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PARENTS WILL LITERALLY GIVE DATING ADVICE WHEN THEY'RE DIVORCED! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables.
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  Speaker 2: You are an independent, twenty eight year old woman in
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  Speaker 2: New York, buy yourself on a solo travel you can
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  Speaker 2: do this. It's like get you a sit together, like
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  Speaker 2: literally and figure yourself up.
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  Speaker 1: Girl.
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  Speaker 2: You literally have to give myself a talk.
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  Speaker 1: Relatable re late. It was podcast.
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  Speaker 3: It's hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Duddy, and my
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  Speaker 3: podcasts are in contention, crime whatever, Oddie aka Mummy Clark, contention.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know contention. I feel like contentions like we're
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  Speaker 1: against each other. I feel like we're competing. Nah. I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to think of another word for co oh.
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  Speaker 1: I was keen to compete. Okay, now we could be
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  Speaker 1: a team. We're a team player, guys. We just had
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  Speaker 1: a confession. We had a great confession.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, we just thought we'd come in here, intro
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  Speaker 3: it and tell you to if you're in your car,
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  Speaker 3: make you sleep up tighter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you might crash, all right. This is juice. This
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  Speaker 1: is a contender for number one. When you've got to go,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go. This is a contender for number one.
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  Speaker 1: You'll hear the verdict at the end. Yeah and where.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what We're basing this off of the
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  Speaker 3: confession we had two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think it could get better neither.
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  Speaker 3: No the Balley Belly yourself like seven times, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: think it could get worse, And this one is giving
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  Speaker 3: it a very solid run for its money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also it earned money. Might I let us
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  Speaker 1: know if this is the top dog. Yeah, we want comments.
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  Speaker 1: Let us know we've got a verdict at the end.
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  Speaker 1: Comment what you think? Yeah, let us know if we
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  Speaker 1: got it right. Hi, Hello, welcome to Confession Sessions. How
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  Speaker 1: are you going?
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  Speaker 2: I'm shaking, I'm nervous, but we're okay. We're okay. How
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  Speaker 2: are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: There's not going to be nervous about Hey where I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the opposite of nerves. First things first is would
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  Speaker 1: you like to be anonymous?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I would? Yeah, I want to be anonymous? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: facing job, so like I need.
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  Speaker 1: To protect yourself? Makes sense? Do you want me and
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  Speaker 1: Jake to pick you a name or is there something
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  Speaker 1: you've always wanted to be called? Call me?
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  Speaker 2: Remember Banita, my friends will know exactly who that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, okay, Banita, and I like how this story
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  Speaker 1: came into fruition. You obviously listened to the last when
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go, you gotta go, and you felt the
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  Speaker 1: urge to DM must and be like I got it better.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I got I don't believe it, don't believe last
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  Speaker 1: time was crazy. So what happened was what's the name?
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  Speaker 1: Last week was no, no, no, no, Banita, Banita, Banita. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to remember that messaged me and then
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  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, give me the details, and she sent
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  Speaker 1: me like I don't know, eight voice messages and where
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  Speaker 1: I was editing, I was just listening to it and
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  Speaker 1: I was in it. Oh, I don't want to give
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  Speaker 1: anything away, but you've got a story. When you've got
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  Speaker 1: to go, you gotta go. Don't leave out any detail,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll see if it beats last week. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now big boots to fill.
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  Speaker 2: To feel Look, I'm pretty confident with this one though,
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  Speaker 2: to be ok okay. So last year I went on
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  Speaker 2: a solo trip, my first ever solo trip overseas, and
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  Speaker 2: I went to New York and I was staying at
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  Speaker 2: a friend's house where they came to Australia and I
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  Speaker 2: was house sitting for them and looking after their dog. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: get on the twenty four hour plane journey there. There's
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  Speaker 2: lots of plain food happening, the sleeping pills, couple, like
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  Speaker 2: playing Gin and Tonics, you know whatever, get their land,
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  Speaker 2: get through customs, get to the place, unpack a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, Oh, take the dog for a walk. It's
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  Speaker 2: like a like a water quality type of dog, so
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  Speaker 2: not really small, but like strong enough to pull.
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  Speaker 1: In New York. Okay, how old are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, old enough to know about I was twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So it was I'm definitely an adult by this point.
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  Speaker 2: And so I get to the place and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: take the dog for a walk, and you know, just
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  Speaker 2: like get to know the area a little bit. Did that,
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  Speaker 2: went back home and I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking New York City, Like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: go out. It's my first time here. I'm pretty jet
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  Speaker 2: lags on my fuck it whatever, it's fine. So I
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  Speaker 2: go to this bar and then I go to another
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  Speaker 2: bar and another bar. I meet this girl and then
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  Speaker 2: she takes me to a few other bars. It's probably
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  Speaker 2: like one am by this point. Then we walk outside.
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  Speaker 1: How many fucking bars? How drunk did you get to it?
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  Speaker 2: It's New York. It's pretty drunk, like I was.
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  Speaker 1: It is the city that never sleeps, they.
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  Speaker 2: Say, exactly, so you really have to like send it,
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  Speaker 2: especially your first night there. And then yeah, we're like
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  Speaker 2: walking and we're going to go to this karaoke bar
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  Speaker 2: and then we run into this like massive Latino street party.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking like instruments everywhere, people playing like soccer in
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  Speaker 2: the streets, like just a massive street party. So we
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  Speaker 2: stay there till like three am, yeah, and still drinking.
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  Speaker 2: And then I get home and I go to sleep,
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  Speaker 2: so it's pretty normal at this point. I wake up
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  Speaker 2: and it's like the jet lag is pretty severe. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm up at like seven am, but I'm feeling good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I don't feel that hungover, Like I
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  Speaker 2: can see the day must be the jet light. So
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  Speaker 2: it's down a quick hydro light and I was like, hmm,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to take the dog for a walk, and
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  Speaker 2: the yeah, probably yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The fack, this is.
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  Speaker 2: When I should have stopped there. I've already peaked. I
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  Speaker 2: could have recognized.
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  Speaker 1: That what is the difference between New York and are
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  Speaker 1: you from Sydney Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sydney. Yeah, I think it's like a day ahead
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  Speaker 2: or a day behind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be it'd be like fourteen hours behind or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, yeah pretty much. Yeah, exactly opposite, which is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like my timing in my head was like all
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  Speaker 2: fucked up, like I didn't know what way was up.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, so I get outside with this dog and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, let's walk across like one of the
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  Speaker 2: iconic bridges, and I'm not. I'm probably like four or
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  Speaker 2: five plates on the Manhattan Bridge. So I'm like, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing it. We're following the signs. We've got Piogle
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  Speaker 2: Matt subets like half working, half not working. Then we
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  Speaker 2: get to the bridge and I didn't notice I had
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  Speaker 2: been in New York for like less than fourteen hours.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently there's two sides to the Manhattan Bridge. So one
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  Speaker 2: side is like a walking side and they have a
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  Speaker 2: four lane highway, and then on the other side it's
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  Speaker 2: like a riding bicycle's only side.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like.
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  Speaker 2: Hind side's a beautiful thing. Yeah, I didn't know this.
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  Speaker 2: I go up to the bicycle lane with is dog
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  Speaker 2: just trotting along, having a good time, taking in the slide,
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  Speaker 2: feeling good. And then there's a couple of bike riders
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  Speaker 2: like past me and they're like they're on the wrong side,
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  Speaker 2: like full like me, or because they're not friendly, like
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  Speaker 2: they're calling me out.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously from there, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it looks like a local because I had a job,
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  Speaker 2: but like I had no idea where I was. I
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  Speaker 2: was like still half wrong, but.
