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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 23 - Jaws of the Allosaurus · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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  [MUSIC PLAYING]
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  Hello, weary traveler.
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  I'm not sure what strange magic must have brought you here,
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  but you have stepped into a realm of my creation,
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  a sprawling city filled with danger and glory,
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  and most importantly, lots of gold.
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  I call it, Ilanumis.
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  Who am I?
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  You might ask.
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  The name is Jarjir, and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
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  Long story short, this group of idiots,
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  or as you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me
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  that they had when it took to make a mass trove of gold,
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  but left some of the key details blank.
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  So I filled them in myself.
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  I sent them to this pocket dimension,
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  into the city I had created with brand new bodies
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  they have to attune to.
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  Can these fools pass my test, or will they
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  be trapped here forever?
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  So experience my world of trials and tribulations,
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  and join alongside this posse of pitiful people,
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  or as I like to call them, the criminals of Ilanumis.
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  Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of criminals
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  of Ilanumis.
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  With me today, we have Dave, who is playing--
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  [CLEARING THROAT]
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  Caw.
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  Just kidding.
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  It's--
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  We have Maki, the Kinkoo Shadow Sorcerer.
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  Maki, the Kinkoo Shadow Sorcerer.
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  Next to him-- oh, a little bit further down the table,
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  we've got Cameron, who is playing.
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  Broerick, hello.
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  I'm Broerick.
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  Hi.
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  Broerick, the god one, or currently the god one.
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  And then next to him, we have Nibbles, the clown.
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  Who is-- did you want to do that again?
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  Oh, no.
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  Nibbles, stop it.
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  Stop, Nibbles.
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  Nibbles.
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  Nibbles.
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  How'd you get the name, Nibbles?
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  Did you say Nibbles?
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  Yep.
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  Nibbles, what?
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  It sounds like Johnny.
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  It's a Johnny.
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  It's a Johnny character.
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  In fact, Johnny Eberksell, he calls very--
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  Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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  You, I've got two piercings, and I
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  best you never guess where they are.
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  I'm Nibbles the clown.
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  [LAUGHTER]
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  It's a great character idea.
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  I'm going to make that and send it to him.
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  Anyway, additionally, we have with us at the table,
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  believe it or not, folks, Faddy Lumpkins himself,
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  who is playing--
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  Faddy here playing Keto the Cobald.
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  Keto the Cobald.
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  Jackson is not with us today.
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  He normally plays Dez, the Keng-ku Ranger,
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  but he is not with us today.
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  Unfortunately, he is out sick.
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  That's OK.
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  I told him I don't think anything crazy is going
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  to happen with his character this time,
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  but I can guarantee something crazy is going to happen
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  with our final character as it's a table, which is Kren
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  playing Wilson.
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  [HUMMING]
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  I don't think we can--
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  I don't think I did enough from--
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  I don't think I did enough from pressuring right now.
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  Y'all ready for this?
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  [MUSIC PLAYING]
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  OK, so where last we left off, we got through the court
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  trial of Little Sauce.
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  Honestly--
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  All mist trial.
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  To almost an extreme extent, it was basically a mist trial.
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  With that being said, you guys definitely
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  did an impressive job throwing the lawyer off of his game.
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  Apparently, he was not one of the finer lawyers in the city
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  because he was not able to handle the awkwardness of having
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  lost some of his key witnesses, and et cetera, et cetera.
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  Nevertheless, unfortunately, the judge
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  did pass a little bit of judgment on a--
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  what was it?
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  Fasting and theft.
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  Yeah, that guy, three days of protein.
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  It was theft with a weapon.
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  It was--
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  Armed robbery?
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  Armed robbery.
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  Here we go.
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  Unfortunately, he did get you on an armed robbery charge
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  and trespassing.
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  So you were announced to get seven years in prison
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  and three days of community service.
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  All the court community service.
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  All right.
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  You decided that seven years was far too long
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  and decided to instead use your right
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  to enact the 28th Amendment, which turned out
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  to be punishment by combat.
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  No trial.
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  Well, he already did the trial, technically.
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  So it'd just be the punishment is dealt out through combat.
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  Oh, technically.
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  With that being said, you are currently, at this very moment,
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  being hauled over to the Coliseums,
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  which you're aware of.
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  I don't think anybody else is necessarily aware of.
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  You probably saw them, or the Coliseum, from a distance.
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  It's a pretty big structure.
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  And yes, it looks exactly-- for those that are like,
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  oh, I'd like a mental picture.
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  It looks exactly like the Roman Coliseum.
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  Yes, it's circular.
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  And it has these windowed sections.
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  If you're looking at it from the outside, it's very tall.
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  But on the inside of it is a incredibly impressive fighting
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  arena.
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  And as Lilith Sauce would know, this arena
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  is magically capable of putting out
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  a series of different interesting terrains.
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  These battles that have been held at this Coliseum
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  are incredibly diverse, not only in the participants
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  of the Coliseum fights, but also in what the Coliseum can
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  essentially become for those that are fighting within it.
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  So basically, they're bringing Lilith Sauce
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  through the streets.
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  You guys are kind of tagging along.
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  There's a lot of people that are right outside
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  of the courthouse, reporters from all these different media
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  networks, whether it be magically broadcasted
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  or a traditional newspaper.
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  There's people that are in some way, shape, or form
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  related to the case more than likely
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  on the side of the Pendleton estate.
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  And there are also just general bystanders
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  who have nothing better to do with their day
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  than to go see what happened to the alleged murderer who
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  ended up not being charged with murder,
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  although you did get charged with some things.
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  Anyway, so all these people are standing outside.
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  Some are booing at you.
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  Some are cheering for your release.
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  Some people are completely indifferent and just
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  there to see what happens.
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  And amidst the crowd, Lilith Sauce,
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  you do recognize one particular figure who
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  seems to be waving and trying to get your attention.
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  And it is the chief from "Boying Space."
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  And he's kind of pushing his way through the crowd
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  to get up close to the front.
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  You've got reporters in your face
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  that are sticking these sort of like magical wand sticks up
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  to you that have recording capabilities.
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  These are all things that you're aware of.
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  They're trying to ask you questions.
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  Sir, sir, did you successfully get away
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  with murdering an individual today?
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  No.
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  No, you didn't get away with it?
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  Yes.
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  Yes, you did it?
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  No.
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  Sir, how many of the five murder charges
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  were you successfully able to commit and therefore get away
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  with today?
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  No.
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  Questions like this are obviously flooding in.
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  You're confused until eventually the chief
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  manages to push his way to the front and he says,
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  a feather, a feather.
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  I've got to talk to your feather.
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  It's important.
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  I know you're in a bit of a situation right now.
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  But I need to speak with you at your earliest convenience.
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  Well, here it is right now.
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  It's the earliest.
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  No, I can't tell you in front of all these people.
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  I need you to come to my office as quickly as possible.
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  I'm probably going to die.
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  So--
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  You'll be fine.
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  I'm sure you'll be fine.
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  I really want out of this life.
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  OK, DB takes pause at this one.
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  What?
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  I just want out of this life.
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  I've been in new life.
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  What life?
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  What are you talking about, feather?
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  I've just got a new path on life.
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  And I just-- after this is over, if I survive,
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  I just want out.
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  I just want out.
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  Look, feather, I don't know how else to say this.
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  But this is way bigger than anything.
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  In fact, it might affect this entire world.
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  I need to speak with you.
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  Look, everything is connected.
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  That's all I can say.
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  Everything is connected.
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  So just promise me.
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  Promise me.
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  When you make it out of this fight,
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  just stop by my office just for a quick chat.
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  Do something to help me in this fight,
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  and I'll come stop by.
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  All right, I can do that.
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  OK, deal.
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  All right.
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  And you get hauled off to the Coliseum
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  and thrown into kind of just this little waiting room
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  as they kind of get everything all prepared to do the fight.
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  The rest of you guys follow along with this whole procession.
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  And eventually, you guys also arrive to the Coliseum,
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  but you guys are at the entrance, the typical entrance.
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  And there's a handful of the crowd itself,
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  a handful of other people that are all going inside.
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  There's a couple of guards that kind of run little ticket
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  booths on either side of the entrance.
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  And people are having to pay to get inside.
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  And you guys kind of approach those booths.
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  And one of the guards says--
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  All right, how many we got here?
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  One, two, three, four.
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  OK.
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  It's three gold a piece.
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  I think we're exempt.
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  We are part of the defense team.
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  Well, I'm sorry, sir, but the only people that get in here
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  that don't have passes are either people
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  that work for the Coliseum or reporters who have press badges.
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  So I mean, unless you got a badge for working here
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  or a press badge, I can't let you through for free.
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  I will reach into my scales and pull out three gold piece.
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  Oh, where have these gold pieces been?
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  Where are you pulling them out of there, bud?
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  Well, money's money.
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  All right, what about the rest of you guys?
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  You can go on, inser.
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  No, I just had my press badge.
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  I'm with KGB.
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  Oh, there it is.
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  And I go back about 30 paces down the street.
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  And I bend down and I cast Prestidigitation.
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  OK.
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  And well, actually, I should have probably
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  looked what press badges looked like.
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  It just says press.
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  All right, you approach him with that.
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  I also care.
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  Oh, I don't know how Prestidigitation works.
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  Isn't it a small trinket or something like that?
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  Oh, you create a non-magical trinket or illusory image.
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  Yeah.
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  So check it out.
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  OK.
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  So here we go.
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  Here's my press badge.
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  And I flash it to him.
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  Yeah, roll a deception check.
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  10.
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  That's-- he rolled ridiculously low.
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  So yeah, you flash in the badge.
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  He goes, OK, go ahead, sir.
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  And he kind of just brushes you along.
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  He doesn't seem like super attended to stuff like this.
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  Like he could care less.
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  He just needs to get the people that don't have any potential
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  option to flash a badge.
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  And he's going to charge them.
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  And I say, he has all my equipment.
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  Those two do.
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  I point to Dex and Rorick.
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  I wave and then pat my pouch.
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  OK.
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  Roll a persuasion check to persuade him that they're
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  with you.
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  23.
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  Holy, yeah.
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  OK.
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  He goes, OK, yep, yep.
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  Hurry along.
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  Just got to get this line moving.
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  They're going to start the fight here pretty quick.
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  So--
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  All right, let's get in there, boys.
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  We got to set up.
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  All right.
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  And you guys head on in.
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  It is a very crowded space.
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  There are a lot of people that were already here
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  at this Coliseum.
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  People that-- this is pretty much just their life.
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  They go to the Coliseum.
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  They watch people fight things.
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  Sometimes die.
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  Sometimes they cause other things to die.
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  That's just what they do.
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  So it's a pretty crowded place full of people
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  that were already here for other events.
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  You can buy-- you assume you must be able to buy some kind
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  of a pass or something like that,
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  where you can stay for like the full day.
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  Whatever the case, you guys can't hear just for this event.
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  And there's all kinds of stuff going on here.
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  You've got people running concessions.
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  You've got people-- what else goes on at like a big stable?
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  Oh, there'd be people selling.
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  I don't know.
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  There's all kinds of stuff.
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  There's usually like merchandise.
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  Yeah.
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  There's-- there's the guys yelling, get your hot dogs.
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  And there's--
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  And there's the guys yelling, get your ass out of here.
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  Security.
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  Oh, no.
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  It's just some weird dude.
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  He's only got like four teeth.
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  And he's like, get your-- get your ass out of here.
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  I don't like you.
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  I hate scoblins.
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  Oh, a racist.
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  Yep.
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  Every sporting event has one of those.
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  Every sporting event's got racists.
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  I mean, statistically speaking, I mean,
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  there's that many people in there.
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  There's going to be someone a little bit--
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  there's got to be at least one.
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  So there's all kinds of stuff going on in here.
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  It's a crazy place.
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  You've got people that are selling concessions.
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  You've got everything from food and drink.
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  And then you've got people selling merchandise.
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  There's all kinds of shirts and jerseys and hats and gloves
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  and everything else.
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  Things you can wear.
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  Giant fingers-- or giant hands with fingers sticking up
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  that say number one.
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  There are bedding.
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  There's a whole bunch of bedding going on.
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  So there's booths that you can go to to say,
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  I want to put bets on this person or whatever they're
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  fighting or whatever the case.
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  So there's a lot going on here.
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  There's people crowding in lines, getting ready for whatever
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  element of this event is going to happen.
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  But otherwise, the seating itself is pretty free seating.
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  You can kind of go sit wherever as long as there's a free spot.
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  There's no tickets or anything like that.
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  And are there any seats near the front row?
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  Oh, absolutely.
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  Ellen goes up in the front row.
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  Do we have our weapons or have those
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  been confiscated at the door?
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  I would say you have them.
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  There's kind of a place for them to allow said--
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  I love your band.
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  Mark, you will like to go check out the bedding.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  So you go over there and there's a guy there.
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  And he's like, all right, place your bets, place your bets.
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  You got-- what do we got today?
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  We've got a criminal.
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  He's an alleged murderer.
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  Not currently proven as such.
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  But he was busted for aggravated assault and theft.
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  And he's going up against the mystery enemy.
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  So you can place your bets on one or the other.
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  What are the odds?
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  Two to one.
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  I don't know what that means.
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  A thousand gold on the bird.
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  Assuming the mystery monster is not also a bird.
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  Sir Clair, bye.
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  Oh, you're talking about the kinkoo.
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  You want a thousand gold on the kinkoo?
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  I can do a thousand.
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  All right.
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  And he reaches out for your bet.
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  I give him 1,000 gold.
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  All right.
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  I'll put that in here.
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  And he has your ticket, sir.
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  And he hands you a ticket.
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  And he stamps it.
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  He has like a little stamp thing that he like twirls
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  the numbers on and he stamps it.
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  So it says 1,000 gold, two to one odds for the kinkoo.
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  So you've got that ticket.
