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112: My Blind Date · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: How you doing. You look sweaty? Why are you sweaty?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 3: I worked out today right before the right before we
• 0:06
  Speaker 3: started recording, I jumped on. Like most people in the world,
• 0:09
  Speaker 3: I bought a Peloton bike, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well not most people people that can afford an expensive Peloton.
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  Speaker 3: Well, according to the stock market, right, which is failing
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: right now, Peloton is the one product that is succeeding
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: in these troubling times.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, so yeah, because no one can go to
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: the gym and it's like a subscription thing, right, So
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  Speaker 1: a bunch.
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  Speaker 3: Of people, a bunch of people that bought Peloton bikes, right,
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  Speaker 3: and I am now riding with you know those people?
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  Speaker 1: How long you go for forty five?
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  Speaker 3: I did a thirty minute class just now. But this
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  Speaker 3: dude kicked my ass. You know, the last time I
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  Speaker 3: did it, I had a you know, I tried to
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  Speaker 3: pick a you know, we talked about this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to dance around your words. You tried
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  Speaker 1: to pick a hot chick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do have to dance around my words. I am,
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure your wife knows that you tried to pick
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  Speaker 1: a hot ship.
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  Speaker 3: She does know. She well she picked it. I kind
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  Speaker 3: of tricked her into picking it, and she was like.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, what do you want, Like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I prefer someone that looks a little bit like.
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  Speaker 3: Her, right, And so I complained after the workout about
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  Speaker 3: how the person talked too much and you know the
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  Speaker 3: stuff you do when you want to deflect, and my
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  Speaker 3: wife was like, well, I'll pick someone for you this time.
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  Speaker 3: So she picked this dude who was like a dude
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  Speaker 3: and was very commanding and everything like that and demanding.
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  Speaker 1: What was that better for you? Was it a better workout?
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  Speaker 3: It was a better workout for me? But then I
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  Speaker 3: started thinking to myself, well, maybe I'm playing this role
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  Speaker 3: wrong in my relationship with my wife. She picked the
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  Speaker 3: dude that's like, now, get on the bike, pedal faster,
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  Speaker 3: God damn it. But maybe that's pedal hard a motherfucker.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you need.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I need to swim up my style instead of
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: being the passive you know gentle, you know sensitive guy,
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  Speaker 3: you know the guy who loves puppy dogs and moonbeams.
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  Speaker 3: Ready to be that motherfucker. Now you know what I'm saying, Well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think that's probably good for you. I gotta admit I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a peloton bike. But if I got one,
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  Speaker 1: I think I would probably pick the pretty attractive girl
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  Speaker 1: to yell at me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm never gonna pick the pretty attractive girl again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's probably a pretty attractive girl who scream
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  Speaker 1: at you if you want. But what you're saying is
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  Speaker 1: you got better results from the dude who was like, pedal,
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  Speaker 1: mother pucker pedal.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, God damn it, you ain't peddling hard enough.
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  Speaker 1: Right For me, it's all about the music if I
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  Speaker 1: if the music's good. If I like the music, I
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  Speaker 1: go to a spin class and I will go so hard.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't get into it when it's like, when
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  Speaker 1: it's music I don't like. I hate.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I totally understand. I hate. I hate getting
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  Speaker 3: on a bike and having to listen to listen to
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  Speaker 3: something that I'm not in the mood too.
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  Speaker 1: So did the angry guy have good music?
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  Speaker 3: Straight up hip hop?
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  Speaker 1: All it's perfect for you?
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  Speaker 3: You love that it was straight up hip hop and
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  Speaker 3: it was good hip hop too, d MX Little Wayne,
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  Speaker 3: old school little Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: Oh see that's perfect. See. I think I think that's
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  Speaker 1: the key. Obviously. You want someone who's gonna push you
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  Speaker 1: and be like, come on, you wimp. You got this,
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  Speaker 1: but I.
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  Speaker 3: Think I am. You could call me a motherfucker, but
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  Speaker 3: don't call me a wimp, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Rather be called motherfucker than wimp.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, wow.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta write that down. I'm learning new things about
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  Speaker 1: you on this from.
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  Speaker 3: Here on out, from here on out, if you want to,
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  Speaker 3: if you want me to respond in a way that
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  Speaker 3: it's positive. Hey, motherfucker, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to count us into the theme song
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  Speaker 1: as that guy?
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  Speaker 3: All right, here we go. God damnit, y'all get ready
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  Speaker 3: for this? About six seven eight, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 4: Here's some stories about sure. We made about a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of dogs and nurses, and.
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  Speaker 3: I said, here's the stories.
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  Speaker 1: Around here. Yeah, I'm so sorry everyone. I think that
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: Donald has lost his damn quarantine. Mind tell them what
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  Speaker 1: else you bought for your kids? You you sent me
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  Speaker 1: a video, And first of all, Donald's like, I'm running
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  Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't have a pool at his house.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm running out of things for my kids
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  Speaker 1: to do. They're going crazy. I got this, uh this
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  Speaker 1: water thing from them in the backyard. I pictured a
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  Speaker 1: kiddie pool. You bought like a fucking you bought like
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  Speaker 1: a fucking water park, an inflatable water park.
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  Speaker 3: I bought an inflatable water park, and we set it up,
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  Speaker 3: and I sincerely thought that these kids, like most kids,
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  Speaker 3: were gonna spend the whole day in the water park.
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  Speaker 1: How fast were they over it?
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  Speaker 3: They were over it in forty five minutes. And we
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  Speaker 3: spent so much money on this thing.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: It is like this morning we were like ready for
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  Speaker 3: the water park and they were like, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: Describe it to people. It's it's the size of like
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  Speaker 1: three cars.
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  Speaker 3: Know, it's about the size of a nice big ass
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  Speaker 3: pickup truck, like a big like a Ford, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like the big ship, you know what I mean, Right,
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  Speaker 3: And it's huge. And also our backyard isn't grass, it's
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  Speaker 3: fake grass.
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  Speaker 1: Right, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: Your enirement problem is underneath that. It's just hard. And
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  Speaker 3: so it says, you know, you climb up this big
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  Speaker 3: ass ladder about ten feet up and then you slide
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  Speaker 3: down a slide into the pool at the bottom and
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  Speaker 3: they're sliding onto concrete. Now, granted we did worse than
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  Speaker 3: that when we were kids, but to watch my wife
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  Speaker 3: panic and lose her shit, it was the funniest thing
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  Speaker 3: on Like every time the kid climbed up, every time
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  Speaker 3: the kid slid down, she was like, I gotta go inside.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a heart attack out here.
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  Speaker 1: And So, did you have a slipping slide when you're
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  Speaker 1: a kid?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, we used to slip and slide on
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  Speaker 3: concrete though, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Wait in Manhattan, in the city.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in the city. So I grew up in a
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  Speaker 3: building that had a big ass playground in the middle,
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  Speaker 3: like most buildings in Manhattan when you live in tall buildings,
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: and they had and and and and you know, if
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: somebody bought a slipping slide, we'd put it down on
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  Speaker 3: the concrete on the playground.
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  Speaker 5: Us.
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  Speaker 1: That's so dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: If you catch it right, it's fine. But if you
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  Speaker 3: don't catch it right, yeah, you're gonna hit your head
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  Speaker 3: on the I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Remember a slipping slide ever being fun, Like there was
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  Speaker 1: so much fun in setting it up, and then you'd
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  Speaker 1: go down at once and you'd be like, ow.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Well that depends on it, right. If you don't
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  Speaker 3: know how to slide, it hurts like it hurts.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if they sell slipping sides, because there's so
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  Speaker 1: be like lawsuits.
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  Speaker 3: They've even padded them now, so a slipping slide is
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  Speaker 3: now padded so that we run and jump and dive,
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  Speaker 3: you can. You got a little bit of.
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  Speaker 1: A kids today, Donald, They need it slipping slides. When
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: I was a kid, we heard ourselves. I remember setting
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  Speaker 1: it up on the lawn and my stepfather had just
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  Speaker 1: spent a fortune, you know, residing the lawn. And he
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  Speaker 1: came home and he was like, what the hell did
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  Speaker 1: you do? And I was like, where slipping slided? And
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  Speaker 1: he's like, the law is all trashed and money. It
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  Speaker 1: just a fortune reshot it like it looked like beautiful
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  Speaker 1: dream lawn, you know how like you know some people
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  Speaker 1: are about their.
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  Speaker 3: Line similar similar to how you were when my wedding
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  Speaker 3: was over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you trashed my one lawn, but you know what,
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  Speaker 1: it was all in the name of love. I'll do
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  Speaker 1: anything for you. You and your you and your family
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  Speaker 1: can trash my lawn any day. You put down a
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  Speaker 1: dance floor, yeah not a lawn, no, no, but on
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  Speaker 1: on an area it was a botchy court, but now
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  Speaker 1: it's a garden. But you put down a full I
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  Speaker 1: mean I was, I was shocked with the effort that
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  Speaker 1: when it looked beautiful, and I was for a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, we should keep it. And then people
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  Speaker 1: were like, well, it's not really meant to be permanent.
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  Speaker 1: It's like not like you know, you'd.
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  Speaker 3: Have a greenhouse without any greens in it. Pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean, I didn't mean they tinted it because
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  Speaker 1: there was there was gonna rain, but like they put
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  Speaker 1: down this beautiful flooring, okay for your wedding, and I
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, maybe I should keep that.
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  Speaker 1: And then as someone told me, like, no, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: meant it's not weatherproof. It's meant to be like you know,
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  Speaker 1: last a weekend. So uh so we we took it down.
