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- 0:19[SPEAKER_03]: All right, it is the Ornibo boys we are back again this week, but instead of spring practice, hype, high profile recruits or college football rules, we're talking about reporters canoeing with coaches, teleporting FEMA officials, and the weiner while it's welcome to this week's edition of WOPB Bench episode 450.
- 0:41[SPEAKER_02]: Quattro siento esincuente de ma!
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- 1:11[SPEAKER_14]: Really really talent.
- 1:14[SPEAKER_14]: I level talent there.
- 1:15[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:15[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's true.
- 1:17[SPEAKER_03]: So how much of the Diana receding stuff do you want to get into?
- 1:21[SPEAKER_03]: Bro, with frable with frable, uh, she got a saline at that.
- 1:26[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:26[SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, Diana recini's a reporter of the athletics.
- 1:30[SPEAKER_03]: She used to work at the SPN.
- 1:32[SPEAKER_03]: She's an NFL reporter.
- 1:33[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:34[SPEAKER_03]: She used to be a beat reporter in Tennessee.
- 1:36[SPEAKER_03]: Would like frable was the Tennessee Titans head coach.
- 1:39[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she was spotted this week.
- 1:41[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, this was from page six.
- 1:42[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, before we get to this.
- 1:44[SPEAKER_14]: Is she married?
- 1:45[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
- 1:45[SPEAKER_03]: He is.
- 1:46[SPEAKER_03]: So is he married?
- 1:47[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
- 1:48[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, this is good.
- 1:50[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
- 1:50[SPEAKER_14]: Here we go.
- 1:51[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, this is not good.
- 1:52[SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.
- 1:53[SPEAKER_02]: This will be just really not good.
- 1:56[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, it won't be him or my chain story.
- 2:00[SPEAKER_02]: I'm about to say is right.
- 2:01[SPEAKER_03]: I love this.
- 2:02[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
- 2:03[SPEAKER_03]: We're all whole, I was looking at, I was looking for Taze Ryan, but he's on someone.
- 2:07[SPEAKER_03]: That's it, right?
- 2:11[SPEAKER_03]: Let me just tell you.
- 2:12[SPEAKER_03]: No, not good.
- 2:12[SPEAKER_03]: Not good.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_14]: We're both married.
- 2:14[SPEAKER_14]: They're both married.
- 2:15[SPEAKER_14]: This is how the show.
- 2:16[SPEAKER_14]: This is how the story starts.
- 2:17[SPEAKER_03]: Page six, put out photos of them at a resort in Sedona, Arizona.
- 2:23[SPEAKER_03]: Hold hands laying out and bathing suits at the pool being very close with one another.
- 2:30[SPEAKER_03]: And the
- 2:32[SPEAKER_03]: pictures kind of they're they're not really they lean toward the whole okay something nefarious is going on uh they obviously reached out to receiving for comment she said they were there with friends groups of friends her group of friends is a group of friends that just happened to cross paths a group of friends and hold hands and yeah it was a hold hand like is there like it was not like at the pool laying down they were like standing under like a
- 3:01[SPEAKER_03]: But they were friendly like, yeah, I'm a friend.
- 3:04[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, yeah, they don't do this with stranger of course.
- 3:09[SPEAKER_14]: Well, could it have been, could it have been in like a moment?
- 3:15[SPEAKER_14]: You know, like, like, not a stone moment, but it's like, you know, you like, you hug, you grab somebody's hand, you let go with a hand and it's just like, let's just go bring like capturing like that moment of
- 3:28[SPEAKER_14]: the whole because it's still shot when it actually was a moving scenario.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, right.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_02]: I would agree with you, but then they catch them later in like the hot tub in there.
- 3:37[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 3:38[SPEAKER_14]: Well, the story continues.
- 3:40[SPEAKER_14]: Go ahead.
- 3:41[SPEAKER_14]: So.
- 3:42[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 3:42[SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, they're looking back through it now.
- 3:46[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's trying to pull receipts now in Dianna, Racini.
- 3:49[SPEAKER_03]: Um, in 2015, uh, woman named Jessica McLaughlin went on a Twitter rant against Racini saying, uh, she had been sleeping with her husband who was red skins general manager.
