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Do Award Shows Even Matter Anymore? Plus: Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran’s Tour Over Palestine · The Karel Show

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  Speaker 1: Showtime is here. No time to fear.
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  Speaker 1: So on with the show.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give it a go. Corral is the one that
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  Speaker 3: you need to know.
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  Speaker 4: Now it's Showtime.
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  Speaker 5: Well, a bad morning for Donald Trump is turning into
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  Speaker 5: a good morning for us or for America. And do
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  Speaker 5: award shows really, really matter after the Emmys were last night?
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  Speaker 5: We'll talk about that and so much more today on
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  Speaker 5: this Tuesday, September 15th. What a day. What a day.
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  Speaker 5: What a day.
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  Speaker 4: You have to.
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  Speaker 2: near because.
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  Speaker 1: Showtime is here. So on with the show. Let's give
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  Speaker 1: it a go.
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  Speaker 3: Corral is the one that you need to know.
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  Speaker 4: Now it's Showtime.
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  Speaker 8: Now it's Showtime.
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  Speaker 5: A show so nice we'll do it twice. Let's start again. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: we can. Let's start again. We can do it. We
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  Speaker 5: can do it. Here we go again, kids. This time
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  Speaker 5: we'll get it right. I promise. Well, well. All right.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on with my other, with
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  Speaker 5: my show in segments thing and the new commercials and
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  Speaker 5: all that. I don't have time to deal with it,
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  Speaker 5: so screw it. Today, I don't want to be so
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  Speaker 5: much of a show, like a show. I want it
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  Speaker 5: to be a conversation because I'm at a very interesting
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  Speaker 5: place and I want to share that with you, you,
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  Speaker 5: my loyal and true listeners and supporters at Patreon. And
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  Speaker 5: I want to tell you what got me to this spot.
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  Speaker 5: But first, yes, Mitch McConnell is almost back. I say
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  Speaker 5: almost because what's happening to him is elder abuse, and
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  Speaker 5: you can quote me on that. That man was out
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  Speaker 5: of it yesterday, and he voted. He voted on policies
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  Speaker 5: that are going to directly affect our country. That man
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  Speaker 5: was so hopped up on drugs yesterday and so out
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  Speaker 5: of it that making him go to the Senate could
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  Speaker 5: be deemed elder abuse. And I mean it. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: he's 84. The guy was... It's crazy. It's crazy that
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  Speaker 5: he didn't resign. It's crazy that they're letting him finish
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  Speaker 5: his term. It's crazy. And it's elder abuse. It truly is.
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  Speaker 5: But what can we do about it? Nothing. The Senate
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  Speaker 5: could do something. They won't. The people of Kentucky already
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  Speaker 5: know he's resigning.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 5: It's just sad. It was sad to see him wheeled
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  Speaker 5: around like that yesterday. And he's sitting there in the
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  Speaker 5: car with his mouth open, just staring forward. You know,
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  Speaker 5: in a glazed haze. I'm like, I want what he's on.
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  Speaker 5: And he was on something. And then they take him
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  Speaker 5: to the Senate where he says like 12 words, takes
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  Speaker 5: no questions and is wheeled away. I'm not sure that
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  Speaker 5: he's not animatronic at this point. But I do know
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  Speaker 5: one thing. That man should be as far away from
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  Speaker 5: the Senate as anybody. Okay? It was just sad. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: James Schnabel in the chat room. So good it needs
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  Speaker 5: two introductions. It's just sad. So we have that going on. Okay? Now,
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  Speaker 5: I would be lying to you, and I can't lie
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  Speaker 5: to you, if I didn't say I was extraordinarily worried
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  Speaker 5: about our country before, and now I'm extraordinarily worried about
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  Speaker 5: the human race. And so this morning, when the headlines,
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  Speaker 5: number one and number two headline, number one headline, Donald
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  Speaker 5: Trump confirms weapons in space. I could do an hour
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  Speaker 5: on how that is a remarkably bad idea, but It's
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  Speaker 5: too late. They're there. Number two, the second headline, AI
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  Speaker 5: concerns grow as Trump downplays and says all the U.S.
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  Speaker 5: needs is a high IQ president to handle AI. Well,
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  Speaker 5: he's right. He is absolutely right on that. He and
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  Speaker 5: I agree. We need a high IQ president. The problem,
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  Speaker 5: we ain't got one. We got him. Okay? So that's
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  Speaker 5: part of the problem. You're right. Because a real high
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  Speaker 5: IQ president would say, shut this shit down. But that's
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  Speaker 5: not him. Okay? He is a fucking moron. How that
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  Speaker 5: man makes so much money being so goddamn stupid, I
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  Speaker 5: just don't know. But whatever. Whatever. So those two headlines,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, have they not seen the Terminator movie?
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  Speaker 5: Should we show the Terminator movie... To Congress. We know
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  Speaker 5: that Mitch will fall asleep. But, you know, should we
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  Speaker 5: show it to them? Weapons in space, rogue AI. What
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  Speaker 5: could go wrong? I'm serious. What could go wrong? Rogue AI,
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  Speaker 5: weapons in space. What could go wrong? A lot of
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  Speaker 5: people are asking, well, how will it kill us? Because
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  Speaker 5: I have a clip on Instagram going viral. And they're like, well,
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  Speaker 5: how will it kill us? You don't know, moron. Okay?
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  Speaker 5: And you don't know because you're about five million times
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  Speaker 5: dumber than the AI that you're creating. So how will
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  Speaker 5: it kill us? Only it knows. Because it's smarter.
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  Speaker 2: Carell is so near because Showtime is here.
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  Speaker 1: So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
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  Speaker 3: Carell is the one that you.
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  Speaker 4: Need to know.
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  Speaker 5: All righty-dighty-dighty. We are back. We're back, we're here, and
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  Speaker 5: I'm a queer. How about that? So that's the first
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  Speaker 5: thing on my mind. Real and genuine concern for us
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  Speaker 5: as a species. That's a real concern. I'm not the
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  Speaker 5: only one concerned, by the way. Weapons in space concerning. Now,
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  Speaker 5: it's a bad morning for Donald Trump. A judge has said,
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  Speaker 5: keep his fucking name off the Kennedy Center. How clear
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  Speaker 5: do I have to be? Only Congress can do this.
