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Dyllan Brownell PRESENTS: The Return of MEETING IN THE LADIES ROOM! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We used to do a segment on our show a
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  Speaker 1: long time ago when Kyle was the partier.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle would hit the club. So she would always come
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  Speaker 1: in and talk about these crazy things that happened. We're like,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you go record it and talk to some people?
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  Speaker 1: So we came up with a segment called Ladies, a
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  Speaker 1: meeting in the ladies room. So Kyle, you would interview
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  Speaker 1: girls in the bathroom and talk about what's going on, right?
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  Speaker 2: It was a smash. Now, we haven't done that in
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  Speaker 2: a while. Meanwhile, Dylan joins the show. Dylan, hold you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm 23.
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  Speaker 3: And you hit.
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  Speaker 2: The clubs all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I do, yes.
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  Speaker 2: So we asked her to start interviewing.
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  Speaker 1: And the whole concept was to just get the dish,
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  Speaker 1: get the gossip, what's going on in the club, right?
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  Speaker 2: So where were you this last weekend?
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  Speaker 4: We started out in Tempe at Casa. Two of my
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  Speaker 4: friends actually just started working there. So we went to
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  Speaker 4: say hi, and then we went to Old Town.
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  Speaker 3: Which is how it usually goes.
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  Speaker 2: And where'd you go to Old Town?
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  Speaker 4: In Old Town, we like to go to a few places.
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  Speaker 4: We'll always go to Wasted Grain. We'll go to Casa
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  Speaker 4: in Old Town as well. So we really like Casa
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  Speaker 4: out there. There's Hi-Fi. There's El Jefe, Riot House. We're
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  Speaker 4: all around the place.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is an amalgamation, if you will?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, supposedly.
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  Speaker 2: Does that work? Did I use that right? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: think so.
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  Speaker 1: This is the montage of you hitting the clubs, talking
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  Speaker 1: to people, the gossip, what's going on in the clubs. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's the first time we're doing it. It's a meet
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  Speaker 1: in the ladies' room.
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  Speaker 5: And now, John Jay and Rich present.
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  Speaker 4: Still in, reporting live from Casa Tampines. Very chill start,
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  Speaker 4: we're starting with 48 ounces of liquor.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all are going to have to.
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  Speaker 3: Beat me a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, y'all. John Jay, my bad. Dilly Pickle, in
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  Speaker 2: the first five minutes of meeting Dilly Pickle, Dilly Pickle said,
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  Speaker 2: I love to lie to people.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's thinking out of context.
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  Speaker 3: That's Dilly Pickle. That is thinking out of context, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: So what happened to your drink of choice?
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  Speaker 2: Tonight it's been a vodka.
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  Speaker 1: A vodka, right.
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  Speaker 2: In the bucket.
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  Speaker 5: In the bucket.
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  Speaker 4: In the bucket.
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  Speaker 3: To it all. To it all.
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  Speaker 6: To it all.
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  Speaker 4: To it all. Sounded like this segment should be called
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  Speaker 4: a butt dial.
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  Speaker 2: It sounded like a butt dial. I couldn't hear her.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, maybe they were in the ladies' room and
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  Speaker 5: she was outside of the ladies' room.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I do like the theme song.
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  Speaker 4: The 48 ounces of liquor might have had me holding
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  Speaker 4: the microphone a little farther.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you were drunk, too. Well, no.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, maybe I had my friends holding the mics
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  Speaker 4: a little bit farther.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 5: You sounded like you had the Dylan Buzz laugh going
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  Speaker 5: on there.
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  Speaker 2: It is amazing.
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  Speaker 6: It's loud.
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  Speaker 5: It's hard.
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  Speaker 3: It is loud in my club.
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  Speaker 2: You're using wireless mics, right? Yes. So you've got to be... Okay,
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  Speaker 2: pretend I'm one that goes, how close did you get
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  Speaker 2: the microphone to my face?
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  Speaker 3: Probably like right here.
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  Speaker 2: Right there? So I think you're going to have to
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  Speaker 2: go like right here. Yeah. Right from that one.
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  Speaker 5: But then you have to be careful that it's not distorted.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If it's too loud.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then we learn the next time, get closer, and
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  Speaker 1: then if it's not, go... I mean, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because that... I couldn't understand anything.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's a, there's a science to this.
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  Speaker 3: There's a science to this.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Can you believe I met that guy that night and
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  Speaker 3: he's calling?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's when you say, I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 4: You just randomly met a guy and he hung out
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  Speaker 4: and hung.
