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CONFESSION WEDNESDAY (EXTENDED) · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich It's Confession Wednesday. You confess your
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Speaker 1: sense to us.
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Speaker 2: The winner gets take us to see Pitbull. Mika, Good morning,
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Speaker 2: Welcome to Confession Wednesday. What is your confession, my son?
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Speaker 3: So, my confession is that my ex husband cheated on
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Speaker 3: me and he ended up living in the house that
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Speaker 3: I bought with the woman that he cheated on me with.
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Speaker 3: So I got no piece, no alimony.
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Speaker 4: No apology.
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Speaker 5: But I do have one small victory, which is that
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Speaker 5: I still have access to the smart sermostat, and so
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Speaker 5: every night at two am, I hab it set to
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Speaker 5: make his house a complete sauna. And he keeps calling
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Speaker 5: me and asking me how.
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Speaker 6: To fix it.
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Speaker 7: So if they're waking up like dripping in sweat, yup, you.
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Speaker 8: Okay, it should be working great. And then you do
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Speaker 8: the same thing the next night. It's pretty good.
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Speaker 1: How hot this again?
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Speaker 8: How hot? Do you have the temperature thing set too?
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Speaker 2: Oh?
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Speaker 3: I max that thing out.
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Speaker 1: You would think he would catch on and call HR.
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Speaker 1: Not HR. It it t whatever. Somebody to be like,
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Speaker 1: somebody to be like you.
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Speaker 8: Guys got to get in there and fix this right away.
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Speaker 1: That would suck. Well that's a good one. Meek up.
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Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in, Thanks for your confession.
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Speaker 9: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: You're in the running for Pitbull tickets eight seven seven
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Speaker 2: ninety three seven one oh four seven. It's Confession Wednesday, Sabrina.
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Speaker 2: Your confession could win you tickets to see Pitbull.
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Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning.
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Speaker 1: What's your confession?
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Speaker 6: So?
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Speaker 4: I've been dating this guy for over a year, but
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Speaker 4: I just got offered a really exciting job in Japan
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Speaker 4: and I'm and he doesn't know, and I'm I'm going
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Speaker 4: to take it and I'm going to break up with
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Speaker 4: him and move out on the same day because I
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Speaker 4: there's no way in how I can do long distance
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Speaker 4: like I've seen people do it and I just did
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Speaker 4: not that girl.
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Speaker 8: WHOA, that's a lot for a guy. So not only
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Speaker 8: are we not dating anymore, I'm moving out, so you've
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Speaker 8: got to pay the rent by yourself and we're no
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Speaker 8: longer going to date it all, So I'm done. Why not?
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Speaker 8: Why not tell him sooner rather than later, because I
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Speaker 8: know he's not going.
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Speaker 4: To take it well, and I know that he's going
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Speaker 4: to try and convince me, and I'm just like, no,
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Like I got to get out of this.
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Speaker 4: I like feel really stuck, and I just that's the
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Speaker 4: only way that I can do it. I know it's
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Speaker 4: the only way that it'll work.
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Speaker 10: I'll actually go.
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Speaker 11: Through with it.
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Speaker 8: When is this happening?
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Speaker 4: This is happening next week?
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Speaker 1: So you break up with him Tuesday? And when do
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Speaker 1: you get on a plane?
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Speaker 4: I don't on a plane Wednesday?
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Speaker 8: Oh wow, sounds about it.
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Speaker 7: It doesn't really like him that much, I know.
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Speaker 8: I guess though, like I said, starts creeping up. You
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Speaker 8: might as well wait because you've waited this long.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, enjoy your last week. Here go a couple of
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Speaker 1: good dinners.
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Speaker 8: Yeah? Are you?
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Speaker 1: Are you doing it to face face to face with him?
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Speaker 8: Are you going to do this?
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Speaker 4: I Am going to do it face to face, but
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Speaker 4: I'm like doing a face to face and my sister
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Speaker 4: is going to come and at the same time, so
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Speaker 4: that it's like there's no backing out because he's he's
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Speaker 4: a convincer, and I know that I'm going to get
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Speaker 4: stuck if I don't leave now.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you took the job already, So what is
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Speaker 1: the job in Tokyo or Japan?
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Speaker 4: It's like a food writing position. I get to go
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Speaker 4: around and like taste tests every place and.
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Speaker 12: Write about it.
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Speaker 1: A lot of food.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I was going to suggest to you if you want,
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Speaker 2: you could do it on our radio show.
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Speaker 8: But breaking bad news.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm breaking.
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Speaker 8: Up with you and.
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Speaker 2: Plan that seed. I'm planting that seed. Okay, pretty big secret. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: So hang on the lines, Brida. That is a great confession.
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Speaker 2: That's wild. Why it's a hold on eight seven seven
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Speaker 2: nine three seven one oh four seven. So now you
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Speaker 2: know how it works. Confession Wednesday. We are now open
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Speaker 2: up all the phone lines, your confessions. You can win
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Speaker 2: tickets to see pit Bull. He's coming back to the Valley.
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Speaker 2: May twenty seventh, The Talking Stick Resort Empatheter. We do
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Speaker 2: it every day. We're right now.
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Speaker 1: Confession Wednesday continues next with John Jay and Rich kidding
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Speaker 1: my Pitbull's coming back to the valley.
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Speaker 2: We got your free tickets every day this week. Today
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Speaker 2: it's Confession Wednesday. You get ticks to see pit Bull.
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Speaker 2: May twenty seventh, eight seven, seven, nine three seven one
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Speaker 2: four seven Confession Wednesday, tell us dirty little secret. Good morning, Evelyn,
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Speaker 2: Good morning. What is your confession? My son?
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Speaker 5: So, a couple of years ago I had his boyfriend,
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Speaker 5: uh and we broke up.
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Speaker 4: We ended pretty badly, so I.
