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315: Sister Wives Rewind - From Monogamy to Polygamy (S7 E7) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: this episode, was there a takeaway or anything like that?
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Speaker 1: It was hard. This episode was boring, pretty boring.
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Speaker 2: But these people are weird as fuck, that's my takeaway.
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Speaker 2: They're weirdos, they're degenerates. I don't trust Nathaniel Richard's whatsoever,
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Speaker 2: especially after learning about his arrest that he had just
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Speaker 2: a year ago. We're two, so yeah, they're weird.
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Speaker 1: I thought they were weird too. I mean, you look
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Speaker 1: at somebody like Nathaniel Richard, is it Richard or Richards whatever?
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Speaker 1: I don't care talk about mid yeh. He's probably five two,
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Speaker 1: he's wearing lifts. I don't know how he bagged his
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Speaker 1: first wife, Rebecca, with like this long auburn hair, very beautiful,
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Speaker 1: and then he got another woman that wasn't entirely repugnant.
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Speaker 1: How does a guy like this attract actual women into
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Speaker 1: his life? And then he has nine children with Rebecca,
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Speaker 1: and those kids are so beautiful, but they seem scared
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Speaker 1: and sad and nervous, and I was just like, what
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Speaker 1: the fuck is going on?
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Speaker 2: Why are we visiting these fucking weirdos.
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Speaker 1: Why are we pretending this is okay? You can tell
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Speaker 1: actually that the Browns are kind of scheth. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 1: like these people are strange. Yeah, but they're putting on
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Speaker 1: a happy face to get through it. I guess, I
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Speaker 1: don't know.
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Speaker 2: I mean, everybody's getting a TLC paycheck.
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Speaker 1: I yes, so looks like the richards need it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
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Speaker 1: I'm not class Jami. Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm just like,
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Speaker 1: why do you have nine kids? You have all these
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Speaker 1: cats running around and they don't have collars and were dogs,
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Speaker 1: and there's chickens and goats, and I'm like, what are
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Speaker 1: you doing?
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Speaker 2: And only two of you work the other one has
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Speaker 2: to stay at home or whatever. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't mean to be judgemental, Yeah you do,
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Speaker 1: I do. I do mean to be judgemental. Anyway, take
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Speaker 1: it away, Beatrice. We are in season seven. This is
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Speaker 1: episode seven untitled.
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Speaker 2: From Monogamy to Polygamy, and that's like the whole theme
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Speaker 2: of this episode really. So we start off on the
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Speaker 2: last leg of the road trip. We're one hundred miles
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Speaker 2: away from Springfield, Missouri. Beautiful and exotic Springfield Missouri, and
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Speaker 2: we're gonna go meet the Richards family, who are biblical polygamists.
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Speaker 2: They're not Mormons. They are like Gary Garrick Maryfield of Denver, Colorado,
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Speaker 2: where they the Old Testament and they're like, oh, hey,
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Speaker 2: this dude had five wives. It must be all right, right,
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Speaker 2: and I want to bang more women, so let's get
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Speaker 2: it on. So I don't know, Christine's the only one
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Speaker 2: that's like reserved about it. Everyone else is like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: it would be great to meet them and get their
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Speaker 2: perspective and get the TLC paycheck. And Christine's like, what
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Speaker 2: if they're weirdos?
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Speaker 1: Though She's always got some sort of a reservation with
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Speaker 1: other people and outsiders like Ken. And then I think
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Speaker 1: they go and visit somebody else and she gets into
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Speaker 1: an argument with Cody. I don't know, like she just
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Speaker 1: doesn't seem to want to invite other people into her experience.
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Speaker 2: No, not at all. And then when they finally arrive
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Speaker 2: at the Richards family's humble abode, and this is not humble,
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Speaker 2: it's quite small it.
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Speaker 1: Is, and I'm like, are fine, but for nine kids?
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Speaker 2: Well nine kids, and then you have twenty five thousand
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Speaker 2: people pulling up in three RVs, and you've got Kendra
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Speaker 2: also in her minivan. It's like that or yeah whatever,
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Speaker 2: the nanny Robin's biach over in her mini van. Like
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Speaker 2: everybody's here pulling up in this bum fuck neighborhood and
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Speaker 2: it's like the middle of the night. It looks like
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Speaker 2: the middle of the night. It's like looking really scary
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Speaker 2: and weird.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: And then we meet Nathaniel Rebecca and who's the Christine.
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Speaker 2: So Nathaniel and Rebecca had been married for thirteen years,
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Speaker 2: and then Nathaniel and Christina had only been married for
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Speaker 2: five years, so she's obviously the side piece. And they
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Speaker 2: start off their introduction being like, yeah, we're kind of private,
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Speaker 2: like we're not really out in the open, but there's
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Speaker 2: a lot of people in our area that are hiding
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Speaker 2: out as polygamists here. And Janelle is immediately like uncomfortable
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Speaker 2: because she's like, doude, realize what we're doing here. We're
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Speaker 2: totally outing you on national.
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Speaker 1: You're come hell go?
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Speaker 2: I mean is that how that goes? I don't know.
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Speaker 1: From ninety day fiance Oh here come hel goo, I forget,
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Speaker 1: but oh here it comes. You guys are about to learn.
