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Episode 46: All Trey's Exes · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome to the tree house, the place where you can leave your worries outside
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and come inside the tree house and enjoy yourself, even if just for a
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little bit, like if you're having trouble internetting, which is apparently the hell
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that Raj Sharma is currently in. He is in so deep an internet hell
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he cannot figure out how to sign into the show to do the show because
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he keeps depending on Jankie hotel WiFi. We got to get him one of
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those Internet cubes trick. Yeah. Do we even know where he is?
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I don't know, so at this point, I'm just going to envision Raj
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as being stuck in a van down by the river next to Chris Farley's corpse.
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I clearly think he's not in a major metropolitan area because I can't imagine
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in this day and age you would have much of a problem with Wi Fi.
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You wouldn't think. But he has found a way. Yeah, is
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this and I have to ask myself this question now that I have reached a
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certain age technology or is an age? Let's be honest, Tray, there's
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a third There's a third thing in there that you're not mentioning. What intelligence.
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It was very sweet of you not to bring it up, but I
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feel like I feel like it's my duty to bring up those issues. Well,
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I don't like to infer them, you know, telling myself I'm a
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dumb ass. I know it already. You don't want to necessarily project that
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onto other people, right, And here's the thing. We're all we're all
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pretty smart guys. We have moments of stupidity on right now. You know,
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you know you're admitting to yours. I freely admit to mine. And
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uh, we're trying to figure out what Raja's level is. But if he
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can jump on, he will. If not, then you know it's it's
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still still a treehouse magic, which is what it is. The sad thing
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is that he's gonna miss out because I have some good stuff today. Trade.
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Do you know where Sillsby, Texas is? I want to say it's
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down by Euston. That that actually is correct, so I was able to
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learn I actually okay, I want to say still Texas is where Eric Dickerson
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is from. Well look it up, Tray, don't leave me hanging.
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I'm genuinely curious now because up until just a you know, a couple of
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days ago, I had never heard of Silsby, Texas. And the reason
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why I now know of Silsby, Texas is because a very very strange animal
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attacks story occurred there recently. Sorry, Eric Dickerson is from Seeley, Texas.
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Were you Seeley? Silsby's Okay, so I guess words sound wise it
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might be close, but I wonder if it's even in the same vicinity of
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Texas as Silsby. Alright, let me see if I can see where Sillsby
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is. Are you busting out your old man spectacles? Yep, So Sillsby,
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Texas is sort of due east of Houston. You know how, like
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all the weird stuff happens typically in Florida. Yes, other states will try
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to compete, and they always fall short. Because Florida is just is the
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absolute epitome of where crazy and stupid goes to live and die. They own
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it and this is a great example of that. Now, this is not
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any individual's fault. This is one of those just random stories that I'm still
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kind of stunned by it, and because it's so random and so odd,
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it has me questioning the authenticity of it. This is actually from our friends
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at w FAA who lifted it from one of their affiliates, and I think
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Houston. Tell me if you've ever heard of a scenario like this, as
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sealsby woman says she feels lucky to be alive after she was attacked by a
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snake and a hawk. Peggy Jones was mowing the grass of her property when
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a snake fell from the sky. Good evening, everyone, I'm Brenda Mattuti.
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As a snake gripped her arm, Jones says, a hawk swooped down
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and started viciously attacking her. So I'm as a porta. Gloria Walker spoke
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with Jones tonight, Gloria, this wild animal attack really came out of nowhere,
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That's right, Brenda. Peggy Jones says this can only be described as
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a freak incident, and now she always keeps a vigil an eye on the
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sky. Scary, very traumatic. Mowing the lawn is something Peggy Jones does
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on a regular basis, but in late July, when she reached the middle
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of the property, she says she got a surprise no one could be prepared
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for. A snake dropped from the sky. He wrapped his self around me.
