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CLIP: Hoppe Gives Advice For War Of The Roses · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  So yesterday I walked into my favorite neighborhood,
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  Calvary Bar. It was something like out of an
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  HBO show. Oh, was it ever? So I walk in and all
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  I hear is, yeah, it does it. I swear on my life.
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  I'm not just saying this to start trouble. I
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  walk in and I hear, yeah. I don't think the War
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  of the Roses with the Joe show on FLZ is real.
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  And our longtime listeners of Hoppy Hour know
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  I can't stand that show because they backstab
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  me. And they're Nepo babies with enough talent
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  to maybe do a morning show in Chattanooga, but
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  certainly not Tampa. And they said, Ryan. Are
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  those War of the Roses segments on the Joe show
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  real? And I said, it is so weird that I walked
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  in and this is what they're talking about. And
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  my friend Nick, who's kind of spicy, was like,
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  well, it is what we're talking about. So it's
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  totally real. And they were like, because it
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  seems like they pick up after one ring, which
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  first of all, to the War of the Roses shows out
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  there, Mojo, the Joe show, Elvis Duran. You know
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  what your problem that it's not believable is?
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  Is that when you call the cheater, it gets through
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  after one ring. The overall consensus at the
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  Kava Bar was who picks up their phone after one
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  ring. Mm -hmm. So what you should maybe do to
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  make it seem more believable. Mm -hmm. Because
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  there's a lot of topics about how it's fake and
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  how you all share the same actors. And some of
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  these actors have even gone on Mancow and Stern
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  and Rover Show. so it's a whole prep service
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  of people that want to be actors so that's why
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  it seems half believable but you need to have
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  it where the person doesn't pick up you know
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  that's that's how you do it it goes like this
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  let me load up the funny music right here hey
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  it's a joke show We're going to catch this cheater.
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  They went to Park and Rec in St. Pete. And he
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  just left and left her with the tab. Let's call
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  him. Ring, ring, ring. Ring, ring, ring. Hey,
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  producer Jed, is he picking up? No, dude. I wasn't
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  even paying attention. I'm thinking of my more
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  toy class. Ashley, did he pick up? No, I'm thinking
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  about my celebrity trash and horoscopes. All
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  right, boys. This is the Joe Show. Let's reset.
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  Call us. 727 -579 -FLZ. Let's call again. Ring,
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  ring. Ring, ring. Hello? Is this the cheater?
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  Hi. Can I help you? That's how you got to do
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  it. More believable. People are onto you. Man,
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  yesterday I had the comedian's manager hit me
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  up and I knew she was going to call me, but she
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  called me from the number. My area code is 847,
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  which is a Chicago suburb number. And usually
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  it's spam when I get a call. So luckily I picked
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  up. I almost didn't pick up for her. I'm just
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  saying. So yeah, now it's time for Hoppy's inbox.
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  Oh, yeah, my inbox blew up in the con. It's time
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  for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Oh, yeah. Let's see what Eddie Volkman
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  commented on my post. Oh, yeah, I got a funny
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  story about that as well. Yeah, my universe has
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  just been crazy. So Eddie Volkman got let go
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  by Connoisseur Media. Where is it? Give me a
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  sec. Sorry, I noticed I'm not a professional.
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  Eddie Volkman goes, I appreciate your support,
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  my brother. I got a letter from those guys you
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  were thinking about working for, and they put
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  you at the top based on my recommendation, which
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  is cool. But he says, I guess the problem with
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  new ownership is that it's a bunch of New York
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  people, and they don't know much about the landscape
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  of Chicago and some of the other markets they
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  acquired. Mm -hmm. So a New York guy that doesn't
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  know Chicago radio let a legend like Eddie Volkman
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  go. What a dumb move. And then Tim also commented,
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  without Eddie, it's just boring with music. And
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  then also on Barry Melrose's death, someone said,
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  dude, he knew his shit. Even if you didn't agree
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  with him, he was awesome. It was no sugarcoating.
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  But here is how. This is a real prank. Not the
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  stuff you hear on FLG. So whenever I talk about
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  anybody, I send... I love when I mix words. I
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  send a collab invite to whoever I'm talking about.
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  So let me look at my Instagram. I sent a collab
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  invite to Mount Dora Police. Alex Earl. Meek
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  Mill, Lil Durk, Braxton Berrios, Robert Pattinson,
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  Chris Hansen. You get the point. So whoever I'm
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  talking about, I'm trying to get them to add
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  a video of me making fun of them. So you know
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  what happened? I made this video, which you guys
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  heard on a previous show, talking about them
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  letting go. Of Eddie Volkman. And I sent a collab
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  invite to Connoisseur Media's page. And you know
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  what happened? They accepted it. Because I guess
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  a bunch of DJs added a bunch of collabs. So you
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  know now they're going to be getting a talking
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  to. Like, yeah, watch the video before you send
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  a collab. Especially after you let go of one
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  of the greatest Chicago radio talents. And just
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  radio talents of all time in general. And Eddie
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  Volkman. And I was up there for probably at least
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  six, seven hours. I checked today at 10 a .m.
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  and I was gone. So there was that. Yeah. It's
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  called karma. Happy hour. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot
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  com. The hour will be right back. You probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
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  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
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  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
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  cussing. It looks like you went and got a job.
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  Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case might
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  be in your hand and a sock and a whatever. Like,
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  thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
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  railed. But as a reminder, don't worry, Fresno.
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  The hour will be right back.