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Turning 30 · THINK BEFORE YOU SLEEP

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  Speaker 1: Here's why I'm not married yet. I simply didn't feel
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  Speaker 1: as ever the right time or opportunity to get married
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  Speaker 1: in my early to mid-20s. It's kind of nice to
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  Speaker 1: see that people aren't rushing into marriage like they used to.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, 29 if you're wondering. I thought we would just
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  Speaker 2: start off with that considering that her advice is to
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  Speaker 2: wait until you're 30 to consider marriage.
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  Speaker 1: As a career-oriented woman, I don't want to settle for
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  Speaker 1: someone who's insecure about what I do or wants to
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  Speaker 1: control me.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this clip does require a little bit of nuance.
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  Speaker 2: For those of you who don't know, this is a
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  Speaker 2: famous African-American female streamer named Pokimane, and if that wasn't
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  Speaker 2: enough of a cue as to why a partner of
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  Speaker 2: hers might be controlling, then look no further than her
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  Speaker 2: Instagram page where she is constantly posting parasocial girlfriend bait
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  Speaker 2: to get followers, so I can imagine why a significant
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  Speaker 2: other of hers would have a problem with that. But
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  Speaker 2: welcome to modern Twitch where the worst people you know
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  Speaker 2: are finally getting old. Cutie Cinderella is clocking in at 31,
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  Speaker 2: then we have Valkyrae at 34.
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  Speaker 3: ID!
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  Speaker 4: Feel mentally stunted. Like, I don't feel 34. I'm a
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  Speaker 4: middle-aged woman!
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  Speaker 2: Hasan better wife her up. And finally, as I said,
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  Speaker 2: we have Iman, who is about to turn 30.
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  Speaker 1: I've always been someone who wanted kids, wanted to start
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  Speaker 1: a family.
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  Speaker 2: You better hurry. Guys get like an extra 10 years
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  Speaker 2: to act like they're still in high school despite being
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  Speaker 2: well into adulthood. But because of biological limitations, once women
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  Speaker 2: hit maybe 22... They gotta get moving before their time
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  Speaker 2: runs out.
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  Speaker 1: On top of that, there's such a pressure on women.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we're constantly told and conditioned to think
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  Speaker 1: that our greatest value is bringing life into this world,
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  Speaker 1: which I find painfully reductionist.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly, she took her general education courses in college seriously.
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  Speaker 2: So now we have more of an insight on why
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  Speaker 2: she's in this predicament.
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  Speaker 3: Perfection and power are overrated. I think you are very
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  Speaker 3: wise to choose happiness and love.
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  Speaker 2: Uncle Iroh advice videos are looking pretty base these days
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to the behavior of Twitch streamers. So
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  Speaker 2: as for people like Iman who are following the golden
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  Speaker 2: path in their careers or people who are wasting like
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  Speaker 2: a decade doing nothing in their parents' basement, let me
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  Speaker 2: just say that these traditional milestones have been created for
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  Speaker 2: a reason, and the reason older people are pressuring you
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  Speaker 2: and saying that time is running out is because they
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  Speaker 2: know that you only have a finite amount of time
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  Speaker 2: to achieve certain things before you're locked out of them,
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  Speaker 2: and they know that life constantly gets harder and harder
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  Speaker 2: as you get older. But when people ignore traditional wisdom
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  Speaker 2: and they start running up against the time limit for
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  Speaker 2: achieving major life milestones, they'll start coping like this.
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  Speaker 1: I bought an engagement ring for myself.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but you guys told me to.
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  Speaker 1: The person that you are engaged to the most in
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  Speaker 1: your entire lifetime.
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  Speaker 5: Is your damn self. So why shouldn't I get this ring?
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  Speaker 5: Almighty himself.
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  Speaker 2: That was Pokimane showing off her African-American roots. I'm surprised
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  Speaker 2: Beyonce didn't start playing in the background. But also, what
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  Speaker 2: a callback to Emma Watson announcing that she was self-partnered
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  Speaker 2: when she was about to turn 30.
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  Speaker 1: I never believed the whole I'm happy single spiel. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm very happy.
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  Speaker 4: I call it being self-partnered.
