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You Think It's Cute? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Cute. You think it's cute, You're a fool.
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  Speaker 2: It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm strong and getty. One more thing.
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  Speaker 2: Can I throw him something real quick?
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  Speaker 3: Just because I just saw it and it's on my
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  Speaker 3: mind share it's a couple of people arguing on Twitter.
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  Speaker 2: They're like high level journalist types.
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  Speaker 1: But well, I'm sorry to hear people are yelling at
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  Speaker 1: each other on Twitter. I hope they can settle that
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  Speaker 1: end complete.
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  Speaker 3: But this is a lifestyle of thing. And the one
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  Speaker 3: person tweeted out, and I don't know anything about this person,
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  Speaker 3: but the one person tweeted out, I'm never planning on
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  Speaker 3: having kids. I'd much rather own a Porsche and have
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  Speaker 3: a Portuguese water dog and a golden doodle. And then
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  Speaker 3: another person responded that with I feel bad for people
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  Speaker 3: who don't have kids because they believe owning a Porsche
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  Speaker 3: is going to be more fulfilling.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was a pretty good little battle. I
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  Speaker 2: just can't imagine tweeting that out loud, even back.
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  Speaker 3: Before I had kids, never planning on I have kids
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  Speaker 3: because I'd much rather own a Porsche.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't that sound shallow to you? Even if you, I
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  Speaker 2: mean fine, don't have kids? You know, but doesn't that
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  Speaker 2: sound incredibly shallow to you? I mean to use that
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  Speaker 2: as an example.
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  Speaker 4: If that's their opinion, I'm kind of glad they're not reproducing.
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  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good point right there. But do you
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  Speaker 2: use you? I'd rather dedicate my time to art or something. Fine, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I still think it's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I just the performative hyper confidence that everybody
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  Speaker 1: has to have on everything, the idea of saying, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not right for me now, but maybe someday people
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  Speaker 1: change their minds. I mean, that's just that's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get likes, that's not gonna get retweets. You gotta be
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  Speaker 1: you're an idiot and I'm great. No, I oh, just
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  Speaker 1: so tiring, just so tiring.
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  Speaker 2: Well I shouldn't bring this up. I know what you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: Oh as well, Oh here you go. Here's my favorite
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  Speaker 1: porst joke and I owned one. What's the difference between
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  Speaker 1: a portion of porcupine porcupine that pricks are on the outside.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I remember this joke going around high school, which
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  Speaker 3: I thought was awful about this one girl? You know,
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  Speaker 3: it's the difference between.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, is this going to make my heart hurt.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's a difference between Marcy and a Porsche.
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  Speaker 3: Not everyone's been in a Porsche's.
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  Speaker 2: That's course.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: High school joke. And if that thought that was course,
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  Speaker 3: wait till the rest of the pot. I got two
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  Speaker 3: more things. I thought I had nothing for the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I got two more things to say.
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  Speaker 2: One.
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  Speaker 1: I hope they were more you know, uplifting than that
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  Speaker 1: last one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's only up from here.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hurt anybody's It's just a fact.
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  Speaker 3: I know three women in their mid forties who made
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  Speaker 3: the choice in life to be childless and really really
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  Speaker 3: regret it now, really really regret it now, like is
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  Speaker 3: like makes them cry thinking about it.
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  Speaker 2: So that's common ish common ish. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I have a couple of friends that are in that
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  Speaker 4: exact same boat right now.
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  Speaker 1: And folks sometimes for medical reasons or sometimes a marriage
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  Speaker 1: goes sideways reasons or whatever, and the window closes. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's very hard for them too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's why I threw in the phrase chose, you know,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't a medical thing or something.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, this was lifestyle. What kind of were you going with?
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather own a.
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  Speaker 4: Porsche, Yeah, this was like a failed marriage that ended
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  Speaker 4: horribly and she said, screw it, I'm not doing this anymore.
