Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / Dan Puts His Foot Down | Thursday November 14, 2024
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- 0:26Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
- 0:31Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
- 0:35Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, November fourteenth,
- 0:42Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. We are just a bit of a
- 0:49Speaker 1: day away from Friday, which is good for all of
- 0:52Speaker 1: us for many reasons. But any new day is another
- 1:03Speaker 1: day separating one man from a really boneheaded mistake. I
- 1:12Speaker 1: believe his name is double check on his name, but
- 1:15Speaker 1: I think his name is Will Jordan. But I need
- 1:20Speaker 1: to start this show today by asking you, Trey and
- 1:24Speaker 1: Eu Raj, is this the worst answer ever given on
- 1:36Speaker 1: Wheel of Fortune?
- 1:39Speaker 2: I like to buy you, Well, you're gonna get three us.
- 1:45Speaker 2: I like to solve the puzzle.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's hear it.
- 1:48Speaker 4: Treat yourself a round of sausage.
- 1:56Speaker 1: When you look at the letters on the board. No,
- 2:03Speaker 1: I mean not even really close at all on that.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Uh let me let me just I'm gonna play that
- 2:11Speaker 1: again so we can all take that in a little bit.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Because this is a guy who's been a fan of
- 2:14Speaker 1: the show for a very very long time, his whole life,
- 2:18Speaker 1: kind of like all of us. I believe Will of
- 2:21Speaker 1: Fortune is older than all of us as far as
- 2:24Speaker 1: how long it's been on the air or very close
- 2:25Speaker 1: to it. I grew up watching it, Trey, you're flipping
- 2:28Speaker 1: me off. I'm sorry. Are you older than Wheel of Fortune?
- 2:31Speaker 2: I believe so.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you need to put that. Are you
- 2:37Speaker 1: currently do you currently have an online dating profile? Because
- 2:40Speaker 1: if so, that needs to be your little headline older
- 2:43Speaker 1: than Wheel of Fortune.
- 2:44Speaker 3: I remember Wheel of Fortune when you could go shopping,
- 2:46Speaker 3: like you could go you could buy, like there was
- 2:48Speaker 3: the Dalmatian that everybody got, like the porcelain Dalmatian, Like
- 2:52Speaker 3: whatever money you wont like, they put your head in
- 2:54Speaker 3: a little circle and that would like kind of take
- 2:55Speaker 3: you around their little shop and you could buy like
- 2:57Speaker 3: a recliner or a TV that stuff.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:02Speaker 5: Wheel of Fortune started at nineteen seventy five, so Raj
- 3:07Speaker 5: and I are both same age or older.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I was born the year Wheel of Fortune started.
- 3:14Speaker 1: So you guys got your AARP invitations in the mail
- 3:19Speaker 1: at the same time that Wheel of Fortune.
- 3:21Speaker 3: Did you know that you can sign up for ARP
- 3:24Speaker 3: now at any age, So Dan, you should probably get
- 3:28Speaker 3: it that way. We all have it that way, we
- 3:30Speaker 3: can use like a triple discount if we need it.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think at that point they just
- 3:34Speaker 1: have to pay us to use stuff.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Right, that's the Indian idea.
- 3:40Speaker 1: I'm with you, buddy, I'm right there with you.
- 3:42Speaker 6: Yeah, I like them sor.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Right, let's start this for is this the worst guess
- 3:49Speaker 1: ever on Wheel of Fortune?
- 3:51Speaker 3: I like to buy you.
- 3:53Speaker 7: Well, you're gonna get three years.
- 3:57Speaker 2: I like to solve the problem.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's hear it.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Treat yourself a round of sausage.
- 4:04Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's not it.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Over to Katina. I like to solve Okay, give yourself
- 4:10Speaker 3: a round of applause. Yeah, that's it, you know, In
- 4:17Speaker 3: all honesty, I liked his answer better. I would treat
- 4:20Speaker 3: myself to a round of sausage.
- 4:21Speaker 1: You know what. Listen to you? Then you if Ryan
- 4:24Speaker 1: Seacrest ever leaves as the host of Will of Fortune,
- 4:27Speaker 1: you guys, I think you're up for a I think
- 4:29Speaker 1: you're up for the gig.
- 4:30Speaker 2: Just listen to this.
- 4:32Speaker 8: Although well I kind of like yours better.
- 4:36Speaker 9: Than clapping.
- 4:38Speaker 5: See, I'm on Seacrest level, and you know what I
- 4:42Speaker 5: have to say is something I didn't even realize that
- 4:46Speaker 5: with Seacrest and not this one. An older clip with
- 4:48Speaker 5: Pat Sajack. He blends right in.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Say Jack two point zero.
- 4:58Speaker 1: This is one of those beautiful times where you think
- 5:03Speaker 1: you've got it, and in the middle of him guessing this,
- 5:09Speaker 1: he realizes, oh no, I am way off, but he's
- 5:11Speaker 1: already committed, so like halfway through his guess, he knows
- 5:15Speaker 1: he's wrong, but he's just like, I'm just gonna finish saying.
- 5:18Speaker 3: So also, well, a fortunate because it's in Culver City
- 5:22Speaker 3: and we used to get like on the Actors Resource,
- 5:25Speaker 3: we would get the little notification like if you want
- 5:27Speaker 3: to go be an audience member, they'll give you eight
- 5:28Speaker 3: dollars eight hours, you get seventy dollars in a box lunch,
- 5:33Speaker 3: so the audience is paid. So you have to also
- 5:37Speaker 3: guess that maybe he's a bigger guy, the one who's solving,
- 5:40Speaker 3: and maybe he didn't eat. And he was like, you
- 5:43Speaker 3: know what I'm gonna after I solve this puzzle, I'm
- 5:45Speaker 3: gonna treat myself to a round of sausage. And that's
- 5:49Speaker 3: all he saw.
- 5:50Speaker 1: That makes sense because I mean, when some people get hungry,
- 5:53Speaker 1: that's that's all they can focus on. I mean, Snickers
- 5:56Speaker 1: has a whole ad campaign based around that like you're
- 5:58Speaker 1: at you when you're hungry. So this makes sense. I
- 6:01Speaker 1: mean he's probably just hungry, he's got sausages on the brain.
- 6:04Speaker 1: But but but listen to him, like halfway through years.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I like to solve the problem.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's hear it.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Treat yourself a round of sausage. You could even hear
- 6:18Speaker 1: him right in there.
