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OUTRO: Just Swimming In Chat · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct, good weekend man.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it was very pained that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I was in a bit of pain. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 4: yesterday we played bowls at my wife's work.
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  Speaker 3: That's why you're gonna tell this on it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I won't because I have another yarn uh in
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  Speaker 4: regards to that. And I woke up on Sunday because
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  Speaker 4: I've always had fucked ankles, woke up on Sunday morning
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  Speaker 4: and got out of bed and was like, ah, fuck,
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  Speaker 4: oh I could barely walk on my right ankle and I.
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  Speaker 2: Was just hobbling.
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  Speaker 4: And my wife was like, what the fuck is wrong
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  Speaker 4: with you? And I was like, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 4: My ankle is so painful. We didn't need and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, what did I even do yesterday that would
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  Speaker 4: make it painful?
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  Speaker 1: And then my wife said, well, we played bowls and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck is that where I'm at now?
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  Speaker 1: That I played bowls for.
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  Speaker 4: Like an hour and a half two hours and I
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  Speaker 4: can't walk the next day?
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  Speaker 1: How pathetic is my body?
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  Speaker 3: Now at least we can change your nickname from hugg
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  Speaker 3: All to hobble fuck.
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  Speaker 1: It was sore man, I still saw today, and I've
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  Speaker 1: got a sore rest.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even use that reckon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I use that rest for them, Jack.
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  Speaker 3: So were you when you were bowling? Do you do
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  Speaker 3: the method where you drop a knee down as you
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  Speaker 3: roll there?
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  Speaker 1: You do the sort of crouch down, so you just crouch?
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  Speaker 3: Or do you put a knee down on the ground?
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  Speaker 2: Show you okay, now you put a knee down? I do? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Nice, Okay, I see it. So that action there, which
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  Speaker 3: is just more of a crouch that injured your ankle.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and that was as vigorous as it got.
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  Speaker 2: I think if you kept it up, Jason, eventually you'd
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  Speaker 2: come good man.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my theory is when you've like something like ankle pain,
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  Speaker 4: just just keep walking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you do your warm it up. I remember, yes, recently.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's ridiculous. I used to get it with umpiring too.
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  Speaker 4: How was your weekend, Fellows?
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  Speaker 2: Great? What a weekend? A sport but well worked all
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  Speaker 2: weekend obviously a bit of sport, bit of rugby. You
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  Speaker 2: like that chase? Do you enjoy that men, let's not
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  Speaker 2: talk rugby sports much to talk about you git a
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  Speaker 2: couple of minutes, it's not long.
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  Speaker 3: Enough talked about that.
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  Speaker 2: We watched the cricket. I watched US cricket with my parents.
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  Speaker 3: Oh did you I've never sat on the couch and
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  Speaker 3: watched the black Caps and my parents, but we did
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  Speaker 3: that yesterday evening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was enjoyable, was it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Did you notice with the cricket.
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  Speaker 4: And it's a very telling sign about probably midway through
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  Speaker 4: the West Indies innings, like most of the crowd has gone.
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  Speaker 3: That's because it's Sunday night and the game was still
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  Speaker 3: going at ten o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: It was because yeah, there was an easterly change and
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  Speaker 2: it was freezing. It was terrible. It was a freezing
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  Speaker 2: than anyone per off. Right.
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  Speaker 3: There was a lady there that had like a beanie
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  Speaker 3: right down like a bella clava, so her eyes were
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  Speaker 3: just showing, and a blanket right up so all she
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  Speaker 3: had was like slits in this blanket to look through.
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  Speaker 3: And then she even left.
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  Speaker 4: I still think they probably even without the where they
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  Speaker 4: probably that was that's going to be the case when
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  Speaker 4: you're going get ten and eleven at night.
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  Speaker 3: It's bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking ridiculous on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: On a school night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the next game is in Napier and that's
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  Speaker 2: twenty five degrees, so that will help.
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  Speaker 3: What time, Well, that's start ten or two.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on the day, but it should be ten.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope it's ten.
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  Speaker 4: Napier is a funny one because at some part of
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  Speaker 4: the day they have to go off because the sun.
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  Speaker 2: Well it depends what time of the year it is,
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  Speaker 2: so in summer obviously, but at the certain time of
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  Speaker 2: the summer is when it goes between the stadium and
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  Speaker 2: something else. That was when we were there, a like ak.