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  Speaker 1: Like, don't even stress. I reckon bike riders all over
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  Speaker 1: the world, and the most pretentious people like they'll ride
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  Speaker 1: on a road to close they get upset, so.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever, Yeah, they literally are anyway. So like three five
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  Speaker 2: riders go past. They're all yelling at me that I'm
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  Speaker 2: on the wrong side, but I can't. Well black, I
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  Speaker 2: can either go back, which is like too far from me,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, now, fuck that, We're just going to
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  Speaker 2: keep going. We've committed. Now where We're just going to
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  Speaker 2: keep going.
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  Speaker 1: That long is the Manhattan Bridge?
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  Speaker 2: I think like one and a half take. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: called the distance. Yeah, way longer than a half a bridge.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not good with my I'm not good at many things.
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  Speaker 2: You'll get to notice. And then one lady fool like stop,
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  Speaker 2: gets off her bike and like has a go at
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  Speaker 2: me for being on the wrong side of the bridge,
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  Speaker 2: and at this point I'm like, you know what, I've
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  Speaker 2: fucking had enough, and I just snapped back at her
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, I know, I'm on the wrong
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  Speaker 2: side of the bridge. I can't go back, it's too far.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already halfway through. Like what do you want me
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  Speaker 2: to do? I can't just jump on the fucking six
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  Speaker 2: plane highway bridge and get run over. And then feels
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  Speaker 2: like oh okay, like the full Aussie Bogan like came
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  Speaker 2: out in me.
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  Speaker 1: We love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think she respected me after it.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think that's how you get in New Yorker.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fully so with confidence. But yeah, so then probably
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  Speaker 2: like ten to fifteen meters after this lady gets off
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  Speaker 2: of the bike and I abuse her back. My belly
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  Speaker 2: starts like grumbling, and I'm like, oh, like that's not
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  Speaker 2: a great feeling, like not too concerning. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I know that my aeroplane food, alcohol, hydrolyte, sleeping tablets
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  Speaker 2: like pre like post travel ship is coming, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: like it's not desperate at this point, but it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I know this is going to be a big one,
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  Speaker 2: Like when it does come a big one.
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  Speaker 1: It also seems like you haven't stopped since you've got
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  Speaker 1: the No.
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't, Like I had not stopped, and I'd had
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  Speaker 2: a lot of alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: Not much better had you since you'd landed, Had you
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  Speaker 3: been to the toilet?
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, I can't really remember. I think when
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  Speaker 2: I first landed, like in the airport, I did, but.
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  Speaker 1: I'm always liked or like, don't go to the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: They put stuff in the plane food, So maybe not ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's right. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 1: It's also the altitude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what it is, but
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  Speaker 2: it works. So my badly rumbling at this point, I'm
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  Speaker 2: like all right, like I know I'm going to need
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  Speaker 2: this toilet, so I get on my phone. I've got
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  Speaker 2: an eth in in so I'm like, pre okay. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. If you guys have ever been to
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  Speaker 2: New York. Public toilets are really hard to find there,
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  Speaker 2: and it's notorious, like if you google like picks to
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  Speaker 2: New York, they're like find the public toilets before you
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  Speaker 2: go anywhere, because there's just like none. Yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 2: really big thing that I learned the hard way.
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  Speaker 4: Do it.
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  Speaker 2: No, do it. So I'm trying to like google these
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  Speaker 2: places with public toilets, and it's just it's not really
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  Speaker 2: working and I don't really have my bearings. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, Okay, we've got to make a decision here.
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  Speaker 2: I can either turn back, which is further at this
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  Speaker 2: point where I can keep going on this bridge, I
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  Speaker 2: have to keep going. So I'm like, I can't. I
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  Speaker 2: can't go any other way. And it's getting worse and
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  Speaker 2: worse and worse. And because I was on this fike
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  Speaker 2: lane at the end of the bridge, like I am
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  Speaker 2: in proper pain, like there's cramps, I'm like doubling over.
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  Speaker 2: I can barely walk properly as well. Like it's just
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  Speaker 2: it's not a good time for me. I mean, while
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  Speaker 2: these dogs like having a great fucking time then to me.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm at the end of the bridge now and
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  Speaker 2: it curves into this like massive loop around. It's obviously
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  Speaker 2: for bikes that want to join onto the highway into
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  Speaker 2: a bike plane, so I don't have many options. Bear
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  Speaker 2: in mind, I didn't say this earlier. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 2: wearing the you know the tight exercise shorts that like
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  Speaker 2: alls of girls wear. It's one of those, but it's
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  Speaker 2: like a full piece.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so it's like there's no mistake number one, the
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  Speaker 1: stake number one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got one of those like full piece exercise
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  Speaker 2: outfits on and then like just a baggage shirt over
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  Speaker 2: the top. And I'm walking down this loop of this
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  Speaker 2: bikeplane and there's like bicycles going everywhere, and I see
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  Speaker 2: some bushes and I'm like maybe, I'm like contemplating. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: maybe I can go in these bushes, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: in America, if I do that, I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: get fully undressed somehow, keep the dog at arm's length
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  Speaker 2: as well, and get away with it. And there's people
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  Speaker 2: like on these bikes as cars, like it's busy, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no, I can't do that. I can't
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  Speaker 2: get arrested in America on my first day. Like you
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  Speaker 2: can figure your shit out, just get it, get it together.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, so I'm really trying to like being an
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  Speaker 2: independent woman. It's not working. So we get to the
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  Speaker 2: end of the of the loop and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: it loops out onto this four lane or maybe six
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  Speaker 2: lane highway. I can't really remember, but it's quite busy.
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  Speaker 2: There's like a SATA traffic lights like up the road,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I really can't wait. At this point,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like fucking dying, like to put like it's really coming.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, Okay, me and the dog are
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  Speaker 2: going to take a risk here. We're going to run
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  Speaker 2: across this highway when there's a break, and then we're
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  Speaker 2: going to try and get to the other side and
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  Speaker 2: then find some type of shot that we can use
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom in. So we do that, breaking the traffic
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  Speaker 2: and I start jogging with this dog, and as soon
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  Speaker 2: as I start jogging, it is calming out, like there
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  Speaker 2: is not no controlling it. Like I tried my absolute
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  Speaker 2: hardest to hold this in. So in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: this highway, it's like a four Bridesmaid scene, Like I'm
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of this highway with this dog shitting
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  Speaker 2: myself as I'm like running across the road front the
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  Speaker 2: Manhattan breeze.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's a lot, oh my, And was it running
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  Speaker 1: down your leg?
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't running down my leg at that point, only
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  Speaker 2: because I had such tight shorts on, but it was.
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  Speaker 2: But It was not like a solid so no, it
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  Speaker 2: was the opposite of solid. It was like full like
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  Speaker 2: we bum diary, like O yeah yeah. And at this
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  Speaker 2: point I know what I've done. The dog's pretty happy,
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  Speaker 2: like the dog's busy for the ride, to be honest,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm like, oh my fucking god, I've just shited
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  Speaker 2: myself on the Manhattan Bridge to New York. Your first.
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  Speaker 2: The first thing I do is I literally just graced
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  Speaker 2: it on a fucking park face.
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  Speaker 1: In what.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, what the fuck am I gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: Like how do I get out of this situation? You
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  Speaker 2: see there for a couple of minutes, and I literally
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  Speaker 2: remember saying to myself, Okay, you are an independent, twenty
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  Speaker 2: eight year old woman in New York by yourself on
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  Speaker 2: a solo travel you can do this. It's like get
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  Speaker 2: your shit together, like it's literally and figured is it yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Girl?