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Speaker 2: The cost of fame yep. And then they organize all
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Speaker 2: of their kids, like all of the Richards family's kids,
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Speaker 2: and like a line up against the wall. They have
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Speaker 2: to be I think they're like an age secession or something.
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Speaker 1: Like that, or size, I don't know.
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Speaker 2: It was really weird. They had them all lined up,
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Speaker 2: they had to introduce themselves. They're all very well behaved,
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Speaker 2: but they're scared. They're scared, and you have to ask
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Speaker 2: why they're scared. They have a legitimate role call for
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Speaker 2: these children in front of Cody Brown and the Brown family,
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Speaker 2: which is the most disorganized, chaotic but seemingly happy, go
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Speaker 2: lucky family on television. So it was just kind of
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Speaker 2: a weird contrast. To me, I'm like, what's going on
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Speaker 2: in the Richards family home? It was awkward af And
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Speaker 2: then you have little Gwen, who's only like, I don't know,
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Speaker 2: nine over here. She's like the most based one. She
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Speaker 2: says something like if you have complete control of your family,
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Speaker 2: then something went wrong somewhere like that's not natural and
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Speaker 2: not normal out.
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Speaker 1: Of the mouth of babes.
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Speaker 2: I know. I was like, dang, you based when at
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Speaker 2: the ripe old age of nine, but like all these
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Speaker 2: kids are lined up against the wall. They're very quiet,
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Speaker 2: very polite, but very like orderly and what's the word
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Speaker 2: like subservient to their parents. And the Richards family seems
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Speaker 2: to be so proud about that and seems to be
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Speaker 2: weirdly like, yep, that's what we do in our family.
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Speaker 2: It's great, We're happy, go lucky. And then we proceed
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Speaker 2: to do.
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Speaker 1: A passover satyr satyr meal, yes, which was so strange
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Speaker 1: to me. Not the not the Sator, because I know
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Speaker 1: that's cultural and I really can't comment on that, but
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Speaker 1: like how they conducted it, it was very odd. Nathaniel
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Speaker 1: is reciting this prayer. Cody gets very competitive and he's like, well,
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Speaker 1: I can say that prayer and Hebrew, can you. Nathaniel's like, okay,
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Speaker 1: I said a Negbrew then, and then so Cody has
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Speaker 1: to stay and say the prayer in Hebrew. Ringe. It
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Speaker 1: was just all very strange.
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Speaker 2: Well, and did you see the meal on everyone's plate?
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Speaker 1: So it was also very strange. But I don't know
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Speaker 1: if that's a cultural thing. It's supposed to depict the
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Speaker 1: Israelites leaving Egypt, and the story that they're telling during
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Speaker 1: the satyr is about the plagues and the Pharaoh and
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Speaker 1: the food. That's what I think that's what it was. Oh,
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Speaker 1: we don't know, and I think that's like a Jewish tradition,
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Speaker 1: all right, but again I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I won't be offensive then. And so everybody's lined up
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Speaker 2: at the table, Cody's speaking Hebrew, okay, Cody, and the
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Speaker 2: Richard's family is celebrating Passover, I guess. And then we
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Speaker 2: have like this weird segue where everybody's about to eat,
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Speaker 2: and the Richard's family is like, oh, we have this
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Speaker 2: like really quirky tradition where we can't take a bite
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Speaker 2: unless we all do it at the exact same time,
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Speaker 2: and so we're gonna do that because that means we
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Speaker 2: love each other. And so then they like count down
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Speaker 2: and all of the adults and the family like eat
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Speaker 2: their bite literally at the exact same time. And I
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Speaker 2: think Rebecca or one of them, I think Christina says
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Speaker 2: like when she's at work or whatever, if Nathaniel's at work,
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Speaker 2: he'll like call her on the phone and be like,
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Speaker 2: I'm about to take a bite to eat.
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Speaker 1: These people are weird, what is going on? And so
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Speaker 1: they're sharing this story as if it's endearing. I know,
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Speaker 1: and then we pan over to the couch and Christine's like,
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Speaker 1: I'm glad we don't have to do that, Cody, I'm
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Speaker 1: glad you're not quirky in that way. Obviously, they thought
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Speaker 1: it was very strange, and when Rebecca was describing this tradition,
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Speaker 1: she was talking about it coming out of an argument
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Speaker 1: that she had with Nathaniel, because she wanted to make
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Speaker 1: sure Nathaniel is the man of the house and the
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Speaker 1: Holy priest got to eat first. But Nathaniel's like, no, baby,
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Speaker 1: you're my number one, you should eat first. And so
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Speaker 1: they argued about it, and then they decided to compromise.
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Speaker 1: You know what, let's both eat at the same time.
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Speaker 1: And then they visited that bullshit onto all of their children,
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Speaker 1: and ultimately Christina and these kids do not step one
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Speaker 1: foot out of line. They wait until they can take
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Speaker 1: a bite.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 1: Nobody's really talking at the table except for the Browns, Like,
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Speaker 1: I think we need to call CPS.
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I know, it's fucking weird. Like the
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Speaker 2: whole family is just bizarre, and like you could give
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Speaker 2: them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it's just TV
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Speaker 2: and they're just trying to be on their best behavior
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Speaker 2: because there they have a bunch of cameras in their face.