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Speaker 9: Care in chocolate syrup?
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Speaker 8: You did?
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Speaker 1: What chocolate syrup?
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Speaker 13: I covered his brand new car and chocolate syrup.
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Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's gonna be really bad for the paint.
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Speaker 14: I'm guessing like you just gave rich nightmares.
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Speaker 8: You never had to deal with that, but I assume
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Speaker 8: that's terrible.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, it was pretty bad.
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Speaker 13: He was pretty angry and automatically assumed it was me
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Speaker 13: and caused me. But obviously I denied.
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Speaker 4: But it was pretty bad.
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Speaker 16: It was a brand new car.
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Speaker 2: So is it like one of those Hurshey's things You
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Speaker 2: squeezed it all over the car and ran around the car.
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Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, it was like that Hershey's Sunday syrup.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Dang okay, Evelyn okay a woman score? Yeah, all right,
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Speaker 2: hold on, hold on the line. That's a good confession.
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Speaker 2: Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Nicole, what's your confession?
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Speaker 18: Good morning?
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 18: I was sixteen years old and I was living with
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Speaker 18: my grandmother and I stole her car to go cruising
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Speaker 18: with a bunch of friends and we lived in Los Angeles.
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Speaker 18: We ended up at King Taco restaurant and the transmission
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Speaker 18: died in her car, and uh, we panicked and freaked,
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Speaker 18: and so I called some friends, Paige them because back
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Speaker 18: in the day we had pagers. We left the car there,
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Speaker 18: we hitchhiked and got back home and I snuck her
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Speaker 18: car keys back into her purse. And the next morning
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Speaker 18: she woke up freaking out that the car was missing,
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Speaker 18: and we had to call the police and I had
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Speaker 18: to pretend that the car was stolen from her front yard. No,
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Speaker 18: I was freaking out. It was It was crazy. It
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Speaker 18: was the night that I will never forget.
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Speaker 14: Technically the car was stolen, it was just by you.
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Speaker 2: The hitch hiking, the line of the police. The getting
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Speaker 2: back in time is like a fun little stressful movie,
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Speaker 2: and you never got sold.
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Speaker 10: It was so crazy.
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Speaker 18: Well, my sister knew about it, because she's the one
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Speaker 18: who actually convinced me to take the car. I shouldn't
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Speaker 18: have listened to her. She always gets me in trouble.
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Speaker 18: So I had to like bribe my sister, And even
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Speaker 18: to this day, I still she kind of like holds
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Speaker 18: it over my head and I'm like, well, that's been
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Speaker 18: like twenty five thirty years, so we're good. But I
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Speaker 18: know she knows, she knows I know, and it's one
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Speaker 18: of those things that I will well, now the world knows,
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Speaker 18: but I will be taking to my grave.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty Hold the line. Hold on the line.
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Speaker 2: Are you taking notes, Richard?
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Speaker 8: And yeah? Okay, okay, good What up? Tey?
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Speaker 1: What's your confession?
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Speaker 9: Good morning? So recently I had my heart broken in
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Speaker 9: the worst kind of way. So I've been having like
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Speaker 9: Maha girl summer or whatever. And there's this really nice
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Speaker 9: guy that I've been like seeing and cooking up with,
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Speaker 9: and over the weekend he introduced me to one of
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Speaker 9: his good friends. So after I was done hooking up
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Speaker 9: with the guy's been dealing with, I took him home
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Speaker 9: and his friend came back over and I've been hooking
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Speaker 9: up with him for the last few days.
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Speaker 1: She'll be hooking up with two guys that are friends.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, and she doesn't know m Savage.
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Speaker 8: I mean, it's not really summer.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, so you know howtgirl Winter?
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Speaker 1: Okay, t Hold on the line.
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Speaker 8: That's the problem I have is that she's doing it
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Speaker 8: there in the Drugs season, James, what's your confession? Good morning?
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Speaker 19: Good morning. Yeah.
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Speaker 20: So basically, me and my girlfriend been together for quite
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Speaker 20: a long time. It's pretty came to Ard all these
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Speaker 20: other stories, but I'd say I have a confession when,
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Speaker 20: like when she was living with her mom, we kind
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Speaker 20: of got active in her home, in her mom's bed.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the confession. Yeah, okay, Well, thank you, James. Yeah,
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Speaker 8: I don't think you need to take notes on that one.
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Speaker 8: I mean, still gotta keep tracks.
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Speaker 14: You, okay, but you just need to get it off your.
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Speaker 16: Chest, that's okay.
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Speaker 2: Eight seven seven nine seven four seven Confession Wednesday, tickets
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Speaker 2: to Pipoll.
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Speaker 18: Good morning, Alex, Hi, good morning guys.
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Speaker 1: Hi, what's your confession?
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Speaker 4: Okay, So.
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Speaker 21: My husband and I had got into a fight one
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Speaker 21: day and I was a little bit intoxicated, but I
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Speaker 21: peed on his toothbrush.
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Speaker 18: I'm so bad when I say it out loud.
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Speaker 8: When you're doing it didn't seem bad, but talking about it,
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Speaker 8: you're like, oh, that's probably that's probably terrible.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I probably.
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Speaker 14: Don't need to know this, But is he like you
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Speaker 14: know how some people rinse the toothbrush before they put
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Speaker 14: the toothpaste on, and some people have the toothpaste on.
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Speaker 1: Do you know which one he is?
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Speaker 4: I think he's a rince for sure.
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Speaker 2: I mean, at least it got a little bit now
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Speaker 2: that you're not mad.
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Speaker 8: Did you replace the toothbrushure is he's still using the
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Speaker 8: same one?
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Speaker 4: Oh no, this was a couple years ago.
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Speaker 21: I don't even remember what happened the night after, but
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Speaker 21: I do remember doing it.
