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Episode 268 - What's the H stand for? · Not That Serious

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  Watch Maxie more than I watched that Curry does not. The fact I can't
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  negate that does not matter. It doesn't matter. No, it does.
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  That's what I said. That's what I'm talking to me that right now.
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  No, I'm talking about right now. If you're thinking of half court three,
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  is you're gonna say Maxie before? No, I'm talking about at this
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  moment, Keenan. It should that's the problem. It shouldn't be. What
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  why How are you gonna tell me how he's already thinking it? How are
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  you gonna tell me who I should watch? Should you watch more? Do
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  you watch more Steph than the Lakers? No? Going to shut up?
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  What are you talking about? But I wouldn't go, oh, Lebron's hitting
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  more half court threes than Steph. I would never say Lebron before Seth.
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  That's you, and that's the issue. It should be you two. No,
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  I still said Steph you're sexual sexual? You just didn't. Yeah,
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  I am. That's not okay. Why that's my thing? It's not okay,
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  that's my spot because you can be a fan and then be a sexual.
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  No. But I literally, like, I didn't say Steph though,
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  the fact that you said MAXI before Steph. That's my issue. I still
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  said it. No, I could have said I could have just not said
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  it all and that would have been even worse. But it wasn't. I
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  would have said, signed out. You're gonna either way, sign out?
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  All right? What's on the dockets? Some Maxie ship? So hey,
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  guys, Yes, yeah, I had to catch that. That was too
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  good. I had to catch that debussle. That was too good, just
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  to get him. Grandfather them like, yeah, it's gonna be one of
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  those topes all star Maxie playing better than Steph. Anyway, that was a
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  good bad is he not? No? Sure he's not. No, he's
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  not. He's not the team. He's playing for his ass. He's like,
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  stop verymisexual, stop it, step back here, score seven points thirteen?
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  Are you talking about Christmas numbers? I'm talking about Steph this season.
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  I'm Michael, and it's funny. It's funny. It's hilarious, right,
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  I don't know what what the hell is going on? Funny, look it
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  up, motherfucking me just did a mother fucking freaky Friday and switched by exactly
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  because playing better taking Max the all day baby says that I'm taking max y
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  listen. I'm a sports officionado. Now you said I'm back on. I
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  think it took it back earlier. You need to start watching Hoop more because
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  I'm up there. You're up there. So what's going on? Everybody?
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  It's the not that serious podcast. I and one of your hosts, Michael
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  Selzie kenn Is in the building, my Ka, doctor Waffle, m Joy,
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  your boy c damn it. I was stuck on the thing, like,
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  who's fighting in the background? What's going on? Everybody is the I
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  said that already. Hello. Make sure you check us out. You know
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  Peel Box two seven six and Berlin's in New Jersey, Zipco zero hates zero
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  one six. Shout to the man them them there at Spreaker and uh speaker
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  and Spotify there you go. Spotify is Spotify. Shout shout out to Spotify
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  yo, for you know, helping us out and for dropping academics. Good
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  for you. I ain't an official dropping is that not official? I might
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  be just reporting to hear something. But if you did wishful thinking, if
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  you did good job, what are the shoutouts? Shout outs to y'all,
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  shout outs to city screenze mom for advisor to not get that rest reduction.
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  Really really appreciate you for doing that, Miss Sweeney. You it really should
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  not be oversteered. How much you are appreciated for that. You kept those
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  ruggers in play Listen, y'all. You know I'm you know my milk stance.
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  Like I said earlier, she is one of like four that will make
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  me look my ancestors in the face and spit on them. You drug you
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  could just turn your back doing that same things, so I might as well
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  just do it literally unless they said you had to, Yeah, you might
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  as well spit on That's like I'll bring that flame up. I'll bring that
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  flame up from my heel that's coming out of yellow. I'm sure one of
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  your ancestors fucked the white woman, probably probably against their will. Wasn't going
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  that far, but it was like, OK, you do this, or
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  I'll have your leg chopped or or I'm just castrating. I'll kill you because
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  your property. Boy, Wow, I don't know if I wasn't gonna that's
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  to get the far exactly like, we don't have to go that far.
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  That's what they did. When I think of an answers, I don't think
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  about a nigga from nineteen fifty five. I don't think my grandpa walk around
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  and where's these white women are not in change? I think about the niggas,
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  the slaves, the niggas. I don't know, I know niggas on
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  my dad's eye. Definitely. I've ever shook your hand. You're not man,
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  sster. Yeah, yeah, there you go. That's what I'm talking
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  about. You grandpa was alive, and I'm saying, sugar, yeah,
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  my great grandpa probably was. And I shook his hand. Is he still
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  alive? He's dead. He shook his head. But I met him before.
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  Ancestors are dead. Even it was even a thought of fine, fine,
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  yeah, I'll talk a line there. I would say, my ancestors
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  on my on my dad's side, my grandpa's side, parent is not your
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  ancestor. Sure if they were alive when you were alive, still just because
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  they died, they would still become an answer, they would still be ancestor.
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  But okay, yeah, all right, bro, I'm about to go
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  visit my ancestors next week. Okay, your grandpa, great grandparents, that's
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  that's all their alive. Yes, then no, we're talking about they're dead.
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  So if they just died last week, your ancestor, they become an
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  ancestor. That yeah, I know anyone. I would say, anybody who
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  was already gone before you were born. And okay, to me, it's
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  like going way before you were having a codition because the word. But we
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  do have definitions. Definitions do work like that one from whom a person is
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  descended and who is usually more remote in the line of descent than a grandparent.
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  Further back than a grandparent, Yes, further back. So your great
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  grandfatherly sees your ancestor, even though you shook his hand multiple times. It
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  doesn't say anything about death being here, not being here. That Serban Dictionary
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  nor Webster. Then they make fleet a word they only didn't make They only
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  know words. And John, well, John's in there aditionary that should be
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  in there, Bling didn't list. It's like a long time ago. No,
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  are you sure I believe that I wouldn't be shocked. I think they
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  they put because of a Merriam Webster link next to the picture. In there
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  booty picture comes slang voluptuously sexy and attractive Jennifer Lopez next. No, it
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  was after Beyonce's Well no child's John Wow. Really didn't have no ass either,
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  that was that was a crazy part. Oh no, no, no,
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  no, they had ass. It's just that we've been just so blind
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  to all the fake asses now that we don't think that back then was no
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  Look at the look at the butts. Go back and look at those pictures.
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  Look at that booty. I remember the butts. They had butts.
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  It's just that they've had physical butts. Agree, We're used to fucking No,
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  I don't like bbls, so that's what I'm saying. No, that's
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  not that you like it. It's just so used to everything being so perfectly
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  scale. Your skin has been I don't think. I think it's just I
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  don't think my scale was like that. Just beauty standards. So now you're
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  allowed to have a butt instead of trying to fight like I'm having a butt
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  exactly, maybe actually work out because it's your butt and muscle. It's more
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  popularized now because I think Black people always embraced that. We always embraced the
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  big buttre but I mean like look at look at Beyonce was built before even
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  though she was younger, but she like cheeks like that. I would assume
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  I would, I would put that more on just you know, having babies
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  thanks to those babies. I mean you see crazy Love video that was an
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  ass always with the short Yeah that back then don't compare to this ship right
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  now. Maybe maybe coming to the fashion back then too, that was a
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  lot of low yeah, low right low rises. Yeah, I mean,
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  well not everything. They got to see him going up the cracks, so
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  it's making everything poke out more. Speaking of the cracks, see uh partisan
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  fount. Yeah, when she did the hand of the crack, the little
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  self swhite if you know Ca, that was crazy. I almost forgave the
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  nigga when women allude to their nether regions, that move, that move that
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  she didn't ad a little clip spice. That was that ship? Is that
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  ship is trademark. That's like a motherfucking mm hmm. That was tough.
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  I don't even know that generational talent, bro, that's hard that's one of
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  the hiss It's just you don't even need the gold coucie patter badge ye gold.
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  They go like this, that was crazy. Oh my god. Okay,
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  Hall of Fame Cochie pet every time every time I see it, like
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  wow, it still hits pretty good. Well, all right, how's everybody
• 11:05
  saying Happy New Year? Oh oh yeah, happy, yeah guys, first
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  part of twenty first part of twenty twenty four. We are you know,
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  thanks for being with us through all this time. Blah blah blah, sentimental,
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  sentimental, big coming to new year, you know, the same stuff
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  that we see in the beginning of the year, I hope. Yeah,
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  big stuff on the man dim dim dim them way. Yeah. So has
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  everybody said blah blah blah thinking have you ever seen Arrested Development? No,
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  I that was one of the shows I never really got into. Blah blah
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  blah, bah blah blah blah blah blah. Attorney a law. Apparently,
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  if you watched Secession Arrested Development, it's the same thing as Succession. It's
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  just a comedy. It makes sense. It's just a comedy. Someone broke
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  it down. It's literally the same show. And I also was watching Sopranos
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  and I was like, this is actually a comedy. They don't know it.
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  The first season was a dark comedy. It's like, this is a
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  comedy. That's my first time watching it. But I still gotta watch that.
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  But yeah, yeah, New Year, uh New Years seen me?
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  Yeah? New Year was cool? What did I do? I actually ended
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  up DJing. I wasn't even surprised. I wasn't going to. I wasn't
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  going to. That was the thing. I was kind of going to New
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  Year's. Yeah, I wasn't. Yeah I wasn't. So hey, you
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  said you didn't dj I did. I wasn't. I wasn't supposed to.
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  I wasn't birthday birthday. So that was cool. It was in that tweaking
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  though. It was lit. Yeah it was. I ended up going to
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  bere Yeah, I ended up going. I can't. I can't. I
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  was gonna go other places, but I can't do much. So it's like
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  other places too much walking and I can't. I couldn't go to the city
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  like people I know we're going out afterwards. I was like, I'm going
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  home, bro, I can't. I can't do ship need Yeah, I
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  can't be in my leg it's just too much trying to get in places.
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  A lot of places got a bunch of steps and ship being handicapped is not
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  fun. So there's just places I can't go. I'm sorry about your plate
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  this. I mean it's cool, be funny. It's not a joke or
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  laughing matter, that's funny. I'll be fine. So just used to laugh
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  at them. Now you are I did laughing them, did we? Uh?
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  At that time, Michael was struggling get up the stablest one time,
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  one time, one of many. Yeah, I agree to The old head
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  spot was at the oh yeah, I went to I was at Wilson's.
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  That's I saw they like have like at the restaurant. It's like, yeah,
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  something on to me. I have that place is dope. Yeah,
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  I'm still something yeah like bro yeah, because it's kind of like it's kind
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  of like it's old head, but they're trying to transition kind of like they
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  want like a they don't want super young. They want like thirty and up
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  like instead of like forty five and medium old head. Yeah like yeah,
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  like y'all still yeah, that's why just get you, that's what that's that's
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  what I said. But I said I was like, oh ship in my
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  hey you can kind of yeah, So like they're getting hot in here.
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  They're transit. It's getting a little ball me. They're like trying to transition.
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  So I was there on Friday. It was actually a good turnout,
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  so that was cool. So I'll probably be there a lot more often.
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  Yeah, it's just funny stuff. Yet to get there, I'm to check
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  that out. That's been like when I went and I was just like,
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  oh, these people are my age, like yeah, but like because I
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  don't look at but they look I was like, yeah they looking and dressing
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  yeah, we do not. I'm just like, yeah, I'm technically about
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  to be there. There's a lot of hard bottoms, it really all those
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  There's a lot of doors. There was a lot of doors across both genders.
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  Yeah, Women for Doors. That's how you know you really didn't washed
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  there when the Women for Doors sick, Yeah, that's how you know you're
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  really in video. And it was and it was all dressed up, a
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  lot of a lot of hat because well they had a jazz it was a
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  jazz so first it was like a jazz it's a jazz club. So but
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  then afterwards it is the after party. So that night was R and B
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  night, So like there was people who were kind of like stragglers and there's
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  people came. But also the thing about this place, it's a late night
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  spot, like they're open till five a m. Got that's the they have
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  their literally cutting. Yes they have the liquid license till five am. But
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  but you feel safe. Yeah, it's not. It's not crazy afraid of
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  Walter. Yeah, anybody scared nigga, but it's there's nobody in there like
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  that, probably probably specific specific Walter. Where's the front Walter. It's also
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  in the cut, so that's why it's like in the woods. It's just
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  in hot Nella. Yeah, like it's just the most random place. Like
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  the first time I was like, where the fuck is even High Nell.
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  It's in the dark, bro, it's in the dark, but it's cool.
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  So yeah, that was how is your niggas? It's like it's like
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  each eye dash it's really weird. Yeah, I like to know where the
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  black black wood you know what? You know? High School. It's next
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  to Sterling High So it's next literally yeah, right next to Sterling. It's
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  near linden Wall. It's near all those little ass towns, like all those
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  towns run into each other for real. So okay, that's what a lot
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  of niggas out there. Yeah, hell yeah, you didn't know that ship
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  the trenches down Camp County. That ship get closed to what's it called brick
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  Township. You get to, you get the brick. No niggas be shooting
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  out of there. Bridgeton Violand that's where was his name from. That's why
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  the nigga crazy. Now he runs so hard Nelville all that ship. I'm
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  good. I don't go down the Delaware light AGAs different dirt and guns.
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  Niggas a Jersey hill, the ones that the North Jersey niggas, the niggas
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  clean them, niggas clean their guns down there. Yeah, those are Yeah,
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  those are the niggas that North Jersey people definitely make fun of it,
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  but they don't know. They don't know the niggas. They only know white
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  people down there. They don't know there's niggas down there, the niggas down
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  there. They only know the niggas down there know how to take care of
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  their guns. Like North Jerseys to them is training, Like, yes,
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  those are the niggas that was up there, but like yo, that's it.
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  I want to when they ask you where you're from, like, oh,
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  that's a nor know the nigga? Where do you go out anywhere?
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  They not go past because to them niggas New Brunswick is in there south that's
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  south central Jersey. And then they're like, it's like thirty get the forty
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  five minutes. But them niggas is skewed, they do say, tell him
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  it's pork roll, but it's nasty. AnyWho, any any anyhow, Kean,
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  I would like to play you guys something. Oh how is your nig
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  years? Michael, Well, we'll get it. Is this about your New
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  Year's? No? Oh okay, so we're gonna finish the New Year's We're
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  gonna finish. So you are the worst friend in the world, and that's
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  something is wrong. If it is the ladder, I take it all back.
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  If it is the former fuck you holding auditions to take your mic Yeah,
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  yeah, we got enough body mass here without your bitch. We're gonna
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  take your spot. M hm, your former stand up comedian take yeah,
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  come back. The fucking zell you and you you in debt now you owe
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  us nts taking your name off the fucking l C. What else wake the
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  fu up. Yes, So for those who couldn't hear, Mike just played
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  the voicemail that you left him about two hours ago. I'll let you want
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  to see that. No, yout you left me as well. I was
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  a video though, Oh no, let's it wasn't as bad as that.
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  Where do you see face time? I don't even know how to see you
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  go to FaceTime? Should be right what I said? You are you blacked
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  out saying, said mass in the room. You can see ready, Yeah,
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  that he's bankrupt. We got a podcast to record you wait, wait
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  the fuck up? So cordial, so polite. Yes, he's probably like,
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  hey, I don't know if you're aware. And that was after I
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  called you thirteen times. That was called fifteen bro called do you fall asleep
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  on top of your face? FaceTime? Called Instagram? All right, I
• 19:52
  DM this full disclosure for listeners. Obviously by looking at me, I have
• 19:57
  sleep happening here. So I sleep with a mask. So usually when I
• 20:04
  take my naps before this pod, I just go to I don't wear the
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  mask or whatever, you know what I mean, because that the sleep too
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  deep, it's too pure, it's too good. Because for years I've had
• 20:19
  horrible ship sleep. You be falling asleep everywhere because I wasn't getting good sleep.
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  Fuck you keep on going. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen.
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  You have not here like it's just a regular like just hanging out just right.
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  Yeah, so YouTube comments please, No, that's not narcolepsy is just
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  like you could be driving. Yeah narcolepsy. Yeah, I'm saying you don't
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  go to sleep like that. Oh that's all said. Okay, yeah,
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  but so you know, before this one, I was like, why I
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  got the idea to wear my man, I don't know, but I was
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  like, oh, you had a mask nap. I put put a mask
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  nap and you don't feeling you did that? And no, he called me.
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  He called Kennon too. He put that mask on. He knew it
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  was over. No I did it. I didn't know. I didn't try
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  to get a real pure necket. Like. I didn't set an alarm or
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  nothing. I set an alarm. I slept through the listen. I set
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  an alarm. I was like, I had my girl. I was like,
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  listen, babe called me at eight on top of the alarm. Did
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  she so she was calling you to she was calling me too, so I
• 21:37
  disappointed everybody. I was going to say something else about you know what,
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  That's fine, because what's my fault? Because you wanted to be so in
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  love and laid up that you had to wake up extra early because you had
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  to go from North Jersey South Jersey to get to work this morning. That's
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  what it was. Thirty more minutes. Calm down, Ken, I mean
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  that's thirty when it turned in three hours. You had not gott took woke
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  up at four. I woke up thirty minutes normal, earlier than usual,
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  but then you have to drive. That was your first time sleeping almost sleep
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  with through episode since I've been around. That's the first time in a long
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  time. And it's been four years here. Yeah, we mean super episode,
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  I like through a whole session. That's the first time you've that you
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  almost missed an episode. It's been at least that hasn't happened in at least
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  a year at the very least, it hasn't happened since I've been here,
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  And I know before Mike has not missed an episode. Well probably like you
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  were away, but oh yes, you weren't here. Yeah, Mike's done
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  this before. It's just been a while, done it and never woke up.
