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Hour 4 - Not Worried and Not Listening · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: He we go.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four, our number four, ready to go,
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  Speaker 2: and the obligatory mald monologue about Aaran Rogers in the burg.
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  Speaker 2: Now Rogers says he doesn't give an s it's a
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  Speaker 2: bad word. He doesn't give an ass about doubters. Ahead
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  Speaker 2: of his twenty first NFL season, believe it or not,
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  Speaker 2: Robert Kraft is bragging about Mike Rabel as Patriots coach.
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  Speaker 2: Said he been a coaching candidate years earlier, and he
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  Speaker 2: remembers the moment he decided to hire Mike Rabel. That
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  Speaker 2: is blank will go there. And rookie quarterback cam Ward
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  Speaker 2: called the Titans offense very mid says it starts with
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  Speaker 2: him amid his struggles. How is that going to play out?
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  Speaker 2: We'll take a look at that as well. It is
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  Speaker 2: all coming your way right now. Buckle up, buckeroo. It's
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  Speaker 2: a magically delicious our number four. And here it is
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  Speaker 2: not worrying And I'm not this thing. That's the story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's the story. I believe it unless I don't welcome.
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  Speaker 2: So our lead this hour is from Pittsburg, Sylvania. It
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  Speaker 2: is our obligatory air and Rogers Mallard monologue reference and
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  Speaker 2: we go to Steelers Camp.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if you didn't hear about this, maybe not not Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: Rogers has declared to his bestie, his therapist, Pat McAfee,
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  Speaker 2: that he doesn't give a blank word for poof about
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  Speaker 2: his critics.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's a good jumping off point, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers quarterback Airan Rogers says he does not give an
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  Speaker 2: s word about the doubters, this ahead of what's going
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  Speaker 2: to be his twenty first season in the NFL. Believe
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  Speaker 2: it or not, believe it or not. So I've got
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  Speaker 2: my take on this. I've got Santa Claus sixth sense
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  Speaker 2: and McDonald's and we'll combine all of these things together
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  Speaker 2: and we're gonna make a big mac with Goba gool
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  Speaker 2: on top, with the Goba gool on top, all right,
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  Speaker 2: So to kick off here, just for the record, not
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  Speaker 2: not a believer, not a believer, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Don't believe it, not for a second.
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  Speaker 2: And here's why I've.
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  Speaker 1: Seen it, all right, Rogers, what does he do? He
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  Speaker 1: lives for this?
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  Speaker 2: The man I'm convinced has Google alerts set up for
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  Speaker 2: his own name that when he's bored, he's futsing around,
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  Speaker 2: he's wearing special glasses because he doesn't want the blue Light.
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  Speaker 2: But he's on his phone. He's futzing around and he's
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  Speaker 2: like trying to find his name.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of these quarterbacks are like that.
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  Speaker 2: I've had multiple over the years, multiple NFL quarterbacks that
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  Speaker 2: have I didn't tag them in anything, but they searched
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  Speaker 2: their name and commented on something that I said when
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  Speaker 2: I didn't tag them in it. But if you say,
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  Speaker 2: like Rogers washed Aaron Rodgers washed on even like some
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  Speaker 2: podcasts that has seven people listening that you record in
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  Speaker 2: your basement, he'll hear about it in four minutes, not
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  Speaker 2: five minutes, but four minutes, right, And so I love
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  Speaker 2: that Rogers is pretending like he doesn't care. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: That's like Caleb Williams saying he doesn't love nail polish
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  Speaker 2: while he's playing quarterback for the Bears. Of course he
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  Speaker 2: loves nail polish. Now, Rogers, though, he treats the media
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  Speaker 2: narrative like its game film.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when he was in Green Bay.
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  Speaker 2: And he would intentionally mislead he tossed stuff out and
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  Speaker 2: then just watch all the cockroach is running around.
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  Speaker 1: He feeds off it.
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  Speaker 2: I am convinced when it comes to his name in
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  Speaker 2: the media, Aaron Rodgers is like Santa Claus with receipts, right.
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  Speaker 1: He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're doubting.