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Speaker 2: So it would be cool, or wouldn't that be interesting
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Speaker 2: if all of a sudden, like it's cured all kinds
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Speaker 2: of ginger bitis and he's got these bright white teeth
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Speaker 2: and the dentist doesn't know what is amazing. I don't
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Speaker 2: know what you're doing to your teeth, what toothbars us,
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Speaker 2: But you've got the whitest teeth.
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Speaker 4: That's Alyx's a Yeah.
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Speaker 21: He cook care of his teeth, so I know he
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Speaker 21: brushed his teeth for sure the day after.
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Speaker 1: Did that make you feel better when you peed on
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Speaker 1: his toothbrush? Do you feel good about it?
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Speaker 8: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: It is.
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Speaker 21: At the moment now, I kind of feel bad because
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Speaker 21: we're okay, But at the moment he.
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Speaker 16: Did okay, he deserved it, all right, all right?
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Speaker 8: Hold on the.
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Speaker 2: Line, Hold online eight seven seven nine three seven one
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Speaker 2: four sevens Confession Wednesday for Pitbull tickets.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Quinn.
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Speaker 22: Good morning, how are you guys doing right?
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Speaker 8: Quinn?
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Speaker 1: What's your confession.
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Speaker 22: Oh lord, So a long time ago, I was young.
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Speaker 22: I was like twenty four. I was already moved out
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Speaker 22: of my house. I lived in my own house and
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Speaker 22: my parents would come every other weekend. So they came
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Speaker 22: for the weekend and they they basically blocked me in.
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Speaker 22: So my dad parked behind my car, and so they had.
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Speaker 12: Already went to bed.
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Speaker 8: Everybody was in bed, and.
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Speaker 22: My friends wanted to go out, and I was like, oh,
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Speaker 22: what am I gonna do?
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Speaker 11: My car is blocked in.
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Speaker 22: So I decided to steal my dad's car. We ended
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Speaker 22: up going to Mexico where there all night coming back
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Speaker 22: across the border like I don't know, four am or
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Speaker 22: something like that. When I was crossing the border, the
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Speaker 22: cops or the immigration or whatever, we're asking me if
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Speaker 22: this was my car, and I said, no, it's my dad's.
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Speaker 22: So they wanted proof of registration. So as I opened
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Speaker 22: the glove box, four boxes of fireworks like sparklers fell
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Speaker 22: out of the glove box and I freaked out. I
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Speaker 22: panicked because you're not supposed to bring them across the border.
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Speaker 22: So he said what is that and I said, I
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Speaker 22: don't know, this is my dad's car. They pulled me
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Speaker 22: over to secondary. I was there probably until noon that day.
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Speaker 22: My dad flipped out. He was so mad because he
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Speaker 22: had to go to work, so he had to call
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Speaker 22: out of work. He had no idea where I was at,
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Speaker 22: no idea where the car was at. Nothing.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Quinn, that's a stressful night.
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Speaker 22: Oh yeah, I needless to say, he was not very
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Speaker 22: happy with me and had I ended up having to
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Speaker 22: paid four hundred dollars fine.
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Speaker 1: To your dad or to the border patrol.
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Speaker 22: No to to to the to the immigration.
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Speaker 2: All right, hold on, hold on, get cool to be
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Speaker 2: able to find your kids. We're in the middle of confession. Wednesday,
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Speaker 2: eight seven seven nine seven one four seven. I got
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Speaker 2: pitbull tickets on the line, Danielle, Good morning, what's your confession?
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Speaker 17: Good morning. So my freshman year of college, I came
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Speaker 17: home and I I had left with my mom, and
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Speaker 17: I caught him cheating on my mom. So I took
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Speaker 17: a screwdriver to his classic convertible Mustang and I wrote
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Speaker 17: losers definitely across the hood of the car, and then
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Speaker 17: I exacted down every side and then took a knife
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Speaker 17: to the soft top.
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Speaker 8: I'd rather you pee on somebody's toothbrush, this.
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Speaker 17: Baby blue pearl paint job like it was a really
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Speaker 17: expensive fix. They kind of suspected it was me, but
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Speaker 17: you know, I never You don't admit to felony criminals?
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Speaker 8: Are you?
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Speaker 1: Is your Are you close with your dad now?
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Speaker 17: Or do my stepdad now? I cut him off? Okay, yeah,
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Speaker 17: the second time I got him cheating, So that was that.
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Speaker 14: You know, Dang, your mom's not still with him, right.
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Speaker 17: She actually stayed with him a good while after that,
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Speaker 17: to be honest, so I guess it was a lesson
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Speaker 17: for her too. She had to help restore it again.
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Speaker 2: Man, that must have cost a lot of money. But
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Speaker 2: also I could see your anger, right, that's your mom, right, Dang,
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Speaker 2: that's a good all right, Daniel, Hold on the line. Okay,
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Speaker 2: hold on the line.
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Speaker 8: Okay, Man, that's out of control.
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Speaker 1: RJ. Good morning, Confession Wednesday. What's your confession?
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Speaker 12: When I was younger, I lived up in Flagstaff where
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Speaker 12: there was a lot of snow and stuff. And there's
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Speaker 12: one year where there's a ton of snow, and I
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Speaker 12: was having fun, thrown snowballs and decided to be a
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Speaker 12: little piece of work. So I ended up putting a
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Speaker 12: rock in a snowball and throwing it at a car
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Speaker 12: that was driving by, and it hit the car's windshields,
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Speaker 12: cracked it, and the car screeched to a halt, kind
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Speaker 12: of crashed into the curb, into a white pole. And
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Speaker 12: I just ran and hid in my backyard. And the
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Speaker 12: person never found out who or where.
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Speaker 23: That happened.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
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Speaker 14: Did you ever have like karma return, like any giant
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Speaker 14: boulders hitting your window later on in life?
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Speaker 12: No, not not really, but.