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  No, he always wakes up. That's what I'm saying. I mean,
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  how did you he wait? No, he wakes up and gets here.
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  Did you wait? Did you wake your did you wake up yourself?
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  Or did you get woken up? I woke up myself, okay, so
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  literally, and I had the lights on in my room. It wasn't even
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  like be more like, yo, this is about to be a quick forty
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  minute power nap. I got two layers of alarms. I'm gonna go pick
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  up Elsie, make this magic. I wake up and I'm like, okay,
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  I feel too good right now. First I was like, hmmm,
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  scratched his butt, I did that little I wonder what Tommy? And I'm
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  like hold on. I'm like I'm feeling too hold on. Demon. Then
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  I looked up. I was like, oh, I say ten thirty.
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  I was like fuck. And then I saw all the miss calls. I
• 23:37
  saw text messages, and then I saw your voicemail and I was like all
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  right. Then I called y'all and then I got fire deservedly and I was
• 23:48
  like, I just booked it over here. Which which alarm do you use?
• 23:52
  Just the one on my phone. Yeah, you need to get this.
• 23:55
  It's called Alarmy. Get that app and you can actually change the volume
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  on it. You can change the alarm. It's different sounds because I used
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  to slip through my alarms. This is not the advertising. I'm just speaking
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  right now. You get that app because it's way better and it's free.
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  Please, yo, you need that. You know what he needed is the
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  little alarm clock on wheels. It won't stop until he got a better need
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  be shake. I said, it don't matter moving slap me now because that
• 24:26
  ships on wheels. It's gonna be it's gonna be bumping into ship. So
• 24:30
  his FAM's gonna be like, what the fuck is going on? TV gets
• 24:33
  knocked over? I mean, not big. We're about to take drastic measures.
• 24:36
  I know. When I was leaving my house, my mom was like,
• 24:37
  we do you have his dad's number? Like call somebody that's in the
• 24:40
  house. I tried to consist. I tried to call, like aybody,
• 24:45
  I was like looking like to get number, and then I said, I
• 24:49
  said, you know what she the fucking regardation of Mike because she be sleep
• 24:52
  with you here too, so that blanket. I said, there ain't no
• 25:00
  better why do you even want to come with me? Like I don't know,
• 25:06
  or let's say, what the fuck? Can just find a way to
• 25:10
  not use to sleep mask? What do you mean? Yeah that lifestyle?
• 25:17
  Okay, let's do that in a week we circle back to the problem.
• 25:22
  Certainly bad other New Year, New Year? Yeah that was year. Yeah,
• 25:30
  uh yeah, it was cool man, it was good. Nigga had
• 25:33
  to get some sleep in the day. Fucking rest. I know. I
• 25:36
  took a nap the day after though, Oh I was day. I definitely
• 25:41
  had a nice nap. New Year's January thirty, I ain't going to bed
• 25:45
  like five, Wow, y'all, what time you was sleeping? Twelve o
• 25:49
  one? The ball drop? But I made it ny Brandy, I love
• 26:00
  you who I don't know, like almost two okay, yeah, okay,
• 26:07
  but yeah no, I went to uh church where I say, yeah,
• 26:12
  you do watch night spotlight? Spotlight? Let me call it. They call
• 26:17
  it watching watch night. We called spotlight. Well, which something is j
• 26:22
  W is something they don't do that? Also, I was thinking that because
• 26:26
  my day like, oh, you're going to go dovel? I just left
• 26:30
  church like do it again? Old people were talking double upay, you have
• 26:38
  too much? Just like with Christmas, like you're going to church with christ
• 26:44
  Church, so it doesn't matter. I haven't done that. A lot.
• 26:48
  Church is like the club for old people. This is completely irrelative. Did
• 26:52
  you see the church in that landed was swagsurfing. Yeah, years they were
• 26:56
  swagsurfing and that church I have never seen the church tickets. Yeah for church.
• 27:00
  That church was sold out. What that was one of the big old
• 27:04
  meta churches. It wasn't. It wasn't a big makeature. It was like,
• 27:07
  no, that was a club. It was like bigger. It was
• 27:10
  like the same size of the time. My church happened to buy tickets off
• 27:14
  event right to the churchurch and it was in their swag surfing. Man,
• 27:17
  I got that. It's gone. I don't know how to feel about it
• 27:26
  though surf with the Lord man, Yeah, I ain't how to feel about
• 27:27
  It's a young church. It's like everybody in their nose. But it's like
• 27:33
  it's like, why are we doing that in church? Let's like let's change
• 27:36
  the getting now was just played the clean version. If you do something,
• 27:40
  they talk about him still like other venues where you see that thing done Jesus,
• 27:45
  you probably shouldn't do it. If you do a swag serf ninety the
• 27:49
  time. It's in clubs or at parties where it's a lot of non church
• 27:53
  ship going on. So maybe let's not bring that. Listen, man,
• 27:56
  they trying to make the church relevant for young people because right now a lot
• 28:00
  of swag surf, a lot of last if if swag surfing is what brings
• 28:07
  you in, want to change your fucking message your tactics. Don't start swag
• 28:11
  surfing like Kurt Franklin. Because someone put I saw someone say that Kurt Franklin
• 28:18
  when he did knew it was a God's property and revolution. Someone was like,
• 28:22
  that's like the gospel version of dreams and nightmares. It is, And
• 28:25
  I was like, yeah, because I played in the club last week,
• 28:29
  because that ship was going off when it came out, especially in the youth
• 28:33
  chir I played revolutions in the club last week. What I do it again
• 28:40
  now? But a lot? Because somebody asked me, but it definitely went
• 28:44
  up, Like it's fine, it's just new tactics to connect with the younger
• 28:51
  crowd. I understand it. But what I do it? No, I'd
• 28:59
  rather rather swag surf than a nigga spit on me or whatever that nigga was
• 29:03
  doing on himself. What's his name doesn't matter, TJ No, the young
• 29:11
  whatever, yeah, spit on or whatever. Yeah, like yeah, he
• 29:17
  did something like it was like what's his name? Past the dude in Oklahoma
• 29:22
  we talked. We talked about that before. He's a he's a I don't
• 29:26
  really like him. Sometimes he's one of those he's one of those preachers,
• 29:29
  like he'd be on track and then it's just like yeah kind of pastor,
• 29:36
  Umar Pastor. That was your New Year. I went to Silk City uh
• 29:41
  in Philly. Was h it was it was cool. I like that didn't
• 29:47
  get packed because like it never really gets ye over. It was like a
• 29:52
  perfect amount of people to like, you like to do his high energy in
• 29:55
  there and he was able to still move around like I'm not trying to be
• 29:56
  showed the shoulder with people in that bitch sweaty uh and were just in there
• 30:02
  and it was the three couple things and you know, we just that's what
• 30:07
  you were most afraid of, having to be shoulder to shoulder. Yeah,
• 30:11
  yeah you afforded it. Yeah, that's good. I meant to go to
• 30:14
  that one. I forgot about it. It was a good jow my sisters.
• 30:18
  Yeah, what about you spot you would sleep at eleven forty five?
• 30:26
  Well, I went to Saying Key and uh Philly Chinatown for some peaking duck
• 30:32
  so nice little New Year's Eve meal. Uh, then we just went back
• 30:37
  low Key watched some New Year's Eve TV play some monopoly you know washed that's
• 30:45
  like a great night. Yeah, I don't play some monopoly monopoly. You
• 30:52
  know, things got a little spicy, and then what mortgage off that property
• 30:59
  was? The cars of the them bullied. I always switched things up.
• 31:03
  I heard maple syrup whiskey alveum brought it from because I heard can drink on
• 31:12
  like the New Year's even showing that or like the ball drop again. They
• 31:17
  could do it again last year they couldn't this year they did, bully.
• 31:19
  Yeah, but don let me still my back. So it's like Don wasn't
• 31:22
  there, so nobody was. He is that out there sauce to watch because
• 31:32
  he was drunk about his boyfriend on there, like just just horny, like
• 31:37
  he was making out with that nigga. They gotta bring him back, bro,
• 31:41
  I'm thought he was about to just like you, un Zip, I'm
• 31:45
  like, we're still on TV. Don cut. The fee came before I
• 31:52
  go like three, whoa, whoa Donny. Yep, they gotta bring him
• 32:02
  back, bro Donald, that's not Champagne. Just just watching them progressively get
• 32:07
  drunk over and yeah, watching for hours in the power bottom. O'try about
• 32:14
  that man. Something that my new year, the actual year so far only
• 32:19
  a couple of days in, it hasn't been going great. I gotta says.
• 32:23
  Something happened and it was just very unexpected. I got shingles when exactly
• 32:31
  what did you never have the pop when you're younger? I did, That's
• 32:35
  how you get shingles. I thought. I thought you get shingles because you
• 32:40
  didn't get chicken No. Yeah, I thought that's shingles because you got chicken
• 32:45
  pox. Correct, and the virus is just doing it in your body.
• 32:47
  Waiting, Who the fuck lied to me? Because I've been sitting here thinking
• 32:51
  that I ain't never gonna get that ship just because it's not No, you're
• 32:57
  misinterpreted. Yeah, I know, I understand that chicken pox younger, it's
• 33:00
  like you get shingles, but it's like if you get chicken pox later in
• 33:05
  life, yeah, really really bad. But that's what the shingles could also
• 33:09
  be bad, but mine was very, very mild. I was just confused
• 33:13
  why I had this random not gonna lie, what is shingles? What a
• 33:15
  shingles? Like? What is the symptoms of it? Oh, it's like
• 33:20
  it's usually a rash around body, rash side of your body. No,
• 33:24
  I mean unless you were like licking my rash or like, am I good?
• 33:31
  Are you good? Well? I mean some touch of ship. I
• 33:39
  was gonna say, you sit next to you moved over for most multiple multiple
• 33:44
  weeks where he's been coughing, saying COVID, COVID, I can handled,
• 33:47
  okay, shingles. Now, if you can handle COVID, you can handle
• 33:52
  shingles. Like some hurt though, like Keenan shifting away said like he's still
• 34:07
  an ally, he's like shingles. That's so horrible. I can't believe that
• 34:12
  happened to you. They start feeling itchy, yeah, I must Was it
• 34:15
  just one It's like one little patch? And I was confused, Yes,
• 34:20
  why would I have a random a little like blistery rash. And I was
• 34:23
  like, I know what this is, man, this is shingles. And
• 34:28
  Brandy was like, you don't got shingles? Thirty I was like the matter.
• 34:32
  Yeah, I got shingles. I had chicken pox like twenty five years
• 34:36
  ago. Did you go to the doctor? Nah? I went to myself.
• 34:39
  Maybe you should. Uh No, I don't need to. Why not?
• 34:45
  There's really with me our age. My age is really complications. Like
• 34:49
  if it was more like spread across my body, but it's like smaller than
• 34:54
  the palm of my hand, the rash. I I would still suggest the
• 35:02
  think that I went to school for nine thousand years. I learned about shingles.
• 35:06
  I know. Okay, I think he knows something. I think as
• 35:09
  a doctor, you would know going to the doctor. Yeah, that's why
• 35:14
  he's saying I don't have to go for I don't have to go for this.
• 35:19
  Okay. I don't know why they boundary to me. I'm trying to
• 35:27
  hold back from the shots I want to take because you know, it's just
• 35:31
  one of those days. But I guess I agree with you. I agree
• 35:36
  with the Okay, Okay, Okay, it was on my eyelids, it
• 35:42
  was on my face. I would have been at the doctors. But it's
• 35:45
  a very small patch on the side of my body that's already here. Okay.
• 35:51
  So Mike, if you if it happens you don't. No, no,
• 35:55
  no, I'm just I can't stop you from going. No, I'm
• 35:59
  going, I'm going. It's crazy that you're we were just talking about this
• 36:04
  two days ago, three days ago Christmas is that Christmas Day? Yeah,
• 36:09
  we were talking about chicken pox. Shingles underrated because neither of my little brothers
• 36:14
  had chicken pox. Did you have the vaccine for Yeah, they both cut
• 36:15
  the vaccine. You can still get shingles after that. And I said,
• 36:19
  then, like, y'all niggas ain't really experienced childhood, Like I remember chicken
• 36:22
  pox, like I remember the day I got chicken I was boxed up.
• 36:27
  I remember in the pink bottle like I felt like amazing. Yeah, and
• 36:34
  I remember sucking being I was home for a week from school. That was
• 36:37
  that's why you'all generation week. Yeah, that's that's literally what I said,
• 36:39
  niggas. Why that's why I mean they don't drink out the water fount or
• 36:45
  the water hole. Niggas have never been through ship chromium water. You ever
• 36:50
  had poison, navy, I never had you have to like go against poison.
• 36:55
  I stayed away from the Yeah, I would say I knew from a
• 36:58
  very young agel poison not even looked like I was like, I won't let
• 37:00
  that ship. Yeah, but no, I remember that he never got They
• 37:07
  always said can't get the ball. Was no, I've never I know people
• 37:13
  that got it because you know, we went outside. Kids nowadays don't go
• 37:17
  outside. That's very true. True. I remember me and my brother got
• 37:21
  chicken part at the same time you went the six Flags came back boom chicken
• 37:24
  pox. So you went to six Flags of chicken boxes. No, we
• 37:28
  got it, like we got it, Like I think he got back.
• 37:30
  Wait, what what's the timetable here? We went to six Flags. I
• 37:35
  don't like a summertime thing. Next day he probably already Yeah, well it
• 37:40
  seemed like it, but I remember I remember, yeah, probably not,
• 37:45
  but I just remember when when on like we we were like eight and seven
• 37:51
  or whatever. We were really look American scream Machine or whatever, not even
• 37:53
  that were land at that point, okay, but I just remember like we
• 37:57
  got back and my mom was like, damn to take the oatmeal bath all
• 38:00
  that. She probably took you down. Oh damn chicken pox. I hope
• 38:05
  were doing that too. Mag this hang out with like people who had it,
• 38:07
  Like I know, my mom did that with my cousins, like either
• 38:10
  I remember chicken hang out with them, chicken po them hang out with me
• 38:15
  when I had chick wrestle Wreussell. Yeah, yeah, that's a fight.
• 38:20
  Your cousin caps taking eat it chicken pox parties. That's crazy. It makes
• 38:27
  sense. I get it all get it at the same time. Yeah,
• 38:29
  I did not think people were doing that. I don't to worry about it.
• 38:31
  It's like a motherfucker though. I got chicken pots as a baby,
• 38:35
  sounding a baby like an entry. Yeah, it's dangerous. Hey, he's
• 38:46
  right now. I'm good keenan Keller. You wouldn't even know, so you
• 38:55
  beat the odd. I could see, but I could use glasses mm hmm.
• 39:00
  Chicken pox eyes box boy. Anyway, everybody go over the New Year's
• 39:07
  Yeah, everybody. I was for No ship is overrated? True? You
• 39:15
  said New Year's overrated? Yeah? What going out? I hate going out
• 39:22
  in general, so to that do it in your twenties and then by the
• 39:27
  time I didn't want to do with my twenties, I'm never gonna stop going
• 39:30
  for niggas. That no even mad. Even before that, somewhere niggas,
• 39:38
  niggas be tripping on New Year's Yeah. Up. Usually most people, at
• 39:44
  least around here, we go on New Year's Day. That wasn't parade day?
• 39:47
  Was there a fight at Vera? Okay, well there's a fight in
• 39:52
  Silk City. I'm like, come on, like the ship just started here,
• 39:54
  just started on New Year's I went there New Year's Yeah you were.
• 40:01
  I went somewhere else. No, that was Halloween there. Nah, I
• 40:07
  just looked it up recently. I forget where I was, but I was
• 40:07
  not there somewhere else. Yeah, alrighty, well what we got on today's
• 40:13
  episode fellas uh, well, Michael, what you put in a lot of
• 40:16
  great things. I put a few things in there we could start with.
• 40:21
  Uh, they didn't stop. They didn't drop the Epstein list there? Did
• 40:23
  they know? They never dropped coming out right now? Yeah? He was
• 40:29
  saying, oh, it's about the drop. You know they've been doing that
• 40:31
  for the past week. Yeah. They tried to say there was a list
• 40:34
  that already came out. Yeah. I about saying that's what I saw.
• 40:37
  A flight log came out, Yeah, flight log, Oh that's what was.
• 40:40
  So they were trying to say, they were saying that Bill Clinton is
• 40:45
  going to be he was John Doe like multiple times thirty six or something like
• 40:49
  that. What's gonna happen if you like on the list, Like what what's
• 40:53
  the significance what your public image is? Shame? Yeah, pretty much for
• 40:59
  a brief period of time and then it's gonna go away. It was nasty
• 41:02
  too, Like there's no way to prove who was doing what down there.