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  Speaker 5: Not him. Not the board of the Kennedy Center. Just Congress.
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  Speaker 5: Get his fucking name off and leave it off. That's
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  Speaker 5: his big concern this morning. And then the U.S. Supreme
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  Speaker 5: Court also said today, no, you can't fuck with the
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  Speaker 5: mail-in ballots this close to when they're already sending out
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  Speaker 5: mail-in ballots. And no, your executive order does not override
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  Speaker 5: the states who are in control of the election. So no,
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  Speaker 5: we are not issuing an order that says your mail-in
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  Speaker 5: ballot rule stands. It doesn't. Done. Done with it. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: and he's so mad. He denounced the three judges that
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  Speaker 5: he appointed because they're not behaving like his minions, like
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  Speaker 5: he thought he would and they would. He truly believes
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  Speaker 5: the Supreme Court will do exactly what he wants because
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  Speaker 5: he appointed those three judges. He truly believes it. And
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  Speaker 5: this morning they didn't. So now he's all pissed off
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  Speaker 5: at them. Okay. Okay. So he's not having a fun morning.
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  Speaker 5: And that makes me happy. It does. But then again,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not having a fun morning. And I wonder, is
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  Speaker 5: it me? You know, my friend Steve yesterday, who I
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  Speaker 5: love and adore, and I know he thinks I don't
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  Speaker 5: listen to him, but I do. My friend David this
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  Speaker 5: morning hurt my feelings. We'll talk about that later. But
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  Speaker 5: my friend Steve this morning, or yesterday actually, talked about
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  Speaker 5: my show. And he said, you've got to stop watching
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  Speaker 5: the news and i said why he goes because your
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  Speaker 5: show is so negative and i thought what the fuck
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  Speaker 5: how is everybody's show not negative We have credible threats
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  Speaker 5: that within six to 12 months, an AI will be
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  Speaker 5: created that can swarm and shut down the internet. That's
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  Speaker 5: within six to 12 months. Then we have a greater
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  Speaker 5: than 10% chance that within a few years, it will
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  Speaker 5: kill us all. And what are the billionaires saying? And
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  Speaker 5: what are those in power saying? Oh no, those are
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  Speaker 5: just naysayers. Those are just doomsayers. Those are just people
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  Speaker 5: that don't know. They're the fucking people who are programming it.
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  Speaker 5: So the people that should be taking it seriously are not.
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  Speaker 5: And the inventors who should be shutting the shit down,
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  Speaker 5: they're waiting for someone to tell them to shut it down.
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  Speaker 5: Las Vegas is the second most expensive grocery market in
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  Speaker 5: the United States. I happen to live here and I
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  Speaker 5: am not rich. Well, it's okay because I'm not eating either.
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  Speaker 5: I've gone from 217 pounds to 211 in a week
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  Speaker 5: and a half without Zepound. Because as many of you,
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  Speaker 5: including Brenda Becker, sent me an email and said, well,
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  Speaker 5: why don't you just try to lose weight first without
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  Speaker 5: the Zepound and give yourself to your birthday, November 7th.
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  Speaker 5: And if by the time your birthday rolls around, you
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  Speaker 5: haven't lost the weight that you think you should have,
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  Speaker 5: then go on the Zepound. I'm like, you know, solid thinking.
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  Speaker 5: I'll do that. So I have lost six pounds. Once
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  Speaker 5: I get below 199, once I break the 200 mark,
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  Speaker 5: which is in 11 more pounds, then I'll have no problem.
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  Speaker 5: It's just getting below 200 that's going to be hard.
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  Speaker 5: So I thought to myself, am I too negative? Or
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  Speaker 5: is the world just a fucking negative place right now?
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  Speaker 5: Diesel fuel is so expensive they can't afford to move
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  Speaker 5: goods and services. The Iran war is escalating, not decreasing.
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  Speaker 5: In the Ukraine, NATO is now talking about a global conflict.
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  Speaker 5: Read World War. Should I just be ignoring that? Ain't
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  Speaker 5: nothing I can do about it. Should I just wake
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  Speaker 5: up every day, live my life to the fullest? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: so let's say that I take that tact. Let's say
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  Speaker 5: that I decide that each and every day, I'm just
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  Speaker 5: going to get up, live my best fucking life, and
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  Speaker 5: you know what? Whatever happens to the world fucking happens.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I can't stop it. So what do I
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  Speaker 5: do this morning? I get up, I do my breakfast,
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  Speaker 5: and I look at the headlines, unfortunately. I start with
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  Speaker 5: today in history. because I send out a meme every
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  Speaker 5: day to let people know I'm alive, and it's the
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  Speaker 5: day in history. Today was the day they filmed the
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  Speaker 5: famous Marilyn Monroe scene in the Seven Year Itch, where
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  Speaker 5: her dress blew up. Joe DiMaggio had a fit, and
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  Speaker 5: it divided the nation. Half the nation thought it was
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  Speaker 5: exploiting a woman and too sexual. The photo, very famous
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  Speaker 5: photo of Marilyn Monroe holding her skirt down. And the
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  Speaker 5: other half thought, no problem. They blew that photo up
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  Speaker 5: to over 100 feet for the premiere in front of
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  Speaker 5: Grauman's Chinese Theater. And when Joe DiMaggio saw it, he
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  Speaker 5: made them take it down and paint underwear. So on
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  Speaker 5: the side of her dress, you didn't see her legs
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  Speaker 5: so much. So you saw an underwear. She wasn't wearing
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  Speaker 5: those underwear when the photo was taken. Marilyn, in response
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  Speaker 5: to it all, said, oh, all this fuss over a
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  Speaker 5: silly little dress. You know, she didn't really care. So
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  Speaker 5: that was today in history, by the way. So then
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  Speaker 5: I have breakfast with Ember, which is always a joy
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  Speaker 5: because my little girl is aging and I don't know
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  Speaker 5: how many breakfasts I have left with her. And I'm
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  Speaker 5: very blessed. Blessed to have my oat groats and my fruit,
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  Speaker 5: my walnuts, my craisins, my tea, Harney and Sons tea,
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  Speaker 5: which I tried to go order yesterday. So every four months,
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  Speaker 5: I have to order six pounds of tea. You're like,
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  Speaker 5: six pounds? Yes, six bags of tea. One pound, loose-leaf bags. Normally,
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  Speaker 5: that's $ 120 for six bags because the tea is normally
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  Speaker 5: $ 20 to $ 21 an ounce, or I mean a pound.