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  Speaker 2: What an internet classic. I'm glad to see that Pokimane
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  Speaker 2: is paying tribute by doing her own iteration of it
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  Speaker 2: for modern audiences.
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  Speaker 1: This is me. Proposing to myself?
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  Speaker 5: Look at the gorgeous diamonds. You know when jewelry is
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  Speaker 5: so pretty, you want to eat it? Is that just me? Like,
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  Speaker 5: it's so delectable.
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  Speaker 2: Am I the only person who thinks this ring looks ugly?
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  Speaker 2: It looks like that snake that eats its own tail.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's some sort of metaphor, or
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  Speaker 2: if it's the kind of jewelry that an evil stepmother
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  Speaker 2: from a Disney movie would wear, but I guess it's
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  Speaker 2: good that she likes it?
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  Speaker 5: Will I be with me for the rest of my life? Well, yes,
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  Speaker 5: I've no choice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have the opportunity to gift my husband
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  Speaker 1: the sickest engagement ring for men that there ever was,
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  Speaker 1: and I cannot wait.
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  Speaker 5: You guys know how.
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  Speaker 1: Much I love gift-giving, and just that idea makes me
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  Speaker 1: so happy.
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  Speaker 2: I can think of nothing more emasculating than a woman
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  Speaker 2: proposing to a man. I'll never understand these women's impulse
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  Speaker 2: for turning their boyfriends into men that they will hate.
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  Speaker 5: About a year or two ago, like a year and
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  Speaker 5: a half, something like that, I realized... Maybe it's because
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  Speaker 5: you're looking for.
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  Speaker 6: A guy who would let.
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  Speaker 1: You propose to him. It's funny watching a person whose
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  Speaker 1: entire life history is filmed because you can see her
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  Speaker 1: preaching the modern.
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  Speaker 2: Values followed by getting into various dramas because she's not
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  Speaker 2: actually attracted to the relationships that she claims are ideal.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is controversial, but I'm in
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  Speaker 1: New York right now, and I've noticed that the hottest men, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: the most attractive men, all happen to be gay.
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  Speaker 2: More evidence that if you just follow the traditional rules,
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't have these problems. However, I think these videos
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  Speaker 2: are a sign of a new phase of content creation
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  Speaker 2: for Iman, or a new creative outlet.
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  Speaker 1: While I owe my career to streaming, it was also
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  Speaker 1: the source of a lot of difficult moments and harassment
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  Speaker 1: that I don't experience on other platforms. And I can confirm,
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  Speaker 1: it's been really healing to explore other creative outlets.
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  Speaker 2: Now, a reasonable person might say that being a pretend
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  Speaker 2: parasocial girlfriend to tons of lonely men as you pirate
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  Speaker 2: old episodes of Avatar for your stream... It is not
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  Speaker 2: very creative, but you know, this is Twitch we're talking
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  Speaker 2: about here. I mean, technically, Amaranth is the most well-put-together
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  Speaker 2: streamer when it comes to life milestones because she's married,
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  Speaker 2: so the standards aren't that high here. But it seems
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  Speaker 2: like Iman is graduating to a new era in her career.
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  Speaker 2: She started out with her League of Legends N-word phase.
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  Speaker 2: If she wanted to speak like that, she should have
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  Speaker 2: picked Heroes of Newerth. Then she had her phase where
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  Speaker 2: she went after people's sponsors.
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  Speaker 1: And I will say, for this company to sponsor a
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  Speaker 1: video that's literally 20 minutes of talking shit about me?
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  Speaker 1: If I ever see you in my inbox, on sight.
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  Speaker 6: On fucking sight.
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  Speaker 2: After that, she had her entitled rich girl phase. A
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  Speaker 2: lot of people were offended by this tweet, but personally,
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad that she was being her true self here.
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  Speaker 1: Look, if you're a broke boy, just say so.
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  Speaker 2: Personally, I enjoy it when Candy Pokimane stupidly calls her
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  Speaker 2: followers broke beta males. However, now I think that we're
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  Speaker 2: entering my favorite era of Pokimane, which is her eat, pray,
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  Speaker 2: love phase.
