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Ally has no clue what the speed limit is on her commute · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: What are you laughing at?
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  SPEAKER_00: Good everyone bungholes.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's such a classic.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is.
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  SPEAKER_00: I really should just call my brother.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I haven't talked to him in like months.
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  SPEAKER_00: I should call him and be like, what up, bunghole?
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: What up, bunghole?
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: I just love it because it makes you laugh when you say it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like such a silly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or do you think it would take us back to when we were 12?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what my brother's gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's why it makes you feel good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it does.
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  SPEAKER_00: How how fast do you think a postal sur a postal worker car goes?
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, kind of like the duck-looking ones.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or you can even do the the new new ones?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I got they look like they fly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I mean, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've seen my mailman rip through the goddamn.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was bowling the front lawn yesterday and the mail guy was coming.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like coming at so he turns around right in front of my house because uh my neighbor across the street, and then uh I then I get the mail.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he has to pull into his driveway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think two wheels were off the ground when he did it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, then if anybody knows this, postal worker arrested for a DUI.
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  SPEAKER_00: How fast can you go in one of those things?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think the ducks.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't have to be going fast to get a DUI.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think the ducks can find it.
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  SPEAKER_01: People are going slower.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is true.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is true.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking like getting away from the cops.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's gotta be on card.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's a police chase.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was a police chase with a mail truck?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: This guy was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after leading San Bernardino County deputies on a chase during his mail delivery shift.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's either the slowest or the fastest.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't figure it out.
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  SPEAKER_01: And how do you really know if he's swerving?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because that's all they do is swerve.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're swerving to the mailbox.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're swerving away.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't think those things got over above 30 at most.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, no, they have to go.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I have seen them go down Denison Park.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I live in Corning, if you didn't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I've seen them go down Denison Park because they're obviously.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna shock you, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Dennison Park speed limit's 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I think it's four.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it's 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I know you haven't seen 30 in your car.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know it's 40 because I got pulled over on Dennison Live.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe twice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe three times.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it's 35.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it's 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I I've specifically I I don't go more than 40 on Denison Parkway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is good because then you're 10 over, because it's a city road.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I've gotten pulled over enough on Denison Parkway that I've learned my lesson after the third time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Clearly, you haven't.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't even know what the speed limit is.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody, I okay, when you're coming across the bridge, after you know, like if you were to take that side road where Corning Country Club is, and then uh, you know, it's 352.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you were to, you know, continue straight, like say you passed Gibson.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why wouldn't you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and uh, and you're coming over the bridge that goes over the highway, over the river, through the woods.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, and then you dip into corning.
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  SPEAKER_01: They used to sit there.
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  SPEAKER_00: The corning PD used to sit there to make sure people were, you know, getting down to the Okay, yeah, but that is, I know exactly what you're talking about because it's by the old, was that a right aid?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Something like that, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now I thought.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, right aid, greens.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought for some reason it was just in that little stretch.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nope, the whole part, until I think you get to the Robert Pattinson Bridge.
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  SPEAKER_01: Remember, we renamed that bridge.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then it goes to 55.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it does not go to 55.
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  SPEAKER_00: It goes to 75.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep, it's 75.
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  SPEAKER_01: It jumps from 30 to 75.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just go with this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, by the way, I got a ticket.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, we in Corning, we have that stupid.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're kidding.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have that stupid odd even parking.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it got me the other day, and I still haven't paid it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I bet you, I bet you I have a late fee now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Snoopy D.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: The speed limit is 30.
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  SPEAKER_01: Trust me, I drive it all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, listen to the words you said.
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  SPEAKER_01: I never go above 40.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because then they really are gonna get you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's the old expression?
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  SPEAKER_01: Nine, you're fine, ten, you're mine.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's why I stick with the nine.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: You just said you don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: The speed limit on Denison Parkway is definitely 30 miles per hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have a great day.
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  SPEAKER_01: And another one.
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  SPEAKER_00: 3490.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And another one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then we got this one from 0811.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's 30 on Denison Parkway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, you guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: And another one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is from Michelle.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is 30 in Corning down Denison Parkway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Allie?
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  SPEAKER_00: Allie, it's 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is from 2457.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it doesn't end.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then 2289.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is definitely 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have been no wonder I get so many dang tickets on Denison Parkway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.