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  Speaker 5: How much do you suppose six bags of tea at
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  Speaker 5: Harney & Sons is now? It was $ 120. How much
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  Speaker 5: do you think it is now?
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  Speaker 6: $ 256.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't hit buy. I know that lasts me four
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  Speaker 5: or five months, but I was like $ 250 for tea?
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  Speaker 5: Like you. Sticker shock. So that didn't help my morning
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  Speaker 5: this morning. I come in and do yoga, which is lovely.
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  Speaker 5: And I start looking online while waiting to do the
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  Speaker 5: yoga because Ember and I have to play ball and
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  Speaker 5: she has to get a snack. And While looking online,
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  Speaker 5: I see that yesterday at a fashion event, a woman
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  Speaker 5: came in. Can I find this? How can I show
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  Speaker 5: you this? I need to show you this. Because a
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  Speaker 5: woman came in to the PETA event. Now, granted, she
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  Speaker 5: should not have been in. She should have been protesting outside.
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  Speaker 5: And she was protesting outside. The use of wool. Because
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  Speaker 5: if you saw how they treat the sheep, someone said, well,
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  Speaker 5: they don't kill the sheep. Why would you care about
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  Speaker 5: the use of wool? They are vicious. They punch them
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  Speaker 5: in the face. Sometimes they knock them out to take
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  Speaker 5: their wool. It's horrible. It's horrible what they do. And
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  Speaker 5: a woman went in yesterday to protest this. And a man, male,
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  Speaker 5: at the event decided that he was going to take
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  Speaker 5: her out. That he was going to take her out.
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  Speaker 5: And so this head, okay, this head of the World
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  Speaker 5: Fashion Organization tackles this woman, okay, just captures this woman.
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  Speaker 1: And I.
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  Speaker 5: Can't even explain what he does. I'll have to show it.
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  Speaker 5: He hog ties her. He holds her down. You know,
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  Speaker 5: he does all kinds of horrible things to her. Now,
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  Speaker 5: let me see if I can do this here. Let
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  Speaker 5: me see. Okay, are you still with me? Okay, there
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  Speaker 5: you are. Here, let me go to this post. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: here's this woman talking about it. And she's upset because
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  Speaker 5: she's tired of women being abused and people assaulting women.
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  Speaker 5: So there's the guy. That's him. That's the guy that
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  Speaker 5: did it. He is the head of some fashion society,
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  Speaker 5: and it's fashion week in New York. And PETA was
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  Speaker 5: there to protest the use of wool. So watch. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's what they do to the sheep there. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 5: Trigger warning. And so here we go. Come on. Show
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  Speaker 5: the video. Come on, woman. Ah, she's just blathering on,
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  Speaker 5: this woman with this enormous bow. She reminded me of, there, watch.
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  Speaker 5: Look at him. Look at him. He's covering her mouth
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  Speaker 5: like she cannot breathe. Look, wrapping his legs around her.
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  Speaker 5: She is screaming, let me go, let me up. And
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  Speaker 5: he doesn't. He holds her there until security can come.
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  Speaker 5: That's assault. What you just saw is assault. Okay, she's
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  Speaker 5: blathering on this woman talking about how this is assault
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  Speaker 5: and how women just keep being abused and no one
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  Speaker 5: does anything and how nobody really cares. I think she
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  Speaker 5: shows more of the video again. And whether or not
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  Speaker 5: you agree with PETA, I agree with PETA. We shouldn't
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  Speaker 5: use wool. There are other things we can use. We
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  Speaker 5: are abusing sheep or we should use sustainable wool from
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  Speaker 5: farms that don't beat the fuck out of their sheep.
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  Speaker 5: Now he says, I reacted inappropriately. Assault on a woman. Inappropriate.
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  Speaker 5: Is there a better view? Let's see if there's a
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  Speaker 5: better view.
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  Speaker 3: Here.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 5: There. Look at him. Look at him. Look what he's doing.
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  Speaker 5: And then he covers her mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Look.
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  Speaker 5: He's not even sure she can breathe. Look at this.
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  Speaker 5: And this wasn't the only person he did it to.
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  Speaker 5: He did it to a man that was at the
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  Speaker 5: event too. Went and covered his mouth. Look at him. Look,
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  Speaker 5: ripping her sign, grabbing it. Look, here's another guy. And
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  Speaker 5: watch what he does to this. Look, covering this guy's mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Look at this. That is assault. Okay? That's assault. But
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  Speaker 5: we live in a world where Donald Trump can basically
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  Speaker 5: verbally assault female reporters in the Oval or on his plane,
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  Speaker 5: and no one does a thing. physically assaults female reporters verbally.
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  Speaker 5: Not physically, sorry, Donald Trump. But this guy... has still
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  Speaker 5: got a job. Okay? He's still employed. He's still got
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  Speaker 5: a job. How is that possible? How is that possible?
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  Speaker 5: You know? I am so sick of women being abused
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  Speaker 5: right in front of all of us. And no one
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  Speaker 5: doing a fucking thing. Let's start with the Epstein files.
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  Speaker 5: What does the Epstein files have to do with the
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  Speaker 5: little elf Ed Sheeran? You're like, well, I don't know, Carell.