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  Speaker 1: But god, your wedding was really beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta say, well, dude, thank you very much for
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: helping us out there. Man, you the cost of the
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: wedding dropped dramatically when you said you could do it
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  Speaker 3: in my backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was so happy to be able to do
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  Speaker 1: that for you. And it was a beautiful ceremony and
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  Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. It was the way you guys did,
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  Speaker 1: the designer of it, the whoever did all the decor
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  Speaker 1: and everything. It was like almost like a farm, like
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  Speaker 1: a farm vibes, you know, like farm.
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  Speaker 3: Tables, and it was we tried to make it country
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: meet soul.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, country meats. So I remember there was a gospel
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of music. There was a gospel choir.
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  Speaker 1: What did they sing. They sang a song from Sesame Street.
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  Speaker 3: No, they sang a song from the Muppets. Everything is great,
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  Speaker 3: everything is grand. I got the whole wide world in
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  Speaker 3: the palm of my hand. Everything is perfect. It's falling
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: into place. I can't seem to wipe this smile off
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  Speaker 3: my face. Life's a happy song when there's someone by
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  Speaker 3: my side to sing alone.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: That's so beautiful. That's so beautiful. How did you guys
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: pick that? I mean, I never heard anyone I picked.
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  Speaker 3: I picked that song. So the new Muppet movie had
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  Speaker 3: come out. I guess it had been out, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: But the music from that movie obviously is amazing. It
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  Speaker 3: won an Oscar. But that song is the I believe
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  Speaker 3: it's the first song of the movie, and so it's
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  Speaker 3: the number one number. And Muppet songs are always dope.
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  Speaker 3: The Rainbow Connection, you know, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, I had never heard that song. And just just
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: so people can picture it. I had told all my
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: neighbors like, we're gonna have a big ass wedding, and
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  Speaker 1: I sent them like little gift baskets, and I sent
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: them a letter saying, hey, it's gonna be loud. We'll
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: be done by midnight. You know, I hope everybody's cool,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: but I was anxious because you know, my neighborhood is
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: the sound bounces around, so everyone was. Everyone was coming
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: to this wedding, whether they wanted to or not. Right,
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: and and so that's all set up and it's all
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: quiet and all all of a s and then the
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: gospel choir comes and it's time for that moment and they.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: Turned just me walking out for that, right, so they turned.
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  Speaker 1: But they but they turn on the mics. And I
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: had never in my mind imagined it was gonna be
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: this loud. And granted it was beautiful and amazing, but
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: as the neurotic homeowner, I was like, oh shit, these
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: people are gonna be so pissed. But maybe they weren't,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: because it's amazing. We weren't. I guess there were they acquired.
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  Speaker 1: It was like six people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know it, six people, but they were.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, this this amazing gospel group sang that song
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  Speaker 1: and it just it just reverberated. It was beautiful. It
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: bounced everywhere all over the whole neighborhood, and I was like,
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: this is I was. I just it was magical. I
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: got tears in my eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got to ask my wife what the
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: name of the band was, the name of the group was.
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  Speaker 3: But also they when she came down the owl, I
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: can't sing this song for anything because Beyonce sings it.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: But you can sing better than Beyonce.
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  Speaker 3: Don I wish.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you should have seen Joelle's face. Everybody
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Joelle made a face like how dare you, sir mind.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: Joelle's face was like I will not Joelle's Joel's face
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: was like, I will not be a part of this podcast.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: Yo. It's funny. It's just like the character when Eddie
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: Murphy makes fun of Stevie one day and the dude
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: comes up to Stevie wanted to see wanted some musical changes,
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: Scot Damn Joe.
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  Speaker 1: You can't joke about Beyonce. You cannot. You can't even
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: say jokingly. Donald Faison sings better than people like Joelle,
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: like lose their breath.
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  Speaker 3: That's about We lost about seventy five listeners just now alone.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People were like, I love the podcast, but Donald
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  Speaker 1: better than Beyonce. Fuck y'all, she's a queen crumbs. Fuck
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Donald's is she here, Queen Joelle?
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  Speaker 5: She is Listen.
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  Speaker 6: She has the hottest check out right now.
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: She just released a new one. Megan Stallion, I believe
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  Speaker 3: the track was dope before Beyonce.
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  Speaker 6: Truly truly elevated it.
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  Speaker 3: Just like that Ed Sharon record got elevated after Beyonce
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: got on it. Dude, Yeah, no doubt, no doubt. Beyonce.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Beyonce be lacing people. Man, I'm telling you right now,
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: there are people that have songs and the song will
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: be really good. And then she sings a Verse on it,
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, the song is a top
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  Speaker 3: five on the Billboard charts. Man, like that Ed Sharon
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: song was dope, and it was. It was already on
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: the Billboard charts for a long time, and then she
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: sang on it and it's and and it broke even
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: more records thanks to her. Man.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: I met her once, you know, so did.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: I, and you were like good. I met her once, well,
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: I met her several times together. Yeah, we were, and
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: you were like, yo, that's Beyonce. I was like, that's
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: not Beyonce.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about it? At the restaurant bar no
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: name in Hollywood?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no Beyonce. Way before that, we went out
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  Speaker 3: one night to a.
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  Speaker 1: Poor h Please respect my father and call her beonce.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: I don't, Yes, Beyonce. We went out.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: We went something else.
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  Speaker 3: We went out to a Ferrari party or something like that.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: You me raiding and Carrie Brothers, and Beyonce was there
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: with somebody. This is well before Jovah, well before all
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: of that. This is early on in scrubb. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and uh I remember you guys being like, go say
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: hi to her, and I was like, get the fuck
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: out of here. That's Beyonce, dude. And this is before
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: she even had the solo record or anything like that.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: She was still with Destiny's Child. And I was still like, Joe,
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: I can't. I'm you know what if I say hi?
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: And she says, get the fuck out of here. And
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: so finally she looked at me.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe she was single.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, Finally she looked at me and she goes
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: hi and gives me to look like motherfuckers say hi, dude.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, We're the only black people at this party.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: That was the look. The look was the only black people?
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? And I was like, oh shit,
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: my bad, Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know that that's funny A long time ago, dude.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: So you just said hi, and I just said hi.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: And I walked and we walked away. Listen, man, I
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: played myself to so many of these lovely ladies in
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Hollywood that I decided I will never do that again.
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  Speaker 3: Like I played myself. You saw a heart, I went
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: after Casey. I've done things that are so stupid that
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, what was I thinking? When I look
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: back at it now you know what I mean.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: You mean like you should have taken your shot.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: No, like I shouldn't have taken a shot at all. Oh,
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: because I sounded like an idiot. I did take my shot.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: We all have those flinch moments where you're like, oh
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: that was that was right. But I was in a
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: restaurant bar called No Name that since closed, run by
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: my friend Brian Ling on Fairfax in Hollywood, and it
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: was like a cool restaurant bar and upstairs on like
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: a mezzanine there was a private area where you could
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: have a private dinner party or you could have a
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: small cocktail party. And if you went past that room,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: there was a another room. So we were headed to
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: that room, he and I and somebody else and I
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: cam up the stairs and I come around the corner
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: and they are just seated alone at this private table
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: was Beyonce and jay Z. And they looked up and
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: they stared at me, and I stared back at them,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: and they had big smiles in their faces, like saying hi.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I was in pol of shocked.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I really was.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: I froze, That's that's royalty man. They got that. They
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: got that glow man, they got that Bruce Lebroyd.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: But it was also like you come, you come around
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: to bend and you're not expecting to see like there's
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: no one else in the room. I mean, it was
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: just Beyonce and jay Z having private dinner. And I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: was like, and I just walked in like hi. Of course,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I said, oh, I said, I'm so sorry interrupt I
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: got high. And they were like, hey, how are you?
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: And I said, I'm good. Uh, you guys are awesome.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna keep moving.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: They were very sweet. They obviously smiled and laughed at
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: me because I was like a nervous wreck.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I've played myself so many times with jay Z, it's ridiculous, Like,
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: come on in. Like there's certain people on my list
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: of people that I think, think, are you know the shiz?
