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#48: Jason X (2001) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? 24:55.
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  This is what you least favorite scary movie the podcast where we
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  talk about. Our least favorite aspects and
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  most debatable opinions of our most favorite scary movies,
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  fight over favorites. My name is Jesse Travis.
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  And today, we are taking a little trip to outer space.
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  That's right. We are finally, finally talking
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  about 2001's Jason X. Now I'm going to give you guys a
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  little bit of behind-the-scenes. If you've been listening to
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  podcast at all ever, you've probably encountered Countered,
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  an episode or two where someone is like, hey, we had audio
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  struggles. I mean, if you listen to some of
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  our earlier episodes, you know that we've evolved in our audio
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  since last January, but this week, we encountered something
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  that every podcaster has to go through.
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  And it was just very unfortunate timing with how Jam packs this
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  week is and how screwed up our schedules have been due to being
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  sick and we got about 10 minutes into editing this.
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  Week's episode and discovered that a lot of our audio was
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  basically unlistenable and full disclosure.
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  It is currently Wednesday night on the 20th and this episodes
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  due to come out tomorrow morning.
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  So we are recording it and it's going to be another live and
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  Uncut which we don't typically like to do for our main feed
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  episodes. But this is where we're at.
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  We decided that we would just go ahead and get in here and
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  rerecord and get it out on time since some Everybody seems to
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  seems to jam along with our Nightmare on Elm Street, bonus
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  episodes. So they do, okay, we have a
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  drawing for this one. Already finished the drawing.
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  So, you know, it's not on Drawn this Emily's.
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  Yeah. So and you know, maybe our,
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  maybe our discussion will be a little bit more organized this
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  time than it was before. So, I guess.
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  We'll see. Yeah, but we'll go ahead and
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  we'll get right down to it. But if any of that stuff like,
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  I'm just going to read or ratings.
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  Okay, he done all that. I'm just really Lisa that you
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  guys are going to Miss. Talia being in the room with us,
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  she actually spoke into the microphone a little bit.
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  It sounds like we're having of something imagine like, oh my
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  God, I tell you got on the mic, she has so much to say she was
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  so proud of BJ, Talia tail, which and honesty, Jesse
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  actually took the mic off of her thing and I put it up the
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  Taliesin was and she did have things to say so that is not
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  what corrupted our audio by the way.
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  No. That was like pretty well into
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  the So umm. Yeah.
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  So no, they just fucked up. Like within actually one minute.
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  Pretty much one minute. After we started talking on
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  there. It got all fucked up, so, yeah,
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  but that's okay. We're going right into it.
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  We're going to make it happen. I'm all hyped up because I've
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  been listening to like so much Kane Hodder this week.
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  He's got a podcast with Alyssa Rose and Tiffany schepis and
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  they're going to be recording an episode live at scarefest this
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  week. And I've been listening to some
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  of their podcasts in And / self hype.
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  So I am in a good frame of mind to give our sweet precious man,
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  Kane Hodder. He's no longer baby boy.
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  Kane Hodder. He is sweet precious man Kane
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  hotter. Yeah and it's moving off to
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  college. After this we're giving Him a
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  proper farewell with Jason acts because this is his last
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  appearance on screen as Jason for his unfortunately.
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  He was recast for Freddy vs. Jason so I doubt it'll be the
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  last time we talked about no guarantee that.
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  No rest of the hatchet movies will come in here at some point.
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  Oh for sure. So alright.
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  So again, once again, we're watching this on our screen
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  Factory, unrated Blu-ray box set.
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  This movie was directed by Jim Isaac written by Todd farmer
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  music by By Armin, Harry manfredini, the special effects
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  goddamn it. We're re-recording it and I
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  still don't know how to say. His name is Dupuis.
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  I know Dupuis, you know, this is where it fucked up.
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  Was. I know.
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  It's who is still alive? He did the makeup on Thirteen
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  Reasons. Why season one.
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  There's like, no, he heard me talking shit about the Thirteen
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  Reasons. Why Steve One makeup?
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  Yeah, he's like, nope. None of that.
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  His first name is, either Steven or Stephen or stuff on.
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  It's funny because I watched like a little, it's called out
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  of space. It's like this little screen
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  Factory special bonus on, like, some of the making of, for this.
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  And I was so focused on making. Sure I could pronounce his last
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  name that I, like, completely skipped out on listening to his
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  first name. So, Sorry this movie stars Kane
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  Hodder is Jason Voorhees Lexa doig as Rowan.
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  Jonathan pots is Professor low Lisa Rider is KM Daft Ethan.
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  Bach is Azrael chicken Chuck Campbell a sinner on and Melissa
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  8 is Janessa I have a whole host of fun facts.
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  They are fun facts, they are fun facts.
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  Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about bug.
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  Ted it ties into the fun facts. It does.
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  Oh, heck we have, we have an ad, we have to plug into, don't we?
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  I'll put that in there, okay? We will have minor editing for
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  the ad Travis leave this into the people don't think that we
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  were just lazy and decided not to edit the rest of the episode.
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  Okay, we'll find a spot for you. Okay, I'll just put in the outer
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  now. Listen, I'll Shock Talk Radio,
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  I'm sure that's what they recorded.
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  Yeah, that's 100%. Yeah, that's fine.
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  Okay, so like Like I said there was a Scream Factory special out
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  of space. It had several people involved
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  in the making of this movie and Travis.
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  Did you know, pretend you didn't know personally, a go.
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  I have already forgotten this movie would not exist if not for
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  scream. I do remember this.
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  It's a very intriguing story. Yeah, so after Jason Goes to
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  Hell, they They were working on a script for Freddy vs.
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  Jason by this point new line, of course, head acquired the rights
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  to the Jason character and they wanted to do that crossover.
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  We saw at the end of Jason, hell, Jason's how Jason Goes to
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  Hell. Frederick's claw come up from
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  the ground and pool Jason's hockey mask into the ground.
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  And so, they were, you know, they had been gearing up for
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  doing this. And it was in product.
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  They were stuck with trying to come up with a good organic way
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  to to make the story happen. Which is something I want to
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  give this series. A lot of credit for later on as
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  they got more ridiculous. I know a lot of people like to
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  talk about how ridiculous these movies are, but I love the care
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  that went into writing the scripts and that they had high
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  hopes and they always wanted the story.
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  To have something interesting about it.
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  So there, and that dishes maybe a little over ambitious, but at
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  least it makes. So, we've kind of dating movies
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  a long way from a just fucking ripoff Halloween.
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  We sure have now are ripping off, leprechaun will get to
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  that. But yeah, so so they're in the
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  middle of trying to figure out how to make this work.
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  Then screen comes out, huge, massive success and suddenly all
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  of these Production companies that before like didn't really
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  so much care about the horror genre are wanting to have like
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  Jean read apartment filled with special writers and that
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  included new line, who was like, okay, we've got to bring in some
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  really highly paid scriptwriters, which is really
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  fucking rude. So, the people aren't working on
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  the script and they spent like millions of dollars and they
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  had, they kept bringing in different.
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  Ripped Riders. And this at this point, the
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  original people working on their pitches for the screenplay like
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  we're down to their final three ideas, like that, they were
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  getting ready to present. So they bring in these
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  scriptwriters. Nothing is going the way they
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  want it to, and they decide they're going to table it for a
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  while. And Sean Cunningham just goes
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  I'll just make another Jason movie.
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  Yeah and then the question comes well what do we do?
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  That isn't going to mess up the chronology for Freddy vs.
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  Jason because as frustrated as they were by the situation, they
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  didn't want to make things even worse by creating a problem.
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  When they did get a chance to go back to fvj and they decide that
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  they're just going to put Jason and some other location
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  potentially some other time and they came up.
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  Whole list of different places. Jason could go.
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  We have Jason Goes To Rome. How one is so fucked.
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  I hope that it was like time travel to the past and he was
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  gonna do like a gladiator. I didn't think about reverse
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  time for. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah Gladiator. Geez.
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  Oh man. I can see him in the pit.
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  That would be incredible. Yeah.
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  Like the movie opens and it's like a gladiator out there and
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  then gate opens up and it's like juice it just comes out.
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  No, I see them like throwing him out there he has I fight
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  everything. They throw it in.
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  You fucking Massacre, everything.
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  What were the other ones? Jason in the hood?
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  That's the big leprechaun, rip off here.
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  Yeah. Well, plus, going to space go
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  into space. Yeah, cuz that's the one they
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  actually went with. So they definitely lean more
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  towards leprechaun, which is weird because leprechaun, I
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  don't think, you know, that could be, that's got to be one.
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  We gotta cover at some point. I only watched the first one.
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  Yeah. I mean to, so that would
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  actually be something interesting for us to experience
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  together. Yeah.
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  And then the other idea was Then the winter.
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  Oh yeah. Because we were, we were talking
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  about that. Never hi:.
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  Sure. And I like my brain will only
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  let it be never hike in the snow below and there.
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  I don't like, I think it's because I see like, posters and
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  thumbnails for it. And I'm like, oh, obviously, you
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  don't want to hike alone in the snow.
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  Yeah, that makes sense. You don't want to hike in the
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  snow period. That's very dangerous.
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  Well people who are climbing Mount Everest.
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  I mean is dangerous, people die Travis.
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  Yeah they died and they get whooped up there and nobody can
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  rescue them. Yeah well maybe it's just a body
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  at that point dude that's come on.
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  Okay so anyway they wanted it to be action horror.
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  They wanted to really focus on an action piece of it because
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  they felt that it would give the plot more structure to which I
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  say, ha, ha. Ha ha, because our originally
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  recruiting for this episode was an hour because there is very
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  little plot to talk about other than stab, stab, stab, shoot,
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  shoot shoot, run, run, run explode, stab, stab stab space
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  worms. Yeah, if this episode is really
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  short, it's not because we were doing it because, you know,
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  we're at the last minute here, it's because we didn't really
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  have a whole lot to talk about, and that being said, we do both
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  love this movie. We don't, we'll get into that in
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  a second. It's just very lacking on the
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  pot. Yeah.
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  So they they wanted to do something similar to.
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  I want to say it was Blade Runner.
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  Was it there? Yeah.
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  And so they were trying to go into writing the scripts without
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  their budget in mind, which was a problem because when they go
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  to the studio with all of these ideas of what they want, they're
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  like okay it's going to cost thirty two billion dollars and
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  they were like we have for so obviously Of a budget, they had
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  a bug. Ted.
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  Yep. And the actual bug.
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  Ted that ended up with, they ended up with was 11 million and
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  a worldwide gross of 17 million. Yeah, the 11 million at least
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  they got more money, but holy shit.
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  This thing did not perform. Well, I'm honestly impressed
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  like it had been on Hiatus for a while to it was coming close to
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  10 years before because Jason Goes to Hell was like early 90s
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  93. This is 2001.
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  So I Eight years is insane. Yeah, so they decided that they
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  were going to do something a little bit darker and more
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  atmospheric. Allah aliens, you know, kind of
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  aliens or alien because aliens more.
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  Okay, aliens is definitely more action from yes.
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  Yeah, they wanted to do, like they had ideas with alien, in
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  terms of like hostile on board will blond the action, he
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  aspects of aliens. So but they also wanted to make
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  sure that is very self aware especially Even the recent
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  success of scream, right? So they call it Kane Hodder and
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  they're like hey do you wanna play Jason again?
