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Ice Throat: X-Men Apocalypse Poster Controversy & Rogue One Reshoots · Multiple Nerdgasm

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everybody's back all of us wow yeah it's a bloody
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Miracle bit it's been four episodes since we've all been on yeah and look
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we've done Matt and I we've done you and Matt and recently Luke we did you and I
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yes so the strength of this podcast any
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combination therein just works right well at least I think it worked I didn't
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hear any complaints did you listen to the episode I haven't had a chance [Laughter]
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yet welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all a bit hearty so I don't really understand
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it Luke is that a little s penis damn I accidentally got soap in my urethra
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multiple nerdgasm your guide do all
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things nerdy I wish say this though every time
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I listen to an episode with just the two of you gentlemen I always try to intervene
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occasionally well I assume I assume listeners do too because we often get
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messages from people and no offense listeners we love when you write in but
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sometimes people write in with no context and they've been listening to an
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episode from like could be years ago for all I know and they're like oh it was a
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cat I would I would have done the same as you Daniel that's right y can't blame
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me for the way you behaved what are you talking about mostly I just get emails saying
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women are not all [ __ ] Dan yeah yeah we do get a lot of
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messages for you that along those lines yeah oh we got uh we got some stuff sent
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in this week actually we did we'll get to that uh we got a lot of dick news and
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we get a lot of sex toy news sent in well I mean we can open with that if you
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want I mean like I'm all about just giving the people what they
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want well I guess what the people want
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is an ice action [ __ ] stroker look play the jingle but I will say this is
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not so much sex toy news as just a listener sent us a link to this sex toy
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that is true well here's the jingle anyway where what do you do when you
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need a new toy to put inside of you you listen to sex toy
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news news a nice little jingle actually it is a good jingle
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because it's descriptive and catchy this one though is not something that you put
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inside of you it's something you put you inside of yeah that's right I mean this
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it reminds me a lot of a uh a flashlight yeah it's very Fleshlight based this
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one's called the ice action [ __ ] stroker mhm okay where does the ice come
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into it this is the only thing I'm not um entirely certain about I think it's
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ah it's ice in Brackets so it's just you can see
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through it okay because an icy [ __ ] sounds like the least kind of [ __ ]
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that I would like this is so much better than what now I know what it is I
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thought it was a mold that you put in the freezer and you froze
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it oh was frozen now Luke did you put yours in the freezer is that do we need
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to uh pour so you can go and get that out no I don't have it in the freezer I
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don't own one oh yet yet yet you forgot a word yet yes what
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I'm kind of it's not that expensive that's true it's very affordable
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$24.95 yeah uh what's shipping like to Australia they have uh discreet billing
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and discret packaging from America I assume well you say discret packaging
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but I'm looking at the package right here the skyber skin ice blow job
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stroker feel it see it believe it oh yeah I mean that packaging is is not dis
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great can I talk about this packaging for a sec mostly I'm talking about the
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little thing up the top right corner yes
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that says try me buy me yeah it's a little little hole are you allowed to
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try out sex toys before you buy them cuz I would have thought that's the one
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thing you can't really change your mind on right well here's a better question
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are you willing to use their tester model oh we've only got the sh the floor model
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you know what Luke probably prefer the
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testimony been frozen in a few times well I just I'd rather someone with a
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lot of experience you know over someone who has to be broken in you know what I
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mean gotcha gotcha gotta this it I mean it does look like a budget version of
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the uh of the flashlight or I mean will this attach to your uh what's the
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flashlight uh iPad connector yeah your got one of those haven't you haven't you
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look no no oh no well go listeners I own
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an iPad the iPad's kind of Superfluous really no an iPad was a very big part of
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that do you do you have an Xbox attachment no I have the only sex toy I
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have is the butt plug is that the one that um was in your mouth
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Matt that would be that very same one deny it deny it if you can I can't deny
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it that would be a lie no you can't that's right when we went down for
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Luke's wedding yeah you did I pretended that I was going to lick it and then
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Luke put it in my mouth I most certainly did and I want to be very clear about
