Latest / The Alabama Show On Demand / Full Show 10-31-25: The Halloween Witch Lizard
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
- 0:05Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
- 0:08Speaker 2: What is wrong with us? I'm just getting started. It's
- 0:15Speaker 2: gonna be good. Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween.
- 0:18Speaker 3: I came in and Producer Blake's shoes were on the floor,
- 0:22Speaker 3: and like, no, you were nowhere to be found.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Where were you just at? Were you in the bathroom?
- 0:27Speaker 3: No?
- 0:27Speaker 2: I was in the back.
- 0:28Speaker 3: I was just trying to get this outfit put together
- 0:30Speaker 3: because I can't do myself.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do it by myself. I was like,
- 0:33Speaker 2: she's not to give me one second. I can't. Producer
- 0:36Speaker 2: Blake's a ninja turtle. Yeah, I'm stand up.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Not yet.
- 0:40Speaker 2: I gotta let me get my full off it before
- 0:41Speaker 2: I do anything. Okay, I gotta finish my tea.
- 0:45Speaker 3: You can follow us on TikTok live in a little
- 0:48Speaker 3: bit and see the fun.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Follow Alabama Radio or at the Alabama Show. It'll be
- 0:53Speaker 2: a day. It is gonna be a day. Seven o'clock.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Just seven o'clock's gonna be fun. Eight o'clock.
- 0:59Speaker 3: If you have scary ghost stories, today is your final call.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Call the show. You can tell them.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Hopefully it'll make it on air. There's a lot of
- 1:07Speaker 3: people that have called over the past few days. Eight
- 1:09Speaker 3: three three five oh one Bama is the number to
- 1:11Speaker 3: call the show. That's eight three three five oh one
- 1:13Speaker 3: two two sixty.
- 1:14Speaker 2: But good morning, Happy Halloween, thank you for being here.
- 1:18Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines What the hell on the
- 1:21Speaker 1: Alabama show.
- 1:23Speaker 3: A pet monkey got loose inside a Spirit Halloween store.
- 1:27Speaker 1: What hell?
- 1:28Speaker 2: You just looking for a costume? I don't know what's
- 1:31Speaker 2: going on. This happened in Texas.
- 1:33Speaker 3: It spent more than thirty minutes swinging from the rafters
- 1:36Speaker 3: and poles, and then the owner finally had to talk
- 1:39Speaker 3: the monkey down.
- 1:40Speaker 2: With a cookie. Talk the monkey down.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Oh yeah, listen to customers talking about the monkey.
- 1:46Speaker 2: My daughter looked up.
- 1:48Speaker 4: She said what in the world, And she's like, is
- 1:51Speaker 4: that a real monkey? And so I look up and
- 1:54Speaker 4: I said, it's gotta die. Pros I guess it is.
- 1:58Speaker 3: It was entertaining, and I was like, huh.
- 2:00Speaker 5: A lot of people just stood and watched for like
- 2:02Speaker 5: thirty minute, like the whole time.
- 2:03Speaker 1: There's a funky They had kids trying to catch it, and.
- 2:06Speaker 4: It had jumped down on the floor and ran past
- 2:10Speaker 4: my leg. And at that point I was like, Okay,
- 2:12Speaker 4: I'm ahead.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Enough Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
- 2:18Speaker 3: Good morning, Crystal. I know you're on your way to work.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Did you wear a Halloween costume to work today?
- 2:25Speaker 1: No?
- 2:25Speaker 3: Look, I went in I'm a witch today and I
- 2:29Speaker 3: haven't put my green makeup on yet.
- 2:30Speaker 2: And I told my Starbucks girl this morning.
- 2:32Speaker 3: That I had to put it on at work, and
- 2:34Speaker 3: she goes, if you're stained, please come in and get
- 2:36Speaker 3: coffee tomorrow morning.
- 2:39Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, So you're really gonna beat your faith green.
- 2:43Speaker 2: We'll see. We'll see how that works. We will post
- 2:45Speaker 2: pictures on the Alabama from yesterday. Oh, thank you girl,
- 2:49Speaker 2: Sam's Club.
- 2:50Speaker 3: I liked it.
- 2:51Speaker 1: It was cute.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Okay, let's play Super Easy Trivia. You want to win
- 2:55Speaker 2: tickets to Tiffany Hattish. Let's get all right, Crystal. I'll
- 2:59Speaker 2: ask the questions.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Producer Blake is your lifeline and it's all about ghost today.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Question number one, who is the friendliest ghost? Casper?