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Speaker 8: Karma trains coming it right. I would still not drive
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Speaker 8: on the that's just bad news for rocks, it is.
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Speaker 8: Try to avoid it when I can.
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Speaker 2: You were a kid, and the kids do stupid things.
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Speaker 2: That's so that's so dumb when you think about it,
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Speaker 2: and in fact it unlocked your memory for me. I remember,
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Speaker 2: you know, greub A Chandler and my friend Greg lived
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Speaker 2: in Sant Marcos golf course, right, you know St. Marcos now,
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Speaker 2: and we would sit there and there's all these orange trees.
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Speaker 2: Now they're all apartments, but there's all these orange trees.
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Speaker 2: We take oranges and throw them at the cars on Williamsfield.
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Speaker 1: That's terrible, I know. And then you'd hit.
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Speaker 2: Them on the door and it's the point was to
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Speaker 2: get chased, and we would do it and hit in
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Speaker 2: the car, pull over and you take off, run in
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Speaker 2: through the woods with.
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Speaker 1: The golf course.
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Speaker 2: But it's literally just unlockeded and I'm like, I remember
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Speaker 2: the stress of running because I can't run fast.
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Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Okay, Sarah, good morning.
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Speaker 24: Hi, good morning.
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Speaker 13: How are you.
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Speaker 1: What's your confession?
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Speaker 13: So my confession, I guess technically my confession is my
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Speaker 13: fiancee had cheated on me, and I did find out
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Speaker 13: for a little bit. So then unfortunately I was them
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Speaker 13: enough to leave him and keep talking to him, and
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Speaker 13: then I finally stopped.
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Speaker 9: But this past weekend he.
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Speaker 13: Ended up showing up to my neighbor's house to stay
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Speaker 13: the weekend with the girl that he cheated Up's the worst.
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Speaker 13: So I mean, again my confessions, I shouldn't have give
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Speaker 13: him another chance, and then he totally took advantage of.
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Speaker 12: It and stay next door.
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Speaker 13: But it honestly had made me funny, so you know
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Speaker 13: the trauma. Meny guys, it's very funny.
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Speaker 2: I'm glad you showed that's there a hold on the line. Okay,
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Speaker 2: here's the deal. We got piple tickets. It could be
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Speaker 2: Yours is Confession Wednesday eight seven seven nine, three seven
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Speaker 2: one oh four seven. I don't know what it is about.
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Speaker 2: When I wake up in the morning, I drink a
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Speaker 2: lot of water and coffee. I have to pee so
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Speaker 2: bad again. So we're gonna play a song and I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna go pee and come right back and we'll take
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Speaker 2: more calls.
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Speaker 8: Better is it a kicks on Holidays?
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Speaker 2: This song three minutes and thirteen second, Mother of God.
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Speaker 2: The bathroom is so far down the hall, and you
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Speaker 2: can do it all right, Run like you.
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Speaker 8: Just threw it. You just run like you threw an
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Speaker 8: orange of a car. But I trying to want you
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Speaker 8: to run.
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Speaker 1: I can't run.
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Speaker 8: It's so terrible, all right.
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Speaker 2: Confession Wednesday continues Mexico, John Day and Rich We're in
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Speaker 2: the middle of Confession Wednesday. We got tickets to see
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Speaker 2: Piple May twenty seven, Talking Stick Resort Amphitheater tickets every
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Speaker 2: single day this week, and just real quick, I had
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Speaker 2: to run and go pee.
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Speaker 1: Remember last time I had to do that? Cold Jay.
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Speaker 2: I was peeing next to a guy at the urinal
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Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, it's well, you know, I
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Speaker 2: don't plan to washing my hands because I'm in a hurry, right,
18:04
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the guy since I go to the
18:06
Speaker 2: bathroom and he's at the urinal, the other urinal. Maybe
18:09
Speaker 2: he's a washing hands angel and I go, I go, so,
18:13
Speaker 2: I go, hey, man, do you remember the last time
18:15
Speaker 2: I saw you? He goes, yeah, I go, same thing.
18:17
Speaker 2: I don't need you, just spread it around and I'm
18:19
Speaker 2: not washing my hands now.
18:21
Speaker 14: He's gonna be like, get this. I've seen Johnny twice.
18:26
Speaker 24: He keeps telling me this story why he can't wash.
18:31
Speaker 2: When I see something like that, I mean a noon,
18:37
Speaker 2: I'll be like we're playing a song again. That's when
18:39
Speaker 2: I'm not washing my hands again. Confession Wednesday, Ashley, good.
18:42
Speaker 7: Morning, Hey, good morning.
18:45
Speaker 8: What's your confession?
18:47
Speaker 7: Okay, I've been dying and told somebody.
18:51
Speaker 25: So.
18:51
Speaker 7: When I was like fifteen, I grew up on an
18:54
Speaker 7: island and we would all go surf all the time,
18:57
Speaker 7: and we had different surf groups and our group was
19:01
Speaker 7: like a bunch of goofy you know boys, and then
19:05
Speaker 7: just me and anyways, we would always get picked on
19:10
Speaker 7: because we were the nicerf group and this one group
19:13
Speaker 7: seemed to always show up everywhere we were, and this
19:16
Speaker 7: one guy was such a bully and he took my
19:18
Speaker 7: friend's board. And that day there was a reggae concert
19:23
Speaker 7: in the afternoon, and we're pretty bent out out of Sheepe,
19:26
Speaker 7: you know, kind of about it. And I felt really
19:28
Speaker 7: bad for my friend and the leader of the group,
19:30
Speaker 7: like he and I would bump heads and stuff, and
19:33
Speaker 7: we'd try not to go surf like where those guys were. Well, anyway,
19:36
Speaker 7: we show up at this big arena, you know, on
19:38
Speaker 7: the island, and the son's still up and we park
19:42
Speaker 7: and who comes roaring up next to us the bully
19:46
Speaker 7: and they're laughing at us, and they're making fun of
19:49
Speaker 7: like the skinniest guy in our group, and they're trying
19:51
Speaker 7: to push us around a little bit. And they went
19:53
Speaker 7: inside the concert. So I told him my friends and stuff.