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Speaker 2: But I don't know. It was just odd. Even when
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Speaker 2: they were doing the roll call, and like Cody was
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Speaker 2: trying to tease one of the younger boys about being
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Speaker 2: a cute redhead and how Aspen would have thought he
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Speaker 2: was so handsome, how cute. That was weird. But then
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Speaker 2: he like, the kid gets up and leaves and he's embarrassed.
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Speaker 1: He's embarrassed, he's sad. But also, Cody, what are you doing?
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Speaker 1: You know, Aspen's in college, this kid looks about five
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Speaker 1: or six years old. What are you talking about matchmaking
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Speaker 1: with these two? It was just so.
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Speaker 2: Bizarre, And Cody made kind of an inappropriate comment about
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Speaker 2: his own kid because said something like, Aspen's pretty no
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Speaker 2: matter what age you are. And I'm like, what did
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Speaker 2: you just say that strange? That's fucking weird, man, Everyone's weird.
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Speaker 2: And so everybody eats their little passover meal, and then
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Speaker 2: I guess everybody sleeps in the RV's or something, or.
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Speaker 1: They go to their hotels or something. Yeah, or maybe
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Speaker 1: they crashed on the Richard's couch or in their bed
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Speaker 1: where they all slept. Yeah, all the adults sleep in
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Speaker 1: one bed like Davis is in Denver, And I just
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Speaker 1: have to throw something out and let me ask you
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Speaker 1: a question. Have you ever walked into a house or
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Speaker 1: a place where you've never been before, you don't know
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Speaker 1: anybody there, really, this is your first experience in the space.
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Speaker 1: But like as soon as you step over the threshold,
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Speaker 1: it's like this is a weird vibration. Oh yeah, this
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Speaker 1: is a dark energy, like, yeah, something bad has happened here,
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Speaker 1: or like I just can't get comfortable in this place. Yep,
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Speaker 1: that's what I was seeing through the television in this house,
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Speaker 1: Like there's just dark energy. Yeah, that's what it felt
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Speaker 1: like to me. And to learn that Nathaniel was involved
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Speaker 1: in some domestic violence, which we're gonna get to at
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Speaker 1: the very end of this video. I'm just like that
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Speaker 1: tracks because those kids again are they're very very scared, yep, seeming,
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Speaker 1: they're very sad, seeming there's some bad things that are
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Speaker 1: happening in this house. In my opinion, I agree, allegedly allegedly,
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Speaker 1: allegedly it's giving bad vibes.
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Speaker 2: Yes, And so the next day, after their little passive
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Speaker 2: or satyr, we have breakfast with the Richards, and it's
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Speaker 2: just kind of awkward and weird. And this is where
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Speaker 2: we get into more of a conversation about like why
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Speaker 2: they chose polygamy and how they came about this revelation.
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Speaker 2: I guess I think Nathaniel is the one that was
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Speaker 2: saying that it was part of the Old and New
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Speaker 2: Testament and the Bible, and so therefore it's okay.
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Speaker 1: He didn't say it like that. He referred to it
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Speaker 1: as the old New Testament. I don't know if there
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Speaker 1: are instances of polygamy in the New Testament. I don't
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Speaker 1: think so. Somebody would have to correct me on that.
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Speaker 1: It's certainly all over the Old Testament. Yeah, and when
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Speaker 1: we go to dinner later they kind of get into
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Speaker 1: it a little bit more. But it's like the idea
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Speaker 1: is essentially, if you can find it in the Bible,
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Speaker 1: that means you can do it.
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Speaker 2: It's gucci.
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Speaker 1: I mean, if we're stoning kids out here because they
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Speaker 1: wore the wrong fabric, we can do it in the
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Speaker 1: year of our Lord twenty twenty.
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Speaker 2: Six, it's all right.
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Speaker 1: So that's his whole premise for banging all these women.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so weird and it's just like Gerrick Maryfield,
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Speaker 2: because I think he said the exact same thing in
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Speaker 2: like season one of Seeking Sister Wife. He's like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's in the Old Testament. I don't think he said
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Speaker 2: it was in the New Testament.
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Speaker 1: So as murderer in Jennacide, that's in the Old Testament too.
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Speaker 1: But it's bad Gerrick, it's bad Nathaniel.
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Speaker 2: But they just want poon. That's all they care about.
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Speaker 2: And then they go all outside and they're like looking
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Speaker 2: around their property and they've got goats and chickens running
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Speaker 2: everywhere because they're like out on a farm, they around
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Speaker 2: the country, and Christine is just like, I could never
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Speaker 2: I could never have a goat. I could never have
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Speaker 2: chickens running around. I wish the cameras would have panned
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Speaker 2: over to Robin, who is the serial animal hater.
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Speaker 1: She's probably kicking some chickens somewhere in the back. She
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Speaker 1: probably was just beefing with some goat.
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Speaker 2: I would have loved to see her get sucked up
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Speaker 2: by a rooster though, or like.
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Speaker 1: A ram just get her.
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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so awesome. But she's probably at the hotel
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Speaker 2: with her nanny, so she's probably not even there. But anyway,
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Speaker 2: Christine has this little conversation with Abigail, who's one of
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Speaker 2: the Richard's daughters.
