
  guess we're all folding it. I just that's OK falling out
• 1:27:10
  now. That's fine.
• 1:27:10
  That's fine. And we'll go through these.
• 1:27:13
  We'll keep these here so that nobody does that.
• 1:27:14
  So we'll have those next week. I'm God, I like smoke before the
• 1:27:18
  show and I'm like, where's my short term memory go?
• 1:27:21
  God damn, I was in the middle of it.
• 1:27:22
  Got it. All right, whatever, that's
• 1:27:26
  fine. I'll remember driving home.
• 1:27:28
  How bad like? Shit, you're like cut the sound
• 1:27:31
  bite later. Hey, it's me.
• 1:27:32
  I'm back. I remembered what it was that's
• 1:27:35
  exactly. It's like shitty phone audio you
• 1:27:37
  can hear like the SO. I'm driving home.
• 1:27:38
  Yeah, you. Can hear like a wind gushing by
• 1:27:40
  like you honking. What were we talking about
• 1:27:44
  before you walked over there? Because you said little man
• 1:27:46
  grabbed your paper. I remember everything except the
• 1:27:48
  thing. We were going to weigh the.
• 1:27:51
  The you looking for batteries can find them you can find.
• 1:27:54
  The batteries. But like, but it was something
• 1:27:55
  else. It was a little after that.
• 1:27:57
  Yeah, I remember it was something else.
• 1:27:58
  And it's not what that was something.
• 1:27:59
  Else. But yeah, I was.
• 1:28:01
  Having a conversation. Yeah, side side combos and side
• 1:28:05
  combos. Yeah, we had too many going on.
• 1:28:08
  I let you down. Man, like you did, it's OK you.
• 1:28:10
  Going to remember when he's editing watch.
• 1:28:13
  No, I'm not kidding about that. He's probably going to be a
• 1:28:15
  little. He was going to be talking about
• 1:28:16
  it. He was.
• 1:28:17
  Oh yeah, that's right. He.
• 1:28:18
  Said something, yeah. And that's what.
• 1:28:20
  I'm going to go back and listen to the audience.
• 1:28:22
  Yeah, he's so pissed off. I'm going to be so mad.
• 1:28:25
  Like it's right there. We do need to I need to get your
• 1:28:32
  guys schedules because I'm putting Comic Con trips
• 1:28:35
  together. I would love it's a pipe dream
• 1:28:39
  this year, but next year I I I would still like to do this
• 1:28:41
  here, but I really want to go to San Diego Comic Con.
• 1:28:43
  Yeah, right. Be.
• 1:28:44
  My first time. Honestly.
• 1:28:48
  Anyone you saying right? Local.
• 1:28:50
  I don't even mean to for us to have a booth.
• 1:28:52
  I mean, do you want to go? Vlog it.
• 1:28:55
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you want to.
• 1:28:56
  You want to get in gear, You want to.
• 1:28:59
  To what Comic Con? Have an outfit?
• 1:29:01
  Oh, I dress up. No, I just wanted to go cosplay.
• 1:29:04
  But we can definitely go as a show.
• 1:29:05
  Cosplay. We can go as a show.
• 1:29:07
  Would you be? I remember what it was now.
• 1:29:09
  Yeah. We we're going to decide.
• 1:29:10
  Frank. No.
• 1:29:11
  Frank. JJ's punishment.
• 1:29:13
  Oh, yeah. My fate.
• 1:29:14
  My. Fate.
• 1:29:15
  Oh yeah, he did say that. I did they.
• 1:29:18
  Yeah, that's right. Right.
• 1:29:20
  They all remember now. You weren't talking about that.
• 1:29:22
  I wrote it down. That's right.
• 1:29:25
  So last. No, two weeks ago.
• 1:29:27
  Because you weren't here super bad.
• 1:29:29
  Yeah. JJ's like, tell me everyone you
• 1:29:31
  know. You know, everyone's getting
• 1:29:34
  back in the groove. Everyone's becoming a super
• 1:29:36
  douchebag. You should.
• 1:29:37
  You meant the beginning of the show.
• 1:29:39
  These two were. Oh, They were.
• 1:29:41
  They were. It was.