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  All right.
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  Don't lose that ticket.
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  Because if you win, you're going to want to come back with that.
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  Skyler knows two to one odds are like a coin flip.
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  So if the betting thinks it's a 50/50 matchup,
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  like they're basically the same, it's two to one.
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  But if one side's stronger than the other,
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  then they up the odds.
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  Right.
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  I understand that.
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  So in this case, if he wins, Dave gets 2k.
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  Double.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, he wanted to keep it easy.
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  Right.
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  He'd get a five on top.
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  It was on a thousand.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm just saying betting odds go up
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  if they're less likely to win.
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  Yeah, it's pretty even.
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  But if it's even, then it'd be two to one odds for both people.
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  Yeah.
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  The element of mystery in the monster or whatever it is
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  that he's going to have to fight kind of plays into this.
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  Where why would I vote if I don't really--
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  or why would I put--
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  Sasha, it's either you can put it on this guy
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  or two to one odds on the mystery.
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  Right.
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  OK.
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  The host doesn't even know what the mystery monster is.
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  This guy doesn't.
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  Cool.
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  They have to know.
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  They choose the monster based on where the more money lies.
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  So the more money lies in the monster,
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  then they'll have the monster be pretty weak.
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  But if more money lies in the contender,
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  then the monster becomes some megalothon coming out.
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  Make sure he doesn't win.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, you like to think that this is a pretty fair.
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  We'll see.
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  They probably just pre-selected.
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  So I want to make a perception check
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  to see what kind of stamp he stamped this win.
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  OK.
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  Sure.
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  Take it.
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  Or why?
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  Oh, cute.
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  OK.
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  OK.
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  Is there--
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  Justice, could he--
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  does he have a stamp on his purse?
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  OK.
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  Yeah.
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  Roll up your perception check.
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  18.
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  19.
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  All right.
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  So with one hand, he's accepting money.
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  And with the other hand, he is holding that stamp.
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  And you never see those two things cross over.
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  He takes the money.
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  He grabs a blank ticket.
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  He stamps it.
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  Or he adjusts the stamp with the free hand
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  and then stamps the ticket and hands the ticket over.
• 18:11
  So that stamp has not left his hand as you watch.
• 18:15
  Can I look-- I want to look at--
• 18:17
  kind of linger around, listen to some other people
• 18:20
  placing bets.
• 18:21
  Like, try to determine if this ink is special at all.
• 18:25
  OK.
• 18:25
  OK.
• 18:26
  You hang around.
• 18:28
  And most of what you hear-- you don't hear anything
• 18:31
  about the ink.
• 18:32
  I don't think anybody's talking about the ink.
• 18:33
  But you definitely hear some individuals talking about the
• 18:36
  fight.
• 18:36
  And they're like, oh, man, I don't know.
• 18:38
  What do you think?
• 18:39
  Well, what should I put my money on, man?
• 18:41
  Because I've only got a little bit from work.
• 18:44
  I just got paid today.
• 18:45
  And I really got to make this happen.
• 18:46
  I've got to increase this money.
• 18:49
  And the other guy's like, look, man, I don't know about you.
• 18:51
  But if it was me, I almost always bet on the mystery enemy.
• 18:57
  This guy's a criminal.
• 19:00
  He's alleged for murder.
• 19:02
  They didn't get him on it.
• 19:03
  But he's alleged for murder.
• 19:04
  And that means society's going to want to get rid of him,
• 19:07
  right?
• 19:07
  And we all know.
• 19:08
  We all know the government's working with the Coliseum.
• 19:11
  That's not a conspiracy.
• 19:12
  That's like literally how this works, right?
• 19:14
  And the guy's like, yeah, I guess that is how it works.
• 19:17
  Yeah, OK.
• 19:17
  So that means they want to get rid of this guy.
• 19:20
  He's a hazard.
• 19:21
  And so they're going to put him up against something
• 19:23
  he can't handle.
• 19:24
  So you always bet mystery.
• 19:26
  Oh, I don't know, man.
• 19:27
  I bet mystery that one time.
• 19:29
  And the guy was able to kill it.
• 19:31
  And he's like, well, OK, that was an anomaly of nature.
• 19:35
  OK, that guy was a psychopath.
• 19:37
  And the fact that they led him out, also,
• 19:39
  he was a member of the beasts.
• 19:42
  We knew this.
• 19:43
  That guy was crazy.
• 19:44
  And he was jacked.
• 19:46
  So I mean, yeah, that was your loss.
• 19:48
  He's like, well, you also put money on him.
• 19:50
  Well, yeah, I know.
• 19:50
  That was my loss, too.
• 19:51
  We both lost that day.
• 19:53
  But whatever the case, this guy, I saw him.
• 19:56
  I saw him as he was coming out of the court.
• 19:57
  I was in the crowd.
• 19:59
  Didn't look like the kind of guy
• 20:00
  that's going to be able to defeat this thing.
• 20:02
  So whatever it is.
• 20:04
  All right, I'll go bet on the mystery enemy.
• 20:07
  But if I lose, man, you owe me dinner.
• 20:11
  Yeah, OK, whatever.
• 20:13
  And they go over and they start placing their bets.
• 20:15
  All right, you guys all--
• 20:17
  Here we go, find a seat.
• 20:18
  You guys all find seats.
• 20:19
  Yeah, you all get seats up in the front row.
• 20:21
  And you look around, you notice that not a lot of people
• 20:23
  are sitting in the front rows.
• 20:25
  But there's a handful here and there.
• 20:27
  So you guys are definitely able to get a pretty good seat.
• 20:30
  Close to the action.
• 20:32
  So as you guys are sitting there,
• 20:34
  there's an individual that's going around.
• 20:36
  And he's got a handful of snacks on him.
• 20:38
  But he also has a whole bunch of little pamphlets.
• 20:41
  And he starts handing them out to each of you.
• 20:43
  And each of these papers is a sort of menu from the Coliseum.
• 20:49
  So it highlights a variety of different things
• 20:52
  that you can buy on the front.
• 20:53
  It says, we appreciate your patronage to the Coliseum
• 20:56
  today.
• 20:56
  In case this is your first time, here's
• 20:58
  a description of how our menu works.
• 21:01
  Below you will see a variety of weapons, armor, spells, potions,
• 21:04
  and other products available for purchase
• 21:06
  for your preferred battler, whether that
• 21:09
  be one of our courageous fighters or even one of the monsters
• 21:13
  they're taking on.
• 21:14
  The Coliseum loves to keep their fights
• 21:16
  exciting and interesting.
• 21:17
  So we greatly encourage you to feel free to order from our menu
• 21:21
  as much as you desire.
• 21:23
  And on this menu, you will see a very wide list of weapons
• 21:29
  that you could purchase for--
• 21:31
  I mean, technically, four little sauce,
• 21:33
  or you could purchase them for whoever or whatever it is
• 21:36
  that he's fighting.
• 21:37
  There are a variety of different armors.
• 21:40
  There are spell scrolls of every level.
• 21:42
  So you would just pick a spell that you
• 21:45
  would want to purchase a scroll for.
• 21:48
  There are potions and oils of all different kinds.
• 21:51
  And then at the bottom of the second page,
• 21:55
  there are what are called additional challenges.
• 21:58
  So during the battle, you may--
• 22:00
  this is what it reads on the additional challenges.
• 22:02
  During the battle, you may feel the urge
• 22:03
  to add an additional combatant to the skirmish
• 22:06
  to make the battle more interesting.
• 22:08
  Below is a chart of the various options
• 22:10
  you have to increase the challenge on today's fighter.
• 22:13
  Additional challenge creatures are
• 22:14
  based on the availability of what the Coliseum has
• 22:17
  available at the moment.
• 22:19
  Purchasers may make the choice based
• 22:21
  on what we have available within that difficulty class.
• 22:24
  By default, these creatures--
• 22:26
  this is a little bit meta, just to put that out there
• 22:28
  for you guys.
• 22:28
  But by default, these creatures fall under the beast category.
• 22:32
  Creatures with an intelligence of 8+ are not allowed.
• 22:36
  And then further down, you will see additional challenges
• 22:39
  type variations.
• 22:41
  So if you want to go with creatures that are not beasts,
• 22:44
  there is an upcharge because they're
• 22:47
  a little bit more difficult to procure.
• 22:50
  And then finally, at the very end of it all,
• 22:53
  you have the snack menu, snacks and meals,
• 22:56
  various snacks, meals, and beverages
• 22:58
  that you can purchase for yourself today at the Coliseum
• 23:02
  while enjoying the battle at hand.
• 23:05
  So that's everything that you guys
• 23:07
  need to know as the spectators.
• 23:10
  But whatever the case, a man or rather a large, hulking orc
• 23:15
  goes out to a floating platform above the center
• 23:21
  of the Coliseum that floats out there.
• 23:24
  And he says--
• 23:25
  All right, ladies and gentlemen, who's ready for a fight?
• 23:32
  And you hear everybody start cheering and running
• 23:34
  to their seats if they're not in them already,
• 23:36
  taking their seats and excitedly munching away
• 23:39
  at whatever snacks or gulping away at whatever beverages
• 23:42
  it is that they purchased.
• 23:43
  All right, first of all, you know how all this works.
• 23:47
  We're going to determine the terrain of today's battle.
• 23:50
  And a giant--
• 23:52
  almost like a-- basically, what almost
• 23:54
  looks like a giant slot machine kind of lifts up into the air.
• 23:58
  And on one side, you can see what
• 23:59
  looks like a moon with some clouds.
• 24:04
  And then just under that, you can just barely
• 24:06
  see what looks like a sun kind of poking out.
• 24:08
  And then above that, you can see what
• 24:10
  looks like a snowflake.
• 24:11
  And then the sort of slot section next to it,
• 24:14
  the spinning section next to it, you
• 24:16
  can see what looks like a desert oasis,
• 24:20
  little cartoon style.
• 24:22
  Above that, you can see kind of mountains.
• 24:24
  And then below that, you can see a--
• 24:28
  under the ocean with some kelp and fish swimming around.
• 24:31
  And he reaches over and he pulls this giant leather.
• 24:34
  And the two slots start to spin at the same time
• 24:37
  until the first one comes to a stop.
• 24:39
  And it just shows a big picture of a sun,
• 24:42
  like a cartoon sun, S-U-N.
• 24:44
  And then on the right side, it spins and it spins and it spins
• 24:47
  until it stops on the little desert oasis picture.
• 24:51
  And he says, all right, everybody, get your sunscreen out
• 24:55
  because it's going to be a hot, hot, hot battle today.
• 24:59
  Looks like we're going to be barreling in the hot sun
• 25:02
  in a desert environment.
• 25:04
  And some people start to cheer.
• 25:06
  Some people start to boo-boo-boo,
• 25:08
  because they're not happy about the situation,
• 25:11
  including Roryk.
• 25:13
  But whatever the case, you see the terrain on the ground
• 25:17
  start to shift and move as the magic that is inside of it
• 25:21
  starts to change the environment until you all
• 25:24
  kind of feel this rush of heat, hot wind kind of come
• 25:28
  across you as the ground starts to transform
• 25:32
  into hilly sections of sandy area.
• 25:35
  And the whole Coliseum starts to get very bright with sunlight
• 25:40
  as the Coliseum is now transferred
• 25:43
  into a hot desert climate.
• 25:46
  All right, everybody, now that the terrain has been revealed,
• 25:49
  let's see your first challenger.
• 25:53
  Little sauce from inside your little holding cell.
• 25:55
  The gates and the opens and you can see before you
• 25:58
  the Coliseum ahead and the very tall sandy dunes.
• 26:03
  Thank you.
• 26:03
  Yes, you see the sandy dunes ahead of you.
• 26:06
  Do I get pyro?
• 26:11
  You get what?
• 26:11
  Pyro.
• 26:12
  My entrance.
• 26:13
  Oh, yeah.
• 26:14
  Do your entrance.
• 26:15
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 26:16
  Yeah.
• 26:16
  He just-- I get pyro, though.
• 26:19
  Are you going to say?
• 26:20
  No, I'm asking if I get pyrotechnics.
• 26:23
  Oh.
• 26:24
  Oh, what's your walk up song?
• 26:26
  Yeah.
• 26:27
  I don't know.
• 26:27
  See what happens when you walk out.
• 26:29
  Just walk out.
• 26:31
  I need to know.
• 26:31
  You come stepping out and he says, oh, challenger for today
• 26:36
  is--
• 26:37
  There's this little dude with a giant drum
• 26:46
  off to one side of the Coliseum.
• 26:49
  He's just slamming on it.
• 26:50
  And he goes--
• 26:51
  Little sauce.
• 26:58
  And I just look up at the credit card.
• 27:00
  I spread my wings and do a performance check.
• 27:03
  See if you can get the crowd going.
• 27:05
  I hope you get tomato thrown at you.
• 27:08
  That's what I should have put on here.
• 27:09
  It's just purchasable tomatoes that you can throw out.
• 27:12
  13.
• 27:13
  13.
• 27:13
  13.
• 27:14
  On the beverage menu.
• 27:15
  There is no description.
• 27:17
  Oh, yeah.
• 27:18
  How do I know what is alcohol?
• 27:19
  I'll let you come up with the description.
• 27:21
  Bam.
• 27:21
  Look what you did.
• 27:22
  You gave yourself a more responsibility.
• 27:25
  You rolled a 13.
• 27:27
  Yeah, there's a pretty--
• 27:28
  Like a little bit more than half is kind of excited to see you
• 27:31
  go out there.
• 27:32
  You get their attention.
• 27:33
  They're like, all right, this guy seems pretty cool.
• 27:36
  They're giving you some applause.
• 27:37
  So yeah, you get a pretty nice round of applause
• 27:40
  as you enter the stadium.
• 27:43
  And folks, give me a standing applause
• 27:48
  for little sausage opponent today for his crimes
• 27:54
  of assault and trespassing in order to fulfill that punishment.