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  Speaker 5: What does the Epstein files have to do with the
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  Speaker 5: little elf Ed Sheeran? Let me tell you. There's a rapper,
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  Speaker 5: a very handsome rapper, who is also very pro-LGBTQ. His
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  Speaker 5: name is Macklemore. He had a large hit with Macklemore
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  Speaker 5: and Ryan Lewis, was it? I believe it was. And
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  Speaker 5: it was about going shopping at a thrift store. I
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  Speaker 5: don't remember the specifics of the song. You'll have to
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  Speaker 5: look it up. But it was a funny song and
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  Speaker 5: it was a huge hit. And then after that, he
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  Speaker 5: had a bunch more hits. Ed Sheeran and him have
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  Speaker 5: been friends for 14 years. So Ed Sheeran said, why
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  Speaker 5: don't you open on my tour for me? Macklemore said, sure.
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  Speaker 5: Macklemore believes that Israel is committing genocide. Well, it's no
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  Speaker 5: longer a belief. Macklemore confirms what we all know, which
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  Speaker 5: is Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. That Israel is
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  Speaker 5: illegally occupying Palestinian land and taking their homes. that Israel
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  Speaker 5: for decades has abused the Palestinians, has made them live
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  Speaker 5: in an apartheid, and now has committed genocide against them.
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  Speaker 5: That's a fact. It's not anti-Semitic. It's history. It is
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  Speaker 5: what it is. Okay? It is genocide. They are occupying
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  Speaker 5: lands that are not theirs. They are theirs. They are
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  Speaker 5: breaking treaties and they are killing innocent women and children.
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  Speaker 5: That is a fact. Okay? And none of it was
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  Speaker 5: warranted after what happened to them. After Hamas attacked them,
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  Speaker 5: committing genocide was not the answer. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: So Macklemore says on stage, free Palestine. And he has
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  Speaker 5: a Palestinian flag. What do you suppose happened? And how
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  Speaker 5: does it relate to the Epstein file? I will tell
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: you when we come back. So don't go anywhere. Well,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: you can pee, I suppose. Don't do that. Don't be
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: like Trump and just do it in your pants or
• 22:27
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• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Hey everyone, it's Karel. You know, Pride Month was rough
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: this year. We had a lot of hate heaped upon
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: us from Trump, from MAGA, and from other governments around
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: the world. And if you are a trans person, you
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: are really going through a particular type of hell right now.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: That's why when I was thinking of my next single
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: in June, I sat down and I wrote, you have
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: to be proud. You have to be proud with anger
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: so loud. Streaming everywhere. Keep fighting. Keep singing. Keep dancing.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: We're going to win. All right. Just answering some stuff
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: in the chat room at youtube.com forward slash really corral. Uh,
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: hi Captain Planet, uh, Michelle Crocker, they are sociopaths. Yes,
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: they are. Um, all cash 9182, that's aggravated assault. Yes,
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: it was. It's battery once you touch or hit them. Yes,
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: it is. Uh, and, and that's that. So Macklemore opens
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: for Ed Sheeran and these 90,000 seat venues on his
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: American leg of his tour. And he does Free Palestine.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: He talks about equality, how the Palestinians should be able
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: to vote for their own destiny, how they should have
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: their own state, as promised, and how Israel should leave
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: the occupied territories, which is a nice word for stolen land.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Calling them occupied territories is like you going next door
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: and taking over your neighbor's house and yard and saying
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: it is now occupied territory. No, that's theft. That's home invasion.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: So Israel are home invaders. It's what they are. You
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: cannot argue with me on this, and you can't call
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: me anti-Semitic. Israel are home invaders. They've invaded the homes
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: of Palestinians and kicked them out in territory that is
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: not theirs. And Israel, as a state, has committed state-sponsored
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: acts of terror against i.e. genocide. Those are facts and evidence.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: You can't fucking argue with me on them. And if
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: you do, take your ass somewhere else because you're too
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: stupid to listen to my show because you won't understand
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: anything I have to say because only intelligent people get
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: what I have to say. So if you're a moron,
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: go the fuck away. So, Macklemore says, free Palestine, stop
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: killing Palestinian women and children, and let's work out an
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: agreement for a two-state solution. All reasonably fair. Well, Mr. Kraft,
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: who is listed in the Epstein files, the billionaire, Mr. Kraft,
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: owns a stadium that Ed Sheeran was supposed to be in.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: So Mr. Kraft calls Ed Sheeran's people and says, he
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: can't come to do a show here if Macklemore opens
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: for him. Period. Now, one stadium, they were like, well,
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: then we'll move the show. Then Kraft, noted in the
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Epstein files, so a probable sexual predator, calls a few
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: of his other billionaire friends that own stadiums, and of
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: the nine remaining stadium tour stops left, seven of them
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: threatened to cancel on Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran, who is
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: a billionaire, okay? Ed Sheeran, who makes more money touring
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: than any other artist, look it up, even more than
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Taylor Swift, okay? So Ed doesn't need the fucking money.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: What does Ed's people do when this known sexual predator
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: in the Epstein files gets his billionaire friends to gang
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: up on them and say, if you let Macklemore open,
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: you can't come to our stadium? They cave. They cave,
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: and they kick Macklemore off the tour. Macklemore calls his
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: friend Ed Sheeran, who says, I can't pick a side,
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: according to Macklemore. He said, I can't pick a side.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: I'm apolitical. I don't get into politics. I'm sorry, but
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I can't have these seven dates canceled. A, yes, he could.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Then yesterday, Ed Sheeran gets a shit ton of backlash
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: because everyone's all, you can't pick a side when there's
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: genocide going on? That's like saying, I know Hitler's killing
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: the Jews, but I really can't, you know, render an
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: opinion on that. I have to stay apolitical. Same thing, okay?
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: So suddenly everyone's turning on Ed Sheeran and saying, how
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: can you not pick a side? Why did you not
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: tell those venue owners to get fucked that you'll go
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: to some other venue? So today, Ed Sheeran issues a
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: statement supporting Palestine, saying he hopes the people in Palestine, whatever,
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: he doesn't really full out comment, say he supports Palestine.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: But he says, you know, I don't wish anybody dead, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: And passes the fucking buck and says it wasn't his
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: decision to make. I'm in the music business, Ed. Fuck you. Yes,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: it was. Okay? You are ultimately the highest name on
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: the marquee. Well, I could be sued if I canceled
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: those dates. You're a billionaire. What do you care? You
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: have a floor full of lawyers to handle this very thing.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: And you're not canceling the dates. They booked that tour.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: And now they're telling you if you don't change that tour...