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: And he's one of them. Him, Michael Jordan, you know,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Denzel Washington, Harrison Ford.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: You know Billy D.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Billy D Williams. When it comes to athletes, I have
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: a lot of athletes on my list, but not I
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: don't have a lot of rappers on my list where
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I see them and I'm like, holy shit. I used
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: to be like that, but then I grew out of
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: that face.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: If there's one athlete you could meet and not just me,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: if there's one athlete that would be like Donald, let's
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: go get a drink. I want to get to know
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: you better.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Who would it be, oh Man, Well, he's no longer
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: with us, But that's Kobe Bryant. That's an easy one.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I met Michael Jordan once and that was cool, and
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I met Kobe several times. But there was something special
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: about Kobe Bryant. That was like, you know, I mean,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: and Michael Jordan too. But you know, when I first
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: moved out to La, Kobe Bryant was just getting you know,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: he just arrived and I got to meet him way
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: before he played basketball and stuff.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: And wait, even before he played basketball.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: So La is a small town, react like it's a
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: huge Hollywood is huge and stuff like that. But you
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: run into people in La. And one of my friends
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: was not dating Shaea Brian, but was hanging out with
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Shaa Brian. And so Shaea would come over to my
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: apartment like all the time, and we would you know,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: hang out and you know, go to the movies or
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: go to Magic Mountain stuff like that. And one day
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: she comes over. We're going to Magic Mountain and she
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: comes over and she's like, Yo, my brother's outside. He
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: wants to talk to you. And I was like, oh shit,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: why does your brother want to talk to me?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: But he wasn't famous yet.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: No, everybody kneho Kobe Bryan was. At this point, he
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: had taken Brandy to the prom, you know what I mean,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh man, oh wow, okay. So I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: go outside and he had broken his arm playing basketball
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: at the beach at Venice Beach, at the courts on
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Venice Beach, right, So he had the cast on. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: remember when he broke his arm. I remember thinking, come on, man,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: you've got this contract coming up. What are you doing
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: playing basketball at Venice Beach. That was what my thought was.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: When I saw him with the cast I was like, oh, ship,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: he got the cast on. Yo, Like it was.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Heard about it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about it, but I was like, yo,
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: he got.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Did you think he was gonna let you sign it?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, but but I did. But I definitely thought.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, this dude's about to tell me, you know,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I better respect his sister and all of that stuff.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: And there was nothing going on with me and his sister.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: So I go outside and he's like, hey, man, how
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: you doing. I just wanted to meet you. You know
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: you're going to Magic Mim with my sister. I just
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: wanted to meet you to make sure you know that
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: was looking for for a sister, right, that's cool story. Yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: But I ran into him several times after that. But
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I just when I first moved to l A, Kobe
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Bryant was in l A also.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: It's so tragic. I keep it's like, it's unbelievable.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I just want you all to know, man, I loved
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Kobe Bryant like I loved Kobe Bryant. I named my
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: kid Kobe.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, and just you know, God, I
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: see the love. There's all these amazing murals all over town.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen him. Yeah, he was one of
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: the most beloved people in the country, probably the world,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: maybe world. So we switched tones the end of the episode.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Let's do it. We you know, this is an episode
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: with It was directed by Mark Bucklin, written by Mark Stegman.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah two Marks, two Marks, uh my blind Gate.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Yes. Mark Stegman is a great writer, great friend.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, guy, I believe you went to write on
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Community after US and some other shows and Mark Bucklin.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I really think Mark Bucklin, I'm going to say it
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: now in nine years one of by far one of
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: our top directors.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's easy.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: This episode is is not to not to say as
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: a director, but as a director, this episode is incredibly.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Directed, well well well directed that it really makes up
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: that I know we're going to get to it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: But yeah, a that's a really cool ononer. For those
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: of you who don't know what a wonner is. It's
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: when the camera never cuts so there's no edit. It's
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: a long one shot that moves around and involves lots
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: of choreography, and it often takes a lot of times
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: to get it right, and it's just done really well.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: But this episode is amazing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I really want to say. You know, the thing about
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: TV directing is these guys and gals who do this.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You come in, you have to execute your vision, but
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: in the tone of the style that's been established by
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: the showrunner and by whoever directed the pilot. In this case,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Adam Bernstein, the showrunner and the pilot director was sort
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: of set. This is the look of this show. It
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: has this vibe. The camera can move like this. This
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: this is the sort of tools you can use, and
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: that now you go do it. So for a director
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: to stand out, it's it's tricky. You got how you
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: can put your own stamp on it, because otherwise it's
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: just kind of like, Okay, I'm here to execute someone
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: else's someone else's vision. But someone like Mark Bucklin with
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: his level of talent, really does stand out. I was
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: watching this before I even knew that it was Mark.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I was watching going, Oh, someone good directed this. I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: can tell already. There's just a he finds a way
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: to put his own stamp on it, and I looked
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: it up because I haven't seen markinears. Also a really
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: good card magician, if you remember that, Donald.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, also a very great ping pong player.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that. But during downtime he would do
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: these insane card tricks. He was one of those guys.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: He's he's doing a show called He produces and directs
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: a show called Stumptown.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: With great show.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Do you watch it?
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: It's on the ABC lineup with the new ABC lineup.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Kobe Kobe smolders, Yeah, yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: As you know, I do a television show for ABC
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: called Emergence.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Emergence, Yes, And when are we finding out if we're
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: getting a season two?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: We have no idea. I don't even know if Stumptown
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: knows if they're getting a season two yet or if
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: or and if they do, then probably we didn't get it.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: But all I know when, when when does ABC tell
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: you that? I tell you.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Things are different right now, man, life is different right now.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Nothing is the same. I'm supposed to find out. We
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: were supposed to find like Upfronts is the fourteenth or
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: something like that, so we should be finding out soon.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: But I don't know will you be doling out drunken
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: noogies at this year's upfronts.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I've learned my lesson. I did. I Yo, you know what,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: last year, I did crash the NBC Upfront. I did
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: crash that and that was a lot of fun to
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: do anyway.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Mark Bucklin also, just to finish my Mark Bucklin research,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: won an Emmy for directing the pilot of My Name
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: is Earl oh Nice. Yeah. So he's a very talented fellow,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: very very very tin and I just wanted to say
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: that that I really notice how good he is. So
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: this episode has a lot of good stuff in it. Man,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: this is a good one.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. This was a great one. I laughed aloud.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I laughed out loud, none none harder than Kelso. When
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Kelso go she goes doctor Kelso, I'm not going to
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: sue the hospital, and he goes oh and then just
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: walks out.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: He just leaves. Elizabeth Bogush was a guest star. Didn't
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: arc really talented gal and she this was JD's first
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: first love interest.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say that, and I was just.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Going through the rest of season one. I think she's
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: the only I could be wrong, so sorry if you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: know better than I do, but she's the only lovengerest
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: before Sarah and I start a relationship. Really, really, Joel,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: isn't that what happens? Uh?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not aware. I haven't gone forward.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: What Joel might know or she can look it up.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: But I think what happens is there's three episodes with
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Liz Bogish and then uh, and then Elliott and I
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: start our our thing. I think that's what. Okay, good see,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I was right, Donald. I did my research. I did
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of research for this episode. I want the
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: fans to know I did. I got trivia. Do you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: want to know the trivia?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: To start off? The right? Off the bat?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: It's a good one, go for yours.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: So so, so Cox is trying to get his perfect game?
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: All right, I gotta ask you a question before you
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: do the trivia?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Then?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Did you know what the perfect game was before we
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: started doing it? Before the show?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I know what a perfect picture game is. Yeah, I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: know it's happened. My brother's My brother is a baseball fanatic.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: My father was a baseball fanatic, so I know some things.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: So and you don't talk to the picture while.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Now that I didn't know, and I wanted to talk
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: to you about that, because first of all, how the
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: fuck does JD know that? I mean, JD doesn't know
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: anything about sports. We hammer home in every episode, and
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, JD's whispering like you know stuff
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: about never you know that you don't talk to the
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: picture during a game, So tell me about this real quick.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: This is a thing. If the picture's doing really well
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: in a game, you don't talk to him like in
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the in the in the dugout.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Them, Yeah, you don't. You leave him alone. You don't
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: say anything to him and let.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Him You don't even give him a butt tap.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: No, you don't say. Look, you don't want to be
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: the reason that his rhythm all of a sudden falls off.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: But what if I'm throwing a perfect game and I'm like,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: holy shit in my head, I'm like I'm fucking killing this.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: And then I go into the dugout and I get
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: no butt taps and I'm like, oh, why are they
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: tapping my butt? And then I start and then I
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: start spiraling, no butt taps. I'm gonna fuck it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Up now and then, and it'd be your fault that
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: you fucked it up, not their fault, because so they
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: did they tap you on the button, you'll and then
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: you don't have a perfect game.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You could be like, motherfucker, why do you tap me
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: on the bicee? So, so that's the thing. You just
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: ic him. You don't talk to him.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: You let that person do what they gotta do to
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: get that.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: See that I didn't know that. I didn't know, And
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I find it hilarious that JD didn't know.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Because hilarious.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Why did even Joel wrote that down in her note,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, how the hell does JD know all this
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: stuff about? All right, here's a little trivia for you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Ready, Okay, let's do it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: There's twenty seven patients that in the ICU that doctor
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Cox is trying to keep alive through midnight. Do you
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: know why twenty seven?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: There's twenty seven outs in nine innings.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, Mark, ladies and gentlemen, slow clap, slow clap,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: clap for Zach Braff.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Why I didn't? It's not my trivia. I got enough
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: scrubs wiki, but but don't know if I don't know
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: if Mark Stegman gets that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: But J.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Way to go JD way to go, Zach, I didn't.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't figure that out. I read that,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: So don't be too proud of me. I don't even
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: know if that's what we give Mark Stegman credit for that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Let's ask Bill. That's a good Bill question. Bill, you're
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: not gonna remember, and he's Bill's gonna be like, that
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: was me. That was me now. But Bill, it's very
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: clever that there's twenty seven patients and there's twenty seven
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: ounce in nine innings. Who came up with that?
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Twenty seven outs on a ball game to save in
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: twenty seven patients. It came around because the episode started
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: with doctor Cox wanting to have a perfect game, you know,
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: and a perfect game in baseball, Zach, which is a sport,
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: is not only does no one get a hit, but
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: nobody even gets a walk or gets on base with
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: an air So it's not just a no hitter, it's
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: a perfect game. You only face twenty seven batters.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: That's it, all right. So Death's back, played by the
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: wonderful Randa Winston.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Death is back by Randall Winston. Now, I don't
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: mean to take a dig at Randall.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: But listen, man, I love Randold of Death, but with
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: all my heart, Now, I don't think if Randall.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Was auditioning he would have gotten this role because Death
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: isn't the best you guys. I love Randal to death,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: but if dead, if SAG actors had auditioned for this part,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: we probably could have gotten a better fucking performance.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Oh that's horrible that you say that, dude.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: But for those of you who don't know, Randall Winston
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: is uh the line producer on Scrub was the line
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: producer at the time on Scrubs. He's since gone on
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: to be an executive producer on Kill Directs. Now, he's
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: very He's a very very established UH producer slash director
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: in on television right now. Also, he married my wife
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: and I in uh Zach's backyard. He was the.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I forgot you were married by death?