• 41:06
  Yeah, I mean, but there's serious repercussions, Like what's it called.
• 41:09
  The nigga from the British World Family is like shunned, Like he can't do
• 41:14
  ship or there anymore. That's because that's them. They move differently. I'm
• 41:17
  just saying it depends who it is, Like he's all his ship that's happened
• 41:22
  because of him, because of this ship with Epstein, Like they definitely depends
• 41:25
  who you are. I think I'm not in the British Woral family. Yeah,
• 41:29
  I'm you know. I feel like if somebody we don't give a funk
• 41:30
  about it, like Oprah comes out on that list, somebody's gonna have a
• 41:32
  problem with that. You know. They don't even like Oprah right now,
• 41:36
  Like like theres lots of people haven't seen a lot of it on Twitter,
• 41:38
  like fun over man, people just hate on everybody. But there's something with
• 41:44
  like the girls that went missing, something like she had that she was involved
• 41:47
  with the whole Taraji thing. Got mad at her for starting a fund to
• 41:51
  help Hawaii after the fire. Well, but people are upset about that because
• 41:57
  she had like a house in Hawaii. But she did something sketchy like when
• 42:01
  the fires happened. She started a fun Her and the Rock put their own
• 42:06
  money into it to start it and then ask for donations. People said,
• 42:08
  no, you should give more of your own money, so I asked other
• 42:10
  people. That's what it was. That's messed up on who's part to other
• 42:15
  people. She gave what she wanted to give me what you want exactly.
• 42:20
  It's just something about you know, one of the richest women in the world,
• 42:22
  as she's organizing. If she does nothing, you can play. She
• 42:27
  gives money, she didn't give enough. Give just do your donation. No,
• 42:31
  she's she's making it easier. She's doing more than her donation. She's
• 42:36
  getting asked you tell them more by getting more money. She can say,
• 42:38
  yo, match my office, like Nigga match, I put a five hundred
• 42:45
  million. All you broke niggas come together and put itether like the funny.
• 42:47
  The funniest ship when that shit happens is the people that do like the math
• 42:51
  of like their networks to be like this is the equivalent of somebody who makes
• 42:53
  fifty thousand dollars given ten dollars, and I'm like, well, bitch,
• 42:57
  give ten dollars. Try to fuck up, put your and shut the funk
• 43:02
  up. When you go to wild Wide and it's like you want to give
• 43:06
  the toys or something, mother bullshit, Well I don't. I don't give
• 43:09
  those because they've already given their money. They're trying to make it back,
• 43:13
  so you need a fact check that. I feel like that might be a
• 43:15
  lie, but we all wrong with that cold It could be a lie,
• 43:17
  but I believe that's don't know this is true. I see that video true
• 43:27
  enough for me, exactly, it's true enough for me not to give money,
• 43:30
  bitch exactly like you would you like the round up? No, it's
• 43:32
  not. I would like to round up because I'll give you the twelve cents
• 43:37
  because I like to even that's true, that's how I do my tip given
• 43:40
  the even paid with card. It doesn't matter. I want everything, it
• 43:47
  doesn't matter. I don't check my account anyway, It doesn't matter. If
• 43:51
  that's the case. That's the case. You need to download app called Acorns
• 43:55
  and it takes it rounds all your purchases. It in the investment Oh I
• 44:01
  like that? Hold on, what's acorns? It? Does that? Have
• 44:06
  we applied for this? You spend nine to fifty charge your ten dollars,
• 44:08
  put the fifty cent into an investment account? Like how did? I'm sorry?
• 44:15
  The app if you buy something anything, any purchase attached your debit card
• 44:21
  to it. So basically track just take the round it to what I like?
• 44:25
  Yeah, I need to sign up for that yesterday? Yeah? Hell
• 44:29
  yeah. We shouldn't reach out to them. They be doing podcasts acorns.
• 44:35
  How about your boys? I did the Negro thing targets Walmarts Old Negro thunders,
• 44:45
  yeahs eats. What's that building called that got all the books in it?
• 44:52
  Or the room in the school with all the books? What's it called?
• 44:54
  Computer lab? Last library? You wanted them to say a library because
• 45:00
  he was a library. You wanted him to say library. Library. You
• 45:06
  don't say library. He doesn't know, he said, is like, which
• 45:09
  which should I say? That's why he said it library? Did I say?
• 45:14
  Right? Somebody was talking about libraries Bro on Twitter the other day because
• 45:17
  the library guy. Yeah, but like like trying to cut nigga, ain't
• 45:21
  nobody going to the motherfucker library. And I'm like, that's why you need
• 45:23
  to be in that motherfucker the need to be there, yo, that guy.
• 45:28
  Okay. First of all, that had a soft bot with me because
• 45:30
  I used to work at the library. Yeah. I used to work at
• 45:35
  the library and when I was in college, I worked at the Berlinsey County
• 45:37
  Library. Nice. It was fun. It used to be that enthusiastic about
• 45:40
  Bro. When I was watching that video, everything he's saying is true,
• 45:45
  Like all of that stuff is literally at that library. And he's like the
• 45:47
  one in Valo, Like everything is there, Like we had like lego classes,
• 45:52
  there was instruments. Bro, there's a movie theater in there, all
• 45:54
  that ship and it's all free. Oh he need a library card. So
• 45:57
  when I was watching, I was like, Damn, people actually need to
• 45:59
  hear this because mad people just don't know sleeping on the library. Sleeping on
• 46:01
  the library, Bro, they got hot spots on it. So if you
• 46:04
  guys, if you guys aren't aware, if you guys are on the internet
• 46:07
  as much as we are because we are on it so much. Uh,
• 46:09
  there's a video of this guy I guess he's doing he's doing a TikTok was
• 46:14
  it a TikTok? Just a regular video and it takes He's he's famous,
• 46:17
  Michael, Michael library you five hundred, wow, thousand TikTok at Now he's
• 46:27
  almost at a million. He's famous out there. He's almost on a million
• 46:29
  on Instagram now. So this guy he was talking about, you know,
• 46:32
  how much he feels he likes, he loves libraries and how important the library
• 46:38
  is and how it's important for you to have a library card and go to
• 46:42
  the library. And you're hearing me say this, You're like, Okay,
• 46:45
  that's a reasonable thing to want from people like why who? Who? Who?
• 46:52
  Could shoot on that? So it's the appearance thing. When you look
• 46:55
  at the guy, he's just he's just quirky. He's a little you're looking.
• 47:00
  And then let's also start he started off the video with there with all
• 47:04
  started off the video with you guys, don't have your library card tattooed on
• 47:07
  you? But and then he had the tattoo. But it was a joke
• 47:10
  though it wasn't a joke. It's but him saying you don't have your library
• 47:15
  card tattooed on you. What you're doing? Like that was a joke.
• 47:19
  It was a joke, but he still went and got a tattoo of a
• 47:23
  library. Sure, he's a library and he loves his job. Standing on
• 47:28
  business, standing on business, his set. I guess it's NBA players having
• 47:31
  basket anything. I got a camera on my I'm gonna get a DJ.
• 47:36
  I'm gonna get a DJ needle right here. Standing on business, you niggas
• 47:42
  kind of I'm gonna get a like arm. Yeah? Like what a license?
• 47:54
  He said? Fishing license? Yes, voting license I learned browding school.
• 48:00
  It's a sign here, please, I was going to say a pen
• 48:07
  a nigga telling joke your past personally three points. You need a birth stificate,
• 48:10
  you bitch, pass down your passports. Four points. I'm sorry you
• 48:19
  don't have enough points. Please, I mean it's a new year something.
• 48:29
  Use today you want. Actually, it's only it's should have took it out
• 48:43
  handed out. The hand depends with the paper on it, so you don't
• 48:45
  take it. Did you read did you read the messages in the group chat?
• 48:52
  Don't read those, don't do anyway. Okay, now I'm going don't
• 49:10
  read it, don't want to, don't read it, don't read it out
• 49:15
  loud. At least the one he was loud. He was just happy to
• 49:20
  be librarian. And yeah, you just wantybody, you know. And now
• 49:23
  I'm calling weird on the Internet and stuff, and it's kind of it's it's
• 49:28
  a shame because this dude was nothing but positivity and it's just mean ass Twitter
• 49:32
  people, Jesus the Inn and ship like, it's weird. Haters, hate
• 49:37
  haters, shame, the Internet hates happiness. Yeah, Like he's genuinely happy
• 49:44
  and just likes his job and cares about people. He's literally like LeVar Burton,
• 49:47
  Oh you ready, the message high and you tried to read that loud.
• 49:52
  You try to read he was gonna read that. He's gonna read half
• 49:55
  of it. Then through this mixture to the he he can't even help me.
• 50:07
  This is what you get. What you do. Hey, you,
• 50:12
  I'm gonna send you that app. Don't worry like this will never happen again.
• 50:15
  I'm gonna get your shock watch shock like a dog. Yeah that awakened.
• 50:21
  Now if you sleep through that, he might not. He might if
• 50:27
  that don't wake you up. I'm calling now one one get that? Yeah,
• 50:30
  all right. Anyway, So the library guy, he's like a modern
• 50:36
  day like. He gives me LeVar Burton vibes like weirder the reading Rainbow.
• 50:42
  Did you not have a reading Rainbow? You don't know reading rainbows? I
• 50:45
  do, But you don't remember the black guy from reading Rainbow? Uh huh
• 50:51
  yo? You know you know? Okay, I'll just years old. I'm
• 50:57
  saying I want to I just wanted to check. I just wanted to age
• 51:00
  real quick. You guys, it's not far first for him to not know
• 51:02
  what the reading ring. You know who it's reading. His family's fault because
• 51:09
  he spent his after years as a child there. I'm sorry you never watched
• 51:15
  he used to walk past me. Wow, I wouln't know who are you?
• 51:21
  After school? And that's what I would have been on. Sorry,
• 51:22
  today he chose to watch what he wanted to watch while he's making his chicken
• 51:30
  nuggets. Watcht him watching Renn and Stippy all day. I think he's watching
• 51:35
  Players Club. That's what they're reading Rainbow. Come on, yes, yes
• 51:44
  I wasn't. Damn I watch Nickelodeon. You actually missed out. I feel
• 51:46
  bad now. That was a good time. Yeah, LeVar Burton was that
• 51:51
  guy. I wasn't. Twenty years yeah a long time so to me,
• 51:55
  so to people like Keenan who might not know, LeVar Burton was on Reading
• 51:59
  Rainbow and it was all about reading and just going to the library and finding
• 52:02
  different books and stuff like that. It was kind of like, you know,
• 52:06
  Sesame Street adjacent kind of before after Zoom couldn't I don't know because that's
• 52:15
  the only thing I remember from Did you watch zom come on and so come
• 52:17
  on and some coffee couch that's a big comfy couch. Yes, about say
• 52:22
  PBS that was on Cyberchase. I didn't watch that. I watched all those
• 52:29
  shows because I didn't know. You must have really just turned it off.
• 52:31
  Reading Rainbow came down because like person who's his nigga with the hoop shows?
• 52:43
  What was the show with the banana? Was that c b S people Bangers?
• 52:51
  And you missed making the Beast? That was dragon Tails on there too?
• 52:57
  Also was the show with the bears between the lines, between the Lines
• 53:01
  and two but the big burntem Bears. It was the well he was the
• 53:06
  one. It was the one bear, not hip hop Harry. He was
• 53:08
  a little bit bear. No, not little bear. Is this a bear
• 53:15
  mascot or a bear cartoon? Are you talking about Bear in the Big Blue
• 53:17
  House? Yes, the Bear in the Big Blue House? What the fun
• 53:22
  was that? Be? Little bear? Was that? Technically? Remember I
• 53:29
  didn't watch that either. Yeah, niggas a boomfo a boom boom of foo,
• 53:36
  remember Rupert? What then is a rouper mouse? I turned that ship
• 53:45
  off. Corduroy bear, Paddy Man, listen, uh huh? What else?
• 53:57
  Yes? Yeah, so just get okay, I said, you feel
• 54:07
  like editing, go ahead, and everybody should go out and you know,
• 54:09
  check out your local library on the serious. Yes, please go to your
• 54:15
  local library. I did even know. I haven't been in a long time
• 54:17
  now, I haven't worked. There's a lot, bro there's a lot of
• 54:21
  stuff there, tottle library. Turn around and then get these book towards sites.
• 54:29
  You can get your own, or you can get your own, nigga,
• 54:34
  download one of these PDFs they got, they got study rooms. Man,
• 54:37
  you gotta support the local libraries. Yeah, libraries and put it into
• 54:43
  healthcare. That's not gonna help. I'm just gonna take that and put it
• 54:46
  back into something else. I don't know. Give it to the police.
• 54:52
  That was a joke, I say, teachers. He said, give it
• 54:55
  to the police. I'll say it again. You don't want to give it
• 54:59
  to the teach Yeah, the teachers, yo, but not the substitutes or
• 55:07
  any of them as over thirty five? What the were only teachers between ages
• 55:13
  of eighteen and thirty seven? You can't you teach them eighteen? Something wrong?
• 55:19
  Yeah? You teaching Montgomery, Alabama. Yeah, they probably excelled graduating.
• 55:24
  Immediately start teaching about excel. It's like, you want to be the
• 55:28
  principal, Glad please? How about so the Bowl games? Right, they
• 55:34
  had like the foundation, every time like a team score a touchdown, they
• 55:38
  shouldn't give a thousand and bring up college. It was part of what it
• 55:45
  is. Every time there's a touchdown, they give the teachers one thousand dollars.
• 55:50
  And there was a game where they only scored two touchdowns, so the
• 55:52
  teachers only got two thousand dollars. Ask and they were like, yep,
• 55:55
  the teacher's still getting underpaid. Like it like the teachers at the school,
• 56:00
  like the Foundation. It goes like a certain school or some ship. The
• 56:06
  bull games were actually you gotta figure out they're probably splitting it between like who
• 56:10
  knows. Yeah, check, I want to get the big check one game
• 56:21
  thousand hours to break this checking. I was like, yeah, they might
• 56:23
  as well just do like by points instead of touchdowns. They should have association.
• 56:28
  Just need to give him like one game was like three nothing for like
• 56:31
  three quarters ship whoever whoever was benefiting from that Georgia game. But all right,
• 56:40
  speaking of these bowl games, the funniest one was the pop Tart Bold
• 56:45
  see this, there's a pop Yeah, so there's a pop which which bowl?
• 56:50
  I forget what the name is the pops Are Bowl, but I forget
• 56:52
  what. I forget what it used to be. I don't know if this
• 56:53
  is a new one or they bought it out. I don't know. Either
• 56:57
  way, it's the Pop Tar Bowl. And the winner of the game got
• 57:00
  to eat the mascot. So yes, so hold on, hold on.
• 57:07
  So the whole game, this pop pop star pop star mascot is going crazy
• 57:14
  like he was having the time of his life. That's one of the best
• 57:16
  mascots I've seen in a minute, Like he was going crazy, like he
• 57:20
  was with the reps. He was in the stands. So at the end
• 57:22
  of the game comes right, and I forget who won that. I think
• 57:25
  it was what Ball State? Somebody somebody won that. Whoever was Kansas State,
• 57:30
  Kansas State. Kansas State wins. Right, So the mascot is standing
• 57:34
  on a big ass makeshift toaster. He comes, he comes, he pops
• 57:38
  out, he pops out, he pops out, the greatest day of my
• 57:42
  life. Yeah, So the toaster and then comes out as like an actual
• 57:47
  pop tart on a on a conveyor, like a giant pop giant pop tart.
• 57:52
  And then Kansas State ate it. Funny, hilarious, edible mascot hilarious.
• 57:59
  But then in like three days later it was the cheese Its and the
• 58:06
  Cheesus nigga was going crazy as smoke and fucking smoke bro insane. They definitely
• 58:10
  next year for these bowl games. They it's gonna be funny stop Bowl.
• 58:15
  Yeah. They they had they had the massage the cheese It Bowl. What
• 58:21
  Yeah, it was like niggas getting massages, yes, bro. And then
• 58:24
  when when when when the team won the chee Yeah right, that was the
• 58:29
  John Washington Bowl. When the team won the cheese It Bowl, they didn't
• 58:31
  dump him with gatorade. There was a Gatorade bucket full of cheese. What
• 58:36
  is that? It just looked crazy. That was funny. But yeah,
• 58:40
  most season didn't go the way I was. Did you just come bo?
• 58:45
  No hands, I didn't even touch you yet. Actually they didn't. They
• 58:55
  didn't have a district Next year for sure, that's a real thing. I
• 58:59
  was just joking. Next year it was a Buffalo Wings sponsor. Yeah,
• 59:01
  Buffalo, so many different bar What does it take to get a Bowl game?
• 59:05
  Like how the way they just fifty thousand dollars and all depends what,
• 59:09
  like which side, what level of game you get? I think you're about
• 59:14
  the spot. It's a spot. It's how much money you can give.