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the fact that as far as I'm aware it was not used as a butt plug ever and I don't
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want to know if if I'm wrong about that don't tell me only ever been used as a
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um magic a ball okay outside of
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you external use only so well it might have been a tester model that they they
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had who knows can I just thank the makers of the eightball butt plug for
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getting in touch with us oh yeah good point because we really love to hear
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back from companies that we have plugged excuse me
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companies that we have endorsed on the show and they were very
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happy with our review they were yeah he said it was the coolest thing ever
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that's great yeah although it's probably the most unique review I guess they
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probably don't get reviewed on a lot of podcasts uh not a lot of kind of general
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interest podcasts either I would say there might be some specific podcasts
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that cover that kind of is this a general interest
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podcast I mean segment one sex toy news
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oh yeah okay fair enough segment two video games you know what I mean do
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segment three King TTS Armory yeah yeah that's that's an interesting one day
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tuned day tuned section four licking a
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cat get to that till section four yeah but what about section what's next we've
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done one two I can't work out the shipping I'm not going to buy it that's the only
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reason y okay would you use it if you had bought it
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if one turned up at your door cont I would review it on what grounds that's what I do now
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I review stuff all right say no more we'll see what we can organize the
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realistic cyber skin material feels like you're entering the mouth of your lover
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it's so descriptive it's poetic really yeah no it's not actually the very next
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line a snug deep throat tunnel is open at both ends for easy cleaning no you
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ruined it you ruined it it's a little bit less sexy
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yeah I was trying to work at had a Clint yeah just on the other end there's just
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a hole where I think it just drains out one of the reviews on here dra out well
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of course I mean of course it does but yeah yeah I guess the review uh feels
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great love you can see your [ __ ] inside the toy the only thing that's troubling
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is the toy is somewhat loud once you put lube in it I only use it during the day
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at my apartment while my neighbors are at work for added privacy highly
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recommended product how loud is it that it's like he's worried they're going to
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hear him through the wall just that it feels so good he becomes loud oh okay so
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it's not just a deafening flacking sound it's like it's like the Death Star
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Alarm oh I've got Lube on it again Lube all over my death star all right well
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we'll be adding a third review to that customer review page shortly I love that
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the picture that shows the scale is pictured next to uh the King of Clubs
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just in case you're like but how big is it compared to a standard playing card
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such a weird thing to put it next put a ruler there if if you want me to know
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how long it is no no they don't want to show a ruler
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ah cuz this is saying you're the king yeah but you're not though I mean quite
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honestly you you'd have to be pretty Pito for your [ __ ] not to just go
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straight out the other side of this of a playe card of something the length of a
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playing card all right well Luke you can review a deck of playing cards at the
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same time I still have a couple since they've invited the comparison you can have sex with
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both better than just having sex with one I guess mhm wonder how loud a deck
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of playing cards is I guess we'll find out Luke would you use this in
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conjunction with the eight ball butt plug um you could ask it questions yeah
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I could ask it questions like should I do this now or should I wait till later
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what you have to ask it yes or no questions Luke it can't go oh think you should wait till
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[Laughter] later I don't know I've lost the magic a
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ball what I've lost the magic a ball no have you looked come on have you looked
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in the wait wait where are you looking where are you looking you know just I
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might have left it in the kitchen oh God no follow-up questions Matt none none
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not one all right and that's sex toy news for this
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week thank you Kyle for sending that in if you've got sex toy news or I mean it
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doesn't have to be sex toy news doesn't have to be sex toy news or dick news
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like I said we get a lot of that you can just send in other stuff like nerdy news
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CU generally we talk about games and movies and stuff more than this other
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other stuff well we do and we don't Matt yeah I mean you send us whatever you
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want to send us yeah okay fair fair point fair point but don't feel you need
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to restrict yourself to Dick news or sex toy news or money just in case that's
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can write a message and that message can be whatever you want and uh and we'll
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read it yeah are we're going to be like these pansies that do the whole boting
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mcboat face thing where you go people name it and we might name yours and then