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  Speaker 2: It happened a couple of times. Yeah, yeah, I have
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  Speaker 2: to go off to stop. So Napier they didn't, they
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  Speaker 2: got they lost any internationals because the ground wouldn't it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't water properly trained, properly sorry, yes, And then the
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  Speaker 2: first came back they had sun strike and so the
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  Speaker 2: sun was right the sun were coming behind the bowler's
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  Speaker 2: arm and be right in the eyes of the better
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  Speaker 2: so they had to stop the game for about an
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  Speaker 2: hour an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting because sucking up as a batsman obviously I
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  Speaker 3: came around the corner today because I drove back from
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  Speaker 3: Totng to Aukland today and there was a truck like
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  Speaker 3: a big semi pulled over on the other side of
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  Speaker 3: the road and it had a silver metallic silver advisor
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  Speaker 3: at the top of the windshield and it was just
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  Speaker 3: a backbone eating a pie. It was, you know, just
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  Speaker 3: pulled over to have a pie. Sweet airs. But the
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  Speaker 3: way he was parked as soon as you came around
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  Speaker 3: the corner, I thought a car was coming straight for
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  Speaker 3: me with his head lights on, so what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: And it was just sun strike off the visor. That's
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  Speaker 3: fucked man.
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  Speaker 2: It was the worst of it was seen.
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  Speaker 1: Sun strikes are bastard.
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  Speaker 4: It's happening now. Actually, on the way home, I find Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's that that the sun's and a certain place on
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  Speaker 4: the Matorway and going up the hills to my house
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  Speaker 4: right where it just comes blaring in.
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  Speaker 2: We just sit on a phone book.
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  Speaker 3: You should be right, should be a or if you
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  Speaker 3: won't stay a little later, so leave at seven thirty
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  Speaker 3: instead of seven.
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  Speaker 4: You see. Well, that's the problem with my shows. I'm
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  Speaker 4: such a short ass. I put the shade down and
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  Speaker 4: I'm still too it doesn't do anything. Yeah, the sun
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  Speaker 4: still gets you onto my face.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you should instill like Venetian blinds on your window.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurdarchym the Wracky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, a beautiful weekend. It was good.
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  Speaker 2: There was total on it. Man, how's your motibike? We
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  Speaker 2: discussed on the show. It's another thing we can't talk about.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get you guys to just help diagnose what's wrong
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  Speaker 3: with it. Yeah, man, I'm just infing and Jeff with
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  Speaker 3: it the whole weekend.
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  Speaker 2: It was fun. Is it any air in the tires?
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  Speaker 3: The real one didn't yeh?
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  Speaker 1: Did it have petrol?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it does now you go handlebars, yep, factory ones.
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  Speaker 3: So we needed to diagnose that. But good fun. There
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  Speaker 3: reason I bought it was to learn how everything worked,
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  Speaker 3: and it's been good for that. I've pulled that shit
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  Speaker 3: apart a million times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the amount of ours I've spent just mantling engines.
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  Speaker 1: Cry.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I could have a bad be about five
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  Speaker 4: years of my life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right with it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, just dismantling, you know, and you just get
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  Speaker 5: grease on everything, and you know.
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  Speaker 3: Just grease. Yeah, oils, avocado oil, oils just.
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  Speaker 1: Just an absolute pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I'd had more stuff to chat about giving
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  Speaker 2: it to Monday, but I got nothing. Right, Well, it
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  Speaker 2: did happen. We can't talk about sport. We can't talk
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  Speaker 2: about everything.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to talk, you know, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: to blow the show.
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  Speaker 2: Before even the showload.
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  Speaker 1: I find Monday is very interesting. Actually read the show.
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  Speaker 4: They can be no, I mean the actual radio show
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  Speaker 4: really good, al really bad. You've got like two days
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  Speaker 4: of material potentially, and that can work your weight, and
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  Speaker 4: some times it just doesn't work that way at all.
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  Speaker 4: It's really lazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to know, man, Monday itis.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well else you got Keyzy.
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  Speaker 4: Mogi's in weird noise making mood.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what have I got? No? Well, yeah, I've just
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  Speaker 2: worked all weekend. That was my lot, really worked on
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  Speaker 2: the podcast studio. Keezy is looking good, brother, You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: love it. Man, that's good. Absolutely froth a cool Keysy
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  Speaker 2: with a coupler.