- 6:19Speaker 3: Here's a little I think he says. No, I think
- 6:22Speaker 3: that's what he says, a round of sausage.
- 6:28Speaker 1: It's an Oh no, I've I've completely screwed this up.
- 6:34Speaker 1: I'm not gonna win.
- 6:35Speaker 3: I think the worst response was just a few weeks before,
- 6:39Speaker 3: say Jack left, is when some guy said something about
- 6:42Speaker 3: in the butt. Yep, that's that's probably the worst one.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, see see there there's a difference because
- 6:48Speaker 1: to me, like in Will of Fortune, that's two different categories.
- 6:52Speaker 1: I believe when the guy I believe when the guy
- 6:54Speaker 1: guesses right in the butt. That may be the funniest
- 6:58Speaker 1: answer ever given on Will of four. But this may
- 7:01Speaker 1: be the worst answer because those letters of what he's
- 7:04Speaker 1: saying versus what they're showing don't come anywhere close to matching.
- 7:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how far away from the thing, are
- 7:12Speaker 3: they Maybe he didn't bring his glasses and he so
- 7:15Speaker 3: combined a bad vision and hungry.
- 7:17Speaker 1: It's a huge light up board. If you can't see that,
- 7:21Speaker 1: then then he's okay. You'd be allowed to play, you'd
- 7:24Speaker 1: be legal and blind. Lordon touch it for braille.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Perspective wise, like Vana's head is the size of one
- 7:31Speaker 3: of the tiles. Look if you're looking at it right now. So,
- 7:34Speaker 3: I mean, depending on how far away he doesn't have
- 7:36Speaker 3: his glasses, he's very hungry. He's a big guy. Culver
- 7:41Speaker 3: City has a few places that have sausage.
- 7:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna a little dyslexia maybe, you know, maybe a
- 7:50Speaker 1: little dyslexia, maybe a little dyslexia. So you mentioned how
- 7:53Speaker 1: Pat Sajacker's retired now and he's no longer the host,
- 7:56Speaker 1: but Ryan Seacrest is taken over, but there is still
- 8:00Speaker 1: a say Jack on the payroll at will Foot because uh,
- 8:05Speaker 1: the daughter of Pat say Jack, Maggie say Jack, is
- 8:08Speaker 1: in charge, I guess of of social media stuff for
- 8:13Speaker 1: Wheel of Fortune. So on the show, she talks to
- 8:16Speaker 1: the contestants between games, and this is where the next
- 8:20Speaker 1: part after will has flubbed this guest now he has
- 8:23Speaker 1: to go do the do the talk of shame with Maggie.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Say Jack, Yeah, hey, let me let me pull this
- 8:30Speaker 1: up for you real quick. M mmmmmmmmmmm. Here it is there,
- 8:36Speaker 1: I found it right here we go, all right.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Will, we had a little miss in the first game.
- 8:42Speaker 1: That's okay. Did you walk me through how you're feeling?
- 8:44Speaker 10: Yeah, I tell you when the lights are on and
- 8:46Speaker 10: you know the stars and Ryan secrets Vanah White, it's
- 8:50Speaker 10: I just went blank. But if your dad in retirement
- 8:53Speaker 10: is watching the show, maybe cracks a beer and gets
- 8:55Speaker 10: a laugh, it was worth it.
- 8:59Speaker 3: I think he got the wrong answer, just to talk
- 9:01Speaker 3: to her, you think so, Yes, I would. I would
- 9:08Speaker 3: say that even if there were three letters on the board,
- 9:10Speaker 3: I would still stay. Treat yourself a round of sausages
- 9:13Speaker 3: just just to walk.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Over, Wouldn't that be? I think I think a better
- 9:16Speaker 1: guest than would have been treat yourself to a round
- 9:19Speaker 1: of say Jack, oh, yeah, that's that's likely. If that's
- 9:24Speaker 1: all you want to do, then every guest that you
- 9:26Speaker 1: try on Will of Fortune should just be I love Maggie,
- 9:29Speaker 1: say Jack.
- 9:32Speaker 3: I'm going to try to get on the show to
- 9:34Speaker 3: just do that. That's all I'm gonna say in every
- 9:38Speaker 3: like speed round or whatever. I love Maggie Sage. That's it.
- 9:42Speaker 1: Uh, maybe you tag every guess with it, like I'd
- 9:45Speaker 1: like to sell the puzzle. Give yourself a round of
- 9:47Speaker 1: a puzz. I love Maggie, Say Jack. By the way,
- 9:51Speaker 1: will hear the contestant who's waited all his life to
- 9:54Speaker 1: be on the show and gave a horrible answer whether
- 9:56Speaker 1: or not it was planned to talk to Maggie say Jack.
- 10:00Speaker 1: He has another problem on his hands because he's a
- 10:02Speaker 1: police officer, and police officers one thing they love doing,
- 10:07Speaker 1: in addition to enforcing the law is cranking one another
- 10:12Speaker 1: and giving each other a hard time. And he now
- 10:14Speaker 1: gets to live with this and he knows it and
- 10:16Speaker 1: gets to laugh. It was worth Okay.
- 10:17Speaker 7: I will make sure that we tune in that night.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Okay, that's the promise.
- 10:21Speaker 10: And I'm sure I'm gonna have sausages in my locker
- 10:24Speaker 10: in police car when I get back, so well, we'll
- 10:26Speaker 10: try to have some fun.
- 10:29Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that's exactly what's gonna happen. It's gonna
- 10:34Speaker 3: open his door and cocktail weenies are just gonna come
- 10:37Speaker 3: a f line.
- 10:38Speaker 1: I think in his fantasy. It's not He's not the
- 10:41Speaker 1: one surrounded by sausages, but it's it's Maggie say Jack
- 10:44Speaker 1: that is.
- 10:46Speaker 2: But for the record, Randy Marsh had the worst answer
- 10:50Speaker 2: on Wheel of Fortune is.
- 10:53Speaker 1: That the dad from stands Dad stands Dad from South Park.
- 10:59Speaker 3: Oh. Yes, people who are annoying.
- 11:04Speaker 1: You know what for today, let's just leave that right there.