- 3:09Speaker 2: Casper would be correct? Next one, what do ghost usually
- 3:16Speaker 2: say when they are trying to scare people? Move? Would
- 3:22Speaker 2: be correct?
- 3:24Speaker 3: And last one Crystal finished this line, who are you
- 3:27Speaker 3: gonna call ghost mustards?
- 3:38Speaker 2: Find free? Also? Congratulations you just won super easy Trivia.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 3:45Speaker 1: What's Blake?
- 3:47Speaker 3: What is.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Turtle? You haven't been this? Okay to ask that girl?
- 3:52Speaker 2: Why didn't you ask that in the beginning? He's a ghost?
- 3:57Speaker 2: Which one is rap?
- 4:00Speaker 6: Yes?
- 4:01Speaker 2: I'm Raphael. Congratulations. I think producer Blake is the real
- 4:07Speaker 2: winner here.
- 4:10Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know.
- 4:12Speaker 2: The elem don't forget.
- 4:14Speaker 3: The Vulcan Spooctacular is tonight trick or treating, music, photo,
- 4:18Speaker 3: ops and food.
- 4:19Speaker 2: It starts at five point thirty. It goes till eight thirty.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Kids in four kids.
- 4:23Speaker 3: Four and under get in free, and then adults it's
- 4:25Speaker 3: ten bucks for you to go. Do you see Did
- 4:28Speaker 3: he just reported to New Jersey prison? I did not
- 4:31Speaker 3: see this. No. Oh yeah, he just got moved to
- 4:33Speaker 3: begin his sentence. He was transferred to a federal prison
- 4:36Speaker 3: in New Jersey. He was sentenced to fifty months in prison.
- 4:39Speaker 3: His lawyers requested that he serve his sentence at FCI
- 4:44Speaker 3: Fort Dix, which is located on a military base in
- 4:46Speaker 3: New Jersey. Up until now, he has been at the
- 4:49Speaker 3: Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, so they moved him.
- 4:53Speaker 2: He minded a little longer in there, just to learn
- 4:55Speaker 2: his lesson. But that's just me. Well see, uh, what's
- 4:59Speaker 2: going on with that one? Be updated.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Here's the worst candy for your teeth, according to dentists.
- 5:04Speaker 3: While you are chomping on Halloween candy after trick or
- 5:07Speaker 3: treating tonight, sticky or go eat candies like taffy and caramels.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Those are bad sour candies. This one hurts my heart
- 5:14Speaker 3: a little bit because I love sour candy. Sour candies
- 5:16Speaker 3: have a pH level close to battery acid.
- 5:19Speaker 2: You were eating on a handful of, I know, and
- 5:22Speaker 2: it causes your enamel to break down.
- 5:25Speaker 3: They say sugar free candies are also bad because they
- 5:27Speaker 3: have citric acid and it's bad.
- 5:29Speaker 2: For your enamel.
- 5:30Speaker 3: I didn't know that sugar. I would to eating sugar
- 5:31Speaker 3: free candy and then chewy candies like nougat and toffee
- 5:35Speaker 3: stick to your teeth and then you get bacteria in
- 5:37Speaker 3: your mouth.
- 5:37Speaker 2: So instead eat powdered candies, smarties, and yogurt covered raisins
- 5:42Speaker 2: and nuts. Oh yay, the young stuff, the bisonful.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Of nuts for Halloween.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Kids have some Mormons, you guys want some raisins. I'm
- 5:52Speaker 2: throwing that back. There's three things you need to know.
- 5:55Speaker 2: More at the Alabama Show dot com.
- 5:57Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show home on to me.
- 6:00Speaker 3: They're doing Ask Alabama a little different today.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Are we getting some medical help in here? Because it
- 6:12Speaker 2: looks like you might need it? You gotta get followed
- 6:14Speaker 2: the Alabama Show on TikTok.
- 6:17Speaker 3: We're on live right now and I'm trying.
- 6:22Speaker 2: I didn't test out the witch makeup before I bought
- 6:25Speaker 2: it and put it on. I'll be honestly, I don't
- 6:27Speaker 2: think it's the makeup. This is what we're gonna doing. Okay,
- 6:36Speaker 2: your home show? What does it look like?
- 6:40Speaker 3: Your eyes look like they're sunking into your face and
- 6:44Speaker 3: your greens pail.