• 59:15
  I think, no, how much you can buy it for, like the
• 59:17
  one you get, Like the level of gaming is gonna depend on how much
• 59:21
  you pay. Like Capital One Bowl is obviously way more expensive. Chick fil
• 59:24
  a Bowl, Rose Bowl, Pop Tart Bowl. Yeah, expect it was
• 59:30
  funny to watch. I was, I'm watching a pop Tart Bowl, right,
• 59:32
  But them niggas have fun. Yeah, the trophy with the pop tart
• 59:37
  on, Yeah, that was funny. I mean not many people could say
• 59:38
  that, like, yeah, you want a trophy and you got to eat
• 59:43
  the biggest pop tart around. It was the best guy to Strawberry about to
• 59:52
  say, not the best one? You said, it's not the best one.
• 59:55
  What is it? Unfrosted cinnamon? What's your favorite? Ken? Why
• 59:59
  are you something smart? I'm not Frank Ocean? What's your what's your what's
• 1:00:04
  your way? What is it? Barry? All right? That's the Blue
• 1:00:07
  Ones. Except I thought you was gonna say something. I wasn't gonna say
• 1:00:12
  an apple or something. I'm just saying, like the apples, the cinnamon,
• 1:00:15
  sugar cherry one is good. You put that on the toaster for a
• 1:00:21
  little bit. No, I got some Snickers, little wire snick. They
• 1:00:24
  had eliminade one pink lemonade. That ship was extras hell. Why would you
• 1:00:30
  even you taste it? Would you even try that? I like that?
• 1:00:32
  I'm mean pretty good. You ever had the Oreo one? Yeah, that's
• 1:00:37
  crack real good. You guys are put your you really put your like pops
• 1:00:42
  hearts and like the toaster. Yeah it's the best. Yeah, probably do
• 1:00:45
  that like maybe three times in my life. I haven't done that. And
• 1:00:49
  give me twenty years. Can we agree that pop tarts are better than toaster?
• 1:00:52
  Know they know the fun. They're not your rabbit because they don't give
• 1:00:58
  you enough. Hell, they don't give you enough. What do you need,
• 1:01:02
  niggas the feeling or the ice. I'm icy girl, ice me up
• 1:01:07
  this feeling, the toast and the pop tart. Man, I had a
• 1:01:10
  toast streeter one. I was, what the funk is this? If we're
• 1:01:13
  going quality of back, like how much back is the fact that you have
• 1:01:20
  to put it in the oven? Then yeah, you actually have to make
• 1:01:22
  you have to practice rip it out. But because too many times you actually
• 1:01:25
  got it, the center was still cold, and it's like I'm here now,
• 1:01:29
  so I gotta finish it. He wants to do all that, just
• 1:01:30
  put the potsart and the toasters or eating wrong or eat it wrong. Sure,
• 1:01:36
  but they're not. That is nothing dis of course I have a while
• 1:01:44
  running back. Yeah, I don't see the toast. Where is that?
• 1:01:49
  It sounds like they ain't making no fucking money trying to get their money up.
• 1:01:52
  Because they make more money doesn't mean it's quality Americans like garbage. Yeah,
• 1:01:58
  yeah, that's guess that's why the mcgribbs back now exactly said mc ribs
• 1:02:01
  coming back. It's coming back already we're just speculating that video did come back.
• 1:02:07
  I said that ship just let come back. It just selects, yeah,
• 1:02:12
  select good good, which is snack raps coming back in twenty twenty five.
• 1:02:16
  I can't win shoes by Pillsbury. The pills Barry has got to be
• 1:02:20
  bigger than do they have a Bowl game? What is? And a giant
• 1:02:24
  toaster? Those very I don't know kells right, that's just yeah, it's
• 1:02:31
  got I mean, but the pills very dope. Boy. That was like
• 1:02:36
  the nigga in the nineties. It's all linement. That's a center, Steve
• 1:02:40
  the Cinnement. Speaking of centers, Alabama Center sucks world time. It was
• 1:02:46
  black called all all types of all types of na sayers, if that we
• 1:02:52
  talk about that. When I tell you I watched that clip at least like
• 1:02:58
  fifteen times, it was like it was funny because I really thought he was
• 1:03:04
  gonna say niggas all right, another context, right, he thought he was
• 1:03:07
  gonna say that. I know what way the way he set it up,
• 1:03:12
  and I know what you're talking about. I'm like, I really had that
• 1:03:15
  moment from like South Park where the nigga looked out and I'm like, is
• 1:03:17
  this nigga, is he really? What the fuck? So? And who
• 1:03:22
  the guy played for the nigga that day? The Alabama I don't know what
• 1:03:27
  Alabama doesn't know, college wide receiver all right. So it was on TV
• 1:03:31
  on ESPN on College Game Data Show. Obviously that's the show that talks about
• 1:03:37
  college sports, right for them, college football, college football, I'm sorry,
• 1:03:39
  college football. And they got Pat McAfee on there. He's kind of
• 1:03:45
  been the greatest, the best thing ESPN has done in a little while,
• 1:03:50
  I'm not gonna lie to you. So they were on College Game Day and
• 1:03:53
  the dude was talking about the Alabama quarterback and he was like, you know,
• 1:03:59
  he wears his own branded gear on or merch or brand on his on
• 1:04:05
  his uniform and it spells LANK and I'm like, l A n K and
• 1:04:12
  he was like it stands for let a nay say or no. And then
• 1:04:16
  Pat mcmane was like, I exactly, no, let unay. I was
• 1:04:24
  like, whoa I was a letter. I was like letter what? So
• 1:04:28
  I just saw the nay say a pro I didn't know. I didn't know
• 1:04:31
  the whole length, and I was like the say no. I was like,
• 1:04:34
  whoa bro? He thinking back, and I think it literally stands for
• 1:04:40
  nigga. I don't think just like truly Humbled under God. That's just some
• 1:04:46
  ship he made up. Truly Humble under God. There was another one that
• 1:04:53
  when he's around his nigga, he said, it's called it means let a
• 1:04:55
  nigga. I just can't put that through the patents. Let a n say
• 1:04:59
  your no. But yeah, he was like, I did not know that's
• 1:05:00
  what that meant. And everybody just started cracking up as Desmond Hadward and Joey
• 1:05:05
  Galloway were looking at him, like Joey Joey said, I thought it was
• 1:05:09
  going down. He was like, I thought it was going down out here,
• 1:05:13
  I thought, And then the other nigga started quiet. It was he
• 1:05:16
  was like, yeah, we thought that the whole time, thought that the
• 1:05:18
  whole time. Even the other white guy on the other hand, it was
• 1:05:23
  like he was you smooth, You was too smooth. But he's like,
• 1:05:28
  that's you didn't know that's what it meant that. It was crazy. That
• 1:05:30
  ship was funny as hell. It was crazy. On Twitter still they say
• 1:05:34
  yeah, they say like they say, you're please. That was stuff.
• 1:05:41
  That was good stuff. Should add better get it off, Get it while
• 1:05:48
  we're looking for something else. Years starting off good because uh, I'll tell
• 1:05:56
  you whatever that voice note that m J sent, Yes, that was violent.
• 1:06:00
  That was That was a lot as I've ever heard him speak. Run
• 1:06:08
  in the house. I thought that. I thought that felt playing might as
• 1:06:11
  well have been in the house. Yeah, anybody save it. I forgot
• 1:06:14
  to save it. You think I wouldn't save it? Please please pay right.
• 1:06:17
  That might be playing. We don't have to play. That's don't have
• 1:06:21
  to play that ship the fucking bowl. You want to play it out,
• 1:06:27
  I don't need permission. That his personal message. That was us he'd play
• 1:06:34
  that message. That's true. That's true. That ship would have been on
• 1:06:38
  the story I'm about to make, about to make that bitch your butt.
• 1:06:53
  He's dropping. He did something. It's windy though he was running. I
• 1:07:03
  had to turn my ship down when I play. I know exactly the hype
• 1:07:08
  move, but he probably was shitting down. Got up really fast. Yeah,
• 1:07:12
  just was just something shifted the wind. I was confused because I played
• 1:07:17
  that message. I was like, what's it? Everything so excited? Did
• 1:07:21
  he butt voice? But voice this? Damn? It wasn't intentional. It
• 1:07:28
  was violent. I was your man. I was I was rooted from Michigan.
• 1:07:31
  Run in the house. I can't. I'm glad I wasn't in the
• 1:07:34
  house. Merch on the dog scarphone family. Not a thought behind those eyes.
• 1:07:45
  He's just walking like looks really like, what the fun is? Not
• 1:07:48
  extra begging strip tonight. She got it, she got it. Everybody went,
• 1:07:55
  she was scared. Everybody my house knows. That's how our house is.
• 1:08:00
  Dodgers games, Michigan, that's how we're all like that. My mom
• 1:08:06
  sisters were all like that. I've been in there games. Yes, yeah,
• 1:08:10
  keenan thos kuand knows. Yeah, he knows like the yelling, he
• 1:08:16
  knows what why. He's a closet Giants fan. But but you know he's
• 1:08:25
  the whole family Giants fan. Then they have a picture Giants Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:28
  yeah, the whole family is just NFC East fans, the whole division.
• 1:08:33
  You've never seen Anothering Giant or fucking Redskins or Washington Football team or Commanders
• 1:08:40
  or whatever. Whatever. I think you're missing another team. I don't know
• 1:08:45
  if this is true. Now he's not missing it. No, yeah,
• 1:08:47
  those are the two teams that that's only ever supported. Yeah, but uh,
• 1:08:51
  it just happened to be bitter rivals. Apparently the the there's a group
• 1:08:57
  of people that's trying to get the commanders to change it back to the Redskins.
• 1:09:00
  Of course, no, no, no, no. I thought it
• 1:09:05
  was actually the Native American Native Americans trying to get a change back to the
• 1:09:10
  Redskins. It's a very minority fringe group. Amongst are those the coons of
• 1:09:13
  Native America. Yes, yeah, who knows, I don't know the real
• 1:09:19
  intentions, Red corn coons. Okay, they had that, yep, what
• 1:09:26
  it's crazy. Every minority group has there really, you know, Paul,
• 1:09:39
  that's Mike's Mike's Latinous or whatever it is. Every time the steel drum Caribbean
• 1:09:59
  still drum. I think the Latinos in the core Bongo still drums. Yeah,
• 1:10:04
  distant cousins. Yeah, we'll get them, well thought, we'll get
• 1:10:10
  them for you. Poor Donald, Poor Donald Trump. Mm hmmm. That
• 1:10:15
  it's the Puerto Rican Sorry, it's not just it's probably the Cubans. Both
• 1:10:21
  games, Yeah, they both came down to the last play. Literally,
• 1:10:27
  Yeah, Michigan came out to the last play. That was that was that
• 1:10:30
  was a horrible playing man. As as an Eagles fan watching that I'm like,
• 1:10:33
  huh that first time, and everybody is arguing about it, but nobody's
• 1:10:39
  pointing out if their right tackle held his ground for half a second, they
• 1:10:44
  probably would have scored. I don't want to have right tackle got pushed into
• 1:10:48
  the quarterback. Was he back and watch it was he got bully Bully.
• 1:10:57
  Yeah, it was a bigger, faster Strong. That's what I was told.
• 1:11:00
  I was wrong. I was a big fan Strong. I feel like
• 1:11:03
  having a play where you only have one option of what you can do as
• 1:11:06
  your last play is not a good play. But the snap was bad,
• 1:11:10
  and that right tackle got fucking I think I think for the sake of that
• 1:11:14
  moment, they should have threw the ball. They put the ball in the
• 1:11:16
  best player's hands, that's what they did. But let them but give them
• 1:11:19
  the option make a play. But I'm saying they have all had the Michigan
• 1:11:27
  corner of that blitz. He over pursued, he was beat. But yeah,
• 1:11:32
  but they got But I mean, yeah, what do you say got
• 1:11:40
  ten more? They get out played? The whole time was played. It
• 1:11:44
  was not coach they yeah, I mean the game went to overtime, so
• 1:11:49
  I ain't here it did. And then yeah, it did, But I
• 1:11:58
  feel like that is te in Michigan's favor. Does that make sense? Nah?
• 1:12:03
  Like we mean like it's one of those ones that like outside of Diehard,
• 1:12:10
  if you're if you are a casual fan, meaning not a Michigan or
• 1:12:14
  an Alabama fan, you expect Alabama to win that game. And it is
• 1:12:19
  against Alabama. It's a detrimental Alabama that that game is so close. Like,
• 1:12:23
  not knocking Michigan for having close game, but this isn't knocking Alabama for
• 1:12:27
  having close gaming historically historically recent history. Yea, within the past two three
• 1:12:32
  years, this team, what this team has been so like it is a
• 1:12:35
  prace Michigan to win that game. It is a knocked Alabama to be in
• 1:12:39
  that closer game in Michigan. Sure, yeah, but I mean it just
• 1:12:44
  shows out good that Michigan team really is. So I mean it would or
• 1:12:47
  how far Alabama is falling, how far they are? Where's Brice young thing?
• 1:12:53
  Yeah? It also proved to us that Florida state and had no business
• 1:12:56
  being nowhere. It need a ship. Shout out to them, nick is
• 1:13:00
  narrative. Shout out to them, niggas, nasty narrative. They deserve to
• 1:13:03
  be in ship and then didn't play none of their starters. You're speaking a
• 1:13:08
  lot for a team that should not have been there. Me. Yes,
• 1:13:11
  we Georgia should have been there. How we beat We beat Alabama? We
• 1:13:15
  beat Alabama. We don't have to talk about we beat Alabama. Who got
• 1:13:18
  Alabama beat Georgia? And who's the only one of those three teams to win
• 1:13:23
  a lot of transit of property? Who's the only one of those three teams
• 1:13:27
  to win the ball game? They won their games? Who's the only team
• 1:13:30
  of those three games they won their game against the niggas who got bumped out?
• 1:13:33
  Say, the only team of those three that won the ball game is
• 1:13:36
  Georgia. But to Florida State, Florida State, like twenty players, Florida
• 1:13:42
  State. Georgia did too. Georgia a bunch of kids too. But Georgia
• 1:13:45
  is better. Yeah, but Georgia exactly what it should have been the playoff
• 1:13:47
  Betterida. But you know, nigas, everybody, I don't know exactly,
• 1:13:54
  and that should have won the game. We already went over. We went
• 1:13:56
  over. The committee got it right. We got two amazing games. Yeah,
• 1:14:00
  the committee guy and for us got it right. For what But by
• 1:14:03
  what standard the standard of the best team. The two best teams are left?
• 1:14:06
  No, not the best team. They got a standard by by putting
• 1:14:10
  on the best games. I don't think that's the standard and the two best
• 1:14:13
  teams are left. That's what it was. Because that game last year TCU
• 1:14:15
  was a terrible game to watch. Fu TCU. That was a terrible game
• 1:14:18
  to watch. That's why that was terrible game to watch. So two great
• 1:14:26
  games. It was great. Can you should have never locked little? What
• 1:14:30
  did uh Oprah underpay somebody else? Again? Is that? When? No?
• 1:14:36
  So I wanted to ask because we were talking about started to talk about
• 1:14:40
  over a little bit, but then I wanted to ask, you guys,
• 1:14:43
  what's going on with It's like something's going on with Oprah and Taraji p Henson.
• 1:14:46
  Yeah, that's what I mentioned. What's going on with that? So?
• 1:14:49
  I mean, nobody really knows. It's just it's just more like speculation,
• 1:14:55
  speculator. Because between them they were taking a picture, it was like
• 1:14:58
  all the cast from the color purple. I still got to see. I
• 1:15:02
  heard it was good. Taraji was standing there, Oprah walks up. They
• 1:15:05
  slightly make eye contact and then they like look away from each other. And
• 1:15:10
  then when they're getting ready to take the picture, Oprah completely moves from standing
• 1:15:15
  next to Taraji and you kind of let everybody else stand next to her.
• 1:15:18
  It just looked weird, like it looked like they had beef. So yeah,
• 1:15:23
  so from that, people were like, yo, something's wrong and it
• 1:15:25
  looked like Taraji was about to cry, and Fancas just looking at it like,
• 1:15:28
  oh, you're good. Well, I know that the same people who
• 1:15:30
  are on the green screen and want to overhand everything. Probably it probably is,
• 1:15:35
  but also it did look like something was wrong because Oprah didn't even acknowledge
• 1:15:39
  her for real, like they like they looked at it. They looked at
• 1:15:42
  each other and then looked away. I was like that strange, like no
• 1:15:45
  high nothing, Yeah, and high in the elevator they could have They were
• 1:15:49
  at the fucking top of the impart. They building in the elevator together.
• 1:15:54
  This isn't like they just met. Yeah, yeah, of course, it's
• 1:15:57
  not like they just they were already together. Yeah, you know what I'm
• 1:16:00
  saying, it's the people. You know what I'm saying. It's a lot
• 1:16:01
  of speculations. It just looked it just looked weird. Cold. They were
• 1:16:04
  like cold, you've been in the Empire State Building and it was cold,
• 1:16:09
  like no, not at all. But I know recently that the RAGI was
• 1:16:14
  just an interview where she was saying that she's kind of like not being paid
• 1:16:17
  her worth. So that was recently. It could be maybe Oprah didn't want
• 1:16:23
  to pay her for she's talking about produced her career, career. It's a
• 1:16:30
  weird thing like but and people try to drag that and say she wants to
• 1:16:32
  get paid the same as time cruise ship. People just be making up all
• 1:16:35
  type of ship. She just wanted to be paid fair. Actors weren't getting
• 1:16:40
  shipped no, I mean, I mean unless you're in that top echelon,
• 1:16:45
  even barely that because I just saw some ship with Josh Brolin said he was
• 1:16:49
  Who's that he was? I didn't say that. Y'all don't know actors,
• 1:16:59
  man, And if your most famous characters, you yeah, is actually his
• 1:17:08
  face though his model, his face he's in. He's a ton of movies.
