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Hour 3 - Bird Brain Move · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Oh maha, oh maha, omaha.
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  Speaker 2: It's our dumb bir three, our number three. And we
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  Speaker 2: start out in the champions Den, the Nest of the Birds,
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  Speaker 2: where Sequon Barkley says he's a running back for the Eagles.
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  Speaker 2: He says when he retires, it will probably be out
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  Speaker 2: of nowhere, a shocker like Barry Sanders. Should the Eagles
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  Speaker 2: be worried that Saquon Barkley is talking about retirement and
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  Speaker 2: how he's going to fade away. No, he's not gonna
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  Speaker 2: fit awa, He's just gonna disappear. Also, Derek Carr says
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  Speaker 2: he left thirty million on the table, not wanting to
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  Speaker 2: take the Saints' money without playing.
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  Speaker 1: Does that make sense? We'll discuss that.
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  Speaker 2: And Cleveland there are reports they hit that there's a
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  Speaker 2: path where Shadur Sanders ends up as QB number onaen
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  Speaker 2: for the Browns. Your thoughts on that, all of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's nerve wracking, it's money in the bank, it's our
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  Speaker 2: number three and here it is.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a bird brain move? Well?
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  Speaker 2: As the afterglow continues to shine off that Lombardy Trophy,
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  Speaker 2: the Big Lombardi Trophy back in February, a monster mash
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  Speaker 2: for the Birds over the team from Cannsa City.
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  Speaker 1: So this is the time the dribs and drabs of June.
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  Speaker 2: OTA's not training camp, not training camp, just the OTAs
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  Speaker 2: with that as the the reigning king of running backs
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  Speaker 2: toa Kwan, Barkley is cranking up the drama. O rama,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, and not exactly the good vibrations per se
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  Speaker 2: or have you heard this or not?
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps not, perhaps not?
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  Speaker 2: But the man that put the eagles on his back
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  Speaker 2: and carried them across the finish line, so quad.
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  Speaker 1: Barkley says that.
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  Speaker 2: When he retires, it will be a sudden shocker of
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  Speaker 2: a decision. People will be gobsmacked, they'll be surprised appearing
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  Speaker 2: on some podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows which one, there's a million of them.
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  Speaker 2: Barkley recently was asked whether or not he'll retire when
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  Speaker 2: he's still playing at his highest level, and he answered
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  Speaker 2: by saying that he could retire sooner than people think.
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  Speaker 1: The plot thickens. Quote. I'll probably be one of those
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  Speaker 1: guys that will be out of nowhere, Barkley said.
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  Speaker 2: I'll probably just wake up one day, whether it's next
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  Speaker 2: year or two years or four years, and just be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's over. Barkley said he compared his own situation to
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  Speaker 2: that of the iconic Iconic Lions. Hall of Fame running
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  Speaker 2: back Barry Sanders. So let us discuss. Now, if you're
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  Speaker 2: old enough to remember Barry Sanders, you know that he
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  Speaker 2: quit in the middle of his prime and said I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 2: S Kwon Barkley says that when he retires, it'll probably
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  Speaker 2: be out of nowhere. Be like Barry Sanders. Should the
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  Speaker 2: Eagles and should Eagle fans be worried? So I've got
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  Speaker 2: Harry kirkland Brand and Stephen King, and we.
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  Speaker 1: Will preach to deaf ears, is what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 2: So, first of all, it is interesting to note that
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  Speaker 2: one of the reasons that Barry Sanders left the Lions
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  Speaker 2: is because the Lions sucked and there was no hope.
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  Speaker 2: And he actually is I remember the story, wanted to
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  Speaker 2: play for another NFL team. The Lions were like, no,
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  Speaker 2: you're either going to play for us, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 2: play it, and he said, okay, I'm out, see you later.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do the boogie woogie and I'll go away. So
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles, maybe I'm wrong on this. I do think
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  Speaker 2: they won the Super Bowl. I do believe every year
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  Speaker 2: they have a pretty good team that wins ten eleven
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  Speaker 2: twelve games pretty much year after year. So my reaction
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  Speaker 2: to the question should the Eagles be worried is yes,
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  Speaker 2: it is off putting. It's a sketchy move by Sequon
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  Speaker 2: Barkley because what you're talking about is a a hairy situation,
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  Speaker 2: or go Harry Houdini, because Barkley is basically saying, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, when I retire, I'm gonna screw over the team,
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  Speaker 2: right and you're not gonna see it coming.