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it wins and then we don't do it no I think we should say right now that we
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will read verbatim whatever message yeah that's uh yeah that's that's what I'm
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thinking I know I'm up for it I don't want to be one of those people that say
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we will do it and then just uh didn't quite fit in with what we were looking
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for I would like to point out that I'm very proud of Luke because he managed to
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say biry MCB face first time so good speaking of bod mcbo face do you know
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that in in that they didn't end up calling the ship bod mcboat face they
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did end up calling a little submergible Recon vessel aboard the ship
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B mcboat face yeah but I don't know I don't want to talk about anymore because
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they lost I said I don't care about it anymore I lost my interest when they
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didn't name it fair yeah that's true you lost faith in them well see I stumbled
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across this the other day M and I this is not new news right but this is
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another example that I don't think I'd come across before when Mountain Jew
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asked the internet to name their new Apple flavor did you guys see this I've
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seen it in here it's an apple flavored Mountain Dew a this sounds delicious I would drink
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apple Mountain Dew right okay so here
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are the top 10 right mhm fabulous Apple
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okay right y that's fair sounds fabulous
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yeah then there's uh ging
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granny okay then there's guzzling
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granny then there's gushan granny right this is going well yep yeah
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yeah there's a theme emerging uh-huh then there's diabetes yeah that's number four number
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three fapple number two fapple is
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great fapple is so good yeah yeah fa's number three came in number three number
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two was gushing granny not to be mistaken with uh number five gushan
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granny right with the apostrophe instead of the G the colloquial version and then
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number one uh with an overwhelming amount of support taking a right turn
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with the phrase Hitler did nothing wrong
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mhm when are people going to learn to learn choose for you don't do
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it oh my God so obviously they're not going to name I don't know maybe they
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are guys tried that delicious refreshing new drink Hitler did nothing
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wrong I got to say if they do well
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they've got some balls give the man of wheelbarrow yeah but uh yeah I can't uh
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I can't see that that happening but oh man this is such a terrible idea stop
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doing it companies for God's sake or if you got to do it just have some very
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strict filtering rules in there or but go through with it yeah because I
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guarantee you they didn't they didn't choose fapple or gush and Granny either
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no F's great can't stop laughing about it it's
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great Apple it's only it's not even really a
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pun mat because no apple applies but fapping does
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not it's it's a good an apple sex toy could be called fapple that would be
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great put that down for next week's sex toy news yeah I wonder if apple is
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developing a sex toy well I'd like to think they are I think they've got it they're
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trying to work out the time to release it oh just whenever it's ready no time like
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the present oh dear well I can't wait to
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find out what they do call it because I doubt it's going to be any of those
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names it's going to be I'll tell you right now it's going to be called Mountain Dew
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Apple yeah well they got they've got code red like ice
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blast uh stuff like that so it'll probably be called green
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goo there you go nice you're welome welcome Mountain Dew you're welcome is
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ice blast a real flavor um ice something is I don't know
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if it's ice blast I I don't really drink all the different flavors of Mountain
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Dew we don't get them here actually no um don't get them here either no except
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in like rare cases in you know convenience stores rare cases I'm
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imagining these cases you
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know Hitler did nothing wrong I think uh
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I've heard that I've heard that before I bet you have I bet hang on a minute
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I'm trying to find there's a clip here have I heard that before I wish we
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could put the all in concentration camps with the and be done with a lot was
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right I hate the Jews hey I knew that sentiment sounded
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familiar oh man I love it it l didn't get
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sensed no point because everyone knows how he feels about the Jews yeah it's opposites
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day you know Dan's not saying offensive
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things Luke is that's right how it works all right what we got uh we do have some
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other elaborate sex to news in a way uh if you can consider a tractor to be a
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sex toy I mean this guy does that's true I mean to each his own really mhm mhm
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although not literally cuz he he will get arrested something anything does it
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become a sex toy is that what you're implying I guess it yeah what what what
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if you're [ __ ] or they could sometimes be called Collectibles couldn't they what do