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  Speaker 1: This year, I fully cut someone out of my life
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  Speaker 1: who used to be a close friend, but was lying
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  Speaker 1: to me, lying about me, in general causing me so
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  Speaker 1: much emotional turmoil that I needed a lot of therapy. But,
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  Speaker 1: after I cut them off, I did not message them once.
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  Speaker 2: You go, Poki. Good for you for not messaging him.
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  Speaker 2: You earned that candle. Also, for the guys who haven't
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  Speaker 2: been forced to watch Eat, Pray, Love, it is quite
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  Speaker 2: possibly the most woman movie that's ever been created. Eat, Pray,
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  Speaker 2: Love is about a 40-year-old New York career girlie with
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  Speaker 2: no children who goes off to Italy and gets fat
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  Speaker 2: and then becomes wise by learning from India after she
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  Speaker 2: divorces her husband who is deeply in love with her
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  Speaker 2: because he's short, I'm guessing, or because she got married
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  Speaker 2: too young, which is what she said in the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, they have to make sure they poison young
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  Speaker 2: women into thinking that being like 28 is too young
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  Speaker 2: to make a commitment. I mean, Undateable Men have their
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  Speaker 2: Manic Pixie Dream Girl movies... And undateable women have Eat, Pray,
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  Speaker 2: Love and Morning Glory Milking Farm for when the life
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  Speaker 2: advice from such movies turns them into a spinster.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ridding myself of a lot of my people-pleasing tendencies,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm so proud of myself for that. I am
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  Speaker 1: wishing you a happy new year, and I'm rooting for us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad that you're figuring out shit that you
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  Speaker 2: should have learned when you're like 21. You always talk
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  Speaker 2: in bumper sticker. Pokimane has definitely seen this movie. She
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  Speaker 2: constantly speaks in platitudes that should be on Hallmark cards.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, just as a little side note, the
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  Speaker 2: woman who wrote the book E-Pray Love was fucking batshit insane.
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  Speaker 2: On screen is a video about that. Let me just
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  Speaker 2: say that it makes sense that the advice given in
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  Speaker 2: that movie is horrendous feel-good bullshit that will actually harm
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  Speaker 2: your life if you follow it. Now, as for the
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  Speaker 2: late bloomer part and learning teenager lessons when you're almost
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  Speaker 2: middle age, I guess that's fine. Better to learn late
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  Speaker 2: than never. But the part that I have an issue
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  Speaker 2: with is the part where she has to publicly congratulate
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  Speaker 2: herself because it comes off as incredibly narcissistic. And what
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  Speaker 2: I mean by that is that this Eat, Pray, Love
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  Speaker 2: video is like when you go to a job interview
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  Speaker 2: and they say, tell us about one of your flaws.
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  Speaker 2: and you're, like, supposed to lie by taking a positive
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  Speaker 2: thing about you and frame it as a negative.
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  Speaker 7: So tell me about a weakness of yours. The common
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  Speaker 7: tactic with this question is to write a strength, but
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  Speaker 7: word it as a weakness. Like, oh, I usually am
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  Speaker 7: such a perfectionist with my work that I'll give up
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  Speaker 7: all of my spare time to make sure my shit
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  Speaker 7: gets done at the cost of me own family.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck em.
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  Speaker 2: So Iman saying that one of her flaws is that
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  Speaker 2: she's such a people pleaser is like her saying, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You see, I'm missing a bunch of important life milestones
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  Speaker 2: and behaving like I'm 16 because I am just too
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  Speaker 2: much of a people pleaser. I'm just too much of
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  Speaker 2: a good person. I give too much to everyone else
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  Speaker 2: at my own expense. Pokimane makes videos like this a lot. However,
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  Speaker 2: for everyone else who's a late bloomer and not a narcissist,
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  Speaker 2: there's a bit of ancient wisdom that's been circling around
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  Speaker 2: on the internet that people are calling retard maxing. People
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  Speaker 2: have figured out that all of the overthinking and introspection
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  Speaker 2: is not actually helping them become happy. And that's because
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  Speaker 2: most people let their own heads get in the way,
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  Speaker 2: which prevents them from achieving their goals. And so the
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  Speaker 2: internet has realized that it's actually better to act as
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  Speaker 2: if you're stupid, like Forrest Gump.