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  Speaker 2: Literally have to give myself a fucking pep talk. So
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  Speaker 2: sitting there and I was like, okay, what we're going
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  Speaker 2: to do? And it's summer in New York. I went
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  Speaker 2: there in summer. I don't know if you guys have
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  Speaker 2: been there in someone, but like every five or ten
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  Speaker 2: meters you get like a waft of like some weird
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  Speaker 2: smelling thing like piss, shits, rubbish like. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, so I might like I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: smell obviously, but like it's not going to be.
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  Speaker 1: Unusual, Okay, optimistic, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We're a glass at full kind of person. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 2: find this random guy sitting out in the street and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Hi, do you know if there's like
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  Speaker 2: a bathroom anywhere? He speaks no English, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh shit, but he points to like you must have
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  Speaker 2: understood me, because he points to this shop across the road.
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  Speaker 2: So I go to the front of this shop. I'm
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  Speaker 2: tying this dog up outside in New York. I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: after my friend's dog, and I'm like, please don't run away,
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  Speaker 2: please don't get stolen. But like I've got bigger fucking
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  Speaker 2: issues right now, So I try the dog up outside.
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  Speaker 2: I walk into this like it's kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: bow dagger, like a wrn a shop style thing, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, went straight to the counter and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, do you have a bathroom? And you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know when you look at someone and you can
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  Speaker 2: tell they're going to say no, I could just tell.
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  Speaker 2: He was going to be like no, sorry, and I looked.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even let him say no. I was like, please,
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  Speaker 2: it's an emergency. Like he must just he must have
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  Speaker 2: seen the desperation in my eyes because he was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh okay, and like gave me the code to go
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  Speaker 2: into this bathroom. I'm thanking my lucky stars in this
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  Speaker 2: bathroom now because it has a sink in the toilet
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  Speaker 2: area so it's all one room, and I'm like thanks
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  Speaker 2: fuck for that. So I literally have to strip down,
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  Speaker 2: full butt naked in the fucking bathroom and there's still
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  Speaker 2: some left in me, right, So I'm like, oh, fucking
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  Speaker 2: myself off.
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  Speaker 1: My finish, like.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Going like I'm literally full butt naked in this bathroom
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: seems like wasing my full outfit I was running out
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: of it is not pretty. I'm like pump and the soap,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: like trying to make it okay. I throw out my
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: undies like we're gonna raw dog it, like we're not
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: even trying to save the undies.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Like there could have been an actual, like fycand hidden
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: camera in this bathroom and I would still not give
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: a fuck to this day. Like I was just so
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: grateful that I could clean myself up, and then I
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: walk outside undressed. I was in there for like a
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: good twenty minutes. I recond like this poor shop owner
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: was probably like what the fuck is she doing?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: You made good time twenty minutes? Is it clean? Did
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you use TP? Or like? How bad is the clean? No?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: It was it was pretty bad. Like I was like
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: wetting the toilet paper and like cleaning myself up like
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: like I was a newborn baby.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Like you know, oh my god, did the dog?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: So I walked outside. The dog is still there, and
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, holy fucking shit, what was the last forty
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: five minutes of my life? I go sit in this
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: beautiful park bench with the skyline of New York under
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: the Manhattan Bridge, and I'm like, oh my god, I've
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: got to call the girls group chat. And so that's
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: what I did. And that's how I sit myself under
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the Manhattan Bridge.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, you wait, at what point did you
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: go home? I thought I went home after.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: That, I like that there you know what I actually did,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: which is so fucking crazy. I think I got myself
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: a coffee.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Was all out.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I had nothing left, I had nothing left to give.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I thought, you're going to sit in the park and
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: be like, I am a strong independent worm. I just
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: did that.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's such a running joat like my
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: whole friend group knows about it, my family know about it,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: and like say, oh, like, I'm still like they shit yourself.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Goal to this day, have you got a boyfriend or
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend or a partner?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: No?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: No, thank god when you do just so happen to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: settle down. Are you going to tell them this story?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I was seeing a guy a
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: few months ago and I told him this story and
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, if you can't fucking handle this story,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: you can't handle me. Like we're actually still friends with No,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: it didn't work out like romantically, but he always gives
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: me sit for it to this day. So honestly, I
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: think if I tell someone they have to be okay
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: with it, and if they're not, like they're not right.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: That's a good way to test a man. Yeah, it's
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: a great way to test to me, Yeah, what.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Would your reaction be if you heard that from like
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: a girl you were seeing.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I would laugh. I would laugh hard because I would
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: be able to.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Picture myself in that situation because obviously that hasn't happened
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: to me, but I just I can picture that happening
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: to me because.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Of the amount of times I've nearly shipped myself.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I've gotten close a few times too, but
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: never like that.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I would appreciate the confidence of telling me too. Especially
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: it feels because you're always like, what's the most embrassing
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: thing that has happened to you? And then she just
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: unleashes this story.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, well, I first date materials, state state material.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be like married material, to be honest,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: tell it at the wedding when you're getting married wedding night.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: So I've got a confession exactly.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't know where to go, Jake. We have
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: a decision this top that when you got to go,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: you've got to go teer list o, ship man, I
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: reckon you and I need to talk about it on
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: the pod again then yeah, and then you can Benita
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: next Monday, you're listening, you're.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Here, I'll give about it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but thank you very much for coming on. That
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: was a great story. That was amazing.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to my trauma real.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It's always good to vent it out. Therapy is a
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: thing during the rest of your day.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Thanks you to you guys. Bye.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Wow wow, Well, okay, I was four. I don't even
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: know where to start. I was in that She's sheet,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: and I appreciate the detail of the story. You didn't
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: want to say it to her facts that it's not
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: as good as last two weeks ago. No, no, no, I
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: don't know. Oh, I thought that the thing is so
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: last week's one was like, to be fair, it's just
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: like she did it so many times. She should herself
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: so many times, but it was all quite often like
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: like a little bit of liquid, like sheer mount wise.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: She never like she never had to do a big
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: clean up like that. She was the first.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: So the worst time, I'm pretty sure was when she
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: did it at the pool at the hostel and she
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: was and she was always near a toilet, yeah, and
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: so she could clean herself up.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Actually, the worst was when she showed herself wile sleeping
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: again near a toilet. Yeah, like not embarrassing, is it?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I think I would prefer to go through what the
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: one last week went through. I don't think. I think
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: in Manhattan one is worse. I agree situationally, I also
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: think it's a massive contributing factor, like wearing that one
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: piece thing. I also think it's a massive contributing factor
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that she was walking a dog. She had to look
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: after a fucking border collie's life. That's a lesson though
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: as well, Like when you're picking a wardrobe, don't pick
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: the one piece because you never know when you gotta go.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: You gotta go because there's no bit of wardrobe that
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: you want to wear while shitting your pants with hairs.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: But you know what, she don't want to get full naked,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: at least if she was just wearing like biker shorts,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: only she could have dacked them shirts still over like
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: your downstairs and then you were sweet. She was wearing
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: a baggy shirt butt, so she didn't want to take
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: that off and then take the one piece off and
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: then put the shirt back on you like yours are
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: still gonna be out at one point. I think this
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: one's worse. I think this one's worse as well. I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: genuinely do, and I also am now like you can't
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: top that. I love how it all happened. She went