• 28:01
  He is going to have to face the beast known as--
• 28:09
  And as he's saying this, the chains--
• 28:12
  you can hear the chains clinking.
• 28:14
  I'm sitting there yawning.
• 28:16
  Oh, yeah.
• 28:17
  You can hear the chains clinking.
• 28:20
  As the gate across from you is pulled up,
• 28:24
  you hear a loud as if something kind of exhaled outwards.
• 28:31
  The gate starts to rise.
• 28:33
  The ground starts to shake as two massive legs
• 28:39
  step out from amidst the gate.
• 28:42
  And a head pops out, covered in scales,
• 28:46
  as the announcer shouts out, "The Alistorist!"
• 28:51
  And all the people start to cheer and scream.
• 28:54
  You know what an Alistorist is?
• 29:14
  No, I don't.
• 29:14
  It's like a slightly smaller T-Rex.
• 29:17
  Kudo has this strange sensation.
• 29:20
  Oh, so I've been one of those the past life.
• 29:23
  In a past life.
• 29:25
  I mean, you remember from outside before you guys
• 29:27
  got dropped into this world.
• 29:29
  So this is pretty familiar.
• 29:30
  Oh, his goose is cut.
• 29:32
  So as it drew it, he can shape shift into different creatures.
• 29:36
  And so one of them is an Alistorist
• 29:38
  that he had access to, which I'm kind of surprised
• 29:40
  you were able to do at your level.
• 29:42
  But that's pretty cool.
• 29:44
  Whatever the case, the Alistorist
• 29:46
  starts to lift its head and it lets out a huge roar.
• 29:50
  And again, the crowd starts to go nuts.
• 29:57
  They're so excited for this fight.
• 29:59
  But before it can happen, I need you to roll initiative.
• 30:05
  Nat 20.
• 30:06
  Oh, Nat 20.
• 30:09
  Was there anything that you were doing
• 30:12
  while he was announcing the Alistorist
• 30:15
  to prepare for this fight?
• 30:16
  Just to clarify, before we jump into the initiative order,
• 30:19
  was there anything that you were going to do before they
• 30:21
  started pulling the gate open?
• 30:23
  No.
• 30:23
  OK.
• 30:24
  No, I'm not talking to anything.
• 30:25
  OK, sounds good.
• 30:26
  All right, well, you got a 20, so you
• 30:28
  were going to be going first for this battle.
• 30:31
  All right, so I can do my turn if I do the Blur.
• 30:37
  OK.
• 30:37
  That's my whole action, correct?
• 30:39
  It says one action.
• 30:39
  Yep.
• 30:40
  You still have your movement action, your bonus action,
• 30:42
  if you want to do anything with it.
• 30:44
  Am I able to attack him?
• 30:46
  Not with the bonus action.
• 30:48
  OK.
• 30:49
  How far away am I?
• 30:51
  Let's say 60 feet.
• 30:53
  I'm good.
• 30:54
  I'm just do Blur.
• 30:55
  OK.
• 30:56
  As you do Blur, the image of yourself and everybody else
• 31:00
  in the audience can see this as well
• 31:02
  starts to kind of get fuzzy, and it
• 31:04
  starts to kind of expand and retract in the immediate area
• 31:07
  around you, almost creating what sort of looks
• 31:10
  like multiple versions of yourself,
• 31:12
  but they all kind of seem to swirl
• 31:14
  around your original self.
• 31:16
  They're not like illusory clones like in Mirror Image,
• 31:20
  but it's more just blurring where you specifically are at.
• 31:23
  So it's really hard to keep track of where you particularly
• 31:26
  are.
• 31:27
  With that being said, the Allosaurus goes next.
• 31:31
  It starts to--
• 31:32
  [GUNSHOTS]
• 31:34
  --just race towards you.
• 31:36
  Did we get a turn order?
• 31:38
  Yes, actually, it's probably good that you guys have a turn
• 31:41
  order.
• 31:41
  That's a good point.
• 31:42
  20, five, three.
• 31:44
  OK.
• 31:44
  Well, you'll be going before the Allosaurus makes its attack,
• 31:48
  for sure.
• 31:49
  Oh, I will be going after the Allosaurus.
• 31:51
  Dave, would you get it?
• 31:52
  19.
• 31:52
  19.
• 31:53
  Nice.
• 31:54
  All right.
• 31:55
  All right, and then Fatty Lumpkins
• 31:57
  is going after the Allosaurus.
• 31:59
  Does Blur raise up my armor class?
• 32:02
  No.
• 32:02
  What's it do?
• 32:03
  It gives a disadvantage on anyone to attack you.
• 32:06
  All right, Cameron, what is Rorick doing with his action?
• 32:10
  As the Allosaurus is starting to race towards his friend
• 32:13
  in the ring.
• 32:14
  Oh, I'm not doing much.
• 32:15
  I'm just yawing.
• 32:16
  Well, son, you got this.
• 32:20
  I'm just giving him Bartik inspiration.
• 32:22
  All right, nice.
• 32:22
  1DE6, right?
• 32:24
  Yeah.
• 32:24
  Oh, OK, level one.
• 32:25
  Oh, that's fair.
• 32:26
  OK, so Quinn, you have Bartik inspiration.
• 32:28
  You have a 1D4.
• 32:30
  You can roll a D4 on any skill check, on an attack.
• 32:34
  Can you roll it on damage as well?
• 32:36
  No.
• 32:37
  And I don't give you any action roll, basically.
• 32:39
  Action, so.
• 32:40
  All right, so you have that in your back pocket.
• 32:42
  If at any point you want to use it,
• 32:43
  you can choose to do so.
• 32:45
  Dave, what would you like to do?
• 32:47
  Yeah, and I'll have one sausage roll, please.
• 32:51
  And there's a guy standing there.
• 32:52
  He's got like a pinstrape outfit on.
• 32:55
  He's like, all right, here's your sausage roll.
• 32:58
  And he gives you a package.
• 33:00
  It's basically a hot dog, but a medieval style,
• 33:02
  where it's more of like a sausage as opposed
• 33:04
  to whatever hot dogs are made of.
• 33:08
  What'd you like?
• 33:08
  Mustard with that?
• 33:09
  Perhaps some cats up?
• 33:11
  Oh, awesome cats up.
• 33:13
  All right, here you go.
• 33:14
  Just tell me when.
• 33:14
  That's good.
• 33:19
  What?
• 33:20
  I think you didn't say stop.
• 33:23
  Anyway, enjoy your sausage roll in Easter.
• 33:24
  So walk away.
• 33:25
  He's like, sausage rolls, ham steak.
• 33:29
  Wait, what does this potion of resistance do?
• 33:33
  What?
• 33:33
  You want a potion of it?
• 33:34
  Look, I've just sell the food, man.
• 33:37
  Oh, well, no, I can help you with that.
• 33:39
  That's fine.
• 33:40
  Give me just a moment, yeah.
• 33:42
  Oh, yeah, so the potion of resistance, yeah.
• 33:44
  So basically, you can have it sent to your competitor,
• 33:48
  whoever you choose.
• 33:50
  If it's the monster, it'll probably
• 33:53
  be cast on him through magic as opposed to an actual potion,
• 33:56
  but it's the same thing.
• 33:58
  Anyways, it grants some resistance
• 34:00
  to a particular damage type.
• 34:03
  That could be acid, cold, fire, force, so on and so forth.
• 34:09
  Is it only?
• 34:10
  It says one type of damage, and then it
• 34:12
  has a whole bunch of them, but it doesn't list the usual ones.
• 34:18
  But at the same time, I don't see why not.
• 34:21
  Yeah, I'm going to say that it also
• 34:22
  works for physical damage types, but it's still a singular one.
• 34:26
  So it'll either be piercing, or slashing, or bludgeoning,
• 34:30
  just because I like that.
• 34:32
  Those teeth look pretty nasty.
• 34:34
  How about potion of--
• 34:36
  He says, hey, what are you trying to say about my teeth?
• 34:39
  There's nothing wrong with my teeth.
• 34:41
  That big lizard down there.
• 34:43
  Oh, yeah, yeah, that thing's as nasty.
• 34:46
  One potion of piercing resistance.
• 34:49
  Piercing resistance.
• 34:50
  You got it.
• 34:51
  He takes your money, and he goes on.
• 34:54
  He's his thing that holds the tray that he carries around
• 34:57
  that holds his food, like, opens up,
• 34:59
  and there's a little button inside, and he pushes it.
• 35:02
  He pushes a couple of different buttons,
• 35:04
  but whatever the case, he pushes these buttons,
• 35:06
  and then you look out onto the field.
• 35:08
  Oh, and he says, oh, and who are you purchasing that for?
• 35:11
  Now the bird.
• 35:12
  Oh, of course.
• 35:14
  The evolved bird?
• 35:15
  No, I'm totally--
• 35:17
  He hits a button, and all of a sudden, a pedestal
• 35:20
  opens up right in front of you, Will Sauce,
• 35:21
  and there's a potion sitting on it.
• 35:24
  OK, may I grab it?
• 35:26
  OK, you drink it?
• 35:28
  Well, I might as well.
• 35:29
  All right, you drink it, and all of a sudden,
• 35:31
  you start to feel kind of a strength rise inside of you
• 35:35
  as if you could handle damage better.
• 35:39
  I don't want to say you feel resistance to piercing damage,
• 35:42
  because that's a little ridiculous,
• 35:44
  but that's basically the gist of it.
• 35:46
  All right.
• 35:46
  Because I'm me.
• 35:47
  So with that, the Allosaurus comes rushing towards you.
• 35:51
  OK, so he's going to attempt a claw attack.
• 35:54
  He has disadvantage.
• 35:57
  Oh, and it's going to fail.
• 35:59
  That is an eight.
• 36:01
  Eight to attempt a hit, which I know
• 36:03
  does not match your AC.
• 36:05
  He lunges for you.
• 36:07
  You sidestep out of the way.
• 36:09
  He slams into the ground.
• 36:10
  You feel the sand around you start to--
• 36:14
  it splashes up.
• 36:15
  It gets all up in your face, because it's
• 36:17
  a very short-lived, momentary cloud of dust
• 36:21
  as the Allosaurus lands on the ground, just shy of you,
• 36:25
  and turns its head towards you, and bears its big, nasty teeth.
• 36:31
  Fatty Lumpkins, is there anything that you
• 36:33
  would like to do on your turn?
• 36:35
  No, Fatty will, in this term, just
• 36:38
  whiten his finger nails, his claws.
• 36:41
  Nails?
• 36:43
  Yeah, you're sitting there nervously
• 36:44
  biting your claws as you watch this giant beast that
• 36:47
  could easily eat your friend in one bite, slam down right next
• 36:51
  to him and turn to look his way.
• 36:53
  With that being said, the announcer screams out,
• 36:56
  oh, and it looks like the beast is not
• 36:59
  able to land a first hit.
• 37:01
  Let's see what little saw stars in return.
• 37:05
  Can I do--
• 37:07
  can I add Major Armour?
• 37:09
  Can I stack that?
• 37:10
  Yes, because Major Armour does not require a concentration.
• 37:14
  But I'm assuming that Blur does require a concentration.
• 37:18
  But I don't think you have any other spells
• 37:20
  that require concentration, so I don't think you have--
• 37:22
  Thunder Wave, what would benefit Speed 2 then?
• 37:27
  So will I lose Blur then?
• 37:29
  No.
• 37:29
  No.
• 37:30
  Thunder Wave would require he make the dinosaur.
• 37:33
  I'm assuming it's a he.
• 37:34
  And I guess that is my job to make that kind of step up.
• 37:36
  Anyway, it will make a Constitution saving throw.
• 37:40
  And if it fails, it takes damage,
• 37:42
  and it gets pushed 10 feet away from you.
• 37:45
  If it succeeds, it takes half as much damage,
• 37:48
  so it still does a little bit of damage.
• 37:49
  But it's also not pushed away.
• 37:51
  You can upcast that one.
• 37:53
  Just a--
• 37:54
  How much more damage does it do?
• 37:55
  An extra d8 for every level up you go.
• 37:59
  So if it's all you get, 2d8.
• 38:01
  You currently get 2d8, and then if you went up a level,
• 38:03
  then you would bring a 3d8.
• 38:05
  All right, I'm going to do Thunder Wave then.
• 38:06
  I'm going to cast Thunder Wave.
• 38:07
  OK, that was good.
• 38:09
  So I've used my Blur, so I get three of them,
• 38:12
  so this is my second level two, correct?
• 38:15
  Right.
• 38:15
  Right, yep.
• 38:16
  OK.
• 38:17
  OK, he's going to roll.
• 38:18
  He is doing a Constitution save, and he rolls a 13.
• 38:25
  Mine's 13.
• 38:26
  13?
• 38:27
  Here's what I'll tell you.
• 38:28
  Given that it needs it, I will give you full damage,
• 38:30
  but he's not pushed away.
• 38:32
  All right.
• 38:33
  All right, so we roll 3d8.
• 38:34
  12.
• 38:38
  All right, you slam down your quarter staff.
• 38:42
  [EXPLOSION]
• 38:45
  Getting the ground around you, and it causes a rippling effect
• 38:52
  of sand as this wave of force slams outwards from you,
• 38:57
  slamming into the allosaurus, spraying sand all up into it
• 39:01
  at a high speed, causing a bit of damage.
• 39:03
  The allosaurus buckles back a little bit,
• 39:06
  and then turns towards you and roars angrily.
• 39:09
  Is there anything else you would like to do, movement,
• 39:12
  bonus action, any of that kind of stuff?
• 39:14
  I'd like to move back 10 feet, if I could.
• 39:16
  OK, yeah, you rushed backwards another 10 feet.
• 39:20
  The announcer from up on his floating disc shouts out,
• 39:23
  Oh, and the sauce put a slam down on the allosaurus,
• 39:28
  causing him to take some damage.