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As I was slinging my arm and wouldn't come off. And as this
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is going on, there's a hawk coming down trying to get him. And
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as I'm trying to sling the snake off, the snake is striking me in
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my eyes. He struck in her face. SA the snake started coiling around
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her arm tightly, leaving her bruised, only to be met by a hawk
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who was coming to retrieve its lunch. It was a full on battle between
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the three of them. Peggy was fighting for her life. About the first
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time, the hawk got the snake and carried it away, and I looked
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down and I was covered in blood. We decided to blur these photos based
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on the severity Peggy's wounds. Peggy's husband rushed her to the emergency room,
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where doctors say the snake didn't get a chance to bite her. I have
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cuts and scratches and punctures covering my arm. I have severe bruising on my
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arm, and I'm still I still have open wounds. While Peggy is still
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recovering, she says she is thankful for community support ever since she shared her
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story. I'd like to thank everyone. I haven't got to comment back on
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all of them. It just got overwhelming I'm sorry. I would like to
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thank everyone for all the prayers it concerns. It's been a overwhelming experience and
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I just thankful that up alive. Okay, so here we have the scenario.
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Let me recap this briefly. In Sillsby, Texas, a lovely old
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lady is out mowing the lawn and while she's mowing, the lawn falls from
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the sky lands on her and starts to coil itself around her arm. And
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almost immediately after this snake lands upon her. The hawk that was supposedly carrying
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the snake comes down to retrieve its lunch and in the process attacks the woman,
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and the snake is attacking the woman as well. And now it's sort
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of like she's caught in the middle. And I have questions. I have
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so many questions, Torey. The first of which is why is her husband
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not the one mowing the lawn? There's that there. I mean, I'm
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just trying to put myself in mentally there of going You're out mowing the lawn,
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it's Texas, it's hot, it's miserable to begin with, and all
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of a sudden you look at your like there's a snake biting you know,
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just fell from the sky wrapped around your arms, and you're looking up and
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going, God, what have I done? Why have you forsaken me?
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This? What is the this is the worst thing? Oh crap? Yeah.
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Right, as she looks up for an answer, for an answer from
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God is when the hawk comes down and smacks her in the face with its
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talents. I mean, if there is ever a woman who there was a
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story five years from now that said, Yo, she's afraid to leave the
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house, I can understand why. Yeah. So my second question with this
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scenario is how do you not have a ring camera so we can all see
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this? You're running back and forth in the in the yard with a hawk
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on your head and a snake on your arm as you're waving it around like
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some sort of freakish gauntlet. Put a GoPro on the moor. God,
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you know talking be able to retire with that video. Yeah, It's like
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at this point she needs to do yardwork. Whenever she does yardwork, she
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needs to make sure she has a bodycam like a police officer on man.
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Maybe some kevlar and a helmet. Apparently, so the questions I had were
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wise. The husband not mowing the lawn because even though it's a twenty first
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century, and because the husband knows that stuff drops from the sky and it
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sells me. Oh, I didn't think about that. Maybe this is maybe
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this has come up and for her, maybe the last time her husband mowed
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the lawn, a snake fell from the sky and a snake came down to
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get it and attacked him, and she didn't believe him, and he said,
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fine, you get your ass out out there and mow the lawn.
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And then this happens and she walks inside covered in blood and feathers, and
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he says, I told you so. Yep. Yeah. He even bought
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her that fancy riding lawnmower. Just right. That's not that wasn't a fancy
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lawnmower. That's an attack magnet. It's an East Texas attack magnet. Yeah
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that's good. I mean, I you're riding along, you're mowing your yard.
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You're just in your own zone. I mean, a snake dropping from
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the sky that would be alone, just enough to just soil yourself and end
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it all. You have to question what have I done to deserve this?
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Is this the rapture? And did the Bible lie to me about the rapture,
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because my interpretation of the biblical rapture was you dying more like a Jedi.
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You just disappear in your clothes, stay in a pile, or this
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is how Satan's draft. You're like, oh, oh, first team,
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congratulation. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on Air
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that we are now past the one trillion dollar mark in credit card debt in
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this country, and everywhere I look at just has that feeling that people are
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strapped. So I'm wondering, then, what can you do? And who
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are the people that need to be calling you for help? Yeah, a
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lot of people are looking at cash out refinances for several different reasons. The
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number one reason is to get out of credit card debt. And you have
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to ask yourself out of that trillion dollars of debt, how much are you
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contributing to that? Is it thirty thousand, fifty thousand, seventy five thousand.