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: and got a coffee. Yeah, she was content with herself.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: There's no fucking way that there wasn't still a bunch
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: of shit all over her fucking ass cheek. But like
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: she said, she's in New York. There's some characters everywhere
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: like they're just blending. You know.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I wonder how many people ship their pants in New
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: York each day. Probably a lot based off the fact
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: that there's no public and you know, when.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: You're like in a new place you don't know anyone,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: you're like really confident because like no one knows. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: she's like, fuck it, I'm just gonna own this shit. Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: But if I was in her situation and I knew
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the situation, I would But I wouldn't have gone. I
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: know myself, and I would not have gone as soon
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: as she was halfway across the bridge. I would have
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: legged at home. And it's better. I would have just
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: caught the shit until I got into my own apartment
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: or the apartment she was staying at. Agreed, Yeah, I agree.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Actually I would have shited myself. No, I would have
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: gone home with it in my pants, and I would
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: have fucking gotten the bath and I would have taken
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: it all off, then cleaned it up, and then cried
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: a bit and then burnt it and then and then
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I would have maybe got dressed and got a coffee.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But everyone you know what to do now? Yeah, Jake
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: said this last week, And we have one sitting in
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: our email inbox that might be a contender for the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: best shit when you got to go, you got to go.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: But anyone listening right now if you think you have
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a story that's the equivalent or better, Yeah, email Relatable
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: sixty nine at gmail dot com. Yep, and we will
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: get back to you and potentially organize a call if
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: it's somewhere on.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Par And now I want you to keep in mind
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: it needs to be like a worse situation than Benitas
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: just was.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so situationally, that's all we're going off
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: of what we would prefer to be like the one
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you would least prefer to be in out of the
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: two we've had so far as Benita. Yeah, and apologies
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: last week. What was her name? She didn't even want
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to be anonymous. It was two weeks ago to two
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: weeks ago?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Yeaheah, that's fair. People forget names after a freaking day. Yeah,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: so that one's number two. Yeah, we only had to
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Barley Belly's number two. Bernita's number one.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Where you get like a list in here and rather
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: than you know, we've got demographic wise ninety percent women,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: ten percent male, but girls seem to share their pants
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: of it. Oh ohadie, wow, wow, wow, I need to
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: calm down. We do. But I actually have something that
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up that that happened to me
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the other day. Have you yourself? No? They were? When
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: did I? Nearly? I'm waiting for the next one, a
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: of one of us, or meet just one of them,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: just one of us. It's having me a couple of times. Yeah, ship, bro,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think here.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: I the other day went to Centennial park Lands with
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Beth and Henry heaped the toilets there, yeah yeah, yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, And we went and we had a looking
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: We went to a Henry's breed is called a mini retriever. Yeah,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: and the only there's only two places you can get
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: him from. One of them is called Kate's Family Pets,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: and they're like ethical, very good. And then the other one,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: the guy's a bit sus doesn't let you come into
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: his place to pick him up. He has to meet
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: you somewhere, and so it's like no one from that
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: one is invited.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: But we went to We went to a mini retriever
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: meet up. There was thirty of the little fuckers there, bro,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and so we were there. They all brothers and sisters there, no, no,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: they're like from different parents and shit, and they're all
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: just like kind of hanging around. They don't even all
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: look the same. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Oh well,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: it was cool.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: So we went to that at Centennial Parklands, and then
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Beth and I drove separately. And then when I was
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: driving home, I was like, oh, it's twenty minutes. I
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: could shit about twenty minutes that I'll be fine, You'll
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: make it. And so I get in the car. I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: put in maps twenty two minutes. Who's counting though, And
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: so I go out and I get to an intersection
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: and I've got the option to turn right, and I'm
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: committed to going home more vear left, go back into
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Centenia Parklands to take it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: And I veered left because I had a shit, bro,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And I'll.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Tell you what, barely made it. It was the right choice, lucky,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: It was the right very lucky. But another thing that
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I did last week was I went to the dentist
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: for the first time in seven years.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Seven years. I thought you knew that hadn't been for ages.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: You told me you hadn't been for I'm pretty sure,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: but I'll be hundredson honest with you. I'm prettyure. I've
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: been since twenty seventeen, so it's eight years. I assumed
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: AGES meant like a year or two? Seven? Seven? Eight years?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Did you tell them that? So are your teeth fucked?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Let me just mae. It astounds me that you're like
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: somewhat good looking. You don't wash your face, you look
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: after your No, I do look after them, Okay, okay.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: So I go in.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: The dentist calls me in, and I haven't been to
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: this dentist before because I'm Elevan Sydney here.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: And also I haven't been to a dentist seven years,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: so whatever. But she goes.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: So, she goes, oh, when was the last time you've been,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: because obviously have no records here. And I said, oh, look,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: look doc, yeah, doctor, I think so, But I think
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: doctors don't like to say.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I just think of the Hangover movie, how he's a dentist.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: He calls himself a dog. Come on, They're like, come on,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: come on, man, face. I said, look I'm not gonna
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: lie to here. It's been about seven years. Oh my god.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And she goes what I was like, yeah, she goes, okay,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: this will be interesting as we're walking into the fucking thing.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: So I go down and then what did she say?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: She said, so she was like, so no pain or anything.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I said, no, I haven't fund in me the pain
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: for seven years to come in the dentist. And she's like, so,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: how came you haven't And I was like, go, honestly,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: just I don't know. It's just so expensive, and I
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: very recently's got private health insurance, so I just thought
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: why not. And so she's like, okay, does X rays
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: like blah blah blah cool?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: And then you went to a good dentist to get
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: X ray straight away? Oh yeah, extra show away.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: And then she asked me if I am.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I just said, oh yeah, no.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I just like brushed twice a day with an electric
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: toothbrush and I was like, I've only had that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I was being very honest. I was like, honestly, I've
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: only had the.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Electric truth brush for like less than a year, but
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: before that, twice a day with a normal brush. And
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: then she was like, oh, do you floss, And I
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: said again, I'm gonna be honest, haven't lost ever.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: And she is like rearing and ready to get in
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: my mouth. Yeah. Pause because because she she's like keen
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to see what's going Yeah. And so she goes in
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: with a little pick. My mouth's open.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: She looks at my mouth and she's like okay, okay,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: and she's like wow, surprise.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Not much. All I need is two fillings.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: But I do need to get two fillings. And she
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: said they could have been preventable if you had been lossing. Oh,
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, sick. But when I tell
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: you that, the tone that she said it in and
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: the sound of disappointment of her saying like it's only two,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: it's only two, like she wanted me to have like
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: ten fucking feelings and need to go to surgery or something.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: She probably saw money dollar science as soon as he
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: said I've been here in eight years, the.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Facts, and and so she's like mad surprise, looks at
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: the X rays. She goes, yeah, you can see yeah,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: just like one there, one there. So I have I've
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: got to go back. I haven't got my feelings out.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I've got to go back and get two fillings. But yeah,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: she genuinely she wanted me to be in a world
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: of pain. She was actually like, I think she was
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: mad how middle aged?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she was like mad that she didn't
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: win this one. I actually I actually probably hate you eight.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: But she just said, like, you obviously have a really
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: good brushing technique, and I, okay, it's all genetics. She said,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: My wisdom teeth look perfect, not a single bit of
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: pluck on them, and it's just these two random teeth