• 39:31
  But it's not enough to take him out.
• 39:33
  Will the allosaurus make a return?
• 39:36
  With that, we jump over to Cameron.
• 39:39
  Hey, is there anyone near me?
• 39:42
  Sure, that is standing up and just going absolutely crazy.
• 39:46
  Yeah, cool.
• 39:49
  Can I pick his pocket?
• 39:51
  Oh, sure.
• 39:51
  With the invisible maychan.
• 39:53
  Yeah, roll the-- what would be it, a sleight of hand?
• 39:56
  Yep.
• 39:56
  All right.
• 39:57
  19.
• 39:58
  19?
• 39:59
  Heck yeah, you get some stuff out of this dude's pocket.
• 40:02
  You get a coliseum key chain.
• 40:06
  Oh, sick.
• 40:06
  You get three gold pieces.
• 40:09
  Oh, sick.
• 40:10
  And you get a small bottle of unknown liquid, like a flask.
• 40:16
  Sick, I drink it.
• 40:18
  It's alcohol.
• 40:19
  Rolly-- but it's strong.
• 40:21
  Rolly-- Rolly Constitution saving throw.
• 40:24
  Also, I'm not in my typical dwarf body.
• 40:27
  Yeah, that's right.
• 40:28
  Still getting used to a hard amount of--
• 40:30
  He is gobbling.
• 40:30
  Going to be able to handle it.
• 40:32
  16.
• 40:32
  OK, yeah, you feel like you can feel it hit you,
• 40:36
  and you can feel a little bit of a buzz, but you're out.
• 40:38
  You're out.
• 40:39
  Oh, yeah.
• 40:41
  And I start waving my coliseum key chain in the air,
• 40:45
  doing exactly what he's doing.
• 40:46
  You guys both got to the same place,
• 40:48
  probably with the same substance.
• 40:50
  D, what would you like to do?
• 40:52
  I say, that's right.
• 40:55
  Sos, send that lizard back to the stone age.
• 40:58
  Do I hear him?
• 40:59
  Yeah.
• 41:00
  This is a little bit--
• 41:01
  They're in the front row.
• 41:02
  So yeah, I think they're pretty--
• 41:03
  I say, is there a seed?
• 41:04
  Look, bro.
• 41:04
  How far are we from this ensuing battle?
• 41:08
  I mean, how big is the arena?
• 41:09
  I was going to say, if you were to go all the way across,
• 41:12
  you'd probably be going like 80 to 100 feet.
• 41:17
  So is that diameter?
• 41:19
  That's day.
• 41:19
  So what's the radius from us to him?
• 41:22
  So then it would be about 40 to 50 feet.
• 41:24
  Oh.
• 41:25
  So well, radius from him to you guys?
• 41:28
  We're in the front row, and he--
• 41:29
  40 to 50 feet radius.
• 41:32
  Yeah, so you can probably hear us.
• 41:33
  It's your turn.
• 41:34
  Oh, it's still Dave's turn.
• 41:35
  Oh.
• 41:35
  Unless we just were yelling.
• 41:37
  Let's get turned.
• 41:38
  Let's get turned.
• 41:38
  That's a good turn.
• 41:39
  Yeah, good encouragement.
• 41:40
  All right.
• 41:41
  And as far as this ring goes, is it pretty well like--
• 41:46
  every portion of the arena is well lit,
• 41:48
  and yeah, it'll be visible as it will, like shadows or a row.
• 41:52
  Pass.
• 41:53
  Not that you can see.
• 41:56
  Fair enough.
• 41:57
  But everything is very well lit, especially right now,
• 42:00
  because of the fact that you guys got--
• 42:02
  or because of the terrain that was chosen for this.
• 42:05
  Oh, yeah.
• 42:05
  So there's sort of like a fake sun,
• 42:07
  sort of like a very bright radiant light that's
• 42:10
  above the arena right now.
• 42:12
  But it is giving off heat.
• 42:13
  It's almost like a tiny little sun up at the top.
• 42:16
  And it's eliminating everything pretty heftily.
• 42:18
  OK.
• 42:19
  But whatever the case, the allosaurus is next.
• 42:22
  I keep wanting to call it an allosaurus.
• 42:23
  Call it an owl for a week.
• 42:24
  Big owl.
• 42:24
  Big owl, the allosaurus.
• 42:26
  Aw, man.
• 42:27
  But if you give it a name, then it gets really depressing of it.
• 42:29
  Not really.
• 42:29
  So--
• 42:30
  I don't know.
• 42:31
  That's how I feel.
• 42:32
  He was going to--
• 42:33
  Well, it's the owl.
• 42:34
  Little sauce has a nickname, too, after the allosaurus.
• 42:37
  So Little sauce has a nickname, too.
• 42:39
  So now they both--
• 42:41
  He also literally killed people.
• 42:44
  So he did the owl.
• 42:44
  People.
• 42:45
  Yeah, but--
• 42:46
  So they both deserve to die.
• 42:48
  Big owl killed people that were either thrown in here
• 42:51
  or chose to be here.
• 42:52
  I like big owl.
• 42:53
  I'm going to start rooting for her.
• 42:54
  I kind of like big owl, too.
• 42:56
  Because you called him big owl.
• 42:57
  Whatever the case, big owl.
• 43:01
  There's some people.
• 43:02
  There are some people that rushed back over to the merch shop
• 43:04
  when they saw that it was the allosaurus.
• 43:06
  And now they all have like hats.
• 43:07
  So there was a dude at the merch booth.
• 43:11
  And he had this lever, right?
• 43:13
  And the second that he saw what enemy was coming out,
• 43:16
  he pulled the lever for it.
• 43:18
  And now everything in the merch shop
• 43:19
  changed to whatever that thing was.
• 43:21
  So there's a bunch of people that are around with big alastop.
• 43:24
  They've got hats that have teeth that come off
• 43:26
  in the front of it.
• 43:27
  It's pretty great.
• 43:28
  Anyways, the allosaurus turns towards Little sauce
• 43:31
  and lunges forward with its kind of long upper body
• 43:34
  to try to take a snap at Little sauce.
• 43:37
  It's still rolling with disadvantage.
• 43:38
  Just think if you kill it.
• 43:40
  It'll be a legend.
• 43:41
  It's a 16.
• 43:42
  Yeah.
• 43:43
  Does a 16 hit you?
• 43:44
  Yeah.
• 43:44
  Yeah.
• 43:45
  Is that what disadvantage?
• 43:46
  Yep.
• 43:47
  It rolled two 10s.
• 43:48
  Hot dog.
• 43:49
  Did you get bit?
• 43:50
  So you take four piercing damage as this thing chomps down.
• 43:54
  And a couple of its--
• 43:55
  Is that-- are you happy enough for it?
• 43:57
  Yeah, that was half.
• 43:57
  Yeah.
• 43:58
  And a couple of its teeth managed to slice a little bit
• 44:01
  of your arm, one of your--
• 44:04
  pulls off some feathers.
• 44:06
  So the piercing damage is reverse piercing damage
• 44:09
  from feathers being pulled out.
• 44:11
  Yeah, plucking bad news.
• 44:12
  You have to roll a constitution.
• 44:14
  You save and throw to see if you can keep your concentration.
• 44:16
  So you got to beat the 10.
• 44:18
  Yep.
• 44:18
  Constitution saving throw.
• 44:20
  Mind you, you can use Bartigan's bridge.
• 44:22
  That is true.
• 44:23
  So if you don't get it then, you think--
• 44:25
  What's your con?
• 44:26
  Seven.
• 44:28
  You want to have a con, say?
• 44:29
  Where is it at?
• 44:30
  Oh, you're one short.
• 44:32
  Oh, hey, it's guaranteed.
• 44:33
  Oh, guaranteed.
• 44:34
  He's the Bartik.
• 44:35
  And then I can't use it after that.
• 44:37
  Yeah, but it guarantees you keep your blur for up
• 44:40
  until you get attacked again.
• 44:41
  So good.
• 44:44
  Worth it.
• 44:44
  All right.
• 44:45
  So your blur remains intact, although you're
• 44:47
  a little shaken at first, not expecting to have gotten hit.
• 44:50
  But whatever the case, you're still standing.
• 44:52
  And we jump over to Fadiolomkin's.
• 44:56
  Fadiolomkin has just seen this goring of little sawsomey.
• 45:01
  But looking, it wasn't too much blood.
• 45:04
  Kido turns to his comrades and says, I've seen enough.
• 45:06
  And he leaves and goes to the main concourse.
• 45:10
  You just leave me--
• 45:12
  I can't watch this thing.
• 45:13
  I can't watch this.
• 45:14
  All right, you start to-- yeah, you start--
• 45:16
  nobody's going to stab you from leaving.
• 45:17
  But while they're--
• 45:18
  he's then going to turn his attention
• 45:20
  to the crowd of those shuffling around to the gift shops
• 45:23
  and those.
• 45:23
  I'm just going to see if we can find someone with a big, dark
• 45:26
  club.
• 45:27
  Oh, interesting.
• 45:28
  OK, I'm thinking Jedi.
• 45:30
  Well, I was a little like that.
• 45:32
  OK.
• 45:32
  Just a very concealing club.
• 45:34
  Does he see anyone?
• 45:35
  Oh, man.
• 45:36
  You presented me with an opportunity here.
• 45:39
  Old Ben?
• 45:40
  Is that you?
• 45:42
  I haven't heard anything.
• 45:44
  Of course, it's me.
• 45:45
  I-- wait.
• 45:46
  No sign, Nolan.
• 45:47
  No sign.
• 45:48
  No, it's me.
• 45:49
  Here's my probate.
• 45:50
  I have a lot of good, interesting characters
• 45:54
  that could be wearing a big, dark cloak.
• 45:57
  The question is, who do I want to--
• 45:59
  who do I want to introduce?
• 46:00
  I was just looking for a run-of-the-mill citizenry.
• 46:03
  Mm.
• 46:04
  No one special?
• 46:05
  Well, how would you know?
• 46:07
  Yeah, you see someone wearing a cloak,
• 46:09
  and you grab them, and it turns out
• 46:10
  it's the most important NPC in the story.
• 46:13
  You see a person wearing a big, dark cloak.
• 46:20
  There you go.
• 46:20
  Yeah.
• 46:21
  OK.
• 46:21
  I've got to see if you look approachable.
• 46:24
  They are standing--
• 46:28
  It is a group of people.
• 46:29
  Well, you don't know.
• 46:31
  It's a big-- whoever it is is wearing a big, dark cloak.
• 46:34
  And they are leaned up against the--
• 46:37
  just kind of a wall, kind of nearby the concession stand.
• 46:40
  Just based on--
• 46:41
  Just chilling.
• 46:43
  I want to hate myself for using this word.
• 46:45
  Just based on the vibes.
• 46:47
  Waiting out there.
• 46:49
  Pack check, vibe check.
• 46:50
  Yes, I know.
• 46:51
  What do we roll for Vine?
• 46:53
  They seem like they are somewhat threatening.
• 46:56
  This sounds like an insight check.
• 46:58
  I think that's why a vibe check is an insight check.
• 47:00
  It's true.
• 47:01
  An insight check.
• 47:01
  I feel like Fadi just really wanted to roll a dice.
• 47:05
  I don't care what I do, just as long as it makes me roll a dice.
• 47:08
  Oh, man.
• 47:08
  I have great insight, apparently.
• 47:11
  24.
• 47:11
  24?
• 47:13
  The person seems really chill.
• 47:17
  Actually, no.
• 47:17
  The person seems a little bit skittish.
• 47:20
  You see maybe a hand or something
• 47:22
  that's peeking out from the cloak,
• 47:25
  and it's kind of jittering a little bit,
• 47:26
  like almost like a nervous habit.
• 47:28
  It seems to be doing kind of like almost like a--
• 47:31
  what do the kids call this when they do the--
• 47:34
  Tobacco.
• 47:35
  It's no idea.
• 47:36
  You're the only one that does it.
• 47:37
  Well, Connor does it, too.
• 47:39
  Well, he started it.
• 47:41
  It doesn't make it better.
• 47:42
  It's kind of like this weird like a snap usually--
• 47:45
  Or you just put a rooster out.
• 47:46
  Yeah, it's like a wrist snap kind of action.
• 47:49
  It's very-- it's small.
• 47:50
  It's not like a really intense one like the kids do
• 47:53
  when they succeed at something.
• 47:54
  And they're like, oh, dude.
• 47:56
  It's just like a little subtle one
• 47:58
  that kind of gives off the idea that the person kind of has--
• 48:00
  maybe their nerves are a little bit on edge.
• 48:02
  And they're not watching the fight, which
• 48:03
  means their nerves are not on edge because of whatever's
• 48:06
  happening there.
• 48:07
  So based on that--
• 48:09
  and it's just one person, there's nothing to get onto rush?
• 48:11
  No.
• 48:12
  This person seems real solo.
• 48:13
  Like the other people that are around
• 48:15
  are explicitly there for concessions.
• 48:17
  OK.
• 48:19
  Kido is going to go up to this guy and introduce himself.
• 48:23
  OK, give me some of that.
• 48:25
  Sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have a dark cloak.
• 48:30
  And I'm looking to remain relatively nondescript.
• 48:34
  I would like to blend in with the crowd.
• 48:37
  And that looks to be a very good tool to doing so.
• 48:40
  Would you be willing to part with that?
• 48:42
  The person kind of like turns their head towards you
• 48:45
  and you see not a man, but a young woman with red hair.
• 48:49
  And she says, what?
• 48:51
  What?
• 48:52
  What do you want?
• 48:53
  You want my cloak?
• 48:54
  I'm sorry.
• 48:55
  It's a very odd question.
• 48:57
  But I just don't feel like sticking out in this crowd.