• 1:17:13
  You've seen, literally Americans. He's not in the upper echelon's actress.
• 1:17:19
  Come on, now, he's been fucking around for a while, Josh,
• 1:17:24
  you know this nigga name. Come on, he's not in the upper echelon.
• 1:17:28
  He's on the top actors. He's been around since the is like Robert
• 1:17:33
  have been around for a long time and come on, yeah watch his toob
• 1:17:42
  movies. Yeah, actually I might have to, like you started watching juicy
• 1:17:50
  guys, because you've been watching too many to be movies for as bad as
• 1:17:57
  it's entertaining. Like you like trash TV, I don't. There's a certain
• 1:18:00
  amount of trash you gotta take in. I didn't think it was gonna be
• 1:18:03
  that cable I watched, so I didn't think it was gonna bro Cable shot
• 1:18:08
  it. That was really that sat there cut away back well saying like actors,
• 1:18:15
  they weren't getting paid ship like even if they're in movies all the time,
• 1:18:18
  he was barely getting Like he said he was about to be broke.
• 1:18:21
  I mean, what is acting any I mean what I'm trying to look up
• 1:18:26
  this, Josh bro you always thought that I'm not. I'm not mad at
• 1:18:33
  that he was gonna say you. Denzel says he's living checked the Wilson can't
• 1:18:49
  get by. You ain't gonna believe who's living check the Jack Owen Wilson's brother.
• 1:18:55
  I'm watching TV in fast and furious nigga. If the rock said I'm
• 1:19:00
  surviving, I look at this. Where's the guild? Get somebody on the
• 1:19:08
  phone for you know that nigga can the nigga the niggas that are making money
• 1:19:15
  making was making the money. Ye know, we got we got bench players
• 1:19:18
  complaining about you know what I'm Sayingniga, you just six mans. You're still
• 1:19:21
  making brand. You know what I'm saying. Nobody's looking for you. Nobody
• 1:19:26
  can is not getting paid when he shouldn't. I'm so underpaid nigga training can
• 1:19:32
  be Look you got a jersey bitch. I want to be paid for the
• 1:19:40
  niggas. He don't get to pick his number. He's just getting here.
• 1:19:45
  Apple is yeah ship say Jody again, but she's trying to actor is going
• 1:20:00
  in the bankruptcy. I'm gonna feel kind of way. Yeah, you're gonna
• 1:20:05
  he's That's where Michael pools. He he's recognizable and transformers. I'm just saying
• 1:20:15
  top nigga talking about come on, was like, okay, but see how
• 1:20:19
  you say his name. You know I'm talking about you can't repeat the name
• 1:20:24
  that he said. He's most famous for a role. You know, see
• 1:20:30
  his face Bro's most famous are you're talking about Josh the like well known movies
• 1:20:36
  and nominated actors you about to take. I was waiting for back up doctor
• 1:20:43
  at the top of the pace so I can see the nigga's name, so
• 1:20:45
  I can say. Tom Hanks was talking about he's not getting baked, Johnny
• 1:20:50
  Depp, Josh Brolin, the fucking Tyresee he is not is not on his
• 1:20:57
  level that's got more money than apparently he kind of like is he like an
• 1:21:01
  No, he's talking about back in like a certain time Adrian Brody is that
• 1:21:06
  nigga terrees is not getting that much money. They're looking out for the young
• 1:21:11
  up and coming at getting this that much money, just like what Taraji is
• 1:21:15
  saying, like looking out for nobody else. She's hers, No, let
• 1:21:18
  fool you. Okay, sure, and she ain't saying Look she said women,
• 1:21:21
  she said said me me, I I mean no. She She also
• 1:21:27
  said, if I can't fight to get more money for me, what example
• 1:21:30
  my setting for the people is coming behind me. She did say that.
• 1:21:33
  So she's fighting for herself on behalf of Okay the show. I can't so
• 1:21:39
  by me. It's not there for me. First, it's not like she's
• 1:21:42
  doing it for other people. She's doing it for her first. Sure,
• 1:21:45
  so she's not okay whatever, don't you try to say get paid. Fine,
• 1:21:56
  but let's just call it what it is. Who is fighting for something
• 1:21:59
  that they're going through. They're doing it for them. You're trying to get
• 1:22:00
  your money, get your money on. I'm but you ain't no warrior.
• 1:22:05
  So so I'm mad at you. Martin Luther King didn't do what he did
• 1:22:10
  for us? Are you comparing to r No? No, I'm just saying
• 1:22:14
  so listen to me, I hear you. Just's no point that I have
• 1:22:23
  to go to the extreme. So I have to go to the streams.
• 1:22:27
  Martin there and said I can't vote and could we aren't getting paid? No,
• 1:22:33
  she said, if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to
• 1:22:36
  How are they supposed to get paid? That's what she said. Martin got
• 1:22:39
  there said if I can't vote, why can't my brother vote? He didn't
• 1:22:42
  say that. It was never me and then them, you got every speech
• 1:22:45
  you ever said. Cope said it. I hate you, so say deeply
• 1:22:51
  you got everybody get what you're saying. Yes, I get what he said
• 1:22:59
  to me to go to the extreme. So niggas will understand because if I
• 1:23:04
  like that, I didn't misunderstand you. I understood what you're saying. It's
• 1:23:08
  just blasphemy. Agree, blasphemous, it's blasphemy. Yeah, sure, blaster
• 1:23:16
  me pull up what Taji said. She was the money, it's wet,
• 1:23:23
  she fighting. She's right though she doesn't she deserves more money. And where
• 1:23:26
  the was Taji was complaining, now you wanna be an advocate? Where the
• 1:23:30
  are you at? Then? Is that? What is that? Why he
• 1:23:32
  says Monique was right because different because Monique, miss miss advocate, where were
• 1:23:39
  you? Then? She probably said something. I don't know. I don't
• 1:23:42
  remember every clip, but everything everybody said here is probably broke. You don't
• 1:23:46
  know either, So that we do know we hear it. We do because
• 1:23:53
  we hear it. When Monique was speaking up, she was on her own.
• 1:23:57
  Nobody was coming to help her. When it was about Monique, we
• 1:24:00
  didn't hear her. I was killing her. She was right, okay,
• 1:24:06
  And I to that Monique was the right point. I believe that that the
• 1:24:13
  two aren't correlated, but they're not there. They're not the same. Nonique
• 1:24:20
  Oprah was not getting paid her worth. It's just that they wanted her to
• 1:24:24
  do a promo and not paying for it, and she said no. Because
• 1:24:27
  she said no to them the black baller. It's not the fact that she
• 1:24:30
  wasn't getting paid her worth. What. No, that they literally Monique,
• 1:24:33
  they made her do like a test. It was like, basically, you
• 1:24:36
  gotta do one so to see your value and then we'll pay you. She's
• 1:24:41
  like talking about two different you're talking about netflixot, I'm talking about things,
• 1:24:50
  multiple things. I'm talking about the thing over her and Oprah and Tyler Perry
• 1:24:57
  wanted her to do a press one for for Precious but not pay her for
• 1:25:00
  it. So she's like, I'm not doing it if you're not paying me
• 1:25:01
  for it. That's the same fight. And because she said no, that's
• 1:25:05
  the same It is the same fight because she's not getting her worth. They
• 1:25:08
  would never do that to Denzel Washington. No, hold on, you would
• 1:25:12
  never do that to a bigger name act. It would never ask me to
• 1:25:14
  do base not. I have more questions, baseline, that's the same thing.
• 1:25:18
  You're in a movie. Stop stop, stop because you're about to ask
• 1:25:20
  questions. I'm about to answer right now. What the thing was in her
• 1:25:26
  contract she was supposed to do promo for the US, which she did,
• 1:25:30
  fulfilled and obligated. Now outside of that, they said, now we want
• 1:25:33
  you to press out overseas and she said, that's not in my contract.
• 1:25:39
  I'll do it, but you have to pay me to go overseas and do
• 1:25:43
  the press runs. And she said she basically said no, and they were
• 1:25:46
  like, that's they essentially blackballed her for that. HM, it's all about
• 1:25:53
  worth. I understand both sides. Unfortunately I do not. You understand why
• 1:25:58
  they didn't pay her. No, I understand why they wouldn't want to pay
• 1:26:00
  her again after that. I understand because they want They are people always want
• 1:26:06
  something for nothing. Of course they if you're if you're, if your popularity
• 1:26:14
  and your money is predicated off it comes down to they want something for I
• 1:26:18
  understand it. I'm not arguing that, I said, I understand both sides
• 1:26:23
  of her not wanting her saying she's blackballt and them saying, okay, well
• 1:26:27
  we don't want to work with her again after this situation. I don't understand
• 1:26:29
  that that's a bad standard. I don't see how that makes I don't want
• 1:26:31
  to work with you. Look at it from the other side, that's why
• 1:26:33
  I said, you look at the other side. The other side is selfish.
• 1:26:36
  Both sides are selfish. It's it's not okay. Let me ask you
• 1:26:40
  this. Does Monique benefit from going on the promo run? Yes, pay
• 1:26:43
  the contract, there's a contract that's by the contract. Does Monique benefit for
• 1:26:47
  going on the press run paid or unpaid? Does she benefit? Yeah?
• 1:26:50
  You think so? Yes. So Do I benefit from DJ and clubs for
• 1:26:55
  free? Yes? No, yes you do. Now you can get but
• 1:26:58
  to go to another club it doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. That ship
• 1:27:01
  does not happen. You know what happens. Then I'm asking you come back
• 1:27:03
  for free again the standard. It doesn't happen. I get that. Not
• 1:27:10
  mad at I'm not mad at her. But if that's what happens. If
• 1:27:15
  you're if you're selling a product and by you going out to this place is
• 1:27:19
  going to help sell the product, I understand why somebody who's with you in
• 1:27:23
  the product is going to be mad for you not going You paid me to
• 1:27:26
  do this, I understand. But now the product's gonna make more if you
• 1:27:30
  go do this. I think I think I think we need to base off
• 1:27:31
  this. Do the actors get paid off, how well the movie does do
• 1:27:36
  something? Who you are? They were just getting a flawery because if you
• 1:27:39
  just got I got paid this much just to do the movie, and that's
• 1:27:42
  it. To pay for the promo, Yeah, you can go fuck yourself.
• 1:27:45
  I'm not doing extra promo now. If that's the case, then I
• 1:27:47
  definitely understand. Now I'm more leaning towards dad, Like, if the movie
• 1:27:51
  sells more, you make more, but say okay, then but say say
• 1:27:55
  it's the first case, right, whichhould probably probably what it was for her,
• 1:27:59
  but just a flat rate. Yeah, like you gotta be. You
• 1:28:01
  got to be somebody to get a piece of the back end. Also,
• 1:28:04
  it's not like money is just like a no name. She wasn't big.
• 1:28:09
  If she was as big as she sees herself, she wouldn't be in this
• 1:28:12
  position. I feel like I understand, but finish I understand. I was
• 1:28:17
  gonna say, but that's kind of like a slight to her from them,
• 1:28:21
  like they Oprah and Tyler Perry, like y'all should be yo, know she
• 1:28:25
  is, why don't you treat her as such? But because because in their
• 1:28:28
  mind, she isn't who she is without them, Yes, that's so we
• 1:28:31
  are We talk about too nasty people, So about huh. I don't think
• 1:28:39
  that that that precious movie took Monique to a spot where she wasn't. That's
• 1:28:45
  her most popular movie by what, outside of her out and outside of comedy,
• 1:28:53
  that is her biggest work. It can be her biggest work. But
• 1:28:55
  I don't think that moved her to a different scale in Hollywood. A lot
• 1:29:00
  of what that level that she's done white people that I had never heard her.
• 1:29:03
  I found out Academy Award winner for that movie. That automatically puts you
• 1:29:08
  in. There's a different bang, it's a different realm. We other movie
• 1:29:11
  is close to that. She's especially basic movie other than that it's fat girls,
• 1:29:14
  especially on the inside, like with actual Hollywood people with fat girls.
• 1:29:18
  I don't think she has a movie close to that. She'll probably never get
• 1:29:21
  closer to. I understand her not wanting to do it for without being paid.
• 1:29:29
  I get that. I'm on I understand that. I'm not saying that
• 1:29:30
  that's wrong, but looking at it from okay, now our future relationships,
• 1:29:36
  I'm gonna blackball you for honoring your contract. I'm not if I don't understand.
• 1:29:41
  That's what I don't. I don't get like I understand that you might
• 1:29:44
  be mythic, but like I don't want to work with you anymore. Is
• 1:29:46
  kind of like, actually, I don't see I understand what you're saying about.
• 1:29:49
  I don't see how you could see that because you have to think about
• 1:29:53
  how business owners operate. Business owners like people who go above and beyond for
• 1:30:00
  their job something. I'm not arguing that. I agree arguing so so his
• 1:30:06
  thing. I believe I believe that her going So let's just say that she
• 1:30:12
  got the flat rate for the movie and then they said, you do the
• 1:30:15
  promos here, repay for that, But the extra stuff, the overseas stuff,
• 1:30:19
  we're not paying for that. I don't believe her doing overseas promos would
• 1:30:25
  have helped her career at that point. If she's just got a flat rate,
• 1:30:28
  will it help her career to not be black ball ken? Did she
• 1:30:31
  know she's gonna be black ball I didn't ask you that. No, no,
• 1:30:34
  that that's you can't have one without the other. Well, she didn't
• 1:30:38
  know that she was gonna be black balled. If you're going against two of
• 1:30:41
  the most powerful, fucking black people in Hollywood, you gotta know something.
• 1:30:45
  Okay, there's gonna be no promo including me, So maybe I don't know
• 1:30:49
  not I just told the two biggest people in my field of my race to
• 1:30:54
  fuck off. Who are? Who are? Who already have some shame that
• 1:30:59
  that's not the same, that's not the same kind of way. I think
• 1:31:04
  it's the way she went about it. Don't speak up against them, ke,
• 1:31:09
  It's very simple that that is how that industry works. If you speak
• 1:31:13
  out against me and you defied me, you're not gonna work anymore. We
• 1:31:15
  were just talking about how one guy was able to have an island because nobody
• 1:31:20
  spoke up against That's how that works. Because niggas need money. If you
• 1:31:25
  don't do what I say, I'm not punning. You don't do what I
• 1:31:30
  say and what I want, you're not gonna work. That's how that operated.
• 1:31:32
  Nigga was allowed to terrorize and never work with them again. I don't
• 1:31:35
  think that she thought that they would completely just smear her name through the whole
• 1:31:40
  industry. And damn, now you've got to make agree with quick Q because
• 1:31:44
  because it sounds like she didn't she thought she was bigger than what she was.
• 1:31:46
  She didn't realize, she didn't realize they were that's different both ways.
• 1:31:53
  She doesn't realize. Hold on, do you shut You can see both sides
• 1:31:57
  of this. Now you could get from it, but I don't. I
• 1:32:00
  just don't exerts all of those things you accepted. It's completely different. I
• 1:32:03
  don't accept I realized what it is. It's a sad face. I understand.
• 1:32:11
  I can see how this operates on the other side. It's one of
• 1:32:13
  those many things where it's wrong, but it is what I'm saying it is.
• 1:32:17
  It's real that way, it's real. You got to figure who you're
• 1:32:21
  dealing with, Oprah and Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry is a dude looking fired
• 1:32:26
  all his writers just so he's a good trophy. It doesn't e trophre.
• 1:32:31
  But Ship. The whole firing thing was years after the pressure ship. So
• 1:32:36
  like at that point, we haven't heard anything bad about Tyler Perry before Pressure.
• 1:32:47
  He just a point about who Tyler Perry is, his personality. This
• 1:32:51
  is this type of guy. You know that, But we know now at
• 1:32:55
  that moment, we did not know Tyler Perry moved like that. Yeah,
• 1:32:58
  but now that we know that, we can see why this is happening.
• 1:33:00
  But he's saying Monique at that point, did not have this history of behavior.
• 1:33:03
  Okay, that's that's fair, that's fine. How's that being naive?
• 1:33:10
  Because Haller Parry has always been uplifting black people. It's Christianity. That's what
• 1:33:17
  we knew, what she was that we we regular people know when we see
• 1:33:24
  ship like that in the background, minds a lot of us can be like,
• 1:33:28
  I can smell a little bullshit there. Now you someone who's famous,
• 1:33:31
  that are in these circles, that know these people, that know people that
• 1:33:34
  know these people more intimately, you might be able to be like, all
• 1:33:38
  right, that's all. There are billionaires, So Tyler Perry wasn't billion oi
• 1:33:41
  case was okay, he got more money than than than more money, a
• 1:33:47
  little bit of exploitation. Sure. So now it's Hollywood, that's all you
• 1:33:54
  gotta say. It's a cut throat industry. This ship is not nice and
• 1:34:00
  it ain't new either. It ain't never been nice, and nobody ever had
• 1:34:02
  anything nice to say. It's never been nice, never been new. I
• 1:34:04
  see what you mean. Now, So is it wrong to the black boys?