• 1:29:43
  It was. Gross, Yes.
• 1:29:45
  OK, I get blue. You're going to blue.
• 1:29:47
  My hair is. Short blue.
• 1:29:49
  You're going to blue yourself. Yep, I'm.
• 1:29:50
  I just. Myself, yeah.
• 1:29:52
  Get a leather jacket works. Yep, and then have some have
• 1:29:55
  some tin bowl. For the teal, Yep, yeah.
• 1:29:59
  Helplessness. Now we pivoted a little bit.
• 1:30:01
  OK, fine, now we can play that game.
• 1:30:03
  OK, Comic Con. Damn A swagged out Rockley.
• 1:30:10
  Well, that'd be cool. Yeah, that'd be really cool.
• 1:30:12
  Who's Rockley from Naruto? Naruto.
• 1:30:14
  Ever heard of it? I just know the run.
• 1:30:16
  Broccoli's. Like the best character,
• 1:30:19
  broccoli. Broccoli.
• 1:30:20
  I hear it. Broccoli too.
• 1:30:21
  Yeah, it's. Like another Dragon Ball thing.
• 1:30:23
  That's the vegan thing. Yeah, I know it.
• 1:30:25
  Hey, Dragon Ball is based all on vegetables.
• 1:30:28
  You know, that's what we should go as though.
• 1:30:30
  Like we should clean and Gita and trunks and Oh yeah.
• 1:30:34
  Well, it's underwear and and and food.
• 1:30:36
  I'm serious. The briefs.
• 1:30:38
  Oh yeah. I and you and you knew this.
• 1:30:41
  Yeah, that's the case. And I'm going on what's?
• 1:30:43
  The name? There's Vegeta Underwear.
• 1:30:45
  Boo Boo Boo. Mr. Popo, No.
• 1:30:50
  Majoob. Trailer.
• 1:30:51
  Dragon Ball GT Bro Majoob. All right, so Comic Con.
• 1:30:56
  I probably Trunks if you guys are if we're all doing the.
• 1:30:58
  That'd be red. OK, we're all Dragon Ball Z up.
• 1:31:01
  Right, Cherokee. Just just goes, yeah.
• 1:31:06
  Indian. I thought he was going to say
• 1:31:08
  Piccolo and really lean in, yeah.
• 1:31:10
  That's who I would. Yeah, I probably would.
• 1:31:11
  Yeah, of course he would. I would dress up with no green,
• 1:31:14
  though. That's a lot of green.
• 1:31:15
  You don't even fake on that one. You absolutely know that, Yeah.
• 1:31:17
  He's Piccolo for life, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:31:19
  yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 1:31:22
  Yeah. What are?
• 1:31:23
  Yeah, I mean, you have to be going to comic.
• 1:31:25
  Con No. At least not dressing up in
• 1:31:28
  doing that. That man, we'll get a bunch of
• 1:31:31
  hair spray blue go God, that'd be fine.
• 1:31:34
  Oh yeah, that'd. Be fun.
• 1:31:36
  There's some there's some closer ones booth wise if we want to do
• 1:31:38
  coming up over the next two months that are like I'm sure up
• 1:31:41
  to North Carolina and back down. Yeah, but for for for J JS
• 1:31:45
  welcoming for his his thing. I thought maybe we do instead of
• 1:31:49
  because he's like, oh, I'll do the icy hot thing or I'll do it.
• 1:31:51
  Maybe we build a gauntlet. Maybe we do something of Gummy
• 1:31:56
  Kong. Well, no, that's got to come
• 1:31:58
  back. Maybe that's how we we end it.
• 1:32:00
  I kind of think maybe we, we, we celebrate the decade of the show
• 1:32:05
  and we pick all the things that we want to do that we've done
• 1:32:08
  over the years and make him do a bit of all of them, a touch of
• 1:32:11
  all, not all, not maybe all of it, like lean, every single one,
• 1:32:15
  but like a, like a, like a, like a sampling.
• 1:32:16
  The coup de grace sampling. I do ask for the fish.
• 1:32:20
  I I was coming. Yeah, he was.