- 4:01[SPEAKER_03]: Scott McLaughlin and accused recini of having an affair with him in order to get team scoops.
- 4:07[SPEAKER_03]: This was back in 2015, 11 years ago.
- 4:12[SPEAKER_03]: It got put to bed.
- 4:13[SPEAKER_03]: The woman apologized.
- 4:19[SPEAKER_03]: But now people have gone back to the internet is now pulling all these clips.
- 4:23[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, and all these different interviews where she's either being a little dirty or badmouth and her husband or talking some trash on her husband, and I pulled a handful of them.
- 4:33[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, no.
- 4:34[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Jesus
- 4:35[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there we go.
- 4:36[SPEAKER_03]: So let's just start with who will start with the first one.
- 4:39[SPEAKER_03]: This was a from being her husband had anything to say not a word has had to get to what receiving received posted her first story has rambles wife had anything to say.
- 4:50[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not taking the flight with the response.
- 4:52[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 4:54[SPEAKER_03]: So this is receiving on a show called Be Mitch and Finley on 1067 the fan in Washington when they bring her on.
- 4:59[SPEAKER_09]: Diana, what's up?
- 5:00[SPEAKER_09]: How are you?
- 5:01[SPEAKER_10]: How guys?
- 5:02[SPEAKER_10]: I told you producer that I want to be introduced now.
- 5:04[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want to be inside or I don't want to be school city podcast.
- 5:07[SPEAKER_10]: So I just want to be milk just straight up and milk.
- 5:10[SPEAKER_10]: That's a hell.
- 5:14[SPEAKER_03]: that is such a trying I am trying out here it is hard in the streets guys to keep up but that you start calling yourself no if you're going to get a lot of trouble so she comes on no it's hard in the streets for her girl and she's married so hmm it's a morning radio show with you know dweetle and zippy i mean no what a six seven
- 5:34[SPEAKER_15]: and it's a big station out there, but still, it's a morning radio show like you're going to come out like, I don't know that seemed like her just trying to play in like David talking about middle screen in the show.
- 5:43[SPEAKER_03]: So this is, this is from the sports hub in Boston, 98.5.
- 5:57[SPEAKER_05]: No, I did things in Miami.
- 5:59[SPEAKER_05]: I haven't even told my husband because it's just I hit that much fun It's not like that.
- 6:02[SPEAKER_05]: I know he would judge the kind of party and I was doing it I don't know what got it to me.
- 6:09[SPEAKER_05]: I just remember being down there.
- 6:10[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't like it was my last day on earth So all of these clips now.
- 6:14[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, surfaced.
- 6:15[SPEAKER_03]: This was from several years ago This was from 2019 when she was on get up talking about
- 6:27[SPEAKER_14]: from that last clip, play that last.
- 6:29[SPEAKER_14]: I will, 30 seconds in a room with this chick, and I'd be like, please, Michigan Attic here.
- 6:37[SPEAKER_15]: But also, all of us are aware that if you have one of those weekends in Miami, things happen.
- 6:46[SPEAKER_15]: Like things happen.
- 6:47[SPEAKER_14]: Not like that.
- 6:47[SPEAKER_14]: Tell us, yeah, no, sure, sure like that.
- 6:51[SPEAKER_15]: But like you said last day on Earth, exactly.
- 6:54[SPEAKER_15]: Exactly.
- 6:55[SPEAKER_15]: Things happened.
- 6:56[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I think we were talking about on get up there, we're talking about, I think we'll talk about Brady and his wife at the time.
- 7:02[SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking too many pictures over and posted her better too much and she gets on TV and goes, I'm married to someone average.
- 7:07[SPEAKER_06]: I don't post a lot about them.
- 7:08[SPEAKER_06]: If I was married to someone beautiful, I don't propose to.
- 7:12[SPEAKER_03]: So Wow Just something on average.
- 7:15[SPEAKER_03]: Pretty hard everywhere.
- 7:16[SPEAKER_14]: So He's just hammering me.
- 7:19[SPEAKER_14]: I don't post about it.