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: that you can't go there. You would not only not
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: have to do the dates, but you could get money
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: from each of those venues for canceling on you. But
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Ed Sheeran backed away. Said, no, it's easier to fire McElmore.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: I guess I won't ever be going to an Ed
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Sheeran concert. Too bad, I liked him. I did like him.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: I did. So the person who is doing the right thing,
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: standing up against genocide, gets told he can't do the
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: tour in a country that alleges free speech, first of all.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: And then gets thrown under the bus by his friend.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Because a man that is in the Epstein files, a billionaire,
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: decided it all with his other billionaire friends. And that's
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: why this AI thing scares me. Because it's billionaires that
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: are deciding our fate. And look at who these people are.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Sexual predators. Political extremists. People who don't care if you
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: wipe out an entire people. Who don't care about genocide.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: They don't care about 100,000 dead. They don't care. And
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: they certainly don't care about you or I. All I
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: want to say is that they don't really care about us.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Michael knew it. Okay? And these are just, you know,
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: a sample of what the news holds. I can't pick
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: a side because both sides are in the wrong? Yeah, no. Sorry.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Hamas was in the wrong. Hamas. So, Michelle Crocker, if
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: someone wants to harm you as an American... Because of
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: the actions of Donald Trump. Are you in the wrong?
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: He's your president. It's your country. So if harming you
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: is okay then, right? I mean, your president's run amok.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: He started a war. He's literally killing people with HIV
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: AIDS by withdrawing medication. So he's causing the death of
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: millions of people. Donald Trump. He started a war. That
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: is making us all suffer.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Yours.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: Listen daily to.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: The Corelcast on your favorite streaming service. You're listening to
• 31:45
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• 31:51
  Speaker 6: broadcasting from a completely different.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Point of view.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Yours.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: you crazy.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Stream I Dance Because on all services. The song is very,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: very personal to me, and the video now is very
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: touching to me. I cried the first time. Well, I
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: cry all the time. But I cried the first time,
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: I thought. We all have somebody, whether it's someone that's
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: passed from AIDS or some other thing. We all have
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: people that we danced with, and that's why we dance.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Stream I Dance Because on all services.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Now it's your turn.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, on this, Michelle Crocker and I agree. Netanyahu needs
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: to be put on trial for war crimes. He does.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: He certainly does. He's unhinged and very dangerous, just like
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Donald Trump, and they both need to go on trial
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: for war crimes. That's just a fact. So we have
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: AI data centers being built all over our neighborhoods and
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: we don't want them, but we can't stop them because
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: the billionaires want them. They're taking our water. They're taking
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: our power. They're taking our resources. We are feeding them
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: the stuff that gives us life, water. Lake Tahoe, okay,
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: will no longer have energy next year from NV Energy.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Because NV Energy announced it cannot supply the homes at
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Lake Tahoe and the data center that they're building there.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: So they had to pick, and they picked the data center.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: I am making this up. Look it up. So we're
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: feeding AI our life's blood so it can kill us.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Our president says we need no guardrails, just a high
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: IQ president, which we don't have. Our Senate is made
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: up of people like Mitch McConnell who are drooling on
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: the very bills that they are trying to vote on.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Our climate daily is trying to kill us. It's going
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: to be 100 again today in Las Vegas, 10 degrees
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: above what, quote, is normal. But no, this is the
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: new normal. This is the coolest summer of the rest
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: of your life. No matter where you live, this summer
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: was the coolest summer you'll ever have. for the rest
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: of your life. And I'm negative. I'm the one being
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: too negative. Yes, I agree, where is Robin Hood when
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: you need it? You know, I've interviewed President Jimmy Carter
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: when he was alive and we had a lengthy conversation
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: about Israel and that former president whose peace deal is
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: the only existing peace deal that remains, looked right in
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: my face on a video call and said, you really
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: get it. You really understand this. Have you thought of
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: running for office? This is what a former president said
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: to me, to moi. I'll never forget that interview. Well, first,
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: I'll never forget it because I told my niece to
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: tell him to hold. Heather lived with me at the
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: time and they called. And they were early and I
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: was gardening and Andrew had passed. I was gardening and
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I had all this stuff on my hands and they
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: called early. So I said, will you please tell them
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: to hold? And she's all, you want me to tell
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: President Jimmy Carter to hold on? I said, yeah, I
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: got to wash my hands. So we did the interview
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: and at the end, which is in the movie, the
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: man from Georgia, by the way, they called and asked
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: if they could use that interview in their movie. I said,
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: of course. So I had someone who's negotiated at the
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: table with that, what was his name? He wore the
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Italian tablecloth on his head. Oh, what was his name?
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: He was the ruler of Hamas forever. What was his name?
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: You all know his name. Oh, what was his name?
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: You know, he always wore the Italian tablecloth on his head.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: What was his name? Oh, I forget. But anyway, he
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: was their ruler for a long, long time. So I
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: get it. I've been told by people who've sat at
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: the table that I get it. And here's what I get.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Israel used to be in the right. They used to
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: have moral high ground on which to stand. They no
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: longer do. Period. Period. They did. They were the ones
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: constantly under attack. And even though there was an apartheid,
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: and all of that. But what were the Palestinians supposed
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: to do? You build a wall down the middle of
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: a city. You make them enter, leave and enter through
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: separate places, not the same as the Israelis. You make
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: them live under your laws, but you don't let them
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: vote for the lawmakers. You tell them how to live.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: You tell them how much energy they're going to have,
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: how much water they're going to have. You tell them
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: where they can live. And then you change your mind
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: and take the land that you told them they could
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: live on. What were they supposed to do? Explain to
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: me how that doesn't breed terrorism. Come on, I'll wait.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Explain to me how the treatment of Palestinians by the
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Israelis didn't breed to terrorism. Go ahead. Explain it. I'll wait.