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  Speaker 2: And you know there's some alternative universe out there in
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  Speaker 2: the multiverse where there's a glory road dimension to the
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  Speaker 2: multiverse and it actually works in Pittsburgh. It doesn't look
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  Speaker 2: like it's gonna work, but it works. You know that
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  Speaker 2: world where Rogers stays healthy, plays all seventeen games, DK
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  Speaker 2: Metcalf goes next level wide receiver and they go on
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  Speaker 2: a run and some other guys get hurt. It's Fantasyland.
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  Speaker 2: They win the Super Bowl. Rogers gives an Emmy worthy
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  Speaker 2: postgame speech about nobody believed in us, they all counted
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  Speaker 2: us out. Yet he says he doesn't care and all that.
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  Speaker 2: He'll say it while holding the Lombardi have a smug,
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  Speaker 2: little grin, you know, that little annoying grin there, And
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  Speaker 2: he'll reference some comment on X that was made back
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  Speaker 2: in June or someone said he was done, and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's got the I'm sure he's got that grudge board,
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  Speaker 2: not drudge grudge board somewhere in his phone or maybe
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  Speaker 2: since locker, and just know it's coming and I'll bet you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you mark the tape.
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  Speaker 2: If the Steelers do good, Rogers is gonna bring all
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  Speaker 2: this up. If the Steelers somehow pull it off, and
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  Speaker 2: Rogers is absolutely going to go out there and give
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  Speaker 2: the they doubted us speech, which, oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: everyone does, even when you're supposed to win. I used
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  Speaker 2: to love back when the Patriots were predicted to win
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  Speaker 2: every year, and then they would win, and then somebody
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  Speaker 2: would come out like Tom Brady. Oh they didn't think
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  Speaker 2: we can do it, but we did it. But in
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  Speaker 2: terms of Aaron Rodgers, he'd come out so well, they
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  Speaker 2: said I was too old, They said I was too old,
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  Speaker 2: or two injured or washed up, and you can hear it.
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  Speaker 2: He craves it. This is the same guy who for
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  Speaker 2: years has gone on Pat McAfee every week as like therapy,
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  Speaker 2: but really just to stir the pot, because he knows
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  Speaker 2: whatever Rogers says when he goes on that show will
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  Speaker 2: be repackaged and chopped up and the little bite sized pieces,
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  Speaker 2: and then he'll just sit there in the back of
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  Speaker 2: the room and watch everything.
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  Speaker 1: He's not ignoring the noise.
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  Speaker 2: He is the noise. Like Rogers does not care what
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  Speaker 2: people think, he needs, whatever they think, right, it's his oxygen,
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  Speaker 2: the whole. I don't care act total bullshoy, total bullshoy.
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  Speaker 1: He cares more than anyone. He does. He's not floating
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  Speaker 1: above it. Rogers is knee deep in the mud.
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  Speaker 2: Knee deep.
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  Speaker 1: He is all right. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Furthermore, we pivot now to Foxborough. Another gem this week
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  Speaker 2: from the grand pool bah of the patsis. Patriots owner
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  Speaker 2: Robert Craft recently recalled a magic moment, a magic moment
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  Speaker 2: that he knew. He said, Ah, this is a moment
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  Speaker 2: I knew that Mike Vrabel would become New England's coach,
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  Speaker 2: that this could be his team.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what was that moment?
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  Speaker 2: Do you see this?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: So, Robert Craft pointed to the twenty nineteen playoffs early
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty when the Tennessee Titans upset the Tom Brady,
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  Speaker 2: Bill Belichick Patriots, and that was the game. Ryan Tannehill
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  Speaker 2: passed for seventy two yards that day. However, Derrick Henry
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  Speaker 2: ran for almost two hundred. The Patriots defense put back
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  Speaker 2: in the stone age that day at Tennessee, winning that game.
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  Speaker 2: So question, you've got Robert Craft, owner of the Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: out there bragging, very braggadocious, telling them, well, Mike Vrabel
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  Speaker 2: at that point, you know that was I knew he
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  Speaker 2: would be a pot coaching candidate years before I ended
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  Speaker 2: up hiring because of that. That is blank fill in
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  Speaker 2: the blank.
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  Speaker 1: So my word is.
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  Speaker 2: Deja vote. And I'm not talking about the strip club.