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  Speaker 1: No one's gonna see it coming. Like one day.
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  Speaker 2: It's abra cadabra, hocus pocus proof just like that, and
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  Speaker 2: I'll vanish into thin air.
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  Speaker 1: And that is a red flag.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, if you dig a little deeper, dig a
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  Speaker 2: little deeper, you're still enjoying the dopamine hit from the
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  Speaker 2: super Bowl, the hangover, the super Bowl hangover, and now
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  Speaker 2: you're already talking about I am going to retire, and
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  Speaker 2: when I retire, I am going to f over my employer. Now,
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  Speaker 2: it must be nice to have so much money that
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  Speaker 2: you can just say, oh maybe next year of the
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  Speaker 2: year after I'll just wake up and quit. Most people,
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  Speaker 2: most people.
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  Speaker 3: Can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not normal, right, that's not normal.
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  Speaker 2: It's also not normal that a top tier running back
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  Speaker 2: would say.
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  Speaker 1: This that you know they still got gas left in
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  Speaker 1: the tank and all that. Now, is it true?
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  Speaker 2: Is it true that that's what you say when you're
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  Speaker 2: already halfway out the door, meaning you're already planning your
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  Speaker 2: nice exotic life living on a beach somewhere, living the
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  Speaker 2: good life and not having to worry about practice and
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  Speaker 2: staying in shape and all that.
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  Speaker 1: Now, part of this does smell like.
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  Speaker 2: A social media power play, power play, power play. Right,
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  Speaker 2: it's business move, It's all about the brand and all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And there's there's a bit of mystery, right.
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  Speaker 2: And in show business they talk about leave the audience
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  Speaker 2: wanting more, right, leave them wanting more.
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  Speaker 1: And it's very important.
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  Speaker 2: It's like he's said, when I retire, when I hang
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  Speaker 2: them up, and I'm going to be mysterious. It's like
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  Speaker 2: Barry Sanders. Now, Sanders was thirty years old when he
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  Speaker 2: quit on the Detroit Lions.
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  Speaker 1: He was a quitter. Barkley is twenty eight.
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  Speaker 2: So is he going to model himself completely after Barry Sanders?
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  Speaker 1: And in two years that's it. I'm out. Clip and
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  Speaker 1: save clip and save clip and save clip and save now.
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  Speaker 2: Secondly to the buy you bugaaloo we go, and that
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  Speaker 2: is where following up a story from the last month.
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  Speaker 1: The former.
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  Speaker 2: NFL quarterback who was always great to bet on when
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  Speaker 2: you'd bet against him when he played in a cold
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  Speaker 2: weather game or played against a halfway decent opponent in
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  Speaker 2: a high leverage situation, because he would always ride the
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  Speaker 2: vomit comment. We're talking about Derek Carr, and Derek Carr
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  Speaker 2: pumped his chest out, walked around like a rooster, saying
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  Speaker 2: that he left thirty million dollars that was his money,
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  Speaker 2: thirty million dollars on the table because he did not
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  Speaker 2: want to take the Saints'.
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  Speaker 1: Money without playing.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't want to have the surgery, and he I
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  Speaker 2: just can't take the money. Does this make sense? Does
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  Speaker 2: it make sense? So it's hard to believe that this
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  Speaker 2: is actually what happened. I'm skeptical and I did a
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  Speaker 2: double check. I did a quick dive on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: I said, well, he played in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, even though.