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  And he's like, of course, they're like cool.
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  We're going to space and he's like Okay, doesn't even
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  questioned. He just loves that role of that
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  much, but I knew that it was a silly script and a silly
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  premise. But they also knew that they
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  were writing something that they would be really excited to watch
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  in the theaters, which I can completely respect and it is a
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  very silly movie and I very much love watching it.
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  Yeah. I mean, it does all that.
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  Lets yeah, that's just leave it at that.
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  Yeah. They had no desire to explain
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  how he got out of hell. So that was another bonus of
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  them. Not doing anything to affect the
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  chronology and they're like, truthfully.
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  We don't even know if Freddy vs. Jason is going to address, go
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  getting out of hell or not and we don't really care like it.
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  That's up to. That's a future problems.
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  Yeah, I don't think it does. So and Jim Isaac's, the director
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  was huge on helping save money. So he had a lot of Hollywood
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  Connections. He did effects for David
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  Cronenberg. Now, if you aren't aware, David
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  Cronenberg appears, In the beginning of the movie and I was
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  because Jim reaches out to him. He says, hey can I use your
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  effects team? And he's like yes but I would
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  like to be killed on screen and is like I think we can do that
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  and then he comes in and he rewrites a lot of his lines so
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  when he says that he wants Jason soft just know.
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  That is truly a different kind of hurt feelings about Jason for
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  you. It's interesting having
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  Cronenberg dialogue and Jason like a Friday.
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  The 13th movie. It is special.
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  I wish you I could have Rewritten some other parts of
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  the scope just take a little bit of that player.
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  What about awesome? The movie was shot on 35 mm and
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  then scanned into do the effects that way.
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  Instead of normally I guess they would like do like they would
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  print them. I don't know the full process
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  but apparently what they were doing is something that's not
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  done normally but it saved them like thousands and thousands of
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  dollars which when you're on this tide of a budget every
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  dollar counts. Yeah.
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  But yeah that's a lot of me fun. Facts.
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  I think. Oh and then I just got a couple
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  of fun Kane Hodder as Jason facts since it is his last movie
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  with us. When he first got the role, he
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  had no real acting experience. Like he'd had a couple of
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  Moments where he was like like his dog person.
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  So it's not like he was new to being on screen but he was like
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  generally new to acting. Yeah and one of the things he
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  really wanted to do is make sure that Jason would look super
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  intimidating and he focused since it isn't a speaking role
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  he focused on his breathing and I will say that his breathing is
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  terrifying as J. Like that's one of the things I
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  associate with his Jason Voorhees is like how him just
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  standing there is the most intimidating thing.
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  And it really is because of these big lug Hulking breaths
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  and you're like, that's a man that's about to charge imitates
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  that when we see him this weekend, I will probably shoot
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  ya. Like I think of whenever I look
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  at Jason on screen, I'm not scared but if I'm standing next
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  to K and then person and I see that shit, I'm probably gonna
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  freak out. Yeah.
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  And then another thing he does is he doesn't like fully
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  rehearse scenes. Like he'll go out to a scene
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  partner and give them the basic idea of what's going to happen.
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  But he does like they don't like do a full run-through of it
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  because he wants to react the way he thinks Jason would react
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  because it really goes. Yeah, he goes much more by his
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  gut and when I was listening to casualty Friday, they were
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  talking about because all three of them worked on Victor Crowley
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  together. And I want to say, I think it
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  was before Tiffany's Well, that she like they don't always shoot
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  together depending on the angles of the scene.
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  So sometimes like, he'll actually be off to the side like
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  a makeup or prep or whatever. And so he goes off and he was
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  like getting himself hyped up and apparently was like really
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  freaking her out because she witnessed that and it wasn't
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  like early part of this team. And he goes well, part of the
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  reason I do that is because I do know if people can see me.
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  And I want to get you for I'm really freaked out so
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  interesting. Like I want some
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  behind-the-scenes footage. Yeah.
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  But I just thought that was a lot of fun and all.
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  Right. Are we ready to get into it?
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  Yeah, I remember my score so so yeah.
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  Okay. You're beginning.
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  Score 5-5. Why did you give it a 5?
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  I gave it a 5 because I mean kind of what we touched on it's
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  just not So it's not objectively a good movie.
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  It's really poorly made whenever you like kind of analyze it sit
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  here and talk about it. It was really difficult talking
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  about it with somebody score pre score, don't think about the
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  discussion because it yet sir this was okay.
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  This was her idea. So well before they start my
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  whole thing was a, I mean, still, it's objectively not a
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  good movie, it looks shitty a lot of times.
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  It's, it's so Ridiculous it just and it's really just kind of
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  like I'm gonna try to hit the Beats of a Friday, the 13th
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  movie. And it kind of is like it's
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  doing a poor imitation of itself and you know it's just weird
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  like I don't know, I don't really feel like I'm watching a
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  Friday the 13th whenever I'm watching this it's you know it's
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  just strange. So that's why I gave it a 5 but
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  it's fun. Like that's where the other like
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  half. Is like, I enjoy watching it.
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  It's stupid fun, but, you know, the objective part of me hates
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  it, but the subjective side of me that goes like that wolf
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  shitty movies, likes it. So that's it.
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  I give it a 7 but I have like opposite reasoning from you.
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  Yeah, well, what was it? Well, I do feel like I'm
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  watching a Friday, the 13th movie.
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  It like, you know, they said that they were trying to kind of
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  do something different with With the franchise, with this
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  particular entry in the franchise and it felt the same,
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  it was like the same beats as every other Friday, the 13th
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  just set in space and I felt like there could have been a
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  little bit more Innovation. That being said, when the
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  Innovation was there, when the creativity and the
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  tongue-in-cheek - and the actually playing with the
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  environment, was their man that hit just.
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  Right? Yeah.
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  But you know, like, the lows were kind of low.
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  Oh yeah. But I think the highs of the
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  high were better than the lows of the low and I generally just
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  have fun watching this movie. This is much more one of those
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  like gut scores. You know what I mean?
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  Like, in my heart, it feels like a 7.
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  It's like you're Jason Takes Manhattan score which was biased
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  because of your previous history I fully admit it.
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  Yeah. Yes.
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  I know I'm not you know but you still like that was your gut
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  feeling? Like you felt like it was a good
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  movie. So maybe we don't have an
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  official method for rating. The movies.
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  I can read it. Whatever.
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  God damn way. I want however I want you got to
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  write on it and you can start scale of 1 to 10.
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  Yeah. Which is established.
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  You can. Yeah.
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  And I did. Okay.
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  Well, okay. Okay, yes, good for me.
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  I think it's a seven because I have more fun watching it than I
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  have not watching the night and I have no fun watching it.
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  The, you guys get it. You know what I mean?
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  Sure, I get ready gets what I'm going for here.
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  I have more fun watching it than I don't have fun watching it.
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  Yeah, yeah, don't have fun watching. like the if there was
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  a scale of fun and not fun and you plop Jason ax down in their
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  van is going to weigh out thinking of like a
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  teeter-totter, just like, yeah, okay. 200 sitting on one end and
• 21:59
  like me on the other side to be heavily.
• 22:03
  I really want to see. Now I'll ask him this weekend.
• 22:06
  If you want to get on a teeter-totter with me, I will
• 22:09
  not do that. I hope you do.
• 22:11
  That's probably a question. He's never gotten before.
• 22:14
  He's probably going to be like, where is this going within a man
• 22:18
  want to do with me? What do I have to do this man
• 22:22
  right now? Okay, everybody's okay.
• 22:26
  First. Here's an ad did it, dude?
• 22:31
  Walk talk radio. It's intelligent.
• 22:34
  Talk about movies schlag. Yeah, exactly.
• 22:37
  That's what makes it so fun. It's kind of the way we grew up,
• 22:39
  you know, just kind of bringing that back in a way.
• 22:41
  So that was a waste of my fucking time.
• 22:45
  Well, I mean, I can't tell you the amount of times that when
• 22:47
  I'm driving down the highway and there's a truck is the laws on
• 22:49
  the back. Yes, I know if you call yourself
• 22:53
  a whore, And you don't already know this movie.
• 22:55
  It's time to re-evaluate your life slock.
• 22:58
  Talk radio.com. So our set had an option to play
• 23:04
  with a special introduction from Kane Hodder and obviously we did
• 23:07
  that and it was just a like it was a very brief intro, it was
• 23:11
  just him letting us know. Hey glad you're here, glad
• 23:15
  you're watching. This is my last appearance is
• 23:17
  Jason Voorhees and I hope you guys enjoy the show and if you
• 23:20
  don't then I'll do this. And then he like Charges at the
• 23:23
  camera and like kills audience. Yeah, I forgot.
• 23:26
  Always forget that he doesn't. I love it.
• 23:29
  Yeah, it's a nice little thing. It's sad, though.
• 23:31
  Seeing him like, you know, I expected them to be more sad
• 23:35
  with the whole. Yeah.
• 23:35
  This is my last Jason, but, you know, he's still gets to live
• 23:38
  the Jason life. It's so funny because like, I
• 23:42
  literally cannot tell you what else can cause injury has been
• 23:46
  in other than Freddy vs. Jason, which, like, It's Ken
• 23:53
  kirzinger. He's who takes over is Jason.
• 23:56
  Oh, that guy? Yeah.
• 23:58
  Like well I mean, well go ahead. I associate him with that, which
• 24:02
  is not any fault of his own. I don't hold it against him but
• 24:05
  he's also in my least favorite of the joyride movies.
• 24:08
  And he's probably my least favorite resty nail, which
• 24:14
  again, not his fault that he was like cast as a recast position.
• 24:18
  But like, we talked about that too, on our other friend, Yeah.
• 24:23
  Seventh circle of film. They covered Joyride.
• 24:26
  Yeah. It's a long-ass episode.
• 24:27
  That's a lot of fun. We cover the entire Series so
• 24:29
  yeah I would just if you go and listen to that episode which we
• 24:32
  highly recommend, it's a good time bit dryer humor than us
• 24:37
  because that British and that's how the British do.
• 24:40
  Yeah I mean they're also on our show and yeah but yeah you can
• 24:45
  listen it to two bits of pieces. Okay so we start off we see like
• 24:49
  semi POV shots during like Surgery or something.
• 24:55
  They are prepping Big Jimmy V. Jimmy V, Jimmy Jimmy V.
• 25:01
  What the fuck? Where did that come from?
• 25:03
  Jesus Christ. Jimmy this is why we need to be
• 25:07
  able to edit episodes know. This would have stayed because I
• 25:11
  was anything. I'm not get rid of Jimmy V.
• 25:14
  What the fuck? Are you even talking about?
• 25:16
  That's unfortunate my OneNote to Travis every time it's his turn
• 25:19
  to edit it was like please edit it.
• 25:21
  So I don't sound stupid. Stupid not happened in the sun.
• 25:25
  Kim Evey is with her. Oh man.
• 25:28
  Don't you know that Jimmy Dean make some like vegetarian
• 25:32
  breakfast sandwiches, I wasn't thinking of Jimmy Dean, I was
• 25:36
  thinking of Dickie V, Now, I need to think that I can do.