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Another report out dan is saying that people are taking more hardship withdrawals out
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of their four O one k's or I ras than ever before. And what
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happens is most people don't realize there's penalties, there's interest, there's taxes do
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on a lot of that stuff. So one thing I tell people up front,
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you don't want to get in trouble with the IRS. We have a
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gentleman doing a cash out REFI right now who's paying off two hundred thousand dollars
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of IRS debt that's just been accumulating for years, penalties and interest on those
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I mean, you're just seeing people racked up in debt. And we have
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people call us they've got good to excellent credit, a lot of equity in
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their home, and they're looking to do a cash out refinance. And we're
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just helping so many of our listeners. And that's something that Rodney can do
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find. A three three cook d f W still recovering at the thought of
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Satan's draft and being drafted in the first round when a snake falls on your
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head while mowing the lawn in East Texas. Honestly, if you really did
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you ever see Little Nikki, the Adam Sandler movie where he plays the son
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of the Devil, I'm going to say I believe I did, but it
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was so long ago. I remember very little of it, and I remember
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not liking it. Well, there's there's at the end, there's you know,
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a deal of yeah, and Henry Winkler comes out the fawns and they're
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like, hey, this is the lovable Henry Winkler attacked by a swarm of
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bees. And it really does sound like an end of an Adam Saidler movie.
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There's the lovely Henry Winkler attacked by a snake from the sky with a
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chase. Again. Yeah, the like when you read about the you know,
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the end of days and everything in the Bible. You know, it
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tells you like all the plagues that are going to happen. You know,
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it's the locusts and the frogs and the whatevers, and and and then all
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of a sudden, nature, Mother Nature seems to have a little more of
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a creative street kinner or Satan, whatever it is, I don't know.
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But whoever's making snakes drop from the sky, I too would question many,
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many things about about my life, and definitely about my faith. But it
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did offer up the opportunity trade for me to learn about a town in Texas
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I had never heard about. And I like learning new things in general,
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but I especially like learning new things about random towns in our great nation.
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And even you know, uh sort of bonus points if that random town is
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in Texas. So, before this snake story happened, I had never heard
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of Silsby, Texas. So I looked at it on a map, did
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a little research, and I see that it's you know, it's east of
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it's east of Houston. It's just north of Beaumont. Hey, I know
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some of the lives in Beaumont right now, not willingly anyone know if anyone
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willingly lives in Beaumont, no matter which side of the walls you're on.
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Yeah, uh so, Sillsby, Texas. It's in Hardin County, twenty
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one miles north of Beaumont, population six thousand, nine hundred thirty five according
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to the twenty twenty census. It is it is part of the Beaumont Port
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Arthur metropolitan area. I feel like we're starting to use metropolitan area a little
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too loosely as a term. Yeah, it's like Beaumont Port author Port Arthur
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metro area. If you've ever been to Beaumont. There is nothing metropolitan about
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Beaumont. And and keep in mind that Sillsby is an outlier of Beaumont,
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so you know, it's really not a metropolitan area. But I did notice
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there's a little town to the west of Sillsby that I think that I think
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he would have some knowledge on, and that town seems to be called Kuntz,
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Texas. Can I have a spelling please, sir, you can,
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but it's funnier if I don't spell funny of you use it in the sentence.