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- 11:25Speaker 1: That is easily the worst answer ever. I'm really fortune,
- 11:28Speaker 1: But that's not an official Wheel of Fortune episode. So yeah,
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- 13:49Speaker 1: I got a little distracted right before we started the
- 13:52Speaker 1: show today because right around the time we were supposed
- 13:55Speaker 1: to start I got a phone call from my wife
- 13:58Speaker 1: and she knew that we were about to start and everything.
- 14:01Speaker 1: And so if she's calling her figure something's wrong, and
- 14:05Speaker 1: something is wrong, something terrible has happened. There's really no
- 14:09Speaker 1: other way to put it. So I'm just gonna tell
- 14:11Speaker 1: you guys now, my wife found a puppy on the road,
- 14:16Speaker 1: and I now don't know not only what the rest
- 14:20Speaker 1: of my day is going to be like but perhaps
- 14:22Speaker 1: the next twelve to fourteen years.
- 14:25Speaker 3: I can guess what the day is going to be like.
- 14:28Speaker 3: You're going to go shopping for like two toys in
- 14:29Speaker 3: a bed and you got to give it a name,
- 14:32Speaker 3: a vet visit.
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- 14:46Speaker 1: Treehouse on eragmail dot com. This has happened before. That's
- 14:52Speaker 1: how we have our cat Warren because Tara was leaving
- 14:56Speaker 1: work one fine afternoon many years ago and a little
- 14:59Speaker 1: kid and walked out into the middle of the road.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Technically it was an alleyway behind the building where she
- 15:05Speaker 1: worked at the time, and this little kitten just kind
- 15:07Speaker 1: of meanders out in front of her civic And now
- 15:12Speaker 1: like eight years later, we've got a huge cat is
- 15:16Speaker 1: named Warren. Despite the fact I didn't want cats anymore,
- 15:20Speaker 1: I grew up with cats. I love cats. Have nothing
- 15:22Speaker 1: against cats other than they pee on things. And I
- 15:25Speaker 1: hate cleaning litter boxes. Hate them with a passion. Can't
- 15:28Speaker 1: stand it, totally hate it. It's one of my least
- 15:30Speaker 1: favorite things. But here I am cleaning one almost every
- 15:33Speaker 1: damn day. And I also grew up with cats in
- 15:37Speaker 1: my family and they really like to pee on things,
- 15:40Speaker 1: and so that's another reason why I'm not a big
- 15:43Speaker 1: fan of owning or having cats. Keeping in mind, again,
- 15:46Speaker 1: I love them, but I do know that sort of
- 15:50Speaker 1: sort of like the law, sort of like the Supreme Court,
- 15:53Speaker 1: a precedent has been set, and that is in the
- 15:59Speaker 1: case of Dan versus the lost kitten, I have lost,
- 16:04Speaker 1: and I am precedent that has been set. And now
- 16:07Speaker 1: that my wife has found another four legged creature in
- 16:09Speaker 1: the road, I'm I'm afraid that it's going to happen again.
- 16:14Speaker 1: And we we we said we don't want that, but
- 16:18Speaker 1: now I'm afraid.
- 16:19Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 16:21Speaker 1: No, you're not. You're loving this, are you?
- 16:23Speaker 5: Are you really going to try to sit here and
- 16:25Speaker 5: say that just in the in the case of of
- 16:28Speaker 5: Tara v.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Dan, that your only l is on cat.
- 16:34Speaker 1: We're only talking about this, I think we did you
- 16:39Speaker 1: know there's a broader room in the case. No, no, no,
- 16:41Speaker 1: well you're bringing up right now this is irrelevant to
- 16:43Speaker 1: the case at hand, sir.
- 16:46Speaker 2: Okay, let's uh tell me a case where Dan was victorious.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Hey on, I think I think I've got the book.
- 16:59Speaker 1: I think I've got a note in my phone. Give
- 17:00Speaker 1: me a moment here, it's so I can pull one up.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Let's see all right times that I've won. Boy, scroll down,
- 17:08Speaker 1: got a past movies and TV shows I want to watch. Uh,
- 17:11Speaker 1: there's marketing ideas for the show. Uh, let's see. I
- 17:17Speaker 1: seem to have misplaced my list, and I swear it's happened.
- 17:27Speaker 1: And here's and and here's here's what maybe one of
- 17:29Speaker 1: the biggest I don't want to say bad things or
- 17:35Speaker 1: kicks in the crotch, whatever it's, because it's not a
- 17:38Speaker 1: bad thing. I mean, if the fact that it's not
- 17:41Speaker 1: just a dog she found in the road is a
- 17:42Speaker 1: puppy mm hmm, and it's it's it's she's already sent
- 17:47Speaker 1: a photo and it's like in the car just next door,
- 17:50Speaker 1: so because she could get it out of the road.
- 17:53Speaker 1: So it's a puppy, which makes it even tougher because
- 17:56Speaker 1: puppies are really cute. I do though, Trey, you like
- 18:00Speaker 1: to point this out a lot, especially when we talk
- 18:02Speaker 1: about the Dallas Cowboys. I try to find a positive
- 18:05Speaker 1: angle in things, not all the time, but just try
- 18:09Speaker 1: to balance out stuff to try to avoid the doom
- 18:12Speaker 1: and gloom nature of our world. I try to find
- 18:14Speaker 1: at least one little sign of hope, and that is
- 18:19Speaker 1: at least this time, the four legged creature my wife
- 18:21Speaker 1: found in a road wasn't a goat, so it's an improvement.
- 18:27Speaker 1: And we do not and we do not currently own
- 18:29Speaker 1: a goat. So i've i've that that's one right there,
- 18:33Speaker 1: that that's a w tra We do not own a goat.
- 18:35Speaker 2: Ah, you sure you want to you want to get
- 18:39Speaker 2: cocky with that?
- 18:40Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we don't own a goat yet.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Yes, yeah you could. Hey, listen, take it's not a cat.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, Yeah.
- 18:51Speaker 1: There you go.
- 18:51Speaker 2: There's two.
- 18:52Speaker 1: There's there's two. There's two pieces of good news about
- 18:55Speaker 1: my wife finding a puppy in the road. One it's
- 18:57Speaker 1: not a goat a goat, and two it's not a cat,
- 18:59Speaker 1: all right, So that's not something.
- 19:00Speaker 3: But you know, she could have just, you know, instead
- 19:02Speaker 3: of putting it in the car, because I'm assuming there's
- 19:05Speaker 3: other puppies somewhere else and then probably a mom somewhere.