• 25:50
  Every time we watch Friday the 13th and drive you nuts.
• 25:54
  Oh God, Mom, the way that discussion for another time, but
• 25:59
  yes, Jason Voorhees is being operated on.
• 26:04
  Do do guys named Jason? Do they have a nickname?
• 26:08
  I'm probably Jay. That's such a sad nickname.
• 26:11
  You have any fun with that, J JV.
• 26:16
  I could be, I don't know. I was trying to think of one on
• 26:18
  the spot and there was blinking up there.
• 26:22
  Anyway, he's at the Crystal Lake research.
• 26:27
  Lab awaiting cryogenic suspension.
• 26:30
  That's right. We've got some sci-fi shit going
• 26:34
  on and spoiler for like 10 minutes from now.
• 26:38
  This is meant to be happening in 2010.
• 26:41
  So this is set in the future 11 years ago and you mentioned to
• 26:46
  me that cryo things are like an actual thing that people use
• 26:49
  like recreational. So it's a thing that you can do
• 26:54
  like it's really good for I think like skin firming and like
• 26:57
  muscle repair or something because they had it as a, they
• 27:03
  were two, very specific pop culture references.
• 27:06
  I gave you with it and we got a third less At night and I was
• 27:08
  going to say, I didn't believe the answer is no.
• 27:11
  Okay. So I saw it in fiction and
• 27:16
  episode of scream Queens, they put they trick.
• 27:19
  Jamie Lee Curtis has character into going into and she's like
• 27:21
  it's so good for your body. You go in first and then you
• 27:24
  like fries her but she doesn't die.
• 27:27
  And then In reality TV, it was the most recent cycle of
• 27:33
  America's Next, Top Model, one of the challenge winners, got a
• 27:37
  chance to go into one of these little cryotherapy to be things,
• 27:41
  which sounds like torture to me. Like legitimately if I won that
• 27:46
  as a challenge I would be like, can I just not?
• 27:50
  Can I not go? Yeah they would probably get
• 27:53
  manage if you did that. Yeah.
• 27:55
  No tire. It would probably punish me
• 27:57
  she'd be like all right. Guess what?
• 28:00
  Your overseas destination Antarctica.
• 28:05
  We get to talk about Tyrone. This show.
• 28:06
  Oh my God, I'm so excited. But yeah.
• 28:11
  So but we watched freaky last night and we actually see a cryo
• 28:15
  tube in the locker room for the athletes.
• 28:19
  That does not make sense. Based off of what you've told me
• 28:22
  though. Like why would athletes need
• 28:24
  that for beauty purposes. Like I mean if it's good for
• 28:28
  muscle restoration though, Okay. And I think about it, like, oh
• 28:33
  my God, what was the thing called whenever I would get done
• 28:37
  with physical therapy? There was like a big game, ready
• 28:41
  game, ready machine? It was like this big sleeve that
• 28:46
  goes over most of your leg and it gets pumped full with like,
• 28:50
  ice cold water and it inflates. So you get like, like pressure
• 28:56
  on it, it feels so good. We're doesn't.
• 29:00
  Seemed like it would work for so good.
• 29:03
  It was always after like at the end of the physical therapy
• 29:05
  session like it was amazing. Hmm.
• 29:08
  So I'll have to try once. Yeah.
• 29:10
  Remember I had the cheap shitty version that they gave me for
• 29:15
  free after my surgery where it was like attached to a mini
• 29:18
  cooler and you forgot that was so sad.
• 29:30
  At the time, I could have paid a hundred dollars to rent a
• 29:33
  machine. My mom didn't know about that.
• 29:35
  She's like any of the money for that sweet?
• 29:40
  I got my pride. Yeah.
• 29:44
  Okay. Wow, this is already going to be
• 29:47
  a longer episode just because we've gone on where tangent.
• 29:49
  Yeah, okay, so God my handwriting.
• 29:56
  So what you need to know is that my handwriting is terrible,
• 30:00
  which if you've listened to any of our episodes, you know that
• 30:02
  this is a consistent problem that I can't read my own
• 30:05
  handwriting. When we go over it unless we
• 30:07
  record immediately after watching a movie and it has been
• 30:13
  Like five days now. Yeah, Saturday night.
• 30:18
  Yeah. My handwriting is a jug of milk
• 30:22
  forgotten in the backseat of your car.
• 30:25
  It's not good. Okay.
• 30:29
  So a soldier is left on. Watch Duty.
• 30:33
  Jason is all chained up. I feel like very inefficiently.
• 30:36
  Travis feels like it's efficiently.
• 30:38
  Spoiler alert. I am correct because Jason
• 30:41
  manages to get out and kill this Soldier.
• 30:44
  It all happens off screen, it's all movie Magic.
• 30:46
  There's no way that go would be able to just like get out and go
• 30:49
  over there and put him in his place and make it all staged to
• 30:52
  be perfect while he's just like hiding right there.
• 30:55
  Like around the corner, waiting for them to find out.
• 30:57
  Like he's like he's waiting for the perfect moment.
• 30:59
  Do we want to talk about Logics in this franchise?
• 31:02
  Do we really want to go there? Yeah.
• 31:04
  Do we want to talk about the man who was risen from the dead
• 31:07
  Thrice Jason? Yeah.
• 31:10
  Whoa, this is a new Jason that we've already established.
• 31:14
  We don't really know what this one's went through.
• 31:16
  This is the new one Jason established in our Jason Goes to
• 31:20
  Hell episode. We kind of figured that Jason
• 31:24
  this one since it's a new production company, it's like a
• 31:27
  new history. We don't know if he even has a
• 31:29
  mom. It's never brought up or it's
• 31:32
  brought up in Freddy vs. Jason never mind, but it's not
• 31:36
  in this one right here. I feel like Jason X is like a
• 31:39
  timeline all by itself. I don't think it has any
• 31:42
  relation to any of the past movies.
• 31:43
  Did you even listen to any of my fun facts at the beginning of
• 31:46
  this? Yeah, I did.
• 31:48
  But I'm just saying, like, you know, they're not there.
• 31:51
  Just nothing to tie it to him being resurrected or anything
• 31:55
  like that. Like they don't make any mention
• 31:57
  of that, you know? So Basically, this is a research
• 32:02
  lab. There's a woman named Rowan and
• 32:06
  we are going to interchangeably refer to everybody in this cast,
• 32:11
  as researchers academics, students and soldiers.
• 32:16
  Because we don't know who the fuck is wet and it's very
• 32:20
  unclear. Whoa, I'm thrown off at some of
• 32:23
  the names. Some of them are just strange to
• 32:24
  me. It really.
• 32:26
  It's just Center on that gets you.
• 32:28
  Yeah. And sinner on is Is the one that
• 32:31
  like I feel like it's very prominent in this.
• 32:35
  Yeah so well he's got his love bought so she is blocking Wimmer
• 32:42
  dr. Wimmer played by David
• 32:44
  Cronenberg from trying to do a transfer of Jason Voorhees.
• 32:48
  He he wants to research him because he can regenerate
• 32:52
  tissue. So this is this movie is Cannon
• 32:55
  for What prevents Jason from dying and or helps him come back
• 33:00
  to life, sometimes it's magic. Sometimes it's the power of
• 33:04
  Satan, sometimes it's regenerative tissue, we all we
• 33:07
  all need things we can fall back on in life.
• 33:14
  Let's see, so they go in there and this is where he says that
• 33:20
  he wants some soft because she's trying to convince him to at
• 33:23
  least let him be Frozen. And she's like, no, I want him
• 33:25
  soft. He delivers the best part of
• 33:29
  this blank? Yes, you have to be a consummate
• 33:32
  professional, professional to deliver that line in a way that
• 33:37
  is both ridiculous and completely deadpan.
• 33:41
  I like to think that he has watched the Friday the 13th.
• 33:44
  Movies this entire time and he like had that in his mind for a
• 33:47
  while. Now it's like for once I would
• 33:49
  just want somebody to mention like Jason being soft and he's
• 33:52
  like, this is my opportunity, I can be like been decayed for
• 33:55
  like, what four or five movies now?
• 33:58
  Realistically be soft is waterlogged to examine.
• 34:02
  This got all kinds of like what's the pruney fingers
• 34:07
  pretties? Oh my God.
• 34:08
  Okay, that is like a textile nightmare to think about him
• 34:14
  choke. You out with pruney.
• 34:15
  Fingers is all wet. Yeah.
• 34:18
  Like think. Oh, talk about squelch.
• 34:20
  Do you price stinks? It's not good.
• 34:24
  I'll do. Yeah, you think getting choked
• 34:27
  times the worst part? Nice.
• 34:28
  The texture and smell all yours. Oh, man.
• 34:32
  But, um, yeah, they end up taking the little blankie off of
• 34:36
  them because the guard that was watching him got spooked by him,
• 34:39
  because he was giving him a little stairs.
• 34:42
  And once they remove the blankie, oh no.
• 34:44
  Oh, it's Jason. He, you know, it's not just it's
• 34:47
  the soldier that was spooked by him and then, oh no, they're in.
• 34:49
  There's Jason, he comes out and he just straight up harpoons,
• 34:53
  Wimmer. Yeah, for some reason why the
• 34:55
  Harpoon in a research lab I think they are at Camp.
• 35:00
  Crystal Lake aren't do. They think they're going to
• 35:03
  encounter the rare lake whale? Well, the girl that is their
• 35:07
  plan here. I like to think that the guard
• 35:09
  was like very, you know, he was wowed about his His discomfort
• 35:15
  about being the one to have to guard Jason and then do you know
• 35:19
  what? Fuck it here.
• 35:19
  Just take this and you'll be fine.
• 35:22
  Like it's like almost as a joke just to give him like the most
• 35:25
  difficult weapon to use to kill somebody.
• 35:27
  And then ends up costing him his life.
• 35:32
  Rowan shoots at Jason, we noticed that his skin is not
• 35:38
  over his mask. In this one, slight change to
• 35:40
  the design to make it, at least a little bit easier for him to
• 35:43
  take his mask off in between takes apparently the Prosthetics
• 35:47
  are still a bitch no matter what.
• 35:49
  But I can still see like a monitor here in this video.
• 35:53
  Definitely. I feel like they went like way
• 35:56
  under what his makeup should be in this situation like it.
• 36:00
  I felt like I was Looking at Kane behind a mask, the salmon,
• 36:02
  not Jason. So, you know, it was a it was an
• 36:05
  issue for me. I'm the connect the Men Behind
• 36:08
  the Mask. Okay?
• 36:11
  So she tricks him into going into the cryogenic chamber and
• 36:17
  she's like, set to freeze them, like she's locked the door,
• 36:20
  she's turned on the thing, except he stabs through the door
• 36:23
  and listen, I know I know Jimmy V is super strong.
• 36:29
  I'm running with it. It's there.
• 36:31
  It's already out into the ether. I've already fucked it up.
• 36:34
  I like the way it rolls off my tongue.
• 36:35
  Okay, in the back up. Yeah, the series anyways
• 36:37
  whatever. Yeah, you know what, maybe it'll
• 36:40
  pick up everybody who listens to us has consistently referred to
• 36:43
  Frederick went. We got that's y'all don't do
• 36:46
  that. Please continue to do it.