- 6:45Speaker 2: I look like Fiona from Shred.
- 6:48Speaker 6: You look like Fiona if she if she started to
- 6:51Speaker 6: form into shrink and then she stopped midway through.
- 6:56Speaker 2: It's sure funny.
- 6:59Speaker 4: I have brought my.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Crystal ball and you can call and ask which Alabama?
- 7:09Speaker 2: What's your future holds? In my crystal ball? Produce some
- 7:13Speaker 2: blake like I'll do one for you. Okay, what does
- 7:16Speaker 2: my future hold?
- 7:17Speaker 3: I propose you will find a single piece of candy
- 7:21Speaker 3: corn in your car stept polder this weekend.
- 7:25Speaker 4: That's a.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Trust The way you look, with the way you predict,
- 7:30Speaker 2: I predict an X will reappear like asth me a
- 7:35Speaker 2: what an X like an X? An ex girlfriend will
- 7:39Speaker 2: show wah, I actually I predict, I predict you're gonna
- 7:44Speaker 2: ghost your girlfriend while you're helping her move. Okay, be
- 7:48Speaker 2: honest with me. You meant to be a lizard. There's
- 7:52Speaker 2: no way that's meant to be a witch. I'm putting
- 7:55Speaker 2: on my gloves right now with my witch fingers. Come on,
- 8:04Speaker 2: I lost my other hand. You need to be in
- 8:08Speaker 2: the next Spider Man movie. Goal station now today, just.
- 8:16Speaker 6: Color show.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Let me tell you turn my crystal ball.
- 8:21Speaker 4: Look at your face?
- 8:25Speaker 1: Bad?
- 8:27Speaker 2: This ain't three threes. I had a beginning. Hang on,
- 8:35Speaker 2: I was kidding, genius. This doesn't even sound funny anymore.
- 8:42Speaker 4: You are trooping to make up one this holiday college show.
- 8:51Speaker 2: What's the phone number? Five on one two two six two.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Yellow Man show? Fun to me, It's amazing free on
- 9:02Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app eight.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Three three five O one BEMA is the number to
- 9:06Speaker 3: call the show if you would like which Alabama to
- 9:09Speaker 3: tell you your future and my crystal ball?
- 9:12Speaker 2: Good morning? Who's this this piper? Are you calling for
- 9:18Speaker 2: your spooky prediction. Let me look in my crystal ball. Piper,
- 9:24Speaker 2: are you single or in a relationship recently single?
- 9:30Speaker 3: Well, my crystal ball reveals you will meet your soulmate
- 9:35Speaker 3: this weekend at the gas station coffee machine.
- 9:48Speaker 6: Great.
- 9:51Speaker 2: The Green Smurf sometimes gets it wrong, Piper, I love you.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Thank you for calling the show, of course, thank you
- 9:59Speaker 2: by happy good morning? Whose days good?
- 10:05Speaker 7: Correct?
- 10:06Speaker 2: Okay? Chris? Are you calling for your ask Alabama? Creepy future?
- 10:12Speaker 5: Oh? I fool am? What the futureal point?
- 10:14Speaker 1: Which Alabama? Well?
- 10:17Speaker 2: What are you gonna be for Halloween today?
- 10:21Speaker 3: Cool? I'm not gonna be anything for Halloween.
- 10:23Speaker 2: You're not dressing up.
- 10:26Speaker 1: I'm not dressing enough.
- 10:28Speaker 2: All right?
- 10:28Speaker 4: You want to see me in a costume?
- 10:30Speaker 2: Here is your future? Your future, says the Spirits whisper.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Beware the one who brings Storm brand candy cannot be trusted.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Oh spooky candy.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Scared Now.
- 10:52Speaker 2: I'm feeling so hard at this, Chris, just thanks for
- 10:55Speaker 2: calling the shadow. Thanks for making me feel better. Alabama
- 11:00Speaker 2: is what the hell?
- 11:00Speaker 1: Headlines?
- 11:01Speaker 6: What the hell?
- 11:02Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show?
- 11:04Speaker 3: Ohio deputy spent forty five minutes chasing an escaped EMU.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Why They'll always get you. That's a big old bird.