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: and different guys.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I'm gonna start flossing. I haven't yet,
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: but I'm gonna start flossing. And shit, what else did
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: you say? I got to clean that day?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes, Oh, because it's been so long, this
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: might be a bit sensitive and heard of. It didn't
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: hurt one bit. It's like, fuck you. I was walking
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: out of it like this. I was like, yeah, fucking
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: a mate, here we go. You love this word. The
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: juxtaposition of me and the dentist when I was growing
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: up what I fork when I was growing up? When
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I was sixteen, I was blessed with buck teeth, so yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and my teeth weren't straight. So for four years I
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: can't remember if it was every month, every I think
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: it was every month or every three months. I had
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to go to the dentist get those little rubber things change.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: They were tightened my elastics so my jaw would reconstruct,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: so I didn't have bug teeth anymore. And then now
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I go like every six months. Now of my teeth
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: are good, but it took so much effort for me
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to be somewhat pretty, and you over here haven't been
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: in eight years. I got like a normal, just natural staining. Yeah,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: my teeth aren't very yellow cheering, but I think it
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: just goes to show what I also have to have
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: a confession what I reckon. For like four of those
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: seven eight years, I didn't go to the dentist. I
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: was only brushing once a day, So you weren't waking
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: up and brushing. No, I think I was only brushing
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: at night for a fair wie. Yeah, so you weren't
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: working up for like the last four or five years.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I've been brushing day at morning at night. But I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: just like waking up at the fucking sparrows far to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: go builded some other fucker's house. I didn't want to
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: build it. I was like brushing my teeth. I was
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: making a coffee straight away and get my car because
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I'd wake up with two minutes to leave and so
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: then I would just like go the whole day about
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: it and just have some gum. You should have told
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: her that's honestly fair, Like I had zero shame, and
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: she was like like I was just like, hey.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just just haven't been. But they booked me in.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: She was like, do you want a book in your
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: six month check up?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: You know, for right now? Please tell me. You said no,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: So I said yeah, but I'll tell you right now
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: that motherfucker is getting canceled. Don't need it, Guys, rush
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: your teeth properly, and hey I will. I'll advocate for flossing,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: even though I don't do it. But I'm going to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: start all right.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy those little picks you know how you
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: can just by a pack of the picky ones, like
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: with two on mouthwash.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Mouthwash. I have it and don't use it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I'm just gonna put them at my desk.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Sit at my desk every day. As soon as I
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: see I'll look at a pick and I'll be bored
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: because like and I'll just start flossing my teeth and
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: then I'll foss my teeth every day for like an hour.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate you. I need my wisdom teeth removed too,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm not doing you. Yeah, oh I don't. She
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: was how intrusive it is, and like the surgery you're
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: fucked after and my whole job is talking. I'm like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: That for when you seriously that when you get it,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: you either want to get it like the day after
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: we record and then we have to record like a
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: day or two late that next week, or we need
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: to pre record for you because Beth got one side
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: out last year and it's funcked.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm scared. I'm scared. Cassie was
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: awake the whole time. Yeah no, Cassie got knocked out
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: because she was scared. Yeah no, she was awake the
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: whole time. But but the dentist goes, you might need
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: to get your wisdom teeth from moved and goes, here's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: a referral to get next ro He wasn't a fancy
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: one that did it. There never gone. You need to
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: go get it out. I refuse because they come and go.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they hurt like every like three months or so
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: because like they're growing and like I really have to fully.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Grown in no, no, And she said that they look
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: fine enough for room. They haven't like moved any other teeth.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: So genetically, I will say. The one thing about that
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: is I think because I don't have to get rid
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: of mine and you do so.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Lucky, I'm like, I don't have to. It's a choice.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I'm lucky genetically. But I'm pretty sure you're other advance
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: and evolution than I am. Makes sense there you go, Yeah,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you're simple to that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me and me and my compadres that further back
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: in the evolution lemn, I need braces.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong with you, guys. I wish that you opened
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: your mouth and that dentist was like, whoa right, I'm
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: telling you us. As soon as my dad took me
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: off his private health care, like when I was younger
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: and I was like seventeen eighteen, I didn't go, oh,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what private healthcare is the best. I
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: went to the physio recently. Yeah, and the first one
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: was free. Yeah. I was like, first and last free
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: plug to HCF, Big Up's HCF because my dentist was free.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, body, And if I booked in before the end
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: of June to get my feelings out, also free. But
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: if not, I think it was like seventy five bucks
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: a filling.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Well, the only reason I'm thinking about and like contemplating
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: getting my wisdom teaper mood is now I've got private healthcare. Yeah, no,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: you actually should. Yeah, let's use this bad boy fuck it,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: like just pre record for we'll pre record for a week.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: You know, membership on there too. Yeah, you gotta go
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: to a doctor and be like, you need to diagnose exercise,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: which everyone needs. So if you go to a diagnosis
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: of exercise should just come when you're born. Yeah, I know,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: but you actually need to referral from a doctor to
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: get a gym like membership. We won't get one though.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: That's probably only for our beast people. No, but everyone
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: needs it for their heart help. I'm thinking imagine the
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: doctor is like about, you don't need to go to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the gym.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: That's crazy to you.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: You're too fit. So if we want to, it's only
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: twenty five dollars a week. No, that's okay, let's claim
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: that ship. Let's claim it all start. I can't wait
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to claim a massa. Let's be a little claim ahle yeah, boy,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: that's what we are now claim. All we talk about
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: is actually just claim everything.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: All right, guys and predominantly girls. Last week, you you
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: were blessed to hear us talk about men will literally blessed?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: We were they blessed? I don't know. Yeah, I was
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: thinking about doing like do you strick? We could do
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: women would women will literally and see what they do.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: We'd have to preface this is from women, Oh yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Are from girls, But like do you it can be funny.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I think probably be funny for us. Yeah, maybe we
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: should try it. But this week we did parents will literally.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, came with some heat. I thought it would be
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: very relatable. One of the hardest things realizing growing up
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: is that parents are toxic too. Oh yeah, Because when
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: you're like a kid, you're like, oh my mom and
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: dad are perfect, yeah, and it's a harsh reality that
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: they're not. You do. Yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: You get to an age where you realize like, oh,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: red flag, that was red flag?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That was red flag? The fuck? And then you're like
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: mom and you tell her and she's like bitch, She's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: like not apologizing just the worst mother. That's what they do.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I've got one, a good one to go off that. Yeah,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: kick things off.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Parents will literally say, quote, we didn't do the whole
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: therapy thing back in my day, and it's like, yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: we can tell.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: We can tell. It's like they're claiming it. I know
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: what about parents? That just reminded me too, how they
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: always say, like when we got to we get to
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: school while like getting lists from our parents on the bus,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Like back in my day, we used to have to's
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: like they fucking walked fifty kilometers every day. Stop, I
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: have one. Parents will literally make it seem like they
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: climbed a mountain and hiked a dangerous forests just to
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: get to school. Yeah why yeah, literally they walked like
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: twenty meters like oh thanks for the lift. Back in
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: my day, yeah crawl just to get to school. I
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: didn't have legs. But give a fuck, Like where the
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: schools haven't changed like one hundred years, what are you
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: talking about? They really didn't. Yeah, you're just going to
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: complaining Jesus. Parents will literally allow the youngest child everything
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the old child can only dream about. Fair I'm middle