• 36:49
  Every time you do it, the vein on Travis's forehead gets a
• 36:51
  little more prominent. Jimmy B.
• 36:56
  Yeah. What about Jimmy V though?
• 36:58
  So how, like, how weak is this fucking door?
• 37:02
  Probably so weak. That it shouldn't be used for a
• 37:04
  cryogenic chamber, right? If his machete, which is
• 37:07
  probably also not like the strongest metal on Earth.
• 37:10
  Listen, I'm not a metal ologist, which is also not a word.
• 37:14
  I'm aware. I'm not a geologist.
• 37:18
  Okay. And but I feel like it shouldn't
• 37:23
  be that easy for the machete, just go straight through, but it
• 37:27
  does anyway, and she stabbed and that creates a week, so she's
• 37:32
  stabbed and Frozen. Yeah.
• 37:34
  So yep, it just jumps in the time.
• 37:38
  She's been frozen, Jason's been frozen.
• 37:40
  It is now the year 2455, so they open the door to the chamber.
• 37:47
  It's still frozen in there yet. Somehow, there are cobwebs.
• 37:52
  No, are there. That's what I wrote down.
• 37:56
  People dressed like extras and how Comes to Frogtown, come in.
• 38:01
  They've got flashlights. They have a little scanner that
• 38:05
  tells them there's no viruses bacteria or toxins detected,
• 38:09
  which allows them to take off their masks which is a common
• 38:11
  Trope in sci-fi Which I posit is because it's a lot harder to do.
• 38:17
  Any type of audio processing when your actors are wearing
• 38:20
  masks. I also um, they make a mention
• 38:24
  of his mask and they are kind of confused, and then one of those
• 38:28
  like, oh yeah, that's a hockey mask, which they make a point of
• 38:31
  saying, I, yes, the sport that was banned in the year 2024.
• 38:35
  So all right hockey fans, you got three years?
• 38:38
  Yeah, make the most of it. So it is written.
• 38:41
  So it shall be Yeah. They they said that this type of
• 38:49
  cryostasis unit was manufactured in 2010 when they open the unit
• 38:55
  they see Jason Frozen. But his arm is up high.
• 38:59
  He stabbed Rowan in his in her stomach right before they froze.
• 39:03
  How did his arm get up here? Also, what was his plan with his
• 39:06
  arm up here? He already started, weakening
• 39:08
  the door down here. It's okay as we know Jason's.
• 39:12
  Not a planner and Out to be told a million times how tiny this
• 39:16
  guys fucking brain is. I think that this man is very
• 39:18
  big brain because what he was doing, is he saw this happening,
• 39:22
  so he got himself in like position for whenever he has a
• 39:25
  door open. I'm totally gonna prank this
• 39:29
  fucking. Yeah, four and a half centuries.
• 39:32
  And what happens is you just tilt over and in shops, us
• 39:35
  dudes, arm completely off and he didn't have to do anything.
• 39:38
  He was frozen. He had that shit planned out
• 39:41
  decades or centuries ago. This is is as real and his
• 39:45
  reaction and the reaction of the people around him is like every
• 39:50
  time I've ever been stung by a wasp, which is me too.
• 39:55
  Like I don't even actually have to be stung, like I just have to
• 39:57
  be in near a wasp and I have a total meltdown panic attack
• 40:01
  crying hyperventilating and the people around me are like is
• 40:06
  literally a wasp. It's fine.
• 40:07
  Like in that is what they like, as you're out literally we're
• 40:11
  gonna put some CGI space rims on your arm and Be fine.
• 40:14
  Like calm down the only baby nanobot.
• 40:16
  There are completely gaslighting this man.
• 40:18
  They're like it's not that big a deal but give them a little shy
• 40:21
  and I think it gets rid of all the pain but he's so as to carry
• 40:23
  his arm out, you know that's gotta be embarrassing, moments
• 40:26
  heisting. I'm sure.
• 40:28
  Can you imagine how like if medicine is this good in the
• 40:31
  future? How often the shit happens and
• 40:33
  people just play it off like it's no big deal.
• 40:35
  God, I need to live in that Century.
• 40:39
  So they also noticed Row in there and she has preserved at
• 40:42
  about 25% which is apparently enough to like bring her back to
• 40:45
  life. So they decided that they're
• 40:47
  gonna bring both of them in. They are traversing across this
• 40:54
  surface of a hell Planet. It's a terrible shot.
• 40:57
  I hate shots like this. Like what do you mean like where
• 41:03
  a planet is a desolate Wasteland?
• 41:05
  Yeah I mean it's just like a big Sandstorm basically like Earth
• 41:09
  is just void of any resource anymore.
• 41:12
  Apparently yeah Earth. One Earth one, right?
• 41:15
  They found another one. So yeah, at least there's that
• 41:17
  in the future. Yeah, it's probably Mars or Mars
• 41:21
  is Earth, 1 and Earth is Earth to.
• 41:23
  And one of Jupiter's moons is about severe three.
• 41:27
  Imagine changing the name of Mars just because we inhabit, it
• 41:30
  was like yeah. Now heater Earth to Mars
• 41:33
  anymore. Do you know the history of the
• 41:35
  United States? Yeah but that's the United
• 41:38
  States. I mean we're better than that
• 41:40
  now. Are we though?
• 41:42
  Travis Maybe I have faith. Mars sounds.
• 41:46
  So cool though. Be like, yeah, I'm from Mars.
• 41:50
  Yeah, all right, since this is a lie of and unedited episode and
• 41:54
  I don't have time to do any of my funny.
• 41:56
  Music cues, go play Mars for the rich.
• 41:59
  But King gizzard in the lizard Wizard and turn that shit up.
• 42:04
  Yeah. That's the prepared to head.
• 42:05
  Bang. It's a fucking Banger.
• 42:07
  That's what Banger comes from right.
• 42:10
  Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think that's it.
• 42:11
  I'm not hip with the lingo so they are taking them to the lab.
• 42:19
  They're going to do full scans stabilized and put in stasis.
• 42:23
  Adrian is meant to show that your twos how to do a full scan.
• 42:27
  Israel, gets his arm reattached, I hate his hair.
• 42:32
  I just I wrote a note about that.
• 42:34
  Is I spiky kind of reminds me of like chin where he's gone like
• 42:38
  dreads but they're uneven likes. Oh I'm thinking of a different
• 42:41
  guy. Yeah, no that dude.
• 42:42
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one with the, I guess it's
• 42:45
  arm cut off. Yeah.
• 42:47
  Okay. Yeah.
• 42:48
  He his arm is Like reattached by these terrible little CGI.
• 42:53
  What did you call him before? Nana Boss look like space worms
• 42:57
  if you want to see some good nanobot action, gouache Big Hero
• 43:00
  6 but don't watch it alone. Like Travis made me do on
• 43:04
  Valentine's Day a few years ago because then you're just going
• 43:06
  to be crying. Why were you watching it alone?
• 43:09
  Because you said you got it for me for Valentine's Day and
• 43:12
  you're like, hey let's watch it. And then you fell asleep and
• 43:15
  it's Valentine's Day. I was like 9:00 at night and I'm
• 43:18
  sobbing on the Which Antalya is inconsolable.
• 43:21
  She does not know what to do to make the situation better.
• 43:25
  Whoops. So you can stop bringing up that
• 43:30
  time. I I stood you up for dinner on
• 43:35
  Valentine's Day. No, I won't find then I will
• 43:39
  bring that up every time. Okay.
• 43:41
  Okay, farewell have our own stories.
• 43:43
  Mm, yeah. This is the opposite of a
• 43:46
  functional relationship. That's fine.
• 43:50
  Okay. So Adrienne really doesn't want
• 43:53
  to show these fucking ear to use how to do it.
• 43:55
  I'll scan and I she says it's because they're going to slow
• 43:59
  her down and the subtext. Here is that she has worked with
• 44:01
  easier to use before and knows that they're fucking horny as
• 44:04
  hell. And they're just like, they've
• 44:07
  definitely fucked in front of her before.
• 44:10
  Oh yeah. I feel like this is a very like,
• 44:12
  for you of type of ship right here.
• 44:14
  Yeah. And she's like, please, I don't
• 44:17
  want to see any. I don't want to see Stoney's
• 44:20
  dick. Again, please don't make me do
• 44:22
  this. And he's like, listen, you need
• 44:24
  to show these Vince how to do it and when she gets in there and
• 44:27
  they immediately start like groping each other and making
• 44:30
  out and she's like, please just leave like she's like I'm here
• 44:33
  to do a job. She they fucking roast my man,
• 44:42
  it's not goodbye how small his brain is for like 10 minutes.
• 44:47
  Like he's barely functioning. His brain is so small.
• 44:50
  This is where some of this self-awareness comes in.
• 44:52
  I think just basically like our right.
• 44:55
  Calling Jason stupid, which I don't know.
• 44:58
  I don't think he's stupid. He does a lot of smart things
• 45:02
  that man survived on his own in the wilderness without any help.
• 45:05
  Me think why I need big brain, one little brain, do trick it,
• 45:09
  do do trick so you know, good on him.
• 45:12
  Yeah, so she She, it's so funny every time I see this, I said,
• 45:21
  Adrienne kick-out horny kids except the way my handwriting.
• 45:24
  Is, it looks like I think kick out horny Lads and I'm like, oh,
• 45:28
  I briefly became European while taking these notes and she pulls
• 45:34
  out an, i we get a nice little squelch squelch squelch Rowan
• 45:40
  wakes up. She was worried about the leak
• 45:42
  from the cryogenic chamber. She's under a chain link
• 45:45
  blanket, which seems like Maybe and now that I'm talking about
• 45:49
  it, maybe it's not chain-link. Maybe it's Nanobots this.
• 45:53
  That's a good guess. Yeah.
• 45:54
  It kind of looks like chain link here.
• 45:56
  I have. But either way, it seems like
• 45:57
  it's uncomfortable. Yeah.
• 45:59
  And not very dignified for her. Yeah, whatever.
• 46:03
  It's like the very first episode of Futurama were like fry wakes
• 46:07
  up naked. And they're like whoa, calm
• 46:09
  down. Yeah, it's kind of like that
• 46:14
  except, you know, I guess he doesn't get a career chip
• 46:17
  implanted in her hand. Yeah.
• 46:19
  Okay. She's okay, instead.
• 46:21
  She has to convince these people that Jason is, in fact alive,
• 46:24
  even though they're doing their best to tell her, it's okay,
• 46:26
  he's dead. He's got a tiny brain.
• 46:28
  This man is too stupid to live, she's like, nope, that's not the
• 46:32
  case. This man.
• 46:33
  A very big brain. He is it very tough man.
• 46:37
  Yeah. And to reiterate the point
• 46:39
  because she's like, trying to convince them to freeze him
• 46:42
  again and they really like, don't have a reason not to after
• 46:46
  they finish their study on him or whatever.
• 46:49
  Except Professor low makes a call to some bigwig academic guy
• 46:55
  who looks like Randy Lahey anyway.