• 1:32:22
  Excited about that? Yeah, because he knew the name
• 1:32:24
  of it, and he still remembered the name.
• 1:32:26
  He's going to, he's that's going to change his life.
• 1:32:27
  He's like, oh, there's this really disgusting fish And
• 1:32:30
  before he could get the name out.
• 1:32:31
  He knew what it was and. He's like Murdoch walked him
• 1:32:35
  right into. It open up the can they start to
• 1:32:37
  vomit. What he's not telling you is
• 1:32:39
  that they sell it at his store. They probably.
• 1:32:44
  So I think we definitely do a shake because I've done that for
• 1:32:47
  years and years and years. Shake.
• 1:32:49
  Last one shake was us Thanksgiving shake that was
• 1:32:52
  vomiting. Forever ago, yeah.
• 1:32:55
  Shade skipping, yeah, a little, but we don't have to do as I'm
• 1:32:58
  saying, we'll do like a little samples of everything shake shot
• 1:33:00
  like yeah. Yeah, Shake shot.
• 1:33:03
  Because then maybe at the very end we have him to do a just a
• 1:33:07
  one gummy gun where we all. A blind, a blind shake shot
• 1:33:11
  where he has to, there's six of them there and he, he's going to
• 1:33:14
  drink them all eventually anyway, and one of them's going
• 1:33:17
  to be the fish and the other one's going to be whatever and
• 1:33:20
  he's got to close. Oh, there's definitely.
• 1:33:21
  Different ways we can take that depending on the shot.
• 1:33:23
  Maybe like whatever shot he takes leads him to his next
• 1:33:25
  thing. So like, if the shot isn't as
• 1:33:26
  bad, the next thing's worse, but if the shots really bad, it
• 1:33:28
  takes him to an easier second third.
• 1:33:31
  Starbucks 64 like. Alternate he's picking the path
• 1:33:34
  yeah, we'll rogue light him he'll.
• 1:33:40
  Shake rogue light. So we'll so we're going to come
• 1:33:42
  up with that because that'll be fun.
• 1:33:43
  That'll be a good thing to do this summer, and I will have.
• 1:33:47
  Are you all with pain? How are you with pain?
• 1:33:50
  What? They punch you in the face.
• 1:33:53
  What if I just punch you in the face?
• 1:33:55
  You say high tolerance, You got to stop.
• 1:33:57
  You got to stop. You got to stop.
• 1:33:59
  All the things that you got to, Murdoch's looking like he's.
• 1:34:02
  Like send himself a mail you. Thanks.
• 1:34:07
  Nay, on the ANP it'll be going be.
• 1:34:09
  Numb. You got to be tough like God
• 1:34:10
  damn. You don't be.
• 1:34:11
  You don't do both. I got a hard, I got a hard pain
• 1:34:15
  tolerance, I can see. I got to get on the things that
• 1:34:18
  that we don't do that we need to do better, like all the social
• 1:34:19
  media stuff too. So I'm gonna start doing that.
• 1:34:21
  The show is for go to our Discord being super bad.
• 1:34:24
  I've been restructuring that in my spare time.
• 1:34:26
  We're going to just launch the website.
• 1:34:28
  I was telling you, I think we just do that.
• 1:34:29
  Sure, it's done. It's done.
• 1:34:31
  It's been waiting. We launched that.
• 1:34:32
  Yeah, we'll have that up. We'll start doing the Pokémon
• 1:34:35
  thing. I'm going to talk to him about
• 1:34:36
  that. I'm trying to help.
• 1:34:37
  I'm trying to take all that weight off of him while he
• 1:34:39
  handles everything he's handling on that side and only ask him to
• 1:34:42
  do the teeny tiny things that I know he likes to do.
• 1:34:44
  You ever do whatnot? That's.
• 1:34:46
  We can entertain that we're. Working on that actually.
• 1:34:48
  I'm saying I need to talk to you because next week I want to get
• 1:34:50
  us live on at least Twitch, but I also want to get the Whatnot
• 1:34:53
  side, maybe from a phone. We don't have to have the.
• 1:34:55
  The volume of people that watch and listen.