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  Speaker 2: They have those red kettles, it's not the Salvation Army,
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  Speaker 2: it's not goodwill. And I'm pretty sure that the NFL
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  Speaker 2: is filled with owners who treat players like Kirkland brand
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  Speaker 2: toilet paper. You flush and then well, you wipe and
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  Speaker 2: then you flush. You flush after you you're supposed to wipe,
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  Speaker 2: and then you flush. And this guy, Derek Carr, who
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  Speaker 2: made millions and millions in the NFL, suddenly has this
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  Speaker 2: this anscience and he can't take the money, of course, decide.
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  Speaker 2: Alternative reality to this is that he gave up thirty million.
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  Speaker 1: The Saint still gave him ten million dollars as.
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  Speaker 2: A parting gift, and he was a terrible quarterback in
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  Speaker 2: New Orleans outside of those two glorious days to begin
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  Speaker 2: the season last year. The level of stupidity, though, is
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  Speaker 2: rather breathtaking. If that's what he actually did, what he
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  Speaker 2: says he did, he actually did that he's worried about
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  Speaker 2: taking money for not playing a noble nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Sunday School we're talking about it. It's the
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  Speaker 1: NFL and a.
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  Speaker 2: Multi billion dollar conglomerate, and we're supposed to believe that
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  Speaker 2: he did this as an act of honor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, riddle me, riddle me.
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  Speaker 2: A skeptic batman, right, a little skeptical. Yeah, Now, if
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  Speaker 2: you do what honor, I would sign up for the
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  Speaker 2: military and the Army, the Marines, the coast Guard, well
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  Speaker 2: maybe not the Coastguard, but signed up for the military, right, Air.
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  Speaker 1: Force, Space Force. I guess they still have all right,
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  Speaker 1: final fault. So Cleveland, we go down to Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: There are reports bubbling up, bubbling up out of Cleveland
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  Speaker 2: that there is a path, there is a path to
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  Speaker 2: salvation in Football Nation, that shau Dur Sanders, the man rejected, rejected,
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  Speaker 2: was supposed to be a Day one pick, was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be a top ten pick, and he wasn't drafted
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  Speaker 2: in didn't get drafted the second round, at the third round,
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  Speaker 2: and et cetera, it was a Day three pick. Should
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  Speaker 2: her Sanders that there is a path, a path where
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  Speaker 2: he ends up QB one for the Browns in twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five. Your thoughts on that? So I believe in
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  Speaker 2: the multiverse. I am believe in the multi verse. This
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  Speaker 2: is a timeless NFL storyline for the month of June.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's the month through it. I know it's the
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  Speaker 1: month round. I'm just pointing this out him. I'm highlighting it.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a marker, I'm highlight, I'm underline.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a yellow marker. I'm Highland.
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  Speaker 2: So rookie quarterback has path to QB one for team
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  Speaker 2: that does not have starting quarterback. Well, that's your shocker. Now,
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  Speaker 2: are we talking about a franchise savior. No, this is
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  Speaker 2: just the next chapter in a new Stephen King Cleveland
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  Speaker 2: Quarterback horror novel.
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  Speaker 1: He's working on that right now at some Shock and Maine.