- 11:13Speaker 3: In Ohio, the sheriffs started chasing a runaway EMU for
- 11:17Speaker 3: forty five minutes on a rural road. Dispatchers monitored the
- 11:21Speaker 3: situation through live feeds from the patrol car cameras, and
- 11:25Speaker 3: then photos show the EMU literally looking through the passenger
- 11:29Speaker 3: side window of the cop cars. Finally, the owner eventually
- 11:32Speaker 3: showed up to get what they called unexpected escape in
- 11:36Speaker 3: The Sheriff's office posted praise for the deputies, saying they.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Handled the situation with skill.
- 11:41Speaker 3: Professionalism, and proving they can tackle just about anything.
- 11:45Speaker 2: I love this story.
- 11:48Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know you with the Alabama.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Show, You're gonna love this one, producer Blake.
- 11:54Speaker 3: Spooky Science at the mcquane Center is going on today.
- 11:57Speaker 2: I love spooky Science.
- 11:59Speaker 3: You can explore experiments, eerie exhibits, and hands on activities
- 12:03Speaker 3: that make learning delightfully spooky. It starts at nine am
- 12:06Speaker 3: and goes until five pm today, So go have fun.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Do you seek? Billie Eilish called out billionaires yesterday? Yeah
- 12:13Speaker 2: I did.
- 12:13Speaker 3: So what happened is she gave a speech in a
- 12:16Speaker 3: room with Mark Zuckerberg. She accepted the music Innovator Award,
- 12:20Speaker 3: and then she starts talking about billionaires and she goes,
- 12:23Speaker 3: if you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire? And
- 12:26Speaker 3: then she urged the audience to donate their money. She
- 12:29Speaker 3: even said, I love you all, but there's a few
- 12:31Speaker 3: people in here that have a lot.
- 12:33Speaker 2: More money than me. And then she donated eleven.
- 12:35Speaker 3: Point five million dollars from her tour to Food Equity, which.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Is perfect timing.
- 12:39Speaker 3: Right now because of the government shut down, a lot
- 12:42Speaker 3: of people are losing their snap benefits.
- 12:45Speaker 2: So good for her. I do like that she's donating
- 12:49Speaker 2: her money. Yeah, to do this. That's good for her.
- 12:51Speaker 7: And dictionary dot com, Oh, parents, if your kids are
- 12:55Speaker 7: in the car, turn your radio down for just a
- 12:57Speaker 7: second to be prepared to be mad at us. Dictionary
- 13:01Speaker 7: dot com just chose six seven, six seven as their
- 13:06Speaker 7: word of the year, and even dictionary dot com doesn't
- 13:11Speaker 7: know what it means.
- 13:12Speaker 2: The definition at dictionary dot.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Com says it's meaningless and nonsensical.
- 13:17Speaker 2: In other words, it has all the hallmarks of brain rot.
- 13:22Speaker 2: What does it even mean?
- 13:24Speaker 3: Six seven?
- 13:26Speaker 2: Five year old the god dressed like the Ninja turtle
- 13:32Speaker 2: yellow six seven. You can't say anything, Miss lizard. I'm
- 13:36Speaker 2: a witch. I'll get you, and I'm about to show
- 13:38Speaker 2: you how much of a witch checking me? And that's
- 13:41Speaker 2: three things you need to know. I'm more at the
- 13:44Speaker 2: Alabama Show dot com The.
- 13:46Speaker 1: Alabama Show Me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Good morning, who's this.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Girl?
- 13:53Speaker 2: Where you been? How is life?
- 13:56Speaker 5: It's great? I was calling to give my what's good?
- 14:00Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 14:00Speaker 2: What's your what's your good news?
- 14:02Speaker 5: I decided to choose myself and I'm getting divorced.
- 14:05Speaker 3: Baby?
- 14:08Speaker 2: Are on the dating apps yet? Have you downloaded Facebook?
- 14:11Speaker 3: Dating?
- 14:11Speaker 1: Oh?
- 14:12Speaker 5: Girl? No is a scary world over?
- 14:14Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 14:14Speaker 2: Down it's a dumpster fire. Uh what what are you
- 14:18Speaker 2: looking forward to the most about being single?
- 14:21Speaker 6: Exactly?
- 14:22Speaker 5: That being single and being able to do whatever you want. Yes,
- 14:26Speaker 5: I'm not on anyone's timeline but my own. I don't
- 14:29Speaker 5: have to answer to anymore. I'm not even thirty. I'm
- 14:32Speaker 5: gonna lift my life.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Good for you. Look, I know, like in a lot
- 14:37Speaker 2: of cases, divorces can be a hard, sad thing.