• 46:59
  Yeah, I Jim Lahey, I know, but I just like, I, uh, I love the
• 47:03
  name, Randy Lahey. So I like Randy Lahey to is the
• 47:06
  best de leus in the show, and he is basically, like, cause she's
• 47:12
  like, He's like we've got a woman who's up and walking
• 47:15
  around and choose from the year 2010 and he's like big fucking
• 47:20
  deal. Do you know how many people
• 47:21
  Jimmy V kill? And he's like, how many and he's
• 47:23
  like over 200 and like, yeah, that's a man that we want to
• 47:28
  thaw. Just go ahead and stick him in
• 47:30
  the kitchen sink, next to chicken breast, you know, like
• 47:33
  because body count can't be that high in reality is like this is
• 47:37
  movie 10. So in the past I movies I don't
• 47:39
  think he's killed that many people.
• 47:43
  I don't know, I don't think it's mean that would be insane.
• 47:47
  Maybe this is a different Jason. This guy's had a different path.
• 47:50
  So I think maybe we're not seeing everything that happens,
• 47:54
  you know, maybe he's got a life outside of film, he's got
• 47:57
  respect his privacy, Travis you do not need to know everything
• 48:01
  that goes on in his life. I just he is a person to is he I
• 48:07
  get this point. Isn't he a zombie?
• 48:10
  I mean zombies were once people, okay, well, I think that,
• 48:15
  anything that we see from him always sees the notable things,
• 48:18
  we don't see him just like camping, you know, like who
• 48:21
  wants to look like? I want to know how he built his
• 48:24
  little Hut in the woods, and why he died aged.
• 48:27
  Pamela for all those years. When she was avenging his death,
• 48:31
  he just happened to find a shed and he happened to find an
• 48:34
  abandoned toilet in. This is like, this is home.
• 48:38
  I've found home and He's like, I don't know, I've moved out.
• 48:41
  Like I don't have to go back to Mom.
• 48:42
  I'm sufficient on my own. Maybe he had like attachment
• 48:45
  issues to her early on and like seeing her kill for him.
• 48:49
  Was like his own little test of like, Let's see how much Mom
• 48:54
  really does love me? Yeah, well he does have her head
• 48:58
  in there. Yeah, so he cares about mom.
• 49:02
  He's looking after Mom now, maybe that was after he found
• 49:05
  out about his secret sister and he was like oh I was the
• 49:07
  favorite. Yeah, I forgot about his sister.
• 49:12
  What is messed up family Dynamic, the Voorhees is have,
• 49:16
  Okay. So During the autopsy this God,
• 49:26
  I wrote autopsy and let my notes are all over the place till we
• 49:30
  see a scene with a center on and km who I have lovingly dubbed,
• 49:36
  Android, 18 and all of my notes. I appreciate it.
• 49:42
  We see Friday. I'm going to call it a Friday
• 49:47
  classic at this point. It was awesome.
• 49:50
  Jason Takes Manhattan with a teacher in a compromising
• 49:54
  situation with a student. Except this one takes it a lot
• 49:57
  farther. Professor low is wearing a Teddy
• 50:00
  and he's very enthusiastically letting her know that she has
• 50:04
  passed. He's got his nipples pinched,
• 50:07
  but it's like in his nipple, right?
• 50:10
  I remember, we both made a comment like, it worked like,
• 50:12
  the clamps are inside his nipple.
• 50:15
  Yeah, that's like, it's weird. That's an advanced Club.
• 50:19
  Maybe that's where Kim gets her nipples.
• 50:23
  Oh my God. She just like.
• 50:25
  Took away Professor lose nipples.
• 50:27
  Yeah. Because I don't know if this is
• 50:28
  the actual like following scene but we see what's his name
• 50:33
  Center on Center on. We see sinner on applying
• 50:36
  nipples 2km. Yeah she wants them because
• 50:39
  Janessa has them just how you know that they've been walking
• 50:42
  around the ship naked. Yeah I mean like that's like I
• 50:47
  mean maybe the room is the roommates. but like, I don't
• 50:55
  know, I feel like Cam realizes how significant genetic
• 51:03
  Janessa's nipples are, which makes me feel like before km and
• 51:08
  Center on, had this pseudo, sexual relationship that Janessa
• 51:12
  and km had a pseudo sexual relationship.
• 51:15
  She might have some really good nipples.
• 51:17
  Apparently if km 17 so bad to make an Android one nipples,
• 51:21
  she's like I need that shit. I feel like that's an
• 51:24
  interesting take on it because normally like with like a clone
• 51:27
  or Draw ride or Whatever the fuck you want to talk about?
• 51:31
  Like sci-fi their normal thing is like, no belly button because
• 51:34
  you don't need it because no umbilical cord and I got God
• 51:39
  bless the Friday Riders like, nope.
• 51:43
  Instead we're gonna say that Andrew probably doesn't need
• 51:47
  nipples, right? I ain't gonna breastfeed.
• 51:49
  Well, the I just think of like a mannequin, like, you know, do
• 51:52
  mannequin, see them, some mannequins have them listen.
• 51:56
  So mannequins are one of those things that like irrationally
• 51:59
  for Me out and I can tell you that there are definitely
• 52:01
  mannequins out through that have nipples.
• 52:03
  Some of them, do some of them. Do you know what I find really?
• 52:06
  Disturbing is when One Singular store, it does not have like
• 52:12
  consistent standards across the board for their mannequins.
• 52:15
  I was thinking about those at Target the other day, because
• 52:18
  they've got all kinds of mannequins out there, right?
• 52:20
  Like they've got men, women and men mannequins, women mannequins
• 52:24
  been with, they've got plus size.
• 52:29
  And some of them are sporty, some of them are sassy, you
• 52:32
  know, but what really fucking gets me is the child mannequins
• 52:37
  don't have heads. Yeah, I wonder if there's a
• 52:40
  reason for that. There's got to be some kind of
• 52:42
  fucked-up reason for that. I think they don't want to
• 52:44
  release to the public. I feel like it's because whoever
• 52:48
  made the child mannequins, maybe had a toddler in real life and
• 52:51
  they're like, do you know how much easier it would be to get
• 52:53
  my child dressed? If they just didn't have this
• 52:55
  fucking head on their neck, Fair?
• 52:59
  That's my theory. That's my starting with no no I
• 53:04
  don't really know what I was thinking but I thought it was
• 53:06
  going to lead to some bad shit. So okay so Rowan's getting a
• 53:14
  Caught up. Oh wait, no no.
• 53:16
  Okay. I miss this, the nipple scene
• 53:19
  was actually right after Professor low know, so maybe I
• 53:22
  can do good connection. Yeah so then we get back to the
• 53:25
  autopsy. / full, scan /, whatever I wrote autopsy on my
• 53:29
  paper cuz let's call a spade a spade but Jason wakes up and he
• 53:37
  Takes Adrian's head and dips it in a vat of liquid nitrogen.
• 53:42
  And I feel like either OSHA still exists in a still
• 53:47
  consistently being ignored in smaller organizations or OSHA no
• 53:52
  longer exists in 2455 because there's no way that a giant vat
• 53:58
  of liquid nitrogen is just sitting there uncovered like
• 54:02
  this, like, that seems super unsafe, right?
• 54:05
  Yeah. Like, even like Just think
• 54:07
  about, like, think about our sink in the kitchen and how
• 54:11
  often we just knock shit in there.
• 54:13
  You know what I mean? Like, we don't have Nanobots I
• 54:17
  don't, they can repair all kinds of things.
• 54:20
  So, you know, like I feel like, you know, and that's a good
• 54:23
  point. Did the Nanobots make all of the
• 54:25
  deaths in this movie, kind of null and void.
• 54:28
  I don't think so, because I think he's out.
• 54:32
  Yeah, and not only that, but whatever.
• 54:38
  What's his name, Israel? Israel, Israel together gets his
• 54:41
  arm. Chopped off, whenever he gets
• 54:43
  his arm, chopped off. The only reason they're able to
• 54:46
  reattach his because they keep his arm and they give him that
• 54:49
  shot. I guess it's, you know kind of
• 54:51
  preserve it. So I don't know.
• 54:53
  You feel like you have to be maybe this wouldn't really
• 54:55
  matter because if you like bash your skull into the head like
• 54:59
  this is about to happen to this way, he would Jason but did we
• 55:04
  are a review that know that's It's happening right now.
• 55:08
  So when he freezes her head, he didn't smashes it into the
• 55:10
  counter and it shatters and I hate to ruin.
• 55:15
  What is clearly the best kill in the entire movie for everybody.
• 55:19
  But MythBusters did a did a whole episode on this and it was
• 55:24
  busted. Yeah, they tried it several
• 55:26
  different ways. They did ballistics filled with
• 55:28
  likes, goal and guts or whatever, and they also did pigs
• 55:33
  heads and they did various amounts of time in the liquid
• 55:36
  nitrogen. Origin.
• 55:37
  They tried different methods of Smashing the skull and the most
• 55:41
  they could ever do was like a tiny chip like so it doesn't
• 55:44
  work, but we didn't, we mention go check it out yourself.
• 55:49
  Yeah, listen to the science people, who do the science
• 55:51
  directly instead of my very bad review of it.
• 55:55
  It doesn't take into account Jason strength though because
• 55:58
  that man that's true. So you know he can he can do a
• 56:01
  lot of things that that man is a walking in possibility.
• 56:05
  Sound. But yeah, she gets her head
• 56:07
  bashed in, which is awesome. Yep.
• 56:11
  And this is where we learn about Earth Wind and Earth to Rowan's
• 56:16
  adjusting, but she's very pissed.
• 56:18
  That Jason is still on board and she truly doesn't believe that
• 56:23
  he's dead, and she's saying that you can't kill him, no matter
• 56:26
  what, she knows about the regenerative tissue, this feels
• 56:29
  like that. Like rom-com Trope.
• 56:31
  I was talking about. I want to say it was like, maybe
• 56:33
  last week. Where they're like, wait, let me
• 56:37
  explain. Like I feel like she could have
• 56:41
  been, like, you can't come no matter what because he's got
• 56:44
  regenerative tissue, like she literally could have said, add
• 56:47
  those four extra words to her sentence and then they'd be like
• 56:51
  well, that sounds unlikely. But again, we are living in
• 56:54
  space right now. So the fair enough, that's when
• 57:00
  they get an alert, that there's a hostile on board.
• 57:03
  Yeah. But who else could it be?
• 57:06
  We see him kill Stony after he he he comes out after his after
• 57:13
  he comes. Yeah I mean pretty much after he
• 57:16
  has his little sex scene it's a little sexy that kind of like
• 57:23
  makes any accomplished in their just sound like it was nothing
• 57:27
  accomplishment. Oh no I mean you know coming
• 57:32
  accomplishment. You put that on your resume,
• 57:40
  like came. this is, I don't know, man.
• 58:03
  No, I want to think about this, you know, I don't know man.
• 58:16
  Like okay, porn stars, although I feel porn star saying I feel
• 58:20
  like you have to put how quickly you'll come though because I
• 58:22
  feel like you have to last a while, right?
• 58:24
  Yeah, your accomplishment there is not coming.
• 58:30
  Maybe a certain seasons of, like The Bachelorette like, why, why
• 58:36
  does that have to do with anything?
• 58:38
  I mean, sex is important in a relationship.
• 58:40
  Oh, yeah. But like, is that like, they're
• 58:42
  not like, he's not sleeping with him on the show, isn't he?