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you I'm sorry Luke did I offend you by
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referring to something you own as a as a
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joy sorry sex Collectibles Luke and his sex
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Collectibles I just some of about my by my collection I wouldn't call them toys
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they're collectible what are you talking about just
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figures that you have sex with what are you talking about I was just making a
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joke I'm talking about the uh the collectible butt plug you've
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got oh yeah Luke's tractor collection so
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Matt your family are probably from suffk way
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right uh no not quite actually let me I fact that but I don't think so but yeah
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sure we could we could pretend they are we could pretend we'll wait while you
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ring your mom and ask her where she's from I know where she's from I just
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don't know where suffk is in relation to it no no no we're not near there okay no
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right this dude who got caught [ __ ] a tractor and when questioned is this the
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first time you've done this said this is probably my 450th tractor that I've
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[ __ ] I cannot stop how you how does one [ __ ] a tractor actually it goes into
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quite a bit of detail here about how you do [ __ ] a tractor that's the question of
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the hour yeah yeah um using a lot of axle greas
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according yeah oh man he told us he was particularly into axle grease and the
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presence of this around the back of tractors was too much for
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him Jesus Christ I love this this is my favorite sentence in this article he's
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also bannned from the country side and is not allowed to go within one mile of a
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[Laughter] farm to live in the city forever so is this a guy who lives in the city and
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would just travel out to Farms on the weekend to [ __ ] tractors well it says he
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lives in ips switch I don't I don't know how country that is but it's but it does
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say that you has to live and remain in the middle of I switch in order to
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comply with it you can't go which is probably clothed by Farms but he's not
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allowed to go anywhere near them so basically can't travel ever again it's
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not like he sort of fell in love with one tractor he like to sort of spread
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the love around didn't he no exactly yeah well I mean this guy's had sex with
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considerably more tractors than I have human beings you know yes personally I'm
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only speaking for myself views are my own people letter saying I [ __ ] more than 450
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people particularly the green ones you
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liked like the green tractors so weird but hey whatever look if you're going to
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[ __ ] a tractor if you're going to be sexually aroused by a tractor I don't
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think it's that weird that you think some tractors are more attractive than
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others is it illegal if he kind if he just buys his own tractor to have sex
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with it's not I mean assuming that there's a whole lot of trespassing and
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tampering with you know yeah making a
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mess on someone's tractor yeah I mean I don't have a good understanding of the
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law but if I saw someone [ __ ] practically anything of mine I'd probably call the
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police you know I wouldn't stand there and try to figure out what it was and
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wasn't illegal to [ __ ] sir please stop having sex with my
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property if you must have sex with something make sure it's something you
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own yeah have you looked in your own backyard perhaps sir When They seized
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his laptop he had over 5,000 images of tractors I know so good so good that's
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his porn y we are going to get letters about our regional accents Matt oh yeah
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I know it's inaccurate it's highly inacurate and tell us where our accents
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actually were from mhm please do it right might be the land of
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feble did you see where the editor's update where he he later applied for a
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new job he applied for a job at Oley College he was going to be the handyman
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there and he would happily give the farm machinery a vigorous scrub down oh god
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wow I love the user replies because I mean the the comments are what makes the
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internet do you know what I mean yeah of course so this this reply here to have a
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register as a sex offender is stupid and dumb are you putting on this list to
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warn other tractors the sex registry is starting to
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lose some of its validity I sort of agree but on the
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other hand it's like I mean he was having sex with the tractor nearest
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school he is a Menace you know what's next they'll be putting grandparents on
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the list for having pictures of their grandchildren let's face it everyone has
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pictures of a naked baby somewhere I'm not sure I
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do no I can't say I have any pictures of naked babies Luke did you see that your
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uh your beautiful girlfriend that you love
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dearly uh and my favorite actress not so well received the KH film festival with
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her new film H talking of course about Kristen go across the hall Stewart
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what's wrong with her now she has such a hard life she's upset because uh they booed