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, married by death in your backyard. Randa Winston is
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: one of my all time favorite people. So don't you Death.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like Joel and Beyonce. Don't you Death.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Say I'm bad you made a face like Joelle made listen.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I just want to say I love the guy to death.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: He's an extremely talented producer. I don't know that acting
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: is necessarily his forte but boy, but listen. Uh, Death
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: talks to his daughter. I don't know that any in
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: any art form I've ever seen Death's daughter. But there
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: she is. She's in a girl scout outfit, trying to
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: sell her her cookies.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Right, well, that's why Death's occupied. He's selling cookies. It's
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: pretty funny to try to help knock the cox out.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: He's a Death says something like she's in second place,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: and if the first place girl keeps winning, we're just
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: gonna take her.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Take her.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: In the ICU, where there's a lot of the scene
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: takes place, there's a lot of amazing camera work. At
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: one sixteen, there's a cool three sixty pan. It's always
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: challenging for the cinematographer and filmmakers to light when there's
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: no place to put the lights and when the camera
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: is steady camming. For those of you who don't know what
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: that is, it's I think we've mentioned it before. It's
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: it's this rig that mounts on a steady cam operator's
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: body and it allows him or her to move around
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and it gives it and they can run and do
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: all these cool shots and the camera always looks like
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: it's floating. A lot of Scrubs was shot on a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: steadycam because of all the quick walking and running around,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and sorry to digress, our steady cam operator has a
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: cameo in this episode. Did you recognize Charles Pappert.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Dom Where was pepperd at?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the guy on the MRI.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: He's the MRI tag when the MRI goes awry and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you see a guy freaking out by the way, speaking
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: of people who aren't actors giving a decent performance, I
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: thought Charles did a wonderful job.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know Charles Pappard. Every time I run into
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Charles Pappert, Yes, every time I run into him. He's
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: like he'll introduce me to the people on his in
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: his camera crew, and he'll be like, tell him the song,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: and I'll be like, what, like, sing them the song?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: They I've told everybody about the song. I was like,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: are you fucking serious? Right now? He's like, sing them
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: the song.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: It's the Transformer's melody, But I don't remember the words.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: You remember the words? Charles Pappard all balls and no shaft.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: All balls and no shaft. Yeah. I love that he's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I like the show. I love that he's begging you
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to sing a song to his friends about how he's
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: all balls and no shafts.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: All balls, no shaft. He begs me to It's like
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: he says to them, So Donald Faison's coming in the day.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: He has a special song about me.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I want to say that what's funny about that song
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: is that it's the Transformer's melody but and sung very
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: softly like a ballad. But it's it's but it's all
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: balls and no chef. Anyway. Charles Pappert was our steady
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: cam operator and he uh plays the MRI I tech
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and I thought he did a wonderful job.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I thought he does an amazing job. In the episode
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: he also was amazing. He's an amazing steady cam and
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: normal cam operator. I've worked with him several times since then.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: And maybe he's had some you know, a surgery to
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: adjust his last.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Justice his situation. He uh, he.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't get like a shaft extender. Is that a thing?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I once asked Real j D about that. I was like, yo,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: so what is this about? This penis enlarging stuff.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You don't need that. Why the hell are you asking
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: about that?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Listen, man, everybody wants to be Do.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You remember in the in the episode of Bahamas. Do
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you remember in the episode of Bahamas when I when
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I thought I saw an eel?
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was my It was me. I'll not know.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go and break while you guys think about
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Donald's eel, and we're back speaking of your eel. My
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: girlfriend's mom was facetiming me about this about our podcast
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: because she listens, and she was like, I really like it,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: but you guys talk about your willies too much. And
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: as we began to talk about your eel, I was
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I was hearing my girlfriend's mom talking telling us that
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: we talk about our willies too much. So sorry to
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: the people of the United Kingdom.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I don't like to talking about WHOA. I don't like
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: talking about my.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Willie Colonel doctor at two forty nine. I just got
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: excited to see him, Snoop Dogg Interurn. A lot of
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: the greats are in this episode.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, Lynn's in the episode. A lot of people.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lynn Deontay once again, Deontay Deontay worked a lot. Yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: well Deontay was Denner. What they would do. What they
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: would do is sometimes when they needed more background performers
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: than they had, they would ask the stand ins to
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to put on a costume and and join the scene.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I think that's what happens.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, not just that. Also, the stand ins are
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: you know, they're all good actors on their own, you
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. You give Deontay a line, he
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: he'll deliberate.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Well, not everyone, but Deontay was someone who was a
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: good actor, right, and so, but my point is is
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: that I think usually this the standings weren't dressed in costume.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: So often when you see them, my brain goes, oh,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: they wanted a couple more bodies, so they asked them
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: to suit up, right.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: But they're always prominently featured if you noticed.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Well, of course, because they're not.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: They're not.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Dante's not fucking around. He knows where the camera is, right,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: he knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the saying Deonta's first rodeo. He knows where that camera
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: is going to be. He's like, He's like, if I'm
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: gonna put on these scrubs, you're gonna see.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Me right right, right, all right.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: So at four oh two, there's this long monologue with
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Johnny c. By the way, Johnny CE is incredible in
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: this episode crushes.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I've learned that I you know, I didn't appreciate it
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: when it was there, you know what I mean. There
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: was so many lessons to be learned just from watching Johnny,
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: just from watching Judy, just from watching Ken. And you know,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: you want to get the fuck out of there at
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: a certain point in time, you know what I mean.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: And I look back at this stuff now and Johnny
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: crushes sud. He's very funny. You know.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I agree with you Donald, watching even just watching the
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: however many we've watched twelve At this point, I'm really
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: taken by what a good actor Johnny McGinley is. He's
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: just he's fantastic, and this episode really highlights so good
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: he's And Sarah is wonderful in this episode.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's amazing.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: It do you find it's weird? I always find it
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: weird in a TV show when they reference another TV show.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: So here here we reference I referenced er, for of
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: all things, another hospital TV show.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I think we were trying to be funny.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Uh no, I know, but I just think it. I
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: always think it's weird when you when JD Me playing
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: a fake doctor on television then references another doctor show.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I just think I just pulls me out of the show.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: It's I find it weird.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: See. But the problem is is that in er Anthony
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Edwards was still kind of he still kind of looked
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: like uh the character he played in Top Gun, you
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't. He was more bookish and academic.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Kind of sort of.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: But he's still good on Anthony Edwards Revenge of.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: The Nerds that you're like, holy shit, that's the dude
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: from Revenge of the Nerds.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Anthony. Anthony Edwards has had such a career. Can we
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: just talk about him for a second.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Get it?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: That is that is the right name, right, Anthony Edwards. Absolutely,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: what's the name of the black guy named Anthony.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Edwards and you're thinking of Anthony Anderson more?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry, sorry, they're very similar Anthony Edward. By the way,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I love that you knew what I was talking about.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: That's how close we are. Baby. Anthony Edwards has spanned
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Revenge of the Nerds to Top Gun, yes, and then
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: back to er and and and poon other things. I'm sure,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: but those are the things I most think of him for.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got ranged.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Now are we not allowed to like Revenge the Nerds anymore?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I know that it has a very problematic movie, but man,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: as a child, that was life changing for me in
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: that movie. I went with a babysitter to see that
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: movie in the theater and it was, Oh, I think
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I was nineteen eighty four.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: I was probably did your babysitter get kicked out?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Listen? I think it was I was nine. I think
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I got to go see this movie
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: with a babysitter.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Was your babysitter? Fire?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Was it nineteen eighty four? Joelle? Can you look that
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: up please? I remember went to see and I had
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: a crush on her, a nine year old crush. And
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: then I see this movie that's obviously are and I
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: can't believe I was seeing this. And then at the
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: end I was so riled up. I was so turned on,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: if you will, by the movie, and I thought, I yes, thanks,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: she says nineteen eighty four. I in my mind, I
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: thought like, oh, I'm going to try and impress my date.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I just started thinking of her like she was my date.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: And we went into like a CVS type you know,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: pharmacy giant, you know, one of those big ones, and
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I forgot someone my sister probably wanted to buy something.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And I was like in an aisle and I was like,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: what can I what can I act like I want
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: to buy that's gonna seem impressive to my babysitter. And
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: we were in like I was like, I went in
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: like the hardware aisle because that felt masculine and uh,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: and I saw this this battery, you remember, one of
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: those big chunky batter not a car battery, but like
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: for like a lantern. It was like this bit like
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: you know, like like you know, this is a lantern
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: battery basically, and I and I remember looking at it
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and then I saw my periphery. She was coming down
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: the aisle and she's like, what are you doing in
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: this aisle? And I was like, see this and I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: pointed to the battery and she goes, yeah, I go,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: this is what I want for my birthday. Because in
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: my mind I thought she would be like, whoa.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: This kid, this kid is deserves to see my book.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Ye, this kid is fucking manly. I know he's nine,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: but if he's into battery, he's like this big I
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I really thought. I remember this many years later. I
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: remember thinking, like, just act like you want this fucking battery.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: But that's what that's the nerds did to me. All right,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: let's move on the French five fight. Talk about this, John,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Because you're married, you probably have this fight with your wife.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I believe in this fight, and I believe in Turk
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: side of this fight too. And you know, at the
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: end of the show it goes someplace different. But absolutely,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: if I if we go to get burgers at McDonald's
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: and I get a combo meal and I ask you
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: what you want and you say, I'll just have a burger.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: You're not eating my fries. Goddamn it, right, those are
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: my fries.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Does this happen all the time? It sounds like you
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: got riled up just now. It's this. Does this happen
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: in your home?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I got riled up because of this dude that was
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: teaching me how to ride the bike today.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've taken on his persona. You are you
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: are as an actor, you were like a sponge and
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: you've taken on his persona I am.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: I am, I am the bike riding instructor.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: From this average Do you remember do you remember his name?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: No?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I don't remember his name. God Devin, I'm just him
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, calm down, Calm down. He's probably howdyway smoothie on
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: a on a couch right now, and you're.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Somewhere drinking orange gourgu He's.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Probably it's probably in a steam room with other dudes.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Anyway. But no, this is sincere and this happens all
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: the time, and I I used to hate this when
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: but then this is also when I knew, Holy cow,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: I love my wife. We would go and get food
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: from someplace like Astro Burger or McDonald's or something like
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: something quick and fast and greasy and everything after a
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: night out of partying in the club and be like
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: do you want anything? And she'll be like, no, I'm
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: not really that hungry. In my mind, I knew exactly
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: what that meant. That meant she's gonna eat my.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Shit, right, So would you order extra fur?