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Trey has dated many and women from Kuntz, Texas, while also keeping
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in mind when interviewed those same women from Kuntz Texas that dated Trey also said
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Trey was from Koot's Texas. Yeah, apparently the roads to Kount's Texas are
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are two way trade. I feel like you could create a mad libs with
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that one. I feel like we kind of just yeah, yeah, that
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asks that would be a fun road trip game. And so what what else
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did you find out about Koot's Texas? Well? I was originally researching Sillsby,
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and once I saw Koont's Texas near Sillsby, I thought of you,
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and then I stopped researching altogether. I would be like, well, okay,
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yeah, it's I'm now I'm now totally distracted on where all of Tree's
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ex girlfriends come from. How big is Koot's Texas Not as big as you
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would think? Oh man, I feel like moments like these we need parental
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supervision. Yeah, we really do. The unfortunate thing is I don't want
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my mom around when I'm telling my friends information about Koont's Texas. But then
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again, if I if I'm not saying that, never mind. Uh So
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I did a little show, like a little little city research, and that
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was interesting. So I found Koont's Texas, which now I feel like we
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need to get shirts made for for Koon's Texas, Like I've got an X,
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I need to drive down there and go, I'm just taking you home,
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baby. I wonder if that's what happened between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson,
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because the story was that when they broke up, they broke up I
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think somewhere in Temple, Texas, and he basically stopped the car as they
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were driving back from Austin back to DFW, and he's like, get out,
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and he left her at the I think it was the Eyehop in Temple.
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Maybe he was actually on his way to Koons to take her home and
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he had he couldn't even make it. He's like, you're you're you're done
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here, You're getting out at the Eyehop. I forgot, totally forgot that.
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That's one of those great stories about the lore of being a Dallas Cowboy
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that I have not heard, because when you're at Dallas Cowboy you always hear
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these great stories. You know, whether it's the White House days back in
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the early nineties when you know the Cowboys were winning, you know, when
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the Cowboys were a dynasty. You hear about the glory days on the sixties
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and seventies of Cowboys winning a couple of Super Bowls, and you get you
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know, Stabok and Lily and all those great Randy White, all those great
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legendary names, and out of that you get the great stories like Roger Staubach
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and Drew Pearson creating what everyone now knows as the Hill Mary Play. But
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we also get those behind the scenes, Like we get those behind the scenes
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stories like the Hill Mary or Nate Newton driving weed across the border multiple times
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of getting caught for it. Those behind the scenes stories. I want to
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know about the behind the scenes story of Tony Romo dumping Jessica Simpson on the
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side of thirty five. Yeah, that's I just I want to hear about,
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like the five minutes of audio in the car leading up to that point,
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because I mean, it's one thing for me or someone else to get
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to that point. But if you're you're Tony Romo, you are the quarterback
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of the Dallas Cowboys, you are it's such a high profile spot and you're
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dating someone who potentially hasn't even higher profile, especially at that time you're weighing
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the options and it is so bad that you can't wait to get her home
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the coots. You just gotta just get the f out this get out.
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Yeah, I'm with you. I want I wish there. I wish he
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had dash cam. I wish Tony Roma had a dash cam in that car
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so we could hear the argument between him and Jessica Simpson. He eventually just
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says get out, get out, get out, get out, or she
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says I'm so mad, I'm getting out, and he just says, okay,
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yeah, oh yeah, what are if? What if they're going driving
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up thirty five. She's trying to open the door. You know what,
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I don't think it's as me playing Tony Roma here. It's like, hey
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baby, I don't think it's safe for you to jump out of the car.
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So I'm gonna make sure I give you a soft landing. I'm gonna
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throw you on top of these pancakes at the eye hoop off thirty five and
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Temple. Oh. So I want to know. I want to watch the
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thirty for thirty on the Tony Romo Jessica Simpson breakup. That's a documentary I
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want to see. Yeah, that is absolutely one, because I mean that
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every male female we've all been in the car with a significant other where you
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just you want to get away, like one way or the other, either
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you can jump out or they jump out. But but to get to that
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point, I mean, that's that had to have been a doozy of a
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fight. I've always been I've always had this thought when it comes to the
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epic car fight. Stereotypically, you the guy, are driving, she's in
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the passenger seat. You get into a really bad fight, and then she
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starts opening the door saying let me out, here, me on here,
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I don't want to be in the car with you anymore. And you think
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to yourself, for the briefest of moments, what if instead of letting her
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get out of the car, I jump out of the car. And now
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I've got a driverless vehicle with an extremely mad significant other and I've just done
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a stuntman roll out of the driver's side door. Is that is that?