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Speaker 1: So pretty, she looks like she's ten or eleven years old.
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Speaker 1: She has sad eyes yep, they all do. And she's
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Speaker 1: entering into a conversation with Christine about the hens and
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Speaker 1: how the hens follow the rooster around and the rooster
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Speaker 1: protects the hens, and it becomes this allegory for is
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Speaker 1: that the right word. It becomes an example of polygamy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so this is why it makes sense that women follow men.
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Speaker 1: And Christine is sitting there listening to this child talk
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Speaker 1: about it in this way, and she's just so enthralled,
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Speaker 1: I know, and so happy. She's like, oh my god,
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Speaker 1: you're amazing. That is so amusing. I believe in the
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Speaker 1: same thing as you. And I'm like, no, this child
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Speaker 1: needs help.
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Speaker 2: She's brainwas And then.
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Speaker 1: She goes on to say that she's picked on at
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Speaker 1: school because of polygamy and she doesn't understand why it's
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Speaker 1: so bad. And Christine being dumb, yeah, being unintelligent, no offense,
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Speaker 1: she's does not know how to talk to this child.
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Speaker 1: In that moment, I felt so bad for Abigail, I.
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Speaker 2: Know, well, and Christine's like, yeah, that happened to me too.
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Speaker 2: People hate polygamy. Ba ba bah. I'm like, oh my god,
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Speaker 2: how many times we have to say that? Shut up?
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Speaker 1: Christine?
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Speaker 2: She just stop. And this kid is obviously like ostracized,
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Speaker 2: not even just for that, like it's her family's fucking weird.
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Speaker 2: Although that doesn't mean that it's right for kids to
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Speaker 2: treat other kids differently. But kids are just kids. That's
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Speaker 2: just what they do. And then they go to some
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Speaker 2: Nathan Boone homestead or something.
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Speaker 1: Who cares. I'm like, was he a Mormon? I don't know,
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Speaker 1: was he a polygamist?
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Speaker 2: No, I don't know what anything, just.
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Speaker 1: Going to his homestead. He's the son of Daniel Boone,
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Speaker 1: I guess. And so Cody uses this as an opportunity
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Speaker 1: to talk about how Missouri out loued polygamy in the
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Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds with some sort of act called the Exterminate
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Speaker 1: Mormon Act Exterminate Mormon's.
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Speaker 2: Act, Mormon Extermination.
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Speaker 1: If they don't leave, we're going to exterminate them. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: Missouri was wilding out in the eighteen hundreds. So they
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Speaker 1: were talking about like just polygamous were soul persecuted? And yes,
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Speaker 1: they were, but yeah back then were weird too. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: they didn't want none of that drama in their state.
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Speaker 1: And can you blame them with Joseph Smith falling out
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Speaker 1: a window getting all these young children, big honest.
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Speaker 2: One. It's like if you think about it in the
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Speaker 2: context of like what was old timey polygamy, child brides
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Speaker 2: and child grape and child grape and abuse, so like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: maybe we should have exterminated them.
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Speaker 1: Don't say that whole on the internet. Not not like.
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Speaker 2: That we should exterminate people who abuse children.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get sorry, we took a little bit of
18:20
Speaker 1: a break because we had to go on a tangent.
18:22
Speaker 1: It is for only patrons, because it is entirely in
18:25
Speaker 1: a pertory for YouTube where we're where we're what we're
18:30
Speaker 1: talking about Mormon and Mormon extermination, right, So that's bad. Yeah,
18:34
Speaker 1: I mean we shouldn't be doing stuff like that, Beatrice.
18:36
Speaker 2: Sure, No, yes, I'm not saying we should exterminate Mormons
18:39
Speaker 2: or anybody or anyone. Well, well, roachesches, evil people.
18:46
Speaker 1: Let's move on.
18:46
Speaker 2: Anyway, Let's move on. And then the adults go to
18:49
Speaker 2: dinner at Lambert Cafe, and this is where we open
18:53
Speaker 2: up the conversation about uh, the Richard's family's degeneracy and
18:59
Speaker 2: Nathaniel Richard being a total ho.
19:04
Speaker 1: Yeah.
19:04
Speaker 2: So Nathaniel met Rebecca. He married her right away, right
19:09
Speaker 2: away because he had to bang that sweet sweet poon and.
19:12
Speaker 1: She's pretty, she is very pretty read it.
19:14
Speaker 2: And they have a bunch of kids, and then they
19:17
Speaker 2: would read the Bible every.
19:18
Speaker 1: Day and got closer to gosh sure.
19:21
Speaker 2: And this is when Nathaniel realized, well, God says I
19:27
Speaker 2: can bang other women right well.
19:28
Speaker 1: He phrases it so weird. He's like, I just happened
19:30
Speaker 1: to notice that there wasn't any scripture or anything that
19:34
Speaker 1: said I couldn't bang.
19:35
Speaker 2: My do it.
19:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that must mean I can do that. And
19:40
Speaker 1: so he starts talking to Rebecca about it and she's like, okay,
19:43
Speaker 1: well just because it's not ment whatever, She's like okay.