- 14:40Speaker 3: But good for you for making it a positive, for
- 14:42Speaker 3: seeing the good out of it, for taking care of yourself.
- 14:45Speaker 2: I am proud of you.
- 14:47Speaker 5: Absolutely, that's gonna be a great era.
- 14:50Speaker 3: Now, when you're ready for us to do shoot your
- 14:53Speaker 3: seat and set you up with somebody on the show,
- 14:55Speaker 3: you just give us a call.
- 14:58Speaker 5: I'm not sure, but I'll keep you in mind. All right,
- 15:01Speaker 5: Thank you, Anna, You're welcome back.
- 15:03Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Good morning, here's this.
- 15:14Speaker 1: This is Stephen.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Stephen. What's upbody?
- 15:17Speaker 6: I got you a ghost story?
- 15:20Speaker 2: Will one? All right, let's do Okay. I have this
- 15:24Speaker 2: friend and he used to work for me part time.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Is his name Casper and no, his name as Joel okay.
- 15:33Speaker 6: And he lived in this house in.
- 15:36Speaker 3: Riverdale and his mom died like in the back bedroom.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Well, I would have to go over there and leave
- 15:42Speaker 2: him stuff for the job.
- 15:44Speaker 6: And one time I went over there and I'm looking
- 15:48Speaker 6: and this, you know, these like Popo's plant minds. It
- 15:51Speaker 6: starts moving and he's already.
- 15:54Speaker 2: Told me some stuff, right okay.
- 15:57Speaker 6: God said, okay, ghost, I don't want to to you.
- 16:00Speaker 7: I don't want to know about you.
- 16:01Speaker 6: And it stopped.
- 16:02Speaker 2: Well I loved that you automatically just started talking to it.
- 16:06Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, because you.
- 16:08Speaker 6: Know, I'm kind of psychic, so I could do stuff
- 16:11Speaker 6: I say anyway.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Long story, short on story short.
- 16:15Speaker 6: I kept sensing stuff in the house and I would
- 16:18Speaker 6: like push it away and you.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Can do that.
- 16:21Speaker 6: Well, I knew it was his mother, but anyway, he
- 16:26Speaker 6: woke up it.
- 16:26Speaker 1: In the middle of nine.
- 16:27Speaker 2: He has his closet and it was like, you.
- 16:30Speaker 5: Know, had a He had it locked because he has cats.
- 16:33Speaker 6: And he said it was like a loud noise, like
- 16:36Speaker 6: the whole closet just fell in and he opened its perfectly.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Fine.
- 16:40Speaker 6: Well, we I had a friend that were in a
- 16:43Speaker 6: paranormal group and they come and did an investigation all
- 16:47Speaker 6: night one night, and they got all kind of stuff.
- 16:49Speaker 6: They got a woman tea get him out of here.
- 16:51Speaker 6: I'm hearing a voice saying top cat. His mom had
- 16:55Speaker 6: like nine cats.
- 16:56Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 16:57Speaker 6: Wow. Yeah, he had a paranormal for com and investigated.
- 17:02Speaker 2: I believe that's crazy.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Hey, but real quick, since you are a psychic, can
- 17:07Speaker 3: you tell me what's in Producer Blake's feature?
- 17:11Speaker 2: May well, we all need that. Is it gonna be
- 17:13Speaker 2: to his current girlfriend or a different one.
- 17:15Speaker 6: I think he's gonna have a little telling me it's
- 17:17Speaker 6: gonna end up with a little boy with five or
- 17:22Speaker 6: six years from now that and.
- 17:24Speaker 2: He is the little boy.
- 17:25Speaker 6: Well, he's smarter than he lets all.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true. That actually is really true. That
- 17:32Speaker 2: is really true. Steven stopped talking. I'm giving only mine.
- 17:36Speaker 2: We love you, Stephen.
- 17:40Speaker 6: Alright, well take care of you.
- 17:43Speaker 2: To have you a day, all right?
- 17:45Speaker 1: You by The Alabama Show free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Are you ready to go home?
- 17:55Speaker 3: If you missed the failed Alabama which costume?
- 18:00Speaker 2: We got pictures we're gonna post on the Alabama Show. Yeah,
- 18:03Speaker 2: we're gonna We'll figure it out. All right. Well, happy Halloween,
- 18:06Speaker 2: have a safe weekend. We'll see you Monday morning.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.