• 58:45
  I feel like there have been no clue, but I know the seasons
• 58:49
  usually ended up proposal, I think I'm like, that's terrible.
• 58:52
  Would you want to marry somebody?
• 58:53
  If you weren't sure whether or not they could come O, A lot of
• 58:57
  people do. So, okay.
• 58:59
  But would you But yeah, so he did that and then he got killed.
• 59:11
  So he accomplished it, he died. He ended on a high note that we
• 59:20
  cut to some soldiers, they're in the air and some VR training.
• 59:28
  What is the fucking video game VR thing Oculus Oculus.
• 59:32
  I wanted to make it Oculus joke but I could not pull the knee
• 59:35
  Name from my brain Oculus is like the main leaders.
• 59:38
  Yeah others know. Well you knew which one I met?
• 59:40
  Yeah I mean that's what I've disengage do.
• 59:44
  I from The Gaming Community so I don't really know much shit
• 59:47
  anymore. Why would you do that?
• 59:48
  It doesn't entirely supportive and not at all.
• 59:50
  Toxic place to be at. Yeah, moving on.
• 59:59
  So Jason appears during merrier like little video game time.
• 1:00:03
  I, I think they're meant to be trained.
• 1:00:05
  I think they're just playing video games.
• 1:00:07
  I mean yeah it feels like a video game.
• 1:00:10
  It feels like one of those things were you.
• 1:00:11
  Like you say is team building but it's like you're just having
• 1:00:15
  fun. Yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Like in the office where they play Call of Duty and it like
• 1:00:18
  it's a team building activity. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:20
  Like we we play volleyball at work.
• 1:00:22
  Sometimes really gets to building.
• 1:00:24
  I mean in a way it is like but also.
• 1:00:28
  Well yeah. You guys are just goofing
• 1:00:30
  around. I never played the volleyball
• 1:00:34
  because I do myself. Yeah, whatever.
• 1:00:38
  Okay. But yeah, they try to pause the
• 1:00:40
  game and they see Jason and it doesn't pause, and they're like,
• 1:00:43
  oh no. So in the game like they turn
• 1:00:45
  off the game completely there on the floor, Jason standing above
• 1:00:49
  them and then he decides that he's going to attack and he gets
• 1:00:52
  Azrael and he goes all Dark Knight Rises on him before
• 1:00:55
  smashing his head. When I say Dark Knight Rises so
• 1:00:57
  he doesn't do that. As really does it to the other.
• 1:00:59
  No he doesn't. Yeah, he likes / is Azrael.
• 1:01:02
  He likes washes them down the middle.
• 1:01:06
  Okay, but yeah. And yeah, so he was doing the
• 1:01:10
  whole scene or Bane is like crap.
• 1:01:21
  Yeah. Jason actually says that.
• 1:01:23
  Yeah, it's kind of crazy. So it's weird that it has masks
• 1:01:26
  give gives his voice the exact same effect as beans Mass.
• 1:01:29
  Yeah, I know. Christopher Nolan straight up
• 1:01:31
  ripped it off. Its yeah, this is a total total
• 1:01:34
  ripoff. Yeah, I came in there spouting
• 1:01:36
  about being mold that's why he named him beIN, because he was
• 1:01:39
  like, Kane, Kane, Kane beIN super original.
• 1:01:53
  Give this man a harpoon He's better than cane.
• 1:01:58
  He's big. Just like he's pitching this
• 1:02:05
  shit like right in the middle of like to exact seems like have
• 1:02:10
  you seen that post? We're talking to oh God, what is
• 1:02:15
  his name? Thomas Harris.
• 1:02:16
  Who they're like, he's like I've got a new book I do for you and
• 1:02:21
  they're like I sure hope it's better than your last pitch over
• 1:02:25
  murderer named her durrrr. And he's like it definitely is.
• 1:02:30
  It's about a cannibal. Her name her murder.
• 1:02:37
  Yeah, heat. Thomas Harris.
• 1:02:38
  He wrote Silence of the Lambs Hannibal the cannibal.
• 1:02:44
  Oh no. That's something that pops into
• 1:02:49
  my head all the time. Just murderer herder, where the
• 1:02:53
  murderer? No, man, if I can find that.
• 1:02:58
  Oh, I'll try to remember to post it to our Instagram.
• 1:03:01
  I'm not editing this week. Nobody's letting this week.
• 1:03:03
  So the odds of me remembering that are slim to none, but we'll
• 1:03:06
  see what happens. So, the professor really, really
• 1:03:12
  wants the money that he could make from bringing Jason and
• 1:03:15
  alive and soft. And he tells the commander that
• 1:03:19
  and the Commando really wants to make sure everybody's safe,
• 1:03:21
  which is why he is the Commando command.
• 1:03:23
  Or Commander, I wrote commander in my notes Again I do not know
• 1:03:28
  what any of these people's jobs has like I hope that that's what
• 1:03:37
  it was because I mean you know you're just saying this man's
• 1:03:39
  Commando now. Oh yeah.
• 1:03:41
  I mean he's probably not wearing underwear.
• 1:03:43
  You know what he was wearing any clothes?
• 1:03:45
  Actually, when he's doing the video calls, this is where you
• 1:03:48
  have to put on your resume that you came because you have to go
• 1:03:52
  commando all the time. Yeah, I guess.
• 1:03:55
  I don't know. Well, Here to go to Creator.
• 1:03:57
  The cam. No but I mean like it speeds
• 1:03:59
  things up. Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Anyway, he he agrees that he'll try to take Jason alive but once
• 1:04:12
  Professor low leaves, he tells us Soldier.
• 1:04:15
  He's like yeah, I mean just take the guy down but she was like a
• 1:04:18
  made. It make it look like we tried.
• 1:04:21
  Yeah, exactly. He's a good manager.
• 1:04:26
  He's the kind of manager you want, because he's on your side.
• 1:04:29
  Exactly. Yeah, that's the type of dude,
• 1:04:30
  you want and they find a blood trail.
• 1:04:33
  And at this point, like it's just a bunch of shooty, shooty,
• 1:04:38
  shooty, stabby, stabby stabby, you punch B.
• 1:04:39
  Punch B, punch throw, throw throw.
• 1:04:42
  I'm not going to go through it. Beat by beat.
• 1:04:44
  It's not pod. Kind of goes out the window
• 1:04:46
  here. It's basically just like it's
• 1:04:48
  all action movies, okay? Yeah.
• 1:04:55
  Stitch together of death? Yeah, the next few minutes.
• 1:04:59
  He gets five body kill counts. Like he doesn't Ali.
• 1:05:03
  Grab of somebody comes behind them.
• 1:05:06
  On a walkway. They have like a fist fight.
• 1:05:10
  Let's see. Somebody says he's screwed.
• 1:05:15
  Then there's a big drill, get it.
• 1:05:17
  He's screwed. Big drill here.
• 1:05:20
  Like, Let's see. Somebody gets split in half by a
• 1:05:25
  kick. Oh no.
• 1:05:28
  No, his name was kicker, okay. Like I do incredible shorthand
• 1:05:34
  with my notes, which only helps if I'm not trying to read them
• 1:05:37
  live on. Are my notes for this movie, got
• 1:05:40
  progressively more swap that sloppy because quick we were
• 1:05:43
  just drinking during this, and I was like getting a little bit
• 1:05:46
  buzzed. Okay, so Jason, kills the
• 1:05:49
  pilots. We find out that there are 60
• 1:05:51
  grunts on Solaris and then Solaris explodes.
• 1:05:55
  All of our remaining main characters.
• 1:05:57
  Is have made it to an escape pod, they sent out a distress
• 1:06:01
  signal is just dress begin to Grendel.
• 1:06:07
  Because their thrusters are offline.
• 1:06:11
  Jason busting all of the students scatter Professor.
• 1:06:14
  Low does what the woman at the beginning of part. 6 does and
• 1:06:18
  like, tries to offer him money, like he's a, you just want
• 1:06:21
  money, like, you want my money. I'll give you a share some money
• 1:06:24
  with you. And Jason has no concept of
• 1:06:27
  money. They should have known this suit
• 1:06:29
  because he was talking about how tiny his brain was like.
• 1:06:33
  And then like, for whatever reason, Professor, aloha.
• 1:06:37
  Machete at this point and then like Jason like reaches where he
• 1:06:39
  is oh you want your machete? And it has like the exact same
• 1:06:43
  energy of like when you're on the couch and you're sitting on
• 1:06:45
  one of talia's toys and she comes up and she's like barking
• 1:06:48
  at you because she wants her to wait and you realize you're
• 1:06:50
  like, oh you want Kathy? Yeah it's definitely just like
• 1:06:55
  that. Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  So he's killed. He's killed off screen.
• 1:07:01
  They plan to Launch. Shuttle.
• 1:07:11
  I don't know what this note says.
• 1:07:13
  I think what they're trying their truck, they have like 40
• 1:07:15
  minutes before they can get out of there.
• 1:07:17
  So yeah. It's like 45 minutes before.
• 1:07:19
  Grendel can come get to them. Yeah.
• 1:07:20
  Like we need you here a lot faster.
• 1:07:22
  Yeah. They're trying to like slow
• 1:07:25
  Jason down as much as possible. Yeah.
• 1:07:27
  And then km does like one of the whole like he does like a C-3PO
• 1:07:31
  thing about the odds and Center on goes can't you come up with
• 1:07:36
  better odds and then they kiss and then this is literally the
• 1:07:39
  most upsetting Injuries for me and the entire movie and it is
• 1:07:43
  the single thick wet string of saliva that stretches between
• 1:07:50
  them for like, a full foot. And have you ever seen lady in
• 1:07:57
  the Tramp? Yeah, I think everybody knows.
• 1:07:59
  Yeah. So, that's what it is.
• 1:08:01
  Except of spit the spaghetti. Yeah, it's gross.
• 1:08:05
  What makes it even more upsetting, is that km is an
• 1:08:09
  Android. And she cannot produce her own
• 1:08:11
  spit. She, this is also done.
• 1:08:14
  I would say that she could be an advanced Android, but she
• 1:08:16
  doesn't have nipples so maybe exactly.
• 1:08:18
  She doesn't have so, I've either.
• 1:08:20
  Yes. Didn't they do like an upgrade
• 1:08:22
  on her to, at this point? I don't think no, that's like,
• 1:08:26
  coming up next. Okay.
• 1:08:28
  Yeah. But it's like, It's it's worse.
• 1:08:32
  It's like up there. In terms of things that have
• 1:08:34
  upset me. I haven't been this upset
• 1:08:36
  talking about this movie since we mentioned Jason's pruney,
• 1:08:40
  fingers, strangling us. Yeah, it's a complete textile.
• 1:08:46
  Yeah, I feel you. So they find lows head and then
• 1:08:52
  Jason smashes, the head of a crutch I believe is his name.
• 1:08:58
  Smashes it into the controls. Kenzo wall, open the door.
• 1:09:05
  For the people that are like trying to get in and they try to
• 1:09:08
  launch. But they still have the fuel
• 1:09:10
  lines attached. That's right.
• 1:09:13
  Let's see. Jason appears.
• 1:09:16
  Km gets her upgrade and she looks fucking hot.