• 49:02
  She pauses for a moment and she kind of stares at you
• 49:04
  for a second a little bit.
• 49:06
  It goes from being confused to almost--
• 49:10
  you can literally see the spark kind of ignite
• 49:14
  as an idea kind of comes to her mind.
• 49:16
  And she says, by chance, would you
• 49:19
  have any clothing you'd be willing to trade?
• 49:22
  Undergarments.
• 49:23
  Trade your undergarments.
• 49:25
  Doesn't mean she's offering you to bring her.
• 49:26
  You're like, here, I'll give you my underwear for your cloak.
• 49:29
  Yes.
• 49:30
  Yes, a deal.
• 49:32
  Panty trade.
• 49:33
  I'm not offering--
• 49:35
  is there a specific article of clothing you're looking for?
• 49:39
  As long as it fits me.
• 49:40
  She's a human woman.
• 49:43
  She's maybe just a little bit taller than you are.
• 49:46
  OK.
• 49:47
  Which is kind of saying something.
• 49:49
  She's fairly short for a human woman
• 49:50
  because of the fact that she's not that much taller than you
• 49:53
  are because you're a cobalt, which is pretty short.
• 49:55
  I apparently have common clothes.
• 49:58
  Do I have an extra tunic?
• 50:00
  Oh.
• 50:01
  Or do I have a lion-eared of tunic
• 50:04
  that I'm willing to part with one layer for the cloak?
• 50:07
  I'd say that your common clothes would
• 50:10
  come with some sort of a cloak of some kind.
• 50:12
  Or like a vest over the tunic.
• 50:15
  Sure.
• 50:15
  I'm willing to part with the vest.
• 50:17
  OK.
• 50:18
  As she agrees--
• 50:21
  yeah, that'll work.
• 50:22
  As she agrees, she takes off the cloak,
• 50:24
  but she hands it to you.
• 50:25
  And as she does, her hair moves.
• 50:26
  And you notice like a subtle point to her ears.
• 50:29
  Not a full point like you see in a full elf.
• 50:32
  But you assume maybe she's a half elf
• 50:34
  based on how little the point kind of comes up.
• 50:37
  It's more than a normal human sometimes has just
• 50:40
  from ear variation.
• 50:41
  But it's definitely not as much as a full elf.
• 50:44
  Just a detail that you notice as she--
• 50:46
  because you rolled really high on insight, which technically
• 50:48
  isn't perception, but I digress.
• 50:50
  She hands you the cloak, and then you hand her this vest.
• 50:54
  She puts that on.
• 50:55
  She has like a backpack.
• 50:57
  And she reaches in it.
• 50:58
  She pulls out just a pointed hat.
• 50:59
  She puts that over her head.
• 51:01
  Kiro being content with this transaction
• 51:04
  is very content to just turn around and walk away.
• 51:08
  Yeah.
• 51:09
  You will not leave without saying thank you.
• 51:12
  And then that's--
• 51:13
  Do you turn and then turn back to say thank you?
• 51:17
  Yes.
• 51:18
  She's gone.
• 51:20
  She disappeared amidst the crowd, or at least you assume.
• 51:23
  But you have a dark cloak now.
• 51:25
  Yes.
• 51:25
  And he then dawns said dark cloak and tightens it up
• 51:28
  and dawns the hood.
• 51:30
  And he then walks back to his spot.
• 51:33
  OK.
• 51:33
  Sounds good.
• 51:34
  All right.
• 51:35
  So you guys are all back together.
• 51:36
  We jump back over to the top of the order,
• 51:38
  which is little sauce.
• 51:42
  Yeah, let's go.
• 51:43
  Let's do-- how far away am I?
• 51:46
  From it, probably 10 feet.
• 51:48
  OK.
• 51:49
  That's what you move.
• 51:49
  Let's-- so yeah, but listen.
• 51:50
  Do Sunderwave at level two one last time.
• 51:54
  OK.
• 51:55
  Sounds good.
• 51:56
  So he is going-- it is going to make a Constitution
• 51:59
  saying, Kiro, that's way high.
• 52:02
  That's like a 18.
• 52:04
  So you still do half damage.
• 52:06
  So you're rolling 3D8 and then whatever half of that is.
• 52:09
  7 damage.
• 52:12
  7 damage.
• 52:14
  All right.
• 52:14
  As you let forth another blast, this one
• 52:18
  doesn't shoot up as much sand as the previous one does.
• 52:22
  But you definitely see a little bit of impact
• 52:24
  hit the dinosaur in such a way that causes
• 52:27
  it to kind of tilt a little better slide in the sand.
• 52:30
  And again, the announcer shouts out, oh, another hit
• 52:33
  on the dinosaur, but it's still standing.
• 52:36
  And it looks angry.
• 52:39
  With that, we jump over to Cameron with Rorick.
• 52:43
  [SCREAMING]
• 52:45
  And he like-- he like side eyes the person next--
• 52:50
  the person down the other person that's--
• 52:52
  another person down the row who's freaking out.
• 52:55
  When he robbed-- no, a different one.
• 52:57
  Oh, I didn't mean other side of him.
• 52:58
  OK.
• 52:59
  And he looks back, side eyes while going, ah!
• 53:03
  And casts a mage hand again to pickpocket them.
• 53:07
  There's going to be a theme with Rorick.
• 53:08
  I see that.
• 53:09
  How much can he get out of this event?
• 53:11
  Ooh, 11.
• 53:12
  11.
• 53:13
  Ooh, let me run.
• 53:14
  He's distracted, right?
• 53:17
  I would say, ah, it succeeds.
• 53:20
  So I like--
• 53:21
  I like to think that you kind of like send your mage hand over
• 53:24
  to just grab whatever.
• 53:26
  So you're just-- you can't quite see
• 53:27
  because of the number of people that are in the crown.
• 53:29
  So you're just kind of rifling through his things,
• 53:31
  hoping he doesn't really notice.
• 53:33
  And then you just kind of pull the mage hand back.
• 53:35
  And with it, you find the two gold pieces
• 53:38
  and a really, really sweaty shirt.
• 53:41
  Because the guy is not wearing a shirt right now.
• 53:43
  In fact, he's done the classic thing
• 53:45
  where he's painted himself half.
• 53:48
  But you can see that he did a rush job.
• 53:50
  He did a red and then his normal half, right?
• 53:53
  So on the red side, he's drawn on with a thin brush,
• 53:57
  like little scales to suggest that he's cheering for Big Al.
• 54:02
  Oh, nice.
• 54:02
  But he did those like after the monster was released,
• 54:05
  obviously, because he didn't know what was coming.
• 54:08
  I turn to the Kragaw.
• 54:10
  [SCREAMING]
• 54:12
  I just throw the shirt back as far as I can.
• 54:15
  Do it just like a dex--
• 54:18
  yeah, like a ranged weapon attack, basically.
• 54:20
  It's like a throne.
• 54:21
  Or maybe strength.
• 54:22
  Athletics.
• 54:23
  Do an athletics.
• 54:23
  Oh, five.
• 54:24
  Five.
• 54:25
  OK.
• 54:26
  It just slams right into the face of the guy
• 54:28
  right behind you.
• 54:29
  [LAUGHTER]
• 54:30
  [SCREAMING]
• 54:31
  [INAUDIBLE]
• 54:32
  And it's turned around.
• 54:34
  And I just come back to it.
• 54:37
  He looks down at you.
• 54:39
  It's like this big--
• 54:40
  he's kind of got a huge beer gut.
• 54:42
  And it's just a dwarf.
• 54:44
  He goes, [SPEAKING GERMAN]
• 54:47
  I'm making a worry now.
• 54:48
  I'm--
• 54:49
  [SCREAMING]
• 54:50
  You feel a tap on your shoulder.
• 54:52
  And he said, excuse me.
• 54:54
  [SPEAKING GERMAN]
• 54:55
  Oh, hello.
• 54:56
  You threw a sweaty shirt at me.
• 55:00
  Whoops.
• 55:01
  My man.
• 55:02
  I'm sorry.
• 55:03
  Do a chrysler joke.
• 55:06
  Or you can do persuasion if you want.
• 55:07
  I don't know.
• 55:08
  Whatever it is.
• 55:09
  10.
• 55:10
  10.
• 55:11
  Does he go for it?
• 55:13
  Well, I'm sorry.
• 55:13
  He says--
• 55:15
  I really mean it.
• 55:18
  That's not going to be enough.
• 55:19
  You smeared my makeup.
• 55:21
  Oh, I'm sorry.
• 55:23
  Yeah.
• 55:24
  I hold that gold piece into him.
• 55:27
  And he says, all right, that'll do.
• 55:29
  And he takes the gold piece that puts in his pocket.
• 55:33
  He takes a sip of his beer.
• 55:34
  And he kind of just--
• 55:35
  he just rubs his hand against his face, trying to--
• 55:37
  and it just smears the makeup even more.
• 55:39
  And he goes, all right, big owl, you got this.
• 55:42
  You can also keep the shirts.
• 55:43
  Big owl shirt.
• 55:45
  And he picks it up.
• 55:45
  And he looks at it.
• 55:46
  And it's--
• 55:48
  no, it's for a band.
• 55:51
  Oh.
• 55:52
  He says, does I know big owl shirt?
• 55:54
  It's free.
• 55:57
  All right.
• 55:58
  Oh, cool.
• 55:59
  I know dwarves like free stuff.
• 56:01
  Oh, what are you trying to say?
• 56:03
  Oh, don't worry.
• 56:04
  I'm best friends with a dwarf.
• 56:05
  Actually, I was dwarf in a former life.
• 56:10
  This is what every, like, accidental racist person
• 56:13
  says when they say something.
• 56:14
  No, I swear, my best friends.
• 56:16
  Well, he is.
• 56:17
  Actually, he was more annoyed.
• 56:19
  Well, I was a dwarf in my former life.
• 56:21
  Hey, look, Mike, I don't know you.
• 56:24
  No, no, no, what your problem is.
• 56:25
  But you better leave me alone.
• 56:27
  I'm in dwarves.
• 56:28
  I'm going to say--
• 56:29
  Oh, I'm sorry, friend.
• 56:31
  I mean, no harm.
• 56:32
  Oh.
• 56:33
  And he's kind of surprised for a moment.
• 56:35
  He says back in dwarves, that's pretty
• 56:38
  impressive for a goblin.
• 56:40
  Like I said--
• 56:41
  In dwarf.
• 56:42
  Yep.
• 56:43
  I'm a dwarf from a former life.
• 56:45
  I don't know about that.
• 56:47
  But you see him all right.
• 56:48
  And he pulls out his hand for a huge--
• 56:50
  Yeah, I give him the dwarves hand.
• 56:51
  Ah, he says, ah, I'm mine of quality.
• 56:55
  And then I give him my headbutt.
• 56:57
  But he's not their part of the Dorian handshake.
• 57:00
  And he says, I will--
• 57:02
  Who are you cheering for today?
• 57:04
  You're cheering for Big Al?
• 57:05
  I normally cheer for the dinosaur.
• 57:08
  But Lil Sauce is a personal friend of mine.
• 57:12
  And he didn't do it.
• 57:13
  So he's fighting for his freedom.
• 57:15
  Oh, really?
• 57:16
  So you should cheer for my friend.
• 57:18
  Well, my big Al makeup is all smeared now.
• 57:22
  So I guess I might as well.
• 57:24
  That's right.
• 57:24
  Lil Sauce!
• 57:25
  You're mine of a junior.
• 57:26
  Ah, Lil Sauce!
• 57:28
  And he steps down and he sits next.
• 57:29
  He takes the scene next to him.
• 57:31
  He's like, hey, Lil Sauce, yeah!
• 57:32
  Ballet, my name's Raric.
• 57:34
  Oh, nice to meet you.
• 57:35
  My name's Gavin.
• 57:37
  You were Lil Sauce!
• 57:39
  Lil Sauce, aye!
• 57:41
  And you--
• 57:42
  I'm writing down new best friend, Gavin.
• 57:45
  [LAUGHTER]
• 57:47
  Awesome.
• 57:48
  Wow, that was unexpected.
• 57:49
  Take over, Gavin.
• 57:50
  [INTERPOSING VOICES]
• 57:53
  I'm more than fine with that.
• 57:55
  I can't do that accent.
• 57:57
  Dave, you just watched as Raric just
• 58:00
  makes a new best friend that comes and joins you guys.
• 58:02
  He squeezes between me and Maki.
• 58:05
  Yeah.
• 58:06
  [INAUDIBLE]
• 58:08
  Excuse me.
• 58:09
  Oh, hey.
• 58:11
  And I owe the Lil Sauce.
• 58:12
  Come on, Lil Sauce.
• 58:14
  He can smell your fear.
• 58:16
  You gotta do better than that.
• 58:18
  All right, it's a little crowded here.
• 58:20
  I need some space to work.
• 58:22
  I go to the bathroom.
• 58:25
  Hmm, gotta work, you're going to--
• 58:26
  All my friends are abandoning me.
• 58:29
  All right, good thing you got Gavin here.
• 58:30
  I'm not going nowhere, bye.
• 58:33
  My new best friend.
• 58:34
  Say that, Raric.
• 58:36
  I'll be back in a little bit.
• 58:38
  Sounds like your friend's got to use the facilities.
• 58:41
  And I think he's going to get a drink.
• 58:44
  He's one of your classic drunkards.
• 58:47
  He flicks you the gold piece that Raric gave me.
• 58:50
  He said, bring us back one as well.
• 58:51
  We're just passing along the poor guy's gold.
• 58:54
  I know.
• 58:56
  We'll do.
• 58:57
  Yeah, I go to the bathroom.
• 58:58
  OK, literally.
• 59:01
  Well, I go to the bathroom stall,
• 59:03
  assuming they have such a thing.
• 59:05
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:06
  In six seconds, there's a coin slide for the bathroom.
• 59:09
  I know it's not really kidding.
