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Ep. 117: Do you believe in Miracles? · The Hack Box

• Don: Yo. MAS: A... ahead. Don: none of y'all checked in with the Golden Knights. MAS: Who's going to be the first to get gear? That's the question. JRD: I don't know man, Don: Shh. I'm not gonna lie, I will get gear right now or before this episode even finishes. I will go to New York and I'll get a jersey right. As a matter JRD: He's a fan medical speed dial. MAS: We're gonna hear that first Apple page is de-ding Don: of fact, have you looked at the rosters any year? JRD: No, but I MAS: Nah. JRD: I I watched one is it called a game or match? I don't know. But I watched one of their games against the ducks. We got spank this season. The ducks, we got spanked game two. We got we got spanks. Don: Preseason or no, they're undefeated right now though. we lost to the Ducks? Brev: Yeah, I was about to say y'all know who he lost to, right? The ducks, bruh. Anaheim. JRD: Dogs. MAS: Well they're Don: All right. MAS: spanking the cracker right now, they just got another, it's 4-0. Yeah, I have no idea who's even top teams right Brev: No. MAS: now. Don: get Brev: I don't either I don't either. Don: it. they're two they're two and one. We're good. Yeah. We're slowly getting in. But Brev: That'll come with time though. MAS: Still rocking. We'll figure it out. Don: have y'all looked at the roster yet? Any of you? JRD: Mm mm. MAS: No. JRD: And if I did, I don't know who's good or who's not. It'll just be names to me. Don: I just wanna know if they have a good black person. They have no black people on this team, bro. JRD: Mm. MAS: are we the last news and you tell me whether they sound JRD: Yeah, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it. Let's get Don: which one? JRD: let's say guess the race. Monster's gonna say the last name and we gotta guess the race. That's da that's fun, let's do it. Brev: Guess the race? I'm down. Last names MAS: T-HURDLE Brev: only. MAS: T-HURDLE Don: They're all white, bro. There's no way they're he's gonna be white. Brev: Is why MAS: Akle, Stone, I think it's this guy, Olawson. JRD: Hey, what kind of white though? What kinda white? Canadian or American? Yes, Canadian. Don: they're they're gonna be Caucasian There's not one black person you've seen. JRD: Honor them now. Brev: He said Donovan? Don: We got one person named Victor Allo F son. From Swedish. MAS: Let's see if they have a team picture. Don: Out look on ESPN. The whole roster. They show their pictures and their name right next to it. JRD: Lavatoria? Don: Alexander Oakes, nah. JRD: Bruh. Brev: Mm-mm. Don: Yeah, bruh. Is there any black people in the freaking league that are good though? MAS: Got it Apparently, Don: what? MAS: I see one. This Don: What's he? MAS: is, it's a 2026 Division Pacific Champions and it's got like a little team picture. It's got one guy in the center. He got a little melon in there. JRD: there's f there's a few of Brev: yeah, there you go. JRD: They got Seth Jones. MAS: I don't know who it is though. Don: Well I'm still Vegas. I gotta get a jersey bro Brev: Well, I don't see one. MAS: we get a hat. get a jersey. We got hats. Don: I just wanna s I wanna JRD: I'll get a beanie. That big hat guy. MAS: Like a black hat just with a little spark in it would be fire. JRD: I I'll get a beanie with a little fucking logo. Brev: Might go hat also. Don: I'm not locked in. Brev: yeah, it's gonna be a slow burn, but we'll get there. MAS: Well, think if I'm gonna get a jersey, it's gotta have a name on it. I don't know the players. I'm not that dedicated yet. Don: Yeah. Brev: I think I'd rather get a jersey without a name on it, honestly. Don: Yeah, right. like one of those T shirt jerseys. JRD: Yeah. Get your own last name, fuck it. Don: Well, okay, you get a custom one. JRD: Yeah. At the same price nowadays. MAS: Just look up each player individually and see whose highlight has more views. JRD: J just because the captain. Shit. Don: get there. By the end of the season, Brev: We'll see. Don: I feel like I'm a four right now, four out of ten. Nah, maybe a three. Maybe a three. I'm I'm I'm like a three. I'm like a three. Nah. Two. Two. You're JRD: You are you a four? Are you a four guys? Hubris incarnate, man. Hubris incarnate. Just be a two. Like MAS: Four is crazy. Brev: Four? You're not a four. MAS: See you. Don: right. I feel like by the end of the season I'll be a five. JRD: That's very doable. Brev: I don't think any of us are more than one right now. MAS: Yeah JRD: P two Don: I can be two. We can be two. Brev: I think the fact that we chose them gives us a one. But I don't think any of us can name any players. JRD: Nah, but if you if you're willing to s if you Don: Yeah. JRD: are contemplating spending bread on on like on on yeah, on merch, you gotta be a two. Don: You gotta be a two. Cause we're not like little we're not girls just trying to be with the trend, you know what I mean? Like when they go to a game, they're gonna buy a hat just to be look cute at the game. We are real fans, JRD: Yeah Don: bro. We are here for the long run. My kids are gonna JRD: Yeah. Don: be like, my dad's a golden knight fan. JRD: We go like this but we go to Vegas all the time. Why? Your c dad Don: Yeah. JRD: gambles? Nah, he's a he likes hockey. Golden Knights. Huge golden nights fame, yes. Yeah, Don: He's a big yeah, he's a big golden line fan. He's actually the only black person I know likes hocke hockey. Brev: Yeah. JRD: for real, yeah. Yeah. Fifteen years from now we're gonna be have our own little box. Brev: Own box? That'd be kinda tough. JRD: It won't be too expensive, I'm pretty sure. Don: Las Vegas, bro. JRD: Nah, but it's still hockey. Don: Yeah, you're right. Hockey's getting outperformed by WBA. on ESPN ESPN JRD: Let's close it. Don: WBA's outperforming hockey and Baseball. JRD: Baseball. Don: Baseball's in playoffs right now, bro. JRD: I I c speak can I ask you a question, Moss? And being funny. MAS: Yeah. JRD: what's going on with your times? Is this is this a common thing because playoffs at one at at one thirty? Ridiculous. On a random fucking Wednesday? What's going on with that? Brev: Mm-hmm. JRD: That's crazy. MAS: They games? Don: Früh sagen. JRD: No no I mean no, but like playoffs can't be one thing on a Wednesday. Baseball, that's insane. Don: Two else for what? baseball? Brev: I feel like MAS: But they're series though, so it's like But basketball's JRD: all playoffs are serious. MAS: within a arena so at that point it's different. it don't even matter. JRD: Robot Don: Well, JRD: to Don: yeah, honestly, that's a good point because when you want to play baseball, you gotta play in the daytime, bro. You can't have prime time. You could, you could, yeah, you're right. JRD: You can play at night. They have night games. I've been to a night baseball game. MAS: it depends on the stadium. Some times the sun's gonna put up a lot worse stuff, but Don: you're right. Nah. No, you're time out. Football, JRD: Okay. The d the d I Yeah. Don: they play in the morning, playoff games. Until later in the first round is for sure day games. First rounders They're for sure playing early games in the first round in wild card. JRD: No, not playoff. It's weekend, not around a Tuesday. Weekend. No, but Brev: Yeah, but it's on Saturday and Sunday. It's on a weekend. JRD: I I said weekday weekday. Brev: Yeah, it's on a Saturday and Sunday though. Don: This is only the first this is only the first round. JRD: No, but I said weekday evenings. That's crazy. Brev: Mm-hmm. JRD: People are still in school. People are still at work. Yeah. Don: You're right, you're right, you're right, my fault. You're right. No weekdays is crazy. MAS: I think too, a Sunday football too, they're probably losing viewers 'cause of chur people going to church. People make people go to different time masses, Brev: No, it's never stopped them before. MAS: but Don: Yeah, I think they get enough. I think they're fine. 'Cause she could go to church for throughout the day. JRD: Now y you feel that way, but we live on the west coast. yeah. That's MAS: I seen fools wear a jersey to church, bro. It's crazy. JRD: crazy. But no, we live on the west coast. So a lot a lot of us we miss football, but the main Bible belt and the East Coast, they're not missing too Don: Yeah, they're good. JRD: many games. They're good. It's just us. Yeah. Yeah, what Brev: Yeah, they're catching out at one PM every day every Sunday. Don: 'Cause the first the first It's ten o'clock for us. JRD: if them yeah. 'Cause I watch the first half MAS: Yeah. It's different town. JRD: of games and I go to church and I miss some and I go back. But yeah, like but Don: If you wanna go to church and watch football, you could definitely do both. JRD: Yeah, you do both. I I watched it in the morning before within. I missed a a second half of the Don: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. but you said this before, Josh. Baseball's a dying sport, bro. JRD: Yeah, baseball is a dying sport. For for multitude of Don: Crazy. JRD: reasons. baseball has become like I'm using my the same lingo, a catlass just to drink. I feel like. I feel a lot of people are going to baseball games. It happens in other sports too, but mainly in baseball I see girls they want to go, look cute, take a few pictures, get a Michulata and call it a day. Baseball is the only sport where it's common to come When the game is already starting and leave before it's over. That's the only sport where it's common. You can say no, but that's a fact. That's the only sport where it's common. we only gotta go to the second inning? That's insane. And people are living watching the center. Yeah, okay, hey. It's Brev: Well, there's a hundred and sixty other games you can go to. Yeah. JRD: eighty one games of basketball. I know it's half that, but still. People are not doing it. Brev: Yeah. yeah, and by the way, basketball plays in the afternoon on weekdays for playoffs. JRD: Not one o'clock. Never. Never one o'clock. Brev: I remember seeing it on lunch break, man. JRD: Never. There has never been a game. It might be in a summer. Is it in the summer? Brev: No, I'm talking about a NBA playoffs. MAS: And it's all time change too, so it's like I don't JRD: What time of year what time of year is the NBA playoffs? Brev: It's like April. JRD: April. For sure not. In the E it's for sure not. For sh Brev: Yeah. JRD: three o'clock will probably be the closest game in basketball. And it'll be three o'clock our time. Don: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out. You saying JRD: Yeah. Don: basketball does not have games before three o'clock? JRD: Yeah, these are playoffs. Don: Yeah, there's for sure early playoff games for basketball Brev: Yeah, for sure. Don: during the weekends. JRD: In our time. Brev: No, during the weekdays. Yeah. JRD: during the weekdays for playoffs. Yeah, that's what he's saying. Never. Don: Not weekdays. not weekdays. I don't remember any Brev: Yeah. Don: I think it's weekend. I think it's weekend. 'Cause Sundays and Saturdays they'll play like at twelve o'clock, one o'clock. And it's gotta be the first it's gotta be the first round though only. Brev: They'll definitely play earlier on the weekends. they might play in the morning on the weekend, but early afternoon weekdays for sure. JRD: Maybe. F I will say this. No no I I will I w okay, Don: Well first round you gotta think there's so many games. You gotta they gotta stack JRD: I will say this. It will never be one o'clock in their time zone. Well I'm saying the Dodgers play it around one o'clock in LA. It might be one o'clock for us, but it might be a New York game and is at three. I can see that happening in b in basketball. But that's for sure not gonna be a basketball game. Los Angeles Lakers versus Timberwolves tip off one PM. Brev: Mm-hmm. JRD: Never. Don: Mm. yeah, yeah, Brev: Hm, I don't know. Don: yeah, yeah. It 'cause it's it 'cause it's a West Coast team. Basically what you're saying. 'Cause only only East Coast teams will probably play that early. Like you said. JRD: Yeah and yeah. 