- 7:20[SPEAKER_14]: Do we know what he does?
- 7:21[SPEAKER_02]: That's straight out.
- 7:22[SPEAKER_02]: Just he's a professional.
- 7:24[SPEAKER_02]: I get castrated.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm saying.
- 7:26[SPEAKER_15]: Does he like like you see like the breadwinner?
- 7:29[SPEAKER_02]: No, she probably is.
- 7:30[SPEAKER_03]: She probably makes.
- 7:31[SPEAKER_03]: She makes pretty good money out of man.
- 7:32[SPEAKER_15]: So I'm saying like she might be the breadwinner in the fall.
- 7:34[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she is.
- 7:35[SPEAKER_15]: That why she's like grab how much is she making?
- 7:38[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, she's deaf.
- 7:39[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, she's she aliens.
- 7:40[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 7:40[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 7:58[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, for New Jersey, I think.
- 7:59[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 8:00[SPEAKER_03]: It was a New Jersey.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_03]: I get a nice amount of time.
- 8:03[SPEAKER_14]: I'll just go, I'll just go, I'll just go, I don't know.
- 8:05[SPEAKER_14]: I was going to live in the garage, probably, which is not attached.
- 8:08[SPEAKER_03]: That was a very average thing.
- 8:09[SPEAKER_03]: You should have been in the garage.
- 8:12[SPEAKER_03]: Last one, this was her and me the times at SEC Media Day.
- 8:15[SPEAKER_03]: Probably this was going to be annoying as hell.
- 8:17[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is.
- 8:18[SPEAKER_03]: But listen to her talk about me.
- 8:19[SPEAKER_03]: That me the sound is story about why Diana received and he plays the saxophone.
- 8:23[SPEAKER_00]: I asked her, why did you take up the saxophone to which she responded,
- 8:27[SPEAKER_00]: because it sounded like sex to which I responded we are so different.
- 8:32[SPEAKER_13]: It does sound like sex.
- 8:34[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it would be rebellious.
- 8:36[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was like a bad girl.
- 8:38[SPEAKER_00]: And you were like 12.
- 8:40[SPEAKER_00]: But then I wound up been pretty good at it.
- 8:41[SPEAKER_00]: Like that read.
- 8:43[SPEAKER_15]: Hmm.
- 8:44[SPEAKER_15]: That's Christ.
- 8:44[SPEAKER_15]: Like that read.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_03]: The end.
- 8:47[SPEAKER_03]: So the end has been literally.
- 8:49[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like the read.
- 8:51[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like the read.
- 8:51[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sharing you do.
- 8:52[SPEAKER_15]: Ah.
- 8:54[SPEAKER_15]: But sex over many, many years.
- 8:55[SPEAKER_15]: I looked many reads.
- 8:58[SPEAKER_14]: What an insufferable woman that she is.
- 9:01[SPEAKER_14]: Who me like, no, are you kidding me?
- 9:04[SPEAKER_14]: Me is like a, or Mina, whatever her name is.
- 9:07[SPEAKER_14]: Me is, me is a treasure compared to her.
- 9:10[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, I am.
- 9:11[SPEAKER_14]: She's an absolute treasure compared to this other lady.
- 9:14[SPEAKER_05]: No, I do think that's Miami.
- 9:15[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's all my husband.
- 9:17[SPEAKER_15]: Awesome, you kissed a girl.
- 9:21[SPEAKER_15]: And I liked it.
- 9:22[SPEAKER_15]: What?
- 9:23[SPEAKER_15]: He went to life.
- 9:24[SPEAKER_15]: He made out with a stripper.
- 9:26[SPEAKER_03]: What about that?
- 9:27[SPEAKER_03]: Those are things he needs to do.
- 9:30[SPEAKER_14]: She said on a public show on Mary to an average guy.
- 9:33[SPEAKER_14]: That's why I don't, that's why I don't post about him.
- 9:36[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just someone average.
- 9:38[SPEAKER_06]: I don't post a lot about him.
- 9:39[SPEAKER_06]: If I was married to someone beautiful, I don't repose too.