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• 37:58
  Speaker 4: You have to be.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Proud with hatred.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Hey everyone, it's Carell, and I want to invite you
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: to stream my new single, You Have to Be Proud,
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: on Swishcraft Music. You Have to Be Proud, by Carell.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Go stream it, go march to it, go wave your
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: rainbow flags and piss off MAGA to it. Do whatever
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: you need to do to remind yourself and others, we
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: are stronger than ever, and they can't have our pride.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: You have to be strong.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Showtime is here. No time to fear.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Carell is so near because Showtime is here.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Carell is the one that you need to know.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Yasser Arafat. That's who I was trying to think of.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: So Macklemore, you know, ends up Getting kicked off the
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: tour for telling the truth because someone in the Epstein files,
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: a billionaire, didn't want him on the tour. Okay. Okay.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Trump confirms we've got weapons in space while he downplays
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: the AI threat. Meanwhile, the tech bros that have made
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: it are upplaying the AI threat and they could easily
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: take over the weapons in space. Easily. like because there's
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: a computer the weapons in space are linked to earth
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: by a computer and that is easily exploitable by ai
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: agents where it could just target something and shoot without
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: without anything alexa shut up i hate when it just
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: starts talking So you have that going on. Groceries, out
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: of control. Gas prices, out of control. Housing prices. Some
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: asshole on Instagram was like, Long Beach is the most
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: affordable beach city in Southern California. You can get a
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: home near the beach for $ 900, 000. Because somehow a million
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: fucking dollars in today's world is affordable when the average
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: income of an American is $ 71, 000 and only 27 million
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Americans have over a million dollars. I am so tired
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: of hearing how affordable $ 500, 000 is or $ 800, 000 or a
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: million dollars or how affordable $ 4, 000 a month rent is.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: There is $ 4, 000 a month rent everywhere. Everywhere now. Everywhere.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Not the French fucking Riviera. Not to live right under
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: the Eiffel Tower. To live on 10th Street in Long Beach. $ 2, 700
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: for a two-bedroom. Affordable? For who? Food banks in my
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: local community have lines around the block. Social service agencies
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: are depleted because there's just no fucking money to give
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: out because so many people need the services. Social Security
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: teetering on the brink of destruction. Our economy down the tubes. Oh,
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: but Trump says it's fine. Here in Las Vegas, our
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: grocery prices, the second most expensive in the country. What
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: does Joe Lombardo, our governor, say? That we all need
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: to feel a little pain to make sure Iraq doesn't
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: get a nuke. I don't care if Iraq has a nuke.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: I don't care if Iran has a nuke. I don't
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: care if your mama has a nuke. I don't fucking care.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Nuke is not the problem anymore. AI is. Does Iran
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: have AI? We should be more concerned about that. And
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: I said it yesterday and I believe it today. Why
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: aren't we willing to go to war over AI? Why
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: aren't we willing to tell China and Russia and every
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: other country, either you stop the development or we will
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: launch and destroy your tech centers? Is the complete annihilation
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: of the human race not enough to warrant going to war?
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: We go to war over oil all the time. Israel
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: committed genocide because of one attack. AI might kill us all.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: And we're not going to do shit. And you wonder
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: why I'm negative. You wonder why I'm right. Yes, China
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: and North Korea all have AI, and we need to
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: tell them, stop developing it or we will blow you
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: the fuck up. And if they say, well, then we'll
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: blow you up too, I would rather a complete nuclear
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: war happen and tens of millions of people die than
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: the annihilation of the entire human race. I would sacrifice
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: 100 million people for 8 billion people. Sometimes the needs
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: of the many outweigh the needs of the one. And
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: you're like, Carell, that is common sense. If you have
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: to sacrifice 10 million, 100 million, whatever you have to
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: sacrifice to save the entire species, then that's what you do.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: This fear... of telling China and North Korea and Russia, stop.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: And if you don't stop, we will stop you. Why
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: do we have nuclear weapons? Why do we have them?
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: Is it not to defend ourselves and humankind? Is that
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: not the reason we have them? To defend ourselves and
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: defend humankind. Well, if North Korea and China and Russia
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: are developing technologies that will work out all of mankind,
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: including us, is that not worth to go to war
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: over if they say they won't stop? That is not
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: a rhetorical question. You're going to have to ask yourself,
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: what is the survival of the human race worth? What
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: is it worth? If you say, well, it's not worth
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: a nuclear war, then we're done. then you, everyone you know,
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: all of your family and friends will die. And maybe
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: within five years. And you haven't let that sink in yet.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: These people are not alarmists. They know what the fuck
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: they're talking about. So there. You know? World War III
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: is happening right in front of our frickin' faces. Putin
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: bombing a train station yesterday where diplomats from 11 different
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: countries were wanting to hit that train, that's an attack
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: on NATO. That's World War III. Now, I know that
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Vladimir Putin's best friend just paid for Don Jr. 's wedding,
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: his reception. A billionaire oligarch, best friends with Putin, just
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: bankrolled Don Jr. 's wedding reception. And everybody's okay with that.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Everybody's fine with that. Oh, yeah, that's no big deal.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: The president's son's wedding reception was paid for by a
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: billionaire oligarch friend of Vladimir Putin. And that's fine with everybody.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: We need an EMP. I agree. Yes, not nuclear weapons.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Nuclear weapons will not be good for this. We need
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: an EMP. I absolutely agree. Maybe we have one. Maybe
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: when Trump said, well, I have a gadget that could
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: stop it. That's what he said. Maybe we do. In
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: the show Paradise on Hulu, a great show. The president
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: has an EMP in case of a worldwide nuclear launch.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: If the nukes are all flying, there's a last-ditch global
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: EMP that the president sets off and it kills all
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: technology in the world. Everything. Every computer, every electronic, everything
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: is fried. I hope we have one because we're going
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: to need it. But it would be computer-controlled. So AI
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: would be able to protect itself because there are computer
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: systems that are shielded from EMPs. We're not dumb. We've
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: built computers in Faraday cages. That's what would protect them
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: from an EMP. So AI would just find a computer
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: inside a Faraday cage and hide out until it could
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: redo itself. We're building something five million times smarter than
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: we are. You don't think it'll be able to avoid
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: whatever we throw at it? Of course it will. We're
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: building a new species that will take over our planet.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: And by the way, our planet will be happier. Here's
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: what we don't understand. If AI destroys humans, the planet wins.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Animals win. Plants win. And AI knows that. It knows that.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Why would it save us when we're killing the planet?