19:47
Speaker 1: And then like while she's cooking one night, he's like,
19:50
Speaker 1: you know, I need you to stay in the kitchen
19:52
Speaker 1: and cook me my supper. But it would be really
19:55
Speaker 1: awesome if there was a second Rebecca sitting here with
19:58
Speaker 1: me on the couch that I could finger. And I
20:01
Speaker 1: feel like there's a scripture that says I can do that.
20:04
Speaker 1: Says I could do it, and Rebecca's like, absolutely not.
20:08
Speaker 1: I'm feeling very attacked and betrayed by the idea of that.
20:12
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, let's just look up some scriptures
20:14
Speaker 1: and stuff and pull it over. Let's pray about it.
20:17
Speaker 1: And then Nathaniel went to bed one night with his
20:19
Speaker 1: little fucking body, little fucking body, his baby body, and
20:25
Speaker 1: he goes to ben Andy has a dream and in
20:27
Speaker 1: his dream he is married, and you know what, he's
20:31
Speaker 1: married to this girl named Christina. Wow that he's seen
20:34
Speaker 1: around church. Isn't that weird? He had a dream. So
20:36
Speaker 1: he wakes up, he tells Rebecca and he's like, Rebecca's like,
20:38
Speaker 1: don't even tell me. I already know it was Christina
20:40
Speaker 1: in your dream, because it was God. Meanwhile, Christina across
20:45
Speaker 1: Springfield is also having a dream, and in the dream
20:48
Speaker 1: she's seeing her husband from the back though, but he's
20:51
Speaker 1: got a specific hairstyle.
20:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so then she's like.
20:54
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nathaniel has that hairstyle. This has to
20:58
Speaker 1: be Jesus. And so as a result, re Becca was like,
21:02
Speaker 1: you know what, let make Gallaine maxwell this. Let me
21:04
Speaker 1: groom you into this weird ass fucked family Christina. So
21:08
Speaker 1: you give me the second wife, go get a job,
21:10
Speaker 1: bring me my money, and screw my man because I
21:13
Speaker 1: don't want to.
21:14
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
21:14
Speaker 1: He's a very little pasty person and I'm not into it.
21:19
Speaker 1: Thanks Christina.
21:20
Speaker 2: And that's their story. Yeah, that's like literally what it is.
21:24
Speaker 2: It came from God in the Bible, right, a divine union,
21:27
Speaker 2: divine union from their wet dreams that they had collectively.
21:31
Speaker 1: Because that's what it was.
21:33
Speaker 2: It was because didn't he see like Christina not only
21:36
Speaker 2: at church, but didn't they work together or something like that,
21:38
Speaker 2: knew her before.
21:39
Speaker 1: Yes, he's been lusting after Christina the entire time. It's
21:42
Speaker 1: like all of those Reddit posts you read, yeahere like
21:45
Speaker 1: this guy wants to open his marriage because he's already
21:48
Speaker 1: got somebody in mind. Yeah, and the wife's like.
21:50
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, I guess I'm uncomfortable by that.
21:53
Speaker 1: And he immediately starts banging the girl that he's been
21:56
Speaker 1: flirting with the entire time and probably banging as well,
21:58
Speaker 1: and then you're just left as the third wheel. That's
22:01
Speaker 1: your Rebecca.
22:02
Speaker 2: It's like Yessela and Danny from Seeking Sister Wise last
22:06
Speaker 2: season when we covered it's like a tale as old
22:09
Speaker 2: as time, and so as Rebecca's recounting this to everybody,
22:12
Speaker 2: all of the other wives are just like shocked. They're like,
22:15
Speaker 2: what the fuck? And then Cody drops a bomb and says, oh, yeah,
22:20
Speaker 2: Mary felt betrayed the same way that you did, Rebecca,
22:22
Speaker 2: when I wanted to be a polygamist or something, which
22:25
Speaker 2: I was surprised to.
22:26
Speaker 1: I was as well. That was the most interesting revelation
22:29
Speaker 1: from this episode.
22:30
Speaker 2: And Mary confirms it on the count. She's like, yep,
22:33
Speaker 2: I did have my reservations. I wasn't sure if I
22:35
Speaker 2: was good enough for Cody or if he loved me enough.
22:39
Speaker 2: And then you know, she had her lightning bolt in
22:42
Speaker 2: her pussy or something that helped her accept this lifestyle.
22:47
Speaker 1: I don't know that she ever accepted the lifestyle, and
22:50
Speaker 1: she certainly in this episode didn't say that she had
22:52
Speaker 1: some epiphany or a breakthrough. It sounds like they got married.
22:57
Speaker 1: Mary comes from a polygamous family, so she understands the lifestyle,
23:03
Speaker 1: but the moment Cody actually wants to open it up
23:06
Speaker 1: and bring Janelle in, Mary feels the inevitable betrayal and
23:11
Speaker 1: the shock and why am I not good enough? Which
23:13
Speaker 1: just goes to show it doesn't matter how indoctrinated you
23:17
Speaker 1: are into this polygamous cult. It hurts yep. It hurts women,
23:22
Speaker 1: and it's gonna hurt children yep. And so Cody was
23:25
Speaker 1: kind of saying, like, well, that's completely normal, Rebecca, that
23:28
Speaker 1: you would feel betrayed and jealous because Mary did too,
23:30
Speaker 1: and she came up in it. I'm like, no, she
23:33
Speaker 1: felt that way because it's bad for women.