• 1:34:58
  Yep, you know, 1000 people, 5000 people are, are going to want to
• 1:35:03
  be involved in in ripping packs and, and.
• 1:35:05
  Right. And all the all the not great
• 1:35:07
  cards we start, we make. Put it on whatnot for the people
• 1:35:10
  that don't. For our fans, like 5 bucks or
• 1:35:12
  three bucks throwing, whatever. Exactly.
• 1:35:15
  That's how we do a Comic Con too.
• 1:35:16
  I was telling them about how we undercut everybody with the,
• 1:35:18
  with the dice. Oh yeah.
• 1:35:20
  And how like we go around and people would have like the
• 1:35:22
  that's how you, oh, you just the Pokémon card is a dollar a
• 1:35:25
  piece. Like little kids like the big
• 1:35:26
  bowls or like, you know, 5 or 10 for $5.
• 1:35:28
  And they're just, they're just nothing cards.
• 1:35:30
  But people are kids are like, yeah, can I get these 40 cards?
• 1:35:34
  Yeah. Or even the like 3 dollar $5
• 1:35:37
  card you got you can like. I told him it's like a 20%.
• 1:35:40
  Mark up, give those away, then they're come back, then you
• 1:35:43
  look, you know what I mean? This is.
• 1:35:44
  Shiny and this is worth 3. Bucks right here you go kid and
• 1:35:47
  you put on Instagram one years later that's. 1000 hollows in
• 1:35:50
  reverse hollows. See.
• 1:35:51
  There you go, kids love that. We're ready to.
• 1:35:53
  Come up and you're like, hey man, here you go, high 5.
• 1:35:55
  Yeah, here's the sticker. Check out our show.
• 1:35:56
  Here's the Pokémon. The booth prices have not gone
• 1:35:59
  crazy with with really everything.
• 1:36:01
  Else that's how you pay for your booth is just by hustling.
• 1:36:03
  I sent him some prices when I think Tennessee, uh huh, that's
• 1:36:07
  coming up. And he was like, I think we can
• 1:36:09
  swing that. Like, make the money.
• 1:36:10
  That's like 385, yeah. Well, that's how you sold $2.00
• 1:36:14
  cards for a month and you'll that's.
• 1:36:16
  What I'm saying that's that does.
• 1:36:18
  Yeah, OK, We're going to have that kind of stuff soon.
• 1:36:20
  I think this summer. That's what I like.
• 1:36:22
  It's going to be a lot easier to do this summer, even if we have
• 1:36:25
  to take chunks of us at a time and break it off however we need
• 1:36:28
  to do it. Cool.
• 1:36:31
  Thanks for a good time again. I'm glad we get the first time.
• 1:36:34
  We got everybody in the room. That's a full, full show.
• 1:36:37
  Yeah, sorry I couldn't be here the whole time.
• 1:36:38
  You're all right. You were handling, like, real
• 1:36:40
  comedy things. Yeah, that's busy.
• 1:36:42
  So it's like, where's super bad? He was working with Rob
• 1:36:45
  Schneider. Oh, so that's why he was late to
• 1:36:47
  the show. Yeah.
• 1:36:47
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds.
• 1:36:51
  That feels good, doesn't it? Yeah.
• 1:36:53
  Yeah, pretty. Cool.
• 1:36:54
  Yeah. Oh yeah, Ryan went there.
• 1:36:55
  No, no, he was busy. It's.
• 1:36:57
  Not cool when you have to watch his set four times.
• 1:36:59
  Yeah, that's not as fun. That's not.
• 1:37:00
  Fun as he's himself till tomorrow, yeah, hope he goes,
• 1:37:03
  but he does like 90 fucking minutes so yeah.
• 1:37:07
  That's too much. There's an old saying.
• 1:37:08
  Like too much. Comedy's better and smaller.
• 1:37:11
  That's too much comedy. It's.
• 1:37:12
  True. It's too much.
• 1:37:13
  It's too hard to write comedy as it is, period.
• 1:37:16
  No matter how good you are, it's really hard to write 90 minutes
• 1:37:19
  when you're doing it non-stop. Like Florida, where everyone's
• 1:37:22
  old and wants to go to bed and they still want to meet him
• 1:37:24
  afterwards. So they're like, I do remember
• 1:37:26
  that craziness. That's the reason they go it's.