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  Speaker 2: It's all part of Robert Kraft's smartest guy in the
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  Speaker 2: room routine. We have seen this how many times, but
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  Speaker 2: he loves these little origin stories. I just felt something
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  Speaker 2: kind of like when he was at the Orchards of
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  Speaker 2: Asia Baseball.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a sixth sense that he has.
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  Speaker 2: Like now, if you like the Patriots, hopefully Mike Vrabel
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  Speaker 2: turns out better for New England than the last premonition
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  Speaker 2: that Robert Craft had back in twenty nineteen. You might
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  Speaker 2: remember the well publicized, well shared story from Robert Craft
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  Speaker 2: that he knew that Gerard Mayo would be replacing Bill
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  Speaker 2: Belichick because of a trip they both traveled to Israel
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  Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen. Of course, Mayo turned out to be
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  Speaker 2: a one night stand. Rabel looks like he knows what
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  Speaker 2: he's doing. Is he lying at her, faking it till
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  Speaker 2: he makes it? He's already done the job. He's been
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  Speaker 2: an NFL head coach.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like they grown up in the room.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, the the only that matters is wins and losses,
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  Speaker 2: wins and losses.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a bit odd.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit odd that Robert Kraft's love of Mike
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  Speaker 2: Rabel if you believe the latest bull crap is based
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  Speaker 2: on what turned out to be Tom Brady's last game
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  Speaker 2: as a Patriot. Right now, some of you dudes that
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  Speaker 2: were there, he said, well, Ben, it was a funeral
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  Speaker 2: parlor that day.
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  Speaker 1: It was a bad mood.
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  Speaker 2: But Robert Craft's out there watching as the Patriots are
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  Speaker 2: getting punched in the face, and he's like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that other guy out there, Yeah, that's my next head coach.
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  Speaker 1: Now what a vision.
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  Speaker 2: Robert Kraft is like the guy who reads the end
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  Speaker 2: of the book and it's like, oh, I knew that,
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  Speaker 2: I knew the ending, I knew it all along. So
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  Speaker 2: now the highing process in Foxboro is like a birthright trip.
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  Speaker 2: Or beat the Patriots in the playoffs. Fantastic. Now the
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  Speaker 2: actual football part bit of an afterthought. Right now, this
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  Speaker 2: thing goes up in flames.
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  Speaker 4: Again.
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  Speaker 2: Robert Kraft will say, well, I always thought Matthew Slater.
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  Speaker 2: I love Jackie Slater, so I thought Matthew Slater would
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  Speaker 2: be would be the next one. The way he ordered
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  Speaker 2: the apple fritter, the way he had conviction when he
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  Speaker 2: was at Duncan, and you just knew that he would
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  Speaker 2: be a head coach, the way he addressed the people
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  Speaker 2: at Duncan. All right, now, last thing. We now go
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  Speaker 2: to the Music City. Early candidate for quote of training camp.
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  Speaker 2: Early candidate for quote of training camp from the number
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  Speaker 2: one over. That's right, rookie cam Ward.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see this?
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  Speaker 2: So cam Ward was asked how things are going for
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  Speaker 2: the Tennessee offense. He former Miami and Washington State quarterback
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  Speaker 2: called the Titans offense quote very mid.
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  Speaker 1: He says, it starts with me, things are.
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  Speaker 2: Not going well.
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  Speaker 1: So how is that gonna play? How is that going
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  Speaker 1: to play? In Peoria?
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  Speaker 2: So we love that it's unfiltered. We like honesty, so
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  Speaker 2: we love it. Ward's been in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Let me check my watcher.
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  Speaker 2: He's been in the NFL for five minutes and he's
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  Speaker 2: already putting the offense on blast very mid, which is
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  Speaker 2: not even normal NFL logo. I know a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people say In fact, I say it sometimes the normal chow?
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  Speaker 1: What is the normal chow?
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  Speaker 2: If your team sucks in the NFL, it's not that
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  Speaker 2: we suck, it's that we're building something.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting better.
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  Speaker 2: We just have to trust the process, right, we just
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  Speaker 2: need more reps. Well, instead cam word comes out like, well, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're just it's mid.
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  Speaker 2: Think of like McDonald's value meal. It's mid. Yeah, it's mid,
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  Speaker 2: and and I'm kind of like McDonald's slogan.