- 9:43[SPEAKER_14]: No.
- 9:44[SPEAKER_14]: You know how disrespectful that is.
- 9:45[SPEAKER_03]: What is this lady look like?
- 9:47[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, she's she likes a newspaper reporter.
- 9:50[SPEAKER_15]: She does throw a Google on throw a Google on Diana Rousini R USS I just put in the DI and a priori automatic pop up at the C. K. Yeah, yeah, you know You missed it.
- 10:10[SPEAKER_15]: I'll give her like a six
- 10:13[SPEAKER_03]: Well, let's we don't need it.
- 10:14[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:15[SPEAKER_15]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:16[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:17[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:18[SPEAKER_15]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:19[SPEAKER_14]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:19[SPEAKER_14]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:20[SPEAKER_14]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:21[SPEAKER_07]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:23[SPEAKER_07]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:24[UNKNOWN]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:24[SPEAKER_14]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:25[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:25[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:26[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:28[SPEAKER_12]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:29[SPEAKER_12]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:29[SPEAKER_12]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:30[SPEAKER_12]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:30[SPEAKER_12]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:31[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:31[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:32[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:32[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to do that.
- 10:33[SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to
- 10:35[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, I've seen her do stuff.
- 10:37[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, no, she's actually makes a lot of appearances on TV.
- 10:40[SPEAKER_03]: And she's on, she's a pretty regular.
- 10:42[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 10:42[SPEAKER_03]: It's PN.
- 10:43[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she's, she's, she's got to athletics.
- 10:45[SPEAKER_03]: She's done a lot more like podcast stuff and radio station stuff.
- 10:50[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, because she's like one of the athletics big, you know, and the fellow reporters.
- 10:54[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 10:54[SPEAKER_03]: So on Thursday, she posted her first story about uh, the substitute referees that they're on for the NFL, so if you want some entertainment, just go hit the comment section.
- 11:04[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God.
- 11:05[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God.
- 11:06[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God.
- 11:06[SPEAKER_03]: Not a single comment had anything to do with the NFL, substitute referees and every comment.
- 11:11[SPEAKER_03]: This post by the way, boring is crap article has like four and a half million views.
- 11:15[SPEAKER_15]: I'm surprised I kept that little comment's beyond it.
- 11:18[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and the comments four million.
- 11:20[SPEAKER_02]: They're they they know this is a gold.
- 11:22[SPEAKER_03]: They're not getting any page clicks But they're getting a mountain of comments.
- 11:26[SPEAKER_03]: The kids comments are out of control.
- 11:28[SPEAKER_03]: That's hilarious If you need something to do when you have a minute go go school bathroom material on a on recedes post from Thursday So I don't see others.
- 11:37[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my shakes out It's at a good.
- 11:39[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 11:39[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 11:39[SPEAKER_03]: Well, listen.
- 11:40[SPEAKER_03]: We talked a lot last week about going to the moon That came up a bunch are not going to the moon
- 11:45[SPEAKER_03]: or not going to the moon.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_03]: They're going around the moon and drive moon drive by they went around the moon.
- 11:51[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it's supposed to look at all this land in tomorrow.
- 11:54[SPEAKER_15]: Or today.
- 11:54[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
- 11:56[SPEAKER_15]: Really?
- 11:56[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, Friday.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_15]: Friday.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_15]: It's a quicky.
- 12:00[SPEAKER_03]: I'm considering it's Tuesday.
- 12:01[SPEAKER_15]: They all got in and went wild.
- 12:03[SPEAKER_03]: What they landed three days ago I got to put the profanity pass up for a minute.
- 12:17[SPEAKER_03]: I got two clips I have to play for you.
- 12:19[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 12:19[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, boy.
- 12:20[SPEAKER_03]: The first one came to us from singing in it was on the day that the Artemis launched
- 12:26[SPEAKER_03]: They had a kid out there with the grass and they're doing interviews with all these kids and they grabbed this one kid and they just they just ask them bluntly Why do you want to be here?
- 12:34[SPEAKER_14]: Why do you love space?
- 12:35[SPEAKER_14]: Why do you love being a part of history?