19:57
Speaker 7: I said, hey, I forgot something back in the car.
20:00
Speaker 7: I gotta go back to the car and I gotta
20:02
Speaker 7: get something. So everybody was staying, I go hold my
20:04
Speaker 7: place on line. So they all ran to go get
20:06
Speaker 7: in line and everything, and the group next to us
20:10
Speaker 7: left the window down a little bit right, So I
20:12
Speaker 7: opened the car, I popped the hood, I stand on
20:19
Speaker 7: the bumper. I took the biggest dump on his engine.
20:25
Speaker 4: Okay, Like I popped a spot.
20:28
Speaker 7: We had like McDonald's plate, lunch, local, MoCo's, like all
20:31
Speaker 7: kinds of stuff, right, got it, biggest, greasiest disgusting thing.
20:35
Speaker 7: I closed it, wiped up with one of their T
20:38
Speaker 7: shirts in the back seat, and went into the concert.
20:42
Speaker 24: I had a great time.
20:43
Speaker 17: They were all laughing coming out.
20:45
Speaker 7: We're all coming out at the same time.
20:47
Speaker 16: They were laughing.
20:48
Speaker 7: They actually like threw something at us, you know, try
20:50
Speaker 7: to bounce it off my friend, my skinniest friend, you
20:53
Speaker 7: know whatever. And I said, hey, just don't worry. I
20:55
Speaker 7: looked at the guy, the like leader guy, and I
20:57
Speaker 7: was like, you know what, you're gonna get yours. So
21:00
Speaker 7: we all drove off. It was really hot too, you know,
21:04
Speaker 7: October on the island is really hot. And so these
21:07
Speaker 7: folks got into their car and they turned on their
21:11
Speaker 7: acy and oh my gosh, I could only imagine what happened, speaking,
21:21
Speaker 7: you know, for like four hours stuff, speaking on their
21:26
Speaker 7: whole engine. So then the next time we go to the.
21:29
Speaker 21: Surf spot and the group is there.
21:35
Speaker 7: And the guy, the leader guy, looks at me, and
21:38
Speaker 7: I look at him and I give him the most
21:41
Speaker 7: creepiest smile.
21:43
Speaker 10: And he could.
21:44
Speaker 6: He was scared.
21:45
Speaker 18: He was like, oh, that gets crazy.
21:48
Speaker 24: After that, they never ever ever messed with us again.
21:51
Speaker 7: They were like, oh, we're gonna go the other way.
21:52
Speaker 1: I took it so nut.
22:03
Speaker 7: This was key Kee Blaisdell Arena, and it was like
22:06
Speaker 7: Gregory Isaac's. It was the time where he he lit
22:11
Speaker 7: a joint on stage and then he peed himself on
22:14
Speaker 7: stage and he got kicked out of the country.
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Speaker 8: A lot of people can't hold it in on the islands, all.
22:19
Speaker 15: Right, Maybe thinking of the story I was cracking up.
22:23
Speaker 7: Gregory Isaac couldn't handle it either.
22:25
Speaker 8: He just popped the squat and yeah, got it.
22:28
Speaker 2: Got hold on the line. My sutlers on the island.
22:31
Speaker 2: I wonder if he's heard his story.
22:35
Speaker 8: The creation of the It's like Molana, except OK.
22:40
Speaker 15: Say here's your aloha.
22:41
Speaker 24: Bro told anybody I.
22:45
Speaker 4: Was the girls.
22:48
Speaker 8: Right now.
22:49
Speaker 18: Oh it's so great.
22:52
Speaker 8: Oh my goodness. All right, Drew, good morning, confession Wednesday.
22:56
Speaker 8: You're on the air.
22:59
Speaker 11: Drew ahead, Yes, so ar well, it's kind of a
23:05
Speaker 11: long stirrel.
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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll come back to you.
23:07
Speaker 15: They so when I was probably about four, and my
23:18
Speaker 15: brother he was fifteen months younger than me, so he's three.
23:22
Speaker 15: I decided my grandma also had orange trees that hung
23:24
Speaker 15: over her fence in scott Steal and I really wanted
23:28
Speaker 15: one of the little oranges off of there. So four
23:33
Speaker 15: stacked our little tikes, picnic table, two rocking chairs, little
23:38
Speaker 15: kids rocking chairs on top of each other, on top
23:40
Speaker 15: of that picnic table. And I tried to reach the
23:43
Speaker 15: orange and I couldn't, so I asked my brother, who
23:47
Speaker 15: was significantly smaller than me for some reason, if he
23:49
Speaker 15: could get up there and get me the orange. Well,
23:52
Speaker 15: he climbed up there, and the rocking chair rocked and
23:57
Speaker 15: he fell backwards and hit and nail that was sticking
24:00
Speaker 15: out of the fence. And I don't know if you've
24:04
Speaker 15: ever seen her head, wo wound bleed, but it fled everywhere.
24:08
Speaker 15: He actually had to go to the hospital and get stitches,
24:11
Speaker 15: and everybody just thought he was a stupid three year old,
24:15
Speaker 15: But it was me.
24:20
Speaker 8: Hold on, Michael, good morning. What's your confession?
24:26
Speaker 7: So well?
24:29
Speaker 23: You always married and with my ex wife, I staid
24:33
Speaker 23: with my neighbor and I slept with her on the
24:39
Speaker 23: day that she happened to be giving birth to one
24:42
Speaker 23: of our children. In our maritalle bit.
24:43
Speaker 8: Oh that's bad. Is she still your neighbor?