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  Speaker 4: He's not bound by adult worries. Someone offers an opportunity,
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  Speaker 4: he takes it. No self-doubt, no overthinking, no paralysis, just
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  Speaker 4: do it. And every single time, it works out.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Not because he's lucky, because he's not standing in his
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  Speaker 4: own way.
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  Speaker 2: Also note that a lot of the success that Forrest
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  Speaker 2: Gump experiences in that movie is due to him listening
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  Speaker 2: to the advice of people who are smarter than him.
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  Speaker 7: You can actually live a pretty good life if you
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  Speaker 7: just listen to the advice of.
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  Speaker 2: Old people, who are competent or have the lifestyle that
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  Speaker 2: you want. Though, certainly, you don't want to end up
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  Speaker 2: attention-seeking and cringe like this when you get older.
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  Speaker 1: I bought my first ever Birkin, and although I'd love
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  Speaker 1: to own one someday, I first wanted to buy one
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  Speaker 1: for a very special person in my life, my manager.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't think of a more deserving person to have
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  Speaker 1: such a coveted bag, except maybe you, which is why
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  Speaker 1: I got a second one. I love gifting you guys
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  Speaker 1: because you've been just as kind and supportive of me
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  Speaker 1: as my friends and my team has been.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully someday the poor multi-millionaire African-American streamer Pokimane will be
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  Speaker 2: able to afford her own $ 20, 000 Hermes Birkin bag.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a broke boy, just say so.
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  Speaker 2: I swear nothing will turn you into a misogynist faster
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: than learning Hermes' business plan and how effective it is
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  Speaker 2: on women. It's basically a luxury gacha game store where
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  Speaker 2: the loot boxes are $ 5, 000, and when you pull ultra-rare items,
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  Speaker 2: you still have to pay for them. But also imagine
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  Speaker 2: not being able to gift your manager something without publicizing it,
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: and Pokimane publicizes how generous she is quite frequently. Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: these giveaways that she does look a lot like she's
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  Speaker 2: bribing people to watch her or be her friend. I
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  Speaker 2: don't get how she's like, maybe one day I can
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  Speaker 2: afford a Birkin for myself, when she also releases videos
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  Speaker 2: openly bragging about her gifting her friends purses, that are
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  Speaker 2: into the thousands of dollars each. But probably the worst
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  Speaker 2: part of her showing her audience how great it is
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  Speaker 2: to let life milestones pass by for the sake of
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  Speaker 2: your career is that she does this whole girlfriend simulator
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  Speaker 2: bit to make money despite not having to because she's
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  Speaker 2: insanely rich, and the issue with that is that she
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  Speaker 2: can't really date anyone because she'll lose a ton of
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  Speaker 2: her following, which is why she has to make videos
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  Speaker 2: like this.
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  Speaker 1: I have to introduce you to a recurring character in
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  Speaker 1: my life.
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  Speaker 5: This is Chris, also known as Sunkissed.
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  Speaker 1: Also known as my neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: Iman, nobody believes that this guy is in the video
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  Speaker 2: because he's your neighbor. Unless he's gay or you have
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  Speaker 2: really terrible boundaries.
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  Speaker 6: We met at one of.
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  Speaker 1: Those everybody-in-the-building-gets-together kind of parties. And then there were board
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  Speaker 1: games for people in the building, so we got to
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  Speaker 1: know each other at board game nights.
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  Speaker 5: Chris cooks a lot, gives a lot, and he sings.
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  Speaker 1: Chris sings.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 6: That's kind of all there is to say.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty bored.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, me too.
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  Speaker 2: Right, your neighbor that you met at board game nights
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  Speaker 2: who is close in age and comes over to cook
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  Speaker 2: for you because we all know she can't. Your neighbor
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  Speaker 2: who goes to the gym with you to lift while
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: you go off and do a bunch of exercises that
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: are largely useless. She does shit like this a lot,
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  Speaker 2: so I imagine that she knows as much about working
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  Speaker 2: out as she does cooking. Anyway, nobody believed her story,
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  Speaker 2: and the simps became depressed because now it's finally over.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, Pokey, like, I can sing better.
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  Speaker 1: I can cook better. I can do better.
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  Speaker 5: I can be better.
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  Speaker 4: I'm everything this guy can be.