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her at KH is she upset no I don't know she's always upset is she she does
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always have a sad look on her face can't tell did she get a gear off in this
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movie is that what's happening in that picture there oh I you're looking at different
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pictures than me Matt but let me click on the link because uh
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[ __ ] like that's s's happening she's gotten a gear off in other movies though
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I saw her in uh on the road naked giving two guys a hand job really okay I was
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not aware of that you're right that down aren't
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you yes I mean to me I find her about as attractive as an adolescent boy so very
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attractive so I'd sooner Google adolescent boy gives hand jobs you know
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what I mean well we know how Luke feels about her would you like to remind the
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listeners how you feel about Christ Stuart Luke I just feel that she's a terrible terrible
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person what is this face so sure of it well I don't know she's just wanted to
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she's not happy with living her
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dream she told you this I love it that he assumes a that this is her dream and
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B that she's not happy with it there's just so many assumptions going on she if
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this isn't her dream she can go off and she can go do her dream now she's she
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are you living your dream Luke just sat here naked jerking off two dudes living
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the dream and Luke's she's looking glum jerking off two guys and Luke's like
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what is wrong with you why aren't you loving every second of this no I don't
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know there's just something about her I just feel that she's not happy to be
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famous I don't think I would be either [ __ ] her so stop being famous
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oh just stop being famous oh you're talking to her right y yeah well well
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Christen Ste if you're listening just stop being famous yeah good idea well apparently
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the yeah people boo this film although the article indicates uh it's a bit of
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Insider stuff this article I don't quite understand all of it because it keeps
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saying but if you recall Gus Van Sans the Sea of trees was also booed so
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what's of salt what does that mean I don't know I think what it's
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saying is that movies do get booed KH kind of thing so it doesn't mean that
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it's a bad film it just means people felt like booing it well it probably was
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a bad film okay yeah all right I got the impression that they were like I don't
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boo good films and I've never heard of that film that they were
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like no one booted this film so it's cu the article said something about oh here
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we go there's a certain perverse genius to unveiling a ghost movie at K that
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relies on the audience to deliver the booze as the final credits role although
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one doubt that's quite what Olivia ASAS was going for with with his peculiar
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personal shoer so I don't know I got be confused about what this is here's what
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I think that comment mean I think that comment says the film was [ __ ] so it
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must have been deliberately [ __ ] by a genius filmmaker right okay and the audience
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booing is part of the experience of the
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film that is genius yeah if true probably not probably not though
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probably just a [ __ ] film well I probably won't watch it uh
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and Luke definitely won't watch it but you might I guess no way I'd watch it
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well I I might but I'm not going to all right then so don't listen out
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for our review listeners if you've seen it uh which means that you're at the KH
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Film Festival this year uh welcome back and also ride in and tell us how it was
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we might read your review out on air if
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you pay us $2 Boo for month oh
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dear uh we got any more movie news I know we do I don't know I'm just trying
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to you know just yeah yeah um I saw this
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uh this business about the X-Men poster and I did wonder when I saw it who
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thought that was a good idea so yeah boxes had to apologize no well they
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didn't have to they did I've got I don't disagree but I
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also disagree you know what I mean I disagree to begin with and then I thought about
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it a bit more and then I went no I kind of agree look I think this is a terrible
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billboard and for those of you who don't know it's [ __ ] X-Men apocalypse right
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and it's apocalypse [ __ ] strangling
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Mystique yes now he's the bad guy of the
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film she's the good guy mhm and uh
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[Music]
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so I'm not sure how how that happened now we listen to anything Rose McAn says
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no I do agree she said there's no context in the ad it's just a woman
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being strangled it's not a woman it's a blue mutant yeah I know what you mean
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and she's not being strangled by a man she's being strangled by an ancient god
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sure sure and that context is in this ad
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sorry it is sure yeah all right but uh I
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I still I think they should have known that this might happen oh yeah yeah yeah
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regardless this is a [ __ ] idea y yeah yeah I I I I get what you where you're
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coming from but I also get where she's coming from yeah and like there's a lot