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: No?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Well, at first you don't realize that, and then when
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: it when it gets to where Turk and Carla are,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: it's when you start testing it and you're like, I'm
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: gonna test and see if when I say, do you
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: want anything and she says no, I'm good. I bet
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: you she's gonna grab my fries. Watch. That's what's gonna
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. And when it happened,
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: you're like I knew it, and you and you and
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: you explode. And that's what happened with Turk. Turk was
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: online with Carla at the cafeteria and he's getting all
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: of his food and she's looking at him, and in
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: his mind, he's like, she's gonna want this stuff. She's
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: gonna want it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: It does feel like an example of not sweating the
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: small stuff, though, doesn't it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: But that's not the small stuff. Come on, man, that's
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: not no, that's not the small stuff.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Harley Pasternak, who we both know, very fancy celebrity trainer,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: he he told me that. I think it was him
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: who told me that French fries is the worst thing
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you can put in your body.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: He once told me pizza was the worst thing you
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: could put in your body. So I don't know. I
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: think that was him just trying to get you to
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: stop eating French fries.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: And he also told me something I'll never forget that
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: He calls a banana a sugar stick. He's like, you
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: might as well have a candy bar. Banana is just sugar. Really, Yeah,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I love a banana Harley. Celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak ruined
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: bananas for me. I still eleep bananas. I like them
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: in my smoothie. But he told me that they have
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: even though it's natural sugar, it's filled with sugar. But
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: he also said French fries are the worst thing you
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: can put in your body because it's just saturated fat.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he also told me pizza was the worst
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: thing you could put in your body.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: He got you in good shape once. And you played
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: basketball with yeasy right?
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: I have played basketball with con Yeezy.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Was it at Harley's house?
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: I gave Yeezy and Common to business. They know what's up.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: They know what's up. Don't act like y'all don't know.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure Yeezy's listening. Listen. Did you play it?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Did you play it?
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: He's somewhere in Wyoming?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Do you Did you play it at Harley's house? Did
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you play at Harley's house?
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: I know we would go and play at like a gym.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: We would go to a gym, he would run out
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: of gym and me him.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Because that's the only time I ever when I was
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: working out with Harley, That's the only time I ever
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: met Kanye. It was before he became, you know, enormous.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: He was still a huge Kanye has been Kanye.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: No, I know, but I didn't. He wasn't the household
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: name at this time.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was making that music since back in it.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: And I used to get on the treadmill next to
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Rick Fox Donald, Who's.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I played basketball with Rick Fox before too?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I played basketball with a lot of people.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I know you're fancy, all right. Listen, A drunk clown
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: hurt me once, laughed.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Out, laughed out loud, laughed out loud.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I made that up or not.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I would like to take credit for it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's ask Bill.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Bill's not gonna remember, and if so, he's definitely not
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: gonna give me credit. But Joel, please ask him who
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: made up a drunk clown hurt me once? And make
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: sure to put in parentheses. Zach believes it might be his.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: He's gonna come back with the sassiest answer, and here
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: it is. A drunk clown hurt Me once?
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: Was Zach Braff improv He came up with that, and
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: I remember watching it happen and I remember taking credit
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: for it afterwards.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you Bill. Well, we haven't heard Bill's answer, but
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, thank you Bill. I agree, No,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: thank you Bill.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know that you're going to agree with that.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I might not agree. I might not agree. A drunk
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: cloud hurt me once is very funny. I gotta say
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I left out loud about that because God knows what
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: that story is.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: And how you found out the clown was drunk?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Is I love. I love these JD things that never
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: get explored, like these long you know, there's times like
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: there's this random sentences that you know we could have
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: gone into a fantasy, but we never do. I love
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: those rare moments.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, like I got treated by a Kayu.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: That is probably my favorite episode and you know why
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: because you directed it. It's the first one I directed.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: But also not just say because I directed it. That
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: is a fucking epic great episode.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a great episode.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Do you know what season that is? Oh? My god?
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: That episode shows up. I know what it happens.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I got Joe, will you please look up for me
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: what episode that is. It's the first one I directed.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I don't even have no idea what it's called. Heather
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Graham's in it, but Donald, I got treed by a kyo.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one. And then I'm starting to see why,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: uh what did he say his name was? I'm starting
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: to see why leon Il foxed you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Jason Bateman, I like to make I like to make
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: belts out of it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, and Jason Bateman says, I like to make belts
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: out of their necks. I mean, how stoned were they
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: must have been in the writer's room when they came
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: up with an idea that the ostriches are are are sentries? Right?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Right? No there So in Jason.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Bateman's character's home, he has ostriches, but they they not
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: only work as guards, but they stole your kango right
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and put it on right.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Oh that's leon very funny episode.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back to this one.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Michael McDonald is back.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Michael McDonald's back.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: That was right away. He was just on we should
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: have him on.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: And he's paying the same guy. I think, Joelle, you
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: may have thought he was playing multiple characters.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: He's always definitely playing the same guy.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: He plays a hypochondriac who's always I.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Believe unless the family he's wrong that he plays different
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: characters in a later season.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, we don't know. Maybe the fans will tell
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: us on the social media's, but I believe that he's
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: always playing a hypochondriac. The episode, thank you Joelle for
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: finding this that Donald and I were talking about, was
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: is season four, episode eight, My Last Chance. It's probably
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: my favorite episode of the whole one of my top
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: three of the whole run. Granted it was my first
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: time directing and that was special. But also Bill, because
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: he's so fucking competitive, decided to write an episode that
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: should have been shot in like ten days, and because
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: it was epic, we called it Scrubs the movie. If
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you recall, it's the one where Donald and I have
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a permission slip from Elliott that allows JD to sleep
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: with Heather Graham's character and we go on an epic
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: night long quest to find Molly to give her the
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: permission slip.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I have a question for you. When you were making
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: this episode, did you realize when you were making it
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: how big of an episode it was for you to
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: have to execute.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I knew, I knew it. Bill. Bill's a big
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: brother to us both, and it's always been competitive with me,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: like we don't play sports. So the competition came in
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: like in other ways. So it came in like, Okay,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: it was after garden State and he's like, garden State
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: was a success, and he's like, okay, you can direct.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Here's the script. And it was like the most epic
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: impossible thing. You know. We shot an episode of Scrubs
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: traditionally in five days and you had to write them
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: so they were they were executable in five days. And
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: this was you remember Donald, We were like, oh, we
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: were on the Universal back lot. There was an ambulance
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: chase with an accident. It was huge, and I just
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: remember being like, oh my god, he's totally testing if
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I can pull this off. And I did, and I did.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, we were ziplining across the
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Universal backlock.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Let's save it for that episode.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I know. Sorry you got me talking about because I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: really love that episode.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, so now we're at this awesome one.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: No, you're going too fast. I want to talk about Sammy,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the legendary Sammy Lloyd has some good stuff in this episode.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, okay, yeah.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: At five oh nine, Sammy Lloyd comes in and uh,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I remember now because he's covered in the sweat. Yeah,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: right before, right before it takes they would sweat Sam
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: up so he would totally look like he was always
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: on the verge of a panic attack. Yes, yes, and
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and and Kelso goes to him, tell him Todd. He goes,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: it's ted ted, but it's ted even it's only been
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: twelve years. And then at five twenty seven, he'd laughed
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: when he goes and then if this, if that happens,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: the higher ups heads are going to roll. And then
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: he starts laughing. Yeah, very funny. Yeah, yeah, Sam has
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: some funny shit later later on in the.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: MRI room run away with Me.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was running away with it. And then before
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that way I wrote down something. It was so funny.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: He says, Since my wife left me, I find it
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: hard to see past the evil, right, something about like
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I can't date women since my wife left me, I
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: find it hard to see past the evil.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Now he finds love again. He finds love on the
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: show later.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Too, right, yeah, with Mazuci, Right with the gouch. Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: the gooch played by Kate mccuchi, who's a very talented
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: gal and plays the and sings really well and plays
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the ukulele very well. Yes, so Donald Liz bogush I.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: She did a great job. Of course, that's her voice.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Imagine getting apart good things. She knew she had two
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: more episodes coming up, because imagine getting a part in
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: me like, hey, we're never going to see your face,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and I had forgotten at the end of the episode,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: they were clever enough to not even reveal her.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: That was cool, right, and you had to wait until
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: the next episode.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Right, But it wasn't even like to be continued. It
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: was like some of the audience might have been like, oh,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: we never see her.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: You know, right. Well, that's that's also very interesting because
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: this is so at some point during the season the
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: show does start to connect where it becomes a serial, right,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: where it becomes uh, is that the right way to
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: put it?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Where yeah, when when they're when they're yeah, when they're
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: going in.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Every episode is connected to and then it breaks apart again.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: I always like the fact that you could tune into Scrubs,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: and no matter what episode you catch it on, it's
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: like you you.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, you can watch it out of order, as
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they aired it on syndication out of order,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I imagine.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: But but this specific, these specific two episodes.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Well people would also you know, yeah, and certain actors
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: would do arcs. You know, they do three, you know,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I think Liz did three. All right, but come on,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: first of all, why can't JD just bend down and
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: look into the damn machine.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't. That's you know, I'm
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: if if you're worried about that, If you're worried about that,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: you're not really watching the show.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I know, Donald, But I'm telling you they nationalized it
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: a little bit. You can tell the writers were wrestling
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: with this because they were like, oh, no, she's hurt herself.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: We can't move her. Otherwise it was like, oh, come on, girl,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: just climb out of the fucking time.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Right, just.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Or if you're that worried, slide a backboard in there
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: and help some dude slide her out, I mean, get
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: her out. But but it is very clever. But I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: just want to say that, Uh, the device was a
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: little like come on, buddy, just just just peek in there.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: JD.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Right, Well, she's just see what you would just see
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: nostrils and forehead.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, if you've ever if you ever
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: had an MRI, I and I have, you're deep in that.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: You're deep in that thing.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: All the way in there, You're all.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: The way in. Yeah, I don't know what the hell
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: kind of MRI Liz Bogers was getting.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just ahead, I guess. But even when it's just
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: a head, you're all the way in. You want to
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: take a break, Yeah, we should cut the commercial. They'll
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: be here two minutes. So let's you know what we
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: should do.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Give me a break, Give me a break. I'm not
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: gonna save the brand. And we're back with Donald Bezon.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: And Zach Braff talking about this awesome wonner. Finally, I've
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: been dying to talk about this for the entire episode.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this this woner shot that starts at six
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: fifty six. It goes for a full minute. It's very
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: cleverly choreographed. And and here's Jackie, Hi, Hi, Jackie, jack
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Jackie Jackie's phone.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: I was going to use HI, I was gonna use
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: my computer. But at the very old computer and it
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: just wasn't working at all.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: No worries where just clad You're here. Welcome to fake doctors,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: real friends.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome Jackie.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: Jack is here to surprise someone.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Oh another surprise, Joelle, You are just making people's months.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I needed to pick me up and Jack did it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: What is the birthday play?
