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Go ahead, ask us your STUPID QUESTIONS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Can i ask a question don't ask stupid questions don't
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  Speaker 1: ask stupid questions remember there are no stupid questions just stupid.
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  Speaker 2: People today september 28th is ask a stupid question.
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  Speaker 3: Day stupid question is a stupid question.
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  Speaker 4: What a stupid question that is but i watch you
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  Speaker 4: a lot you ask a lot of stupid questions you
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  Speaker 4: guys want to ask me stupid questions.
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  Speaker 5: It is ask a stupid question day today hey ask.
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  Speaker 6: Your stupid questions it's showtime christina good morning you're on
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  Speaker 6: the air hi how can we help you.
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  Speaker 5: Hi I was just calling the radio, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 5: sure why.
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  Speaker 1: So that's my question.
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  Speaker 5: Why am I calling into the radio?
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  Speaker 2: No, that is a stupid question.
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  Speaker 3: So you heard me say call in, and you called in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that was just the trigger, and I just.
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  Speaker 2: Figured, hey, why not?
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  Speaker 3: All right, good, good. Well, it's National Ask a Stupid
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  Speaker 3: Question Day, Christina. So thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Glow.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Glow.
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  Speaker 5: Morning, y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Stupid question is, John Jay, when you're doing stacks and hacks,
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  Speaker 5: are you saying stacked or stacks is my stupid question?
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  Speaker 6: That's a great question because I mumble a lot. So
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  Speaker 6: we created stacks and hacks because I have all this
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  Speaker 6: stuff I want to get to, and I end up
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  Speaker 6: putting it in a pile. So it's just stacks and stacks.
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  Speaker 6: So it's S-T-A-C-K-S, stacks. And then hacks rhymes with stacks.
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  Speaker 7: Right because irritating but i'm like just go with it glow.
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  Speaker 1: Just go with it but i get how you would
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  Speaker 1: think it was stats like statistics.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah yeah thanks glow hey have.
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  Speaker 2: A good day you too yeah i've done question what up.
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  Speaker 7: Alex hey um so mine is kind of like a
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  Speaker 7: memory um i don't know maybe like I was in
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  Speaker 7: high school, so like mid-2000s. My family was watching TV,
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  Speaker 7: and they were all watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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  Speaker 7: And I joined in late, and when I sat down,
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  Speaker 7: I was just not even like real... It was an
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  Speaker 7: honest question. I was like, hey, is this a rerun?
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  Speaker 7: And they all sat there in silence, and they were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: they're all reruns. Like, are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 3: Because it was over.
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  Speaker 7: I just didn't even process what I was saying. I
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  Speaker 7: was just like, oh my gosh, wait, have we seen
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  Speaker 7: this one?
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  Speaker 5: Like.
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  Speaker 3: But they did end up remaking it a couple of
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  Speaker 3: years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they did.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think it was nearly as funny, but it was.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't a comedy. This is my first thought.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wait, is this.
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  Speaker 5: The right one?
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  Speaker 7: Have you seen this one yet?
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  Speaker 3: That's good, Alex. Thank you. Wait, hold on. Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: We got Becky G tickets online here. Kat, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: What's your stupid question?
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's more of like a high thought. Can
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  Speaker 7: anybody else hear when you scratch your head that you
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  Speaker 7: hear the shh.
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  Speaker 4: Shh, shh?
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  Speaker 7: Who else hears that besides you?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think you can hear when somebody's scratching their head.
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  Speaker 3: No, you mean the inside, like in your bones?
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  Speaker 2: Can they hear the shh, shh, shh? I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if you can. I don't think other people can hear that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've seen John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: Unless they're really going at it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because John Jay really goes at his ear, and
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  Speaker 2: I can hear that from over here.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of like when you're chewing, you think no
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  Speaker 6: one else can hear you, but when they do hear you, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Kat, that's a good one. Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: That is a high thought.
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  Speaker 3: Rebecca.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, good morning. How is everyone today?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, good.
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  Speaker 3: It's National Ask a Stupid Question Day. What's yours?
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 5: My stupid question. No matter how many times I've tried
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  Speaker 5: to wrap my head around this concept, I don't understand
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  Speaker 5: the concept and how you launder money.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've never understood that. I watched Ozark twice.
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  Speaker 2: The racketeering.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's such a.
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  Speaker 5: Seriously, I think Ozark is the one that prompted it
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  Speaker 5: for me. I'm like, well, if you're putting money into
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  Speaker 5: a business, you're just getting taxed on it anyways.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get the benefit. I'm trying to figure it out.
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  Speaker 5: I just can't.
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  Speaker 3: I was watching something the other day.
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  Speaker 6: I can't remember what it was, but somebody handed somebody
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  Speaker 6: a bag of money on a TV show and a
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  Speaker 6: whole bag of money.
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  Speaker 3: And they goes, you're going to have to launder this now.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like. What does that mean? Doesn't that
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  Speaker 3: mean like.
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  Speaker 6: You clean it through your business?
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  Speaker 4: So it's like if you're a drug mule or if
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  Speaker 4: you're a drug dealer and you get a bunch of cash,
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  Speaker 4: then you would put it into the strip club that
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  Speaker 4: you own. So eventually it goes in through a business
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  Speaker 4: and then when it comes out, it's legitimate.
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  Speaker 2: It looks legit. Yeah, it looks legit. I think that's
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  Speaker 2: how that works.
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  Speaker 5: You're only getting a portion because you're still getting taxed
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  Speaker 5: on it, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's a good question. That's not a stupid question.