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  Speaker 1: I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, the Ballad of truth from cam Ward, The Ballad
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  Speaker 2: of truth. Like, we get these rookies. They all go
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  Speaker 2: to media training. They're all programmed, right, They're all robotically programmed.
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  Speaker 2: They all go to the same mini camp at the
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  Speaker 2: same time, and they learn by the NFL how to
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  Speaker 2: speak in toungs.
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  Speaker 1: They do.
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  Speaker 2: Now, it would appear, based on a minutes long mallor
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  Speaker 2: investigation that cam Ward skipped that he did. You know,
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  Speaker 2: Danny and Nashville and some of the other guys are
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  Speaker 2: probably all excited about it. I have to, I am,
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  Speaker 2: because if he's good, and I'm doubtful, But if cam
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  Speaker 2: Ward's good and he's a loose cannon, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Great, right, but now this is what happens.
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  Speaker 2: You got a guy miked up, he didn't go to
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  Speaker 2: the media training, and.
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  Speaker 1: Your gen z quarterback out there.
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  Speaker 2: He hasn't been coached up yet by the PR department,
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  Speaker 2: but sadly that's coming right. Uh, I will guarantee you
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  Speaker 2: he got the tap on the shoulder from some PR
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  Speaker 2: hack for the Tennessee Titans who's already grabbed him and said, hey,
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  Speaker 2: cam you got five minutes after practice. Just uh, just
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  Speaker 2: heads up here. We don't say mid around here. We
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  Speaker 2: say developing, we say growing getting better. We say we're
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  Speaker 2: close to a breakthrough. So cam Ord, you don't insult
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  Speaker 2: the chef when you're still eating on the kids menu
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  Speaker 2: and you're eating on the you're eating little chicken nuggets
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  Speaker 2: is what you're eating, right, So I imagine next time
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  Speaker 2: cam Ward talks to the media, he'll be a robot. Well,
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  Speaker 2: we're approving every day. It starts with me.
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  Speaker 1: I just got to be more focused on the next that.
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  Speaker 2: Corporate speak one oh one. It's the oldest play and
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  Speaker 2: the oldest play in the book. You teach the kid
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  Speaker 2: how to give a non answer answer, right, cam Woard's
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  Speaker 2: next pressure is going to be.
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  Speaker 1: Like an HR seminar is what it's going to be.
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  Speaker 2: However, we will always remember that cam Ward gave a
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  Speaker 2: very honest answer before the pr hacks got to them.
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  Speaker 2: So you put that in your little scrap book and
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  Speaker 2: you'll always have that.
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  Speaker 1: You'll always have that, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Beware?
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  Speaker 2: Like the problem I have is this, like most radio
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: shows don't take calls anymore, Like we're one of the
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: few that does.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: If you've heard the show, you know why.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: So I don't know who we could trade these guys too,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Like who are we gonna call up and say, all right,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna offer you blind Scott, I'll toss in Mike
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: the Leprechaun, and like who to even out the trade?
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Who else will we have to throw in there?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Weed?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Matt Hippies too much of a heavy hitter?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Right, we would hold him?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's a he's the middle of the lineup,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: like Dick and Dayton's the middle of the lineup.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Guy, we can't trade Dick. I can't do that.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: So so he's in there.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: And then I heard illegal? Is that?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: No? No you can?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I see, I see, I see what you're doing. Yeah,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: that's very funny.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Uh and uh, well speak of Yeah it'll appear. Let's
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: go to Dick and Dayton right now, Dick, are you
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: concerned you might be traded today?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Today's the big deadline? Are you worried about that? Dick?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Hi?
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: Dick, how are you this morning?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be a Dodger, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: not an l a Dodger because they lost to the
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Reds last night.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You're Cincinnati Reds.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Hey, they're on a bed. I'm telling you, we're reading
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: it to it pretty good.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, did you?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Did you purposely turn the heat up in the ballpark?
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: So Otani had to come out of the game because
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: he had cramps?
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: He did? You have that kind of button?
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: Oh, you're not too bad to guard him. They're gonna,
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: I think make the second maybe the viral card this year.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: You want to bet on it? You're not a game.
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: Donald's milkshake.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: How about how about this? I'll throw in an apple
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: pie milkshake and an apple pie?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: That would be great?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: So what's going on? You're playing music now? I know
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: you're not. You're not doing the bands right now right
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: because you're you're not able to do that. But you've
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: got you're playing some music at the place you're living.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: At, right.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that doing?