23:35
Speaker 2: But that's like, what's so insidious about this whole thing
23:38
Speaker 2: is that they frame it, like at least with the
23:41
Speaker 2: Browns and like fundamentalist Mormons, like they frame it as
23:44
Speaker 2: divine suffering or whatever, like this is your calling. You're
23:47
Speaker 2: supposed to overcome all of these horrible, terrible feelings that
23:50
Speaker 2: you're feeling by watching me bang other women in front
23:55
Speaker 2: of you who are like near you or whatever. You
23:57
Speaker 2: just have to deal with it. That's your cross to bear.
23:59
Speaker 2: And it's so funny.
24:00
Speaker 1: It is so so it makes me so mad.
24:03
Speaker 2: And so I was surprised to hear that about Mary.
24:06
Speaker 2: I'm like surprised, but also not surprised, because Mary had
24:09
Speaker 2: always given the vibe to me that she was never
24:12
Speaker 2: really okay.
24:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I kind of thought. Maybe it was unconscious,
24:15
Speaker 1: like she didn't really know that she was upset because
24:20
Speaker 1: she felt betrayed or she felt unwanted. I just felt
24:23
Speaker 1: like it was sort of her shadow expressing itself by
24:25
Speaker 1: ostracizing Janelle and being generally a bit or whatever. But no,
24:29
Speaker 1: she knew from the beginning, I don't want this, this
24:30
Speaker 1: feels terrible, Please don't do it. But Cody did it anyway,
24:34
Speaker 1: and so did you know?
24:35
Speaker 2: Yep, and he did it with like the worst person
24:37
Speaker 2: to do it with, honestly, her ex sister in law.
24:40
Speaker 2: And they immediately start banging and popping out all these
24:43
Speaker 2: kids like big yikes. And so after dinner, then they
24:48
Speaker 2: go on some stupid cave thing cave excursion I do
24:52
Speaker 2: not care whatsoever. And then they have a picnic at
24:56
Speaker 2: the RV park. So I'm assuming this is where the
24:58
Speaker 2: Browns are staying and not on their footy ass property
25:01
Speaker 2: at the Richard's house, and this is where they have
25:05
Speaker 2: more of a conversation about like their differences, because they've
25:08
Speaker 2: already established now, Okay, you're biblical polygamists. We're more mom polygamists.
25:13
Speaker 2: So let's figure out where we differ in terms of
25:16
Speaker 2: I don't know, I guess ideology.
25:18
Speaker 1: Practice or just how we organize our families.
25:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this was interesting because they talk about like
25:23
Speaker 2: sharing living quarters, and the Richard's family says that they
25:27
Speaker 2: know a lot of people that share not only just
25:30
Speaker 2: kitchens and houses and stuff, but sometimes they share bedrooms,
25:33
Speaker 2: like the Davis family in or Colorado with their big
25:37
Speaker 2: ass twelve foot bed. And when they say this, the
25:40
Speaker 2: Browns are completely like scandalized, or le's what you know,
25:45
Speaker 2: polygamists that share the bedrooms. And this is where I
25:48
Speaker 2: think the family realized, Oh we met some degenerates.
25:52
Speaker 1: Yes, some devians, some.
25:54
Speaker 2: Gross as weird people. We didn't meet like fundamentalist Mormons
25:59
Speaker 2: or fundamentalists Christians, even because I don't think any fundamentalists
26:05
Speaker 2: sect really is like sharing a bedroom with all of
26:08
Speaker 2: their twenty five wives. Maybe they are I don't know.
26:10
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I had a clarifying question that
26:13
Speaker 1: nobody asked at the picnic table, which is like, well,
26:15
Speaker 1: do you guys fuck to each other? Everybody fucking? I?
26:18
Speaker 1: Everybody fucking that bad? Like multiple beds in the bedroom
26:23
Speaker 1: or all in one big bed? Does somebody get in
26:26
Speaker 1: the middle and then you guys switch every night. You
26:28
Speaker 1: guys just start the good but nobody asked that. I
26:31
Speaker 1: don't know why, even Cody were scandalized. Well yeah, and
26:35
Speaker 1: Cody's like, yeah, I remember when you know, we were
26:38
Speaker 1: starting out in polygamy. Some older mentor lady said, yeah, no,
26:43
Speaker 1: a wife owns her bedroom. A wife owns and is
26:47
Speaker 1: in charge of her marital bed. It is hers, it
26:49
Speaker 1: belongs to her. So that's just how they conduct themselves.
26:53
Speaker 1: And it strikes him as very strange that these weird
26:55
Speaker 1: ass white people in Missouri are staying in the same
26:58
Speaker 1: bedroom probably fucking.
27:00
Speaker 2: Probably well and was so did the Richards family say
27:03
Speaker 2: that they shared a bit? They share your bedroom? Yeah?
27:06
Speaker 2: I thought they were. I thought they were just talking
27:08
Speaker 2: about people that they knew that when they.
27:11
Speaker 1: Were on the couch talking not necessarily at the picnic,
27:15
Speaker 1: but during this segment, like that's what I've heard, And
27:18
Speaker 1: maybe it was my spirit that was just interpreting it,
27:20
Speaker 1: but like my thought was, yeah, they are sharing a
27:23
Speaker 1: bedroom just so they're.