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of people out there who don't know who the [ __ ] Mystique is and who the [ __ ]
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apocalypse is who would have seen this poster and gone what am I looking at
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that for yeah fair enough but I mean is is it up to us to decide what we do and
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don't want to see an advertising this is open up can of worms
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no I know I know don't get me wrong if my staff came to me with this I'd be like start
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again sure yeah way thing I'm really taking from all of this looking at this
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picture that suit looks terrible yeah it does it looks cheap it's
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awful it's awful and we've had some listeners comment on our Facebook that
30:52
we perhaps were a little too harsh on X-Men apocalypse well haven't seen it I
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still haven't seen it yet so you you Dan you were too I've been
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I've been criticized for being too yeah now look it's I haven't seen it I'm
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going to hold off because I mean it's I've been told by a lot of people that
31:13
it's not that great so I tried to get out to see it this week just so I could
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talk about it but just couldn't do it yeah couldn't even listen to our own
31:22
show so could even find the time to watch and support me in my twitch
31:28
debut oh I was about to say well you don't support me but no you did watch my
31:32
twitch debut I did yep was that you just naked jacking off while playing video
31:38
games because I think I watched that five
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stars all right well so thumbs down on posters of women being choked and also
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thumbs down just thumbs down on choking people probably yeah you're you're right
31:55
actually I think it's I think that no just honestly posters I
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don't choking offends you look me in the [ __ ] eye and tell me that choking
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offends you I think no no I agree with Luke because I think if you're going to
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draw a line you can't draw the line there it can't just be women if you're
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going to say no choking it applies to everybody unless you're in a consenting
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sexual relationship and that's your thing choke away so but remember the safe
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word the safe word is Brian Singer that's not the safe word that is
32:29
not the safe word it's just the word that turns me off uh apparently even
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people who are in Batman vers Superman didn't like Batman vers Superman is that
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is that the case I think that is the case if you're talking about Jeremy ions
32:43
man I I I trust Jeremy iron's opinion of a film that he's in we've had him on
32:48
this podcast before if you recall uh you know few years ago we played a clip of
32:53
him saying how uh he wanted to marry his
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own son to avoid tax but now he's basically just slagging
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off Batman versus Superman yeah yeah so he uh he felt it was over
33:10
stuffed which it was I don't uh I don't deny that pretty stuffed I do love this
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comment though uh I'm tied to the Batman franchise at the minute which is nice
33:22
because it's a bit of income not that I need a bit of income but it's nice to
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keep it ticking over what a true
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Fanboy I like Jeremy he did a great job though yeah he's a great actor this is
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the guy though who protested when they decided to change the laws in Britain
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that wouldn't let you kill foxes anymore and he protested for the right to kill
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foxes what is he so worried about killing foxes you cannot take from us the right to
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hunt what do they do now the most
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dangerous game ah
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squirrels oh I can see a Pixar movie coming on she get some cream for
34:10
that so uh some to drink tonight man nothing
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I'm cuz I have tonsilitis penicillin is I don't think
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penicillin has any effect on me pen for
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sorry yeah infection right an infection yeah it's an infection I don't know what
34:32
tonsil I'm just ill I'm just I couldn't even point to my tonsils ask me to I'll
34:37
point to him with something so I'm getting a little
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nervous disheartening news this week from uh the set of Star Wars Rogue
34:49
one so yeah I heard about they're doing re shoots but I didn't realize how big a
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re-shoot they're doing well they always do re-shoot re-shoot are normal so I
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didn't panic when I first read this but now they're saying they' they're
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reshooting 40% of the movie based on an unsatisfying first cut now that's got to
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push a release Dat Back well maybe they've said that it brings the budget
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back up to where it was originally they cut the budget at one point and then now
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it's just back up to what it was before and so I don't know if that means
35:20
everything's just still on track you know mhh so what you're saying is that they
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try to cut costs and then they looked at it and went well it's not very good is
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it no we should probably M and do a good job it's Star Wars sake well they said
35:35
the tone was the problem again I don't know if this is true this is some
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website makingstarwars.net I don't think that's affiliated with Disney in any way
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but they said uh they the rumors are
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that because it ends right before episode 4 uh and it didn't have any of
35:54
the light-hearted moments that all the other star films have yeah cuz this one
35:59
the the from what I believe like everyone's just going to die yeah right
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apparently it's it's very dire so yeah
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so they said yeah no we need to maybe
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maybe lighten that up a little bit so I don't know this I just don't like that
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this has had to happen because it doesn't bode well you know cuz yeah I
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mean look this could this could be all exaggerated yeah it might be fine but it
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just I don't know 40% seems like a lot especially if you're like look this