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Can they ask you and when they when are you
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: going to come in August to September?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm working that out.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I am efforting that we will get there and uh,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: you will be.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: The first one. You have the same number, Yes, the same.
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: Phona, I've got that same number.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Now do I have to Are you going to
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: be able to leave that place and go to like
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: a bar, restaurant or something like that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: What what you do is bring and to say I
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: want to see Dick from Daytonah or somebody will sign
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: you in. There's no problem.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Oh could give me a little taste of that Dick?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: You're about an hour from Cincinnati right where you are?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: About an hour from Cincinnati? Is that right?
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: Hour from Cincinnati? Right?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I could I could go into Cincinnati flying
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: there and then you're an hour away.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Right yeah? Right, okay, all right it could be a
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: big deal.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Now if I I was thinking, maybe we go to
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: a restaurant or something, have a bunch of other listeners
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: show up.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Would that be something that you're into?
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's pretty good to me. But I know you'll
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: let me know, won't you.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I will, and you'll are you gonna perform at this thing?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna do a little song?
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: You all bring? Maybe date from Dayton or some people here, yeah,
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: like Trey or Heather or somebody you know.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, we'll we'll let you know. All right, Well,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: thank you, Dick, Bye bye, all right, bye bye. Like
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I have to do this, right, I have. I mean
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I'm planning on doing but I have to do it.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I see you shaking your head over there.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: It's got to happen, right, yeah, No, I mean I
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: want to do it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I need. What I do need is a ave. Give
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: me a little taste of that, Dick. I don't need
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: a taste of that. But what I need is a venue.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: So if again, I might have to call my guy
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Andy Furman, who's like the the godfather of Cincinnati and
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: contact Andy. But we have a lot of listeners. Well,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: definitely before the end of the year. And it's a
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: little dicey with football season starting in about a month
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: and there's some other stuff that we've got planned here.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: So got to try to make make it work. And
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I will even if I just fly, even if I
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: just have to fly in on like a Friday and
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: then you know, do the thing on a Saturday and
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: then boom, get out right away.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I could do that.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I've done that before, just flying for day or two.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: Hey, turnaround trips are great sometimes now they suck.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: It's like that, that's what.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: That's what stand up comedians do, you know, Like they
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: fly into a town perform, like I'm flying to Des
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Moines and I'll be there for eight hours and then
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I'm getting back on the plane and going on. I'm
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: going over to Toledo and that's that. So I got
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: two problems with it. So I'm definitely gonna do the
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Ohio thing. I got to pick a date.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I got to do that.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Number one. Number two, I gotta find a venue, okay,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: And number three, we got to promote it because there's
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: a lot of people who have told me that they
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: will drive from all over like, oh, we've never done
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: one of these things in Ohio, So from all over
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Ohio an you know, in Kentucky, which is right Cincinnati's
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: on the border there, and some of the other places
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: around there. So so we.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Need all that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: So if you're interested, contact us. Let us know if
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: you have like a mom and pop place, or you.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Think you have a venue.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm thinking it's got to be in the Cincinnati
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: area to make that work because the dixter there about
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: an hour outside. About an hour outside. Let's go to
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: the phones let's say here, let's say hello to Mike
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: the Leprecaun. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Ben. Did you survive the tsunami?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: No, I'm dead.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Why do you say good? Why did you say I
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: said I was dead? Why did you say good? I
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: I said you said you survived it?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I said I was dead and you said good.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Well you're still talking. You're like Ozzi Osbourn.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I'm a ghost. I'm just I'm a I. This is
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: not really Ben. You think Ben Mallor would stay up
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: all and I know this is some AI program.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, let me tell you I would trade Blind Scott
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: and Marcel to a minor league team, and you should
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: trade me to the Fred Tucher Show.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: No, you're not. This is uh No, you're not allowed
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: on the on the Fred Toucher Show. He he he
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: heard your calls. You're not allowed on it. As you know, Ben,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Fred's Morning Fred's Fred Toucher is a morning radio guy.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: He's a big radio star and he gets some huge
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: doesn't want he doesn't want guys like you on the show.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: Ben.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: You know, Mike and you haven't sharing me. We have
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: two venues.