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  Speaker 2: He's sending out woke propaganda like we've read this book before.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: We've read the horror book before. It's being republished. Young
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  Speaker 2: flashy quarterback shows up in Cleveland with a suitcase full
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  Speaker 2: of money and bling bling, and by Thanksgiving he's trying
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  Speaker 2: to remember how many fingers he has and how many
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  Speaker 2: toes he has. It's like putting a nice Model three
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Tesla into a demolition dirt because you would argue that
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  Speaker 2: Shadur Sanders, he's not driving a Model three Tesla. No, No,
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  Speaker 2: he's got some car worth more than that's that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: he meant to say, Mike the Leprechaun said he offered
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  Speaker 2: free lifetime supply of Crispy Kream donuts, free oil change
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: was guessed by this guy. All right, that's enough, Lorraine.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Do you have an answer? Loraina and the Malay rid
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: of the day. Celebrity attorney James Sexton offering free blank
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: to the entire twenty twenty five NFL draft class.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I think Caine's chicken strips, Ben, that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Would be very nice to do that. Those are a
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: wonderful item. Unfortunately it is incorrect. Celebrity attorney James sections
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: offering free pre nuptial agreements to the entire.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five NFL draft class.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: This a reaction to Travis Hunter, who hitched his wagon
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: and is in wedded bliss and did not have a
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: pre nuptial agreement.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: So this orney who, oh, by the way, is a.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Attorney who specializes in that's right, specializes in being a
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: relationship meaning a divorce attorney.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: That's his his claim to fame. So very very exciting,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I know, all right. Anyway, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I love driving into the main studio because I can
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: count the ambulance chasing billboards. There is nowhere that I
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: have been to that has more ambulance chasing attorneys than
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles. I've traveled a lot, been to a lot
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: of different places. I have never seen anything. It is
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: every billboard everywhere you go. They've got the motorcycle billboard
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: with the bird on it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: They've got the what do they got? The who hurt you?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Which is one of my favorite.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I love that one because it was like, do you
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: mean physically or emotionally?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I like, there's a guy on on I five when
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: you're coming to the commerce casino who's he has not
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: aged he does like he's the guy that if you
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: speak Spanish and get into.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: An accident and you want to get a little money,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: you call him.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: That's he's got that market cornered. Man, they're just so entertaining.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I just I love ambulance chasing billboards. Let's get back
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: to the calls.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: And who do we have here? Eeny meany miny moe.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Pick a caller, buy their name, and let's say hello to.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Do we have you? Let's go to jeff in Sack
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Grubb and two, what's going on? Jeff welcome?
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Hey, not a whole lot?
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: How you doing today tonight? Whatever?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I would be a king,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: but not a Sacramento king because they traded Fyreus Halliburton
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: and he's now in the NBA finals.
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: That's why the Pacers are going to win the finals.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: The Kings are notorious for trading white players and they
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: win the finals of next year. It's been what at
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: ten or fifteen, they were an art be here in
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: the chronicle.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they do.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: And at the time, and now, if I remember correctly,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: didn't they decide they want to keep the Aaron Fox.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: They had two point guards. They picked the Aaron Fox
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: over Halliburton, and then a year later they got rid of.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: The Aaron Fox. Is that correct? I believe I'm accurate.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Is that accurate.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they got rid of Aaron Deret Fox, but I
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: can't remember if they picked somebody else. Yeah, it was
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: Aaron Fox to get rid of, and they brought him back.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: They don't know what the hell.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: They're doing at all.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: They built a new arena downtown. They got the purple lights.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: He goes in the sky, what to do? What are
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: you gonna do with it? Championships?
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: It's well, that is they're really poisoning the sky with
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: that purple light. They're light poison.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Well, at least your your own. Your owner's got a
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: lot of money. He's like, you know, tech guy and
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Doesn't know what he's doing, but uh, you know, he's
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: he knows.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: How to build lasers.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: I guess, you know.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, get a nice pupyrazer. All right, well,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: thank you, Bud. All right, all right, go there you go.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: All right, let's say hello to uh what do we
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: have here?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Oh Tony, get the dumb button ready, our buddy Tony
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: in the Bay Area.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Hello, Tony, Hey man.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: I went to the donut shop the other day and
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: I see two cop cars in the parking lot. And
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: when I go inside, the donut shop, the cops are
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: at the counter, and so I walked to, you know,