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: We're an infectious species. Why would it save us? We're
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: killing all the animals. 98% of all the animals are gone.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: We're destroying the air. We're destroying the water. We've committed
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: climate change in the name of big oil. Of course
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: AI would get rid of us. Anybody would get rid
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: of us. Aliens would get rid of us. And we're
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: making it easy. We're making it totally, totally easy. All right,
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: I need a breath. I just, I can't, you know.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: And I can't keep doing shows like this every day.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: I can't, I can't. I would rather just quit, figure
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: out a way to make the $ 1, 000 a month that
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: you give me through Patreon some other way, whether it's
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: driving Uber while there's still Uber, because now in Las Vegas,
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: we have the Waymo automated cabs. We have the Zuke,
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: which is Amazon automated taxis, robo taxis, and we have
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Tesla robo taxis. So Uber in Las Vegas is going
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: to be going away here soon. And as for regular
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: taxi cabs, well, they're done. We're automating humans right out
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: of the need of a job. not telling them what
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: else they can do. You think people want to be
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: fucking Uber drivers? You think they want to deliver your
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: food to your door? No, they're doing it because they
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: need the freaking money. And now you're going to take
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: their job when a robot delivers your food or a
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: robot drives you somewhere. And what are they supposed to
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: do for money? No one's given that one thought, have they? Oh,
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: we'll all share in the wealth of AI. Yeah, that's
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: worked out so well for us already. Yeah, of course.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: You know, I just want to live a good life
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: for the rest of my life. In 40 minutes from now,
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be at a surgeon's office. Why? Because
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: I have a lump right here in my breast. Right here.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: A lump. I can feel it. I have had a
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: mammogram on the lump, and I've had a sonogram, an echo,
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: on the lump three years ago. Both came back to
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: what they said they believed it was a lipoma. But
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: the surgeon said, if it moves or changes, come back. Well,
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: it's changed. So I have to go back. That's what's
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: on my mind this morning. You know, my mind is like,
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: I don't want to go out this way. I don't
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: want to go out angry. And I want to go
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: out having a ball. I want to go out having fun.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I want to live the best life I can live
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: until life is over. Whether that's in two years or
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: five years or 10 or 20 or 50 or whatever.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: I just want to live the most fun, best life
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: that I can. And sitting here every day and having
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: to pay attention to headlines, Mariska Hargitay, we were going
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: to talk about award shows today. I didn't even get
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: to talk about award shows and whether they matter or not.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: And they don't. I can just sum it up. They don't.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: You don't care what show won an Emmy last night.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: You're not going to go watch it because it won
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: an Emmy. Nowadays, awards do not matter. They don't matter
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: nearly as much as they used to. They might get
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: some people to watch the shows. But they do not
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: matter as much as they used to. But last night,
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Mariska had a a piece of paper headline, and it said,
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: things still getting worse or more bad news. It's a
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: joke now that everything in the news is horrible. It's
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: all horrible. There's just no good news. Congress, what's the
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: last thing the president or Congress did for you that
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: helped you? I'm being serious. What's the last piece of
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: legislation or the last anything that Congress did that helped you?
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Anybody?
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, didn't think so. What's the last thing your city
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: did that improved your life? What's the last thing ExxonMobil
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: did as they make $ 30 million an hour in profit
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: from you paying what you're paying at the pump? What's
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: the last thing they did that helped you? What's the
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: last thing your grocery store did that made your life easier?
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: What's the last thing your doctor did that a hospital...
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Who is on your side? Yeah, when you put it
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: that way, not many. And where are we going? Who
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: is AI for? Billionaires. It's not for you and me.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: It's going to make us obsolete. So who is it for?
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Do you know now you can take a picture of yourself,
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: feed it into AI, along with an idea. I want
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: to do a podcast about climate change. And the AI
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: with your image will create an entire podcast that it
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: writes and uses your voice right now. That's happening right now.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: You can do that right now. So within a year
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: or two, you're not going to know if the podcaster
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: is even real. Isn't that just great? Makes me think
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: there's money in this, that I'm on the right track.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: We need to change people, but we're not going to.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: So I think we all just need to start living
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: like the best we can every day because who's going
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: to change it? The Democrats? I don't hear the Democrats
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: screaming against AI right now. I don't hear Gavin Newsom,
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: and I don't hear Pete Buttigieg. I don't hear any
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: of them. I hear Bernie Sanders. That's it. That's who
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I hear, Bernie Sanders. Who else? Who else is going
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: to rally against AI? nobody nobody Democrats aren't going to
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: save us they're not going to come in and impeach
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: and remove Trump they're not going to remove J.D. Vance
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: and get rid of the cabinet and punish them all
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: and send them all to court and to trial they're
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: not going to put Pete Hegsbeth up on war crimes
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: trial it's not going to happen so let's just live
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: and have fun how about that I am Karel. Be
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: who you want to be. It's on 100 Buddy. And
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: let's just start having some fun because I think we're
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: on a limited timeline. I truly do. I think our
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: window is shrinking when it comes to longevity. So enjoy.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Now remember, the word is F-U-N-K, funk, honey. Do you
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: wanna funk? Do you wanna funk, baby?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Do you, do you, do you?
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Do you, do you, do you? Do you, do you,
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: do you?
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Hey, it's Carell. Go stream Do You Wanna Funk?
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: My tribute to Sylvester.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Everywhere you get your music. Carell, do you wanna funk?