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: So Jackie, what's the story here?
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: So at the end of this month is my boyfriend's
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: thirtieth birthday, and I've been trying to forge out when
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: I wanted to give him, and he has no idea
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: what he wants. So I thought this would be a
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: really nice surprise because we both are huge fans and
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: we just finished we watched watching it for the millions time.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: We watched it once a year together.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much. That's that's really cool. Donald,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: we got to this is a this is a thirtieth birthday. President.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: We gotta like, do you want to straighten your shirt
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: or something? Do you want to change your shirt? Because
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: what's his name? Jackie?
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: Sean?
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Sean? All right, Sean? You know'll be funny if you
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: tell Donald and I something about Sean that we they
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: we couldn't possibly know, and we'll throw it out there
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: during the conversation.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: He is a very big D and D person.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Donald, Donald, Donald can tap into that.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Yes, he is a very big Dungeons and Dragons person.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: We actually are in a campaign. No, he does not,
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: he does not DM, not yet. He's this I'm in
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: my very first game with him right now.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, how do you ingratulations? I guess sorry play? Have
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: you played Dungeons and Dragons before or is this your
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: first time?
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: This is?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: And are you liking it?
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: I am like you, and we're having it to do
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: remotely unfortunately because of the pandemic going on, but it's
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: still really fun.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I would imagine a lot of D and D folks
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: are doing this online these days.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, they are.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You can probably get games yet, Can we get into
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: a game, Donald, because you like it? Right?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I do? I just it depends on what their rules are,
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Certain rules are? I don't know. Man,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: you play? You know, I grew up playing Dungeons and
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Dragons and so you kind of get used to your
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: DM and then you go and play in somebody else's
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: world and you're like, this is nothing like how I
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: remember playing it now.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: It can take a very long time, right, we don't
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: have that much. Can we can we do a campaign?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Can we do a short campaign? Are you able to
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: do a short a campaign?
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: It's possible. Yes.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: How long is the campaign that you're on right now?
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: How long have you been doing it for?
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: We have been doing it, I want to say for
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: about a month. In campaign, we meet up once a
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: week and we'll play for about four hours.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: So you guys play like short hours. You don't really
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: do the eight hour, nine hour D and.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: D unfortunately not because some of them, like my boyfriend
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: has to go in the work in the morning, right,
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: So we used to.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: That used to be the jam, playing D and D
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: until the sun came up, and then sleeping all day
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: and then getting back together that night and playing D
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: and D again.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Oh he has had campaigns like that.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we used to love that. And I grew up
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: in the inner city, so I used to play D
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: and D with a bunch of drug dealers. It's hilarious.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Why did you end up in a D and D
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: with drug dealers?
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Because I grew up with a bunch of drug dealers
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: as friends, dude, That's why so.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Would they have to Would they have to pause the
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: campaign to deal drugs?
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no no no no no no.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: But it would just be funny because you know, it's
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: funny listening to your boy two ki rolling dice, Like,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: so I pull out my you know, I'd reach into
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: my bag a holding, then pull out my sword plus
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: five swing. Wow. You know, rolling dice turns into something
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: completely different when you're in the hood. Yo, it's something
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: completely different, yo. And then you know what I mean,
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: you roll a twenty side dice. This is the dope
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: thing about twenty side dice. You could either do a
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: twenty side dice or you could do a ten sided
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: and a six sided I think at the same time.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: And that's the same thing, right, And so you roll,
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: and it's like rolling dice. You like blowing on the shit,
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: hitting it off the feet, off the dogs, yo. On
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: the table. You got rules. If it goes off the
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: if it goes off the board, it doesn't count. Then
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: you get particular about it. Like let's say it does
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: go off the board, but you roll a natural twenty,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: which is a critical hit in the game that my
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: buddy would DM, and it rolled off the board. You'd
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: fight five hours, like, yo, just please let this stand.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Let this be. I love playing D and D well.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Sean will let us into his game.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: He would, You'll bring that up. We'll bring that up
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: in the conversation, like kind of crazy.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: I made him hide in our bedroom.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: What does he think's gonna happen? Does? Does he have
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: any idea what's about to happen?
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: He's like, Yo, she's I guess it, but not really.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I hope we're the best of his guesses.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: What if I doubt it? He's gonna be like you
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: mean this this?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, what the hell is bullshit? I thought I
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: was getting a new D and D dog. Ready.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I need to sit next to you.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: You gotta put the earphone in his ear. I'm sorry
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: to direct you.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to your happy birthday.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Happy birthday too, Happy birthday to happy birthday?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Hi, Sean?
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Is Sean's birthday?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: You can stop miss turned third day?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Donald? Let the man speak.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Jackie hooked it up.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: You got a good girlfriend.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: He hasing real friends. You're doing?
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Happy Happy birthday?
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Is this a surprise you expected?
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: We want to make sure that we're better than the
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: surprise you were expecting.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I did make a guess earlier.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Was it was it us? Yeah?
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: It was you? But it was like out of the world, like, yeah, sure,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: I bet what maybe you did this? I thought I
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: had like a friend coming over or something, but this is, uh,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: A friend coming over during quarantine. That's what you wanted?
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, no, Sean, no.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Friends on maybe a masked friend.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I don't all right, right, hey man, Well, thank you
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: for for liking our show and for being fans of us.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: We we we really appreciate it. And it's so it's
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: so one of the cool things about this podcast is
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: we get to randomly meet fans and and uh and
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: it's it's so it's much fun for us to be
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: able to see your face and talk to you.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, It's like it's like when we played D and
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: D and.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we wish you were into D and D because
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: we were gonna invite you into our game, but we
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: we hear you're not into it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: No, it's just like when we play right, and it's like,
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: you know, you're going up against God.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I grew up, I grew up playing I grew up
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: playing I grew up playing with I grew up playing
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: with with drug dealers in my in my hometown. I
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: was gonna take I was gonna take your whole story
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: and make the mind and impress Sean. Yeah, there's two key.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So so tell us about yourself, Sean. We want
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: to get to know you briefly. We have you. Oh,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: where do you guys live?
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: We live in Morgantown, West Virginia.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Virginia, in the house right right right, West Virginia.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: What do you guys do for a living?
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I'm a pharmacy technician.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Nice Currently I work at Alta Beauty as a prestige
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: beauty price. They're sorry put makeup on people for a
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: living right.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Now, but you're not able to do that, I imagine
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: right now, or maybe you guys are open. I don't know.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: We are open just for curbs I pick up, so
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: only my managers are currently working. I have been home
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: for the past month and a half.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're not going to be able to go to
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the curb and put makeup on someone in the car,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: unfortunately not.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: When and when you are reopen, I imagine it's going
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: to be masks and gloves as you.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Now, Sean, have you still been working because
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: pharmacies are obviously open? Yeah?