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: For you.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: All right, listen, we're gonna make We're gonna make that happen.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: We are gonna make that app Okay.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: So I'm very honest. I must say, I'm going to
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: give the lou rain In a compliments. The bumper music
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: of late has been the best.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You know what that means, as good as all the rest.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Start with a compliments. You start with the compliments. Then
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: you do the constructive advice. Let us on a burger sucks,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: it's all soggy. And can I tell her how to
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: do salmon? You get the salmon that has the skin
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: on the bottom, put it on the grill. Really and
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: at the same time, am I really my mushrooms for
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: my burger? So that's that's some advice for her her salmon.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: It's cooking with the Leprechaun. We're doing cooking kits, Mike,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: the Leprechaun.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I know, I'm like on a stab on a stab.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: No ways, we'll talk here.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that. So who you're trading? You're
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: trading blind Scott and Marcel. Where are we trading them?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Is a minor league?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: All right? So to ESPN Okay, I got you? All right?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, look at that shots fire.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: All right, hold, blind Scott, you've been Mike the Leprechaun
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: has just traded you. Blind Scott. By the way, are're there,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: You've You've just been traded, blind dude.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you something bend Between Dick and Date
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: and Mike the Leprechaun. These guys out in every situation.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Between Dick, Dick and Date and Mike the Leprechahn, he's
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: got an odd man out in every situation. These are
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: very uncool guys. These guys are the face of the
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: generation that I'm definitely not involved in. But let me
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: tell you what the ben There's a festival in the
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: North End this weekend. It's called Saint Agri Penuts Festival,
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: and people will come up to and be like, this
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: is the saint that is blind. They tortured the saint
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: to make her blind, you know it. So I gotta
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: listen to that all weekend. And I'm meeting up with
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: Mike this weekend at the Boston Harvar meet kids, his
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: wife are going to go to.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: Joe's Bar and krill.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: You know, it's trade Day today. We're talking about family here,
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: Alex Cora. He said he won't be present because of trades.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: So no, he said he he said he was going
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: to be in his kid's birthday party, so he wasn't
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: going to pay any attention to the trade. The Red
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Sox made a trade, though they made it. They traded
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: for Stephen Motts, who sucks.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: From the card Is What did he play for Jewish?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know his religious police. He was on the
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Mets and then he was on the Cardinals most recently.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I was listening to another station, this Christian Wilkerson.
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: I know what he did.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: I just I don't know what. Is he a black guy,
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: a white guy or another guy black white or other?
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: You know there's three right now.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Scott, you don't see you don't see color, Scott, you're blind.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: No, no, but but he so he grabs somebody and
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: he kissed him like when they were when they were
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: wearing clothes, which is he outweighs the guy by one
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: hundred and fifty pounds, which is threatening in so many ways,
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: in wrong and so many minutes. Dude, there's a big
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: protest going on in the North End. I've been going
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: into coffee shops and people don't want to get me coffee.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: They like grown when they see me. It's it's really
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: rude and I'm addicted to coffee, so I gotta I'm
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: walking to the Dunkin Donuts for no hour.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: No no, no, you should you should go down find
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: dairy queen.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Do you know it is?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It is Miracle shut. I'm doing a read.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: It's Miracle Treat DIQ, which means one dollar or more
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: from every Blizzard treat is donating to your local member
• 28:51
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• 28:56
  Speaker 2: even sweeter when they support kids who need it most.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: DQ Happy taste good. So go get a blizzard Scott.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: You'll be in a better mood anyway. It is the
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Ben Malis Show. So is a top ranked NFL pass
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: catcher about to be traded?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: There is a developing story. We now go to Washington,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: d C.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Where the disgruntle Terry McLaurin, Terry mcluor not Happy, wants
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: more money and all that stuff. Well, it turns out
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: that the commander the commanders formerly knows the Redskins have
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: already turned down multiple trade requests. There have been offers
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: made teams willing to give up draft capital to get
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Terry McLaurin from the Washington football team is in the