• 1:37:29
  Like 11 I got I want to go but I want to meet.
• 1:37:32
  They were, they still like the crazy, super dumb line where
• 1:37:34
  everybody's, yeah, that's that's why they're there.
• 1:37:36
  They don't want to take a picture with Rob Schneider.
• 1:37:38
  You can get off on stage and go for 90 minutes.
• 1:37:40
  What's? The charge for that a couple
• 1:37:41
  times. Not even kidding.
• 1:37:43
  What's the charge for a photo of the?
• 1:37:44
  Scene, I didn't mean him. Nothing really.
• 1:37:46
  It's just at the end of the show.
• 1:37:47
  Listen the boat on that. Oh yeah, Oh yeah, but he's
• 1:37:49
  selling merch on the side with a shirt that says you can do it
• 1:37:52
  for for $48. Send hubby over.
• 1:37:54
  To buy a shirt yours to. Pick with Rob Schneider, you
• 1:37:56
  know? Yeah.
• 1:37:58
  I saw Tony Baker and I bought his shirt for I believe $25 and
• 1:38:03
  it said and it said yeah, but the but it said living lavish or
• 1:38:07
  yeah, living lavish or something like that.
• 1:38:08
  The comedians that you would be like.
• 1:38:10
  Real raw I. Was going to say the comedians
• 1:38:12
  you'd be willing to spend more money on because you they're
• 1:38:13
  nobody and you thought they were funny and you want to support
• 1:38:16
  them. They don't charge that much.
• 1:38:17
  It's the ones that you're like, stop doing it.
• 1:38:19
  And they're like my sure, it's $75 and you're like, no, no.
• 1:38:25
  You don't need it. All right, Ajay, anything else
• 1:38:29
  before we get out of here? Well, I'm glad you made it.
• 1:38:32
  Hey, whoa, whoa. Did JJ tip my fucking?
• 1:38:35
  I literally. Did.
• 1:38:37
  Fast I did. Yeah, I did.
• 1:38:39
  Well, that one I'll let you think.
• 1:38:44
  Ryan, good to have you here. Anything else, man?
• 1:38:46
  Are you doing any better? I'm.
• 1:38:47
  OK, you're getting better. Things are getting better.
• 1:38:48
  Good very, very, very slowly. But.
• 1:38:50
  Hey look, just take the speed is better than.
• 1:38:52
  Take the pills once a time, you know you don't want it up too
• 1:38:56
  fast, you know? You know 9 hours is too long,
• 1:38:58
  Frank. Had no idea what my situation.
• 1:39:02
  You know, little by little, man, I'm just, you know, completely
• 1:39:06
  different. You want to You want to go slow,
• 1:39:08
  You just. Just take it easy bro.
• 1:39:10
  Out of time, but yeah. No, no.
• 1:39:13
  Don't just jump right into it. Do as I say, not as I do.
• 1:39:18
  Frank, anything from you? Not that I think you need
• 1:39:20
  anything. No, I'm good bro, just work hard
• 1:39:22
  y'all guys prepare for the new new shinde we got going on, you
• 1:39:28
  know? Yeah.
• 1:39:28
  The Twitch thing's coming soon. Forza.
• 1:39:30
  Forza Horizon 6? Oh yeah, he's already played it
• 1:39:32
  for 400 hours. Lies, lies, lies.
• 1:39:35
  I've played it for the first time.
• 1:39:36
  I've played. I've been on.
• 1:39:38
  I've played it since 3:00 this today.
• 1:39:40
  Yeah, it's good. I.
• 1:39:41
  Downloaded it, I got all the secret maps, I'm ready to play.
• 1:39:45
  You you got it too. No, I'm just trying to be like
• 1:39:47
  you before. You walked in and Frank's like,
• 1:39:48
  no, I didn't say any of that. I got all the DLCI, got all the
• 1:39:52
  cars, I got all the decals. That's that's.
• 1:39:53
  No, but you you got if you got game pass you can get it for
• 1:39:56
  5999. It's 100.
• 1:39:57
  And $50 version for 50. Damn.