'Cause the times don't change. But the Dodgers put at one Don: Yeah, but MAS: And big JRD: o'clock th our time, which is crazy. Don: On what day? Tuesday? JRD: Yeah. No. Brev: No, that was Sunday when they play. Or MAS: Yeah. Baseball yeah, baseball and that could be why you say it's dying, but it I think the sport itself will never die. everyone loves anyone who with it's one of those things the JRD: no sp noes for ever die. Agree. No spirit. MAS: but I just think yeah, exactly. the people it's not growing in the sense the way that the NFL or NBA is growing, for sure. it's not getting new fans, nothing's attracting people to watch baseball who don't know baseball. JRD: Yeah, it's it's going backwards. MAS: It's no, the people Don: Going backwards. MAS: are cycling. The kids who play baseball, JRD: Yeah. MAS: they're gonna teach their kids and it's gonna keep going. Brev: I don't know. I I wouldn't say w it goes JRD: I would say I would say Brev: backwards. I think it plateaued though. MAS: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. it's just cycling the same fa families and stuff. JRD: no. It's it's for it's for it it's for sure going backwards. th Don: Think so. JRD: no, it's because you can't say it's recycling when baseball used to be America's pastime. So that means if it was America's pastime, that means everyone was watching baseball. So that means every family will still be watching that. I n Don: Well, that's because baseball had no competition though back then. JRD: I know that I agree I'm agreeing with you. But all I'm saying is by his logic, if you go there has to be a point of time where it went backwards. There has to be important time I went backwards. If baseball used to be America's pastime and you say, it's just the same families watching it again and again and again, that means it will be the same amount of numbers. Right? So it had at one point MAS: It's definitely got people growing. I'm just saying it's not growing at the same rate. it's not gaining popularity. It gains fans. Like you said, JRD: Yeah. Yeah, I think it loses popularity. MAS: you you got the girls who go who still buy tickets, still buy merch to go to a game. JRD: Yeah. MAS: that's still gaining fans. It's just not gaining the right fans. You know what I mean? JRD: A hundred percent. Yeah, no, no that that's fine. No, that's fine. you just I don't think that's right or wrong, fans. I'm just saying if it's not growing, it's dying. That's the way I feel. In any business. If you're not growing, you're dying. Don: Well Brev: I think if it stops growing doesn't mean it's dying. I think the fact that the NBA and the NFL surpassed it doesn't mean that it it die is it JRD: If you're n if you're not growing if if somebody's not growing this what? Brev: went backwards. JRD: Isn't that dying? MAS: Like he said, great word, plateau. Yeah. Brev: I think it plateaued. Yeah. Don: I don't you're wrong. JRD: You think it's stagn you need stagnant. Don: Josh, you're wrong though. JRD: No, I don't think I am. Don: You don't think that it's definitely growing. I just looked it up. The numbers say the opposite of what you're saying. O B just finished a fourth JRD: Let's see what I'm never saying. Don: straight year and a tendency growth. JRD: In what? For for O B in general or just a charger? Don: And the tennis girl for games. JRD: A across the O B? Don: O B, yes, as a sport. As the JRD: Hmm, there's something wrong. There's something wrong with it. Don: straight four years in a row at tennis group. JRD: I I guess I'm wrong man. But I it's g it's gonna come up. It was dying. Resurgence of baseball. Brev: Yeah. Now obviously at some point in time it definitely got surpassed. But I don't think it ever went backwards. Yeah. Yeah, no. Not at all. Don: But it it's not competing with NFL or NBA and now MAS: Yeah. Exactly. Don: the WNBA. 'Cause we are here, bro. I'm telling y'all this. I better hop on this train, bro. Shortest big movement. It looks green for California. MAS: Yeah. That's part of the reason why that's part of the reason why we'll never win a World Cup too, but Don: Who won't? MAS: 'Cause NBA and NFL's too popular, bro, they're taking all the better athletes. JRD: say can you see? Don: Speaking of speaking of, I don't ever want you to root for us when we're win the World Cup within the next three JRD: I agree. Don: to two World Cups. JRD: Yeah, exactly. Don't be like, hey Don: I don't want you JRD: man. I don't want you to see some base like I told you all we have to do was this and we did that. That's the first thing you go say. I told you. Yeah. Don: Yeah. Hey, that's the first thing he's gonna say. For people who don't know, me, Josh believed that USA men's national team will win a World Cup in our lifetime. Miguel is a non believer and does not believe that will happen. JRD: Before forty before forty four. Before forty four. We're gonna win a World Cup before I'm forty four. Not you guys me. Don: Four forty four, what do you mean? Two thousand and forty four? MAS: Why do you make it sound like we're that far off? JRD: You're not but the world club Brev: Yeah. JRD: is every four years. MAS: Yeah. Don: I say we I say we win in the next three to four World Cups. JRD: Yeah. Don: It's gonna be in the near future for World Cup Sanders. My kids MAS: So we can make a bet Brev: So potentially MAS: right now while we're recording or what? Brev: by the time we're forty, we'll have a World Cup. Don: We've been made a bed. What what's the bed? JRD: We haven't yeah, we haven't read it back, yeah. Don: You the one that don't MAS: We did. Don: want to make a bed. I'm 100% conf we can put a thousand dollars in that shit, bro. JRD: To what what MAS: What episode will we be on when that when that bet goes Brev: It is a long term bet. MAS: through? JRD: It'll be season twelve. It'll Don: That's a long term bet, yeah. JRD: be season twelve. Don: Not even. MAS: yeah. See but the thing is is JRD: Well a hack market, our kids could be on this stuff. MAS: I want them to win. I just don't think it's possible based Don: Yeah, sure. Negative energy does not help that. MAS: on everything, not just off of my own passion for my country, clearly, but I'm Don: So it's like kinda like saying, bro, it's like saying as a fan of a team, your team can be as trash but booty dookie. But as a fan, you have hopes of seeing them win a championship in your lifetime. That's why you root for that team. So for you to say, I root for US men's JRD: He's telling the truth. I'm a Cowboys fan. Don: national team, but I don't think they're ever gonna win a World Cup, is you're not a real fan. JRD: Yeah. Don: You just root for them because you're American. MAS: Yeah, but imagine a imagine your team just freaking played under five hundred ball, had a shitty season, just like the Giants right now, right? Next year Don: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Brev: And get to the playoffs? MAS: next year or but let's say the whole team exploded and you lost everyone, you had to rebuild. You can still say that you want your team to win, but you don't believe that they're gonna win within the next four years. Don: You're not fan. I don't think you could be a fan and say have that mindset. JRD: No, no, I I I I agree with you, Moss. That that's like that's very logical. you can be realistic and but no, it's gonna take some time. But you're saying never. MAS: True. Don: Yeah. You're saying it's not gonna happen. And you're like JRD: Yes, if you're saying never. If you said Don: absolute on that. So why are you watching us? You're not with us, bro. you're against us. JRD: Sith. Yeah, you yeah, you Sith, you Sith Lord. Absolute. Sith Lord. MAS: more w when you say us, I'm more us with them than you guys are us with them. I'm par I Don: no you're not, bro. MAS: played soccer like men's but I'm saying I know the game. Don: Congratulations, buddy. What did that do? USA JRD: Congratulations. Don: what's USA national JRD: I'll play soccer too. Don: team? JRD: I got a trophy up there I can bring out. MAS: What I'm saying is at one point Brev: Yeah. Don: I for sure watch the most soccer of all of us in here. JRD: No. Don: Yes, I do. You don't. Brev: I score the most goals in FIFA. Don: Okay, but I set you up and you also miss the most goals. Brev: Take the most shots. Don: So can I ask you this, Moss, I want you to answer this completely honest. I want you to be as honest as possible. Cause this is a genuine question. I really wanna I wanna hear what your your thought is on this. Do you believe in miracles? JRD: Do you believe? MAS: Yeah. I do believe in miracles. Don: But you don't believe in USA men's national team? That's crazy. You believe in miracles more than you believe in the men's national team? JRD: I honestly don't think it's gonna take a miracle. I honestly don't think it's gonna take a miracle for USA to win a World Cup. We are. Don: I don't Josh, Josh, me and you are on the same page, bro. Like I think they're on the JRD: Ha ha ha. Don: the fact that we have to talk this dude into even believing in the team is crazy to me, bro. He's JRD: It is. Don: supposed to this is supposed to be a fan, bigger fan than us. JRD: 'Cause he played for himself. he like he was Don: Cause he played. MAS: No, I just understand w I understand what the US team blacks. Don: my gosh, cause soccer is such a hard concept to grasp, bro. my goodness. You have to play it to understand it. JRD: Yeah. We get it off sides. Off sides. We get it. Off sides. That's the only thing you gotta know. Off sides. You chill after that. Yeah, mono, mono. That's it. Handball, handball. Side tackle. Yellow MAS: Ha ha ha. Don: We get it. You can't touch it with the hand, okay bro. We got it. We get it. It's really called football everywhere else, bro. We know. JRD: red. Only two colors. Yellow red. MAS: I'm not talking about the game itself, I'm talking about the academies and the programs and the teams and the youth. Don: What are we talking about there? Bro, we are all aware of that. We are all aware America is far behind and how they develop their youth. JRD: Exactly. Don: We are aware of that. But America also has great youth currently right now. And it's because the exposure America's gotten in soccer. So now that this guy, bro. So you're telling me Kavon Sullivan is a is just a normal, he's gonna be another Christian Politic. Is he gonna be better than Christian Politic or worse than Christian Politic? MAS: I don't know No, he's definitely gonna be better than Christian Pulse. Don: All what about Clint Disby? Brev: Mm-hmm. MAS: His name's just honestly is too nostalgic to I I from but Don: That's crazy to me. He's gonna dog walk the my Kafan Solomon's gonna be so tough, bro. MAS: Yeah, he's definitely gonna be better than him. Don: I'm trying to think of another person. Who yeah, Brev: Landon Donovan. Don: Lennon Donovan. MAS: Josie Altador. Don: he's for sure being better than Algador. I fucked with Algador. MAS: Wendelowski? No, I don't think he Don: we gotta convince him to believe in his own country. This supposed to be JRD: For real. Don: a true American people. Patriot Moss. Has no faith in his own country. MAS: Okay, so w so you what do you want me to say? I b okay, I believe that I we JRD: What if it's not? MAS: have a chance to win in the next four years. Don: I bel I believe there's a chance. Yes. I believe there's a chance I can see my team win a championship. JRD: You don't gotta say next four, you can say next four World Cups. That's anything happening to MAS: See, but honestly, adding just adding the word there's a chance makes that whole statement different. I okay, Don: That's sixteen years, bro. You don't think a teen can get good? MAS: see that's what I'm saying. Adding the word chance JRD: Yeah, that's wrong. MAS: changes it. So I'm saying I can say that. I believe we have a chance to win the next four years. Don: But that's what you're saying. You're saying we're never gonna win. So that doesn't that means there's no chance. Now you're saying there's a chance. That's believing. MAS: guess I'm just in it for the bed, I guess. I don't know. Don: I absolutely believe I will see a World Cup unless knock on wood I die tragically early. But then Josh carries on that bet. JRD: I found one for sure. yeah, Sino. I you know what's a good investment to have for your home? You know when go into those offices and they have a little water machine, the jugs? Don: Don't you Hack of the Week? JRD: It's a hack MAS: Ha ha. Brev: The water coolers? JRD: of them. Don: I'm just gonna go crazy. JRD: Bro, I have one. Fire. Yeah, they come bring it to your house. It's amazing. It's amazing. Don: Mmm. You get the little theme jugs. Brev: I got one too. It's actually cheaper to get water that way too. Yeah. Don: 'Cause I don't trust these brick fillers. That's Brev: No, I refill mine for like I fill refill two five gallon ones for five bucks. Don: I'm copying that shit. I'm not gonna MAS: That's too much. Don: lie. I'm copying that within a week or two. Not even gonna lie. Depend how much they ate for. Brev: Yeah. It's JRD: It's fire, bro. We gotta MAS: That's too much. JRD: Costco Brev: cheap. JRD: is hella cheap. Free delivery. Don: Yeah, they got free deliveries for those water drugs. I used to have it when I was a kid, my family did. And I just forgot all about that bro. JRD: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Bro, we got one, man. It tastes b Don: I'll be killing water like that. JRD: I be k it tastes better too. I don't know what it is. It tastes better out of the machine. Don: That's what I'm saying. I don't trust British filters. MAS: Why not? Don: Brittany filters? 'Cause they expire one and then like not all of are solid, bro. JRD: No one refills them. MAS: if you set reminders in a calendar you can do it. Don: Hundred percent. But why not I just get a subscription for giant JRD: No, we never do. Remember my burda filter we had? I never refilled that shit. MAS: Probably change do you change your air filters? HVAC tip. Do you change your air filters? air filters. Don: For cars? Brev: Air filters, yeah. Don: Yeah, no. I changed my Tesla Eric filters twice since I had the car and I had the car for maybe three, four years. And I can smell it when the freaking AC comes on. I need to change some shit. Nah. JRD: That's that's pretty good, that's good. When I get my oil changed, I'll be like, put it back, put it back. Put it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it back. Put that shit back. Yeah, put that back. Don: You wanna change the filters? No. I'll put that back, buddy. I came here for one. Dang, I miss oil changes, bro. Psych. Something I'll never JRD: Yeah, it's ippy loop. Don: say. MAS: Crazy. Don: Yeah, I d I just really genuinely don't think you're really an American fan. So when we actually win that World Cup, Brev: Mm-hmm. Don: I hope you're not with me because you wouldn't be able to celebrate. JRD: And you can't come to the You can't come w we're gonna have a get together and you're not invited. It's gonna be the Hackbox Don: Yeah. MAS: Basically, yeah, if yeah, I if y if JRD: present. MAS: I was around you, you wouldn't celebrate yourself just because you'd be stopping me from celebrating. Don: Exactly. That's what I'm that's my exact point, yeah. JRD: Yeah. Don: It would ruin my whole experience, bro. The only World Cup I ever see, bro, is cause you fuck it up. JRD: Put your hand down. Don: There's no way you can enjoy that shit with us, bro. MAS: Imagine if I would just find a way to make it happen, bro. This fool would be mad. JRD: And and why w I also get mad? You you f you f you act like we don't dominate in woman's soccer already. We're halfway there. We Don: Yeah. We don't got the same development as him. Still. JRD: can though. If if MAS: That's a little different. JRD: if we can do it in women, Don: It's not JRD: we can do it in men. Don: The men are getting bro, our p we're getting we're getting talented, bro. In this youth pool right now, we're getting talented, bro. these players are gonna play on the top teams in Europe, bro. We never had this abundance of American players playing this level. MAS: Alright, alright. I hope. I wanna see him win, bruh. I hope to see him win. I believe they will win. JRD: We have a seventeen MAS: I know the chant. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. JRD: year brother, Man City. Brev: I believe though. Don: I I believe that we will JRD: Yeah. Don: win. I believe that we will win. It's a classic, bruh. Classic. Alright, bruh, what's what's going to this NFL, bruh? This been going crazy. And I want this to be known on record, recorded, for you guys and for the mass public. I predicted the Fort Yards were gonna go sixteen to one. And I just wanna toot my horn again because I'm I'm Brev: Mm-hmm. Don: even more sure now, bro. MAS: Track. Don: I had a little bit I was maybe ninety six percent sure when I first made the prediction. JRD: Yeah. Don: Now I'm a hundred percent sure we're gonna sixty anyone. Barring a crazy dream. JRD: What was what was Umbrella's coach predictions? How about that? What's going on with chip with your team pop? I didn't. Brev: Eight. Eight and nine or nine and eight. Don: Well he didn't predict it'd be that good though. No, well it's like not made. Brev: We've got two wins in a row now. I'm still not impressed though. JRD: Yeah. Can you speak for your brother? Don: man. Pray for your Chargers. Everybody pray for your local Chargers fan. They're going Brev: the chargers? My Lord. JRD: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Don: through it, bro. Brev: Going through it. MAS: I hate it. JRD: Okay, here's something. Who do you think is gonna be the last women's team? Don: The last JRD: winless team. Brev: Chargers. JRD: I say Texans. Don: Who's all the woman's teams right now? JRD: It's Texans, Chargers, Brev: Miami. JRD: Miami. What do you got shit? Brev: but I think the charges have a really tough schedule. Don: Nah JRD: The hardest. Don: Chargers Chargers sneak a win in before Miami. Brev: Think so? Don: I think so. Miami's dog shit, bro. They don't have anything. And they just lost H N. JRD: No quarterback. MAS: I was just about to ask, who the hell is there? Don: Malik, we'll list. JRD: Tennessee Titans and Buccaneers are Brev: Malik Well is JRD: The Bucks are 0-4 too? Don: Bucks are on four also. They lost Baker Mayfield like two weeks ago, right? Or do you JRD: They were and three though, Brev: Yeah. JRD: Baker May for O and two of Baker May for. Brev: Jalen started this last game. Don: Jalen, yeah, and he was ass Fuck, man. I knew he was gonna be. Brev: Yeah, but this is for a start. Don: Well he threw like one touchdown, two interceptions, something like that. Less than two hundred yards, I think. Jalen. JRD: But it's crazy because it you look at the Vikings and Kyler Murray, he's playing not the best and they just keep on winning. Brev: Or no. JRD: Four none. Yeah, and he and he sucks. They Don: That for no. Minnesota? Brev: Yeah, the Vikings are four now. Yeah. JRD: won last week and scored no touchdowns. Like four five field goals. Brev: Yeah, Justin Jefferson didn't even play last week. Don: No way, Minnesota's undefeated. JRD: No touchdowns last week. Jess field goals and a and they won. By fifteen, MAS: That's crazy. JRD: I think. I'm lying, not fifteen. Don: Well I'll be down. JRD: Like Brev: They beat Miami. JRD: they kicked five field goals and one. Don: Huh. So it's the Fort Niners, Kansas City, and Minnesota. JRD: Yeah. Brev: That's it. Don: Well all right, out of those three, who's gonna stay undefeated longest? I I know my answer. JRD: The Chiefs. Easy schedule. MAS: Miners. Brev: I got the Chiefs also. Don: They look for dinner. JRD: Just boost off schedule not skill wise. MAS: I didn't realize why Don: Haters. MAS: are people still not talking about Brock Purdy and talking about the best Don: A hundred percent. That's like that was my next thing, bro. Brev: Yeah, he's balling, bro. JRD: I can I can answer that. I can answer that. I can answer that. Don: But MAS: I know people yeah. Go ahead, Jeff. JRD: He Don: The great team. JRD: not knocked out. First though I gotta say has he been sacked yet? MAS: He's mister Irrelevance. Don: He's been he hasn't been sacked yet in f in four games he has not been sacked. No JRD: Has he been sacked? He hasn't been sacked in four games and he's not some super mobile fast quarterback. He does, but has he been? Don: Whoa. Whoa, don't do don't disrespect. Don't don't disrespect Brock Purdy, bro. Brev: No, he knows how to evade the pocket. MAS: He's eight here mobility, bruh. Don: He yes, he has. He's definitely been Brev: I I feel like he always Don: able to evade Brev: has. JRD: He's eight in mobility. Don: some sacks. JRD: He's eight in mobility. MAS: Yes. If there's a S tier, he can move, bruh. JRD: He's A tier mobility Brevins. No, he's an A tier, Brev. Brev. Brev: Wait, you said S tier mobility? Don: S tier mobility. I'll put him in A tier, for sure. MAS: I'm saying That's what I'm saying. JRD: You you agree, A tier mobility. Brev: A tier. JRD: Yes. Maas doesn't know what he's Don: Compared to all all the quarterbacks in the league right now. JRD: talking about at JDJD. Brev: So we're no, but think about who we're putting S and A. Don: The fuck? Brev: We're putting Lamar, Josh Allen, MAS: Exactly. Don: S who's an S who's an S right now? JRD: I would say p I would say I would say Patrick Mahomes is A and Josh Allen Lamar Don: No. JRD: S. Don: I will put Brock Purdy's mobility over Patrick Mahone's mobility right now, for sure. Currently? Currently, yes, for sure. Well look MAS: can't speak on my homes but I just know from what I see, bruh. Don: at the Russian stats right now, bruh. Brev: Mobility. there's a lot of people a lot of quarterbacks that are mobile. Kyler Murray's mobile. JRD: Mobility isn't necessarily rushing. Don: Also Mahomes is still thirty one in a row, bro. JRD: Yeah. Don: Yeah, but he's also not good though. He's mobile building period. Like are you is Brev: Well are we talking about their level of quarterback player or are we talking about just their mobility? JRD: Is it? MAS: Just instinct to do it too. Just Brev: No, Brock Creedy he can he gets out the pocket. Don: Bro, we seen that boy run, bro. He got a touchdown callback? Bro, bro Brock Purdy's a better mobile quarterback than MAS: yeah. Don: ca than Patrick Mahomes. Brev: That's right. Don: matter of fact, we're not even about to go over that and let that disrespect settle. I need you actually to apologize. Because Mahomes is not a better mobile quarterback than Brock Purdy today. JRD: I'm sorry. Today you're right. Brev: Today? Yeah. Don: Today, yes. MAS: What are the rushing yards, Josh? Don: When we d when we tell you his rushing stats, bro, first game, seven carries for twenty three yards and a touchdown. Solid. He just asked. He just asked. JRD: I saw. I said I'm sorry. I said I'm sorry. I said I'm sorry. I I I'm MAS: That's two times. You got three strikes you're out, Josh. You're wrong twice. Don: He just asked. JRD: like I put the flag wrong twice. Put the flag Brev: Yeah. JRD: up. Put the flag up. Don: I didn't even look at Purdy's yet. I just I'm just that confident his shit's killing his. MAS: He can move. Brev: Yeah, he's definitely in the top quarterback's conversation this year. JRD: Well look I I would say between the Forty Niners and the Chiefs is whoever loses to the Seahawks first. 'Cause forty niners Don: We do play Seahawks next. JRD: Yeah, the Chiefs play the Chargers and then they play the Seahawks after. You guys play the Seahawks this week. Don: Yeah. JRD: So whoever loses to the four the Seahawks first. Brev: I don't know. The Seahawks Don: Yeah. Brev: lost to the Commanders a couple of weeks ago. Don: Sea's not nobody's worried about the Seahawk, bro. JRD: Yeah, but those divisional teams, MAS: Fraud? Don: I a hundred percent agree with you, but JRD: those the visional thing you went you and the Seahawks and the Rams? Don: Can't go sixteen and one without beating the Seahawks and the Rams. JRD: Always a to it's always a toss up between ya. I don't know why. MAS: Yeah. We Don: For outside looking in. JRD: Yeah. MAS: gotta sweep them. JRD: I don't think anyone has ever sp in the past few years. MAS: Who'd you say we were gonna lose to? I forgot. Don: I said we're gonna lose a very large game against the Cardinals. Brev: Cardinals last week. JRD: For resting. For resting. Yeah. Don: That's just Yeah, it's just Brev: 'Cause no one would be playing. Don: resting players or players play not really be that serious. Or Cardinals play the heart out. Mm hmm JRD: Would you would you play your players? I think Tom Brady and Ronnie Moss played that one year. The last game. Don: I think we'll play our players, but I think that Cardinals might just wanna let's not let them finish undefeated and be do some hater shit and play out their minds that game. 'Cause we had a good game against JRD: Até o. Don: Cardinals like two weeks ago. No, y'all call me delusional for that shit. Look at y'all now. JRD: I don't know what the c I Brev: It's not gonna be sixteen and one. JRD: don't know what the Cowboys are MAS: Four and just JRD: doing, man. Don: Or no, I got like we're a quarter there, buddy. Quarter there. Yeah. Cowboys are ass. Cowboys are ass and JRD: I wanted to keep it. MAS: They don't say. Don: we don't need to even touch talk about codes. Brev: C D just had seventeen catches though. JRD: Bro, I really feel Brevin can play on our defense and start. Not n cause Brev: Yeah. JRD: he I was saying that because you still play and you're not you're not a professional athlete. Brev: Mm-hmm. JRD: But it's like come on. Bro, Don: Is Brev: Throw someone in there. JRD: bland, I will fight bro. Like I I think I would, bro. It's like I can't take it, man, this is It hurts like why are we v having a close game against the Texans? Don: Tex did y'all beat them? Y'all beat right? 'Cause Texans are winless? Texans are not a bad team though, bro. Texans are JRD: Yeah we beat him, yeah we beat him, yeah we beat him, but it's like barely. It was barely game. We played it Brev: That was a banger game. JRD: better against the fucking Ravens. Don: But the Texans are not a bad team. They're just disguised by a bad record, bro. Brev: No, they've JRD: Yes. Brev: they're not what they were yet last year. The defense isn't either. Yeah. JRD: Their defense isn't doing what they're supposed to be, yeah. And C J Trout ever since he little l big broad Caleb Williams, even Bunns, Don: Yo, facts. Ever since then, and Brev: Ever since then. Yeah. JRD: I was in Sten, yeah. Don: look at Caleb. That boy about to be the next MVP in the next two to three years. JRD: Yeah. Yeah, he he gonna be the king of Indiana when they move for the new stadium. Don: Did you guys see that shit? Tyreek Hill Brev: That's crazy though. Don: might re-sign, but he has a wife. JRD: The C O See cold weather. Don: Do you guys see what his wife said, bro? JRD: What'd she say? Brev: Those are the allegations, the abuse allegations? Don: She said he beat her up when she was pregnant in twenty twenty four. MAS: Just like recently? she came out saying that? Don: today, the first time I've seen that shit. MAS: What? Brev: Sorry, I saw I saw something about it earlier. Don: Right before right before he's potentially about to sign with a new team right now. That's crazy work, bro. MAS: With who though? Who decided Don: You might go back to the G's. JRD: What what what what did Dave Chappelle say? MAS: And Niners will take Don: Yeah, we were, but JRD: What did Dave Chappelle say? If he did it. You know what I mean? No, No, I'm just playing. That'd have been wrong if you guys wrong if he did that. Yeah, I mean d y know what I mean? MAS: Yeah. Brev: Even if he did it. You know what I mean? Don: forgot about that shit. You know. JRD: bruh, I don't like what MAS: It could be another Trevor Bauer. Brev: is he gonna even be good when he comes back? MAS: The Trevor Bauer situation. JRD: For example? MAS: The Trevor Bauer, they found out the girl was completely lying. And he still can't play in the US, bruh. It's crazy. JRD: yeah. The baseball player, right? MAS: Giants would love to have him. Yeah, he's a pitcher. He was an eighth, bro. I saw JRD: Yeah. And and who Brev: What a dodger? You want a dodger? JRD: that Baylor linebacker, what was his name? MAS: my god. Brev: Sean Oakman? Yeah. Yeah, they fucked up his career. JRD: Son Oakman, yeah. His coach got fired because of it. He didn't his career. His coaches and his career. Brev: Yeah, they fucked up his career. JRD: He's b and and he's playing phenomenal in the Canadian Football League. Brev: You're getting his bread. MAS: shit, even even the Notre Dame guy, what was his name? Manu? Brev: Mantiteo? That's Yeah, that was partially his fault. JRD: No, that was different. He got finessed. F he he was dating a man. That MAS: Yeah, he's definitely a fool, JRD: was his fault. MAS: but either way, a gr a woman ruined his career and he was probably never the same. JRD: Nah, nothing happened. That was everyone felt bad for him. He just he just wasn't good. He just wasn't good. Brev: Yeah. Yeah, he still got drafted. he still he still got to the league. MAS: It was so bad, bro. The documentary's Brev: Is MAS: insane. The fact that they made a documentary JRD: Yeah, bro. Brev: Middle of Heisman season also. MAS: just makes it ten times worse too. I don't know why people would want that. You broke. JRD: Yeah, bruh. Mm-hmm. So like if you're a professional if you're prof if you're a college level D one athlete, if you have a girlfriend that's not in the same city, you gotta cheat. Or you might get you might get say how'd. You don't know if she's real or not. I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm Don: Wait. Why would you have to cheat? Wouldn't that just ruin your chances more? JRD: joking. it's a joke, it's a joke. It was a joke. Be loyal. It was a joke. Don: I don't like that Joe. JRD: You don't like why not? Yeah. MAS: We Don: Black men don't cheat. MAS: don't condone it. JRD: Backmarchi Don: a fact. That's actually MAS: We don't condone it. Don: the most JRD: Yeah. Don: accurate fact I ever fact and heard. JRD: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of speaking of of violence, man, do you think Josh Jacobs should be able to play this season? Don: I don't think he I don't think he's going to play. I think he might get Brev: I don't think so. Don: released actually. JRD: I think the suspension's almost over, no? How do season? Don: He they're not he's gonna get released, bro. Brev: I think he's still on the exempt list. Don: If that video gets surfaced, bro, it's gonna be worse than Ray Rice. Brev: Yeah. JRD: think so no, Ray Rice dragged her. He dropped her and dragged her. Like a cage man. Don: I know so, bro. It's gonna be s bro, if that the way they're talking about that shit, if that tape comes out, bro, he's cooked, bro. Brev: Yeah. Don: He's cooked more than San Diego and Los Angeles. JRD: my god, that was cr MAS: That's crazy. JRD: that was crazy. I thought it was AI. I was arguing f I said there's no Brev: Yeah. JRD: way. There's no way. MAS: bad. JRD: We're just gonna give our our biggest military areas is worth the L. Brev: Bro, I I looked up the full quote earlier and I was like, All right, this must be taken out of context. and I was like, even if he was talking about the gas prices being a small price to pay, I was like looking at it and he just you can't talk like that, bro. You can't you JRD: Bro, it's like Emperor's new clothes. Like, if you say anything it's like is no one else hearing him? Like this Don: Yeah. Brev: Ha ha. JRD: dude's naked, bro, he's naked. Why is the MAS: Yeah. JRD: one saying anything? Like Don: small price to pray, but that's the second largest city in the country, by the way. JRD: Yes, bro. Bro, fucking SpaceX, the fucking movie industry, fucking California's GDP, it's like if it was its own nation, it would be one of the I think top six to top ten nations in the world. And he's like, Yeah, we just gonna lose one of the major cities in that in that state. Who cares? Two major cities. Don: two. We're not we're not a political podcast though. JRD: We're not, we're not, we're not, we're Brev: No, we're not. JRD: not doing so. Don: Alright, so back to the real topics. real more important stuff going on. The NBA season's about to start in like week or two. JRD: Yeah, I guess. Don: I'm actually super excited for this season. And I have a bold prediction for V P. I don't think it's gonna be a secret who I think's gonna win V P this year. But what's some what are you guys' MVP's predictions? Brev: MVP. Don: Yeah. Brev: I always want to say Donovan but MAS: It's a bonus. Brev: Think I think we gotta be like first seed in the league and he JRD: Luca. Luca. Don: Phone isn't crazy. Brev: gotta average thirty. Don: Yeah, so we're just throwing out bullshit right now, I guess. JRD: Luca's Brev: No, you're gonna throw out Jason Tatum, huh? MAS: No. JRD: gonna get MVP and I'ma double double Luca Luca's gonna get MVP Don: I'm not just throwing out Jason Tatum. I'm letting you guys know Jason Tatum is gonna win. JRD: Lucas gonna get MVP and Anthony Edwards Anthony Don: You guys aren't gonna be you guys won't even be a top five team in the in the West, bro. JRD: Edwards Anthony Edwards is he gonna mesh with his new co stars? He's gonna request a trade, he's gonna come to the Lakers. Don: Why would ant request a chair? Brev: All right, what about I don't know. So Donovan not MVP, but I think he'll be scoring champ. JRD: Garvin Mitchell? Brev: scoring champ. You'll give you thirty again this year. Don: There might be four to five thirty game players this year. JRD: Watch Philadelphia just Brev: Yeah, and Domsville had the most. JRD: goes all the way. Don: Watch they just run through everybody. Is this team is this starting five? Like obviously the season hasn't started. We haven't seen them play together. JRD: Their bench can beat some starters. Don: I don't know about their bench. Their bench is alright. Is that starting five better JRD: But then their bridge is pretty good, dude. Don: than the Warriors starting five? In twenty seventeen, JRD: A vault F Don: twenty eighteen. Brev: Then JRD: No, 'cause l Lebron's old. MAS: Ha. Don: need him to do too much though. LeBron's not their best player. It's still Joel and B, bro. JRD: I guess J J Joel indeed. I guess Joel could be Brev: No, the warriors are better. JRD: Joel can Joel because KD is comp. Stephen Curry. Who who would he be? Don: No, you throw J B on KD. JRD: I'm okay, J B on K E D. No, I'm just saying skill wise. Don: Actually yeah, yeah, for you. JRD: Yeah. MAS: That's tough. JRD: And then you got Stephen Curry. I guess that's Maximum. Don: I guess you also get you get P Clay Thompson too, bruh. Brev: Yeah. JRD: Yeah. MAS: Flash Bros? So Don: And then Draymond JRD: And Draymond too. Yeah, Don: with Katie. Brev: Yeah, I'm taking the Warriors. JRD: I'm thinking Warriors too. Katie Warriors? Don: Yeah, I guess so. Brev: You're not guarding KD. No one is. Not on that warrior's team. Don: Yeah. So I don't know, bro. I think they're gonna be solid though. I think they're gonna be solid. JRD: I just hobbled on bulldoze. Like s if they go what? If they go seventy four and eight Don: I don't that's what saying. I think that starting five is better than the seventy three and nine. warriors. JRD: Mm. Yeah, I agree. Brev: 73.9? yeah. Because not Don: I that started five Bradley Mayor started five. Brev: with the KD, not with KD though. JRD: Yeah. Don: Th yeah. Without KD the the Six has got it. JRD: Didn't they have didn't they have cousins for a little bit? I cousins, yeah yeah. Brev: Yeah. Don: That means I don't think that's him, was he? Brev: That was twenty nineteen, JRD: I think I hurt Don: Yeah, that was a K D thing. Brev: twenty. JRD: That's crazy. Imagine if you were to play. Don: But that wasn't a good boogie. That was that was booger boogie. JRD: He got hurt though. It was booking Brev: Bugger Boogie. JRD: bookin' boogie. Yeah. MAS: Mm-hmm. JRD: I don't think he played one game. Brev: No, he played. Don: Yeah. How you really feeling, Josh? JRD: Right, man, this is my how I really feel. I don't know if I already said this. correct me if I did, but like you know, I feel it's fine to like and you should do things just by yourself. Like, you know, you should be able to go to the movies by yourself, you should be able to go to dinner by yourself. If you're in a relationship, might be a little bit different. You have to ro you you get to care about somebody else, somebody else is feeling so moss breath. Not talking to you guys. You guys are separate. But us and myself and J D, I think, for J D I know it's sure for me. If you wanna go to the movies by yourself, then just do it. Like, you know, I remember the other day I was talking to someone, I like, Yeah, I'm going to the movies and then she was like, like, well like if you if you wait two days I can go with you and I was like Nah, I'm going to the wood by myself. I I it wasn't like MAS: Yeah. Don: That's pretty good. That's very good. That's very good. Brev: Yeah. JRD: a point to get you to come with me. I was just informing you, I'm on my way. I'm about to go watch I'm about to go watch the movies. It's gonna have a good time, it's chill. But yeah, but that's it. You can go to dinner on yourself, like you know what I'm saying? If you wanna catch a meal dinner by yourself, you can do that. Go for a walk, go to the park. Sometimes you gotta care, you need self-care. You just need to do it. Don: I concur with that. But the saying s you tell JRD: Self care is important. Don: someone you want to go to movie and they say, Wait for me two days so I can go with you and you say no, that's crazy. Unless they're bullshitting. If they're bullshitting, like JRD: Is it Huh? Don: they if they can go like at the moment where you're going, they just don't feel like it. let's go do it in two days. Then I understand. I'm watching this shit. Especially depends on what movie it is. But JRD: Yeah yeah, no. MAS: Yeah. JRD: No no. And I and I and I wok MAS: That's cold hearted. Don: Yeah. What movie was it? What movie was it? Prime Primetime? JRD: me or them? It wasn't it was a movie? No, no, that wasn't that. I watched that on my own but that was low key foul MAS: Resident Evil. JRD: no, that was low key foul too, because she was like, like if you wait, we get a double feature together and I was like, Ooh, might be too late for that. Don: You said no? JRD: We're all we're we're already watching Resident Evil late. So I'm gonna watch Prime Time by myself and we can watch it again a separate time. two different people. So but yeah. But it was that new movie. It was based off of a book. I did end up going with my mom to watch it. It was called MAS: So what you're saying is you got multiple movie dates but you went with your mom? JRD: No, no, no, no, no. One, I saw by myself. One, I went with a girl, Resident Evil, and then I saw one with my mommy. It was called Veredity. MAS: Yeah. JRD: I saw Veredity on my mommy. I saw Resident Evil. MAS: Which one? JRD: Veredity. It just came out. Veredity. It just came out. It just came out. Don: I've never heard that shit. Brev: Verity? JRD: Verity. Fuck, Verity, yeah. Just came out. Verity. My fault. MAS: Say what? Don: Yeah. What is that to you? Brev: He said veredity. JRD: Verity, verity, yeah. And then I saw Digger by Myself, ass movie, don't watch it. MAS: What is that? Don: Fuck you just call me? JRD: With Tom Yeah, Digger with Tom Cruise. Ass movie, don't watch it. And then I saw Prime time by myself, and I saw Resident Evil. Resident Evil, gotta say, I watched it high, I don't really smoke that much. I was afraid. And Loki was too much at times. Had to like lock in. MAS: Video games are far. Don: Resident Evil? Yeah, video games are tough. JRD: I ha yeah yeah, I had to lock in. Some parts I was like I can't jump because I can't be scary in front of the lock in I have to lock in the lock Don: I jumped. I I I went to I went to go see get out with a shorty. And I I jumped and I was not ashamed. Sometimes you just gotta jump, right? JRD: in, bro. It was something bro. I don't I don't wanna tell the details in case you guys wanna see it, but it was like aerie. It Don: I'm not watching that. I watch anything. JRD: was airie and jump scares. What were we saying? Okay. Don: I don't watch scary movies, so I don't really care. MAS: Being scared is normal, bruh. It means y it'll help you survive in certain situations. JRD: Yeah, but you don't wanna jump the popcorn you know what I'm saying? Yeah It's exactly as hell I have to lock in. Exactly that's why I have to lock MAS: yeah, no. It's all bad. I'm not doing it in the movies. It's all bad for that. Brev: Spill the popcorn. Don: As a grown man you shouldn't ever flinch at anything that's fake. No such thing as jump scares as a grown man. Just kidding. Brev: All right. MAS: But flinching JRD: in. MAS: you have to define flinching because to me if I'm walking and then something comes up from above and I like and because I'm out of JRD: That's dodging. MAS: instinct, dodging? Okay. All right. Brev: Yeah, that I about to say dodging and flinching Don: Yeah. If you're actually JRD: That's dodging. Brev: are two different things. Don: avoiding something, JRD: But if I go! If Don: but if you're just JRD: I go! Ooh! what was that? That's flinching. Don: yeah, you're you're MAS: Okay, yeah. Don: not a grown man yet. MAS: If you're getting anyone with that, over the age of ten. Brev: Yeah, I think flinching is like trying to dodge something that has actually no chance of affecting you. JRD: Yeah, dodge something that's like that's not real, What was that? Yeah. Yeah. Like if if if if you're if if Don: Yeah. If I walk up to you and you flitch, yeah, you're you're not a grown man yet. You're not a grown man yet. What are you scared of? Brev: Yeah. Yeah, that's a flinch. JRD: your action was cat like, like you know how you and cat's jump if you're acting if your action was cat like. No, if you're dodging MAS: Okay. That's what I'm saying. I be dodging shit. be flinching a lot of time. Don: Yeah, exactly. Fidgety and all that shit. JRD: shit, that's that's good. You need to have reflexes Like punch me, I hate I hate a bitch, Brev: Yeah, it's different. if someone if someone came up to you and pretended a Don: Yeah, you can have great refluxes. JRD: I ain't dodging enough to punch me. Like no, you can dodge a punch. Don: when Kobe didn't flinch when Matt Barnes did the f the little fake Brev: Yeah. Don: shit. JRD: Yeah. if we flinched, you can't be doing that. MAS: So had to be clear on Brev: If someone acted like they were gonna hit you and you flinch, that's different from someone actually swinging from at you and then you dodge it. You know what I mean? Don: you're not a