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: final year of his contract and he wants money, money, money.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: He turns thirty years old.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a fricking dinosaur.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Years old than week three of the NFL season, and
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Adam Schefter has said that he wants a lot more,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: a lot more money. Don't we all want more money. Well,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: he's got to show he don't work in radio, so
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: he's got to show he worked in radio. They tell
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: him to go pound sand. But the NFL is like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: you know, we'll find some more money.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out, We'll see what we can do.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Why not, what the hell, knock it out, knock it
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: out of the park. We had a bunch of trades
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: in baseball. We did several Mallard monologues on these trades.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Today's the trade deadline, the biggin which happened not that
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: long before we got on the air, the third basement.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: The player with the most home runs ever to be
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: traded at the deadline, Hennio Suarez of the Diamondbacks was
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: traded to the Seattle Mariners for a gaggle of lottery tickets.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: So that trade happened late last night and Mason Miller,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: the All World relief pitcher throws one thousand miles an hour,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: was held out of the Athletics game last night. Not
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: that he was injured, he was unavailable to pitch. The
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: reason he was unavailable to pitch he's about to be traded,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: likely to the Padres, although that might change once the
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: sun comes up. The rumor overnight was the Podres were
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: closing in on that trade, and the Dodgers are expected
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: to make a couple of moves today. In fact, speaking
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: the Dodgers, the hot rumor is a battle royale for
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Stephen Kwan.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, He's an a place with the the.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Dick and Dayton Cleveland Guardians, the all star outfielders Stephen Kwan,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: and the Dodgers and multiple other teams in a bidding war,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: in a bidding war for Stephen Kuan. And I also
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: saw the Dodgers were contemplating acquiring the Beebes, the pitcher there,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: mister Bieber the Cleveland baseball team, which would be great
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: because he hasn't pitched all year, I believe, and he's
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: coming off major injury, which he would be just another
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: damaged Pitcher who's making a lot of money, which would
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: be perfect. That is what the Dodgers love. They if
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: you're broken down and in pieces, they absolutely want you.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: They they want you on their team.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: They cannot get enough, cannot do it, cannot do it
• 32:28
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• 32:38
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• 32:43
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• 32:45
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• 32:46
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  Speaker 1: The end of the show. Please trans a bit of media.
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  Speaker 2: Is it fat?
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  Speaker 1: Let's face some raw facts on the Beer Show.
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  Speaker 2: A big day indeed will meet our celebrity panel of judges.
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  Speaker 2: A reminder, though, it is Miracle Treat Day over at
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  Speaker 2: DQ today. That means one dollar or more from every
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Blizzard treat is donated to your local member hospitals of
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  Speaker 2: the Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. It's summer, the last day
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  Speaker 2: of July. It's hotter than a blank blank so enjoy
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: it blizzard. Blizzard treats even sweeter when they support kids
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  Speaker 2: who need it most. DQ. Happy Taste, Good Let's welcome
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  Speaker 2: in our judges. We have Leslie, Big Power couple with
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  Speaker 2: Jack the Judge and Braden and Florida. Hello, Leslie, good morning,
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  Speaker 2: good morning. You're still on Long Island or you're back
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  Speaker 2: in Florida on Long Island?
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  Speaker 1: Look at you?
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  Speaker 4: You here?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah till wed well, well, well go.
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  Speaker 2: Back to Florida.
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  Speaker 7: On August thirtieth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and you got another month man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that beautiful is Jack there is?
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  Speaker 1: He still back in Florida.
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  Speaker 8: So he's still here, but she's just wait.
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  Speaker 2: He gets up at two thirty in the morning and
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  Speaker 2: has breakfast and goes back to bed.
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  Speaker 8: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That is very bizarre. Okay, all right, well you know
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  Speaker 2: everyone's got their own. Michiga's right, Leslie everyone, he's definitely right.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, hold on Leslie on Long Island. Milkman,
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  Speaker 2: Mike and Colorado. Hello, milkman, very good, while high morning.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, I suggest that we trade Marshall and blind Scott
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  Speaker 8: for poodles and noodles and a box of crayons.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: A pizza Poppy, A pizza Papa, round the Pizza Papa. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: Pizza Papa in the Twin Cities.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, Ben. How are you doing, sir?
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  Speaker 2: What kind of pizza we talking about here?
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  Speaker 8: Rolls and pizza Red Baron, only the finest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When you think authentic Italian pizza, you think Red Baron.
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  Speaker 8: All right, I'm glad to hear that.