24:47
Speaker 20: It's pretty good?
24:49
Speaker 8: No, not even does she move or you move?
24:53
Speaker 16: Move?
24:53
Speaker 8: All right? Hold on, Michael, beautiful story. Drew. Can you
24:58
Speaker 8: do a short version of this story? Is it a
24:59
Speaker 8: really really long version?
25:01
Speaker 19: I can?
25:02
Speaker 6: Yeah.
25:04
Speaker 11: I uh took my dad's truck because he sent me
25:07
Speaker 11: to town to get hay tarp because we're farmers, and
25:11
Speaker 11: he held this is in Colorado. I met up with
25:14
Speaker 11: my friends. We ran out of beer the Sunday that
25:17
Speaker 11: in solo alcohol in Colorado. We went to Cheyenne. We're
25:20
Speaker 11: all under age, got alcohol on our way back. It
25:24
Speaker 11: was fourth Jr. Weekend. We said, hey, what do you
25:27
Speaker 11: want to do? I said, you want to go to Vegas.
25:30
Speaker 11: So we took my dad's truck to Vegas with his
25:33
Speaker 11: credit card and the cash that he gave me. Found
25:36
Speaker 11: a motel aid off of Fremont Street. Got a great time,
25:43
Speaker 11: ended night. You know they had all those cards out
25:46
Speaker 11: there back twenty years ago. We called one of the cards.
25:49
Speaker 11: A girl came over, tried to get something from her,
25:53
Speaker 11: used the credit card, and she brushed up the old
25:56
Speaker 11: credit card slider machine with carbon coffee.
26:00
Speaker 12: Thank god.
26:01
Speaker 11: The car credit card didn't go through. The Next morning,
26:04
Speaker 11: I wake up to discover card calling me asking if
26:07
Speaker 11: there was fraught her if I tried to purchase for
26:10
Speaker 11: me morning and I said, no.
26:16
Speaker 2: Short version hold on eight seven seven n.
26:20
Speaker 1: Hey, Brooke, what's your convention? Convention?
26:23
Speaker 8: What's con.
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Speaker 2: Hi?
26:26
Speaker 10: So my convention is that my fiancee does not know
26:30
Speaker 10: that I used to be a call girl and that
26:34
Speaker 10: my best friend was my assistant kind of so he
26:40
Speaker 10: would like he drive me and he would make sure
26:44
Speaker 10: I was safe, and while I was in one appointment,
26:47
Speaker 10: he would be like on the phone kind of conversion,
26:50
Speaker 10: pretending to be like me setting up other appointments.
26:56
Speaker 2: Oh, how long did you do this?
27:00
Speaker 10: This was for like maybe it was like a year
27:03
Speaker 10: or so. Now my best friend was like working with me.
27:05
Speaker 10: I was doing it for maybe like sixty years.
27:10
Speaker 18: Yeah, and.
27:13
Speaker 10: Me and my boyfriend. I'm sorry, so me and I wasn't.
27:17
Speaker 10: At one point when I was like telling him about
27:19
Speaker 10: my best friend, he kind of had an issue about it.
27:21
Speaker 10: And I understand, especially with like he doesn't know that
27:25
Speaker 10: this was a thing, but I didn't tell him about it,
27:28
Speaker 10: and so we kind of worked through, you know, like
27:31
Speaker 10: I'm going to have a guy best friend, and I
27:35
Speaker 10: kind of feel bad.
27:37
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, but if you think about it, if
27:40
Speaker 8: you tell him your truth, he might not want to
27:43
Speaker 8: get married at all. Right, so why yeah, you don't
27:47
Speaker 8: know about his past.
27:48
Speaker 2: Also, you don't want to bump in any of your clients,
27:50
Speaker 2: right you guys move or do you still live in
27:54
Speaker 2: the same city where you had Patreons.
27:57
Speaker 10: It's in the same city. I don't usually run in
28:01
Speaker 10: to the people that.
28:03
Speaker 18: I used to see, but if I did, it would.
28:06
Speaker 10: Be very much like we don't know each other.
28:08
Speaker 8: It's kind of them because they probably.
28:10
Speaker 2: Something I'm assuming. Do you ever Do you ever have
28:13
Speaker 2: any famous people? There were clients?
28:16
Speaker 1: No, not hearing tuson Tucson. Were you? How did people
28:20
Speaker 1: find you? Was that a website?
28:22
Speaker 18: Yeah, it used to be a website.
28:23
Speaker 5: It's not there anymore.
28:25
Speaker 2: Bum hold on, bro hold on, hold on, it's a
28:28
Speaker 2: great confession. Hold on, Aubrey. Good morning, Confession Wednesday. What's
28:32
Speaker 2: your story?
28:35
Speaker 1: Aubrey?
28:37
Speaker 24: Sorry I said I thought you said Brie. So my confession.
28:42
Speaker 24: I confessed a couple of years back to my husband.
28:45
Speaker 24: But once upon time, when we had only been dating
28:49
Speaker 24: for like eight months, I was working the reception at
28:52
Speaker 24: a hotel, and he was a server at a restaurant
28:55
Speaker 24: in our local town, and we have a guess comes
29:00
Speaker 24: through and she was asking me for recommendations on where
29:03
Speaker 24: to eat that night, and I was like, oh, my
29:05
Speaker 24: husband's a server at a local restaurant, you should try it.
29:08
Speaker 24: And she was like, oh, he's a server at the restaurant,
29:11
Speaker 24: let's mess with him. And so then she proceeds to
29:15
Speaker 24: ask me for a bunch of like just details about
29:18
Speaker 24: his life that only someone that was really close to
29:20
Speaker 24: him would know, and so I shared a bunch of
29:22
Speaker 24: those with her and she was like okay. So she
29:25
Speaker 24: goes to the restaurant, and then later I get a
29:27
Speaker 24: text from my husband saying you're never going to guess
29:30
Speaker 24: what happened to me tonight, Like this was the craziest experience, YadA, YadA, YadA.