- 19:09Speaker 3: If it was wandering in the road, she could have
- 19:10Speaker 3: just moved it back into like where the direction it
- 19:13Speaker 3: was coming from and maybe it would have wandered back
- 19:16Speaker 3: and found its brothers and sisters it's mom.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Or or it was dumped by an a hole owner.
- 19:22Speaker 3: You never know that is true that that that does
- 19:24Speaker 3: happen quite a bit. I've seen that happen, especially here
- 19:28Speaker 3: in Mesquith. There's a lot of dogs getting dropped off
- 19:32Speaker 3: go out.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Into the country.
- 19:33Speaker 1: It's it's very, very common every weekend. And the thing
- 19:37Speaker 1: that I'm worried about is if I try to put
- 19:38Speaker 1: my foot down and tell my wife, no, you cannot
- 19:42Speaker 1: keep that puppy you just found in the road. No,
- 19:48Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the one that gets dumped on the
- 19:50Speaker 1: side of the road.
- 19:52Speaker 3: And then there's gonna be some other podcast. But like
- 19:54Speaker 3: you know what, my wife found a Dan.
- 19:58Speaker 1: I told her he didn't want anymore. I've tired clean
- 20:00Speaker 1: enough after his box.
- 20:03Speaker 3: And why does Dan poop in a box?
- 20:06Speaker 2: Because his wife thought him.
- 20:10Speaker 1: It was punishment for me trying to put my foot
- 20:12Speaker 1: down that one time.
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- 21:16Speaker 12: the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting
- 21:20Speaker 12: liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it
- 21:25Speaker 12: has nowhere to go, it will come back in the
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- 22:34Speaker 1: random question for you, is that an Indian in your cupboard? Now?
- 22:42Speaker 1: It sounds a little out of context because it is,
- 22:46Speaker 1: unless you've been watching the news this week, in which
- 22:49Speaker 1: case that might make a little bit of sense because
- 22:52Speaker 1: even earlier today Raj did a little little fist pump
- 22:56Speaker 1: action at me saying like, we got one, we got
- 22:59Speaker 1: one in the White House. We do we got because
- 23:03Speaker 1: on the heels of Donald Trump winning the presidential election,
- 23:07Speaker 1: for the second time, because now they're on the heels
- 23:11Speaker 1: of the victory. Now they got to start staffing up
- 23:14Speaker 1: for the transition and change of power to happen January twentieth.
- 23:20Speaker 1: So we're in that we're in that time where they
- 23:22Speaker 1: got to start figuring out who's going to do what
- 23:25Speaker 1: in the new administration. And so this week there's been
- 23:29Speaker 1: a flurry of announcements about Donald Trump's appointees in the
- 23:34Speaker 1: White House, and this is one that made Raj super
- 23:39Speaker 1: super happy, and it's one that has made me giggle
- 23:44Speaker 1: NonStop since I since I saw this headline. Trump announces
- 23:49Speaker 1: musk Ramaswami will lead newly created Department of Government Efficiency.
- 23:58Speaker 3: Yeah, and my happiness was sorry chasm by the way, No.
- 24:04Speaker 1: Well, my joy, My joy is derived from the fact
- 24:08Speaker 1: that Trump announced two heads of the new Department of
- 24:13Speaker 1: the Government for Efficiency. Because nothing screams efficiency more than
- 24:17Speaker 1: two people in charge of the same thing.
- 24:20Speaker 3: Mm hmm. And uh to one billionaire, one almost billionaire
- 24:24Speaker 3: uh in charge for efficiency. Okay, that works. And I'm
- 24:30Speaker 3: just I know the reason that I was happy about
- 24:32Speaker 3: vivik Ramaswami getting I just cannot wait to hear the
- 24:37Speaker 3: announcement from Trump, just to hear him mess up ramas
- 24:40Speaker 3: Swami's last name over and over and over again for
- 24:44Speaker 3: the next four years. He'll never get it right.
- 24:47Speaker 1: And you know what, I hope he doesn't because that
- 24:49Speaker 1: that'll that'll make for a great bet.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna be like, please welcome Chevek Pameswammy like
- 24:58Speaker 3: that's not that's not it at all.
- 25:00Speaker 9: Vivian, I don't I don't know what his name is,
- 25:08Speaker 9: but bring the Indian kid up here, bring the brown.
- 25:14Speaker 3: So we we do we have, we got Vivek and
- 25:17Speaker 3: Elon Defficient.
- 25:22Speaker 1: I'm just stuck on the whole thing of You're having
- 25:24Speaker 1: a new department called the Department of Government Efficiency, which
- 25:27Speaker 1: stands for you know, when you shorten it down to
- 25:30Speaker 1: the initials, it's doge acronym mm hmm, which I'm sure
- 25:35Speaker 1: makes Elon Musk happy. But I just can't get over
- 25:39Speaker 1: the irony of having two heads of the same department,
- 25:42Speaker 1: and that department is efficiency.
- 25:44Speaker 3: Yes, but it did.
- 25:45Speaker 1: It did get me thinking though about some of Trump's
- 25:49Speaker 1: other appointees, because you know, these aren't the only ones.
- 25:55Speaker 1: He's got two in that one job. But uh, you know,
- 25:58Speaker 1: President Trump's new government of appointees are drawing lots of headlines,
- 26:02Speaker 1: not the least of which is Elon and Remish Swami.
- 26:07Speaker 1: They say that right, No, that's the best part. Yeah,
- 26:11Speaker 1: I'll never I'll never get it right either. No, as
- 26:14Speaker 1: the heads of the Department of Government Efficiency.
- 26:18Speaker 2: Uh.
- 26:18Speaker 1: For example, there are some other appointees that Trump has
- 26:20Speaker 1: announced that is making headlines triumph. The insult Comic Dog
- 26:25Speaker 1: is taking over the Department of Defense, because if you're
- 26:31Speaker 1: at war with another country, don't you just want to
- 26:35Speaker 1: poop on them as well. Also, Chris Christie is in
- 26:42Speaker 1: charge of the National School Lunch Program.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna mean all it's gonna be. It's gonna
- 26:49Speaker 3: be a Golden Corral and every every high school.
- 26:52Speaker 1: I mean, look, you tell the kids around the country
- 26:54Speaker 1: that their eyes are going to light up and say,
- 26:56Speaker 1: hell yeah, this is making America great again.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Great feuntain next to the chocolate fountain.