man. And then you dodge me. MAS: Yeah. Yeah. JRD: Yeah. Unless you're in a heated argument and he's acting like he's gonna punch you, you can prepare yourself. No excuses okay. Don: Nah, no excuse. No excuse. Same thing, just you just yelled at him before. Just gotta be ready for it. JRD: I guess so, yeah. You just g just gotta you just gotta gotta be ready for it. Let it get closer. Brev: I think if you're in the heat of the moment and you're like going back and forth and someone acts like they're gonna hit you, Don: That's even worse 'cause now you just lost that encounter. Brev: I think that gives you the green light to hit them back. JRD: if you do this g you lost he looks scary. He's run. Don: If we're arguing back and forth and me and Josh are just yelling, and I'm like and this fool flinches and I just start laughing, he's done. It's good. I won that argument. Yeah. What are you doing? Don't do don't do that. You're not a man. What are you scared of, bro? JRD: Alex scary. It's over, it's over. Put him in the coffee. But but but but you do you do agree. Brev: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. MAS: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. JRD: And s and something with the food stuff, like you know me, I like peculiar things. Everyone doesn't like eating what I like eating. Like octopus, I fuck with octopus, you know what I'm saying? people don't like so sometimes you gotta get food. Morisco's I know I Miguel, you like Morisco's? MAS: I've had it a few times. Seafood, JRD: Yeah, MAS: I'm I've just not like it's not like on my top things I'm gonna eat. I'll eat sushi but I don't JRD: Yeah. MAS: really if I go to a sushi bar it's to get sushi rolls, the rolls, but I'm not getting the what's it called? like the raw fish, the what you call it? Like Shoshimi, yeah, yeah. Don: Yeah, I just started liking raw sushi. I usually cook sushi. JRD: I get ya. Yeah, but it's it's Brev: Sashimi. JRD: like yeah, I you know. Especially like a lot of people that are that are black don't really like dealing with the raw shit like that shit, well done. So if I'm like, yeah, like I'm about to go get this squid squid not fucking Don: You JRD: with it. Especially if it's not deep fried. Look, JD making a face already. Like saute squid and like a talk yeah. It's not it's not slimy at all. It's not it's not slimy. Squid's not s Don: That shit's nasty. I don't like stock I don't like slimy shit, bro. If it's slimy if it was slimy before it was MAS: Yeah, what about Calamari though? Don: cooked, I don't want it. Slimy. Slimy. If I won't eat it, JRD: Octopus squid is not sli before it was cooked. Fish is looking slimy first cooked. Don: debatable. Not like not like occupus climate. MAS: So when you get a sushi roll and it has little toppings, a little tiny fish Don: The Mosego, JRD: Like ew. Don: the Ooh. I will fuck with the eel though, I MAS: Yeah, a little slice of sashimi. Don: ain't gonna lie. They're JRD: Yeah. Don: not they're not slimy though, they're electric. They have electrical aura. Actually, next time you see ill, try to touch JRD: LC okay. Okay. Hmm, good save, good save. Don: it and tell me if it's slimy or not. Okay? Also touch the a sting a stingray's tail. Tell me if that shit's slimy. I always thought about that shit. JRD: Dang, Steve Irwin type shit is MAS: Ha ha ha. JRD: crazy. Don: let me know. Or jellyfish. Let me know if a jellyfish is slimy, Josh. That's not the same one, all right? JRD: I gotcha. I got you. MAS: Jellyfish are crazy like that. JRD: you that when people say, if you pee on a jellyfish like a sting, it actually does not work? Don: Yeah. It doesn't work. JRD: No, I don't know that shit MAS: I heard that it does work. JRD: does not. It's a it's a myth. We can look it up right now. I I never cap. But yeah, that shit does not work. Nah. Don: You capped three times today. You capped three times this episode already. MAS: They do that shit in New Girl. JRD: I didn't cap, I was mistaken. I ne I never cap. Cap is like what makes MAS: Yeah, no. Don: No no no no. I asked you multiple times, I said, you're wrong. You said no I'm not. Cap. You're lying. Because you're You JRD: What I cap about? Hold on now. Wha what I cap about? Let's backtrack. Brev: Yeah. MAS: Two things. Don: said the you said the baseball was dy a dying sport. You're proven wrong. Yap or cap? That was g that was yap. And cap. MAS: Yeah. That's cat. JRD: I can look up other ways it was dying. I can look I can argue I can I I can argue it was dying. I can go based off two thousand five. I can go based off Don: No, but I asked you I asked you because I saw the answer. No, I asked you for the answer. 'Cause before I before I saw the answer on my phone, and I asked you to clarify that so you can know that you were wrong, I was like, hey, this is a dying sport, yes or no? You're like, yes. I said, Are you sure? You said yes. Brev: He didn't know he was wrong though. There's a difference between r being wrong and cap. Don: You can JRD: Yeah. Don: Yeah, there is, but you can also be wrong. MAS: No, but he in an argument sake he was JRD: No, but no, but I'm saying thank you, bruv. No, but my logic wasn't capping. Don: He was so confident he was right, but he did not look at any facts or anything. Brev: Yeah. Yeah, he was wrong. MAS: Yeah. JRD: No, but my logic wasn't capping. If I say like if I make a statement two plus two is five. And like that's not really a logical thing. You know what I'm saying? It's like, how'd you get five? With the with the sting that's Don: That's wrong. That's not captain. JRD: wrong, that's wrong. Exactly. That's not that's wrong. With the sting thing, I had to look that up or I had to experience Brev: Yeah. JRD: it for me to know for sure. That would be capping. Brev: Yeah. JRD: That's why I'm correct. Yes, whereas the baseball yes. Brev: Yeah, exactly. He would have been capping if he looked it up. If he looked it up and saw that it was growing and then went to us and said, No, it's dying, that's capping. 'Cause he knew he knows the answer. JRD: Yes. I'm just going based off what I see. Don: It's still capping because it's still the same statement. Just because his intentions aren't the same. You haven't seen nothing because you're wrong. That's what I'm saying. JRD: No, it's not I'm just going based off what I see. But w I'm I'm sure. I'm I I'm sure Brev: No, it's JRD: I'm su I I'm sure we all thought Brev: Yeah, you might be capping that you saw something, but Don: Where did you get that idea from? That a baseball was dying. JRD: Well no, no. I said based off what I see, based off people talking about baseball, based off what I hear people seeing baseball, it seemed like it was dying to me. Back in the day, everybody was watching baseball. When I was a little kid, I watched baseball. MAS: I don't know. Don: Just 'cause your group Brev: I know a lot of people that watch baseball. Don: of friends don't watch it doesn't mean everybody else doesn't watch it. JRD: You still? Okay. And I was wrong, but I wasn't capping. Capping doesn't mean you're wrong. Cabbing means you were blatantly lying. Okay. Okay, Don: You're a capping. You're so absolutely sure you're right, that makes you a capping. No, you don't have to plate and lie to cap. MAS: Yeah you were. Yeah. JRD: fine. You you and JD, I I I don't care. Not that serious to me. You got the dub. Good job, dude. You got me. You got it. You got it, dude. Don: Course you don't care 'cause you're wrong. You're you're you're in a secret ship. Titanic. Get on a lifeboat. Brev: Ha ha ha. JRD: You got it, dude. Don: You're cooked. JRD: Good job, Buddy. You got it. Good job, man. Don: Moss, he take MAS: Yeah. I hate it when well, hate is a strong word. This is Don: That's what this is, bro. Don't don't talk about it if you don't hate it, bro. Brev: That's what it is, bruh. JRD: That's what it says. Yeah. MAS: Nah. 'cause I understand both sides, but basically I hate when people when their team sucks and they start looking to other things besides the players. When we talk professional, these motherfuckers get paid way too much money to not be the first ones to blame on why their team sucked. People like, look at the GM, look at look at the coach, the the manager, the owner, all this stuff and like what they allowed to happen for their team to perform well or not. And the players are the only ones that I think should be at most held responsible for everything when their s their team sucks. And I'm and Don: First, it should be placed. MAS: and and w I guess and this is coming from a baseball take, because everyone I think on a baseball aspect, it you everyone plays their own position. So it doesn't take a lot of necessarily chemistry. The teams that do have that chemistry are just, that you already know they're gonna win, they have that. But I just think it's always the players that just dude, come on, you get paid too much to not perform Brev: No, I don't think it's always always a person. a fan could look at the team. JRD: I I I I raised my hand. I raised my hand. I'm f I raised my hand, bruv. I raised my hand. Brev: This fool. Since when are we raising hands? JRD: Cause it's a hate say I raise my hand 'cause I to go for I raised my hand. Be respectful. I raised my hand. MAS: Wait, before and before we say anything, we're not talking about winning championships and it's just like a certain expectation. When a team Brev: No MAS: performs very shitty and they have a roster Brev: Don't want to just put in the blame. JRD: We get you. We get you. MAS: on paper, they have great players. JRD: Okay, I have a question for you to get you to better MAS: Yes. JRD: understand why you're wrong. What is the objective of a coach to do? Don: How is he wrong 'cause he hates it? Brev: Yeah. JRD: okay. If you hate black people, you're wrong. You can be you can hate something and still be wrong, JD. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Miguel. Relax. Damn, bro. Fuck. Don: I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. MAS: The manager makes decisions. So, yes, in baseball decision, he sets the roster and he makes decisions and swaps players out. JRD: So Miguel. No, no. Exactly, okay. Listen, listen. I can I can I MAS: So he can make decisions for sure that can change the the outcome of the game. For sure. But JRD: And let's say if he keeps making the wrong decisions and he doesn't put his players in the best starting lineup to win, he's always starting whack niggas. Whose fault would it be? The coaches or the players? Don: Why are they not performing? MAS: But exactly. Th he's not putting people in like he has a roster that's already set for the Giants. In the Giants scenario, which is the only team that I'm looking at, we had the players in their position and the roster was not the problem. These guys just were not performing. So clearly in this situation JRD: Okay, okay. But you say you hate it you say any team. Are you just talking about your team? Or are you saying in general? MAS: There's obviously exceptions, but a lot of the times these team JRD: Okay then. MAS: I hear the most times I hear people complain about their team is when they know that they should be playing better. Don: Like the Chargers. Is it is it Harbaugh's fault or is it and players? JRD: That's the players harvoture. Yes. Huh? Don: What about what about the dolphins? MAS: And football has a lot more football's a lot more dynamic than baseball too. Don: What about the dolphins? Is it the coach? Or is the players? The players are pretty ass. JRD: Dolphins? Probably both. Who knows? Yeah. Maybe both. I don't know. Don: What about the Brev: Yeah, Don: colds when they underperform? Brev: so here here's what I was gonna s here's what I was gonna say. If as a fan, so say you're looking at your team and you're like you look at the team, you're like, Okay, I think w this is a team that that'll play well. We have you know, we have superstars, we got names, we they got resumes and they go out and they play like shit, then you definitely blame the players. But there's been a few times I've looked at the roster going into the season, I'm like, Yeah, we're not winning shit because we didn't We didn't do shit in the off-season, bro. We didn't make moves in the off-season. We didn't we didn't want to Don: Worse. Brev: pull the trigger on anyone. we could have signed this guy, and if we're over here bullshitting, we have all this cap room. Why are we not signing this guy? We need him. MAS: For sure. Brev: And you're like, okay, well, that's the GM's fault. Now I'm blaming the GM. So I can go, if I go into the season thinking, yeah, we're not gonna win shit, I'm not gonna blame the players. I already know what we're gonna do. I already had that expectation for them. Don: Why can't they rise to the occasion though? They're s getting paid all this money. Brev: For sure. Well a hundred percent. Why why? Don: They were the best at one point and in their field when they were playing growing up or in college. Brev: Why? That's what I ask that's how what JRD: Yeah. I I don't know. Yeah. If Brev: I've been asking as a Colts fan for years. Why, bro? Why? JRD: if you look at like sh I know it's not baseball, but if you look at when Sean Peyton first went to the Br Broncos, he made sure they failed. He did not want Russell Wilson as a starting quarterback. When Russell Wilson started playing well and they started winning games, he benched him. He There's that's let's he strategically make that team be ass so he can drive who he wanted to draft and have the team for himself. And I feel like so like that's another scenario. So I don't I think it's like it just depends. I don't think it's I don't MAS: Yeah, that's the situation. But I y but look, in that situation that Brev said, I just think or just any time it involves the the office, they're the reasons why they can't perform and freaking do their jobs correctly is a lot more dynamic and there's a lot more outside factors whether a player can run a route correctly or catch the ball or not. Don: At a certain point th they can't do anymore. The MAS: It's all about reps, bro, in any sport, bro. Get out there on your own, Brev: I I think yeah, I think yeah, I think it's it's definitely different by sport 'cause I think in baseball it's a lot of individual play. And in football, MAS: Exactly. Brev: like in basketball, one guy can run a whole game. They can run both sides of the court. In football you gotta root for the whole unit. So you're kinda like looking at the front office. MAS: Yeah, exactly. It's way more dynamic. Brev: Yeah, and then in baseball you're kinda like looking at everyone one by one as they step up to the plate, like, hey, see what they're gonna do. Yeah. JRD: What about soccer? Well yeah. Brev: Yeah, what about soccer? JRD: I'm asking you, wha how's the like can can one player take over? Don: Talking for sure players. Actually MAS: I don't follow soccer like that but Brev: Or is that manager? MAS: I would to me I would say it's just as JRD: Use the flag. MAS: that it it's the same as baseball 'cause there's Don: Yeah, you play it. MAS: only eleven players and you got you got your known defenders, you got your known JRD: There's only eleven players in football too. MAS: No, but you have two sides. Brev: You say in soccer, JRD: Yeah. Brev: you play you you're running the whole game, you're not coming off the field. Football, you're switching units completely. MAS: Yeah, they only I think they changed it now. I think now you can get five subs. There used to always be three subs max. JRD: Willing? MAS: Yeah. That's why it's funny that you think you can outrun a soccer player. 