• 1:34:11
  But you got to play the game. You gotta play the game.
• 1:34:15
  And it all refurs back to her not playing the game, her speaking out
• 1:34:16
  for herself and nobody helped her. You got to play the game. That's
• 1:34:19
  all. It goes back to and now, which back to now. But
• 1:34:26
  this is why I say, this is why I say it benefits her because
• 1:34:31
  you get paid off of what most of the time, or you should right
• 1:34:34
  in my eyes, this is how it works. I don't know. You
• 1:34:36
  can disagree. Whatever you do a blockbuster like Precious, Blockbuster, Okay,
• 1:34:45
  you win an Academy an Academy you win, You win an Academy award.
• 1:34:53
  You do a movie as successful as Precious, you win, actors can tomato
• 1:34:59
  tomorrow. You you get it. You do Precious, you do good.
• 1:35:01
  The results speak for themselves. That's literally, like, so whatever you do
• 1:35:08
  to make that the most successful it can be, when you go back to
• 1:35:12
  the room for the next time, you have so much more leverage because like,
• 1:35:16
  look what we just can part. Look but I just did. So
• 1:35:19
  whatever you do, paid or unpaid to make that as successful as it is,
• 1:35:24
  that's all just leveraged in your next negotiations. Playing again, hold on,
• 1:35:27
  so you know that she was gonna get that award before she did the
• 1:35:30
  promo visits. You always have to push as if you're gonna So that's called
• 1:35:33
  believing in yourself. You have to you have to promote to get their award.
• 1:35:38
  You have to be like, Okay, I'm gonna go out there and
• 1:35:39
  do all of this so that I have a chance to win that. That's
• 1:35:42
  definitely looking at that, like, all right, if I do this,
• 1:35:44
  how does this benefit me? That's like being president on campaign. Do you
• 1:35:48
  know you're gonna win the game on Thursday? No? No, But are
• 1:35:51
  you still gonna watch film tomorrow they're gonna practice. Wow, you don't know
• 1:35:56
  if you're gonna win. You're still gonna prepare everything out of different No,
• 1:36:00
  you're still gonna put yourself in the best You're going to do everything you can
• 1:36:02
  to win their game, to win the game. Yes, those are two
• 1:36:05
  different things, but we can move on. You're doing everything you're powerful to
• 1:36:10
  be successful. That's that's what it is. Obviously it's two different realms,
• 1:36:15
  but it's the principles of preparation, the preparation and the preparation for outcome,
• 1:36:19
  the work to work without knowing the outcome. Yeah, I'm going to put
• 1:36:24
  myself in the best post position. This is going to work by faith,
• 1:36:27
  not by such talk about it like if she does, goes out and does
• 1:36:31
  everything possible to make that as possible. That gives her levers. The next
• 1:36:35
  time she goes in, you say no, fuck you, I'm not doing
• 1:36:39
  it. Pay me yea yah, at least a bad taste in their mouths.
• 1:36:42
  I'm not saying that, uh well, going on the radio and bad
• 1:36:46
  mouth you. That was after they did what they did. Keenan. Let
• 1:36:50
  me I tell you this is this is any boss of any company. If
• 1:36:53
  you tell me no, I'm not doing it till you pay me more,
• 1:36:56
  most of it gonna be like I find somebody else that's said that's a nigga
• 1:37:00
  that I do it for freet Yeah, there is. If you're the guy
• 1:37:03
  that is, Hey, it's four o'clock. I'm clocking out right now,
• 1:37:05
  and the BSS say, hey, can you stay till four ten and close
• 1:37:09
  these doors? Not that you pay me ten ten minutes more. You're not
• 1:37:12
  gonna be there very long, bro. Yeah. I think that boss isn't
• 1:37:15
  gonna call every job in the country and say, don't hire this person.
• 1:37:17
  Okay, But the next time somebody calls them, somebody calls them recommendation that
• 1:37:21
  don't you do nothing. He wants to help you you wouldn't put a recommendation
• 1:37:25
  of a place she got fired from. But okay, do you see how
• 1:37:29
  this is detrimental? Years It's okay, it's not fast came back to you
• 1:37:33
  be a detrimental Humans have egos, yes, all it is, especially Shellonaires.
• 1:37:41
  She was more, but she thought she was bigger when she was.
• 1:37:45
  That's that's unfortunate. But that's what it is. And it's not. It's
• 1:37:46
  not not saying it's fair. It's just no, it's not fair. Beat
• 1:37:49
  the system. Nobody's beat the system. You can't beat the system, especially
• 1:37:53
  is the system the Hollywood system. The system is said, she probably didn't
• 1:37:56
  think that the two black people were gonna screw over like white people wouldn't know
• 1:38:00
  why Africans couldn't have been slaves without Africans put them into slavery because the Portuguese
• 1:38:13
  quarter quo, the twenty five percent always comes out. And okay, fine,
• 1:38:18
  tell me how Africans becomes slaves with Africans put them in slavery. Are
• 1:38:21
  you mixed ranks to tell me? I told them, tell you just hit
• 1:38:25
  me, tell me, don't worry. You can't bitch. He said,
• 1:38:32
  yeah, you take some of the niggas. If they don't change the next
• 1:38:34
  nigga up, they can't do. They thought they was getting good traders on
• 1:38:39
  there was like they tricked them. They made it sound good, tricked them
• 1:38:44
  because they pulled up with guns, and they was like, take them niggas.
• 1:38:49
  They were afraid. Take them niggas. They know what was going on.
• 1:38:51
  They didn't know what was going on. They were here. The nig
• 1:38:55
  comes up with a flashmm ray cannon. Right now, I am selling keen
• 1:38:59
  enough, the real we'll take what side. But don't tell me that you
• 1:39:01
  don't know that niggas is come down now with a motherfucking plasma ray gun that
• 1:39:06
  will one shot, will fucking kill you and all your descendants, and we'll
• 1:39:12
  take ten thousand people. Are gonna take them somewhere else and life's gonna be
• 1:39:15
  way back back and kill them again. Life's gonna be way better over there.
• 1:39:19
  Ain't you can take them? Give me the ray gun, how many
• 1:39:21
  you want? Whole time the niggas up there getting penetrated, damn with the
• 1:39:27
  ray gun. I thought they was up there living better. They didn't like
• 1:39:33
  Scotty didn't live in better. That's a great movie, but Scotty doesn't to
• 1:39:45
  do that with Tyler Perry and and Oprah and then to go ahead and have
• 1:39:48
  the same fight basically with Netflix. Yeah, people are gonna about losing battles.
• 1:39:56
  Hold you, you're looking like them. Maybe it's a and and that's
• 1:40:00
  not saying and I'm not saying it right right, And I'm not saying that
• 1:40:03
  right. It looks away right. Unfortunately, it's sad. It's sad when
• 1:40:08
  you stand up for yourself and you're doing it, you're calling your husband daddy,
• 1:40:12
  like openly in public. Doesn't help. That's just different. That was
• 1:40:15
  crazy, like the old couple. You've seen the old couple on Twitter all
• 1:40:19
  the time, and she's buying her underwear and ship and no, what the
• 1:40:28
  hold too much? She on TikTok tweeting. It's like it's an old couplet
• 1:40:36
  they like sixty five, still going on dates and ship and she'd be showing
• 1:40:40
  like her underwear. Crazy. Somebody actually said, I want to see the
• 1:40:44
  tape. Disgusting, Send the video, Send the video. Send the video
• 1:40:47
  is disgusting. Yeah no, but well, last thing about this Oprah thing
• 1:40:54
  and Monique, Right, So the reason I brought that up was I said,
• 1:40:59
  the last I saw a video of when he's talking about when I guess
• 1:41:03
  Oprah invited her on the show. Oh oh yeah, Oprah invited Monique,
• 1:41:09
  which was kind of this is kind of crazy. Now this also this is
• 1:41:13
  this, Yeah, that was fucked up. Now. I don't know if
• 1:41:15
  this is before the precious thing or after the pressures thing. But if it
• 1:41:18
  was before hot damn or even if it was after, either way, it's
• 1:41:24
  fucking crazy. So basically what happened was Monique as a child, she was
• 1:41:30
  molested, raped by her brother who yeah, like for a long time in
• 1:41:35
  her childhood, right, So basically what was going on. I guess Oprah
• 1:41:42
  said, like her brother and her family wanted to come on the show.
• 1:41:47
  Just the brother at first, just the brother at first, just the brother
• 1:41:50
  I wanted to come on the show, the one that was the one that
• 1:41:55
  was doing the ship. I wanted to come on Oprah show with Monique.
• 1:42:00
  Wasn't with Monique just by himself, just by himself, just by himself,
• 1:42:04
  that's right. He wanted to a show with Oprah to basically, you know,
• 1:42:09
  talk about what he did, and like his angle was he was going
• 1:42:14
  to help families and parents look out for the signs of this going on.
• 1:42:19
  Who do anyone want to hear? I mean, hey, hey, bro
• 1:42:24
  hey, I mean hey, whatever, what we don't got to get into
• 1:42:29
  the implications and what that does. That's unfortunate. That was his idea.
• 1:42:34
  That's disgusting. Why Oprah heard this idea and said I want to even pursue
• 1:42:39
  it. Whatever. It's like using a murderer to catch another murderer. Yeah,
• 1:42:43
  what type of extra is that? Sure? Like, I mean that's
• 1:42:48
  exactly yeah, it is the same thing. So she was like, all
• 1:42:55
  right, basically call Monique was like, do you want to come on?
• 1:42:59
  She was like fuck no, basically like like, I don't want nothing to
• 1:43:03
  do with him. It's okay if you do it with him, but I
• 1:43:08
  know I don't want any part of it. I want nothing to do with
• 1:43:11
  it. And then Oprah was like, well, all right, but if
• 1:43:14
  you want to I'll cancel it. She'll say, basically said, if you
• 1:43:20
  don't want it to happen, I will not make it happen. He won't
• 1:43:24
  be on the show at all. There will be no show. And she
• 1:43:29
  was like she kind of blige said thank you, and she had was under
• 1:43:32
  the impression that there was gonna be no show. Did she say to cancel
• 1:43:38
  it? So she didn't say cancel it, but she I think pretty much
• 1:43:45
  she was saying that if you do it, that's fine, but just no,
• 1:43:50
  I won't have no parts of it. I want nothing to do with
• 1:43:53
  it. So it pretty much at it like that was the overall consensus.
• 1:43:59
  Oprah said, if you's uncomfortable, there will be no show. And I
• 1:44:04
  forget what she said to that, I forget. But either way this happened,
• 1:44:09
  didn't then it happened, we can we can watch it happened, worse
• 1:44:13
  happened. Worse. What happened was not only did they have to show with
• 1:44:16
  her brother, they had the rest of her family on without her there.
• 1:44:24
  And like Oprah didn't tell her that she was bringing the rest of the family
• 1:44:30
  on because Monique and her mom had like a big spat because her mom was
• 1:44:34
  she she said her her mom was greedy, so I'm guessing she was probably
• 1:44:36
  like abuse, she's having a problems her mom money and ship. And she
• 1:44:40
  was like if I would have knew that she was having my parents and I
• 1:44:43
  would tell her, fuck no, can't do that ship. Now, don't
• 1:44:45
  do that ship. And then you want to be on the show with them
• 1:44:48
  on top of that, and you did it anyway, and you did it
• 1:44:53
  anyway, I mean, Oprah does not care about black people. Yeah,
• 1:45:00
  it was you, You're moving them from Sorry. But yeah, So like
• 1:45:04
  I'm guessing that was before before the Precious thing. I almost hope. I
• 1:45:09
  almost hope it was because like Monique when she was talking about it, she
• 1:45:14
  was like the fact that she called me and made sure I was okay with
• 1:45:16
  it. I fuck with her like like that's a good ship. Then she
• 1:45:20
  went right with me. Yeah, but then she went out and then brought
• 1:45:24
  the rest of the family on that she don't funk with. And it's like,
• 1:45:28
  now you try to blindside me with that. It's kind of like she
• 1:45:30
  told she told half the half the truth. Now now I don't want to
• 1:45:34
  be the dead horse. That happened before that. It was after Prescious becau
• 1:45:39
  Precious for two out of nine. This happened on her show with you was
• 1:45:43
  after Precious Precious based off the years, Yeah, but we don't know the
• 1:45:47
  time. Well, yeah, we do. We do know the timeline because
• 1:45:50
  it was she bro that's tough, that's yeah. The talk show was in
• 1:45:55
  twenty ten. Uh, Precious came out to twenty two thousand thousand. Hey
• 1:46:01
  man, so they blackballed, didn't ask to be on the show, And
• 1:46:04
  that was probably the next that was that when message like yeah, also that
• 1:46:13
  to me, that proves like how out of touch some of these people really
• 1:46:15
  do be Like I don't think they be out of touch. They don't care.
• 1:46:19
  That's they don't even think that way. You were trying to say,
• 1:46:26
  these are this is the thinking of these people, like these are not great
• 1:46:30
  people at some point. I don't know where the disconnect. I don't know
• 1:46:34
  what what dollar marketing happens that position being nice? You don't everybody thought Ellen
• 1:46:41
  was the nicest person in the world. Look at that that ship crashed?
• 1:46:45
  What what What did you see in Ellen that make you not believe that she's
• 1:46:47
  a white woman? That's it because her shows are always just so popping,
• 1:46:51
  so like you wouldn't think that she was an asshole. I'm not even gonna
• 1:46:55
  say white women think there's nothing just me. I don't know if that's because
• 1:46:58
  I'm a jaded person. I don't trust perfection. She was never perfect.
• 1:47:02
  When I see somebody that looks too perfect, I think, don't trust the
• 1:47:05
  run. I don't trust the rock. Oh yeah, no, we don't
• 1:47:08
  trust. No, he probably got people taught up in his basement right now.
• 1:47:12
  I don't trust. I don't trust it. I didn't think I see
• 1:47:15
  people that are too like it's if the rock somewhere down the line once invest
• 1:47:20
  in this podcast, we would like happily enjoyed. I trust them, then
• 1:47:24
  trusty. I don't see anything to trust. He might about the crack kill
• 1:47:34
  this. We gotta ron he might be. He might be one of like
• 1:47:41
  four. I feel like he's still small enough where it's like, all right,
• 1:47:44
  I can trust, but he ain't. Yeah, that's where that stuff
• 1:47:47
  happens. He's not running food network. He turned up once. I see
• 1:47:50
  him sign that. Once he started touring the world doing soul foods stores in
• 1:47:58
  Korea, I'm like, all right, enough, it's enough nigga, let's
• 1:48:01
  bring him down. Well, I mean, I say, Jimmy Fallon went
• 1:48:04
  through it recently. Really yeah, he had what are you talking about?
• 1:48:10
  With people on his show. They were complaining about him, saying that he
• 1:48:12
  was like, oh yeah, he was always known to be. Niggas don't
• 1:48:15
  get that successful being nice, Like they expect you to work as hard as
• 1:48:17
  they work. The hour he was it was eighth percent of the pay.
• 1:48:26
  I think he might have just been an asshole. He was just unprofessional different.
• 1:48:30
  I'm just saying all like it's all one big either way, I'm saying
• 1:48:32
  the picture he paints, they worked so hard, they're entitled to act this
• 1:48:36
  way. I know I could see him being that person. I loved him.
• 1:48:41
  I don't trust it when he when your image is too squeaky clean,
• 1:48:45
  what you're doing anything come out? You didn't. He wasn't Jimmy Fallon.
• 1:48:50
  I thought Jimmy Fallon was going to be squeaky clean. Nah, I know
• 1:48:54
  he was doing cool. Well. I mean they're all doing coke. Shout
• 1:48:58
  out John Moline drinking water? What is that's like? That's like me drinking
• 1:49:03
  water like water at the gym. Speaking of I said, I don't know
• 1:49:11
  if you want to talk about Dave Chapelle. Did everybody watched it. I
• 1:49:13
  didn't get to watch it. I didn't watch it. Median to watch it.
• 1:49:16
  It was pretty funny, but you know he did do the like he
• 1:49:19
  had a call, he had two comedian didn't watch the Commedian. Yeah,
• 1:49:23
  I'm mad, I'm working on it. Try to watch it. But somebody
• 1:49:27
  can't find a remote. You could have watched it before you got here.
• 1:49:30
  I was at the game. That was my attention. My attention was to
• 1:49:32
  get here and watch it. You know it was it was funny? Did
• 1:49:35
  it just today, New York? I'm sorry New Year's E thirty first,
• 1:49:41
  just hold off, give us a chance to watch it. I mean,
• 1:49:43
  half the ship is on Twitter right now, Like the first joke was crazy.
• 1:49:45
  I was too busy watching ship was Shoot, that was funny. Did
• 1:49:50
  you like it? I did? Yeah? Yeah, And from the overall
• 1:49:55
  consensus that I saw a lot of people liked it too, he was really
• 1:49:58
  funny. Yeah, that's what I I don't like it, and I obviously
• 1:50:01
  I haven't watched it. It was really funny. I haven't watched it.