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  Speaker 3: You've been eliminated. Andrew, good morning. Hey, guys. Oh, you're
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  Speaker 3: breaking up. What's your question? Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 8: So my question, for years, I never understood it, and
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  Speaker 8: I still don't know it to the day. People never
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  Speaker 8: told me. They just think I'm stupid. But I never
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  Speaker 8: understood what is a take a penny, leave a penny. Like,
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  Speaker 8: what is that?
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  Speaker 1: So if you're short of change, you can borrow money.
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  Speaker 1: like a penny or two from that stash. But if
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  Speaker 1: you go over a little bit, you could leave your
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  Speaker 1: pennies in there for somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: You mean like at a 7-Eleven or something?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was doing a phrase.
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  Speaker 2: Like the change jar at a store. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's the part you don't get?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, because I saw them when I was a
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  Speaker 8: little kid. I was probably maybe seven years old and
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  Speaker 8: I saw it, and it just never made sense to me.
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  Speaker 8: It's like, take a penny, leave a penny. So I
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  Speaker 8: take a penny, but then I leave a penny. But
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  Speaker 8: then I'm short a penny.
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  Speaker 6: No, like let's say you're buying something and it's $ 5. 02.
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  Speaker 6: And you don't want to break your other five. So
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  Speaker 6: you can take $ 0.
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  Speaker 3: 02 out of there.
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  Speaker 6: Now let's say there's another day where you're there and
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  Speaker 6: your bill is $ 4. 80 and you get $ 0. 20 back. You
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  Speaker 6: can take $ 0. 20 and put it back in the thing.
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  Speaker 6: It's like just being a kind person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, either way, like a couple of pennies doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good one. Hold on, Andrew. That's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good one. I might sneeze. Jordan, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: What's your stupid question? Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: So mine is more of a story about a stupid
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  Speaker 5: question that I asked when I was in high school.
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  Speaker 5: One of my teachers had what he called a dumb
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  Speaker 5: quote board. And anytime someone asked something that he thought
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  Speaker 5: was dumb, he would write our quote on the board
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  Speaker 5: and our name for every class period to see for
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  Speaker 5: that week. And I... raised my hand, and I asked,
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  Speaker 5: we were talking about prairie dogs, and I asked if
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  Speaker 5: dogs was spelled D-A-W-G. And he put it on the board,
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  Speaker 5: and I've been embarrassed ever since.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're not wrong. That's your friend.
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  Speaker 2: In some cases, it is.
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  Speaker 3: That's your buddy. That's your dog.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, Jordan.
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  Speaker 6: All right, real quick. Out of all these, who gets
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  Speaker 6: BKG tickets? Who do you guys think, which is the
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  Speaker 6: dumbest question? Stupidest question.
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  Speaker 2: I like them all. I have to say, they're all good.
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  Speaker 1: Alex with the rerun is good.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. And then I like Kat with the
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  Speaker 2: scratch your head.
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  Speaker 1: Scratch your head's like the, it's more of a deep thought,
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  Speaker 1: but it's about it thought.
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  Speaker 3: Kat, you want Becky G tickets? Are you down?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I think she's coming to the fair. So you
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  Speaker 3: get to go to the fair and see her too.
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  Speaker 3: That's fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Awesome.
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  Speaker 5: All right, hold on, Kat.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Scratching her head.
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  Speaker 3: Dil, can you handle that? I got a stupid question
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  Speaker 3: real quick. Yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Before we move on.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was going to tell you my stupid question.
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  Speaker 4: If tomatoes are technically a fruit, right, is ketchup like
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  Speaker 4: a smoothie?
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  Speaker 1: It's good.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, you know how you go
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  Speaker 3: to Taco Bell and you just have the sporks? I
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  Speaker 3: was like, how come it's not called foon?
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  Speaker 6: I like foon.
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  Speaker 3: It's a spork.
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  Speaker 6: It's good.
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  Speaker 3: Like they went, hey, it's a spoon and a fork.
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  Speaker 3: It's a spork.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Why not call it a food?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe these aren't dumb. Maybe these are smarter than we
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  Speaker 2: think they are.
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  Speaker 3: No, but maybe it's because it's more spoon than fork. Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You know the phrase after dark?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Why isn't it after light? It's not after dark. After
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  Speaker 2: dark is morning.
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  Speaker 6: That's right. So this is a question my wife asked
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  Speaker 6: me this weekend. So we were in Mexico this weekend.
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  Speaker 6: We were in Cancun for this longevity seminar thing with
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  Speaker 6: a bunch of doctors and stuff. And she says to me,
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  Speaker 6: we're sitting on the beach looking at this beautiful beach.
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  Speaker 6: And she says, what ocean is this? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, oh my God, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys know?
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  Speaker 3: Pacific?
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  Speaker 2: I would guess Pacific.
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  Speaker 3: Wrong, wrong.
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  Speaker 2: So it's Atlantic?
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  Speaker 4: Wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's the Caribbean and it goes into the Atlantic.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, wow. Okay. Had no idea.
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  Speaker 3: But I had to Google it. I was like.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I think Mexico, since we're on that side,
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  Speaker 2: it would be. Because I was all like, come on, Blake.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never been great with geography.
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  Speaker 2: The maps.
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  Speaker 3: But I know that had I said that question to
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  Speaker 3: my dad, he would.
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  Speaker 6: Have been pissed off. When I was a kid, I
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  Speaker 6: remember one time I asked him if Denmark was in
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  Speaker 6: the United States. He was pissed.
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  Speaker 3: I bet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.