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, still nothing every day?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so no time to play Dungeons and Dragons?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Then, yeah, how are you able to do your campaign?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: You know, she was telling you We've been doing We've
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: been doing like Skyper, Google hangouts, and there's a lot
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: of online sources to use.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: You're in three campaigns right now.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I'm playing three different games.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Well, what kind of character you do you have? Like
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: I had a I had a cleric in one, and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: then I had a monk and another like my my,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: my brother. At one point, the DM got funky in
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: the game we were playing and he got to play
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: a ogre magi, which was so sick.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, can the DM? Can the DM make
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: up any rules he or she wants?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's their world, yep.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: There. Yeah, I'm currently playing a a Goliath fighter in one.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: I'm playing a uh halfling road in another, and a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: half elf draconic sorcerer in the third one.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Nice do you guys have dark elves and with elves
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: and all of that stuff? And oh yeah yeah, it's
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: so such a fun game man.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, it's uh it's a lot of fun.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: I've made a lot of friends through it, and uh
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: that's cool.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: And so now that it's all online, does that make
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: it easier for you or is it just as fun
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: or do you prefer to be in person like around
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: a table.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I prefer to be in person table. It's just, you know,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: it's just some of the games have yeah, maybe six
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: seven people in it, so it's kind of a big
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: group to do online, a lot of screens to go through.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: It's just easier to do in person. But it's still
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: you know, it's still scratches that itch and people get
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: really passionate about it, right.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: I say, do you talk shit when you play? Are
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: you one of those people that's like, yeah, I'm about
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: to crack this motherfucker upside? Wow Sean.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Sean doesn't seem like they like he would say something
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Donald, Okay, not so much. Maybe I should.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Do you guys ever get heated? Do you guys ever
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: get heated and get in fights? Like I should have?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: That should have worked that role.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been some uh, there's been some friendly conflict
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: in some games, But yeah, do.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: You guys have a question, Oh yeah, we forgot that
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: you're supposed ask a question, Sean. You can ask us anything, Sean.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: You can ask you know how on Reddit they have
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Ama ask me anything. This is your own personal birthday,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Donald Fason, Zach braf Ama.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. It could be anything.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: It can be about anything. Donald. You can even ask
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Donald a very private question and he'll answer it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: I'll make it, don't blow it, Sean.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: I was ready.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, well, Jackie, maybe while he thinks, do you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: have a question to help him.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Out, I've had a question because we we've discussed while
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: we listen to your podcast, like if you're ever on here,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: what we want to ask? Yeah, while we're watching Scrubs.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: So I assume you'll have seen that the last season,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: season nine was not the best season.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: We don't even know there is a nine. I didn't
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: know there was a season nine. What are you talking, Jackie.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: The first rule of season nine is there is no season.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Don't talk about it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Well, they make it a season nine on Hulu. So
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: I was kind of just wondering, like, you're just your
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: own feelings on season nine. In general, I thought.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Season nine had some very funny moments. You know, I
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: was going through a lot during season nine, Like I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: got new teeth while we were doing season nine, So
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: there are a couple of episodes where my teeth.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Are like, I didn't know your teeth didn't come till
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: season nine until.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when I started. That's when I changed it up, yo,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: and got these big ass pearlies. Anyway, there's some really
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: funny performances in season nine. Dave Franco makes me laugh,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: you know, in season nine and outside of the show.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I have great memories of season nine. I also have
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: really bad memories of season nine. I knew it was over,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: and I knew it we weren't necessarily making the show
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: that the fans wanted.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: But did you miss me?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Well, you were in a lot of the episode.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I was only in the first six.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: We only did thirteen.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Well did you miss me for the seven?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I missed you so much. I missed you so much.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: But the point is, I, you know, I didn't mind
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: season nine. Granted I've never really watched any of the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: episodes of Scrubs anyway, so it all kind of seems.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: It all felt like we were still doing our job.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: But it was weird too. It was weird for multiple reasons. One,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I was leaving and that was in the air. Also
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: also eight seasons had been shot, as I'm sure you
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: may know from just us talking about it in the past,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: in this abandoned hospital, and then for season nine we
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: moved to a traditional studio backlot and all, and so
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: they built that fake hospital on a stage and the
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: classroom stuff was all on a stage, and it felt
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: weird to me. It felt like jump the sharky a bit,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: if you will.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna jump a shark, you might as well
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: do it season nine.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Though you know, well we did. I mean, you know,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: we were so blessed we went nine seasons, but it
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: just felt I don't know, I felt weird about it,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: and I to this day, it's gonna be funny if
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: we keep going and decide to make it disease and nine.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be really funny for me because I've never
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: seen them, so I will be watching them for the
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: very first time. But I know, Dave Franco was so funny.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: And I like to say I discovered Carrie Bouchet because
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I put her in a pilot and then Bill saw
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: the pilot, and yeah, and I thought, I think carry
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: a Northwestern graduate, mind you is very talented. But uh,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: but I don't know, it was weird. It was a
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: weird energy in there, you know, you know when when
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I think we all knew something was it was coming
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: to an end, and we kind of we kind of
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: knew his time for it to be over, but we
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: kind of didn't want it to be over. And and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I think in Bill's mind it was like, you know,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: if these new kids, if this gels with the audience,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: this could take off like like er you know, and
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: and and just keep putting in new cast and have
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: it keep going.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember the moment I realized. I was like,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: holy shit, I'm screech, holy shit, I'm you were screeching,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: and and and and and John c Is Belding. I
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: was like, holy shit. Yeah, especially if.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I did I did read. I don't know if you
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: guys talked about it or I also looked it up
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: that it was almost supposed Season nine was almost supposed
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: to be like a not a spin off kind of
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: but like you know, they were going to call it
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: something different, like.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Well, it is a spinoff, it's not the same episode,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: right if you if you if it's not the same
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: show if you recognize. Season nine came like a year
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: and a half later, and not necessarily a year later,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: like you know what I mean?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, I was leaving, and the the idea
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: was to help launch this new series, so JD would
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: be there for six episodes to like make the audience
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: feel like it wasn't that different, and then I would
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: tiptoe out and and hand the vo literally off to
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Carrie Bouche and and it was gonna be like Scrubs.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Med School was kind of like the idea, right, yeah,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: and you know we're teachers now, but we had.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Gotten so far into the silly realm by that time too.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like it was very broad.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, dude, like you and I dressed up as
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: a cowboy.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: And what was the name of that guy who I
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: think may have passed? He was very funny, the security
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: guard guy. Yes, yeah, he did he pass away.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: He did pass away.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, Joelle's going to get his name for us.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: He was.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: He was very funny. I remember doing some funny stuff
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: with him while I was there for season nine.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Do you have another questioning I'm just entrance.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Shock.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, do you even request, Donald, concernade you with the song.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: The only request is that if I can do a
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: it's a sequence of numbers that after the numbers a
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: song plays, you guys always do on the podcast. I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: don't want to say it because if I say it.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, you want to do it?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Wait? Wait, I would have done it already.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: No, he's very respectful.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that, but I would have.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Turned it off. Dan, listen, listen, you would be You're
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: allowed to do it because it's a special occasion. And
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: by the way, a lot of a lot of people sorry,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: it's Wendell of middlebrooks uh. And he was hilarious and
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sad to say that he did pass. He was
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: a very very funny man and he was on season
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: nine Scrubs. This is a security guard. But a lot
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: of talk on the social media about Bill Lawrence and
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: these numbers this week, and I think people were cracking
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: up about how Bill kept doing that, and these numbers
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: are all over my my timeline. I don't know if
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: if it's happened to you too, Donald.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: No, I I I knew exactly what he was talking
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: about when he said it. I'm very impressed that he
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: asked if he could do it, and he's.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Unlike Bill, he's a respectful man, would.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, like yes, but.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Now you're taking from your Donald.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Stop it, listen, listen, and uh, it's your birthday. You're
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the very first person we've allowed to do this who's
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: not Donald, Bill Lawrence or right, Oh, Judy did.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Judy did it? And so did uh what's her name?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Uh the caller didn't she?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, you're right. You ruined, you ruined the specialness
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: As I'm not the only person.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Well, you're the you're you're you're one a few other
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: than Donald.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: And you're way too respectful. Sean. I'm gonna say that
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: you're way too respectful.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you, thank you for calling in. Happy birthday.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: And as you leave, you may yell those, don't yell
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: them because Dan's just she's but Donald. Let me direct Sean.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. I'm sorry, dude, I didn't mean to get
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: in the way.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, Sean, you can do it however you like. Thank
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: you for coming on the show. Happy birthday.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much. This is amazing.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: Go for it, sewn five s stories show. May okay,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: turn it off.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Dan, that's enough.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you Dan. Okay, we're back. Thank you guys for
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: coming on. Happy happy, happy birth yea, happy birthdays so much.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: May all your how do you? How do you wish
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: someone well? On a Duncan duncan on a D and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: D campaign, you say like, may your journey be successful
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: That sounds great.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: May or may all of your May all of your
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: journeys be successful. May the dice fall in your favor.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: That's perfect.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I wish you. I wish you twenty five critical hits
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: in your next campaign.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: May a warlock never eat your brain.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: I hope you never see the eyes of a beholder.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you ever come across an elf and his
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: name is Jasper, ignore him.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Elf with the bow is so cliche.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, bye, guys, By we have to flitch you go.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: The show is going on forever.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Donald, This is a long one, h.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I know, I know what we got it going on
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: D and D and and uh and and so many