'Cause I run for ninety minutes straight. JRD: no Miguel, I'm not right about you. Don: You're sounding like you're actively playing soccer. JRD: I'm I'm not right about you, Miguel. Mig Miguel, Miguel, Miguel, Miguel. MAS: I'm just saying, I I it's in I I know how to do it. Brev: I'm not worried about you. Don: A former soccer player. JRD: I I'm an athlete. You can labyrinth joke like I'm an athlete, Miguel. MAS: I'm not saying you're not an athlete. Why are you see that just irrelevant? Don: I'm saying you're not JRD: No, no, I'm Don: an athlete. JRD: gonna say I'm an athlete, so I believe in myself. MAS: yeah, I'm an athlete and that's why I believe in myself too. JRD: Exactly. I just I Don: What do you guys actually? Brev: All right. JRD: didn't say you shouldn't. MAS: I didn't say you shouldn't. Brev: Hey, J D. Don: Everyone can't just be an athlete, bro. You actually gotta be athletic to be athlete. Y'all just is throwing that shit around loosely. Stop saying that shit, bro. JRD: I we can do athletic test. We can do an athletic test. Don: Fuck, man. JRD: I bet you my vertical jump is nevermind. This is as high as yours. My vertical is high. Don: Jump I would Josh, I would jump clean over you, bro. You can't jump over yourself. You can't jump yourself. In a race between the two? I don't know, bro. JRD: I can jump I can drop forty eight inches. Brev: JD. JD, who do you have in a race? Who do you have in the race? In the race between MAS: You can't jump yourself. Don: I don't know. I really don't know. It's hard, bro. Brev: Whoever you pick I'll I'll put money on the opposite. I can't d cause I can't decide either. Don: word, you gonna do that? Bet I got FUCK! Brev: I can't decide either, bro. MAS: J D Brev: So whoever you whoever you pick MAS: Bro, there's no Don: I'm not putting money on this shit. No, MAS: way. Don: I'm not putting money on this shit, bro. Cause I'm gonna get mad if the one these dudes fucking lose and I'm putting money on it. Nah, fuck up my whole trip, bro. MAS: See but look, all right. Brev: Something modest. Something modest, bro. MAS: Okay, can I just say this though? Don: My heart is nowhere in this. MAS: For the gamblers here, if you were to just go on to whatever freaking prize picks and just make the most random bet, right, what do you look at to make the most educated bet? Brev: Well, I usually know the players that I'm looking at. JRD: Yeah. MAS: Okay, but okay. So what stats would you like to know in order to make a an a logical Don: But MAS: bet between me and Josh? Okay. Brev: You guys play different sports, that's the thing. You guys play different Don: play different sports JRD: yeah. Brev: sports. Don: and I haven't seen either one of you guys run, bro. JRD: And I play more worse than you did than you did. MAS: But let's break down everything. Brev: You guys play different sports, it's completely different. MAS: Josh. JRD: Well. MAS: What two sports did you play? JRD: Football and wrestler. MAS: Okay, what's positions in football? Don: You guys are too old to be talking about your high school's forest, bro. MAS: What positions in football did you play? JRD: I played full back and outside linebacker for for a little bit, but then I got moss, so I I got taken off that. MAS: Okay. So what you're saying is you were you I can't even take it serious. This is JRD: Yeah. Brev: No. See but I would have to know to make a actual decision, I would have to had seen you guys play and know what your specialties are or what you specialize in when you play. Don: Brev, even think about this. They haven't played these sports in a decade or more. MAS: It doesn't matter. Again, they're not listening. No, listen. Hold up. No. Again, I'm not saying Brev: Which makes I know, I get that JD, but that makes that's what makes it fifty fifty is that they haven't played in a JRD: I was wrestling in twenty nineteen. MAS: I'm not saying what what what what I'm saying is not like gonna be the decider in this race. What I'm saying is if you're trying to make a bet, which you guys are joking about making a bet and you're deciding who you want to make a bet on, the only logical way is to look JRD: I just I was just doing MM. MAS: at everything, even if it was back in high school or not. Because if that's all the example that you can find, that's what you look at. A soccer player JRD: But currently, I ha I have I ha I I have MAS: who ran for ninety minutes just JRD: I recently did you start? Brev: Endurant this is not a long MAS: ran and ran and ran. Don: That's not moving the needle. That's not moving the needle at all. Brev: distance race though, Moss. JRD: That's not but no w we're doing think about it. I'm more I'm f far more exposed than you. All the sports I play are short burst. Wrestling, short burst, pin down, slam pin Football, short burst. MAS: Okay, yeah, that's not running. So you're telling me you think as a f as a as a linebacker or a fullback or whatever position you said that you go on more sprints than a soccer player? Don: My gosh, you're so stuck on this. I don't think that has anything. That shit is irrelevant to MAS: I'm just saying, I'm just trying to help you guys out make a logical bet. Don: you guys today. You guys are fucking damn near pushing 30. You guys are not in your athletic shape anymore. Josh, you look like a medicine MAS: That's questionable. Don: ball. Moss, you look like you drink beer every morning. You guys, your soccer days did not have anything to do with this race. Moss, Moss, your soccer days, MAS: That's you have no you have no evidence of that. That's bizarre. JRD: That's kinda probably racial motivator. Probably racially motivated on you. Brev: Bro. Don: your peak, when you're playing soccer, I will put money on you for sure, 100%. MAS: That That's Brev: Hold on, give me one Don: And I I don't Brev: second. MAS: bizarre. Don: even care what this dude looked like in high school. But today? MAS: That's bizarre. Don: Today? 2026? MAS: Can I ask you when the last time you saw me in person was? Don: Probably JRD: Me? Don: a year. MAS: Yeah. No, just any of us. This is bla this is Don: But I'm saying it MAS: blasphemy. JRD: It's blasphemy for me as well. I see that's the point Don: Unless you're actively doing runs and training. MAS: Delusions. JRD: You see no that's the point for me to the the the reason how you know I'm gonna beat you is because you do you're so delusional. You're saying it shouldn't even be a question. And most people that have that mindset aren't like that. Aren't like that. MAS: I'm selling the race and I'm trying to make them make a logical bet. And the only Brev: Yeah, that works. Don: No, we we're gonna ha we can't make a logical bet if we're betting against MAS: way to make a logical bet is to look at everything regardless of how far along it was. Don: each other. One of us is gonna be wrong, one of us is gonna be right. Because we gotta go one one. JRD: Yes. MAS: I'm yeah, that you guys can do that, but one of you guys can be disappointed. Instead you could have two guys who are like, Yeah, I got money. That's Brev: Yeah, that's fine. Come on, go back to the part of the room. Don: Mm. JRD: Or two MAS: great. JRD: guys yeah I lost Who they're gonna bet? Who they gonna bet then? Don: Who are we gonna who are we gonna bet? Brev: Yeah. MAS: Me. Brev: Alright. Sounds good. Alright, JRD: Bet you? Brev: have fun guys. Don: How are we both gonna get money though? That's what he's saying. If we're bad with each other. I don't gamble either, bro. That's what I don't wanna do. So Vegas is probably saying I JRD: Yeah, who they gonna bet? Is it Vegas? Vegas is gonna It's common sense. You gotta bet someone to get money. You can't be like, Hey, I bet you five dollars Yeah appears in your hand. MAS: I don't fucking gamble like you degenerates. Don: think Vegas is right now is saying Josh wins minus three. Brev: Minus three odds. JRD: Yeah. Minus one ten. Don: I don't even know what the the odds. JRD: Minus one ten minutes if you bet. You have to bet one ten minutes. Okay. Don: Yeah, I know what that means, but I don't know who based on the the the competitors, I don't know what the odds actually be. I'm JRD: yeah. Don: just I think it'll be super close. It might be even, bro. JRD: I th I think it is super close too. I think it's even odd. I really think it's even odd. Brev: I'm saying J D whoever you pick, I'll pick the opposite and then we'll just make a week. Don: Dang Who do you no, you pick I picked the opposite. I can't we're on the same boat, bro. Brev: No, I told you I can't pick 'cause I don't know. All right. I do wanna put money on this. I think eventually I I'll probably Don: Me too. I actually the fact that JRD: Alright, Don: you said that I wanna do it JRD: all right. Don: too. JRD: On the counter three, Brev, we're gonna say your name. Don't think. One, two, three, go! You thought about it. One, two, three, go. Brev: Me. Me. Don: Nah, honestly I don't know, bruh. Brev, we bruh. You gotta go first. MAS: Third. Don: 'Cause you brought up the bet, so I'm willing to bet with you. So you bring it you pick somebody. Brev: No, I think I'm gonna decide probably five minutes before they actually race. No, I can't. I don't have a for sure answer. I don't know who I want to put my money on. I Don: No, no, no. We gotta do it now, bruh. It's already on our head. We gotta have a horse in the race. Rock, paper, scissors. Loser has a cabette. No, JRD: Let's do this about others. We we we we go by we go by California Don: that's like okay. JRD: area. So Cal vs North Cal. Don: Home team versus wait team? JRD: Yeah, no yeah, me and Brev: Wanna run that? JRD: Brad were from SoCal. Brev and I were from SoCal. Y'all from the north. Don: Fuck it, let's go. Just for you to play soccer, so let's put two dollars on this shit, bruh. Brev: Run it, let's go. How much you wanna put on it? How much you wanna put on it? This is this full playtime. Hey come on, Josh, show what these football players are about, bruh. Come on. Come on, baby. JRD: Bro, bro, Brevin, Rev. It's easy money. It's easy money, bro. Don: Ha ha ha ha ha. JRD: I'm telling you, bro. I'll Brev: Let's go, Josh! JRD: I'm not I'm gonna tell you how I'm gonna win. Don: how much is y'all to go, Brad? JRD: I'ma walk up, I'm I'm gonna be like, bro, I I'm a shotgun. toss it, I'm like, money. And once I win, I'ma turn Don: you're not doing that shit drunk, bro. JRD: I'm tur no no, one shotgun. Toss it. Then once I win Brev: Yeah, let's get this money, Josh. JRD: JD gonna be like, hey bro, Brev: Let's get this money, baby. JRD: what you gotta say? I'm like They would a they gonna ask me, What would I have done if I lost? I guess we never know. Guess we never know. MAS: A Jewish guy would have tackled you in. Brev: Yeah, talk that cash money, Josh. Come on. JRD: Yeah, yeah. Brev: JD, how much you wanna put on this? JRD: Jay don't a bet, he didn't go he's afraid. Miguel. He don't believe in you. He don't believe in you. Brev: Come on, JD, how much you wanna put on this? Since we're doing Southern California, Northern California. JRD: He don't believe in you. Don: How much you wanna put on, bro? JRD: See? J Moss, he don't believe in Brev: put I'll put twenty five on this. JRD: you. That's crazy. That's your homie. Don: I'm trying to see your floor. I'll go fifty, cool. JRD: Didn't you guys go to elementary Brev: what did you say? JRD: together? Don: No, we didn't. Get to know us, brother. Get to know us, bro. JRD: Miroscope? Miroscope? MAS: Gets another Don: Yeah. Brev: Get MAS: gets another Brev: to know it. MAS: crew, the staff. JRD: It's it's been a while. I'm s it's been a we guys have been f for a while. And he only been in Don: Bruh, if I said fifty, bruh. JRD: fifty. He always go over a hundred. Now we only do in fifty. Brev: Fifty? Fifty? JRD: He don't believe in you. Don: Yeah, I I would MAS: Nah, going over fifty is crazy. Brev: I I'll go