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: your youngest. Yeah, did you notice anything, I've definitely got
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: an easier ride. I think it's somewhat similar. Yeah, but
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: one of the perks of being the younger child is
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: your parents get more financial freedom the older they get.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. So me and
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Joanna were two years apart and then my parents got divorced. Well,
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: my parents were together poor when they first got divorced,
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: obviously poor, and then they both remarried and had two kids,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: two more kids each. Those two So those four siblings
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: of mine, the two on my mom's side and the
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: two on my living the dream.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Those motherfuckers are living in the dream, both of them. Literally.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I think that's one of the perks. I know a
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: lot of people are like, I don't know, I want
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: to live with my child and grow up together, whereas
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: like I think you should be old and rich, get
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: things upside. It is what it is. I got blamed
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: for that last time, so fucking that's your fault. I
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: can't see it. So I got cards and it says
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: relatables and I can't see it. Probably the first time
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: is that me or you fuck? I think I'll go.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Parents will literally use emojis in every message, and it's
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: totally irrelevant, literally, and the emojis don't match. Yeah, the
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: only one that matches is the thumbs up from dad.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Thumbs up from dad. Yeah it hurts. Yeah, it hurts
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: the soul, but I know what he means. You'll get like,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: for some reason, you might be talking to some random
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: parent and then they'll send you some emojis like they're
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: flirting with you. Yeah, what's with? What's with? Like a
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: parent and a winky face? Yeah, like, don't flirt with.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Parents will literally give you trauma and then ask why
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you're single. Facts, fucking hell, I'm single because of you.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I can relate to that. I can actually that pretty hard.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Parents will literally call you and then not answer the
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: phone when you call two seconds later.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I have one like that. Oh, it's like they somewhat
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: throw the phone into the ocean as soon as you
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: don't pick I don't get it. I don't get it either,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: and you call back straight out and just pisses you off. Yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: you're just like, mum, what do you Possibly? My biggest
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: pe people about, just people in general, yeah, is when
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: someone like no, you do it all the time. You'll
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: call me and I call me back within five minutes
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: and then you don't call me back for like an hour. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: you do it all the time. I will admit that
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I'm bad. I'm pretty bad at a replying, yeah, because
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I'll read it and then sometimes sometimes I type the
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: message and I quickly hit sen but don't fully hit it,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: so I think I've hit it. Sometimes I swear to God,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I go into our messages and.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I've typed a message, and it's just sick because I'm like,
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: why has not he replied to you? Oh, yeah, because
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I haven't sent a message, but it's just that. And
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: then other times mentally replied, I, actually it's on you.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: If I've mentioned how.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: You're in your highs about your dentists are, you should
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: get your brain check. Your memory is like a goldfish.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I'd actually you forget things like that. You know, i'd
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: copp a memory. Yeah, how do you? Let's just brain scan? Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: play that card game? Remember two wins probably the equivalent.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: We should make it a dual, yeah, ye, make it
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: a map. It's weird though, because reading a tour or
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: like a math, you're really good at remembering that, all right,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: here's what it is, but you can't remember to post
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: a clip it's a self centered thing.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Ah No, but no, I was just going to say,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: if it benefits me, I remember it. But posting a
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: clip benefits me, So maybe it's not a self centered thing.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Certain things like.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Admittedly, if I meet someone name in, name out, yeah
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: that's fair, names fair. See there you go benefit me.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: But no, posting a clip benefits me. So maybe it's
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: not that.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I remember when I used to I did a couple
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: of job interviews with some random places and you meet everyone, Hey,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: nice to meet, and I'm like, the next day, my god,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know anyone's there. You just do the classic like, hey, bro,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: how's it going. It's a lot to take in, so
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: much so bewhelming. Okay. Parents will literally give you dating advice,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: but they literally married your dad. Fuck yeah. Parents will
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: give you a dating advice and they're divorced. You can't talk.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Look what you did. That's so heavy. You can roast them.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: But because that's like part of you. That's a good point.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: This one. I think this one's really funny. Parents will
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: literally lie to you about Santa. To be fair, what
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: age do you reckon? You tell your kid Santa's not
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: real or you're gonna wait for him. I think our generation. Pause.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Do anyone listening think Santa's Santa is real? Surely there's
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: no one under the age of like eight, there's no way.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: But I think that our so we're in gen Z,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you and I.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: But I think that, like, maybe you and I like
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: our little generation of gen Z and maybe give it
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: down to like twenty year olds, all right, nineteen and under.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I just don't think Santa's a thing, like it's like
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: five years old. I think they're finding out now, really, Yeah.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I remember being like I was eight or nine. I
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: found out at tennis. Yeah, I remember, CARDI remember you're
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: telling that story.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I remember, yeah, finding out when I was probably in
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: year four or five. And then I faked it for
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: a while because I still wanted to get good presents
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: and also I had younger siblings. But I found out
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: because my mum spelled fucking Sanda's name wrong, probably fucking
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: drunk or some shit, and so I remember just the
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: next day being like the fuck so, but I reckon
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: social media, video.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Games, just everything. We weren't as connected. There's mad downside
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: of being the younger sibling. Although your parents have more
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: financial freedom when you're the younger child, Santa gets cut
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: off quicker. Santa gets cut off quicker.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: And also, if you're in a fight with your older sibling,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: an older sibling has nothing to lose.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, Santa's not real. Runs off your turn. Parents
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: will literally say dinner is ready and then start cooking.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck off. That's so true. I missed that. I miss
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: eating around the dinner table with my feeling. Ah, that
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: is so true. When I was how over you when
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you stopped eating around the dinner table? I think I
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: was actually pretty late. Mum was good and like made
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: us yeah, but whenever she was out, Dad was like
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: watch TV, son, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, when you're like eleven,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: maybe when you're a kid, you don't want to eat
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: at the table. Yeah, but then you start to miss it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: When I lived in Canada, every night without fail, at
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: the table, we're not allowed to eat the lander and
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah. If mum was out, my
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: stepdad would make get this macaroni and sausage, cut up
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: sausage in the macaroni.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know how to cook, and no, he
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to cook at all.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: And then I would just put catch up on it
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: and to me, delicacy fucking miss three style Michelin. But
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: he would also we call it like mac and wienas
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: or some shit and mack ANDAs. Yeah, and we were
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: allowed to watch TV when he was the But you're like,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: you're not too bad.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: But then when I went back the after moving here.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: The first time we went back, my younger brother and sister,
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: they come up, get a plate, walked out of their rooms.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to fucking bring food onto that carpet downstairs.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: It's like your parents lost the energy.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it, the energy to give a shit. And
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: then but here dinner every night I reckon up until
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I was like seventeen dinner table.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: One thing about girls, So both places my girlfriends lived at,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: she lived with a roommate, they've never had a dinner
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: take because they're quite small. They can, like I don't know,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: sit cross legged around a little coffee table and put
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: their food on them. And you put me like quite
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: a large male going down with a burger. But this
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: is the hardest thing ever. Yeah, no, no, no, I agree.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I've always said, I'm like, I'll pay for it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: No, I agree, But it's old place, no table. Yeah,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: it's so hard on them. Yeah, and this just complaining.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: When I'm spilling stuff, I'm like this, what.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: It's also I don't enjoy the meal as much if
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I can't fucking have it sitting there and lean over.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally, okay. Parents will literally say, quote, I don't
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: have a favorite, but show you who their favorite is. Yeah,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: action speak that of them. But if you had to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: be the favorite, I know your parents had like I