- 27:03Speaker 1: MSNBC host Brian Williams is in charge of the Department
- 27:06Speaker 1: of Truth.
- 27:10Speaker 2: There I was.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood is heading up the Department of Furniture, because
- 27:17Speaker 1: that man knows a good chair when he sees one. Also,
- 27:24Speaker 1: another new appointee in Donald Trump's administration, Bill Burr is
- 27:31Speaker 1: going to be in charge of the Department of Positive Vibes.
- 27:37Speaker 1: And finally, of President Trump's new government appointees, the Predator
- 27:43Speaker 1: is the new head of Border Patrol.
- 27:48Speaker 3: That would actually be a good pic of all the
- 27:52Speaker 3: pixies had that would be I would be behind that one.
- 27:55Speaker 3: I wouldn't know it because he's invisible.
- 27:56Speaker 1: But but if you had the choice, behind him is
- 28:01Speaker 1: probably the smart location.
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- 29:03Speaker 1: Plumbingtexas dot com. We were just talking about how Elon
- 29:07Speaker 1: Musk is having a really good week being named to
- 29:11Speaker 1: the Trump Administration's head of Government Efficiency. Congratulations see Elon.
- 29:17Speaker 1: So while Elon's having himself a pretty good week, his
- 29:22Speaker 1: cyber truck is not.
- 29:27Speaker 2: It's had a bad year.
- 29:29Speaker 1: It has it has had a really down year. Cyber
- 29:33Speaker 1: truck owners are finding out the hard way that covering
- 29:37Speaker 1: their trucks with stickers to protect the bodywork might not
- 29:41Speaker 1: be the solution they think it is. For an electric
- 29:44Speaker 1: truck that's been touted as the perfect vehicle for the apocalypse,
- 29:48Speaker 1: the Tesla cyber truck is proving to be a bit
- 29:50Speaker 1: of a snowflake in the real world. Since deliveries of
- 29:54Speaker 1: the electric pickup started, Tesla's flagship has been damaged by water,
- 29:59Speaker 1: slippery Excellerator pedals, and even an angsty YouTuber. That was
- 30:04Speaker 1: when a YouTuber ran it through a durability test next
- 30:08Speaker 1: to an F one fifty and the cyber trucks frame snapped.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Oops.
- 30:14Speaker 3: Efficiency.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Yeah, now the truck's bodywork is being permanently damaged by
- 30:22Speaker 1: vinyl wraps and stickers that are being stuck to its
- 30:25Speaker 1: precious panels. Now we already knew, thanks to Trey, that
- 30:29Speaker 1: the stainless steel bodywork that Tesla fits to the cyber
- 30:32Speaker 1: truck wasn't really stainless after trucks were delivered with rust
- 30:36Speaker 1: marks picked up in transit. Also, the finger smudges all
- 30:42Speaker 1: over the doors, because Trey, ever since you brought that up,
- 30:45Speaker 1: anytime that I have seen a cyber truck, I immediately
- 30:48Speaker 1: looked to around the seams and the doors where the
- 30:51Speaker 1: handles are supposed to be, and the fingerprints are everywhere.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Tara and I were having brunch with friends in Lewis
- 31:00Speaker 1: filled and a cyber truck pulls up, and this family
- 31:03Speaker 1: of four gets out, And a cyber truck is definitely
- 31:09Speaker 1: not what I would picture as the ideal family vehicle,
- 31:12Speaker 1: especially knowing that the body is susceptible to fingerprints. You're
- 31:19Speaker 1: a family of four. Of that four, two of those
- 31:22Speaker 1: are children. You got little kid handprints all over that
- 31:27Speaker 1: cyber truck.
- 31:29Speaker 3: Well, and it doesn't come off the.
- 31:33Speaker 5: Acid or whatever, and the oil and acid in your
- 31:38Speaker 5: skin is reacts with the metal and snow. It almost
- 31:43Speaker 5: leaves like permanent smudges after a while. And I mean
- 31:46Speaker 5: not to mention, if you go look, especially not being sexist,
- 31:50Speaker 5: but cars that women drive, if you ever look around
- 31:54Speaker 5: the door handles, there's always scratches and everything else from
- 31:57Speaker 5: rings and everything else that so that that happens to
- 32:01Speaker 5: every vehicle.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Then you take this thing, yeah.
- 32:04Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just ugly like it's just just a
- 32:08Speaker 3: hideous looking car or truck or whatever it is.
- 32:12Speaker 1: And to me, it looks exactly like the soapbox Derby
- 32:18Speaker 1: car that my dad and I did when I was
- 32:20Speaker 1: in cub Scouts. Yeah so not that, not the actual
- 32:24Speaker 1: soapbox Derby where you get where you yourself as the child,
- 32:27Speaker 1: get in the homemade vehicle and go downhill. Now this
- 32:31Speaker 1: was the newer version of it where you just they
- 32:33Speaker 1: give you basically a block of wood and then you're
- 32:37Speaker 1: supposed to make your little soapbox Derby race car out
- 32:43Speaker 1: of the out of the wood block and then it
- 32:44Speaker 1: goes down a little ramp and then you see who wins.
- 32:47Speaker 1: But that's the shape of the one that I had
- 32:49Speaker 1: when I was in like second grade. It was just
- 32:51Speaker 1: like one angle and another angle and that was it.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Because I shouldn't be using power tools, that is true,
- 32:59Speaker 1: But I mean I was lucky just that it you
- 33:01Speaker 1: know that it had wheels.
- 33:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I just, uh, I don't understand the appeal of
- 33:08Speaker 3: the car and the stainless steel thing. I think even
- 33:12Speaker 3: DeLorean figured that out, like where he had like you
- 33:14Speaker 3: could buy whatever it was to like clean the car.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually a good point, because if it really
- 33:20Speaker 1: is stainless steel, and I don't think that it is,
- 33:22Speaker 1: but if it was, then wouldn't you be able to
- 33:24Speaker 1: get rid of all those fingerprint smudges by just using
- 33:27Speaker 1: that same cleaner that you're Can't you just use the
- 33:30Speaker 1: same cleaner that you use for your stainless refrigerator.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a stainless steel. It's I forgot it.
- 33:37Speaker 2: It's it's lighter weight, high tech.
- 33:39Speaker 3: Gotcha.