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  Speaker 4: And now we're like years down the road, and she's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, that is definitely an evange you have a man,
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  Speaker 3: because I didn't. I didn't have kids, so I was
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  Speaker 3: forty five. It was an option for me as a dude. Right,
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  Speaker 3: she's got to find a younger woman. And what was
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  Speaker 3: my other thing? I was gonna say, Oh, so I'm
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  Speaker 3: picking up my son from the high school the other day.
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  Speaker 3: This is on the cruelty of high schoolers. I'm picking
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  Speaker 3: up my son at high school the other day, and
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  Speaker 3: I got my window down and there's this one kid
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  Speaker 3: that forever whatever reason, that has dress shoes on, and
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  Speaker 3: he's walking across the parking lot. He's like wearing khakis
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  Speaker 3: and dress shoes. And some guy goes, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: hey Jim, look at his shoes. And then they're both
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  Speaker 3: like aha, like so working so hard to laugh, so
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  Speaker 3: hard so they can point at somebody and mock them
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  Speaker 3: and laugh.
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  Speaker 1: How he's their self esteem by demeanian, Right, yes.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, as they grown up having lived through that,
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  Speaker 3: when it was painful for me to be on the
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  Speaker 3: wrong end of that. It just looked so ridiculous, Like
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  Speaker 3: why would you ever give a shit what those guys
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  Speaker 3: think about your shoes? It's too bad anybody does I
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  Speaker 3: know everything? Like why people did they pretend to Why
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  Speaker 3: do they need to elevate themselves by trying to make
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  Speaker 3: that person feel worse because they had to go to
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  Speaker 3: their I don't know, they had to go to the
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  Speaker 3: something at the church or funeral or who knows why
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  Speaker 3: they're wearing dress shoes, But it's just it was so like.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha, look at his shoes, ha ha ha, what
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  Speaker 2: a dork. I mean it was that my status is
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  Speaker 2: now higher than his.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to leave out to genderbread person
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  Speaker 1: for instance, and maybe just spend ten minutes on that
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  Speaker 1: someday in like fifth grade, I.
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  Speaker 2: Almost wanted to go over and talk to that guy.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't seem to be particular botter, but you never
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  Speaker 3: know what's going on inside his brain. Let's say, don't
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  Speaker 3: give a shit with those dicks. Think when you're older,
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  Speaker 3: you will not It will not make any difference whatsoever.
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  Speaker 4: One of the many reasons why I am so glad
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  Speaker 4: I'm no longer in Icecho.
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  Speaker 3: No kidding, no, kidding, or at least you have the
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  Speaker 3: mind you have now, I can go back to high
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  Speaker 3: school now would be hilarious. People pointing in laughing over
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  Speaker 3: everything's really what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Whatever? It's just why would I freaking care what you think?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? That would be you know, it's funny. I was
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  Speaker 1: about to say, I wouldn't sentence al Qaeda to four
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  Speaker 1: years of high school. It's too cruel. On the other hand,
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  Speaker 1: when if you could bring your life experience and confidence back.
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  Speaker 2: For yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That would be. That would be super great in some
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  Speaker 1: ways at least yeah huh. Anyway, ah, golly gy, do
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  Speaker 1: I even have the energy to do this?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe save it for another day your choice.
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  Speaker 1: On tomorrow's One More Thing podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We've never done this before. He's ahead to the next
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  Speaker 2: day's podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a very innovative On tomorrow's One More Thing podcast,
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  Speaker 1: one of the most revolting, horrifying stories from the Animal
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  Speaker 1: Kingdom you have ever heard or ever will join us
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  Speaker 1: to be revolted and horrified on the next episode of
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  Speaker 1: Armstrong and Getty One More Thing. Everybody's looking at me
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  Speaker 1: with terror in their eyes.
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  Speaker 2: That you think, lady, it's worse. It's worse than you think.
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  Speaker 2: That's always a good tease.
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  Speaker 3: It's always a good tease whatever you mentioned, and then
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  Speaker 3: say it's worse than you think.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.