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  Speaker 3: Out with all you guys as friends.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he was, so I was with one of my
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  Speaker 4: best friends, Emma and my group of girl besties and
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  Speaker 4: her boyfriend just moved here.
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  Speaker 3: His name's Matthew.
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  Speaker 4: So he brought his friend Jimmy out. So I had
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  Speaker 4: never met Jimmy before. And I, I, we had a
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  Speaker 4: conversation and he took my quote out of context and yeah, his,
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  Speaker 4: his name was Jimmy and he started calling me dilly
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  Speaker 4: pickle within like the first few I was like, you
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  Speaker 4: and your girlfriends are just picking up straggler men.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, how would your boyfriend feel about that?
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  Speaker 2: I would be like, cause that would be, that would
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  Speaker 2: be a fight. She's working. She's not picking up. She's
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  Speaker 2: talking to people. That's part of the thing.
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  Speaker 1: So let's go, let's modify this and let's go, let's
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  Speaker 1: make it better for the next time.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So I think you got to get closer to their
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  Speaker 1: mouth and your mouth too. Cause it was hard to
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  Speaker 1: hear you. So are you like, do you ask them?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even hear like, give me, what would you
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  Speaker 1: ask them?
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  Speaker 4: I was asking all sorts of questions to people.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't really hear.
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  Speaker 5: Like what?
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  Speaker 3: So I asked a lot of people, I said, what
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  Speaker 3: is a bird that flies backwards?
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  Speaker 2: You said that in there?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't hear that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. That's what I'm saying. What is the bird that
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  Speaker 2: flies backwards?
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  Speaker 3: Hummingbird. That tripped people up a lot.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 3: I asked someone, this is funny.
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  Speaker 4: I asked someone what state is above Arizona and they
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  Speaker 4: said Utah.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, wait, I had Nevada, but I
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  Speaker 3: think Utah's right too.
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  Speaker 5: So it's California. What are we attached to?
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of states above us. We're at the
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  Speaker 2: Southern part of the United States.
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  Speaker 3: I had a few, I had some good questions. Who
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  Speaker 3: sings Espresso?
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Great question.
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  Speaker 3: How'd that go over?
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  Speaker 5: People get it? Everyone knows it.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone knows espresso.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like you could ask, if a guy came
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  Speaker 6: in with a Yelp review of your last date, what
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  Speaker 6: would that review say? And then you'd be like, well,
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  Speaker 6: now it's your turn. You could give a Yelp review
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  Speaker 6: of your last date.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, too.
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  Speaker 6: Something like that.
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  Speaker 2: But you've got to get good quality audio, because we
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  Speaker 2: can't play it on the radio. There's no way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Kyle is your master Jedi. of eating in the ladies' room.
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  Speaker 5: She had that thing wired, so you need to ask
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  Speaker 5: her questions.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So when you go out in the field, will you
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  Speaker 5: go out this next weekend? I am.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually flying to New York tonight on a red-eye
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  Speaker 4: for a festival that me and my friends are going to.
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  Speaker 3: So we can have another... I'll have a redeeming shot.
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  Speaker 2: Here, I'm going to give you some questions. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to run it off Peyton, and she's sober. Are you sober, Peyton?
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  Speaker 5: Right now?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: How many letters are in the word alphabet?
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  Speaker 4: 26.
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  Speaker 5: No, only 8.
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  Speaker 3: In the word? Oh, I thought you were saying in
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  Speaker 3: the alphabet. My bad.
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  Speaker 1: Peyton, if you have three apples and take away two,
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  Speaker 1: how many do you have?
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  Speaker 5: One.
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  Speaker 2: You have two.
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  Speaker 3: You have three apples?
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  Speaker 2: Because you took away two apples.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, these are trick questions. Give me another one.
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  Speaker 2: If a rooster lays an egg on top of a roof,
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  Speaker 2: which way does it roll? Down. Roosters don't lay eggs.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you don't even need to ask drug people. Why
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  Speaker 2: don't you just go to Circle K?
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  Speaker 3: I did have a question.
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  Speaker 4: I did have a trick one on there. It was,
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  Speaker 4: if you ate yourself, would you get twice as big
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  Speaker 4: or disappear?
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  Speaker 2: If you did what?
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  Speaker 3: If you ate yourself, would you get twice as big
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  Speaker 3: or disappear?
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  Speaker 2: I would never leave the house.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the answer. All right.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the meeting in this lady room. Meeting in
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  Speaker 2: the lady's room. We'll try again. Here we go. It's
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.