• 59:10
  Oh, fine, now, next.
• 59:13
  Dead sprinting.
• 59:14
  [LAUGHTER]
• 59:17
  Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
• 59:20
  Not going to meet?
• 59:21
  No, I don't.
• 59:22
  I just start heading to the bathroom.
• 59:23
  All right, yeah.
• 59:24
  All right, so you head to the bathroom.
• 59:26
  I'm going to say that takes a little bit of time, obviously,
• 59:28
  navigating the crowds and so forth.
• 59:29
  So we will jump back over to the Allosaurus, which, once again,
• 59:33
  turns towards Little Sauce and lunges forward
• 59:37
  to attempt another bite attack.
• 59:40
  And it is still at this advantage.
• 59:43
  Wow, it has rolled doubles like the last three rolls.
• 59:46
  14 hit.
• 59:47
  I'm right at 14.
• 59:50
  It is meets and beats.
• 59:51
  The meets and beats.
• 59:52
  20 damage.
• 59:53
  I'm dead.
• 59:54
  No, you're some resistance.
• 59:56
  Oh, yeah, you're right.
• 59:57
  You're right.
• 59:57
  So 10 damage.
• 59:59
  And now you have to roll again per floor.
• 1:00:02
  Yes.
• 1:00:03
  How's this Dino looking?
• 1:00:06
  Eh, he's--
• 1:00:07
  He's seen.
• 1:00:08
  OK, so you're fine on blur.
• 1:00:11
  But you did take a hefty amount of damage.
• 1:00:14
  Yeah, I'm going to need some help here.
• 1:00:15
  Hey, he still has blur.
• 1:00:16
  OK.
• 1:00:17
  Yeah, he still has blur open.
• 1:00:18
  Always.
• 1:00:19
  With that being said, as it finishes,
• 1:00:22
  doing this bite attack, which this time actually really
• 1:00:25
  lands on your arm, laying in deep gashes this time,
• 1:00:29
  not just plucking feathers, it starts to back away about 50
• 1:00:35
  feet from you.
• 1:00:36
  And it just runs back, which actually
• 1:00:38
  would open up an attack of opportunity
• 1:00:40
  if you have a melee weapon.
• 1:00:41
  General.
• 1:00:42
  What are you?
• 1:00:42
  You have the quarter staff.
• 1:00:43
  So yeah, you could take a swing at it.
• 1:00:45
  Wacking with the quarter.
• 1:00:46
  I can whack him?
• 1:00:46
  Yeah, try--
• 1:00:47
  What?
• 1:00:48
  The question is-- and I'm guessing the answer is yes.
• 1:00:50
  Are you holding the quarter staff with two hands?
• 1:00:54
  If I pull it out, yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Yeah, OK.
• 1:00:56
  So that's 1D8.
• 1:00:58
  1D8.
• 1:00:59
  If you hit.
• 1:01:00
  Plus 1B.
• 1:01:01
  It says 1B.
• 1:01:02
  B is bludgeoning.
• 1:01:03
  It's a type of damage.
• 1:01:04
  9.
• 1:01:05
  Not going to hit.
• 1:01:06
  I'm going to use one of my luck points.
• 1:01:07
  I got three of them to try to hit.
• 1:01:09
  Reroll.
• 1:01:10
  Reroll.
• 1:01:11
  Three luck points.
• 1:01:13
  Whenever I'm making an attack roll,
• 1:01:15
  spend one luck point to roll an additional d20.
• 1:01:18
  OK.
• 1:01:19
  13 plus what?
• 1:01:20
  Bad hits.
• 1:01:21
  Yeah, OK.
• 1:01:21
  So you roll 1D8.
• 1:01:23
  Two.
• 1:01:24
  Two.
• 1:01:24
  OK, so as the dino--
• 1:01:26
  It's never mine.
• 1:01:26
  Oh, that's the right dino.
• 1:01:28
  As the dino starts to run away from you,
• 1:01:30
  you whip out your quarter staff and smack it in the butt.
• 1:01:34
  Kind of just like right on the edge of the tail,
• 1:01:35
  you get a nice whack as it starts to run away.
• 1:01:38
  It looks back at you and snarls, but it continues on its way.
• 1:01:42
  Now we'll jump over to Fatty Lumpkins, who is now
• 1:01:44
  equipped in his fancy new cloak.
• 1:01:47
  Yes, and he has just taken the seat next to this new stranger.
• 1:01:52
  Go on, and he kind of--
• 1:01:54
  What gives him a--
• 1:01:55
  Well, then--
• 1:01:55
  Out of seconds.
• 1:01:57
  Who?
• 1:01:58
  I'm saying Fatty, his character went out, met a chick,
• 1:02:02
  talked to a daughter, did a transaction trade,
• 1:02:05
  made all the way back to her seat.
• 1:02:06
  Here's my question.
• 1:02:08
  Here's my question.
• 1:02:09
  I guess what is he doing with this whole interaction?
• 1:02:13
  Well, I'm saying if this cloak is leading up to combat stuff,
• 1:02:17
  right--
• 1:02:17
  There should be a pause.
• 1:02:19
  Is it leading up to combat stuff?
• 1:02:21
  Yes.
• 1:02:23
  OK.
• 1:02:24
  I'm just saying tech to be fair.
• 1:02:26
  Right.
• 1:02:26
  No, I get what you're saying.
• 1:02:27
  OK, so let's say that it took a little bit longer
• 1:02:30
  for this whole situation.
• 1:02:31
  I mean, it's not going to last that long.
• 1:02:33
  Either one or the other is going to die in the not-too-far-off
• 1:02:36
  future.
• 1:02:36
  I know.
• 1:02:36
  I'm just--
• 1:02:37
  I don't know.
• 1:02:37
  Do it.
• 1:02:38
  No, I mean, I don't disagree.
• 1:02:39
  It would have taken a while to have the full conversation
• 1:02:41
  and stuff as this was going on.
• 1:02:44
  Well, let's just roll with it.
• 1:02:46
  I'm curious to see where this goes.
• 1:02:48
  All right, so you return.
• 1:02:49
  You're back in your seat sitting next to this strange new
• 1:02:52
  individual who's sitting next to Rorik.
• 1:02:55
  Or I guess neither of them are sitting.
• 1:02:56
  They're both standing, but I digress.
• 1:02:58
  I'm going crazy.
• 1:02:59
  Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  And he'll turn going to lean back
• 1:03:03
  because he's trying to ignore this strange individual next
• 1:03:06
  to him.
• 1:03:07
  And so he's going to talk past him
• 1:03:08
  to the only other comrade he can see, which that is Rorik.
• 1:03:13
  Yep.
• 1:03:13
  This is what I miss.
• 1:03:15
  Soft, very bloody decks.
• 1:03:17
  Oh, that's true.
• 1:03:18
  Decks is also going--
• 1:03:20
  he's eating his hands up in the air, not saying anything.
• 1:03:23
  Yes, yes.
• 1:03:24
  Just making him like--
• 1:03:26
  I think imagine him making the loudspeaker music.
• 1:03:30
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:31
  [HUMMING]
• 1:03:34
  He just has his mouth open wide.
• 1:03:36
  And it's just emanating straight out of it,
• 1:03:39
  just like these unnatural sounds.
• 1:03:42
  So yeah, Kido is basically just kind of dumbfounded
• 1:03:45
  with how quickly things have escalated since he left.
• 1:03:49
  When he left, Lil Sauce looked like he was maybe holding
• 1:03:52
  his own, or at least--
• 1:03:54
  Yeah.
• 1:03:54
  And now he comes back and there is the pile of blood.
• 1:03:57
  Yeah.
• 1:03:57
  Round of the man the allosaurus has now retreated.
• 1:04:01
  A little bit, yeah.
• 1:04:02
  OK.
• 1:04:03
  So yeah, he's then going to just take pause
• 1:04:06
  and continue to spectate.
• 1:04:08
  OK, that's good.
• 1:04:09
  Well, resuming chewing on his claws.
• 1:04:11
  Sure, yeah.
• 1:04:12
  Now he's back to being nervous again.
• 1:04:14
  With that, we jump back over to Lil Sauce.
• 1:04:17
  Lil Sauce, as you're standing there watching as the dinosaur
• 1:04:19
  starts to retreat from you, all of a sudden another pedestal
• 1:04:23
  raises in front of you, and on it is another potion.
• 1:04:28
  Yeah, I'm going to drink that.
• 1:04:29
  Yep, all right.
• 1:04:31
  As you do--
• 1:04:32
  you receive--
• 1:04:33
  as you drink it, all of a sudden the wounds
• 1:04:36
  start to heal on your arm.
• 1:04:37
  Feathers regrow out of the spot that it plucked.
• 1:04:40
  You receive 20 HP in return as you drink this potion.
• 1:04:45
  OK, I go above my madness.
• 1:04:46
  No, but you can at least max out.
• 1:04:49
  [GROWLING]
• 1:04:51
  Suddenly feel good.
• 1:04:53
  Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:04:54
  You're back on top.
• 1:04:56
  You hear the announcer from above and he says,
• 1:04:58
  oh, looks like somebody got a nice little present
• 1:05:01
  for Lil Sauce.
• 1:05:04
  And you glance over and you notice the chief is waving at you.
• 1:05:09
  And he gives you a big thumbs up.
• 1:05:10
  And then he kind of just moaned.
• 1:05:12
  He points at you, he points at him,
• 1:05:14
  and he points at heading out.
• 1:05:16
  And he takes off from the coliseum.
• 1:05:18
  Fair enough.
• 1:05:19
  All right.
• 1:05:20
  I feel like you really, really, really want me to go see him.
• 1:05:24
  So he really--
• 1:05:25
  Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:05:27
  He really wants to see him.
• 1:05:29
  OK, so with that health invigoration,
• 1:05:32
  what are you doing, Lil Sauce?
• 1:05:34
  The dinosaur is currently about 40 feet away from you
• 1:05:37
  at this moment.
• 1:05:38
  All right, it's my attack.
• 1:05:39
  Yep.
• 1:05:40
  I'm going to do some--
• 1:05:42
  how does the level two's?
• 1:05:43
  I'm going to use major armor.
• 1:05:46
  OK.
• 1:05:47
  And that's your action, right?
• 1:05:48
  Yeah, I'm going to try and get as far away as I can.
• 1:05:51
  Oh, nice.
• 1:05:51
  OK.
• 1:05:52
  So you cast this major armor spell on yourself
• 1:05:55
  and you start to glow ever so slightly as you feel the fiber--
• 1:06:00
  Am I still boring as well?
• 1:06:02
  Yes.
• 1:06:02
  OK.
• 1:06:02
  You feel the fibers within your clothing
• 1:06:04
  start to firm up into a more defensive cloak.
• 1:06:09
  Your armor class has increased.
• 1:06:12
  I don't know if you know--
• 1:06:13
  17.
• 1:06:13
  17.
• 1:06:15
  Awesome, all right.
• 1:06:16
  So your AC is now 17 as you feel yourself strengthened
• 1:06:20
  by the power of your magic.
• 1:06:22
  And then you said you're moving away from the dinosaur?
• 1:06:24
  Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  How far?
• 1:06:26
  Oh, I'm no 30 feet.
• 1:06:27
  Yep.
• 1:06:27
  Yeah, 30 feet.
• 1:06:29
  Full 30 feet?
• 1:06:29
  OK, cool.
• 1:06:30
  Whatever the case, we jump over to roar.
• 1:06:32
  Yes.
• 1:06:33
  I go--
• 1:06:34
  [SCREAMING]
• 1:06:37
  You're a stupid dinosaur.
• 1:06:40
  And I'm casting a spell on him.
• 1:06:42
  OK.
• 1:06:42
  I'm casting a spell Bane, which technically,
• 1:06:47
  I'm supposed to have three targets,
• 1:06:49
  but I don't want to pick more than three,
• 1:06:51
  so I'm doing the minimum one.
• 1:06:53
  Sure.
• 1:06:53
  I'm picking the dinosaur.
• 1:06:54
  And all it does is for all of his future roles,
• 1:06:59
  he adds a d4.
• 1:07:01
  He rolls a d4 along with his role, and he minuses that.
• 1:07:03
  All right.
• 1:07:04
  He has to make a charisma saving throw right now.
• 1:07:06
  All right.
• 1:07:08
  All right, you cast this spell.
• 1:07:10
  And all of a sudden, in front of you, as around the stadium,
• 1:07:14
  you just see--
• 1:07:15
  [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
• 1:07:16
  --in a shockwave kind of goes out,
• 1:07:18
  as you realize there is an anti-magic field blocking
• 1:07:23
  spells from the audience.
• 1:07:25
  Really?
• 1:07:26
  Yes.
• 1:07:27
  Interesting.
• 1:07:29
  That's interesting.
• 1:07:32
  Can I touch it?
• 1:07:33
  No.
• 1:07:34
  Can I reach my hand?
• 1:07:35
  You reach out, and you go through it.
• 1:07:37
  OK.
• 1:07:38
  Why if I electrocute my hands as I do it?
• 1:07:40
  OK.
• 1:07:42
  Yeah, as you--
• 1:07:43
  Because I am?
• 1:07:44
  Fizzlefingers.
• 1:07:45
  Yeah, no, no.
• 1:07:45
  I get you.
• 1:07:46
  As you reach towards it with your electrified hands,
• 1:07:49
  all of a sudden, it reactivates, and you
• 1:07:51
  can't get your hands through it.
• 1:07:52
  But as they're-- but as my hand just like electrocuting,
• 1:07:55
  as I'm holding it up to it?
• 1:07:57
  Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  Oh.
• 1:07:59
  Oh.
• 1:08:01
  That's why I try it.
• 1:08:02
  OK.
• 1:08:03
  Dave.
• 1:08:04
  I look back and see how the fight's going.
• 1:08:06
  I'm like, ah, there you go.