29:34
Speaker 24: And then later I didn't see her again. But later
29:37
Speaker 24: he gets off work and then he proceeds to tell
29:40
Speaker 24: me about how he met this medium at work and
29:43
Speaker 24: he just had this really crazy experience and basically she
29:46
Speaker 24: told him that the person that he was dating was
29:50
Speaker 24: the person that he was meant to marry, and all
29:53
Speaker 24: sorts of things like that, and I didn't tell him
29:56
Speaker 24: it was a joke for like.
29:58
Speaker 8: Five years after we're married.
30:04
Speaker 24: Now then we have a kid, But yeah, I just
30:10
Speaker 24: I let him tell the story and I would just
30:13
Speaker 24: sit back and listen. And it's like he would look
30:16
Speaker 24: at me when he's telling the story and he'd be like,
30:18
Speaker 24: it's so crazy, right, And I'm like so crazy. And
30:23
Speaker 24: then finally one day, like we were just he told
30:25
Speaker 24: the story to someone and then we left wherever we
30:27
Speaker 24: were at and we got in the car and I
30:29
Speaker 24: was like, you want to know the funniest thing that
30:31
Speaker 24: I've ever done? And he was like what? And I
30:34
Speaker 24: was like, that was a complete joke. Like the medium,
30:38
Speaker 24: I was like, she was a guest at the hotel
30:40
Speaker 24: and I met her before she went there.
30:42
Speaker 1: But did he think that? Did he think she was
30:44
Speaker 1: a medium? When she was telling him all this stuff?
30:46
Speaker 24: He thought it was a real encounter.
30:48
Speaker 10: Yeah, wow, did she.
30:52
Speaker 8: You need to carry our Aubrey and you need to
30:54
Speaker 8: make that happen.
30:57
Speaker 24: I literally I aspire to be this woman. I was like,
31:00
Speaker 24: oh my gosh, to have like just that thought of like,
31:03
Speaker 24: oh my gosh, let's mess with this person and then
31:05
Speaker 24: to convince them that she was a medium.
31:07
Speaker 4: I thought it was hilarious.
31:09
Speaker 2: That is epic actually, but I'm I feel like I
31:12
Speaker 2: missed the part to begin the story where when she
31:14
Speaker 2: was asking for directions or where to go eat there,
31:17
Speaker 2: did you guys conspire to mess with him?
31:19
Speaker 4: Or she just yeah, yeah.
31:21
Speaker 24: So she had like said, like, oh, your husband works there,
31:24
Speaker 24: let's mess with him. Give me some like intimate details
31:27
Speaker 24: about like his life, and so I was like, oh,
31:29
Speaker 24: he got in a car wreck in like twenty sixteen, Like.
31:33
Speaker 1: Oh, I like that.
31:37
Speaker 8: I love that.
31:38
Speaker 20: Yeah.
31:39
Speaker 24: It was hilarious, seriously, and like I said, he told
31:42
Speaker 24: so many people this story and I literally I was like,
31:45
Speaker 24: do I tell him? And I just let it go
31:47
Speaker 24: on forever until finally one day I stilled the beans
31:50
Speaker 24: and he literally he didn't even have anything to say.
31:52
Speaker 24: He just looked at me. I'm like, he just looked
31:55
Speaker 24: at me and shock and he was like, are you
31:57
Speaker 24: kidding me?
31:58
Speaker 15: Like you let me tell people.
32:00
Speaker 19: Pull the story?
32:01
Speaker 8: That's so great?
32:03
Speaker 24: Like, of course, I let you tell people this story.
32:05
Speaker 4: That's why it was so funny.
32:06
Speaker 8: I mean, your prank made him propose to you.
32:09
Speaker 24: Yeah, I hope that's not the only reason he married me.
32:13
Speaker 12: But here we are.
32:14
Speaker 24: Now, where do you guys live, Aubrey, We live in Idaho.
32:18
Speaker 1: It's such a great Did it happen in Idaho?
32:21
Speaker 24: It did happen in Idaho?
32:22
Speaker 1: Yep, Man, they're so easy to fool an idea.
32:27
Speaker 12: No, I agree.
32:29
Speaker 2: Hold on, that is a fantastic story. Hold online, hold
32:31
Speaker 2: on man, Good April High, thanks for holding you on
32:36
Speaker 2: the air.
32:36
Speaker 8: What's your confession? So?
32:40
Speaker 25: When I was younger, I was dating a Phoenix police
32:43
Speaker 25: officer and we were supposed to go out that night
32:48
Speaker 25: one night, and I didn't believe him when he said
32:53
Speaker 25: he had to cancel because he had his kids, And
32:57
Speaker 25: so I had one of my friends drive me over
33:00
Speaker 25: to his house and there was another girl's car in
33:04
Speaker 25: the driveway and his truck and his new truck and new.
33:08
Speaker 10: Boat were parked out front.
33:10
Speaker 13: So I keid the entire truck and boat.
33:13
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, hold on, Rosanna, good morning. What's your confession?
33:20
Speaker 16: Yeah, those are about my ex husband. I've been with
33:24
Speaker 16: him for about thirty one years and I'm one of them.
33:29
Speaker 16: He cheated and I convinced this lover to make him
33:32
Speaker 16: believe that she was pregnant so we can get some
33:35
Speaker 16: money out of him.
33:37
Speaker 8: Dang, wow, yeah, five thousand. All right, hold on, that
33:45
Speaker 8: was probably right price where he's like, okay, Gerald, you're
33:48
Speaker 8: on the air high, what's your confession?
33:51
Speaker 19: Hey? All right, So this is probably about twenty years ago.