• 1:50:04
  But this is what I don't like. When people don't like something the comedian
• 1:50:09
  does, they want to hate it all of it. They want to say
• 1:50:12
  it's not funny, or he's not funny. It due visioness history, like
• 1:50:15
  this person was never funny. They said ship Kevin Hart was funny. Yeah,
• 1:50:20
  I'm like, what type of remedial ship are you on? Comedy is
• 1:50:27
  subjective, and unfortunately it's very subjective because I'm sure somebody was like, dang't
• 1:50:30
  cook is better than Dave Chappelle, Larry the Cable Guy. It's not about
• 1:50:36
  subjective. It's about like using like hyperbole to discredit somebody's work. Because I
• 1:50:43
  never heard nobody say that until after these things where he was offending people.
• 1:50:47
  I never heard nobody say Kevin Hart was funny the da never was that other.
• 1:50:53
  I don't think anybody, I don't believe in the history of these two
• 1:50:56
  being out at the same time that nobody's ever said that you should. It
• 1:51:00
  was not a popular statement to make. That is not a thing that was
• 1:51:02
  common. No, I would say, I would say it is because you
• 1:51:06
  know, people as soon as the new Heart would say he's better than Davepelle,
• 1:51:12
  that's not he loves that. He loved Dave too much. Was.
• 1:51:15
  It's just all subjective, so it is it all depends on what you like.
• 1:51:17
  Is because they'd say or do something you don't like. Now we want
• 1:51:21
  to do revisionist history. Cancel cold like he can never be funny, He
• 1:51:26
  was never funny. Calm the funk down. I mean, Kevin Hard had
• 1:51:30
  the whole thing with the dollhouse joke, that old ass. This is what
• 1:51:35
  I'm saying, like nothing compared to that ain't ship, compared to what Dave
• 1:51:40
  Chappelle was saying and this ship. I mean, he had an Asian joke
• 1:51:44
  in there. Y'all gonna love it. I mean, I thought he was
• 1:51:47
  leaving those behind. So it's just like a little like because he said he
• 1:51:51
  was going to stop talking about what he does, but the way, but
• 1:51:56
  the way, but her jokes without telling, without doing it. That was
• 1:52:01
  the first He didn't tell any trans jokes, but he told what he did
• 1:52:06
  Joe. It was. It was kind of genius, actually that that's what
• 1:52:10
  he carry is that is that in this one? Yes, didn't he say
• 1:52:15
  that whole bit. He didn't mentioned trans until the last word. Last Yeah,
• 1:52:18
  last joke. The whole thing was about Jim Carrey. The punchline.
• 1:52:25
  It was that black clip was diamones long. He said trans one time.
• 1:52:29
  One time, clip is over. He said something. That's how I feel
• 1:52:34
  about tans. Is it a Jim Carrey jokers? A trans joke? It's
• 1:52:42
  kind of both, like it's a trans joke. It was funny, though,
• 1:52:45
  bro, it doesn't make it that funny. The last guy from that
• 1:52:46
  ship, it was so out of left field. Bro, it was.
• 1:52:53
  I mean it was on man, listen, you'll be all right, all
• 1:52:58
  it is tighten up, nigga, Like I'm listen, yeah, listen,
• 1:53:02
  I don't care yo, listen, Yeah, I think stop watching it if
• 1:53:06
  you really feel don't like, let's not make let's not let's not lie.
• 1:53:13
  He not funny to you maybe, or these joke's not funny to you.
• 1:53:16
  Let's not say Oh really he really wasn't that funny to begin with? Cout
• 1:53:21
  down, y'a you don't like all right, listen what it's the same thing,
• 1:53:28
  but go ahead saying them with Matt raf No, the same thing you
• 1:53:31
  just said. Yeah, yeah, Michael was just doubling down. Yeah,
• 1:53:36
  but like there was more inflection on on on one side of it that made
• 1:53:40
  it seem like it was different. No, just beating into your head because
• 1:53:45
  what Mike really want to say is it's not that subjective and you're just being
• 1:53:47
  fucking stupid and off. You're just saying something because you don't like him.
• 1:53:53
  Right now. Yeah, it's like that, says Lebron. That's I say
• 1:53:58
  that because I don't like that, nigga. But it's not a smart thing
• 1:54:00
  to say. It happens to so many people. It's not a real actual
• 1:54:03
  basketball analysis thing to say. That's why that happens to everybody. That's what
• 1:54:08
  happened. He did it. But Tori Susie s, I haven't ship,
• 1:54:13
  but that is a criminal. He is that niggas No, no, no,
• 1:54:17
  that nigga is. I get I get it, I get it,
• 1:54:19
  but people I get it, like Ship or even like not even her,
• 1:54:27
  even with Meg, She's she was the victim. People like love her music
• 1:54:30
  has anyway, like nobody was saying that before. You just don't like what's
• 1:54:32
  going on. You don't like. It's just the situation changes people's tones.
• 1:54:36
  Its Internet like bad erat stop doing it because you keep watching the ship And
• 1:54:46
  as soon as he puts out a special, it's the whole Google news pages.
• 1:54:50
  Danger Danger, Brown's under fire, danger nigga. I don't know if
• 1:54:55
  you know this. Guys, Comedians are troll. If I make ten miss,
• 1:55:02
  I might tell you I'm telling them, I'm firing them off. If
• 1:55:05
  I know. Every time I tell some some fucked up jokes eight figures,
• 1:55:13
  every time I'm getting the pen ready, it's it's going off. Duh yo,
• 1:55:19
  hate watching, still watching, still bringing the money, the views,
• 1:55:26
  count the state. There's no separate category for hate views, and they deduct
• 1:55:29
  the money back. Sorry, thumbs down doesn't mean means you're washing enough to
• 1:55:34
  give it a thumbs down. Dickhead put money in their pocket doesn't give the
• 1:55:40
  view. Imagine you're telling a nigga go fuck himself as you give him money.
• 1:55:44
  You're an asshole as you're pulling money out of your pocket to give him
• 1:55:48
  what you said, I said, that's us watching the comments section. I
• 1:55:53
  was every time I see a view this fact. I don't know about the
• 1:55:58
  n W. Sure they gaves me pussy. Thanks, thanks for the rose,
• 1:56:04
  thankhoul rose. Wow, make sure to get thank you fu face,
• 1:56:09
  thank you, thank you fu face. Oh yeah, jokes, but I
• 1:56:15
  don't even know it was the whole special even that, Like how many did
• 1:56:18
  he make? There's just one, so there's a couple of throw oh how
• 1:56:24
  many trends throughout the special? It was that was the main one. But
• 1:56:28
  he like mentioned he said it like maybe like two or three times. But
• 1:56:30
  it wasn't like actual jokes. He was just talking like he was being Dave
• 1:56:33
  Chappelle. Like at one point it's like, damn, is this a joke?
• 1:56:36
  And then a punchline of this Nias crazy. It's very like, it's
• 1:56:42
  very mild compared to the last three that we've got, Like it's very spoken
• 1:56:46
  word comedy. Yes, like very much. Not as much as the one
• 1:56:49
  in Ohio. I was outside, not like not like that, not like
• 1:56:54
  that one when there was pretty much no jokes. That was like that was
• 1:56:57
  like, I'm like, is he all right? Like? But now this
• 1:57:00
  was an intervention of her. It's jokes the whole time. But it sounds
• 1:57:03
  like he's like, can I tell a long story? And it was just
• 1:57:06
  a long ass joke. It was twenty minutes. This is he's a genius.
• 1:57:13
  I don't care. Nobody said now he's a comedy genius. He just
• 1:57:16
  pepper ship in where it don't even belong, like I'll never forget when he
• 1:57:20
  did the one thing I don't know if that was written, but I believe
• 1:57:23
  it wasn't. When he was like, yo, I just make up jokes
• 1:57:25
  right now, I just go on a fish bowl And then he did that
• 1:57:28
  and I kicked her in the pussy. He just told this story about one
• 1:57:30
  to have stuffing, bro, and it wasn't And then he kicked I'm like,
• 1:57:35
  you can't touch this nigga. You can't because he made that ship sound
• 1:57:40
  very easy. Yeah, it made you like he forgot about it, then
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  Hart and Chris Rock, I mean question. Oh yeah, we always got
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  I don't know. Maybe maybe it's just me. I don't hold Chris Rock
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  know, it's it one of the greatest. Maybe it's just me. I
• 2:03:01
  don't hold them to those things. Whether I don't hold them to that life.
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  show getting canceled in that Toochelle his actual show, he had a but that
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• 2:08:35
  be a Patreon episode. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Mm hmm.
• 2:08:43
  What's something you've witnessed that made you lose faith in humanity? I'll regularly
• 2:08:46
  have people open the front door to my job, see me standing behind the
• 2:08:50
  register in full uniform, then walk away. They'll come back and say,
• 2:08:54
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• 2:09:05
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• 2:09:09
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• 2:10:30
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• 2:13:56
  next one, Patreon. Still we've got a few. Would you rather have
• 2:14:01
  insects the size of German shepherds or I guess normal other animals, mammals the
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  and as the size of German shepherd. They're just gonna take it, take
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  so loud what they live. Did you see that? Oh? Did you
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  see a recent picture of an ant's face? Like zoomed in that. There's
• 2:14:58
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  Like spiders please like Harry Potter, No Australia. Sorry, bads, I'm
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  walking around with flamethrowers on a nigga. A mosquito the size of mosquito would
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• 2:16:24
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  harvest to make it that big. Yah, that's a lot of rule caterpillars
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  worms. Oh hell no, no, Yeah, that's an easy answer.
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  That's the easiest I've ever had in my life. The trail of slug would
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  it. What's gonna do to you? It's just gonna be. It's just
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  ass answer. I'm sorry, go ahead, bunny. The size of a
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• 2:17:37
  game, all right. Here was the voice of when the animals, that's
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  what should be up there. It is that, nigga, but that also
• 2:17:48
  counts for birds. And I feel like a car is not a mammal,
• 2:17:52
  or doesn't say that's an animal is already limited? Yeah, but got that.
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  No nigga came around shotguns, dules are already big. They're already big.
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  an abnormal. I just walked fast. That's a ten centimeter coming. It's
• 2:18:39
  just a nigga with a big ass head. Oh yeah, So how do
• 2:18:43
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  Why don't I like bullets? And he's just walking into the city?
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  Is that? Oh my god? Is that normal? Like it's good,
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  it's good. Only did this first eat him so far? But like I
• 2:19:05
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  he will. I'm sure he will, but he better, but he still
• 2:19:13
  has his moments. But then ultimately nigga, he tightens up. No pun
• 2:19:20
  attended her next question. Yeah, I have ADHD So when y'all go off
• 2:19:26
  track, it makes it better because I may be thinking of the same things.
• 2:19:31
  Yep, you're in the right place. This is not a podcast for
• 2:19:33
  focused people at all. That's want to focus on a lot of different things.
• 2:19:37
  Sorry for the disorientation makes them feel seen. You all are mm hm.
• 2:19:43
  Next question, what is the funniest inconvenient curse you can think of?
• 2:19:48
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• 2:19:54
  the most inconvenient for you. Yeah, look, or no, or same
• 2:19:58
  thing. Just an inconvenient curse, like every time you walk in your house.
• 2:20:01
  Provide an example. Every time you walk in your house, you have
• 2:20:05
  to walk through your house to the back door and then go back inside,
• 2:20:09
  just like inconvenient. Yeah, but it's it's not really I don't know,
• 2:20:13
  harmful. I don't like this at all. Every time every time you peter
• 2:20:18
  poop, you have to take a shower. Yeah, wait, every time,
• 2:20:24
  that's just your curse. That's your curse. I actually thinking of actual
• 2:20:28
  curses. I'm over here, like what he said, Like I was like,
• 2:20:35
  maybe like pussy around, like that's like actual curse. Yeah, how
• 2:20:41
  was it inconvenient? That's why I wish it would gave an example. I
• 2:20:46
  wish there was an example, That's why I was like, curse, That's
• 2:20:50
  what I was at very first for the first like three seconds, and then
• 2:20:52
  I my brain clicked in. Yeah, I mean that's what happens when it's
• 2:20:56
  two o'clock. So oh, y'all got it. I just made that one.
• 2:21:03
  I don't know. Having to fill up your car every time you get
• 2:21:05
  into it, having to get gas every time you get in the car,
• 2:21:09
  every single time. I might just walk. Yeah, I'll definitely have an
• 2:21:16
  electric car if that's the case. I hate getting gas, man, really
• 2:21:20
  hate it. I hate it pace to do it. It's just like I
• 2:21:24
  just don't like waste my time. You would not last in like Virginia,
• 2:21:28
  my boy, when I pump my own gas. I lived in Florida,
• 2:21:31
  you hated more, nah because you hated less. When you don't, I
• 2:21:37
  can just get out and do it here, I just gotta wait and how
• 2:21:39
  long. That's why you're driving to the nigga ain't doing ship? Yeah?
• 2:21:43
  The gas tennant bullshit? Sometimes exactly finding the gas right there, it doesn't
• 2:21:48
  always happen. I see, he just got finished over there. Back in
• 2:21:52
  there was a type of niggas that go around the puppet. Back in the
• 2:21:54
  wrong direction, nigga. You guys believe I'm right next to that niggas I'm
• 2:21:58
  next. I'm weak. M I got no know. Every time you peek,
• 2:22:07
  you gotta poop. Every time you poo. Wow, well that's why
• 2:22:11
  every time you poop everything. Every time you poop, you do have to
• 2:22:13
  pee. But every time you pee, you don't have to poop. Mm
• 2:22:16
  hmm. Every time pee, you gotta poop. Yeah, that's kind of
• 2:22:22
  crazy. Every time you microwave food, it's only half warm. That should
• 2:22:26
  happened to me now, because only press thirty seconds. You always go for
• 2:22:28
  double the time normal with you, all your cook times in life are doubled.
• 2:22:35
  Anything that takes the recipe it takes normally an hour, you have to
• 2:22:37
  do it for two hours. If it takes a minute of microwave, you
• 2:22:39
  gotta do it for two minutes. What about like a crock pot, get
• 2:22:43
  caught up with fucking rumble? Still skin the fun happen. You're gonna be
• 2:22:46
  in that beef for like a next day. It's a two day roast beef.
• 2:22:50
  Set this in the middle of the night. Damn three day period.
• 2:22:54
  Tacos. I don't know what to tell you. They mighty call them transmissing
• 2:22:56
  fuel tacos. Oh you can This one will kill me. You can never
• 2:23:03
  order delivery. You have to go get your food all the time, dark
• 2:23:11
  starved. You can never get delivery, stark if you might less, people
• 2:23:18
  ain't got worry about not getting it. So I'll lose waiting to hurry because
• 2:23:22
  all fucking starve you. I gotta get up and get my I want to
• 2:23:30
  take a water sandwich. Please? What you doing trying to make a trip
• 2:23:37
  for me? Every time you want to change the channel, the remotes across
• 2:23:41
  the room. M nigga, that's like living here remote right now? You
• 2:23:48
  don't even know what Seriously, where is it? Where is it? But
• 2:23:58
  we're not changing so we can't even turn the TV channel right now? Where
• 2:24:03
  is it? I don't know what. It would be great if it was
• 2:24:07
  across the room, which it probably is, sounds about right, I don't
• 2:24:11
  know that is that? Yeah? Every time we come in this bitch and
• 2:24:18
  the remote was nowhere to be found, you would think about the third week
• 2:24:22
  in a row we can't find remote. We would start putting it somewhere when
• 2:24:24
  we leave. I couldn't even tell you, Yeah, on the table here,
• 2:24:35
  that's a good idea, and youth is the future that she got leg
• 2:24:41
  five six grown ass niggas in here. We're gonna put this guy there.
• 2:24:46
  We need want to remote bags, you know, No, we need to
• 2:24:50
  attach it to a piece of wood, little hall pass. It would have
• 2:24:56
  big key chain on it. Bell. We mean, we just we just
• 2:25:01
  seriously suggested one hundred plus dollar air tag. They're not that much, but
• 2:25:07
  they're more than they need to be more than free. He could just leave
• 2:25:11
  it on the table. Nobody probably said it, but one, probably one
• 2:25:18
  person was like, it's not a bad idea. If not a bad idea,
• 2:25:26
  Edward, that's all our Patreon questions. So here's some normal questions.
• 2:25:31
  Let's get some normies out there. Yeah, well, brokie question, if
• 2:25:35
  all modern weapons, if all modern weapons went away, what are you carrying
• 2:25:41
  now? Sword? Mini crossbow slinging about? David? Not gonna fucking slink.
• 2:25:50
  I've seen some serious slingshots, though, I don't know if you've seen
• 2:25:52
  on TikTok or anything. I ain't got the patience for that. Don't care
• 2:25:56
  the musket give me a now, I just can't have it. I'm gonna
• 2:25:58
  have a sharp brass katana. Yeah, ship yeah, sharp, y'all seen
• 2:26:05
  bullet train. If I'm us maybe a bow and arrow. Honestly, I'm
• 2:26:11
  doing that ship here and just pressing it mm hmm, like you're going,
• 2:26:16
  archer if I learned how to do it, you know. But that's that's
• 2:26:20
  what about. You got a strange Yeah, somebody's up in your face.