27:24
Speaker 2: All fucking then I wouldn't because otherwise, like what are
27:28
Speaker 2: you doing well?
27:29
Speaker 1: And it's it's it's so interesting because like that is
27:32
Speaker 1: actually what Mormon polygamist men are doing. They're just fucking
27:37
Speaker 1: all these women and we're calling it family and we're
27:40
Speaker 1: calling it religion. No, it's just a bunch of men
27:42
Speaker 1: who have access to women and children. Right and now
27:44
Speaker 1: here we are in Springfield, Missouri, just under a different
27:47
Speaker 1: umbrella with another man, just fucking a couple of women
27:50
Speaker 1: having a bunch of babies. Yeah, it's deviant, deviant.
27:55
Speaker 2: It's simple turn into like a Christian right now. Pre No,
28:00
Speaker 2: it's so fault I mean, but it is.
28:03
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like, I don't have a problem with alternative
28:07
Speaker 1: lifestyles generally speaking, but when you are exploiting other human beings,
28:12
Speaker 1: when there is collateral damage in the form of children
28:15
Speaker 1: and women or even men, whatever, If somebody's being hurt
28:18
Speaker 1: because you're choosing to live your life a certain way,
28:20
Speaker 1: then I got a problem with you. And then I'm
28:22
Speaker 1: up in that ass all day long for sure.
28:24
Speaker 2: And Daniel, if you're masquerading like this is a religious
28:27
Speaker 2: principle that you just made up because you read a
28:30
Speaker 2: story in the Old Testament with some dude who was
28:33
Speaker 2: like nine hundred years old and had seventeen wives, Like,
28:36
Speaker 2: give me a break. I just it's so annoying that
28:40
Speaker 2: they're even trying to pretend like this is like a
28:42
Speaker 2: Christian thing. They're just a bunch of weirdos. Yes, I
28:45
Speaker 2: would agree that's all it is. And I know if
28:47
Speaker 2: that's judgmental, but I stand by it.
28:50
Speaker 1: I stand by it.
28:51
Speaker 2: They are such freaks. And then they have a conversation
28:54
Speaker 2: about like what the women call each other. So I
28:57
Speaker 2: guess with Rebecca and Christina, they call themselves sister wives sometimes,
29:02
Speaker 2: but they really call each other BFFs because we really
29:05
Speaker 2: want to establish that we're like best friends and we
29:07
Speaker 2: really want to secure that friendship and that sisterhood together
29:14
Speaker 2: aside from the man, we're BFFs who fuck.
29:17
Speaker 1: The same guy and maybe each other and maybe each other.
29:21
Speaker 2: Look, if you're gonna do that, just be real about it,
29:24
Speaker 2: just be honest. And then we have a conversation about, like,
29:28
Speaker 2: you know, everybody should have a freedom to choose, and
29:30
Speaker 2: everybody should live the life that they want to live
29:33
Speaker 2: without persecution in the United States.
29:35
Speaker 1: Them getting sick of it. We're on season seven. This
29:38
Speaker 1: is all you guys harp on and bang on about
29:40
Speaker 1: the entire We get it, we understand your polygamus.
29:43
Speaker 2: You're oppressed, But they're martyrs, right, they're martyrs.
29:46
Speaker 1: They have to be again, this is their identity.
29:49
Speaker 2: And then everybody plays red rover in the field next
29:52
Speaker 2: to this picnic table and the army park, and somebody
29:56
Speaker 2: gets clothesline and we'll tells.
29:58
Speaker 1: Little Richard's kids this is running for his little redheaded life,
30:01
Speaker 1: and he gets closed lined by.
30:03
Speaker 2: People run away from his families, like please take me
30:06
Speaker 2: with you, Please take me with you, seriously, and then
30:10
Speaker 2: the Browns are like, oh, they survived our initiation. They're
30:13
Speaker 2: a part of the family. Everybody's happy. It's great. Okay,
30:15
Speaker 2: let's go back.
30:16
Speaker 1: Let's wrap it up, wrap this episode up. Let's leave
30:20
Speaker 1: these people in the dust.
30:22
Speaker 2: They suck exactly, And I couldn't be happier, Like, please,
30:26
Speaker 2: let's have the next episode be back in Vegas doing
30:28
Speaker 2: something boring, talking about my sister wife's closet. We don't
30:32
Speaker 2: need to go meet more degenerates around the country. So
30:35
Speaker 2: in the previous for next episode and the rest of
30:38
Speaker 2: the season, I think, because there's only like two episodes left,
30:40
Speaker 2: they're creating a montage of videos and stuff of their family.
30:45
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care. Christine talks about falling
30:51
Speaker 2: in love with Cody before she ever even saw his face,
30:54
Speaker 2: don't care. And then she saw his face and she
30:56
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, he's so handsome.
30:58
Speaker 1: I don't care.
31:00
Speaker 2: And then Robin made a comment saying that when she
31:03
Speaker 2: saw Cody for the first time in church, she thought
31:05
Speaker 2: he was probably a dumb, fucking idiot.
31:09
Speaker 1: Now that I can get behind, you should have gone
31:12
Speaker 1: with that heading.