- 33:40Speaker 5: My favorite thing about you know, it's a meme that
- 33:44Speaker 5: goes around, you know, it's basically saying that, you know,
- 33:46Speaker 5: the cyber truck is just a Pontiac Aztec with PlayStation graphics, and.
- 33:53Speaker 2: If you look at it, it.
- 33:54Speaker 3: Is it is. I didn't even think about that exactly.
- 33:59Speaker 1: If they ever boot breaking bad, he's going to graduate
- 34:03Speaker 1: from the Pontiac Hazitec to the cyber truck.
- 34:11Speaker 3: I like how your cyber truck comes with a little
- 34:13Speaker 3: little little can of brasso, so you can they need
- 34:19Speaker 3: to clean the stainless steel, you know, refrigerator and or
- 34:22Speaker 3: your two hundred and fifty thousand dollars car use this
- 34:25Speaker 3: Like that's just yeah, that's terrible. I've seen so many
- 34:29Speaker 3: of them in the last couple of weeks. So I
- 34:30Speaker 3: don't know if they're like the shipments have come in
- 34:33Speaker 3: and now people are not realizing that they're No.
- 34:36Speaker 5: There's you know, they have I forgot what the number is,
- 34:39Speaker 5: but there are tens of thousands basically just sitting in
- 34:41Speaker 5: a lot somewhere that that because they know they're defective.
- 34:44Speaker 5: I get really sooner or later, Yes, Tesla's gonna have
- 34:47Speaker 5: to just eat it on that one and uh and
- 34:50Speaker 5: just go, yeah, this was just a big giant mistake
- 34:53Speaker 5: and yeah.
- 34:53Speaker 3: But I mean it also helps that the caller can
- 34:55Speaker 3: be recycled, so that's good. You can just throw it
- 34:57Speaker 3: in the recycling bin.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Well, now you can remake it into a walker for
- 35:03Speaker 1: old people, because that has more alterraining capabilities than the
- 35:06Speaker 1: cyber truck itself.
- 35:10Speaker 5: Now, it'll be a conundrum for Elon because as the
- 35:14Speaker 5: head of government efficiency, you know, he's also going to
- 35:16Speaker 5: take the government basically paid for the cyber truck and
- 35:19Speaker 5: you know all electric vehicles through subsidies, so you know,
- 35:22Speaker 5: there there's an inefficiency with which you know he can stop.
- 35:28Speaker 1: This sounds like a paradox.
- 35:30Speaker 2: It is a conundrum.
- 35:32Speaker 3: His first order of business is to cancel himself.
- 35:38Speaker 1: It turns out I wasn't very efficient on this one.
- 35:41Speaker 2: Well we'll change that. Only evs that work from from
- 35:46Speaker 2: this point forward.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Yeah, with a little footnote for historians that that Elon
- 35:54Speaker 1: sent the wrong tesla to space.
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- 36:51Speaker 1: There is a new sexiest man alive. I'll be honest.
- 36:59Speaker 1: I expected more fans fair out of the two of you.
- 37:01Speaker 6: That's the right.
- 37:02Speaker 3: No, I mean I think I saw it this morning. Uh.
- 37:05Speaker 3: And and good on him because when you when he
- 37:07Speaker 3: first joined the office, I would have not predicted that,
- 37:11Speaker 3: but they turned him into an action hero.
- 37:14Speaker 1: You're just stepping all over my big announcement, aren't you.
- 37:17Speaker 3: Oh No, I didn't say who it was really Yeah
- 37:22Speaker 3: Robinson hero, Yeah, Craig Robinson.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Duh, it's Dwight. Dwight is the sexiest man Rain Wilson.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Now there is a new sexiest man alive. It is,
- 37:36Speaker 1: of course, as Raj hinted, John Krasinski. At any point
- 37:43Speaker 1: in watching The Office, did you think that one day
- 37:47Speaker 1: Jim from the Office would be named sexiest man Alive?
- 37:52Speaker 3: No, I mean that's what I'm saying. Like he was
- 37:54Speaker 3: kind of a dowey, kind of a fun like sarcastic,
- 37:58Speaker 3: like a straight guy. Yeah, gradman for the for the punchlines.
- 38:02Speaker 3: It's the same like with Paul Rudd. Like when you
- 38:04Speaker 3: saw Paul Rudd on Friends, did you ever go well
- 38:07Speaker 3: last year? I think he was sexiest man alive? Was
- 38:10Speaker 3: Paul Rudd? I believe?
- 38:11Speaker 1: I mean devil check on that, But I think so Honestly,
- 38:15Speaker 1: you could go back to, you know, like you say,
- 38:17Speaker 1: like you were saying Paul Rudd on Friends. You go
- 38:19Speaker 1: back and say that guy right there one day is
- 38:22Speaker 1: going to be a superhero in a superhero movie. You'd
- 38:25Speaker 1: have been like, no, no, that's not gonna happen at all.
- 38:28Speaker 3: Yeah, but good for Krasinski. He's a good looking fella. Tall.
- 38:33Speaker 3: They they turned him, like I said, into an action
- 38:35Speaker 3: star and it worked like. It's one of those like
- 38:39Speaker 3: they tried that with Tyler Perry and that didn't go
- 38:41Speaker 3: so well. They took madea out of the dress and
- 38:45Speaker 3: try to put a gun in his hand. Didn't go
- 38:47Speaker 3: so well. But Jim from the office, they got him
- 38:50Speaker 3: out there and it looks good.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Yeah, the I will say, I love I love his
- 38:55Speaker 1: turn as Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan. I love the Jack
- 38:58Speaker 1: Ryan series. It the sexiest man a live. Announcement also
- 39:03Speaker 1: coincides with being able to promote that they're going to
- 39:09Speaker 1: do a new Jack Ryan movie with John Krasinsky reprising
- 39:13Speaker 1: the role. So, as it happens in Hollywood, nothing is
- 39:16Speaker 1: ever just the one thing that it is. There's usually
- 39:20Speaker 1: some other tie in in there, something to promote, something
- 39:23Speaker 1: to sell, And in this case, it's not just that
- 39:26Speaker 1: Krazinsky's sexiest Man Alive. It's also a nice tool to
- 39:30Speaker 1: announce that they're doing a Jack Ryan movie.
- 39:33Speaker 3: Yeah. I did not know. I didn't see that they
- 39:35Speaker 3: were doing the movie. But that's that's very cool. We'll
- 39:38Speaker 3: check that out. I enjoyed the Jack Ryan series as well.