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: get behind him, and I could see out of my
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know if this is a correct word peripheral vision,
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: that the cop that was in front nodded at me,
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: but since I was looking towards where I was walking,
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: I ignored him. And then as I keep walking, the
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: guy behind him the cop does the same thing, and
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: since my you know, I was looking at where I
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: was going, I pretty much ignored him again and just
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: stood behind him in line. So then the Vozo's pro
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: turned around and nod at me because I'm standing right
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: behind him. So because I'm there, I nod at him.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: And then afterwards I get my coffee and I get
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: to the car, and I kind of laughed at myself
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: because I was thinking, what the fuck are you guys
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: looking at?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: What great story?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. So I like the ending.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: So like, if you got to go to a donut
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: shop to get coffee, you got to get a donut too.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: You can go chinkle into a donut shop and not
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: get a donut, Like, what's the point of that. Like
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: in Vancouver there was a donut shop. Everyone was like,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: you gotta go this donut shop. It's the most amazing
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: donut shop.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: In the world. It's like it was good. You know,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: it's nice and it was the.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Greatest donut shop. The markup on the donuts there, I
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: was like, oh much, but and then he had the
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: twenty seven percent discount because of the currency change.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: And all that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Anyway, let's see who is next. It is the Ben
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Mahlor Show. We are hanging out with you.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Toad old fan in Colorado. Hello, total fan, Hey Ben,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: how's the going.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Congratulations?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: When is the parade for the Rockies they've now won
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: three in a row? And when is the mo when
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: of the Marlins hearing someone they got Marlins?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Have to fire someone.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: If you lose to the worst team in the history
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: of baseball three in a row, someone has to be fired.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Hey, you know something else besides that. You know, from
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: what I understand, the attendance to that game was counted
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: in like about four hundred five hundred people. Anyway, you
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: know what I originally called up for, you know, going
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: last hour and you're talking about password and you know
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: the photos, you know, and as far as you know,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: when when the question pops up, Are you a robot?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: You know, the situation with your password as far as letters, numbers, symbols.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Remember that's all for your convenience.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's all all very important and uh, of course
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: completely useless because with AI now you can likely get
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: any password you want.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: It can't be that hard.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: If you just type a few things into one of
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: these AI apps, they'll tell you they'll write a whole
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: freaking uh book report. You know, there are ten pages
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: you type in five where they can get everyone's pass word.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: There's nothing hiding, you can't hide anything.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I agree, Yeah, oh yeah, social media in
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: the whole shot. Yeah, it's uh, you know, the the
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: internet is a valuable tool when used correctly, when it's
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: working properly, but mainly use correctly unscortable as people aren't
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: trying unscrewed thelous things.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well, I think what you're saying is it's
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: much like the laws.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Laws are made for people who follow laws, but people
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: that don't.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: You're not stopping people that don't follow the law because
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: they don't follow the law. So it doesn't matter how
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: many laws you have, because there's people that just do
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: whatever the f they want.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: They don't care, and they're in their own world, and
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: so it's a big one. Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't follow the rules and regulations. Yeah a
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: lot means nothing, you know, if they're not abliged. But sure,
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: what do you want to talk about? Sports clothes? We
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: can talk, We can talk, all.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Right, all right, all right? Uh, you know what I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: want to talk about. Let's talk about talk radio etiquette.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about if you have nothing to say,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: you don't call in. How about that? I have plenty
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: of conding. I don't know if you realize I have
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: no life. I spend my entire day getting ready for
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: the stupid radio show. I have no life, Okay, I
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: have I don't need to take a single call. I
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: can talk the entire four hours and just sit here
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: And that's it. I don't need it to go.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: I want someone who a here's what a good Let
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: me go to blind Scott, Blind Scott, can you explain
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: what a good talk radio caller is? Blind Scott in Boston,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Please please.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: So I come from the Botto market. I grew up
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: with Peter Hartman, my father, who is a softball coach.
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: Job He used to call out Mike and the Mad Dog.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: He was one of the original sports radio colleagues. When
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: you call the show, you're prepared. You have three points motyc.