• 1:08:09
  That's more like it.
• 1:08:10
  As he's looking while he's pissing,
• 1:08:14
  he's looking at that--
• 1:08:15
  Are you in there here in the bathroom?
• 1:08:16
  The bath first stop.
• 1:08:17
  And I make it to the bathroom, but I go in.
• 1:08:20
  Wow, there's no line because the fight's going.
• 1:08:22
  That's right.
• 1:08:23
  This is the worst that I'm to go.
• 1:08:25
  What is the best time to go?
• 1:08:26
  I go into the stall.
• 1:08:28
  And is there anybody else in here?
• 1:08:30
  No, not a person.
• 1:08:31
  OK.
• 1:08:32
  And I pull out my ticket by--
• 1:08:34
  oh, it's stub or whatever from my bet.
• 1:08:38
  Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  And I take out my forgery equipment.
• 1:08:44
  Oh.
• 1:08:46
  And so I look.
• 1:08:48
  I spend a moment--
• 1:08:50
  or, you know, a few minutes carefully studying the ticket
• 1:08:53
  and the ink and looking at the number one.
• 1:08:57
  And then I test a little spot in the corner
• 1:09:03
  to see if I can get the ink just right to match the ink on the thing.
• 1:09:09
  And once I get that right, I just tear that part off.
• 1:09:12
  Sure.
• 1:09:12
  That little piece off and toss aside.
• 1:09:16
  And then I write as carefully as I can.
• 1:09:18
  And I copy the number one, changing it from 1,000 to 11,000.
• 1:09:23
  Whoa.
• 1:09:25
  All right.
• 1:09:25
  Wow.
• 1:09:26
  OK.
• 1:09:27
  Roll a--
• 1:09:28
  Ready?
• 1:09:28
  Shnifty.
• 1:09:29
  Yeah, roll a-- shoot.
• 1:09:30
  Do you roll like a slight A?
• 1:09:32
  Oh, it says I have advantage on--
• 1:09:33
  Right.
• 1:09:34
  --shacks made to produce forgeries.
• 1:09:35
  What are--
• 1:09:36
  Or maybe be deceptive.
• 1:09:37
  So yeah, you get advantage on the deception check.
• 1:09:41
  Who makes sense that's a deception since it's being forged?
• 1:09:44
  It's going to be 25.
• 1:09:46
  Holy cow.
• 1:09:46
  All right.
• 1:09:47
  That's going to be hard to beat.
• 1:09:48
  All right.
• 1:09:49
  Sounds good.
• 1:09:50
  Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  There you go.
• 1:09:51
  You write an additional one on the bet.
• 1:09:56
  And with that, you've allegedly got a ticket of an 11,000
• 1:10:00
  gold bet.
• 1:10:03
  That is a hefty one.
• 1:10:04
  I was kind of curious what you were going to go with.
• 1:10:06
  I was like, you got to keep it somehow realistic.
• 1:10:08
  But just duplicating the one is not the hardest thing
• 1:10:12
  in the world to-- yeah, that's not bad.
• 1:10:14
  Now duplicate it.
• 1:10:15
  Well, you're kind of at the edge of the ticket at this point.
• 1:10:18
  So if you added another one, it would only
• 1:10:20
  be partially on there and nobody would know.
• 1:10:22
  But whatever the case--
• 1:10:23
  OK, yeah, a bunch of zeros sideways.
• 1:10:25
  Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  We jump back over to the allosaurus.
• 1:10:30
  This turn, the allosaurus reaches the end of its 40 foot run.
• 1:10:34
  It spins around and sees that you're
• 1:10:37
  like running away from it.
• 1:10:38
  And it's kind of like you could almost
• 1:10:40
  see its eyes open a little bit in astonishment
• 1:10:43
  that you chose to do this.
• 1:10:44
  I thought it would just kind of like rush you again.
• 1:10:46
  So it just starts running after you.
• 1:10:48
  And it bridges that gap.
• 1:10:50
  You're actually-- you look back and you're absolutely
• 1:10:53
  terrified as this thing crosses.
• 1:10:54
  And at the length of its turn, which is six seconds,
• 1:10:57
  it crosses 60 feet, which is not enough
• 1:11:00
  to bridge the entire gap.
• 1:11:02
  But it does get surprisingly close to you.
• 1:11:05
  It's about--
• 1:11:05
  Is this all towards our side of the arena?
• 1:11:09
  Actually, I think this would be a way
• 1:11:11
  from your guys' side of the arena at this point.
• 1:11:13
  Randall's way from us.
• 1:11:14
  It's closer to us.
• 1:11:15
  You, the allosaurus.
• 1:11:16
  You, the allosaurus.
• 1:11:18
  You bum.
• 1:11:19
  Now you can't hear my heckles.
• 1:11:21
  So it is now, I think, 10 feet away from you.
• 1:11:23
  It is 10 feet away from you.
• 1:11:25
  OK.
• 1:11:25
  But whatever the case, it wasn't
• 1:11:26
  able to do an attack this turn because it wasn't
• 1:11:28
  able to get within range is what it is.
• 1:11:30
  All right, jumping over to Fatty Lumpkins.
• 1:11:32
  Fatty looks on and off at the combat going on way out
• 1:11:38
  in the distance.
• 1:11:38
  And he continues to bite his claws.
• 1:11:40
  OK, sounds good.
• 1:11:41
  Very limited by the range.
• 1:11:43
  Yeah, no, that's totally fair.
• 1:11:44
  With that being said, there are some people--
• 1:11:47
  you see some fancy booths up at the top of the stadium.
• 1:11:52
  What do they call those?
• 1:11:53
  Box seats.
• 1:11:53
  Box seats, thank you.
• 1:11:55
  And you see, there's some very fancy, hoity-toity-looking
• 1:11:58
  dressed people.
• 1:11:59
  And they pull out-- as the fight gets
• 1:12:01
  to the other end of the stadium, they pull out
• 1:12:03
  those little opera glasses, binocular-type things.
• 1:12:06
  And they're like, oh, yes.
• 1:12:08
  And as the-- well, actually, we'll get to--
• 1:12:10
  The coward's choice.
• 1:12:12
  The coward's choice to run away.
• 1:12:14
  And we'll get to a little bit more about what they're up
• 1:12:17
  to here in a moment.
• 1:12:18
  But whatever the case, we jump back over to Lil Sauce.
• 1:12:21
  Lil Sauce, the dinosaur has bridged a lot of the gap.
• 1:12:24
  It is now 10 feet away from you.
• 1:12:25
  What are you doing?
• 1:12:27
  So yeah, I'm going to use a magic missile.
• 1:12:29
  Give us four.
• 1:12:30
  You're four?
• 1:12:31
  Yeah, three.
• 1:12:32
  Seven damage.
• 1:12:36
  Seven damage.
• 1:12:37
  You spin around as you run away.
• 1:12:40
  The dinosaur, having bridged the gap significantly.
• 1:12:43
  And you reach out with your hand,
• 1:12:45
  shooting three bolts of magic missile, force slamming
• 1:12:50
  into the dinosaur.
• 1:12:51
  The announcer from above goes, oh,
• 1:12:53
  and a little sauce slams him with a magic missile.
• 1:12:58
  You hear the crowd cheering.
• 1:13:00
  You guys look up at the hoity-toity people in the box
• 1:13:02
  seats, and you just see one of them
• 1:13:03
  sit down his opera glasses and go, they're nice.
• 1:13:07
  They're nice.
• 1:13:08
  They're nice.
• 1:13:08
  They're impressive.
• 1:13:09
  And then he quickly picks up his little binoculars again.
• 1:13:13
  Fantastic.
• 1:13:14
  Are you doing anything else with your action?
• 1:13:16
  I would like to taunt.
• 1:13:18
  No.
• 1:13:19
  Yeah.
• 1:13:19
  Big L.
• 1:13:20
  Sure.
• 1:13:21
  And I would like to call him Big L.
• 1:13:22
  Yeah, roll a performance.
• 1:13:26
  Roll a performance check.
• 1:13:28
  18 plus and 119.
• 1:13:31
  Yeah, he looks furious.
• 1:13:32
  He didn't like that at all.
• 1:13:33
  And you hear some of the people around you go, oh, oh, oh.
• 1:13:37
  Like in that half of the stands, I
• 1:13:39
  don't think you guys quite hear it.
• 1:13:40
  No.
• 1:13:41
  Even the bleep you don't hear.
• 1:13:43
  But over on that side, it's just--
• 1:13:45
  It's just a bleep.
• 1:13:46
  Everyone hears it.
• 1:13:46
  Well, it's a bleep.
• 1:13:47
  The Colosseums is a family-friendly--
• 1:13:49
  But you're also a thank you.
• 1:13:50
  So you literally could have just been a bleep.
• 1:13:53
  It's just a bleep sound.
• 1:13:55
  And so yeah, the people on that side of the stadium
• 1:13:58
  where you're at, and you're not far either from basically
• 1:14:01
  almost right next to the wall of this Colosseum.
• 1:14:03
  Oh, and you just see-- everyone's like--
• 1:14:05
  Whoa.
• 1:14:05
  Yo.
• 1:14:07
  And you see some people quickly started
• 1:14:09
  smearing off their red face paint stuff.
• 1:14:11
  And they're like, oh, little saws.
• 1:14:13
  Little saws.
• 1:14:14
  Little saws.
• 1:14:15
  Big L's a [BLEEP]
• 1:14:16
  Dang, we just really ruined his reputation.
• 1:14:19
  With that, we jump over to Roryak.
• 1:14:22
  First, I want to use a bonus action to pull out an arrow.
• 1:14:27
  OK.
• 1:14:28
  And I'm going to hold it up and try
• 1:14:30
  to put it through the shield.
• 1:14:32
  It's not what Katniss did in Hunger Games.
• 1:14:34
  Yeah, no.
• 1:14:35
  Well, I'm not Katniss.
• 1:14:37
  I mean, I guess all things considered,
• 1:14:38
  there's no reason it wouldn't go through based on what
• 1:14:40
  I've previously established.
• 1:14:42
  Interesting.
• 1:14:43
  Yeah.
• 1:14:44
  Hmm.
• 1:14:45
  Yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Hmm.
• 1:14:46
  I'm going to cast Message, OK, to Little Saws.
• 1:14:51
  OK.
• 1:14:52
  I'm going to say, get your butt over to our side of the arena.
• 1:14:58
  And Little Saws.
• 1:14:59
  Oh, it worked?
• 1:15:00
  Sick.
• 1:15:01
  Well, yeah, that's true.
• 1:15:02
  Yeah, because there's it wouldn't go through.
• 1:15:03
  Yeah, no, that doesn't work.
• 1:15:05
  I was wondering.
• 1:15:05
  Yeah, that's a good point.
• 1:15:06
  I forget.
• 1:15:07
  Maybe even though it's technically, yeah,
• 1:15:09
  a different kind of magic, it's still magic.
• 1:15:12
  So yeah, you don't hear it all well.
• 1:15:14
  No.
• 1:15:14
  So it was a try.
• 1:15:15
  I mean, you don't know that he doesn't hear anything.
• 1:15:18
  I assumed he wouldn't.
• 1:15:19
  Oh, I tried.
• 1:15:20
  And yeah, he tried.
• 1:15:21
  All right.
• 1:15:21
  With that, we jump over to Dave.
• 1:15:24
  I'm drying off flipping this stub in the air
• 1:15:28
  to dry it off.
• 1:15:29
  Air dry it.
• 1:15:30
  Yes.
• 1:15:31
  And then I'm walking out of the bathroom.
• 1:15:34
  With this new, very valuable ticket.
• 1:15:37
  Say, now that my paperwork is done, I get out of here.
• 1:15:41
  Job is not done till the paperwork is finished.
• 1:15:44
  All right, with that--
• 1:15:45
  By get out of here, he means he walks over to the bed area
• 1:15:48
  and stands in line waiting to immediately catch.
• 1:15:51
  Nobody's over it.
• 1:15:52
  Yeah, it would be the first in line at the moment.
• 1:15:55
  With that being said, we jump over to the Alasaurus,
• 1:15:57
  who is--
• 1:15:58
  his momentum was thrown off with the three blasts.
• 1:16:02
  So he can't do a pounce attack.
• 1:16:04
  But he is going to lunge forward and try to bite at little sauce.
• 1:16:09
  Holy cow.
• 1:16:10
  Well, that's a 17 plus 6.
• 1:16:12
  So even with Mage Armor, that's still going to hit.
• 1:16:14
  Oh, that's not bad.
• 1:16:16
  Seven damage.
• 1:16:17
  Seven-- well, wait, no, half that.
• 1:16:19
  So three piercing damage.
• 1:16:20
  And then you do have to make the saving throw for Bloor.
• 1:16:24
  15.
• 1:16:25
  You're safe.
• 1:16:26
  Man, you really upkept your concentration.
• 1:16:27
  Good for you.
• 1:16:29
  Jumping over to Fatty Lumpkin's.
• 1:16:32
  Fatty's going to turn to Roark.
• 1:16:34
  And we need to get closer to the action.
• 1:16:37
  I can't see anything.
• 1:16:39
  Why?
• 1:16:40
  I can't do anything.
• 1:16:42
  Yeah, I can't either.
• 1:16:44
  There's a spell shield.
• 1:16:45
  And Roark does his little shawky thing and shows--
• 1:16:47
  So you've removed your bow and arrow from--
• 1:16:51
  you're not holding your bow and arrow over--
• 1:16:52
  No, I never was.
• 1:16:53
  I just--
• 1:16:54
  The singular arrow?
• 1:16:55
  Oh, and I was--
• 1:16:56
  OK, I just want to miss her.
• 1:16:57
  See if arrow-- like physical arrow--
• 1:16:59
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was throwing.
• 1:17:00
  I get you.
• 1:17:00
  OK, I'll start.