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Is that one upsmanship taken too far? Saying it's like you know what,
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no, no, no, no, you don't get to get out of
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the car. I want out of the car so much so I don't even
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want to drive anymore, especially if she was bitching about his driving. Then
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it makes it all the funnier like my driving. You drive, see if
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you can hop over this console and you were, you were, Jesus,
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better take the wheel, but watch out for what things may fall from the
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sky. You'll listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse on air
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That means you're on roofs a lot in this heat. Ever had anybody
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call you because they're roof melted? Dan, Not exactly, but pretty close.
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We've been on some roofs that you would not leave how much the shingles
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And it's scary because a lot of people had no idea that actually heat can
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that treehouse flare dot com. Let's get Jacqueline from brooks Plum into the treehouse
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now their phone number two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.
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The websitebrooks Plumbing Texas dot com. The other day we were discussing Oliver,
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who's your journeyman plumbers? And I think most people don't understand what that means.
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They hear journeyman that they think you're just kind of running around company.
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The company is almost like a freelance. But that's not the case, right,
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No. I mean, if you want to go into the trade,
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any trade, especially if it's a license trade, the first thing you should
26:22
do is find the governing department. We're governed by the Texas State Board of
26:26
Plumbing Examiners, which is a department of the Texas government, and you have
26:32
to have a certain amount of hours in the field hands on experience to qualify,
26:36
to go to state to take the test to essentially level up. It's
26:40
kind of like catching a mushroom or a star and I'm playing Mario. To
26:44
become a licensed plumber, I've said this before, you actually have to have
26:48
more time in the field to test than you do to become a commercial airline
26:52
pilot. And a lot of plumbers just kind of get stuck. They'll fill
26:56
out the apprentice card and they'll never apply to go test anywhere. They'll never
27:00
they'll never move up. A journeyman plumber is the sweet spot because a lot
27:03
of people are nervous about working with the master plumber because they're nervous that they're
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going to overpay. But every plumbing company in the state of Texas has to
27:11
have a responsible master plumber to be operational. So if you don't see what
27:15
I call an M number on the truck, it's going to be M and
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then some series of numbers either four or five. That means that they're they're
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not licensed. And so you should be weary of somebody's truck who pulls up
27:26
to your house that doesn't have an M number on it. Jacqueline will teach
27:30
me and you anything and everything about plumbing given the opportunity. And this is
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why I love having her in the treehouse, because I like knowing things and
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I like to make sure that I'm not being taken advantage of or I'm not
27:40
having the wrong person or the wrong company into my home. And that's why
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we brought him in here in the treehouse. Give him a call two one,
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Welcome back into the tree House. This segment brought to you by Brooks Plumbing
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of a pretty bad leak we had underneath the house. They had that thing
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that were coming up and terrifying my wife. So thank you, thank you
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very much to Brooks Plumbing wife, which then terrorizes you. That absolutely it
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does when the roaches terrorized Terra and then Terra terrorizes me to go terrorize the
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roaches and ruins my night. Yeah, that is a vicious circle. It's
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a vicious, vicious circle one that Uh, I did consider fire to end
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it all, but thanks to Brooks Plumbing, didn't have to go that route.
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Speaking of routes, just just tell hey, you just sent her out
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and go, hey, you go mo. I think the funniest thing about
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that, Trey is uh, is you thinking I would tell my wife what
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to do? No, it's funny for us to say I know him will
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because I wouldn't do it either. No, definitely not keep me you think
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that hawk and the snake had it out for that old lady in Silsby,
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Texas. You have not seen my wife? You tell her what to do
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once? Yeah, that that lady just had some scratch marks. Yeah,
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you're gonna come back from Tara with dent. You're gonna look like you went
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through a hail storm. All right. So if you're wondering, hey,
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what in a rage, Well, if you miss it somehow, arrage was
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having audio or not audio. He's having technical difficulties. But Trey, I
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think you found a very solid solution for him. Yes, yes, evidently
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he's in Basstrip, Texas. So I looked it up. I sent him
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the link to the best Buy and Basstrip and I said, go buy an
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Ethernet chord so you can hard wire yourself in. That's right, just a
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nice chord. Because even I've got that I'm on an island in the middle
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of the Caribbean, and I did a speed test before the show, and
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I've got like a hundred something download and twenty something up using a wire.