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: You have one point though that you can get over
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: on the host and then you so you talk and
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: then the host talks. So like I would say, like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: you know what, that was pretty cool, how Scott Zola,
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: I've played our audio on the air on the on
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: the Zoe and Bertran show. That's a pretty big deal.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: That's a big Patriots Network show. And then Ben would
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: comment about it. He'd be like, oh, yeah, you know,
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: I think they misunderstood me. Uh you know, I said
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: this and that and the other thing. And I say,
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: you know, Ben, well, either way it was. You know,
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: you're a national radio radio show. You're you're getting a
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: lot of press from what you're saying. You work really
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: hard on these monologus. You know, you got to talk
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: for twenty minutes straight. You have to be able to
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: reach an audience. Like you gave a point about Doris
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: Burke in the second hour to a very narrow audience
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: that was awake in the middle of the night, and
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: you hit that audience and everybody responded to it. That
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: was magical. That was an example of a good sports
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: radio point. You don't call up a sports radio show,
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: you don't not have your phone ready, you don't say,
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: you know, Ben, what's good? And then you don't say, Joe, Ben,
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: what do you want to talk about? You want to
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: talk about sports? You're wasting Ben's time.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: Here's the thing about Ben. Ben is a professional radio guy.
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of other radio people listening in the
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: radio industry that know Ben. They know Ben's good at radio,
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: and then they hear these clowns take Ben, take these
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: clown phone calls, and then they don't take phone calls
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: on their shows because they think all sports radio phone
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: calls are idiots. You know, but that's not true, because
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: if you live in a sports radio market where there's
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: real sports teams, where people are real sports fans, they
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: actually call up and have good points. In the Boston
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: market during the drive times, I can't even get on
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: the air because some of the calls are so hot
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: and I am not the hottest sports taker in all
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: of Boston. I just have been trained, and I am
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: accustomed to calling sports radio shows and I want to
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: get on the air and I have a lot of
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: hot takes, and I love the back and forth that
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: it causes on social media, and I like the reaction.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: And the only reason why I'm getting that reaction is
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: because I'm hitting people where it hurts in different markets
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: all across the United States, and they're emailing Ben and
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: they're losing their mind and I'm all just doing radio stick.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: And then when I hang up the phone, I ride
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: my exercise bike, I listened to an audiobook. I just relaxed,
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: and that's all it is.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, got and you've learned not to ever
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: take a breath, so you just keep talking.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: That's a key. And I take a breath the host
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: of talk, and then they'll hang up on you.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: So I was getting some emails from some Zoe fanboys
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: in Boston, and some of them are crossover listeners, like
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: they listened to this show and they listened to Zoe
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: and Boston.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: So and I wrote back this one guy.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: There were a couple of people that wrote me, and
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I wrote back to one of them and because I'm
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: always amazed by like the people that have to send
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: a message and say I I used to listen to
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: your show, but I'll never listen to your show again.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: It's like I used to eat at the cheesecake factory,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: but I'm not going to eat there ever again. You
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: go into announce to the manager at the cheesecake factory,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating there again. So I wrote back to
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: a couple of people. I said, you know, I appreciate
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: you reaching out to me, and you know, for listening
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: and all that very kind, and I said, unfortunately, what.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I do here is I do talk radio.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: I don't work at an airport, and so you don't
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: need to announce your departure from the show because I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: don't work.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've been just doing a show. That's it.
• 31:11
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• 31:14
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• 31:26
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• 31:29
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• 32:44
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• 32:51
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• 33:01
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• 33:03
  Speaker 9: In Cool, the King, Rory would like to know would
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: you rather go skinny dipping or streaking?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Well, obviously skinny dipping because the water will cover you know,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: a lot there, so that would be the move.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's go streaking. I that's good, you know
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Will Ferrell movie. That's that's solid. But go ahead the
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: skinny dipping thing, why not?
• 33:27
  Speaker 9: Lorraina, Oh, this is hard because you know, I'm not
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: a big fan of the water.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: And it's cold, and don't you always talk about how
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: you love the summer and the beginning.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, I love the bikinis, but I don't get in
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: the water.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: So you're like being near water get.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Away, Yes, on the sand.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Just like you just want people to look at you
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: on the beach.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Probably might just streak, yeah, but I'm I probably wouldn't
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: run swift.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Walk like a slow Okay, cool?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I think I got to go with the skinny dipping.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's usually people that skinny dip.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: There's not a lot of people around when they're doing it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: You mean like warm water though, right.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Well, if you're underwater I use it, you know, Yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: maybe a towel when you get.