• 2:26:24
  You're gonna I mean, you still got the arrows up. I cut your
• 2:26:35
  elbow right, don't don't let them get to the clothes. That's you know
• 2:26:39
  what. Shar which was still around for ship like this Warrior, That is
• 2:26:45
  where that was a good shape. Niggas. White TV was a great network.
• 2:26:48
  It was a thousand ways to die slam ball all that ship just came
• 2:26:52
  on and ball the m X scenes. Yeah, MX, it's stupid ship.
• 2:26:58
  That was my shit. That was good. I watch a lot.
• 2:27:01
  I'll never get the one dude that like he wanted to test the windows of
• 2:27:05
  like he was like in a high fucking building. He's like, Yo,
• 2:27:09
  these windows are strong. I could just run through it and it won't break.
• 2:27:11
  And then he ran through it and it fucking broke and he felled those
• 2:27:13
  death that you know that thousands died. That happened at my school. What's
• 2:27:18
  pit na. Yeah, it was a grateful dead show at like the basketball
• 2:27:24
  stadium, whatever you want to call it, Peterson Event Center. What are
• 2:27:26
  the odds? And they said he got They said he got in like a
• 2:27:31
  three point stance on the second level and just ran at the glass window.
• 2:27:37
  And he didn't think was he drunk? Was he like? Was it?
• 2:27:39
  I mean it's a concert. And he went straight through the glass, fell
• 2:27:46
  to the next level and died. So, yeah, honorable death. But
• 2:27:52
  I don't think that's worse than the guy that brought the Kyle Hert on the
• 2:27:54
  internet, hooked it up to a car battery, stuck his dick in and
• 2:27:56
  got electrocuted. That was Wow, that's embarrassed. Question, Yeah, that's
• 2:28:03
  embarrassed. You you get people coming on your dead bady, on your dead
• 2:28:07
  body with your digging the cow heart hooked up to a car battery. Yes,
• 2:28:13
  what do you get? Because because when he hooked it up to the
• 2:28:18
  car battery, you know, started started pulsing. Wow, he's a real
• 2:28:22
  freak freaked out. Actually, it's better that he died, honestly, because
• 2:28:28
  I ain't telling what you're trying to make like a living flesh light living.
• 2:28:33
  I need I need this thing to be moving. I wanted to feel feeling
• 2:28:41
  pulsing. It's a little too a little too dead for me. I need
• 2:28:48
  to feel every He had to go. Yeah, we're grateful he's dead.
• 2:28:56
  Great, gotta leave some gotta leave some people, all right. Next question,
• 2:29:03
  you at the club. It's a vibe. You look down and see
• 2:29:07
  a dollar. You're picking it up the club? Yes, mikel keenan easy,
• 2:29:13
  easy, Yes, I think I've done that before. So I got
• 2:29:16
  I picked up two nichols as fucking Silk City. I'm like, oh,
• 2:29:18
  okay, I ain't picking up Nichols. I have a whole change drive.
• 2:29:24
  I've always what are you gonna do it? I'm not picking up a pan,
• 2:29:28
  doesn't a quarter? I might certain I might pick up a quarter.
• 2:29:35
  I'm picking up pick up a quarter, I might, I'll. I don't
• 2:29:39
  pick up money in the club. If I'm not in the club, if
• 2:29:39
  I'm just somewhere walking, yeah, I'll pick it up. But in the
• 2:29:41
  club, sh you don't never know who's watching the club. I don't watching
• 2:29:48
  what leave me alone? Pick there's niggas who'll be throwing money in the club.
• 2:29:56
  Niggas be trying to come over somebody somewhere where it's nobody throwing money.
• 2:30:05
  You just you like talking about even so even even there, I'm not but
• 2:30:09
  I know what you because I don't. I don't want to be like this
• 2:30:11
  nigga picking up money to cup like I don't know what's the spot used to
• 2:30:16
  sucking d J Johnny Walkers. Yeah, yeah, don't touch any of that.
• 2:30:22
  Yeah, don't touch that because in there, fucking everybody just looks at
• 2:30:30
  it hit the ground. Don't soul touch that ship. This one said,
• 2:30:35
  at least have Mike read this. So I'm gonna that's who it's from.
• 2:30:39
  I'm gonna have Mike read it. Man, who's it from? L M
• 2:30:45
  see him? See him? Fuck? We don't know seeing him? Why
• 2:30:50
  I am seeing the start at the second line for lunch at work, I
• 2:30:56
  asked my Asian co worker if you will get there? He made the wait.
• 2:31:03
  This person did the noise. This person did that work. I asked
• 2:31:07
  an Asian coworker if he was going off for lunch. He said yes.
• 2:31:11
  I asked him word to He said, h mark. I said, what's
• 2:31:15
  that? He said, it's an Asian grocery top store. I said,
• 2:31:18
  okay, cool. But in my head, I was like, what's the
• 2:31:20
  age saying for the first thing that came on the mark? If he would
• 2:31:31
  have said that ship, now, what's that? Asian? Welcome to okay?
• 2:31:46
  Th that's thank you. That's crazy to day to shout out. I
• 2:31:54
  did. I had in a little while and did little man. I'm about
• 2:31:56
  to go home meet that ship. Thank you. They're terrible. Oh what's
• 2:32:03
  the age? That might be the name of episode. What's the age stand
• 2:32:07
  for? H mark? You know another one? Yeah, mm hmmm.
• 2:32:18
  I don't see what happens. You get to fight one celebrity, not a
• 2:32:24
  blind or crippled or hello old person. If you win, you get all
• 2:32:30
  the money. Who are you fighting? Oprah? Gus, I'm gonna beat
• 2:32:33
  the ship out of Donald Trump. Oprah got more money in Donald Trump?
• 2:32:39
  M hell old niggas certainly so he's not hell old, he's able bodied.
• 2:32:48
  I think he's eight. No blind or crippled or hello old people, and
• 2:32:56
  you get all of their money. That I'm picked being soos or Elon Musk
• 2:33:01
  or Bill Gates breaks off of Elon Musk, the breaks, the absolute breaks
• 2:33:09
  that nigga looks like Mojo Jojo Rain jojo at that or yeah, broke order,
• 2:33:18
  mother fucking king of Saudi Arabia. Yeah, I know he can't fight
• 2:33:22
  mm. In fact, you might have after that. Yeah, they won't
• 2:33:26
  let you get away with that. Orn't them Russian niggas, any of the
• 2:33:30
  mother fuckers niggas fighting bears, don't do. What's another Korean nigga name Kim
• 2:33:35
  Jong? I know his asking fight him and him and and his paints like
• 2:33:41
  they don't got that much money. Don't got the money? You don't think
• 2:33:43
  so? No Korean? Yeah, I said North Brian Dallas ain't worship that.
• 2:33:48
  My not eve is just real. We don't even know us. And
• 2:33:54
  also they'll never see this exactly. How old is Bill Gates? He's kind
• 2:34:00
  of he's old ship. He's like eighty Bill Gates. Basso Musk, the
• 2:34:05
  daughter of Walmart was. I was gonna say, Michael Jeff Bezos ex wife,
• 2:34:11
  Michael Electronical, his wife the rough child. No, I fight her
• 2:34:16
  and fighting her daddy. He's not her. No, she ain't get the
• 2:34:20
  inherited HyET. She got something though, Yeah she got Wait wait a little
• 2:34:26
  bit, wait, I gotta scoop the scenery. Scoop has seen the time
• 2:34:39
  is kind of dumb. I was gonna say, Mark Zuckerberg, but I've
• 2:34:46
  seen that video. Mark. I don't know trains more than I do,
• 2:34:52
  so here I don't think I kind of right, and there's nothing but money
• 2:34:56
  in time. Yeah, I'm not even bad. Don't give what's the name?
• 2:35:00
  Might be out in one walker by? What's the name? The Mavericks?
• 2:35:01
  Nigga, Mark Cuban, Mark Cuban. I don't think he's not thinking.
• 2:35:05
  I don't think you can fight. I'm fighting what's caught before him?
• 2:35:07
  Uh, the clippers. He's old bomber, he's just a little crazy.
• 2:35:11
  I don't know. He might he might have some Russell Simmons count. I
• 2:35:16
  don't think he got nothing no more, honestly, handicap. Is it just
• 2:35:20
  the money or all their got a list? All their ownings too? That
• 2:35:24
  don't count because if that's the case, I'm running through the bus family.
• 2:35:26
  Ket gonna fight? Did he No? I was going with that. Who
• 2:35:30
  I'm running through the bus the bus family? That's right, so you can
• 2:35:33
  own the whole family. He's just going through the Oh yeah, who is
• 2:35:37
  nigga? Larry Page, the founder of Google's ass How old is he?
• 2:35:43
  Fifty? I'm gonna beat his ass. The founder is that young? I
• 2:35:46
  mean, I know, I know Google's not that old, but don't you
• 2:35:50
  look like you can beat this hit out of him? And look fifty at
• 2:35:52
  all? Now watch, he might be a platinum great god. Yeah,
• 2:36:00
  little did you know? He'll see me as a ten degree black belt health
• 2:36:13
  the man? One more? Are we done? I'm feeling what's up to
• 2:36:18
  y'all? I'll do one more if y'all want to. Mm hmmm. Actually,
• 2:36:26
  let me see. Maybe you even have a good one. I probably
• 2:36:28
  could find somebody that's like you. You be having questions. Oh wait,
• 2:36:37
  I took this from somewhere and then I and you forgot about it. Yeah.
• 2:36:48
  Yeah, I'm gonna go home, eat some stuff, shells, and
• 2:36:52
  deep dive. It's my unique oprah beef. Okay, stuff that's so specific.
• 2:36:56
  My dad made him yesterday. Waste off what cotta cheese and beef?
• 2:37:03
  Mm hmmm. Two part question? Last question, have you ever noticed a
• 2:37:09
  woman faking it? Second part? Have you ever faked it yourself? Yes?
• 2:37:16
  And yes? I do you care to elaborate on either of those questions?
• 2:37:26
  Actually you're both with the same person, so everybody was faking was making
• 2:37:33
  each other two separate times. By first time just one to made sleep on
• 2:37:37
  the couch. Na, Well, I don't know why I feel like that
• 2:37:39
  would be here, hilarious. We didn't have to bring it's funny. He
• 2:37:45
  just wanted to chop you at the knees every chance. He's a bastard.
• 2:37:48
  That thousand cuts, he's a bastard. It's not funny. Try to guess
• 2:37:52
  who this is, no, just for youreat. So the first is the
• 2:38:01
  one that was okay, yeah, we're not doing this first. So the
• 2:38:11
  first time it was like we were first time, like I just could I
• 2:38:18
  wasn't really into it like that, Like I just it just wasn't hitting.
• 2:38:24
  So I kind of just like acted like I came and I just went to
• 2:38:28
  the bathroom and I just sat there for a cole minute. Now you fucking
• 2:38:33
  pull the no. The second time classified he was like thank you. I
• 2:38:43
  was like And then second time, yeah, second time was like it's just
• 2:38:54
  I don't even know if I wouldn't even say it was faked. It was
• 2:38:58
  just it was bad and was giving you who like yeah, that was the
• 2:39:03
  whole harm. So so she wasn't faking it. She wasn't. So it
• 2:39:07
  was just bad. Had to do the spin on the back. I just
• 2:39:13
  want venish mm hmm, you did that. I have done that once you
• 2:39:20
  saw in the movie. Didn't you know to do that? Then now you
• 2:39:26
  did that? While I hate you stupid guns. This niggas lying. Clearly
• 2:39:33
  you lying. This nigga is clearly lying. People do say that Nigga Domino
• 2:39:45
  to actually do that, but yeah, I've never Yeah, that's crazy,
• 2:39:50
  and I thought you were better than that. A lot of me. I
• 2:39:54
  would never lie to you. I love you even though I just two seconds.
• 2:40:00
  He loves you all the time, but hate you every two seconds,
• 2:40:01
  so damn take a leak. But it's love. Yeah, so explain nigga
• 2:40:07
  with the fun. It was just how were you in my twenties, well
• 2:40:15
  years ago? I don't know exactly what it was, but it was just
• 2:40:18
  one of those like I'm trying to wrap this up and it's nowhere close to
• 2:40:24
  happening. It should have wrapped it up, It's probably gonna happen, and
• 2:40:26
  then so that it would have been worse, exactly, less feeling than so
• 2:40:33
  I was just like, ahh that's well, you know, you gotta got
• 2:40:41
  to make sure that, like you know, the spit goes with the ah,
• 2:40:45
  so you can't go ah. It's like, motherfucker's not part with a
• 2:40:52
  sneeze. She told you go to the doctor. Hey, listen, sometimes
• 2:40:54
  you know the little dirty is not not every things is you know, big
• 2:41:01
  amounts. Sometimes you get a little splash. Bro. Oh no, bro,
• 2:41:07
  I'm heard with the shot. But you know you're not Maxi Lark.
• 2:41:15
  You could be Maxy. Bro. You know she has sixty of a seventy
• 2:41:18
  four points? What sixty? She scored sixty's that's all? Hey man,
• 2:41:26
  Andrew had fifty verse seventy something. That ship fake? Bro. Let's uh,
• 2:41:33
  you be faking fifty one? Nah? I never really had to fake
• 2:41:39
  it, Like I don't, not that I know. I mean I've been
• 2:41:43
  in not that you know of, not that I can not that I can
• 2:41:45
  remember. Okay, so you have a fake but half you like like,
• 2:41:48
  I'm gonna just wrap this up and just then you just see like yeah,
• 2:41:50
  if it was like some underwoman shit like yeah, I got done. What
• 2:41:56
  do you say? Like? What do you do? Like? What do
• 2:41:56
  you say? Say? I'm tired, it's not really happening at night,
• 2:42:01
  baby, Yeah, this ain't going down now. I haven't ever done that
• 2:42:05
  with somebody? Then go for repeat business or have them times like all right,
• 2:42:09
  yeah, this was a one and done one and done one time where
• 2:42:13
  I was like this ain't going down again. But the other times usually I'll
• 2:42:16
  probably I was probably handed off enough and too much handy the delicate balance after
• 2:42:26
  too much handy. I'm just I'll literally be like, yo, we can
• 2:42:30
  just keep going and I'm not gonna do nothing, like we can keep going
• 2:42:33
  if you want to. If you want just the right amount of handy dogging,
• 2:42:39
  I'll tell you all five. All right, guys, that'll be it
• 2:42:43
  today. I'm waiting for that. That is it. I'm I'm terrible.
• 2:42:48
  I like check stories friend she had forty, but my friends be getting it
• 2:42:52
  in. Yeah, now this fucking leg though I've been chilling, bro,
• 2:42:56
  I would hope yeh. Nigga, nigga. It's funny when I go out
• 2:43:00
  or like if I'm like, boys, you still be doing what a lot
• 2:43:05
  of people ask you this. Yeah, I got a couple of you still
• 2:43:09
  be getting your nuts off, like like you understanding that. I'm like,
• 2:43:11
  I don't want the first thing people ask you because it's very important. Q.
• 2:43:18
  It's bizarre I'm like, I literally don't want to, Like I feel
• 2:43:22
  like it would be most of these people women, Uh yeah, yeah,
• 2:43:26
  because they want to have with him. They're like fine because they don't know
• 2:43:30
  how to do that question. Is that? So when is your knee going
• 2:43:33
  to be better? Yeah? That that I understand. But to heal up
• 2:43:37
  after you break your knee, Like, yo, you still be on that's
• 2:43:39
  crazy, that's crazy. You need to get then out of my face.
• 2:43:43
  Yeah, it should be funny, but it's just kind of the girl I
• 2:43:46
  understand. Yeah, I don't want to give it a couple more. He
• 2:43:52
  might not work with your mouth to hell, she said, when you're gonna
• 2:43:56
  heal up? When you want to put this way though, Yeah, I'm
• 2:44:00
  like, no, y'all ain't about to that. There's a one and done
• 2:44:05
  it. Yeah, okay, sure though a make sign us up. Well,
• 2:44:11
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• 2:44:13
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• 2:45:39
  Thank you, missus Sweetey. I don't know why this came into my head
• 2:45:43
  on the podcast, but has any of it ever seen the Hercules and in
• 2:45:46
  the movie that the animated movie where it was fighting the Titans that I've never
• 2:45:52
  you've never seen that movie. You ever seen that movie, Mike? It
• 2:45:56
  was not good, Yes, it was. I recognized that was a I
• 2:46:01
  don't know why I thought it was. That was not in theaters right,
• 2:46:05
  that was a straight yeah because they had the person that played Hercules and Xena,
• 2:46:11
  like in like the TV show voice the characters Hercules and Xena, the
• 2:46:15
  animating love that Mountain Olympic before we go. I just realized something on my
• 2:46:20
  drive home from work today that the song Crazy in the Sky is a song
• 2:46:26
  about depression, is it? Yeah? Mm hmm, that's about depression,
• 2:46:33
  like cranes, like like I tried to drink it away, I tried to
• 2:46:37
  shop it away, tried to work it away. Depression. I would be
• 2:46:43
  depressed to if I was a singing. That was my only good song. Okay,