• 1:09:19
  Yeah, she is in this like latex bodysuit and she does about 50
• 1:09:25
  back handsprings and she shoots at Jason and that's the shit.
• 1:09:29
  Yeah, yes it's very like Kung Pao meets them.
• 1:09:35
  Matrix. Yeah and then Jason rip her head
• 1:09:39
  off. It's okay.
• 1:09:41
  She's not dead because she she is an Android as we are reminded
• 1:09:45
  of continuously. Yes she does manage to get Jason
• 1:09:51
  basically shredded. So he gets knocked into this
• 1:09:56
  little thing and then he's they think they've killed him but
• 1:09:59
  really what happens is suddenly I don't remember exactly but
• 1:10:03
  yeah, they serve Just doing their thing on Jason and what
• 1:10:08
  ends up happening is Jason gets his very own upgrade which leads
• 1:10:11
  to the iconic mask that we see on the colored race.
• 1:10:14
  And yeah, we were Jason, he's gotta go, I'm not making that
• 1:10:17
  up. That is what he is canonically
• 1:10:18
  referred to as Uber isn't, yes, that's what they called him in
• 1:10:21
  the outer space, like, many bonuses right watched.
• 1:10:25
  Yeah, I like that. Yeah, so he's got like a cross.
• 1:10:28
  Oh, you like it. Now that, you know, it came from
• 1:10:31
  the Creator's, but when it's me doing it, you're like, yeah,
• 1:10:33
  whatever. Shut up.
• 1:10:35
  Yeah. But yeah, my man, he's all
• 1:10:40
  upgraded. He has like a new torso new face
• 1:10:44
  and he's going after them though.
• 1:10:47
  So I think what they have to do is they realize that it's
• 1:10:50
  getting close to time for them to be picked up, but they need
• 1:10:54
  one final distraction. So what they end up doing is
• 1:10:57
  they kind of lead him into this area where they can do a
• 1:11:00
  hologram and they just generate a Camp Crystal Lake scenario
• 1:11:06
  where there are two Campers there that are trying to just
• 1:11:10
  like, what was it that they say to him feel like do you want to
• 1:11:15
  get really high? Get naked and have premarital
• 1:11:17
  sax. That's right.
• 1:11:18
  And then they just like to take off their shirt and get on the
• 1:11:20
  sleeping bag. Yeah, it cuts away to them.
• 1:11:22
  Get back to the survivors, trying to get into the Escape
• 1:11:26
  pod, or whatever. This is another instance where
• 1:11:28
  putting came on your resume would come in handy cave.
• 1:11:32
  Yes, yes, exactly. Yeah, but we cut back and Jason
• 1:11:38
  is just picked up one of them in the sleeping bag and is throwing
• 1:11:42
  it against the other person in the sleeping bag.
• 1:11:44
  And one of my favorite scenes in the movie and is obviously a
• 1:11:47
  callback to the sleeping bag seen from.
• 1:11:50
  Yes movie, is it part 7? Yes, yeah.
• 1:11:53
  And he gets that guy should go all out with this one too
• 1:11:56
  because I remember, we express his frustration part 7.
• 1:11:59
  Yeah. In part 7 like they shot it with
• 1:12:02
  him hitting the tree so many times, which is remarkable
• 1:12:04
  because there were gallons and gallons of fake blood and that
• 1:12:06
  sleeping bag with the A is bunch of little pussy ass bitches and
• 1:12:12
  they cut that shit down and so like, you know, he had this
• 1:12:18
  entire fucking work out and they only use one single smash
• 1:12:21
  against usury, so disappointing. So he gets some rage out.
• 1:12:26
  Yeah. He had that built up for like
• 1:12:28
  years. You finally got to do it.
• 1:12:30
  Good for him. Yeah.
• 1:12:32
  So I think what happens here is the escape pod drives everybody
• 1:12:37
  gets on. The shift.
• 1:12:38
  Yeah. Matt what that's the name of the
• 1:12:41
  Escape pod? Oh okay, right.
• 1:12:44
  So yeah, they all get on there and suddenly I guess they make
• 1:12:49
  it off in time everything. Here's it there's like a hole
• 1:12:52
  the hole in the hole. Oh yes.
• 1:12:55
  That's right. Which like his Jason like fist
• 1:12:58
  the door and I had a problem with this because like you see
• 1:13:03
  it on TV shows where there's like a hole in the airplane or
• 1:13:06
  whatever and like suction Man isn't because of the difference
• 1:13:11
  in air pressure, which is all fine.
• 1:13:12
  And well, I accept that within Earth's atmosphere, but we are
• 1:13:15
  outside of Earth's atmosphere. I think it's so happens in
• 1:13:19
  space. I feel like the results are way
• 1:13:21
  more catastrophic, though, in space.
• 1:13:23
  Yeah. Probably.
• 1:13:24
  Yeah. Like they would all be dead.
• 1:13:26
  Oh, yeah, most likely there's like, okay.
• 1:13:28
  It's this fuck, I can't remember what it is.
• 1:13:32
  There's like an IT famous instance of this happening in a
• 1:13:34
  submarine which is like a similar kind of premise where
• 1:13:37
  it's like a Difference in pressure?
• 1:13:39
  Yeah. They're like deep deep
• 1:13:40
  underwater and the like double lock chamber, whatever
• 1:13:43
  malfunctions. And it was like catastrophic.
• 1:13:46
  Like a chromosome, like a crush can write.
• 1:13:49
  Yeah. Like well, it doesn't crumble
• 1:13:51
  the submarine but like the people were.
• 1:13:54
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Easy job. Yeah, that's terrifying.
• 1:13:58
  But it's called I know you're talking about.
• 1:14:00
  I think that's like looked into that a while back.
• 1:14:03
  Yeah, but that doesn't happen to them because this is, you know,
• 1:14:06
  Friday the 13th, he said, The types of things that read before
• 1:14:09
  bed, which might explain all the nightmares.
• 1:14:11
  I keep detailing on our nightmare, I'll see this is
• 1:14:13
  possibly. Yeah, so yeah, the explosion
• 1:14:17
  happened. See they've succeeded they you
• 1:14:20
  know Jason blew up in the fire everything's fine but holy shit.
• 1:14:24
  They're pulling pulling away and then all of a sudden Jason
• 1:14:28
  survived the explosion and he is being propelled right towards
• 1:14:31
  them. But what's this guy's name?
• 1:14:38
  Broadsky Brodsky has other plans, he's straight-up tackles
• 1:14:42
  Jason saves him and he tackles I'm all the way in to Earth.
• 1:14:45
  So they are just shooting from outer space and Earth burning up
• 1:14:49
  in the atmosphere. It's pretty incredible.
• 1:14:52
  And then basically that's the end of the movie except I think
• 1:14:56
  we get another credit. Yeah, we see, it was right
• 1:14:58
  before the credits. It's like we see a campsite and
• 1:15:00
  I don't, we don't know what planet, this is meant to be on
• 1:15:03
  my thoughts. This is my head Canon, is that
• 1:15:05
  it's Earth One? And it's like a part other than
• 1:15:09
  America like America, destroyed America's resources and they
• 1:15:14
  like well birth is doomed. And they just went to space and
• 1:15:17
  like the rest of the planet is fine because like we see this
• 1:15:21
  campsite and I see like a shooting star which we know is
• 1:15:24
  Jason and Brodsky. And they're like, hey let's go
• 1:15:27
  check that out and that's that's, um, that's how it bends.
• 1:15:32
  Yeah. And I would like to do a
• 1:15:36
  tribute. Oh yeah.
• 1:15:43
  To Kane Hodder in his last movie.
• 1:15:47
  What are you doing 13th? What is this?
• 1:15:51
  I'm scared like we'll get to it in a minute and give me a
• 1:15:56
  second. Talk about your final thoughts
• 1:15:58
  on the movie. Okay.
• 1:15:59
  Yeah, I can do my posts thoughts now, so, yeah, I still have a
• 1:16:05
  good time watching this movie. It's a lot of fun.
• 1:16:07
  But man, is it a mess? The pie just kind of jumps all
• 1:16:11
  over the place. Is I still feel like it's like,
• 1:16:15
  hey, crazy imitation of what a Friday, the 13th movie should
• 1:16:19
  be, I feel like they wanted to take that premise.
• 1:16:21
  They wanted to take it somewhere else.
• 1:16:23
  I feel like if you're going to be changing the location, you're
• 1:16:25
  going to be changing so much about, you know what this is
• 1:16:29
  going to be like you can maybe deviate a little bit from
• 1:16:33
  Friday, the 13th, it's not doing super well in the box office
• 1:16:36
  around this time. It didn't do well with the Jason
• 1:16:38
  Goes to Hell. This is like your second movie
• 1:16:42
  with Jason as a character and you've invested poorly like,
• 1:16:46
  he's not doing well. There's, you know, there's a
• 1:16:49
  reason may be that the rights got sold to you.
• 1:16:52
  I don't know try and reinvent the character and make them
• 1:16:56
  interesting. But what they did was like yeah
• 1:16:59
  let's just kind of take everything that every Friday,
• 1:17:02
  the 13th movie kind of does and just put it in space.
• 1:17:07
  Listen change really much of anything else, it's just, you
• 1:17:10
  know, keep uninteresting characters.
• 1:17:12
  I don't even remember half of their names like, no, none of
• 1:17:16
  them stand out, except for km. I think, cam is really the only
• 1:17:20
  one that stands out even like the final girl in this, like,
• 1:17:23
  already know, the one that Rowan Rowan.
• 1:17:26
  Like, I barely even like, remember most of the shit that
• 1:17:29
  she did. Like it's just I don't know
• 1:17:33
  objectively it's a shitty movie but I still have fun watching it
• 1:17:38
  because personally I enjoy watching stupid movies, you
• 1:17:41
  know? So that's where half of me is
• 1:17:43
  going to keep it at five. And it's definitely this is
• 1:17:48
  always talked about before like we have a talking about writing
• 1:17:52
  for this movie and a watching rating for this movie.
• 1:17:55
  Yeah. Like because talking about it I
• 1:17:57
  feel like we did a little bit better on take two just because
• 1:18:02
  honestly we gave ourselves more tangents like this episode is
• 1:18:05
  really not much longer than the previous one was and we had a
• 1:18:09
  lot more Divergence has like talking about it.
• 1:18:13
  There's not a ton to talk about with it like you got And cool
• 1:18:16
  kills. You've got like some really fun
• 1:18:18
  stuff. The fun parts are really, really
• 1:18:19
  fun. But once you finish talking
• 1:18:21
  about those couple moments, like it's boring.
• 1:18:25
  Yeah. Like there's not a lot else to
• 1:18:26
  talk about. I'm not a big action movie
• 1:18:28
  person either, though, so I think that's part of it for me.
• 1:18:30
  I'm not either. Yeah, maybe that's what the
• 1:18:33
  issue is. Yeah, try and make it action in
• 1:18:35
  which slick before we agreed that, like talking about it, we
• 1:18:39
  give this movie fives, all around.
• 1:18:41
  Like so we went down from an average of 62, an average of
• 1:18:44
  five that's just talking about Like watching it.