- 12:38[SPEAKER_01]: We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why.
- 12:42[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- 12:55[SPEAKER_03]: way to go to me.
- 12:57[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, see it.
- 12:58[SPEAKER_03]: That's like good job parents.
- 12:59[SPEAKER_03]: Cut away.
- 13:00[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 13:02[SPEAKER_03]: The second clip I'm going to play for you.
- 13:04[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, God.
- 13:05[SPEAKER_03]: Was sent to a spy scoop.
- 13:08[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I mean.
- 13:10[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
- 13:11[SPEAKER_14]: What do I send?
- 13:12[SPEAKER_03]: And when you're doubting the facts of the moon landing, sometimes you need a calm.
- 13:19[SPEAKER_03]: level headed analysis of the original moon landing film so here's someone's very loud Italian father breaking down the original moon landing film so fucking explain to me here you go the guys getting off the rocket ship who the fuck is filming him who filming him?
- 13:36[SPEAKER_04]: a guy?
- 13:37[SPEAKER_04]: had the fucking guy get up there if this is the first guy supposed to be on the fucking moon a different rocket ship so they sent the rocket ship up there he got off and he's like all right come on up now I'm ready to fucking film
- 13:49[SPEAKER_04]: He's supposed to be the first guy in the moon.
- 13:52[SPEAKER_04]: It's bullshit.
- 13:53[SPEAKER_04]: The car had a fucking de-car fit in that rocket ship.
- 13:57[SPEAKER_04]: Look, how did that car fit in the rocket ship?
- 14:01[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 14:01[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, right, more bullshit.
- 14:02[SPEAKER_04]: Then the guy's walking around with a big fucking cord to be stomach, and they're telling you that's his fucking, oh, life's support.
- 14:08[SPEAKER_04]: Wasn't give us a fucking feeding him through the fucking tube, like a baby?
- 14:12[SPEAKER_04]: They fucking devout and around like a fucking jerk off.
- 14:15[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, watch.
- 14:16[SPEAKER_04]: Let me show you.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_04]: There it goes.
- 14:18[SPEAKER_04]: Bye-bye.
- 14:19[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
- 14:19[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to stay behind.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_04]: You guys go back to Earth.
- 14:22[SPEAKER_04]: I'll fucking die up here.
- 14:23[SPEAKER_04]: And how to fuck did he get the film back to Earth?
- 14:26[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, look at the fake fucking parachute.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, we're home now.
- 14:29[SPEAKER_04]: What happened to the guy back on the moon?
- 14:31[SPEAKER_04]: Is he just left him?
- 14:34[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.
- 14:34[SPEAKER_04]: And we're guessing they don't have any fucking facts.
- 14:36[SPEAKER_04]: Bullshit.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_03]: That is every guy I grew up with a New Jersey man.
- 14:50[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
- 14:53[SPEAKER_14]: He's not wrong.
- 14:54[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I forgot.
- 14:55[SPEAKER_14]: I said that to you.
- 14:56[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 14:57[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, Jesus.
- 14:58[SPEAKER_14]: I'm glad I did.
- 14:59[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
- 15:00[SPEAKER_03]: I needed that.
- 15:02[SPEAKER_14]: That is incredible.
- 15:04[SPEAKER_02]: You're very self-sufficient to points.
- 15:07[SPEAKER_11]: The car's in the boat.
- 15:11[SPEAKER_07]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:12[SPEAKER_07]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:14[SPEAKER_13]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:14[UNKNOWN]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:15[UNKNOWN]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_13]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:16[SPEAKER_13]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:16[SPEAKER_09]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_09]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:20[SPEAKER_09]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:21[SPEAKER_09]: He's welcome up there.
- 15:24[SPEAKER_11]: Bows it around like a Jericho.
- 15:30[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, look, the delivers incredible everything he says makes you question it, don't just awesome.
- 15:36[SPEAKER_03]: While you're crying laughing, I'm cheering, I'm cheering, I'm cheering, I'm cheering, I'm good.
- 15:42[SPEAKER_02]: Good for him.
- 15:43[SPEAKER_02]: We need to break that out on special occasions.