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  Speaker 1: Just message me back, please.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Miskith. It could have been you. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not exactly sure why Iman has picked this method of
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  Speaker 2: revealing her boyfriend. She's rich enough to never have to
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  Speaker 2: work again, so if family was actually a priority, she
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: would just take a break from the internet. So I
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: don't know why she's doing all this. However, I do
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: know that e-girls always have stalkers who are trying to
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  Speaker 2: expose every bit of their personal life. Maybe one of
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  Speaker 2: them found out and was trying to expose it, so
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: she's like, okay, well, I'll just say he's a really
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  Speaker 2: good friend. That's why we shot this gym video together.
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  Speaker 2: But even though this looks suspicious as hell, she's still
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  Speaker 2: insistent on gaslighting people.
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  Speaker 1: I posted a gym video with my neighbor.
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  Speaker 6: I saw that!
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  Speaker 5: Was it actually your neighbor?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: We met at, um, you know those building get-togethers where
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  Speaker 1: they're like, everybody in this building come hang out kind
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  Speaker 1: of parties and then we got to know each other
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  Speaker 1: at board game nights for like people in the building
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  Speaker 1: essentially or like friends on the same floor sort of
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  Speaker 1: thing and then people on twitter were like imagine having
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  Speaker 1: to hide your partner because your community is gonna freak
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  Speaker 1: out and then my whole community is like oh my
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  Speaker 1: god cute video you know i'm like it just feels
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  Speaker 1: like okay.
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  Speaker 2: Again, I'm not sure why she would show this guy
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  Speaker 2: in a room alone with her if they were not
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  Speaker 2: dating and if he's not gay. I guess the tier
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  Speaker 2: 3 subs who think she will date them if they
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: give her enough money are really socially unaware, but then again,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Miskiff and Emiru dated for multiple years and people didn't know,
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  Speaker 2: even though it's obvious they were dating if you watch
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  Speaker 2: content with them together. But to further make my point
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  Speaker 2: that Iman is lying to everyone, it's not just the
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  Speaker 2: Instagram boyfriend-girlfriend videos that she has this guy participate in.
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  Speaker 2: It's also this.
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  Speaker 1: Now that we've established that he can sing in Chinese,
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  Speaker 1: allow me to show you this clip of.
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  Speaker 5: Her on a stream.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so you, what did you think of China? Because
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  Speaker 3: you also went.
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  Speaker 5: You went twice.
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  Speaker 6: I freaking love it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you got food poisoning the first time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a very Chinese space in my life right now.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I really, really love it.
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  Speaker 2: What an incredibly weird phase to suddenly go through the
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  Speaker 2: minute you meet a Chinese guy. I mean, she's certainly
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  Speaker 2: spreading those communist beliefs.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think someday we'll have a revolution like that
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  Speaker 6: in America? Right? It's getting there, right? We already have one.
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  Speaker 6: Another one. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 6: The wealth disparity is getting bad. The wage gap. I
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  Speaker 6: hate that shit. No wealth disparity.
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  Speaker 5: Wealth disparity.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Wage gap is like between men and women. Men and women,
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: we love each other.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: And we hate the rich.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: Too much. Aren't you the rich?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: Like the ultra rich. The ultra giga rich. The unnecessarily rich.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: You have to clarify.
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: They're going to clip that and it's going to make
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: you look bad.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: You gotta say the billionaires. The billionaires. Because you are rich.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: The Bezos.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is with these people who
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: are walking around with like a minimum of eight figures
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: in their pocket who feel the need to pretend that
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: they're poor. More recently, Ludwig's girlfriend, Cutie Cinderella, and the
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: biggest YouTuber, MrBeast, who I'm now fully convinced is AI,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: were LARPing his broke. You said you keep less than
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: $ 1 million for yourself despite being a paper billionaire.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: Why do you choose to operate that way?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: It's funny talking about my personal finances because No one
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: ever believes anything I say. So, I mean, they're like,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: you're a billionaire. I'm like, that's net worth.
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: I have negative money right now.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: I'm borrowing money.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: That's how little money I have. Technically, everyone watching this
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: video has more money than me in their bank account.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, you are a millionaire.