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bumps up against another film starts off the action we feel it's a bit of a
36:36
downer ending maybe you guys can go out and shoot 40% of the film again yeah
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they've had to rebuild 32 sets apparently yeah so it's no no small
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undertaking seemingly but again I mean this might not be true maybe it's just a
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couple of scenes maybe it's you know they like ah that that didn't turn out
36:55
so great let's let's just redo that bit I know you've linked to this uh article
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here from making star wars.com but I also read about this on variety yeah you
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know which gets it from The Source yeah
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and uh they' said much the same so okay all right well I'm finding this this is
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a quote just on what the star war St there it was not um Gareth Edward's
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fault as mcari Christopher mcari was still hadn't finished the draft when
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much of the film had been shot how does that happen oh they keep doing that that
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happens a lot I yeah unfortunately that happens more often than you'd think cuz
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You' think never yeah like you're shooting most of the film before the
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scripts finished that's how um the second and third Pirates of the
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Caribbean films were made like in their entirety they Bas they literally had the
37:47
screenwriters on set delivering pages to be fair I think Empire Strikes Back the
37:54
same way yeah right really yeah we could we could slag it off by naming a bunch
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of [ __ ] films where that happened but I actually think that happens more often
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than well may I think that's crazy maybe this is going to be the best Star Wars film ever
38:07
then maybe it is looks [ __ ] good they just need to change that [ __ ]
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Sirens you mean the sound of Luke having sex with his whatever that was that thing called
38:19
again the ice
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throat yeah the ice throat the ice that
38:26
yeah the name of this sexto and the name of this podcast ice throat ice
38:33
throat I I I like the idea of it being sort of a little bit darker I think I do
38:39
too but by the same token I understand cuz I mean even the force awakens I felt
38:45
like it was darker than the prequels in a good way but it still had some funny
38:49
stuff in it and I appreciate those moments along with that Empire's got
38:54
some some light moments in it yeah look I can I can understand too because
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obviously it would be your instinct to make this dark especially if you grew up
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loving Star Wars and thinking that the prequels are [ __ ] right everyone in our
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generation does so if you got your hands on this you'd go [ __ ] balls out dark
39:12
with this you know what I mean you'd make it so serious philosophically
39:17
intricate you know and then you'd hand it in and the studio would be go great
39:22
where are the fight scenes where's the wacky character who falls over yeah it's
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got to be bring back Jer I I'll leave I'm sorry silence and
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it's just back to you and me Matt all right no one deserves you can come back
39:40
you can come back so did somebody see 10 Cloverfield
39:44
Lane yeah I watched I watched it finally I uh you say finally it feels like it's
39:51
only just come out yeah no it's been been out for a while ah man it's really it's really
39:57
good I really enjoy it yeah yeah it's great what is it uh 10 Cloverfield Lane
40:03
it's uh I think I feel like they named it 10 Cloverfield Lane right and you
40:08
know it's a bad robot film so you know that it's related to Cloverfield right
40:11
I'm not I'm not spoiling anything by telling you guys that like you you you
40:14
picked up on that right yes and You' SE have you seen the trailer y people in
40:19
his basement I remember it now cool people trapped in a bomb shelter because
40:25
something has happened and then as it go goes on it does a really good job of
40:30
flipping things and making you go oh is that really what's happening and or oh
40:36
okay no is that really what's happening and yeah I thought it did a really good
40:40
job this is the one where it starts off where like there's a woman she's helding
40:44
in a bum shelter isn't it yeah that's that's yeah you see all that in the
40:48
trailer I'm trying I don't want to spoil anything if I can avoid it because I
40:50
really do think well you know what I didn't even know it was out yet so that
40:53
I know it's out I'll watch it for next week yeah no you should it's really good
40:57
I might watch it on the plane tomorrow it's um you know it's got John Goodman
41:02
who is [ __ ] great in it I love John Goodman how did he come a long way since
41:06
Roseanne he sure has hey Roseanne was written by Jos Weeden all right hey
41:11
Roseanne was a great show but just feel he's really moved on from it rosan
41:16
hasn't well she doesn't have to she's probably [ __ ] still sitting on a pile
41:19
of money that she made during that [Laughter]
41:25
time um uh yeah and it's got uh is it Mary
41:30
Elizabeth Winstead is her name yeah yeah yeah she's yeah she's greatting it of
41:35
the fappening fame is that so not fapple I mean the fappening no
41:42
that's different she's not Mountain Dew she's not apple flavored she might be
41:47
actually I don't know didn't come up in the film do not know even in the end
41:52
credits didn't have a little bracket no I didn't pay attention I I'll watch it
41:57
again I'll watch it again just to make sure watch it again all right well I
41:59
highly recommend it so yeah I maybe I shouldn't say too much because I don't
42:02
want to give too much away at all if you guys are going to watch it cuz i' yeah
42:06
it's a good um it's a good it's a good mystery yeah it kept me kept me I could
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go a good mystery Matt okay yeah it kept me guessing could have you guys played
42:14
any video games um oh yes no sort of good answer
42:21
elaborate um I've just been trying to get my achievement cuz I really slow
42:26
down getting my achievement while I've been sort of getting married and going
42:28
into honeymoons and things sure so I sort of spent the weekend just playing
42:33
games just to boost a little bit I played fighting games fighting games yeah like
42:40
Tekken oh God I hate Tekken how what did
42:43
you play Tekken on Xbox 360 I didn't even know there was a Tekken on Xbox 360
42:49
Tekken 6 Tekken Tag Tournament and I also played from Soul Caliber that's alliterative the
42:55
iterative crap and I'm now over playing fighting games
43:01
yeah I got over them before you even mentioned them yeah I I got over them in
43:06
the late 90s I I was never under
43:11
them I wasn't especially under them either I used to play Street Fighter 2 a
43:17
lot uh the arcade machine oh yeah Street Fighter 2 for yeah and Mortal Kombat
43:23
sorry Mortal Combat
43:29
uh I was always more of a fan of the kind of sidescrolling Buddy Fight games like
43:35
Double Dragon oh yeah than uh Streets of Rage one-onone of Streets of Rage yeah
43:42
yeah it's because you have good taste in well did you know that we now have
43:47
Fallout 4 mods on our X bones I did know
43:51
this I haven't tried any of them out yet