• 1:17:01
  And then I show you the electricity on my hand.
• 1:17:05
  But just for kicks and giggles, Kido feeling
• 1:17:10
  an immense desire to join the fight.
• 1:17:14
  Stares long leave into the center of the Rita.
• 1:17:17
  And just-- there's almost like a shimmer or a mirage.
• 1:17:22
  And he has managed to manifest an echo inside the arena.
• 1:17:26
  [INAUDIBLE]
• 1:17:27
  It's a spell.
• 1:17:28
  That's true.
• 1:17:29
  And that's why I let the Bartek inspiration
• 1:17:32
  get through because playing a spell, it's a class feature.
• 1:17:36
  The echo is also a class feature.
• 1:17:38
  That's correct.
• 1:17:39
  It's just a lot stronger, right?
• 1:17:43
  Like because you just get it.
• 1:17:45
  No, it's a mirror image.
• 1:17:46
  OK.
• 1:17:47
  But it has physical properties.
• 1:17:49
  Right, right.
• 1:17:50
  OK.
• 1:17:51
  You do that and--
• 1:17:56
  Die.
• 1:17:57
  No, something happens and then fails.
• 1:18:01
  But I can't say what.
• 1:18:02
  And then with that, we're going to jump back over.
• 1:18:05
  Are you like-- is your echo moving towards the fight?
• 1:18:09
  Towards the-- and it's just kind of standing there.
• 1:18:11
  Standing there.
• 1:18:12
  OK, that's this weird mirage.
• 1:18:14
  Out of nowhere, behind the Alastor,
• 1:18:17
  you see Keto just standing there.
• 1:18:19
  And I was going to say, because there is a range.
• 1:18:21
  Like, Drudge, hold this.
• 1:18:22
  15 feet, anybody runs 30 feet closer to the Alastor.
• 1:18:26
  So he's 45 feet away from me.
• 1:18:29
  OK.
• 1:18:30
  All right, sounds good.
• 1:18:32
  Anybody else seeing him?
• 1:18:33
  Yeah, people see him and they're starting to talk.
• 1:18:36
  Like I said, something happens and it fails.
• 1:18:38
  So I can't say what that was.
• 1:18:40
  But that'll come into play here shortly.
• 1:18:43
  Whatever the case, we're jumping back over to Little Sauce.
• 1:18:45
  So see here, I still got--
• 1:18:47
  Let's do Firebolt.
• 1:18:49
  OK.
• 1:18:51
  17.
• 1:18:51
  That is--
• 1:18:52
  And then you roll a d10.
• 1:18:56
  5.
• 1:18:56
  5 damage.
• 1:18:57
  Oh, Little Sauce slams in with a Firebolt.
• 1:19:05
  And you see the dinosaur kind of in action.
• 1:19:07
  Yes, this time around in anger.
• 1:19:10
  We jump back over to Roryck.
• 1:19:12
  Did you guys--
• 1:19:13
  I cheered.
• 1:19:13
  Cheered.
• 1:19:14
  I'm done.
• 1:19:14
  OK.
• 1:19:15
  You're just cheering.
• 1:19:16
  OK, can I steal more from a person next to me?
• 1:19:20
  Roll your side hand.
• 1:19:24
  25.
• 1:19:26
  OK.
• 1:19:27
  You managed to get a small trinket out of somebody's pocket.
• 1:19:34
  Poggers?
• 1:19:36
  Oh, no.
• 1:19:38
  Which is a little frog keychain.
• 1:19:44
  Another one?
• 1:19:45
  He can't pick.
• 1:19:46
  He's got to get some keys.
• 1:19:48
  I know.
• 1:19:50
  OK, you're going to attach all these keychains to a little
• 1:19:52
  frog keychain.
• 1:19:55
  And now I'm swinging two keychains in there here,
• 1:19:58
  which are a little bit bigger when you think of the fact
• 1:20:00
  that a goblin is small.
• 1:20:02
  So whatever the case, we jump over to Dave.
• 1:20:04
  Coming out of the bathroom.
• 1:20:07
  So how many people are in this state?
• 1:20:10
  Is there like thousands?
• 1:20:13
  I'd say several hundred, few hundred, maybe not
• 1:20:17
  at the most of thousands.
• 1:20:18
  But not thousands.
• 1:20:20
  I'm going to go back to Roryck.
• 1:20:22
  OK.
• 1:20:23
  And you've got now four people sitting at the desk.
• 1:20:26
  Girl, can we sit with you?
• 1:20:28
  Oh, no.
• 1:20:30
  She disappeared.
• 1:20:31
  Oh, you joined us and now you're cramped.
• 1:20:34
  That one lady.
• 1:20:36
  We've had roommates.
• 1:20:38
  This dearest woman.
• 1:20:41
  Is this-- you're talking to us?
• 1:20:43
  No.
• 1:20:46
  I'm still walking back from the bathroom.
• 1:20:49
  Whatever the case, you make it back and you join the seating
• 1:20:52
  with the rest of your friends.
• 1:20:54
  Wow.
• 1:20:56
  From there, we jump back over to the allosaurus,
• 1:20:58
  who continues to snap his giant jaws towards Lil Sauce.
• 1:21:04
  Oh, critical fail.
• 1:21:05
  One of his strikes comes flying down.
• 1:21:08
  He misses.
• 1:21:08
  He loses his balance because he's only got two feet
• 1:21:13
  and a big giant head.
• 1:21:15
  And he ends up stumbling and slipping in the sand,
• 1:21:18
  causing him to fall down and hit the ground.
• 1:21:21
  He is now prone.
• 1:21:24
  So there's that.
• 1:21:25
  We jump over to Fatty Lumpkins.
• 1:21:28
  How far away is this guy?
• 1:21:29
  They're still over on the other end of the thing.
• 1:21:32
  Oh, actually, that reminds me.
• 1:21:33
  Um, yeah, a-- does a 15 hit your Echo Knight?
• 1:21:38
  No.
• 1:21:39
  No.
• 1:21:39
  Oh, man.
• 1:21:40
  So you see a small firebolt come flying towards you
• 1:21:43
  tonight from like inside-- practically inside the walls
• 1:21:47
  of the arena and just barely miss him.
• 1:21:50
  The other thing is these spells, are they targeting
• 1:21:53
  creatures or objects?
• 1:21:55
  The weird thing with the Echo is that it's an object.
• 1:21:57
  So some spells can't even target it.
• 1:22:01
  I don't think firebolt would have an issue with that,
• 1:22:04
  because firebolt is just like you're
• 1:22:06
  blasting in a direction.
• 1:22:08
  We jump back over to Lil Sauce.
• 1:22:11
  They prone?
• 1:22:12
  Do I get advantage in?
• 1:22:13
  You get a-- what is the advantage on melee?
• 1:22:15
  Yeah, it says there to show the range.
• 1:22:17
  Unarranged.
• 1:22:18
  How far am I?
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  What, like you're pretty much right next to it.
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  So I can just use firebolt at normal?
• 1:22:24
  Well, firebolt would be ranged, technically.
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  So you just--
• 1:22:26
  OK, so I'll just do advantage then on my staff.
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  I'm going to jump up and just--
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  try and jump up and just stab him with my staff.
• 1:22:34
  OK.
• 1:22:34
  I know it's a blunt object.
• 1:22:35
  I'm just--
• 1:22:36
  Yeah, and then you're smacking him with it.
• 1:22:37
  OK, so you have advantage on this hit, so try to go ahead
• 1:22:40
  and--
• 1:22:40
  No, that's not enough.
• 1:22:42
  Oh, 19 plus 3.
• 1:22:43
  Yeah, that's definitely going to hit.
• 1:22:45
  Now I'm going to use two hands.
• 1:22:46
  Yeah, I'm going to roll.
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  So 1d8.
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  2.
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  2.
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  Wham, you slam down on it.
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  It doesn't seem super bothered by it.
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  All those scales across this body, like you whack it
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  on the nose, and it doesn't like it, but it's not
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  detrimental by any means.
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  We jump back over to Roarick.
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  He cheers.
• 1:23:07
  OK.
• 1:23:07
  We jump over to Maki.
• 1:23:10
  So I go, what's Roarick doing right now?
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  Cheery with his best friend, his new best friend.
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  Oh, I forgot the beers.
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  Sorry, you run back and--
• 1:23:24
  It may want to Roarick toss this hit with gold, huh?
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  Oh, you guys are getting good beers.
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  OK, so you run off to go get beers.
• 1:23:30
  We jump over to the Allosaurus.
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  The Allosaurus stands back up on its feet.
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  It leans over and roars angrily at little sauce
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  before sort of lunging forth with one of its clawed legs.
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  I'm guessing an 11.
• 1:23:45
  No, 11 does not hit.
• 1:23:47
  So it misses once again, just kind of brushing its leg
• 1:23:51
  through the blur that is you at the moment.
• 1:23:54
  We jump over to Keto.
• 1:23:56
  Who is Cheery.
• 1:23:57
  Who is cheering.
• 1:23:58
  As you cheer, another blast comes flying through.
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  So that's a miss.
• 1:24:05
  It misses again.
• 1:24:06
  Also, is he just standing there?
• 1:24:08
  Yeah.
• 1:24:09
  Oh, so he's just actively like just kind of slightly dodging.
• 1:24:12
  We jump back over to Little Sauce.
• 1:24:14
  So the beast is back up again.
• 1:24:16
  Here, a new fireball.
• 1:24:17
  OK.
• 1:24:19
  That's a miss.
• 1:24:20
  I'm going to use my second lock to open.
• 1:24:22
  OK.
• 1:24:23
  To re-roll?
• 1:24:24
  Yeah.
• 1:24:25
  That would be 15.
• 1:24:27
  That hits.
• 1:24:27
  It's a pretty big tarry at all things considered.
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  Two damage.
• 1:24:31
  Two damage.
• 1:24:32
  Oh, he's whittling him down.
• 1:24:37
  But is it going to be enough?
• 1:24:38
  Is he going to be able to stop it before it munches him up?
• 1:24:43
  With that, we jump back over to Rorik.
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  Hi.
• 1:24:45
  Yeah.
• 1:24:45
  Is everybody cheering/getting beers for everybody
• 1:24:49
  at this point so we can just cheek going back and forth
• 1:24:52
  between Little Sauce and--
• 1:24:53
  Yeah.
• 1:24:53
  OK.
• 1:24:54
  Save some if you want to do so.
• 1:24:55
  Yeah.
• 1:24:55
  If anybody wants to do anything in between,
• 1:24:58
  well, I just take a shot at the dinosaur at this distance
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  with an arrow.
• 1:25:03
  Yeah.
• 1:25:03
  You can try if you want to.
• 1:25:04
  Because I saw arrows could go through.
• 1:25:07
  Right.
• 1:25:07
  OK.
• 1:25:08
  Where'd you roll?
• 1:25:08
  18.
• 1:25:09
  18.
• 1:25:09
  Cool.
• 1:25:11
  You roll with disadvantage because it's probably
• 1:25:12
  out of range for short bow and wrestling.
• 1:25:14
  18.
• 1:25:15
  18.
• 1:25:15
  OK.
• 1:25:16
  You shoot an arrow forth, which flies out
• 1:25:20
  and sure enough manages to hit big owl.
• 1:25:23
  Roll the damage.
• 1:25:24
  Is he adjacent to Quinn?
• 1:25:26
  The big owl?
• 1:25:28
  Yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Yeah.
• 1:25:29
  The now security's off the drink.
• 1:25:31
  All four of these meats, myself.
• 1:25:34
  10 damage.
• 1:25:34
  10 damage.
• 1:25:35
  All right.
• 1:25:36
  The arrow slams into big owl.
• 1:25:40
  It hits him right in the neck.
• 1:25:42
  And big owl kind of stumbles a little bit
• 1:25:44
  from this arrow that hit him just like in just the right spot.
• 1:25:48
  With that, you hear a whole bunch of the crowd gasp.
• 1:25:52
  And then they start to boo.
• 1:25:55
  And you see your friend turn and look at you.
• 1:25:57
  And he goes, no.
• 1:25:58
  Won't you?
• 1:25:59
  I have to go and do that.
• 1:26:01
  And with that, a number of guards
• 1:26:03
  start to flood from multiple different spots around
• 1:26:06
  and start rushing towards you.
• 1:26:08
  He was going to distance himself from them.
• 1:26:10
  And then we go over to--
• 1:26:12
  well, we go to Maki, cheering.
• 1:26:14
  We jump over to the Allosaur, which
• 1:26:16
  it shakes off this impact from the arrow
• 1:26:19
  and then goes to bite towards little sauce again.
• 1:26:22
  That's a 13 total, which misses once again on your blur,
• 1:26:26
  which puts us back to Keto, who is cheering.
• 1:26:32
  And then jump back over to little sauce.
• 1:26:34
  You see the dinosaurs severely weakened at this point.
• 1:26:39
  Magic missile again.
• 1:26:41
  OK.
• 1:26:41
  What'd you get?
• 1:26:42
  Total.
• 1:26:42
  Eight.
• 1:26:43
  You pull back.
• 1:26:45
  You hurl for three more bolts of force energy.
• 1:26:48
  [EXPLOSION]
• 1:26:51
  First one slams into the dinosaur.
• 1:26:54
  It steps once back.
• 1:26:56
  The second one slams into it again.
• 1:26:58
  It takes another step back.
• 1:26:59
  And the third one comes as it's still
• 1:27:01
  finishing that second step, slams into it,
• 1:27:04
  knocking it off balance and pushing it backwards,
• 1:27:08
  like in the air, as its whole body comes and slams down
• 1:27:12
  on the ground behind you.
• 1:27:14
  And lets out one last--
• 1:27:18
  before it dies.
• 1:27:21
  But no one in the crowd is doing anything.
• 1:27:26
  As a group of guards comes and grabs Rorek and hauls him on.
• 1:27:32
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