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Yeah, and so if I'm getting that speed on an island in the middle
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of the Caribbean, Basstrip has to have at least the same speeds. Yes,
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you would think so, you would think minute just outside of Austin.
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Yeah, a major tech hub in the middle of the country. Yeah,
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I'm pretty sure they got some decent internet in Bastrup. Before we before we
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exit the treehouse today, though, there was something I wanted to share with
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you, Trey, and that was last night. Tara and I were on
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St. John for a wedding and as we were coming back across the bay
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it's Pillsbury Sound between Saint Thomas and Saint John. As we're on the people
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ferry coming back from Saint John over to Saint Thomas. We at night like
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to go on top of the ferry where it's sitting on top. It's like
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a convertible boat, right, or it's not a convert you're just sitting on
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top. So we're sitting on top of the ferry last night looking up at
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the stars because it's like eight o'clock, nine o'clock and it's dark here at
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that time. In Texas it's still sunlight in one hundred and twenty, but
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in the rest of the world it's more normal stuff. So we're looking up
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at the sky. I can see Scorpio off to my left, to the
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southern sky. Looked to the right, I see a shooting star and then
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all of a sudden, I see a string of lights strewn across the sky.
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And everyone on the boat starts seeing it incrementally, and as you see,
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their finger or start to point up at the sky and everyone immediately starts
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thinking the same thing. Aliens and then Terrace seas and she asked, She's
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like, do you see those? Like, yeah, I see those.
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She's like, what are those? What are those? And I think I
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think those are the Starlink satellites. Okay, I'm pretty sure those are the
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Starlink satellites. And which are which are so the Starlink satellites the company owned
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by Elon Musk and so I did a quick research to see if that was
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in fact the case, and I am glad to report that Fox four,
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our friends at Fox four actually had a story recently where it said, yes,
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the positioning is such that you'll be able to look up into the night
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sky and see the Starlink satellites crossing overhead. And they even gave a breakdown
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of what times you'd be able to see them on different days. Okay,
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okay, So it seems like it was confirmed. We look up into the
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night sky. They're Starlink satellites. They're not UFOs. But this was the
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interesting part about them. Have you ever seen a regular satellite crossed the night
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sky? I mean, I assume so, so you can usually you can
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usually see a satellite crossing the night sky. It looks similar to the International
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Space Station. If you've ever seen that cross it'll basically start whatever wherever you
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see it, it'll keep crossing over the Earth and it just continues until it's
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out of sight because of an obstruction or the horizon. Right. Well,
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last night, as we're watching the Starlink satellites, they didn't cross behind an
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obstacle tour. We couldn't see them. They didn't cross over the horizon to
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where they disappear. Instead, about halfway across the night sky, those satellites
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disappeared as almost as if they went behind something, but there was nothing there.
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So then I started thinking, oh, yeah, what if that's a
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space ship that's blocking the view. Or is it possible that Elon Musk has
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figured out cloaking technology and has deployed it with his satellites in space? I
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mean, I guess it's possible. Why Why would he want to cloak his
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satellite. Maybe he doesn't want visiting species to see them and steal the technology.
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I don't know. We'd have to get him on the show and ask
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him. But like satellites are like pink flamingos in their yard and he's trying
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to make him look better. It could be he's trying to dress up the
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Earth or a little bit or something. But the other thing we're inviting.
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But the thing I worry about with if Elon Musk does in fact have this
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vanishing technology that he's using on his satellites in space so we don't see them
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on Earth, is the problem with great technology and great power comes responsibility.
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And I'm afraid that he's now using this same vanishing technology in his other businesses,
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like on Twitter, where Twitter users seem to be vanishing without a chase
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as well. Yeah, but a big X where things used to be.
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Yeah, all right, thanks for hanging out with us in the Treehouse to
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