- 39:41Speaker 2: So is it gonna be? I saw that last week?
- 39:45Speaker 2: Is it gonna be?
- 39:46Speaker 5: Is that an Amazon movie or is it gonna be
- 39:48Speaker 5: an actual box office movie?
- 39:50Speaker 1: You know what? I don't know. And here's the thing, Trey,
- 39:52Speaker 1: I don't think anyone else knows, because no, I'm serious, Like,
- 39:57Speaker 1: they're making movies right now and they don't know where
- 39:59Speaker 1: they're going to end up, so they're a really good
- 40:02Speaker 1: example of this lately was the new Clooney Brad Pitt
- 40:06Speaker 1: film Wolf's Right that was initially supposed to be a
- 40:11Speaker 1: theater release, and I don't know why, but they decided
- 40:15Speaker 1: not to release it in theaters instead sold it to streaming.
- 40:19Speaker 1: I guess the production company did, but Clooney and Pitt
- 40:23Speaker 1: I don't think had signed off on streaming stuff, so
- 40:27Speaker 1: they weren't going to make any additional residual money on
- 40:30Speaker 1: the streaming numbers. They were just paid as like a
- 40:33Speaker 1: normal box office film. So whenever the next actors and
- 40:39Speaker 1: Hollywood strike type negotiation happens, they need to figure that
- 40:44Speaker 1: out as well. Like AI was one thing, but they
- 40:46Speaker 1: also need to figure out if you're doing a movie,
- 40:48Speaker 1: the contracts are different if it's a release to theater
- 40:52Speaker 1: film versus a streaming film.
- 40:56Speaker 3: Interesting, I didn't I don't think.
- 40:57Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
- 40:58Speaker 3: I wouldn't think that that would be possible for them
- 41:01Speaker 3: to sign off on their likeness without them having a
- 41:06Speaker 3: contract for streaming.
- 41:07Speaker 5: Well, I promise you all the movies have a streaming
- 41:10Speaker 5: like they know they're going to stream, so then they yeah,
- 41:14Speaker 5: they they're they're getting something. And especially, i mean, Apple
- 41:18Speaker 5: loses so much money on Apple TV.
- 41:20Speaker 2: It's it's ridiculous.
- 41:22Speaker 5: But they have the money to lose and uh, it's
- 41:26Speaker 5: like I forgot what the number, but they lose more
- 41:28Speaker 5: money than any other streaming service because they do really
- 41:31Speaker 5: good their their production stuff is high quality. But it's
- 41:39Speaker 5: just it's basically just a bonus of people just get
- 41:42Speaker 5: all in on Apple.
- 41:44Speaker 3: Huh. I've never heard of this movie Wolves, I've never
- 41:46Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't even hear about this.
- 41:49Speaker 1: I saw some promotion for it. It was it's it's
- 41:52Speaker 1: you know, it's it's a buddy film with for Clooney
- 41:55Speaker 1: and Pitt. They both are hit men, or they they're
- 41:59Speaker 1: cleaners after someone's die, whatever the case is. They have
- 42:02Speaker 1: an illegal type job. They think they're the only one
- 42:04Speaker 1: in the world that does. It turns out there's another
- 42:06Speaker 1: one and then it becomes a you know, a buddy film.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Other Sexiest Men Alive in recent years, So this year
- 42:13Speaker 1: John Krasinski. Last year was Patrick Dempsey. Okay, Patrick Dempsey
- 42:18Speaker 1: was last year. Twenty twenty two was Chris Evans. Twenty
- 42:26Speaker 1: twenty one was Paul Rudd. Okay, how does that sit
- 42:30Speaker 1: with you that Paul Rudd was named Sexiest Man Alive
- 42:33Speaker 1: before Chris Evans?
- 42:35Speaker 3: How does that sit with Chris Evans? I'm Evan Captain America. Yeah,
- 42:42Speaker 3: that is a good on Rudd, like he I mean,
- 42:45Speaker 3: I don't know what moisturizer he uses, but I would
- 42:48Speaker 3: like it because he does. He doesn't age. He does
- 42:51Speaker 3: not I mean Marvel Universe, they don't. They don't age.
- 42:55Speaker 1: When you become part of a Deadpool and Wolverine bit
- 42:59Speaker 1: that everyone that everyone gets, it's like, yeah, that makes sense.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Twenty twenty was Michael B. Jordan. Another MCU product. Twenty
- 43:08Speaker 1: nineteen was John Legend, twenty eighteen was Iddris l but
- 43:12Speaker 1: also also from the Office for a time. Twenty seventeen
- 43:17Speaker 1: was Blake Shelton. Still not sure about that one.
- 43:19Speaker 3: Yeah, that one doesn't make any sense.
- 43:22Speaker 1: You know, you know who's pissed off about that one?
- 43:24Speaker 3: Of course, light that's what it looks like just looks
- 43:28Speaker 3: bloated as all hell on the cover of that, like
- 43:31Speaker 3: we're like a red flannel and he's just bloodshot eyes.
- 43:36Speaker 1: The person who's really pissed off about Blake Shelton being
- 43:38Speaker 1: named sexiest man love is Luke Bryant.
- 43:43Speaker 2: Man.
- 43:43Speaker 4: That another in pretty at all.
- 43:49Speaker 1: I've seen.
- 43:50Speaker 4: I've seen sexier tractors than than Blake Shelton. And I
- 43:55Speaker 4: meaning I don't just mean the one that Kenny Chesney
- 43:57Speaker 4: rides around. I mean why am they? Am I wearing
- 44:04Speaker 4: these keny of jeans all the god time? If I
- 44:06Speaker 4: can't be named sexiest man alive? Another God, I hate
- 44:14Speaker 4: this planet. I imagine thinking that I've seen better, But
- 44:18Speaker 4: I've seen better tractors than Blake Shelton. John Deere's better looking.
- 44:24Speaker 4: Uh what is mother tractors?
- 44:26Speaker 1: Ford?
- 44:26Speaker 4: I think has tractors. They're better looking, caterpillar. Really God,
- 44:30Speaker 4: they're hot compared to Blake Shelton. And then if you
- 44:33Speaker 4: want to go, uh, if you want to go like
- 44:35Speaker 4: sexy Asian, you get your Kubot attractor the all sexier,
- 44:40Speaker 4: all sexier than Blake Shelton, Peastern.