• 1:40:00
  So, yeah, and. Yeah, you we'll be online
• 1:40:02
  playing that soon. We'll we'll fire this the the
• 1:40:05
  the stream up for that. He's he's ready to race, so we
• 1:40:07
  got to get him. I like a race game, I.
• 1:40:09
  Suck at race. I just told my wife I said I
• 1:40:11
  might get a wheel. They got some clearance ones at
• 1:40:14
  Best Buy. I know I don't.
• 1:40:16
  Use it. It's Tyler's.
• 1:40:17
  He doesn't. He laughed at.
• 1:40:18
  Yeah, yeah, his racing wheel. So how much you how much you
• 1:40:21
  want to buy? I'm going to sell it for I like.
• 1:40:24
  You use it from the street. You.
• 1:40:26
  Know he's going to let you use it, man.
• 1:40:28
  All right. I don't.
• 1:40:29
  Get your Pokémon cards this week.
• 1:40:31
  Collect your camps Pokémon. Get ready, we're gonna.
• 1:40:35
  We got the whatnot thing coming. A new set.
• 1:40:37
  We should be live video next week.
• 1:40:38
  Go. Show on what we can. 30.
• 1:40:40
  Minutes. Yeah, we're gonna have the Yeah,
• 1:40:42
  we can find out what those cards are worth for your private
• 1:40:44
  collection, your piece and stuff.
• 1:40:45
  I need to go with Murdoch. One, there's a new set drop in
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  on Friday the 22nd. What's it called?
• 1:40:51
  Chaos. Chaos rising.
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  Now, can I say this? Can I speak for you?
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  Can I please speak for you? Don't have your don't, don't say
• 1:40:58
  unless you're going to do it. That's what he'll tell you.
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  Don't say, hey, I'm coming on Friday because he's going to say
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  OK. What time?
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  He's going to put your name on the list.
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  I will. And yeah, I'm just saying, am I
• 1:41:07
  wrong? His name's going to go on the
• 1:41:09
  list. Where you at, bro?
• 1:41:10
  Don't tease him. Don't tell me something I can't
• 1:41:12
  have. He's in the corner, putting them
• 1:41:14
  on, getting ready if you're. Friday morning it'll be 7:00.
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  At. At the the target down the way.
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  Yeah, don't tell any. Yeah, yeah, easy.
• 1:41:27
  And every, every Target, though, we'll have it this Friday, so
• 1:41:30
  Wednesday and Thursday at Walmart's you're welcome
• 1:41:34
  everybody. They'll they'll have it drop
• 1:41:37
  during the week. Walmart will.
• 1:41:39
  So if you know the what what Walmart is near you, generally
• 1:41:44
  it's a Wednesday or a Thursday, so.
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  So when? So when you're hearing this for
• 1:41:49
  the first time Wednesday morning, run.
• 1:41:53
  You should be listening to this while you're standing in.
• 1:41:55
  Line the Walmarts will have it and then Target will have it
• 1:41:57
  Friday morning as. You should have re downloaded it
• 1:42:00
  on another account that you made-up to give us more numbers
• 1:42:03
  that you're listening. While we're in.
• 1:42:05
  Line sling like QR codes with our show.
• 1:42:08
  It's funny that you say that. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:10
  There's the Pokémon show. Now it's just the Pokémon and
• 1:42:12
  super bad show. The pokie, pokie bean and super
• 1:42:15
  badge I'm. The pokie bean and super badge
• 1:42:17
  is legit. Yeah, Pokie Bean and Supermon.
• 1:42:20
  Yeah. We're all in, baby.
• 1:42:23
  The poignonade is back. Sound like a fucking.
• 1:42:25
  You can feel each chunk of the show every week starting.
• 1:42:28
  To have anti heroes perfect, perfect disorder We we name the
• 1:42:32
  the sets yeah that's. It Oh yeah Oh my back the.
• 1:42:37
  Pokey set, yeah. 7:00 on Friday I'm I'll be there shout us you
• 1:42:40
  during the week, but don't. Don't tempt him with a good time
• 1:42:44
  if I I. Know you're not a social media
• 1:42:46
  guy, but if I get you linked up, can I get you to do this stuff?