31:13
Speaker 2: And I liked Cody's face when she said that. He
31:16
Speaker 2: was like shocked, like that was the first time he'd
31:18
Speaker 2: ever heard it. But I love that Robin. I was like, yeah,
31:20
Speaker 2: I thought he was probably a fucking stupid ass.
31:25
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
31:26
Speaker 2: And then she has an announcement which I'm assuming she's
31:29
Speaker 2: pregnant again because of course Cody is creaman in her Sorry,
31:34
Speaker 2: what's happening? What's happening? I'm on one today?
31:38
Speaker 1: Well, we only have one more episode for season seven
31:41
Speaker 1: and then we have a tell all I think with
31:43
Speaker 1: Tameron Hall, yeah, which I.
31:45
Speaker 2: Love her, and those tell alls are lit.
31:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think we should cover that because we
31:50
Speaker 1: don't always cover the early season yell alls, but we will.
31:53
Speaker 2: We should cover that one. So did we want to
31:55
Speaker 2: talk about Nathaniel Richards, Yes, we do. So there was
31:58
Speaker 2: an article that came out in December of twenty twenty four,
32:01
Speaker 2: so we're definitely late to the party. But Nathaniel Richards
32:06
Speaker 2: got arrested for felony domestic violence against I'm assuming.
32:13
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's a woman, two women. It was actually
32:18
Speaker 1: two people. He allegedly assaulted somebody was making dinner. It
32:24
Speaker 1: could have been a kid though, because it happened in
32:26
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four and little Abigail would have been eighteen,
32:30
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty. I don't know, I can't do math. It
32:32
Speaker 1: doesn't say who he actually attacked, but like somebody was
32:35
Speaker 1: making dinner, had a knife, he grabbed the wrist. He
32:39
Speaker 1: was yelling. Another person came into the kitchen to try
32:42
Speaker 1: to stop it, and then they attacked that person and
32:44
Speaker 1: threw it him to the ground. Somebody called the cops
32:47
Speaker 1: on that asshole, that little niculeonic asshole, and he went
32:52
Speaker 1: to jail or whatever, and he was booked and it
32:54
Speaker 1: was for a felony animisdemeanor. And as you continue to
32:57
Speaker 1: read the article, you learn, yeah, that route back, which
33:00
Speaker 1: is the first wife with a long auburn hair left
33:03
Speaker 1: his ass in twenty twenty two based she said he
33:07
Speaker 1: refused to let me get a job. I had to
33:09
Speaker 1: stay home the entire time and take care of all
33:12
Speaker 1: of these kids, you know, and I'm unhappy. I need money,
33:15
Speaker 1: and so he was ordered to pay for child support.
33:18
Speaker 1: She took all them nine children, and shortly thereafter, Christina,
33:24
Speaker 1: the second wife that we met in this episode, also
33:26
Speaker 1: left him, although the information around that is like, we
33:29
Speaker 1: don't have it. We don't really know what happened with that.
33:32
Speaker 1: And then he married some other lady named Tatiana. She
33:37
Speaker 1: I think she's a Spanish woman, and I don't know
33:41
Speaker 1: where his children are. His address in Tatiana's address is
33:45
Speaker 1: attached to some church, Like this is weird. His life
33:48
Speaker 1: got really strange. But at least those two women and
33:51
Speaker 1: hopefully all of those kids got away from him.
33:54
Speaker 2: Hopefully all the kids are with Rebecca or whoever had
33:57
Speaker 2: custody of them, and they're not with their father.
34:00
Speaker 1: You would be pissed as fuck at Rebecca if that
34:02
Speaker 1: was my mom leaving me in that situation where I've
34:05
Speaker 1: got a call like she ain't shit either though.
34:08
Speaker 2: No for sure, but I mean, at least she got out,
34:10
Speaker 2: and so hopefully she did take the kids or hopefully
34:12
Speaker 2: they all aged out and they like moved away from
34:15
Speaker 2: fucking bump Fuck Missouri and they're like peace out. I'm
34:18
Speaker 2: going no contact with y'all.
34:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, bye. Yeah. So he's a terrible person. My
34:24
Speaker 1: instinct was right, and there was dark energy in that
34:27
Speaker 1: house because allegedly he was beating all them women and children,
34:30
Speaker 1: probably allegedly alleged my opinion.
34:32
Speaker 2: And have we had the Browns address this at all?
34:36
Speaker 2: Of course not, of course. So that's like crazy to me.
34:38
Speaker 2: So you like brought your kids over to meet these
34:41
Speaker 2: people who are dangerous and like I was thinking about
34:44
Speaker 2: that when we were watching when I was watching the episode,
34:47
Speaker 2: like how weird is it to have all of your
34:50
Speaker 2: children around these three adults that you have no idea,
34:53
Speaker 2: You've never met them, you don't know them, you don't
34:56
Speaker 2: know their intentions. Yeah, there's some cameras around and stuff,
34:58
Speaker 2: but when the are off, like are you leaving them
35:01
Speaker 2: alone with these people? Like that's fucking weird.
35:04
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that the mom should be okay with that.
35:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, could never be me. So, yeah, this was an
35:09
Speaker 2: interesting episode. Weird as fuck. These people are gross, especially Nathaniel. Yes,
35:14
Speaker 2: and I'm glad that he got arrested.
35:16
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35:18
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