fifty. Don: I fit. Brev: Why? JRD: Awwww Earlier you would have go way over fifty against me. Don: Fifty? That's different. You guys are actually fighting for yourself. Brev: He's a thousand. MAS: My money. JRD: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. True true true true. True true true true. Don: I'm not I have no horse in this race. I'm not doing this. I don't I don't even bet over fifty for real games, unless it's forty ninety for somebody. JRD: Shoot shoot. Brev: Go fifty. Don: I'll go fifty, let's go. Brev: All right. Don: Easy. This little moss, bro. I hope your soccer I hope your Brev: Let's go, Josh. Come on. Don: soccer logic works, bro. Brev: Show Josh. JRD: I'm trying to save, trying to save bro. Don: You lose to this fat kid, bro, moss. Do not let this fool Josh beat you, bro. He is not fat. JRD: Broom I'm too explosive for him to be able to outrun me. Like short distance I'm faster. Pew Brev: Come on, JD, uplift your racer. JRD: Too explosive. Don: Fast than you doesn't even make sense, bro. JRD: Too explosive. sure. Sure. JD, don't get mad when you give your money away. Don't ruin the trip when you got a Zell breath. Brev: Mm. Mm. JRD: I'ma face Don: I don't zero, JRD: I'ma face out when it's over. I'm like, hey, Brev: Mm. JRD: you got money coming to you. Hit the Apple Cash. Huh? Huh? Don: Only Apple Play. You're gonna be so moted when you lose, bruh. You're gonna be so moted and disappointed when you lose. JRD: No, you you see JD, you don't believe that. I can hear it in your voice. Don: Ha ha! JRD: I can hear it in your voice. You don't believe it. You don't believe that. I can hear it in your voice. Don: I don't believe what, that you're gonna be disappointed when you lose? JRD: You know, that I'm gonna lose. I can hear it in your voice. Use your confidence. You speak with confidence Don: What a bit. JRD: all the time, but when it comes to Miguel beating me in a race, you stop spoken. What happened? Say it with your chest. You can't you can't do it! Yeah, look. Brev: Mmm. Hmm. Hey, I don't know. What am I gonna spend this fifty on? Don: Bruv, you're not even racing, bro. Why are you on this dude's nuts so bad, bruh? JRD: Huh? Don: Why is Brev on your nuts so bad right now? JRD: see look he ignored he ignoring Brev: See, there you go bruh. There you go. He resorted to that, bruh. He resorted to that, bruh. Like JRD: it. He hasn't said shit about Miguel. He gave his money away. Give his money away. Brev: I didn't just put fifty bucks on him, bruh. Come on. Do better, JD. JRD: Mm-hmm. Don: This little breath just over here. Brev: Do better. Don: This is for brev, right? Over here pissing me off, bro. Brev: Do better. Uplift your racer. Talk to your racer, bruh. Come on. Uplift, bruh. MAS: Hate hate to see it, right? JRD: He just broke Don: It's full not a freaking horse race, bruh. MAS: Crazy. JRD: J D gonna make my spec an injury. He gon' triple resept shit for the race. He went Don: Hey, hey. When we go, just just right away or notify the bat. JRD: Hehehehehe Don: Yeah, w what are what are the stipulations, Brad Bigani? What if what if we're running and then Moss steps on a pedal? Mid race. Are you counting that shit? Brev: I think it's up to the racers to inspect the course before they race. JRD: Yeah. As long as as long as you MAS: Yeah. JRD: don't get injured before the race, it's it's it's good. Brev: Bro, it's gonna be easy. It's gonna be like one tree to another tree. That's it that's it. JRD: Exactly. MAS: And we're gonna be racing JRD: Exactly. MAS: freaking winter clothes too. That's just gonna be comedy. Don: Nah, y'all gotta go like we can I don't know when y'all trying to do this shit. I I t I feel like you wake up one morning Brev: Nah. If you wanna win you won't do that. You wanna win, you JRD: Yeah, I'm not going to win the clothes. Brev: put on you putting on your your gym clothes, bruh. JRD: Yeah, we'll go to a park. Don: Wake up one morning, throw on something short short real quick, or do it at nighttime, whatever the fuck y'all wanna do it, and then just 'cause I don't think it'll MAS: We'll have to scope the area, see if there's a parking round. JRD: Yeah, the streets. We just want to street at night. Don: be that cold where y'all can't run or take not wear that type of shit for like what? Seven minutes. MAS: Yeah, some sweats at least. Brev: One minute? If Don: Yeah. JRD: One Brev: that. JRD: seven minutes, how far we running? What the hell? yeah, true. Don: Well we gotta we gotta get to the spot first and we gotta run a run from here to here. All right, you guys ready? MAS: And we low key gotta we gotta go live on the Hackbox Instagram and then try and build some followers. JRD: We do, bro. Don: Yeah. JRD: Use that Brev: Yeah. JRD: a use that AI poster I made. What day we gonna do it? Set the time and place right now. Brev: For real. We're gonna start promoting this shit. Don: We're not doing no AI postal shit, bro. We don't we don't use AI art over here. JRD: well JD, y you're artistic. You got you can make one. We'll do it, we'll do it we we'll do it the twenty ninth or the thirtieth. Brev: Josh, don't Don: I Brev: lose this shit. JRD: I'm not. Come on bro. Stop it. the twenty eighth. The first four days. Don: If you really think Josh is fast though? Brev: Josh is fast as fuck. He's gonna win me fifty dollars, bruh. Come on. Come JRD: Yeah. MAS: Yeah. Don: Because I actually s I've actually seen this fool Brev: on. Don: I've actually seen Mosh at his peak. That fool's pretty fast. You feel me? Like he's faster than you at his peak, Brab. MAS: Yeah Brev: I haven't seen either one of them at their peak, bruh. Don: You feel me? He's faster than you right now than when he's at his peak. Brev: You better stop lying. See, now you're just lying. Don: I'm I'm I put money on that that he'll beat you. High school miles will be current today, bruh. JRD: You see how he's gonna change it? Brev: No, absolutely not. JRD: He's not Marty No no he he we're not Marty McFly. We're not time travelers, this isn't Avengers. We we we don't have we don't have Don: We're not. But I'm just saying I've seen this fool fast JRD: Prim Particles. We'll never know. We'll never know. How about that Hypothetical mean shit? Just make sure you make sure you send Brev his fifty. Yeah. Just make sure you send Brev Don: I just saying, I'm just saying, I see. I'm it's not a hypothetical. I'm just saying so he understands how fast I used to think this fool was. So he has to a relative reference. Brev: Yeah. JRD: his fifty. Five zero. He takes Apple Cash. Don: Don't worry about don't pocket watch me, bro. Brev: Mm. Just send it right now, bruh. Just front me the fifty right now. Don: So you what? Brev: Send me the fifty right now. Don: What are you talking JRD: Yeah. Brev: Send me the fifty bucks. MAS: Yeah. JRD: He's he's saying prepay. Don: This foot. Brev: 'Cause Josh and I are here to get this money, bruh. Come JRD: Yes, he's prepay. Brev: on. Don: I think Josh is blatantly ignorant to the fact that just 'cause you think you're fast and you think fast doesn't make you fast physically. I've JRD: Okay. Don: never seen this fool move fast at all. Unless he's eating something. JRD: You never see move slow, you never see him play any sports. Stop it. Don: Exactly. I seen this full play sports. That's what I'm saying. Rev is JRD: Yeah. Don: ultimately confident in you for no reason. Brev: Dude, Josh is gonna win simply JRD: Still on a sad skill. Brev: based off his will to win. JRD: All I gotta say is JD. It's crazy now that you're betting money on him. You're saying that beforehand? You should have been like, I've never seen Don: Well, beforehand, I didn't want to bet on either of you guys. JRD: I've never seen J I've never seen Joshua's peak. I've seen Miguel's peak and Miguel's peak was really good. I'm putting money on Miguel. You're an intelligent human being. Any intelligent person be like, man, if someone's peak was really high, that means they're low is probably still pretty good. You know what I'm saying? Yeah Don: I just haven't seen this one move, bro. JRD: I'm t I honestly feel Miguel might not win finish the race. Might pull a cramp. My cramp. We're gonna have to make some banana slices, some mustard, some orange slices, so he's okay. Don: Quick, get the banana slices. Brev: Wait, banana slices and mustard? Don: Get the pita light. Wait, JRD: Peanut butter, mustard, mustard, mustard, yeah. Mustard. Don: yo, that's actually crazy. Banana slices and mustard? Brev: And mustard? JRD: And mustard, yeah, it works for cramps. Both. Potassium. Don: You put together? JRD: I've never I never get cramped from Josh Ryan Voice, but I've Brev: Don't yeah. JRD: seen it happen before. Don: Well, they put mustard on a banana slice. Brev: Mustard on bananas to get rid of a cramp. JRD: Yeah, when we had a cramp and eat it like eat it in the game. Pause, that was crazy. Pause, that was crazy. Pause that was crazy. Pause that was crazy. Pause that was crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy. Don: How they eat it? Clip that. Hey, studio, clip that Smith. Brev: Whoa, hey. Hey. Whoa. Hey, yo Whatever happened MAS: We can answer a lot right there. Brev: to drinking water when you cramp up, bro? JRD: No, blank football games you never dr you never do you get cramps? It usually only happens to taller people. Don: I I have I've only gotten trans having sex, not through sports. Brev: Definitely gotten Calf Cramp feels like your fucking leg JRD: Yeah. Yeah. Brev: is shot. JRD: I'm looking Miguel probably hasn't got a crime before like that, huh? MAS: Hammies all the time. JRD: that's not good. That's aged then. I don't know how you fight for it and you get a cramps. leg's not that long. How we get it cramps and you short, that's crazy. Don: How are you getting cramps at all? Grown men getting cramps playing in the sport, bro. You're what are you doing? I don't JRD: Yeah. Don: even stretch and I don't get cramps. That's crazy work, bro. That's crazy work. Brev: My calf cramps all the time, bro, I'm not even gonna lie. Yeah, bro. JRD: I feel like Moss Brev: Feels like a tennis ball is in JRD: got shining splints. Brev: my calf, bro. JRD: I feel like Moss Don: Yeah. JRD: got shining splints. Might have to do a physical before this. MAS: Definitely have Shin's fluence. JRD: See on I guess I'm reading like a book. I already knew he got shin splints. Isn't it over with? JD he lost your fucking money. That's crazy. JD's giving his money away. JD is giving his money MAS: he didn't. That's that's that's beside the point, bruh. That's beside the point. JRD: away, and Miguel's gonna Don: Work. JRD: have to buy me a drink and dinner. That's crazy. Now what's the bet? Don: Finally drink a dinner, right? MAS: Again. No no, I'm just saying you're wrong. you just think just because I have these things doesn't mean I'm not faster than you. JRD: What did he say? He said, You're supposed to take everything and think about it. Now his injuries don't matter. Now his injuries don't matter. All of a sudden MAS: No, I'm saying okay, I Don: How you how you injured MAS: don't I Don: off a couch? MAS: don't currently have either of those things. JRD: Would you have it before? I've I've never been hurting a game, never in my life. I'm I'm I'm like that. I'm both hurt. Both, neither, injured or hurt. Brev: There's a difference between being injured and being hurt. MAS: Okay, but again you were getting replaced in the positions that you pla you were getting replaced in the positions that you played. I was not. I was playing soccer, starting, playing ninety minute games. So again, I was running. I JRD: I was too. I was starting. Don: not playing ninety minute games. JRD: Not not in many games, not not even games, not in many games. Not not in many games. But it was MAS: Literally sprinting here, sprinting there, sprinting here, sprinting there. That shit is just natural for me. JRD: That doesn't make you faster, that means I I said long distance. If you look at our first video, I said because you're smaller, I have bigger muscles than you, from a long distance you will win. Of my short spurts, I'm more explosive, I'm gonna beat you. MAS: Yeah. Not even to mention that. How much how much do you weigh? JRD: Me? Two two? Two five? Don: Two seventy. MAS: Yeah, bruh. Forty p forty forty pounds heavier than me and Brev: Hey Josh, we need to get down to one ninety seven, all right? We need to get down to one ninety seven. MAS: you expect him to be lighter and faster than me? JRD: I I I I I s you almost I squat I squat five five. I squat five five Don: I never thought about the weight difference. How much you weigh? MAS: Bruh. It doesn't matter. You can have strong legs all you want. You're just you're heavier, bruh. You're not gonna move as fast as me. Huh? 162. Don: How much you weigh, Moss? How much you weigh? Brev: You get off the line faster. That's all that matters. JRD: Yeah. Don: You get to one sixty-five, this is we got this in the bag. Josh ain't lo breath, breath, breath, breath, breath. Brev: Josh, let's get to 197, baby. Come on, let's lock this. Let's lock this in. Let's lock this in. JRD: One ninety seven. Don: Josh and losing weight does not even make sense, bro. Josh and under two hundred Brev: Don't listen to him, Josh. Don: doesn't make sense. MAS: Josh, I honestly truly, JRD: I'm I'm Brev: Don't listen to this fool. MAS: I honestly don't doubt that you're explosive. But you're not faster Don: Yeah, yeah, it's also wrong. MAS: than me. In the end, you're not gonna sprint faster than me in JRD: I am. MAS: a thirty to forty yard freaking dash. You're just not. JRD: What was your forty yard dash? What was your forty yard dash in high school? MAS: I don't I never did it in high school. JRD: Aaaaah Mmm I