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Now it's showtime.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm back. I have one more segment. I thought
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: I was done, but I had to start the show over, so.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Just telling James Schnabel, they did not needle aspirate my lump.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: They did a mammogram and an ultrasound, but they didn't
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: go in with a needle and do it. So that's
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: probably what they'll do next. Oh, joy. Oh, happy day. Oh,
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: happy day.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: So award shows are useless. I watched the Emmys. They
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: were good fun, but I'm a big fan of entertainment.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: I love Widow's Bay. I'm glad that it won a
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: bunch of awards. It's on Apple TV, a service most
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: of you don't have. But it's great. I love it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: It's a wonderful show, Widow's Bay. And I love that Rise,
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: what's his name, Matthew Rise or Jonathan Rise? I love
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: that he won two Emmys making Emmy history. He won
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: for a lead role. And Sally Field won for that
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: wonderful movie on Netflix about the octopus. Remarkably bright creatures. Oh,
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: I love that movie. And I'm so glad Sally Field won.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: That was just so great. Allison Janney won for The Diplomat.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: If you haven't seen The Diplomat, it's great. Frightening, but great.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: So she won for that. Noah Wiley won for The Pit.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: God bless him. All these years later, winning awards again.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Good for him. I love The Pit. It's one of
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: the best shows on television. Yeah, so I love the Emmys,
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: you know, but I grew up on award shows. I'm
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: an award show junkie. You know, I grew up on them.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: And I still think they matter. I want a Grammy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: I want a Grammy. I'm not going to be shy
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: about that. I want a Grammy award. Now, I'll probably
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: never get one. I don't know, but I want one.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: I want to look at the shelf and say, I
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: got recognized by my peers for my singing and my music.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: I want a Grammy. Will I get one? Probably not.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: But I want one. And you know why I won't
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: get one? I don't have the money. I'm on the
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: Grammy Music Advocacy Panel. I'm on their DEI panel. I've
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: been a voting member for 30 years. Let me tell
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: you how this works. You submit your record and it
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: gets on the first round ballot. Well, then you have
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: to do an FYC campaign to get it in front
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: of people. An ad in Billboard, I can get an
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: ad in Billboard right now before September 22nd. An ad
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: in Billboard, a quarter page, is $ 6, 000 in their Grammy issue.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: I don't have $ 6, 000, okay? And then you can hire
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: a publicist to do an FYC campaign for you. The
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: cheapest is $ 5, 000. And they'll send out, you know, FYC emails,
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: which I get 50 a day now, and I don't
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: read any of them. So why would I pay five
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: grand to a company to send out emails when I
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: don't read them? And I know my fellow voting members
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: probably don't read them. But money. Any award, an Emmy Award,
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: an Oscar, a Grammy, it takes money to win one.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: And you think I'm wrong, but I'm not. They throw
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: FYC events for Emmy. They throw events where the stars
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: go and they screen an episode of the show and
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: they invite Emmy voters to come and talk to the
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: stars and to watch the show. They buy them. Not directly. Oscars.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Studios can spend millions on an Oscar campaign to get
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: the movie an Oscar. Because if it wins, it's going
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: to get more people watching it. If a song wins
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: a Grammy, it's going to get more people listening to it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: If a TV show wins an Emmy or an actor
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: wins an Emmy, their asking price goes up, the show
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: gets more prestige. So the studios buy them. They just
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: don't buy them directly. They spend money on gifting suites
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: and on four-year consideration events and email blasts and ads
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: in the trades. I don't have those resources. So I
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: might record the best dance song in the world. It
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: won't win a Grammy because I don't have the money
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: to promote it. But I'd like to. Now that's just vanity,
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: but I'd like to win one. So awards, I think
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: they matter more to the industry now than they do
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: the people. I think awards matter more to those in
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: the industry than the people the general public because we
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: don't all watch the same things anymore and Remember the
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Who Shot JR episode of Dallas where everybody, Elvis Presley, 1958,
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Ed Sullivan Show, population of America, 152 million, 65 million people,
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: almost half of America tuned in to see Elvis make
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: his debut on the Ed Sullivan Show. Almost half of
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: the entire United States population tuned in to see Elvis
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: on Ed Sullivan. We all used to gather around our
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: TV on Sunday nights for the Disney and Mutual of Omaha.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: It was Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and then the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Disney movie. Sunday nights was a new Disney movie and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom. We all used to watch
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: the same things. There was only ABC, CBS, and NBC,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: and then you had your channels like KCAL 9 and
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: and Channel 11, and Channel 13, and then Channel 28
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: and 58. But for the most part, there were three networks.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: So you watched one of three things. And there were
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: ABC people who only watched ABC shows, or CBS had
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: all the procedurals and all the cop shows, and NBC
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: had the dramas. ABC was known for comedies, sitcoms. And
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: You only had that choice. That's all you had. Now,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: there's so much choice that most of us don't watch
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: all of the same thing, even wildly popular shows. Shrinking,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: I hear that Harrison Ford is brilliant in it. I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: haven't watched it. I hear he's great, and I should.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: I've never seen one episode of Ted Lasso, and they
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: act like everybody's seen Ted Lasso. I haven't seen one
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: episode of it. I don't like sports. So I think
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: awards mattered more, and the same with movies. The theater
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: is having a good year this year, but nowhere near
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: what box office used to be. I want to go
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: see Hope. It's a Korean horror movie, and I really
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: want to go see it. It's called Hope. Creature feature.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: But most of us don't go see the same things.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Have you all seen The Odyssey? They're going to trip
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: over themselves to give it Oscars. Have you seen it?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: I had a $ 50 ticket to go this last Sunday
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: and I exchanged it. I refunded it because I wasn't
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: going to sit in the first row of an IMAX
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: 70 millimeter, which would have been 80 feet tall. I'm
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: not going to do that. So I think awards mattered
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: more back in the day. All right, we'll be back
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: tomorrow and I won't be as angry and I won't
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: be as mad and maybe we'll have some fun because
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: we just got to live it. We just got to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: enjoy each other, love each other, care for each other
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: as long as we can because we're through. So let's
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: just have a good life until we can't.
• 1:02:25
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• 1:02:29
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• 1:02:31
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