43:54
I I had a look um mm yeah you've got to you got to go in um turn them on it
44:01
disables achievements if you're using mods which I think is fair because
44:05
otherwise you know you could just install that mod that gives you all the
44:08
achievements yep uh and it's got there's some interesting stuff in there and you
44:13
guys you guys are going to going to get mad at me but I actually I I checked
44:18
some out and then I went to the game and I just got bored and so I turned it off
44:23
have you B with the game or you got bored with the mods I got bored the game
44:27
I just I just don't think I like Fallout 4 very much for some reason I I can't
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get into it I can tell you that Matt you don't like it I can't get into it I
44:35
don't know what it is I was I thought some of the mods might help like there's
44:39
a mod that um changes it so that in instead of just you know a word to
44:45
describe what you're going to say next it actually just lists the dialogue so
44:48
you can choose more effectively what you want to say um okay so I thought that
44:53
might help um and then I'm trying to find some good armor mods cuz I I don't
44:58
like the armor in it I think my guy looks like an idiot um the way the way
45:02
he's dressed dressed like an idiot what's he doing walking around like that
45:05
in Wasteland what is he doing so yeah I don't know I think maybe the biggest
45:12
problem get him some nice clothes M no I couldn't find anything appealing um and
45:16
like I said I was like I just I I think I CU they're really the only kind of
45:20
mods i' want you know what I mean I you know don't really care about the
45:24
intricacies of it but I might want to uh I don't know put some different clothes
45:29
on my guun I don't think you get any sort of what type of different clothes
45:34
are you talking are you want to see what run around naked or no no no like well
45:39
for example I had I not want that because I don't think you're going to
45:44
get that on the Xbox version yeah probably not I had some cool no but
45:49
aren't they saying that you've got to mod them on the PC then you put it up
45:53
onto their server and you can access them from anywhere PC box or PS4 there
45:58
is that when I went on there the number one mod at the time was one to give give
46:05
your uh lady character biger boobies that's number one is bigger boobies
46:11
so yep um well I I had in the game I had
46:16
like uh I think it was called like a drifter's outfit or something and it was
46:20
like a it was like cool kind of mad Maxi looking clothes and kind of just
46:25
describes what you wear day day right and so I was like oh that looks cool but
46:30
the the it was rubbish and I have to if I want to you get you know better armor
46:34
I've got to wear the you know I've got at the moment I've got these stupid Army
46:39
fatigues that are all baggy and silly looking and he's got he's just got bits
46:43
of metal stuck on him like it just doesn't look very good to me I was I
46:48
feel ridiculous every time I running around and I go oh yeah cool I go to
46:51
talk to somebody and I'm like I look like that look like an
46:54
idiot they did try something new with the armor in this one and I I won't say
46:59
it's 100% Su yeah I don't like it yeah I saw what I was trying to do with the
47:04
fact like you can wear clothes and then put armor over the top but I just spend
47:07
a lot of time trying to work out just give me the best stuff I can wear I
47:10
don't really care so much what I look like and give me a good suit of armor
47:14
don't make me like figure out if I'm wearing the right [ __ ] legs and arms
47:19
and yeah see I'm opposite of Luke I'm like I don't care if the stats are bad
47:24
as long as I look cool yeah I'm not out there to look good I'm
47:29
out there to find my child I'm role playing and I'm like I'm not walking
47:33
around looking like that embarrassing never be caught dead
47:38
in the Wasteland I I I find my son
47:41
looking like this son son dad get away I still haven't found my son yet I haven't
47:48
either oh wow I'm not I haven't actually even I don't think I've played that much
47:52
of it I well L you clearly haven't played that much either
47:58
actually did I find him to the
48:03
Institute no I'm not did you meet anyone at the Institute did I meet my son I met
48:08
that old guy yeah did he say anything that is my son is
48:15
son spil that's my son isn't it I did meet my son no just just met this old
48:20
man looked a lot like [Laughter]
48:25
me yeah it's bit a while since I've played it probably does sound silly to
48:29
someone who's never played the game cuz like why would you send me an old man
48:31
because you've frozen for a long time anyway um but I am up to 400 Days
48:37
Straight of achievements that's impressive did that today wow before I
48:43
got on this podcast I was playing some FIFA have you played Doom no I haven't
48:49
got it yet Dan have you played Doom I haven't but I am pretty Keen once I'm in
48:55
the same country for more than a day to have it go with that well I talked about
48:59
it a bit last time I'll say it again it's [ __ ] great it's just great
49:05
you've played a bit more of it now I have I got the hell I'm in hell uh in a
49:10
good way and uh yeah it's real good I'm just it's it's the best shooter I've
49:16
played in a very long time I don't even like Shooters generally speaking but
49:19
this is fun like there's [ __ ] demons spawning in everywhere [ __ ]
49:24
industrial heavy guitars playing you get like the the glory kills where
49:30
you rip their [ __ ] arms off and beat them to death with them and stuff it's
49:33
great it's very um like the pace of it is good yeah from what I've heard it's
49:38
like a very much you got to keep moving it's not a stand still and no no if you
49:41
stand in the one spot you're [ __ ] you just keep running around and like
49:44
[ __ ] punching would you stand in the one spot well it's not I guess it's you
49:48
know like in a sh the old Doom you wouldn't be like oh I'll just hang here
49:51
for a bit yeah I'm just going to hang him well people do they stand behind the
49:54
corner and shoot out at stuff like you can't do that they'll just come
49:57
[ __ ] yeah no you got to keep running around it feels very much like the
50:01
playing the original uh but with [ __ ] awesome graphics and like I said the
50:06
soundtrack's awesome by guy called Mick Gordon who's from Queensland actually
50:10
he's a a musician from Queensland good job Mick he doesn't know who I am might
50:16
be our geek of the week he might be I'll play him the jingle we're g to kill him
50:22
yeah sorry Mick uh traditionally the geek of the week dies of AIDS
50:27
before he becomes geek of the week but uh or should we not make him geek of the
50:32
week then we're going to have to arrange it for after man if you want this [ __ ] to die
50:39
of AIDS you've only to say the word is that Terry's
50:46
cousin very large [Laughter]
50:51
youo that's a coincidence oh I I W playing I won't play the jingle I I wouldn't wish that
50:58
on Mick imagine you played the jingle and then we found out at eight yeah I
51:03
did the other day play the jingle for Muhammad Ali bam gone dead of AIDS dead
51:08
of AIDS instant is he a geek of a week then no I'm going to be honest I don't
51:15
know a whole lot about Muhammad Ali remember he changed his
51:20
name you remember that do you yeah Luke cuz Luke was like good day
51:26
mate Bill he's like oh my name's Muhammad now yeah I'll never forget that
51:31
again you think his name used to be bill yeah Bill Ali
51:37
yeah Bali H people are going to be mad at us
51:43
me people are going to be mad at me I know he was a boxer uh he was mad
51:49
yeah yeah yeah I'm not I'm not dissing him I just don't know anything about him
51:54
because I I thought he was a boxer right so and then just a he was just a nice
51:57
guy after it he was he was a an activist
52:02
uh for black Americans okay also
52:06
famously stung like a bee a a sharp but
52:11
um but manageable pain unless you're allergic to in which
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