• 1:42:50
  Like while you're in line being a Jackass.
• 1:42:51
  Cuz I don't wanna do it, doesn't mean I can't.
• 1:42:53
  You know exactly what I'm going for.
• 1:42:55
  Yeah, yeah. It's yeah, goo burdock, the ray
• 1:42:57
  ban the meta glasses. They're just like where when
• 1:43:00
  he's in line, like not even kidding.
• 1:43:02
  Yes, yeah, I'd. Be yes and then put that on and
• 1:43:05
  put that on the website, yes. Well, that's what we got, yes,
• 1:43:09
  We got JJ and people like that that can come with me and they
• 1:43:12
  can act the fool and they can act like they don't know.
• 1:43:14
  Oh, I don't. Know put the glasses on to give
• 1:43:16
  them a little more of the hidden when people don't notice.
• 1:43:17
  And we send the camera so people aren't focused on the actual
• 1:43:20
  view he's getting, they're focused on where the other
• 1:43:22
  camera is. So then we get people slipping.
• 1:43:25
  OK, a camera would cause madness.
• 1:43:27
  All this. That's.
• 1:43:28
  Oh, this guy got a damn camera now.
• 1:43:32
  Yeah, I can't. Never.
• 1:43:33
  Get first. He comes in here with five
• 1:43:35
  people. Now he's got a.
• 1:43:36
  Camera. Camera crew.
• 1:43:37
  Oh my God. Three piece scalper.
• 1:43:41
  See you guys next week. I'm gay.
• 1:43:43
  You're welcome. Hey, yo, Jay, Jay.
• 1:43:53
  Hey, man. You here yet?
• 1:43:54
  You told me we need to record some stuff for the show.
• 1:43:58
  Jay. Man, this motherfucker ain't
• 1:44:01
  even here yet. He literally told me.
• 1:44:04
  Hey man, can you meet me in the next 5 minutes so we can record
• 1:44:07
  some stuff? Yeah, heard that.
• 1:44:09
  Start speaking in begganese. Oh shit.
• 1:44:14
  What this is? Oh, it's the new outro for the
• 1:44:18
  show. You've been listening to the
• 1:44:20
  Bean and Superbad show. Soon it's going to be the JJ and
• 1:44:24
  Frank show starring J Bean Martin starring at anything he's
• 1:44:29
  starring at. Never shutting the fuck up.
• 1:44:32
  Yes bro, we get it. And you're an author over here.
• 1:44:35
  Being so skinny, making Stephen King look like a normal dude.
• 1:44:38
  Shit, you make an anorexic bitch look healthy, Ryan.
• 1:44:43
  Super bad. Sharp, super bad.
• 1:44:46
  More like super pastime for a haircut Hippie looking
• 1:44:49
  lumberjack motherfucker. Like dude, have you seen
• 1:44:53
  scooby-doo? Shaggy looking ass Murdoch.
• 1:44:57
  Honestly, I got to ask Frank how much longer we got to pretend
• 1:45:00
  like this dude has a black card. Fake ass Kid Rock having an
• 1:45:04
  allergic reactions to shellfish. Motherfucker Frankie buttons my
• 1:45:09
  *** show MVP nuff said Real *** Frank and JJ show baby shit.
• 1:45:15
  That shit sounds good don't it last but definitely leash JJ.
• 1:45:21
  What the fuck? Did this dude really just say
• 1:45:25
  that? Wow, really?
• 1:45:30
  Oh hell no. I can't believe this
• 1:45:32
  motherfucking said that. Oh, I can't wait to see you.
• 1:45:34
  Hey JJ, everything going OK? Sorry I'm late.
• 1:45:37
  Hey man, what's good? Good man.
• 1:45:41
  Everything is great. Just doing the outro stuff, man.
• 1:45:44
  Oh, very cool. Everything you do is great.
• 1:45:47
  Oh, stop. Yeah, great stuff.
• 1:45:49
  Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:51
  You know what else is going to be great when I put my foot up
• 1:45:53
  your ass? What?
• 1:45:54
  What was that? You're welcome.