- 44:45Speaker 2: I hate what you get. That's what you get when
- 44:47Speaker 2: you're when you're on a show that people watch you pray.
- 44:56Speaker 1: You look like you and the Blake Shelton you rode
- 44:58Speaker 1: in on.
- 45:02Speaker 3: You also have to sit next to Katie Perry.
- 45:07Speaker 2: All Right, I give you that.
- 45:08Speaker 1: That was a big up on my partner.
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- 45:59Speaker 1: can hear yourself inside an episode of the Trios. Wouldn't
- 46:02Speaker 1: that be fun for everybody? Why are you looking at
- 46:07Speaker 1: me like that, Trey?
- 46:08Speaker 5: I'm just thinking say hi to Jerry.
- 46:12Speaker 1: He'd love it if you said hi. All right, one
- 46:17Speaker 1: last thing to get to before we take off for
- 46:20Speaker 1: the day. I am wondering. I'm I'm going to tell
- 46:24Speaker 1: you about a gentleman here and as I tell you
- 46:28Speaker 1: about this gentleman and his predicament. I want you to
- 46:30Speaker 1: ask yourself the question, is this the luckiest man in
- 46:36Speaker 1: the world? This is in Lee County? Honest to god,
- 46:51Speaker 1: I don't know where that is, Trey. Can you look
- 46:57Speaker 1: that up real quick? Sounds like Iowa, you think, so,
- 47:02Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Which one's what story?
- 47:06Speaker 1: Is it the colorful man story?
- 47:11Speaker 2: Oh, it's Florida.
- 47:13Speaker 1: Should have known all right, So we're gonna we're gonna
- 47:16Speaker 1: just kind of just rewind in our brains and start
- 47:18Speaker 1: this uh segment all over again. Is this Florida man
- 47:22Speaker 1: the luckiest man in the world? Trey's wondering how is
- 47:26Speaker 1: this gonna be possible? Because he knows the story?
- 47:29Speaker 6: Uh?
- 47:29Speaker 1: In Florida, a Lee County man is arrested on a
- 47:32Speaker 1: first degree terrorist threat charge after allegedly threatening to blow
- 47:37Speaker 1: up an alta beauty store in Opalika. His colorful threats
- 47:42Speaker 1: were matched by his colorful face. I'm going to show you, gentlemen,
- 47:47Speaker 1: his mugshot, and I mean it, it really is. It's
- 47:53Speaker 1: it's a colorful face, So there he is. I mean, look,
- 48:00Speaker 1: if we're being honest, if you were to type a
- 48:04Speaker 1: prompt into chat GPT and say, produce a photo of
- 48:10Speaker 1: Florida man. That's a pretty good start.
- 48:16Speaker 3: Post Malone let himself go, huh what happened to the
- 48:21Speaker 3: Ultimate Warrior? Yeah?
- 48:24Speaker 1: According to court documents, forty two year old Timothy Lincoln
- 48:28Speaker 1: was arrested after allegedly being overheard by an Ulti Beauty
- 48:31Speaker 1: employee saying I'm going to blow this place up. The
- 48:36Speaker 1: employee called authorities, to which all employees of the establishment
- 48:39Speaker 1: had to evacuate the premises. Officers arrived on the scene
- 48:44Speaker 1: and then took the colorful faced man into custody. In
- 48:49Speaker 1: his mugshot, he had several scribbles across his face. It's
- 48:53Speaker 1: not clear as to why there were several scribbles across
- 48:56Speaker 1: his face, but as you look at it, I mean,
- 49:00Speaker 1: he's got a blue beard, a Camo tank top. Then
- 49:06Speaker 1: he's got some paint, some blue paint on the end
- 49:09Speaker 1: of his nose, so it's kind of like a lifeguard
- 49:11Speaker 1: paint job, like r on the end of the nose,
- 49:12Speaker 1: but instead of white sunscreen, it's blue. And then it
- 49:15Speaker 1: looks like a kid who's been o ding on riddling
- 49:20Speaker 1: got at his face with the sixteen crayon box and
- 49:25Speaker 1: it looks It looks like a marker that someone wrote
- 49:28Speaker 1: letters and I can't tell what that is. It looks
- 49:32Speaker 1: like a T and a backwards in and then an
- 49:35Speaker 1: R and then a I can't tell what that does.
- 49:38Speaker 3: Are horrible, horrible Christians. That is a crown of thorns.
- 49:42Speaker 3: And what was above Jesus? It's an I n RI I.
- 49:44Speaker 3: It's Latin, I.
- 49:46Speaker 1: Believe, which stands for Florida.
- 49:50Speaker 3: Yes, it stands for advertise here.
- 49:57Speaker 1: Jesus was the original Florida man. Florida man rides donkey
- 50:02Speaker 1: into town, gets arrested.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm assuming that's supposed to be the blood
- 50:09Speaker 3: streaming down the face of thorns.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Okay, now it makes sense. Now it makes sense.
- 50:15Speaker 3: And I think the blue beard happened when the employees
- 50:18Speaker 3: evacuated the building was I think the only one left inside,
- 50:22Speaker 3: so I'm pretty sure he was like, let's see what
- 50:23Speaker 3: we can do maybe, And the blue nose lifeguard duty
- 50:32Speaker 3: creative lifeguard. It's a little a little like he was
- 50:35Speaker 3: saying a little sunscreen right there, the old d you
- 50:36Speaker 3: don't want to get you don't want to get skin
- 50:38Speaker 3: cancer with a face of that pretty.
- 50:41Speaker 1: You want to preserve that thing. So in case you're
- 50:44Speaker 1: wondering why this man who is arrested for terroristic threats
- 50:48Speaker 1: and an old to beauty is the luckiest man in
- 50:50Speaker 1: the world. It's because he is now banned for life
- 50:53Speaker 1: from all de beauty. Any man in a relationship with
- 51:01Speaker 1: a woman right now is going, hell, yeah, that is one.
- 51:04Speaker 1: Look you dude, real quick? Is there is there a
- 51:11Speaker 1: worse question to be asked if you're running around doing
- 51:14Speaker 1: Aaron's that day and then and then she asked, Hey,
- 51:18Speaker 1: can we can we stop in it? Aultar real quick?
- 51:20Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't know, Dan.
- 51:23Speaker 3: I still have my balls, But he's got a puppy.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Ironically, the puppy has balls too. Just me empty coin
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