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: don't know, hey maybe maybe, No, I don't know. I
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: reckon it's pretty on par Okay. Yeah, we have different attributes. Man,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: my brother are like complete opposites. Yeah, so, like I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: think they like each other for different things, for each
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: one of us for different things.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I've convinced myself, and I don't know if this is
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: something I should talk about it or if this is
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: something I should bring up, but I've convinced myself that
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: my younger siblings they just need more help than I.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I would say, you've made maybe, Oh, no, it's it's
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: pretty good. I was Joanna's pretty independent. I was going
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: to say, you're probably made in the proudest just because
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you do something cool. Maybe it was pretty good to
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: be fair just because you do something cool. I don't
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: know I would say, yeah, I don't know. I wonder
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: if maybe should I feel like I don't rely on them, No,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: no at all. Maybe I do, though I don't even
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: know what. Maybe like you should go to like therapy
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: and just like talk about your childhood. Oh yeah, one
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: hundred percent you want one hundred percent? Sure?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I just like am not like again you know who're
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: talking about you can go to therapy when you're all good,
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: like it's like a maintenance checkup.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just can't.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: It's like I just feel like because I am sweet, Yeah,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: when I go there, stuff's going to be brought up.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: So it's like I feel like what's going to happen
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: is you know how to grow your hair really long girls,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: so you need to cut it and it grows better
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: because it's like you don't get split ends or like
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going to go backwards before you
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: go Yeah. Yeah, So say I'm like eighty percent out
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: of one hundred happy, which is like pretty fucking good. Right,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Let's just say I start going to therapy.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I reckon I'm going to dip down to fifty and
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: then I'll go back up to like ninety ninety five.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I feel like that's what's
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. Maybe you should have the same mindset as
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: the dentist though, But like I just got private health insurance.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Let's get in there. I use it a therapy. Yeah, facts, Yeah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: first one's free. I don't know if the first one's
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: free for the If it is, dip me down to fifty,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I'm staying there. Okay. Parents will literally not acknowledge the
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: shit they've done wrong again facts, parents a petty. I'm
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: just the worst mom ever, I'm just the worst dad ever. Whatever.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking hell. Parents will literally birth you and expect you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to be grateful. I saw one was like perfume without
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: asking for your concern exactly. I always see Yeah, they
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: always make something your problem. Yeah, you fucking chose to
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: have just love me. Yeah, oh, this one's good. Parents
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: will literally treat you like a child and expect you
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to act like an adult.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: So annoying because when you're a kid, did your parents
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: ever say to you if you want to act like
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: an adult.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Or treat you like an adult? I was lucky. I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: think I have a very good, nice upbringing. Yeah, I
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: don't have any really like parent trauma. My parents need
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: to do anything too toxic. No fair, But I've heard
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: from close friends shit that other parents yeah, and I'm
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, these are all very relatable, very relatable.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I think this one's relatable probably for everyone including you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Parents will literally expect the house to look.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Like no one lives there when they have company. Oh legit, legit.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: That's the most annoying thing. To be fair, I was
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: one of those kids who like, did you ever do this?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like you wouldn't have. Whenever I had friends over,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I would clean up because I was like conscious about
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: her house. Fuck no, yeah, I wouldn't do this. I
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: would always do it, like especially in my room, like
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: even like the bathroom and shit. So you thought, really,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I've always done that. So did you do it when
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: a girl was coming over for the first time? Oh
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: yea yeah, yeah ye yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: I did it with friends too, and I wouldn't do
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: it with friends but different girl yeah yeah, yeah a girl.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. I had to do it for a girl.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: But I love When I first started and see my girlfriend,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: she was like, did you claim from me? I'm like, no,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: it's always like this.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: I have a funny story to tell you because you
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: said that, you know how a while ago I picked
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Cassie up from this, Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I have a slub. Sometimes we were we were.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Just drun back, like chatting, and then I had very
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: recently moved in with Beth, and so we were talking
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: about that, and I was just talking about how I
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, it's honestly like a lot better than
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I thought. I thought I wasn't gonna like Shanna bed,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: but I do. And then I said like, oh, I've
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: also randomly i'm the clean one, Like I find I
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: need to clean a lot more. I can't put up
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: with the mess even though when I was here I could,
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: because I don't know why. And Johanna would get livid
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: about it. But what does she say? She said something
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: like how when she goes to your house if it's messy,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: but she doesn't give a shit. Yeah, she said that
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: the only thing she's worried about moving in with you
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: is that like, you guys are gonna have to like
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: she's gonna have to ask you to clean stuff because like,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: and she's never had to do it because at your
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: house it's not her house, and she can keep her
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: house clean, it's in her control. But she's gonna be like,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do all the cleaning.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: When we move in together.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: So she was like, the only thing is that it's
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: gonna be the cleaner, she said, I know he cleans
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: up before I get there.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know he does, I said, But the thing
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: about her is she wakes up at like five am,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: and I always ask it, like what are you doing
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the weekend? Saturday, Sunday, and like midweek she's cleaning like
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I can. There's six hours of cleaning every week. I
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: do like thirty thirty forty five minutes a week. I
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: wanted to bring up on the podcast. Why is it
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: so hard to keep a house clean? It is?
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in part, I actually understand where my mum was
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: coming from.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Now you don't even have that my stuff. Imagine when
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you accumulate heaps of stuff like our parents do, or
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I can't fucking stay on top of
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: it at my house. It's so hard to keep dust
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: down and everything like that.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: I bought an air purifier just to try and keep
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: the fucking dust down in my room. Yeah, I have
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: to vacuum in there three times a week because the
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: henry stupid hair.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little fuck.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: And then you've got to like you'll be walking like
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I have to. I have to wear slippers now because
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: if I feel a tiny bump of a crumb, I
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: get all frantic and have to vacuum just to stop vacuuming.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's everywhere, is it OCD?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't have it here. Yeah, I
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: just have it there for some reason.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: And then oh mop, and you mop. I swear the
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: next day this shit's dirty again.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah right. Maybe it's like a good influence having your
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: girlfriend there, because not that you're trying to impress her,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: but you're trying to be always on your cleaner than
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: she is not dirty, but she's messy. The thing that
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: happens with me is when I get stressed or really busy,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the first thing to go is my cleanliness around the house.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Like close you just stand on the go around, Oh no, no,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: yea yeah yeah, yeh yeah, and then I clean up
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: like on the weekend. Yeah, that's my thing. Fair, What
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: have I got here? I got one left?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Parents will literally, oh my god, they'll tell you sex
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: is bad until they want grandkids.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, we haven't experienced that yet. No, my parents are
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: asking me for grandkids already. My stepmom, bro, what about
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: your owner, she's older. You don't think that's the first
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: thing I say every time? She should be like look
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: at her.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: And then they're like, you mean that single bitch. I
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: swear it for wed. So my stepmom said that single bitch.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. You should be like, I'm a just dinner.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even go to the dentist fair. Last time,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Beth and I were in Queens at my parents' house.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Kate and Beth over there having a little fucking, I
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: don't know, some sort of scheming session and I come
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: in and then sucking, and BET's like, oh, yeah, okay,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: that's to say, what does Beth think of that Bets
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: would have one right now? Really has a trucker?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Oh right?