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  Speaker 3: That's not cool Keysy. That's that's like cool pugs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say more cool pugs than Kesy. I've got
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  Speaker 2: something interesting. Actually, I've got a mate who's been out
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  Speaker 2: of the game for a while. He's about my.
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  Speaker 3: Age, the dating seven eight Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good looking FELLERI is m and he's come
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  Speaker 2: like he's sort of having a yarn with somebody who's
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  Speaker 2: quite a bit younger than him. Quite a bit oh
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  Speaker 2: the old Moggi playbook, quite a bit younger. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 2: old Pugs play But it seems to be going like
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  Speaker 2: it's going all good, but he can't the deal. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know how to even broach the subject of what
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  Speaker 2: of like how do I move this from being just
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  Speaker 2: two people talking and being like, let's fucking let's get
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  Speaker 2: at it. So he's having a bit of a shock,
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  Speaker 2: like she texted him up over the weekend, I think,
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  Speaker 2: relatively late, and my wife's been sort of coaching him
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  Speaker 2: through it. She's like, this is these are all signs
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  Speaker 2: that she's interested, and he just like he can't fear
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  Speaker 2: of rejection. Yeah, he just but he doesn't even know
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  Speaker 2: what to say, you mean in terms of like just
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  Speaker 2: going on a date or something. I just converted the
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  Speaker 2: so converting it so actually saying.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that'll a bit, let's meet up and.
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  Speaker 2: Or just come over, yes, yeah, and as my well,
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  Speaker 2: I did not say that. But yeah, it's an interesting
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  Speaker 2: thing because he is good looking, feller, great, great human being,
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  Speaker 2: and he's just he's letting this one. He's just completely
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  Speaker 2: cooking it. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he's one of those guys that's used to the
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  Speaker 3: other six doing everything. Yeah, you know they're making the move.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Is he just come out of a relationship or has
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  Speaker 4: he been single for a while.
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  Speaker 2: He's sort of kind of just come out of a relationship.
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  Speaker 2: He's been and he edited it for a little while,
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  Speaker 2: but he's been out.
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  Speaker 1: Of it for a while as well, right, Okay, he
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  Speaker 1: should know interesting. Yeah, so you just can't be fat.
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  Speaker 2: He really likes it. He really likes you. And that's
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  Speaker 2: the thing that's a bit sad, isn't it, Because and
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  Speaker 2: then he was just like bag it. You can't be fair. Well, no,
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  Speaker 2: you can.
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  Speaker 3: You picture brother, Yeah, you got to send the message now, man.
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  Speaker 2: You can't leave it too long, Jason, And you never did,
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  Speaker 2: did you, your bad dog? But you can't leave it
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  Speaker 2: too long in the friend zone there there forever? Man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't even get my head around even the
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  Speaker 4: idea of it these days.
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  Speaker 3: No, married man, I would wouldn't marry.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be bothered.
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  Speaker 2: What would you do, Keyzy in the situation I need
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  Speaker 2: full context, you need to probably go So I've just
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  Speaker 2: been seeing each other for a while messaging yeah, get
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  Speaker 2: you're not going out for a here and there.
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  Speaker 3: Just taking it from that to hey, we're dating.
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  Speaker 2: Opecially, I think you are keasy. I think you are
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  Speaker 2: really special.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, I see what you mean. Well, I
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  Speaker 3: probably obviously start with a dick pic yea it was
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: or someone else's probably you probably mind, yeah, but not
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  Speaker 3: like a close up.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to ruin it.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, you're right, So I'd probably do like a sort
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  Speaker 3: of further away one.
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  Speaker 2: And you're always going the you know, sort of halfrom hungry. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it's also that one where you put it down
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  Speaker 3: on the ground on like face you mode, and you
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: stand over it. Oh yes, you see, Yeah, say straight up,
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  Speaker 3: that's what i'd see in first Jesus, And then I'd
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  Speaker 3: do like a taste fill just full on up, close,
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  Speaker 3: full action, straight down, right down, And then I'd say
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  Speaker 3: that's racist, by the way, is that I think?
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  Speaker 2: So? Yeah? I think it's a person who used to
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  Speaker 2: say that.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone used to say that I think it's a British
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  Speaker 3: thing that, but that's what I do anyway. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: then I'd probably just say, oh fuck, I can't bother.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, forget it.
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  Speaker 3: I've tried everything.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're not gaining them, forget. It's not worth
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: the hassle.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 3: on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Stay, Stay, Stay, Stays Stays Day