• 1:18:47
  I really feel like this movie is closer to seven and a half
• 1:18:49
  eight, like I love the experience of watching this
• 1:18:52
  movie. If I'm giving it a watching
• 1:18:53
  rating, then yeah, I'll give it. Because I like, how ridiculous
• 1:18:59
  has, I would give it an 8 because, I mean, I always loved
• 1:19:03
  putting it on. I would never say no to watch
• 1:19:05
  him. Jason X Talia was asleep.
• 1:19:09
  Like, not even in the room with us.
• 1:19:11
  Like she was asleep in the bedroom, the whole time we gave.
• 1:19:14
  We said that she also gave it a 5 because she did have stuff to
• 1:19:17
  say before. Yeah, you all I wish I could
• 1:19:21
  have heard. She had lots of sniffs, she had
• 1:19:23
  a couple Barks, A little bit of a growl.
• 1:19:26
  She really did. She had a lot.
• 1:19:27
  She had a lot going on. Yeah, right tribute to be time
• 1:19:33
  don't forget, we got to pull out the reviews.
• 1:19:35
  I've got him. So don't worry.
• 1:19:36
  Okay. Pretend that there's like some
• 1:19:39
  keyboard music playing. It was early in my childhood
• 1:19:46
  pretend and I was gone and I really have enjoyed your stay,
• 1:19:51
  but new line must be moving on. Goodbye.
• 1:19:56
  Akane. It's tonight.
• 1:20:00
  Sorry, stuck in my eyes I was gonna say hope you find your
• 1:20:07
  Paradise, people with them, you know, the original lyrics.
• 1:20:12
  Okay, listen. I was going to do more of it but
• 1:20:15
  I only listen to that song when you make me listen to it.
• 1:20:18
  So I wasn't sure how everything went he didn't, you did good.
• 1:20:23
  Thank you, Michael. Scott.
• 1:20:24
  Also does it Toby's, farewell? Yeah, goodbye.
• 1:20:27
  Toby. So, you know that much of it?
• 1:20:30
  Yeah, I'm proud of you. It's a good song.
• 1:20:34
  Can't put Tunes in but look up, Goodbye.
• 1:20:36
  Stranger by Supertramp. It's that's also a banger.
• 1:20:41
  You don't bang your head to it, though.
• 1:20:42
  It would just be like just no banging.
• 1:20:45
  It's just right. You can bang to it.
• 1:20:48
  I mean you could be kind of weird.
• 1:20:51
  Yeah. Okay okay so we have some
• 1:20:53
  reviews if I can find them. All right, so from our Pals, at
• 1:21:01
  always room for more podcast. Hi guys, be sure to go check
• 1:21:05
  them out. They said, ah, Jason X when
• 1:21:08
  Jason Goes where, no hockey mask wearing psychopath has gone
• 1:21:11
  before. Space is super fun.
• 1:21:14
  Watch that really turns the franchise on its head.
• 1:21:16
  Giving us a cyborg looking Jason, something no one asked
• 1:21:19
  for but go ahead. We got can't be horrified at its
• 1:21:22
  best for school's out of 5. All right.
• 1:21:25
  Yeah I mean we Both kind of agreed with that whenever we
• 1:21:28
  were giving our watching reviews soon.
• 1:21:31
  Yeah, I mean, I really is it really is fun and campy.
• 1:21:35
  I am going to disagree slightly though.
• 1:21:36
  And I know you and I this is what our major disagreement was
• 1:21:39
  is that I don't feel like this movie is any different than it
• 1:21:41
  is a friend. Yeah, I disagree with that part.
• 1:21:43
  Like, it doesn't flip anything on.
• 1:21:45
  His head is just, is kind of more of the same just different
• 1:21:48
  setting. Let's see, Halloween, 24/7 on
• 1:21:54
  Instagram. They've got a lot of fun stuff.
• 1:21:57
  That they post pretty regularly. That's a fun trivia.
• 1:22:00
  They said not a fan, tried to like it but can't and clearly
• 1:22:05
  the box office ratings. Agree with this.
• 1:22:10
  It's not a super. Well, I don't feel like there's
• 1:22:13
  any one of these people just based off of the box office.
• 1:22:16
  Not only that, a lot of people try though, I can't like, nobody
• 1:22:19
  want to go see it. I feel like they were kind of
• 1:22:22
  put off by the premise. Maybe.
• 1:22:23
  I can see that because it does almost like it's the jump of the
• 1:22:26
  show. Nothing like, oh, he's in space.
• 1:22:28
  I was gonna say Jumping the Shark, but this franchise
• 1:22:31
  goddamn. I feel like we jumped the shark
• 1:22:34
  pretty early fucking on. We did.
• 1:22:36
  But then they like, I don't know.
• 1:22:38
  They like right at the ship with part of six.
• 1:22:41
  And then like because a lot of people think part 6 is the best
• 1:22:44
  movie in the entire franchise. It's up there but I feel like it
• 1:22:50
  was kind of coasting on that Goodwill for a little bit.
• 1:22:52
  When yeah, it's not really that great after that, it's so funny
• 1:22:55
  because I listen to a lot of the Like Halloween playlist on
• 1:22:58
  Spotify and Alice Cooper's on there and all, I can think of
• 1:23:02
  this part sucks. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:05
  Okay. And then I hope you suffer
• 1:23:06
  podcast. I guys, check them out.
• 1:23:10
  They said the best Friday, the 13th movie because it's code and
• 1:23:12
  burns line. I want him soft.
• 1:23:15
  I can agree that. That's yeah, maybe the best part
• 1:23:17
  of you. That's literally the best line
• 1:23:20
  delivery. This entire franchise.
• 1:23:22
  Yes. And you can never convince me,
• 1:23:23
  otherwise, For sure, podcast in the backseat said, loads of fun.
• 1:23:34
  It is a lots of fun, it is lots of fun and then I'm Feldman.
• 1:23:39
  Hi, thanks for listening. We're glad to see you interact
• 1:23:42
  and you're always interacting with us and we appreciate it.
• 1:23:46
  They said loved it. Combining my two favorite genres
• 1:23:49
  sci-fi and horror. And oh boy if you love tropes,
• 1:23:53
  you get double the tropes with this mixture.
• 1:23:56
  Is that what he said? No.
• 1:23:58
  I thought that. That's right.
• 1:23:59
  My editorial ization, okay. But I mean I do love troops
• 1:24:03
  though. I love it when a movie like
• 1:24:05
  subverts tropes, but also like I love camp and Camp relies
• 1:24:08
  heavily on having fun with those tropes.
• 1:24:10
  So I'm all for it, all in all, I can see why this might not be
• 1:24:15
  everybody's cup of tea, because it is, Like it's different but
• 1:24:20
  the same you know what I mean? Like it's taking a very familiar
• 1:24:24
  premise and it's like not doing enough new with it.
• 1:24:27
  You get a couple really cool kills with it but I would have
• 1:24:30
  loved to see them be even more self-aware.
• 1:24:33
  I feel like they kind of miss that Mark.
• 1:24:36
  For me, not that it's not a fun movie in this neat.
• 1:24:40
  The VR scene is really fun for me.
• 1:24:42
  The night to the liquid nitrogen, kill is obviously
• 1:24:45
  amazing. And of course, they agreed to
• 1:24:47
  David Cronenberg. Terms, which was the correct
• 1:24:50
  choice. But I like there is a lot of
• 1:24:54
  downtime. This is a movie that like, I can
• 1:24:56
  comfortably be reading a book while I'm watching it, you know?
• 1:24:59
  Yeah, yeah, really I can look up for the cool Parts.
• 1:25:02
  Exactly perfectly. But yeah.
• 1:25:05
  All right, I think that's it. Hopefully we have good audio for
• 1:25:09
  this. We are going to try and pull
• 1:25:10
  some trailers for this. So you guys can, at least you'll
• 1:25:12
  get a preview of some of our conversation.
• 1:25:14
  Sorry that it's not as edited as normal.
• 1:25:17
  We are If you're upset about it, we're ten times more upset,
• 1:25:21
  trust me? Yes, it's 11th Hour, re-record,
• 1:25:25
  either this or you would have shitty audio.
• 1:25:27
  Yeah, I know. And it's not even, it's not even
• 1:25:29
  just bad quality audio. Like, it's corrupted audio.
• 1:25:33
  Yeah, I've no idea what happened.
• 1:25:35
  So, yeah. So we will be back next Thursday
• 1:25:39
  with Night of the Demons, which either of us has seen before.
• 1:25:43
  But we're really excited about and we're going to be meeting a
• 1:25:45
  lot of the cast at scare fest this weekend.
• 1:25:48
  It's going to be awesome. So we're looking forward to
• 1:25:50
  that. Yeah, and be sure to be checking
• 1:25:52
  our social media, this weekend, because we are going to be at
• 1:25:54
  scare fest, and hopefully, we'll have some cool and interesting
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  things to share with you guys while we were there.
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  Speaking of our social media, you can find us on Facebook.
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  It's just our name. You can find us on Instagram.
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  At least favorite scary movie podcast.
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  You can find us on Twitter. At least fav pod, if you like
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  our chaotic energy, that is probably the best of our social
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  medias to follow. Our other two are much more
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  structured. The Twitter, the Our gets
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  chaotic because we posed tweet and we don't specify which one
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  of us is tweeting and sometimes will be like, watching a movie
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  together, and we will tweet completely opposing opinions.
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  And it's a lot of fun, especially on like live.watch
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  throughs like live, watch parties and guess who.
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  Yeah, we've got a website. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie.com? We've been posting all of our
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  daily horror watches. Not everything we watch in a
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  day, but like our singular pick for the day.
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  Screen screen 2021. Yeah once this month's over
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  we're going to go back to like posting like horror movie
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  reviews. I'm going to get back into
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  posting short stories. Hopefully we'll be able to put a
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  little bit more extra artwork. Maybe maybe it's just some
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  really nice stuff. Maybe some of my special effects
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  stuff I've been playing with your wife's.
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  My short stories. We already said treasuries see
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  if oh God Travis we forgot something.
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  Very important. Who did you relate to?
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  I remember saying I related to the guy that got his arm cut off
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  because I have that same energy. You worked at a hole in the
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  sure, didn't you? Yep.
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  Yep. That's the kind of energy that
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  guy probably has. Jesse was just staring at me and
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  I knew that I had a whole year that was forming.
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  I said that I related to Rowan because I too could probably go
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  to sleep anxious and then wake up four and a half century.
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  Still anxious. That's true.
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  Thank you that. Okay.
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  All right, thank you all for listening, and for sticking with
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  us, we would appreciate it. If you like what we're doing
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  when she clearly do, if you're still listening to write a
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  review And subscribe, it just really helps other people.
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  Find us like those ratings, kind of boost this up in the charts
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  reviews. Help people know what to expect.
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  Subscribing helps those algorithms?
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  I don't know it. Computer shit.
• 1:28:19
  I don't understand a lot about but we just know that it helps
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  and it's been helping as you guys have been doing that.
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  We've been getting a lot more people listening.
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  A lot more people answering our polls and everybody.
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  Yeah, hi, we're so glad you're here.
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  You look really nice today. Sounds like the guy like hello,
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  my friends above 18. All right, I thought breakfast
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  cooking go ahead and get yourself a nice hot shower and
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  you the oh my God. I got so creepy.
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  Yeah. All right.
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  On that note. Have a good weekend.
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  Bye.