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Sa out here just like coaxing Kate into like thinking
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: she's gonna have a grand kid in the next year, And.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, settle the f down. We
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: didn't have them at the same time, exactly, friends, yeah, exactly,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: we've gotta be on the same mental game exactly. But
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you put it on me like he's not ready. I'm
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: more I'm not ready. I have nowhere near it. Oh,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: this is my last one, A nice one to finish it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: We had about twelve thousand responses, a lot of scrolling
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: to get all these answers, and I saw one like this,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: good one parents will literally love me. To pieces fair.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I did see one that said love and support me. Yeah,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I did see that, and I chose to ignore. Must
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: be nice to be fair. My parents do love and
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: support me, but it's so much funer to just like
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: just roast the fuck out.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: All right, Jake, it's back back deep segments back.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: See they seem to be back in like a good
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: what's it called consistent fashion?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: This is an old classic. Okay, I'm going to tell
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: you how I came up with this deep segment. So
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: it's not my question, it's not your question. No, no, no, no.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: This happened organically, which we like. I was in the
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: shower when I had an epiphany, and there was a
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: few things in my life that happened that made me
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: feel this way. You were a contributing factor. Actually, I
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: know what you're about to say. What just say it?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You don't know what about to say, about two weeks ago,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you had a little saying like, I've just been really
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: appreciating my life recently. No, you didn't. I was just
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: about to say again talking about appreciation anyway, that was
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: one thing you said it, so I didn't really think
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: too much of it. But then I was watching this
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: travel vlogger the other day and he was in Indonesia
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: hanging out with these kids who were about our age,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, and they were having fun, and you
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: were also seeing how they were living, which weren't the
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: best standards, and it really put mine and our lives
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: into perspective and made me think. And that night, I
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: was having a shower put some beats on. I was
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: just putting some tunes on that make you think, and
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: it really made me reflect. And I guess I kind
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: of wanted everyone listening right now to reflect on their lives.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: And definitely we all have problems, and I don't want
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to take away any of those problems. But in reality,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: our life we live is really, really, really privileged, and
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: we get so caught up in going to work, going
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: to the gym. These phones we hold in our hands
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: really distract you from the life you're living. How beautiful
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: it is, Like how problems are, Like we all have
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: most of us listen listening hopefully in a financial persition
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: to have a position, to have a roof over our
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: heads and everything like that, and just made me think,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: just like, take a step back from everything you're doing
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: right now, everyone listening to even you, and just be like,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you know what, Like life's kind of good. Shit, yeah,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: like it's not it's not bad. And these kids really
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: made me think. They were having so much fun just
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: in real life, and it kind of stripped away what
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I value in life right now because we're trying to
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: make money from the podcast and doing all that, and
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: they're all really good problems to have, but like taking
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: away from it, they were just having fun with each
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: other talk and shit, and I think that they're like locals. Yeah,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: they're locals. And I think that sort of made me think.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: We always get asked on this podcast like, oh, what's
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: your podcast about? Which we that question question. It's a
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: cheap question because like how do you describe a podcast?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: But I think I finally have the answer. Okay, right,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: so this is what my conclusion. Ok I think I
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: finally figured it out. I'm honestly so over social media,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: constantly pushing the top zero point zero zero one percent,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the most beautiful, the most successful, the most sculpted, people
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: that aren't real. But this podcast, it's for real people.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: And although it hurts me quite a lot because I
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: think a lot of women might have come here because
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: men might have hurt them or treated them badly, which
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: does boil my blood a little bit. But you are
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: here now, which we are grateful for. But we're building
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: something slightly different, something that's real, a space that's relatable, grounded,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: and actually kind to one another one another where you
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: can be yourself fully talk some shit, which I think
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: is really really important because when we get asked that question,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say, yeah, we just talk shit,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: but I think that's what life is about, finding people
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: that you can relate to and talk shit about your
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: life because life is just about talking shit. Yeah, and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: feel seen and supported, because that's what life is about. Fuck,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: that's pretty good, bro. I don't think I can remember
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: it if someone asked me that question. No, I need
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: one sence, Yeah, yeah, I need that summarize chattybut summarize
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: that one sentence. But it really made me think how
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: much I appreciate what we're doing and the baddies that
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: are forming around us, and I hope the environment we
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: are creating is a supportive one where everyone can flourish,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: because I think, really that's what life is about.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: I needed that, Yeah, definitely I need it. I need
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: like I kick myself all the time, all the time.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's interesting. My epiphany was kind
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: of like, as humans, we're always looking for answers, and
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: along our podcast journey we kind of tried to supply
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: the answers. Yeah, but realistically life is just about experiencing, Yeah,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: and the answer come when they come. Like it's a
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: good point, you don't really need to search for them.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Shit, Like on that appreciation thing, I've definite I've just
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: been it's just been happening probably really, I think this
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: year it's just been happening a bit where.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, moment's appreciation, I guess, Yeah, it's
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: a fucking it's like hard to talk about.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: It's not that I like you find out how to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: talk about feelings, but just like, I don't know, weird
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: moments of appreciation where you're just like try and snap
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: out of like a shitty mood or something.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not that fucking bad and it's cliche,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: but like just appreciating the little things in life. Just
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: look around you, Like you probably have a car, Yeah,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: you can probably walk. Yeah, little shit like that, Yeah,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you should be appreciative of. But that was my epiphany. No,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: just a good epiphany, just a little one recently from
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: reflecting on our lives. And I hope everyone listening has
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: something you can be appreciative of. Yeah, and if you don't,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: it's coming. It always comes.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, guys, new concept is making it to
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: another week.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: We're gonna just like read the.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Comments from YouTube and Spotify and reply to them in person.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go first. Yeah. Please.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: You guys are so real for giving that girl from
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Dilemma one one point one a wake up call.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Omg, oh, we had one like the dylema we had
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: last week where she was no, no, no, yeah, I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: do the time code. No, it wasn't one point one.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I do the timecode so one. I thought it was
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: one where the girl was the other woman for the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: forty year old because we gave her awake. I'm cool too, dilemma.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: One was the Facebook baddie dilemma. One point one was
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: the explanation of the Facebook baddy dilemma. Two was the
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: old person. Okay, one point one, I fucking do the time,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: so but wake up call about the about how your
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: boyfriend's are fucking douche Yes, slay, thank you glad we
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: could help, Thank you. Andrea Santos. Alright, I have the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Spotify comments. Ella Hartis said two times in one day
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: at fifteen to twenty minutes, is rookie numbers? Jake hahha,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: whoa like that? Oh take that? Whoa? Alright? Mad ruder
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: ell laugh fucking now, I.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Got low test. That's why. Well I wasn't expecting my
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: comment to be read out. Oh Chloe McGrory had a
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: comment read out last week. I always come in on
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: these videos. They probably look like a stalker at this point.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Great relatable episode, guys, Give it up, Chloe, you're back again.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Pick it up two weeks in a row, all right,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Hannah Appleton, freezing cold meat is super normal. I do
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: it all the time. Ah fucking oath, I commented, crazy,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: So no freezing cooked meat is normal. There's another one
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: on that. Another freezing cooked me. Yeah is normal. Yeah,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: what's uping you were judging me and freezing my cooked meat?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: It's normal. I'm not a judgmental person except for you.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: You are a fucking judgment exactly. You don't know off
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: this podcast, Oddie is the judges person you've ever met. Yeah,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: well fuck you. From Jacqueline Underscore twenty four. This episode
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: was incredible. Thank you, one of my absolute favorites recently.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: The dilemmas were so juicy and I was dying with
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: laughter at men will literally segment. I look forward to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: new episodes each week. I hope you both have a
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: great day. Oh, thank you very much, Jacqueline appreciate that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Milin Blaze. Just feeling glazed raid, he said. The segment
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: on the partner having an only fans resonated with me
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: made me cry. This episode also reminded me of my worth.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Thanks Baddie's fucking oad. Yeah, let's go. Let's go next week.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I want someone to roast Audie about something. Yeah, just
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: keep roasting Jake. I like that better. All right, but
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: this is time to call the infamous Jamie. Guys.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: We would like to preface we have been in touch
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: with Jamie not via phone, but via text.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Is this week three? It is?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: This is week three of trying to call Jamie. And
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: so she did say I've been trying answer calls, but she.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Actually dmd US and said, hey, guys, I've been receiving
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: your voice messages, which is quite funny to know. I
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: thought she wasn't listening. But we've prepped her and she's ready.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: So she put heaps of like pressure on it. I say,
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  Speaker 1: she better have the best advice we've ever had. That's
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  Speaker 1: called Jamie. She doesn't pick up.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Jamie speaking Jamie's.
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  Speaker 1: Jack and on how's it goings go? It's good to
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  Speaker 1: know you're alive. Yeah, I can't believe it. It's been
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: three weeks. We have a question and we're going to
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  Speaker 1: put a lot of pressure on you, Jamie. If that's
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: okay because it's been three weeks, Is it okay if
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  Speaker 1: you have some advice to sign off the episode?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a quote that one of my favorite quotes.
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  Speaker 4: It's a very short and sweet one. But what we
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  Speaker 4: think will become I like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. That is good. That's quick manifestation. Manifestation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie came in. I was driving you
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  Speaker 3: today and I was like, Jamie's gonna answer.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Jamie. I'll say what I asked,
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  Speaker 1: what did you think about voice messages?
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  Speaker 4: It was actually like I didn't expect it, and then
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I've like clicked on and I'm like, oh my god,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: they've actually like said things. And then when it was
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: on the episodes, I've like said like the episodes to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: my friends and I'm like, oh my god, I used
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: the calls and they've actually put it up and they
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: were like, look at least your voice sound.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jamie, thanks so much. You have a good
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  Speaker 1: mess of your day.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, you too, Thanks Fate, stay bad.