33:56
Speaker 19: I was I was at my brother's house. Were partying,
33:59
Speaker 19: you know, visiting and all that and drinking, and to this, well,
34:06
Speaker 19: my brother's no longer. His wife was killed, so and
34:10
Speaker 19: he killed himself. But we were out of his house
34:13
Speaker 19: and we were in where was it a grands pass
34:17
Speaker 19: or again just you know, taking back. My wife was there,
34:21
Speaker 19: this was my first wife, and we were just drinking
34:24
Speaker 19: and they all went to bed. Me and my brother
34:27
Speaker 19: he went, he went to do something, and then me
34:30
Speaker 19: and his wife you know, was senator drinking and stuff,
34:35
Speaker 19: and we ended up you know doing you know, doing
34:39
Speaker 19: the hanky panky, you know, and I felt bad, but
34:42
Speaker 19: I never told my brother. And like I said, my
34:44
Speaker 19: brother about probably fifteen years ago, my brother killed himself
34:49
Speaker 19: because his wife was killed when she was coming home.
34:53
Speaker 19: She was hit by uh she gran basically ran in
34:56
Speaker 19: the deer. The deer went through the windshield and it
34:58
Speaker 19: wasn't killed. So basically I never got the chance tell
35:02
Speaker 19: him that I messed up and had, you know, made
35:04
Speaker 19: love to his wife, you know, before my brother was killed,
35:09
Speaker 19: before he killed himself.
35:11
Speaker 1: Has a lot to live with?
35:14
Speaker 8: Hold on a lot? How was there more?
35:19
Speaker 19: Because three months later, uh, my nephew, which is his
35:23
Speaker 19: oldest son, couldn't live without his mom and dad and
35:26
Speaker 19: then committed suicide too.
35:28
Speaker 2: All right, all right, yeah, well somewhere and pray for you.
35:36
Speaker 2: Hold on general law. That's heavy, Michael, A lot, Michael,
35:40
Speaker 2: what's your confession?
35:41
Speaker 23: Go ahead, Well, it's been a while now, but my
35:48
Speaker 23: ex wife.
35:50
Speaker 11: And my neighbor and I, uh well some of my
35:54
Speaker 11: neighbor in my marital bed.
35:57
Speaker 23: Well, my wife was at.
36:02
Speaker 8: Yeah the whole time.
36:04
Speaker 1: Wow, dangs, So sorry, sorry about that. Oh yeah, he's
36:09
Speaker 1: been a whole twelve minutes.
36:10
Speaker 8: Look at that.
36:11
Speaker 1: Sorry, Michael Christy, what's your confession?
36:16
Speaker 6: So when I was fifteen, I had a girlfriend sleeping
36:20
Speaker 6: over at my house and she was sixteen. We snuck
36:22
Speaker 6: out of my window in the middle of the night,
36:24
Speaker 6: so my mom's car pushed it out of the driveway
36:27
Speaker 6: down the road a little bit. So we then we
36:29
Speaker 6: started it so she wouldn't hear it start, and we
36:32
Speaker 6: went joy riding downtown for a little bit, and then
36:36
Speaker 6: we ended up getting a flat.
36:37
Speaker 10: Tire, so we broke.
36:39
Speaker 6: We had to have somebody put the.
36:40
Speaker 24: Spare tire on the car.
36:42
Speaker 18: We drove it back to where I lived.
36:44
Speaker 6: My friend's boyfriend lived in the neighborhood that I lived in,
36:47
Speaker 6: so we went to We got him up in the
36:49
Speaker 6: middle of the night, had him.
36:51
Speaker 24: Put the flat tire back on my car.
36:53
Speaker 6: And then we pushed.
36:55
Speaker 4: We pushed the car with.
36:57
Speaker 6: The flat tire back into Thriveway. We snuck back in
37:00
Speaker 6: my window, went to bed, and my mom woke up
37:02
Speaker 6: the next morning and she had no idea.
37:04
Speaker 17: She's like, hey, honey, I gotta go to the store
37:07
Speaker 17: and get a new tire.
37:08
Speaker 16: I've got a flat.
37:09
Speaker 6: I was like, okay, bye.
37:11
Speaker 2: Our whole line all right. We got to pick a winner.
37:13
Speaker 2: Pitbull tickets on the line. Confession Wednesday. We'll do it
37:16
Speaker 2: next John Jay and Rich Pipolls come in to town
37:28
Speaker 2: with Little John May twenty seventh. We got tickets every
37:32
Speaker 2: day we were doing Confession Wednesdays. Say, we took a
37:36
Speaker 2: bunch of confessions. They were just so awesome. Good round
37:39
Speaker 2: for this ten people. Now, by the way, we're about
37:41
Speaker 2: to announce who our winner is. Maybe say hi to
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Speaker 2: and we got a couple of the finalists on the line,
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Speaker 2: but we're also gonna play minute to win it, So
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Speaker 2: we need a contestant for a thousand dollars right now
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Speaker 2: eight seven seven ninety three seven one oh four seven
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Speaker 2: call up to play minute to win it, and then after.
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Speaker 8: A minute to win it, we're gonna pay your bills.
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Speaker 2: So if you don't get in for a Minute to
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Speaker 2: Win it, you have a chance to get your bills
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Speaker 2: paid right after that. So, according to everyone that voted
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Speaker 2: in the back, we did it live just like Star Search.
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Speaker 8: You could do it on your remote.
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Speaker 1: Danielle is our winner. Danielle, good morning.
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Speaker 8: Good morning, real quick, what was your story again?
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Speaker 17: I took a screw driver to my stepdad's classic Mustang.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, congratulations, we're gonna go see pit Bull.
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Speaker 17: That's kind of that's great news, but also sad that Sony,
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Speaker 17: what it took to win it.
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Speaker 8: Who knew back then you were you were setting your
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Speaker 8: future for Pitbull back