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: Out, you know, and like I don't like I don't
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: like running, and like things just move more when you're running.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: And that's.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there somebody that ran on the on the dodge
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: at the Dodger game? There was not a streaker, But
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: do we still have streakers? There used to be streakers
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: that would.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Run on this to No.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: There was a woman where I was a kid, very
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: famous named more Danda, the Kissing Bandit.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: And yeah, he's like probably eighty. Now, all right, what's next?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: What do we have here?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Al Alien, I've heard of him. High Alf wants to.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Know traditional birthday cake or ice cream cake.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I've had both.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: As I have preached from the bully pulpit for many,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: many years, the most important thing about the cake is
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: the fast. I'm fine with ice cream cake, although there's
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the waiting process. I don't like waiting for it. You
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: have to leave it out. You need it too soon,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: it's not right. But if you wait too long, it sucks.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: There's that sweet spot with ice cream cake where it's
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: just amazing, and if you don't get it right, you've
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: ruined the entire experience. So I guess on that respect,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I'll go with the cake, the regular cake with the
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: frosting in the middle. I'd like two layers of frosting
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: in addition to the outside frosting.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Lorraina, I'm an.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Ice cream cake type of girl.
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: Sometimes regular cake it gets me a stomach ache.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I'll get nauseous.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: It makes no sense because there's more content in the
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: ice cream cake.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You have ice cream, you have cake, you have the frosting.
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: Doesn't make sense, right, No, yeah, I think that's maybe
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: right ahead, Yeah, it might be or your stomach all right,
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: I gotta go with regular cake. I just thought I
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: like a moist cake, and ice cream cake is never moist.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: There are some people that are by the word moist.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: They don't like that word. I think that's a troubling word.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care. What is next here? It's asked, Ben,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: your questions are answers.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: FIRG Dog says, can you whistle? Please demonstrate?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: So I pointed out, I can whistle, but I can
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: only whistle blowing air in, not out.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: And that was only me No no yet, wow, yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: But the problems you're limited because you can only take
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: so much air in and then that's it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Alf lorena. Yes, I demonstration. Okay.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: That was.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: The first one was to be blowing in. The second
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: one was to be blown out, so I can go
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: in the back out one.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It doesn't.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't even get.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Any sound when.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: It's also called issues when I played the flute.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: So I can understand there, All right.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Uh cool, I can normal whistle.
• 37:11
  Speaker 9: Show off, but I can't do that like fancy like
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: finger whistle that like oh yeah, it didn't seem to
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: be able to do.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: It when you call a dog.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a boss move.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: My grandfather, he one of my gir He knew. He
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: was like the man's man when he came to whistling. Yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: he was the boss dud. He knew. He knew every way.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: He was a multi whistle player because he could. He
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: could whistle with his fingers, he could whistle blowing in,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: he could whistle blowing out.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: He was the king of all whistling.
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: I had like my friend growing up, I'm one of
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: my best friends. His dad could do a super loud
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: whistle with like his the two fingers in his mouth
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: and that was like anywhere, like you could hear it
• 37:50
  Speaker 9: from like, you know, a mile away, and then the
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: kids would come like come running.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: It was like.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Yeah remember that song, the whistle song, which was
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: a double and whistle while you work.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you might have met something else.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next here? And ask Ben? Your questions
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: are answers.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: There's another question from King Ry.
• 38:12
  Speaker 9: He wants to know did your parents ever hang a
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: report card or a test of yours on the refrigerator?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Well, obviously not one that was good.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You know, you gotta do better, Lorena.
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel like my mom would do that, especially
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: like colors and stuff.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, cool.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: My mom was the same. She would put up the
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: bad progress support. It's like, look, how terrible you are?
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Better?
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: The family Dame Donkey sausage, real quick, favorite flavor of
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: potato chips.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean you can't salt and pepper's basically, but
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I mean you can't go wrong with potatoes, Lorena.
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: Oh, that's so also sound cream and on you are yours?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: They're all good.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: The cattle, how do you you can't have a potato chip?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Potato chip, It's wonderful. It's delivery vehicle