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: I love that you think that.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: You're not a millionaire. No.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Savings, brokerage, all investments, all assets, you're not a millionaire.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: No.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I spend too much.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, shut up. Even if you're not lying about your income,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: your long-term boyfriend Ludwig is insanely rich. He's so rich
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: that he can lose millions of dollars on a failed
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: business and brag about it. Broke boy Hassan, another prominent
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Eat the Rich fanatic, was just caught in Cuba wearing
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: like $ 5, 000 of clothes. And if that doesn't convince you
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: that these people are all insanely rich, then look no
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: further than their retarded luxury beliefs.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: I traveled a.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Lot to Paris, and I noticed it's because you just
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: get along so well.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: With the people there. In Paris, there are a lot
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: of Middle Eastern, North African, and Arab people.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: My people!
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just love all the Nigerian migrant scammers that
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: have sworn Paris with illegal markets. Gee, it must be
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: awesome as a rich person who can afford to live
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: outside of poor, crime-ridden communities to talk about how great
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: mass third-world immigration is. I mean, Morocco is so great
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: that Pokimane's parents fled to Canada when she was young
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: so she wouldn't have to grow up there. As for
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: the boyfriend stuff, I don't know. I just feel like
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: if I'm doing couple shopping videos and my girlfriend is
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: too embarrassed to say that she's in a relationship with
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: me despite showing me publicly numerous times, then I would
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: be pretty pissed about that. So, uh, hey, Iman, if
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: this TikTok you made is talking about a real relationship
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: where some guy didn't propose to you after two years,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: then the way you treat men might be the reason
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: why a guy that you want won't marry you. And also,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: vague posting about your past relationships like this to publicly
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: shame your ex is really just a trashy move. Even
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: if nobody in public knows who you're talking about, everyone
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: who knows you personally will. So I think her not
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: being married despite her saying that she wants to be
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: might have a lot more to do with that than
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: it just never being the right time because of her career. Again,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: welcome to 30.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like 10, 15 years ago, if you were
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: a girl gaming online.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: People were actually so nice to you.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: Like, so nice.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: They treated you so well.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: They would, like, gift you free stuff.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: All this stuff.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Do you guys remember?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I think about these days and I'm like, I'm
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: not hallucinating that, right?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that happens when you base your career on your
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: looks and you start getting older. People pay less attention
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: to you and give you less money to be their
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: parasocial girlfriend. Though, I will say, just to be fair,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: just as much as there is girl cope for missing
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: milestones or for acting like a loser, there's also guy
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: cope for it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: I've seen a few videos talking about the chosen ones
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: are unemployed right now because our level of consciousness simply
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: won't allow us to choose a job that is not
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: something that we actually prefer. We're only going to choose
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: something that we actually prefer to do. And I would
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: agree with this because I haven't had a job in
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: about three years.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Right, this is exactly what someone who is unhirable would say. Good,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: the comments are roasting him. My faith in humanity has
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: been slightly restored. Unemployed people who are chosen for success
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: don't make retarded Instagram videos. They work on themselves for
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: 8 to 12 hours a day for free until someone
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: is willing to pay them for what they do. But
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: if you are behind or you're in like your late
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: 20s and not much has happened, understand that most people
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: kind of slack off after they get what they want.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: So if you feel behind, note that you can catch
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: up and the way that you do that is by
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: simply googling and researching faster ways to do what you
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: want to do so you can make up for the
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: time that you wasted by being able to do things
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: like five times faster than most people. Then you can
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: take what you've already learned from old skills and apply
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: it to new ones.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: It is important to draw wisdom from many different places.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: If we take it from only one place, it becomes
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: rigid and stale. Understanding others, the other elements, and the
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: other nations... Like I.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Said with the Forrest Gump stuff, there's a real value
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: in being teachable, or in sports, they say people are
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: coachable or not coachable. The best players are the ones
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: who listen to the people who are better than them.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: You'll be way further ahead if you just stick to
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: what traditionally works, and if you listen to people who
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: have more life experience than you, instead of trying to
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: find a 100% unique and creative answer to everything. There's
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: a time and a place to be creative, and it's
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: not all of the time. Typically, it's best to learn
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: all the rules first before you try to create new ones. Anyway,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: thanks for watching, follow me on Twitter, and I'll see
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: you in the next video.