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  Speaker 2: I actually just watched a documentary about pizza and they
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  Speaker 2: said that it was Domino's in pizza hut that made
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  Speaker 2: modern America pizza like the pizza we know today.
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  Speaker 8: That's unfortunate to hear.
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  Speaker 2: Sad news. Yeah, hold on, guy who likes Red Baron.
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  Speaker 2: Red Baron's awesome Flexus, America's favorite drag queen caller.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Flexus quickly, I ben.
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  Speaker 8: I wanted to blind Scott if he was stay notoner,
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  Speaker 8: what he would sound like?
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  Speaker 2: All right, holler and James, you want to be my
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: last judge?
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  Speaker 1: James, he's sleeping.
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  Speaker 2: Mark. Do you want to be my last judge? Mark
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  Speaker 2: on the north End?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just want to say.
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  Speaker 4: That's how I know Flying Scot so doesn't even know
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  Speaker 4: the story about the thief that's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Your phone's terrible, But I think you were ripping blind Scott,
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  Speaker 2: so that's fine. All right, Here we go the three stories.
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  Speaker 2: Figure out wh the three is not true. From the
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  Speaker 2: top rope, Well, Haul Cogan left this mortal coil when
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: he was a brand ambassador for Real American Beer, and
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: they cannot sell enough. I mean everyone's buying it. They
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: love it flat off the shelf, and the CEO of
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Real American Beer said they're they're now up their bid
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  Speaker 2: to acquire.
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  Speaker 1: The Hooters brand.
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  Speaker 2: The CEO said, hul Cogan and Real American Beer are
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: fully committed to protecting and revitalizing the iconic American brand Hooters.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Story number two, The University of Oregon football team, the Ducks,
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  Speaker 2: announced they're going to have a Grateful Dead game against
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: the University of Wisconsin in honor of the iconic band
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: that formed at their stadium several times over the years.
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  Speaker 2: Fans are encouraged to show up wearing Tide You Go
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  Speaker 2: So no word on whether they'll wear Ti Die jerseys.
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  Speaker 2: And story number three don't wig out well the sorry
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: went viral this week an unfortunate incident a w NBA
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  Speaker 2: player lost their wig in the middle of a game, embarrassing,
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  Speaker 2: and a brand called Ghost Bond whatever that is, using
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  Speaker 2: the opportunity, according to TMZ, to cross promote. They sent
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  Speaker 2: the woman, Kaleiah Cooper, a case of the wig of
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  Speaker 2: the Ghost Band x L, which is apparently has a
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: higher melting point, stronger bond, high temperature setting, so that unfortunate.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Incident will not happen again, although it did go viral
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, which of those is not true? We'll start with
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  Speaker 2: the Power Cup of Long Island, Leslie with Jack the
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  Speaker 2: judge who went back to sleep. Oh, Jack woke up?
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  Speaker 1: All right, welcome Jack.
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  Speaker 2: What do you have for breakfast?
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  Speaker 1: Jack? What was your two thirty breakfast?
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  Speaker 7: What was your two thirty breakfast?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I had?
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  Speaker 5: What did I have? The fruit?
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  Speaker 8: Eggs, some potatoes?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, very good. What's the story here?
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  Speaker 2: You two?
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  Speaker 1: One two or three?
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  Speaker 5: One two three?
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  Speaker 8: One?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: All right? But I think Leslie just woke Jack up.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I think she said jacket up.
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  Speaker 2: Milk man.
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  Speaker 1: I love those two milkman, Mike one two or three milkman.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, let's go with number three, number three. Let's go
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: the red baron the pizza Papa in the Twin Cities
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: who loves his red barren frozen pizza. Which one you
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  Speaker 2: gotta go with?
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  Speaker 8: The US number one?
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  Speaker 2: Number one?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? How about Filexus one two or three?
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: F lexus This felexis sleeping number one number one?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Let's try Mark on the North End, Mark who took
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  Speaker 2: a shot at blind Scott one two or three?
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  Speaker 1: Mark?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know the Hulk Hogan one is true, So
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with number two number two.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: The tide story.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, we don't have time to reveal all the
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: stories or read them again. But the fake story this
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: week was number three. The Whig story that was the
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: made up one, that was the fictional one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who knew, Oh, somebody knew. Big news