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: other things. French fries.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's get back into it. Okay, So we were
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: talking about the awesome Uh, well, I.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Think we've done the one or justice Johnny's great Charles Pappard,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: The city came operated to fine job choreographed Lomark.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Buckland missed a man amazing Okay, uh, then you with
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: the medical jargon. I know, dude.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I want to say that was badass and I was
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: watching it going go Zach because at nine ten I
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: have a big ass chunk of jargon. And for all
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: of you in the medical profession, who know what the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: hell I'm saying. You guys are smart, and all I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: had to do is memorize it. I didn't get too
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: many of those, but that was a doozy.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: That was a doozy. Also, the return of Jimmy Walker.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Oh so funny. Why are you o always in my fanity? No?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Why am i? Ahways fantasy?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: By the way, you got a problem man?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, you mentioned it last time. Jimmy
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Walker showed up and he makes really fun bizarre choices. Yes,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: like why are you oh in my fantasies? Yeah you
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: got a problem man?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: That was hilarious.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Though very interesting line reads it makes it very very funny. Yeah,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: that was why he was kid dynamite.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: A little bit of trivia on Sarah Chalk in the
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Catcher outfit. She looks very cute at eleven forty two,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: but she's wearing a left handed mint Donald.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Well that's for camera purposes, obviously, I guess so.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you I looked on the on the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: on the trivia, and Sarah's a right hander. She shouldn't
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: be wearing a left handed Mit.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Thro it right here, right here, she was help me
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: to help you. I don't know how she didn't laugh
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: with him doing that in her face. I think she did.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I think I'm to help you, I'm sure. On the gagriel,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: which is probably on YouTube, you can see her cracking
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: up at that. Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: And now finally, Yeah, this wasn't my final one. Doctor Kelso
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: saying doctor Kelso, I'm not suing the hospital and then
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: him walking out was my biggest laugh of the show.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I said it before, I'll say it again. That shit
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: was hilarious.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Man, that was funny. But my heart hates Ugos for
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: fourteen forty to fourteen. That's funny, But I mean it's
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: a funny line. But first of all, I'm no piece
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: of art, and the idea that JD was saying he
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: ates Uggos is a bit ridiculous because I'm no Brad
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Pitt myself, but it was funny.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: But it was very funny. Yeah, very funny.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: That end song is supposed to be five for fighting
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Easy Tonight, for licensing purposing purposes. I listened to it
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: on Was it that on who? You listen on Hulu?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: No, I saw it on Hulu. It wasn't that, for sure.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't. I was on iTunes and it wasn't
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: on iTunes. So, just to reiterate, some of you have
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: heard say this a thousand times, but those of you
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: who hadn't because there was no streaming and such when
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: this show was made, and these licensing agreements were made
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: with these songs. Unless you're watching them in certain places
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: you have the DVDs of course, or most of the time,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: when you purchase it, like really purchase it iTunes or Amazon,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the songs will be the original songs, I believe. But
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: when you stream, some of those contracts have expired or
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: didn't cover streaming. So someone who we never know and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with Bill or Christa who did
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of music, just put songs in. I'd love
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: to meet that person. Maybe Joelle can, Maybe Joelle can
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: do a homework assignment.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: On a very special episode of We Got to Bring.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: That We Gotta find that person and be like some
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: mysterious intern at Disney was responsible for just putting in
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: random songs. Because I was watching this this montage moment
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: with Sarah starting to kick as in the ICU, and
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I said to myself, this music isn't moving me. And
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: one of the great things about Scrubs is when they
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: would find the perfect they slash, we would find the
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: perfect bit of music and it would give you goosebumps
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: and it took the show to the next level. And
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: people love that about the show. And it just goes
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: to show you you can't just stick any old song
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: in there, because a lot of the magic of this
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: montag for me was lost because the song did nothing
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: for me. No offense to those musicians. It's a lovely song,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: but it wasn't that magic that happens when you find
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  Speaker 1: just the right song. And I bet that five for
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  Speaker 1: Fighting Easy Tonight's song would have been perfect. So you
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  Speaker 1: tell Judy you love her at twenty twenty twelve. I
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  Speaker 1: was surprised by that. Why you break up for the
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  Speaker 1: whole episode?
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  Speaker 3: I know, I don't think he's trying to break I
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  Speaker 3: think I think he's panicking. Yeah, you know what. I
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  Speaker 3: think the fact that he got upset about her taking
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  Speaker 3: the fries panicked him because that's a sign of I
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  Speaker 3: really do care about you know what, this how this
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  Speaker 3: girl makes me feel. I care so much that I'm
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: starting to recognize patterns, you know what I mean. And
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: when you start to recognize patterns, you're invested. And I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: think Turk realized, Holy cow, I'm so invested in Carla
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  Speaker 3: that and and and it's it's it's new for me. Therefore,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: he snaps with the French fries, and he doesn't know
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  Speaker 3: how to take it. And when it comes time to,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: you know, break up with her, what she thinks is
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  Speaker 3: about to happen, he tells her the truth. You know,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: the writers so much.
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  Speaker 1: The writers did a good job with that mislead, because
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  Speaker 1: I again haven't seen this in twenty years, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, did they break up for a few episodes.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea that you were about to say
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  Speaker 1: I love you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, right on.
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  Speaker 1: You did a good job, though, you were. It was
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: a very heartfelt moment, and you're a fine actor, Donald Faison.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Zach Braff, you are a fine actor.
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  Speaker 1: Two more small things. First time doctor Cox ever calls
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  Speaker 1: Sarah Barbie. Okay, just a little trivia for you.
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  Speaker 3: The two of them together was really fun. They were
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: really good together.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: They were good, they were good combo. And lastly, because
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: there's Girl Scout cookies in this episode, do you want
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: to tell the listeners what your favorite Girl Scout cookie is? Joelle?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to go first? While I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't fuck what you g style kikies?
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  Speaker 5: Whoa fighting? Where is Donald?
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  Speaker 6: How can you have buy cookies from these adorable little girls?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about the girls. I care about the cookie.
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  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I say, I think the cookies are overpriced?
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  Speaker 1: You don't, Okay, But for the sake of this fucking exercise,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: can you name your favorite dick?
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  Speaker 3: I'll fuck with girl Scott cooking?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Oh? I got all right, Joelle? But Joelle, what's your favorite?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I like Samoa's.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: Samoas are delicious. That a frozen taglong, though, is my favorite.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: It's the chocolate and peanut butter one.
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  Speaker 1: You're one of those ones. Dan, You want to weigh
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  Speaker 1: favorite girls cookie? Oh? He's got a box?
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, he's got a box of samoas Samoa's just
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: do you have a niece or something like that that
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: you had to buy?
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  Speaker 1: Where did you get those?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: I see those girls. I see those girls and their
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: mom on the corner, and I'm like, and they're like,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: girls scott Cookies. Do you know my mom?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, Dan, Dan, what where did you get those?
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  Speaker 9: They come to my parents neighborhood all the time. Okay,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 9: so they always hit me up, they said, Dan, they're
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 9: coming around, throw us in order and I get in
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 9: between five and tag boxes of samos.
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  Speaker 3: You know what they're doing? Money? You know what they're
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: doing money?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, downs. You're supporting a charity, all right? Listen?
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  Speaker 3: Oh is it for cherry?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they give it to they do girlscout things with it.
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  Speaker 3: What girls?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Can you think they're just pocketing the money and putting
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: badges on their ship.
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  Speaker 3: So let me get this straight.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you think the girls cookies aren't doing with
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: that money, let me get prom Hold on, let me.
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  Speaker 3: Get this straight. So when you were a kid and
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: you had to sell candy for something, you didn't pocket
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: that money.
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  Speaker 1: No, And I never had one of those things because
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: I wasn't involved in any of those activities.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't pocket that money.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: No, you're you're admitting to the audience that you stole
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  Speaker 1: fucking charity money shop the price.
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  Speaker 3: All you gotta do is up the price. Oh god,
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  Speaker 3: Instead of making it a dollar, you make it a
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: dollar fifty and you walk away with fifty cents. You know,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: this is these are these are this is like.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, how to hustle?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: You want to learn how to hustle. This is the
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: perfect way to hustle. Listen, they gave Listen, they give kids.
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  Speaker 3: There's a reason why when you see those kids with
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: the candy and the chocolate bars, that they're charging you
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: five dollars for the chocolate.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Will this Peloton character be back on
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: the next episode or is he just in this episode?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: He might just be this episode. But I didn't drink. Hey,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: check this out. I didn't drink this episode.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Didn't drink, but worked up because of a Peloton instructor.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Because of a Peloton instructor. And how my wife responded
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: to him. I was like, so that was really interesting
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: that you you know, you made me, you gave me
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: that guy. She's like, well, I rode with him this morning.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, Casey Kom got all worked up by
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: this guy.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: I think she might have got worked But he's got
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: better abs than you.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Donald.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: He definitely has better abs than me. He has better
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: guns than me.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: He's probably got better season, way more stamina than I have. Hey, listen,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you something. What these girl
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Scouts are doing in California is setting up outside the
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: weed shops because weed is legal here, even for recreational,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: as it is in several other states.
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  Speaker 3: So you're telling me that's not a hustle.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: So you're telling me that that's a smart hustle.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: That's a hilarious So it's not a smart hustle to
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: up the price of girl Scout cookies. No, I just
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: a smarter hustle, just to stay in front of you're
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: allowed to have a weed shop within feet of children. Right,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: they're breaking the law. You're breaking the law. Girl Scouts up,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: you're lining up in front of the weed shop. You're
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: breaking the law. So Donald is now gonna get you,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: putting the weed shop in jeopardy. I'm just gonna get
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: it out there.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go out there and uh and start breaking
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: it up. Right, get out in front of my wheed shop.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: But let me get a box of Samoa's first.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call the cops. I'm gonna call the cops
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  Speaker 3: on him for first.
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  Speaker 1: Let me get a box of ten Minutes.
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  Speaker 3: The only right, the only way, Loda, what's the what's
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: the actual retail price? What's the actual retail.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: We've kept you people for an hour and a half.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: We love you, Thank you for listening. This has been
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: fake doctors with real friends, counting in Donald.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Boy six seven eight stories.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure we made about a box of docs
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: and nurses, and.
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  Speaker 3: I said, here's the stories. So yeada around here, yeada here,
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  Speaker 3: No m