don't remember I can lie to you, I have no idea. I have MAS: You didn't have to time it like that. Don: What's your forty yard dash, bro? What was your forty dash? And fucking high school. That's irrelevant right now. MAS: Exactly. JRD: no idea, so I don't go. MAS: I know what my mile time was. JRD: Mmm, long distance, Don: Dang, I don't know. JRD: yeah. You give me on a mile. You give me on a royal. MAS: Just saying, running. Again, these injuries that I have was because I ran miles and miles on top of the few miles that you ran. JRD: Yeah, it's non contact injuries, that's crazy. I'm doing physical MAS: As a JRD: shit, not getting hurt. Non contact injuries, it's crazy. Just running. Running for miles and miles and miles. MAS: Running? It's running. Playing a g a sport where I'm running. We're talking about running here. We're not talking about wrestling. JRD: But we're talking about injuries though and you said the reason you MAS: It doesn't matter. JRD: got injured 'cause I'm running out I could run all day and I'll never get injured. If I'm not getting injured on physical sports, I'm running all day and not getting injured. A nigga might get tired but not getting injured. Come on now, from running? That's crazy. From moving your legs? That's crazy. Non contact injuries? yeah, you're over. It's it's it's GG's. You know what, brev? I'ma drop weight just for you. Don: You you can't drop weight, bro. We're not talking about dropping the dumbbell. Brev: Talking about baby, come on, talk that cash money, Josh. JRD: Watch, watch. Yeah. We weekly weekly weddings. We doin' weekly wagons. Brev: I don't know what I'm gonna get with this fifty dollars. I'm trying to think right MAS: Josh is not gonna drop with it. Brev: now. MAS: Josh and I can job. Don: Josh, you get the one Brev: yeah. Don: ninety five, we can box. Brev: Hmm. JRD: Let's box, 25. I'm down. Let's MAS: Yeah. Don: That's my boxing weight. Motherfuckers get to one ninety five a box. Meet me at one ninety five, foo. JRD: do it. Let's do it. Let's box. I'm down for that. I'm down for that. I like that shit. Yeah. Okay, that's fine, of course not. No, we got nah, of course not. Of course not. We could be on fucking YouTube or some shit. Don: We're not boxing in New York though, if that's what you're thinking. Okay. But I always tell my homies, they talk Brev: Yeah, I'll be doing the most. Don: shit. I like, hey, meet me at one ninety five. Motherfuckers be scared. That's a good JRD: Money for it. Don: base. I'll fuck you up at one ninety five. I really don't JRD: Easy bro. I I can drop way I can I can drop way easy. For some reason you guys have always been fat. I just started gaining weight. It's crazy. It's crazy. We have pictures to prove it. We have pictures Don: You just started gaining MAS: Bruh. JRD: to prove it. We have pictures to prove it. MAS: I we get that you have pictures, bruh, but at the end of the day we s we JRD: No w when when I knew you guys. MAS: lived with you, bruh. JRD: Exactly, I ain't gonna say elsewhere. Don: Josh, you have you ever seen Fat Albert? You seen that movie? That JRD: Yeah. Yes. Don: pool was fast though, so that's your best case. Actually. That motherfucker was pretty fast. MAS: Yeah. He do run backwards and shit. Don: Yeah. that motherfucker was dummy fast. Hey, actually I'm I'm kinda nervous now. Fat people do be kinda fast, Brev: That's right. JRD: Yeah. Don: bro. Josh might be kinda fast, bro. MAS: My brother my older brother, bruh, he's a big you can be big and fast, bruh. We talked about this. Miles Garrett, you could be big and fast. But Josh is just not Don: But he's fat and fast, that's what I'm saying. MAS: that guy, bruh. He's just not him. Brev: Yeah. Yeah. Miles Gary is like n probably like eight percent body fat. JRD: Clip it, clip it, clip it. Out. Don: He's Mouse MAS: I don't doubt Don: Gare's not fat though. JRD: Here, here. Here's what we're gonna do. MAS: I don't doubt that Don: a burnt Michelin man. There's no way you're actually fast, bro. JRD: Okay. I like that shit. Yes, I like that shit. Keep it coming. Make you make you believe you're gonna win. Cause me and Brev know we're gonna win. Make the make yourself believe your best gonna hit. I'm not talking to you, loser. Hey, play loser. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you, I'm stronger than you, I'm faster than you. I'm not stronger than you. Don: Keep slandering you. MAS: And Josh, again, but how tall are you again? We're b we're We're both five four. We're both five four. No you're not. No, you're not. We've already been over this. I know the camera. Don: Yeah. Brev: Mm-hmm. Hmm. I actually don't know who's taller than honestly. MAS: I know there's the recording right there. You're not taller than me. We did this already. Just say you're five four just say you're five four and move on. We're the same height and he's JRD: And I was taller than you! I was you! I wasn't taller than you? MAS: forty pounds heavier than me and you guys think he's gonna move faster than me. JRD: I'm ten times stronger than you. Where does the muscle have to go? MAS: And we're both p coming off the couch. JRD: Yeah, I'm ten times stronger. Where does the muscle have to go? I squat five hundred and five pounds. I squat five five. five MAS: Even though I'm not coming off the couch whatsoever, JD. I can promise you that, JD. I'm not coming off the couch. Okay, you have strong legs, Don: Well. MAS: bro. You have strong legs. That's cool. That's cool. Okay. Okay. Okay. Alright. JRD: No, of course, that's that's fucking weight. I bench pressed over I bench pressed over 245. Where's the weight gonna go? duh. This your common sense. I'm too strong. Fat niggas can't Don: It's just you don't have you're JRD: bitch over their weight. Fat niggas can't squat over their weight. An other short fat huh? Don: Fat people are fat are strong, bro. Fat people can be strong. JRD: Can't be can't bitch a fat dude is either bitching over his way. Fat nigga Don: A lot of the offensive linemen are fat and they're strong as hell. JRD: ch and then I bitching over their way. And then I bitching over their way. MAS: We already been over this, bro. That's an outrageous statement. Don: Yeah. JRD: And then I bitching over there, wait. No. Brev: Hey, a lot of linemen are fat and Don: you're okay, okay, you're You're right, You're right. You're right, Brev: they're fast as fuck too. Don: you're right. 'Cause they're fucking six hundred pounds. So you're not benching six hundred pounds. You're right. So you're not benching your way. JRD: Yeah, and then I bitch over that weight. Yeah, if you get bitch over over my weight, way over my weight. I bet I bet two thousand dollars Don: How much you weigh? You don't weigh 300? JRD: just if we're wrong, I get bitch way over my weight. I get bitch a hundred pounds of I Huh Don: Aren't you three hundred? Aren't you three hundred something? How much do you weigh? MAS: Josh is definitely fetching over his weight, for sure. JRD: Yeah. Don: Mm. We're talking hella crazy, bruh. MAS: I promise you, JD, I'm not coming off the couch. Brev: I think you should always be able to bench over your weight. MAS: I'm about to dust this food, Josh, bruh. It's Don: Yeah, I think every grown man should be able to bench overweight. MAS: not even funny. Brev: Yeah. JRD: You're not gonna dust me. Bro, I'll start training. Hard as fuck. And I'll for sure kill you. October 6th. Yeah, I'm gonna start training. MAS: Yeah. You have fun with that. You have fun with that. JRD: Just for fun. Just for fun. Just for fun. I'm I might go running after Brev: Mm-hmm. For fifty dollars. JRD: after this over. I might go to the gym. Twenty-four hour. EOS fitness. Sponsor us. Let's go. MAS: We literally saw you eating a bag of chips in this episode. You had an hour and JRD: Andrea. MAS: twenty three minutes to not Don: Hot chips too. MAS: eat chips, but you chose this time to eat chips. It happened so often that this just happened to be in that time. JRD: It's okay. It's okay. The reason I ate the chip because I want you. Remember when Ryan Garcia was finding that one dude and he was acting all crazy MAS: You're trying to look JRD: and shit? That's what I'm doing. You think you're gonna win and then when I come, you're gonna make an excuse. You're gonna make an excuse. Yeah, Don: Mm, that's a good strategy. That four day pull that shit on somebody. JRD: you're gonna make an excuse. I'm in your head when free. I'm in your head when free. I'm in your head. I know for sure I am. I am. It's okay. Miguel. MAS: No, you're not. I don't even listen to what Don: I genuinely don't think MAS: you say. Don: Maz thinks he's gonna lose at all. And then I don't think he thinks about this race until it comes up. But I think that's the problem. Cause now that I have money on it, I need you to act like you're about to lose. You need to train like you're about to lose this race. You need to train like you're about to race me or Brevin. MAS: I've been training regardless of this race, bruh. JRD: Dang, they can't even tell. Don: And by the way, Dylan is not fast. Dylan keeps saying that he's fast and he's dusting everybody in the chat. That's not true. I just wanna make that put that on the record. That I don't believe that shit. Brev: Damn, talking about him when he can't defend himself or what? Don: I'm gonna show him clip. I'll clip the form. JRD: Yeah. Don: I'll tell him that too. I'll text him right now. He's not fast. Soldier boy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Brev: We already do that. Don: All right, hack of the week, bruh. Brev: All right. If I don't know if you've you've ever heard or been to Soup Plantation, but it was JRD: He's Brev: a buffet that went away a long time ago and it's coming back. I think it's coming back in San Diego. They went to all the locations and I think they got one coming back. But if one comes over near you, make sure you go to Soup Plantation. It's the best buffet ever and they got the best soft serve in the game. That's the that's my Don: Was it like a pop up buffet? Brev: No, Soup Plantation. It's a real restaurant. JRD: No, it w I dec I decided on my story too. MAS: They never freaking canceled that restaurant? Brev: This is what it was called in the Bay Area. Don: What's it called? JRD: Supplantation. Brev: It was called sweet tomatoes in the in the Bay Area. JRD: Yeah, soup plantation Don: Sweet tomatoes. JRD: and yeah. It started in San Diego. Right? It started in San Diego. Brev: Yeah, soup plantation though. That's just the best. It's coming back, baby. Big news. Yeah, big news for me. JRD: Yeah, I saw that shit too. I'm not a big soup guy. Don: Sweet Tomatoes California. there is one out here. it's not here. yet. Brev: Yeah. They wiped out all the locations, bro, years ago. it was a chain and now they're coming it's coming back. JRD: 'Cause 'cause of 'cause of COVID. Don: O cara que eu usei. JRD: Remember hometown? Same shit happened to Hometown. Hometown was way better than Sioux Plantation. Brev: Hometown was nothing compared to Sioux Plantation. Sioux MAS: Time of favors. Don: On time perfect. What what MAS: I grew up on Hometown Buffet. Brev: Plantation clears, bro. Sioux Plantation clears. JRD: Soup Plantation only got soup and pizza. Brev: Man, what are you talking about? First of all, the pizza's bomb. Don't ever disrespect the pizza ever again. It's it's it's better than Hometown Buffet for sure. Don: why are you guessing if it's not my if it's not better than a home buffet? No. JRD: Huh? It's not better on top buffet. They're smoking. Are you high? Don: What about Golden Corral? Brev: No. Huh? Don: Is it better than Golden Corral? JRD: No. It only has soup, Brev: I've never been a gold curl. JRD: bread and pizza. Don: Are you serious? It's Dave's incredible Brev: But they got more than that, bro. They don't just have soup, bread, and pizza. JRD: No. and dessert. And dessert. Don: incredible house or something. That's the same shit Chucky Cheese got. Soup and pizza. JRD: Huh? Yeah. Yeah, bro. Send their shakies. Brev: Bro, they don't just have that, they have other shit. JRD: No, they do not. It's called soup, but they got a whole bunch of soups, breads, pizza. And Brev: They have a bunch of suits, but they got other shit. JRD: that's it. And maybe some like maybe like a s very small pasta bar. Like spaghetti noodles. That's it. Brev: They got pasta, they got other protein too. JRD: That's it. That's it. MAS: Look, if we had to pick just off names, I'm not going to soup plantation. I'm going to hometown buffet. Brev: Yeah, you're asleep, that's JRD: Sounds crazy, Brev: why, and that's why you're gonna lose the race, bruh. JRD: right? I don't Don: Hometop buffet or golden crowd? MAS: I had both and I'll girl JRD: like a little crowd. MAS: but I still always grew up on hometown buffet. Don: Hey, some time both face a lot there. JRD: Me too. Nah, it's gone. They're all gone. MAS: Yeah, I've seen a lot of l locations Don: we are. MAS: close too. Brev: Yeah, and it's not gonna make a comeback like Sioux Plantation is. That's what I'm saying, bruh. MAS: Ha ha. Don: Buffets in general is like aren't really that crazy. JRD: That's because Soupla t they they already Brev: Soup plantation. JRD: have a dupe. Brev: What do you JRD: a dupe. there's a fake version of it that came out. And Brev: Did they? JRD: yeah, it looks exactly the same. They have the same colored bowls and shit. The same fucking food. I never went to Supondition as a kid, but Brev: Supplementation's the best. That's my hack of the week. Go to soup plantation. JRD: I have a hate. I hate superflator. MAS: Ha ha ha. Brev: That's honestly where I'm gonna spend my fifty dollars at Sioux Plantation. After JRD: Yeah. Brev: yeah, that's that's exactly where I'm gonna go.