- 15:46[SPEAKER_03]: Since we're in outer space, we'll do a couple quick outer space.
- 15:49[SPEAKER_03]: So it's we're in outer space.
- 15:51[SPEAKER_03]: It's really in outer space, so that is we'll pack it up.
- 15:55[SPEAKER_03]: I get this audio from Matt Gates this week.
- 15:58[SPEAKER_09]: uh... from when he was a senator so it's not before they tried to make a attorney to the congress person congress person yes not senator congressman that gates talking about a ufo briefing he said it on and this is crazy i had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform work for the united states army that was briefing the on the locations of hybrid breeding programs were captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic
- 16:30[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_14]: We can't take that guy seriously, right.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_03]: I would hope not.
- 16:37[SPEAKER_03]: That can't be real.
- 16:38[SPEAKER_15]: That can't be.
- 16:39[SPEAKER_15]: He had to make that or these hold on hold on hold on.
- 16:42[SPEAKER_15]: Whoa.
- 16:43[SPEAKER_15]: Hang on, sir.
- 16:43[SPEAKER_15]: So we talked in like hot alien chicks.
- 16:46[SPEAKER_15]: I mean,
- 16:48[SPEAKER_15]: I've seen some hotlines like Star Trek.
- 16:50[SPEAKER_15]: That's our same old school Star Trek.
- 16:52[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, so I'm going to go with it.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, with like the glistening.
- 16:56[SPEAKER_15]: So name of that movie.
- 16:57[SPEAKER_15]: Green skin.
- 16:58[SPEAKER_02]: Of the Avatar.
- 16:59[SPEAKER_15]: Avatar.
- 17:00[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 17:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 17:03[SPEAKER_15]: Intertwining our tails together.
- 17:05[SPEAKER_03]: We do hatching.
- 17:06[SPEAKER_03]: We do hatching.
- 17:06[SPEAKER_03]: We do hatching.
- 17:07[SPEAKER_03]: We have some audio from the alien.
- 17:08[SPEAKER_12]: Noxon cobwebs off the old couture Scooter.
- 17:11[SPEAKER_12]: There's some slot money.
- 17:12[SPEAKER_12]: Get in.
- 17:12[SPEAKER_12]: Let's go.
- 17:14[SPEAKER_15]: Oh my god, I would love if that was our first lady, I'd be hilarious, I'd be hilarious.
- 17:28[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
- 17:29[SPEAKER_03]: Believe for that way, you will then we also have this story about the FEMA official of yours.
- 17:32[SPEAKER_15]: Oh my god, this is insane.
- 17:34[SPEAKER_03]: So this is a FEMA official.
- 17:37[SPEAKER_03]: who claims him's Greg Phillips.
- 17:40[SPEAKER_15]: He claims the great guys are weird.
- 17:42[SPEAKER_15]: They are.
- 17:43[SPEAKER_03]: Greg's are weird.
- 17:44[SPEAKER_15]: That's why I brought that fucking name.
- 17:48[SPEAKER_03]: We don't, we don't speak of it, uh, who said he was.
- 17:51[SPEAKER_03]: Michigan.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Michigan.
- 17:53[SPEAKER_03]: He was teleported 50 miles away, and he said, quote, teleporting is no fun.
- 17:59[SPEAKER_03]: It was a scary thing that happened to me.
- 18:01[SPEAKER_03]: I was on a phone.
- 18:03[SPEAKER_03]: I thought, oh my God, what's happening?
- 18:05[SPEAKER_03]: And I landed about 40 miles away in a ditch outside a Baptist church in a little tiny town.
- 18:10[SPEAKER_03]: It was an incredibly frightening moment in experience flying through the air.
- 18:14[SPEAKER_03]: I was with my boys and I was telling my wanted to go to Waffle House and to get to the Waffle House and I ended up 10 miles down the road at a Waffle House.
- 18:24[SPEAKER_12]: So, you see a link on the front.
- 18:27[SPEAKER_02]: So, a link is for the a link that's learned our language and have a sense of humor.
- 18:33[SPEAKER_15]: All right, we're gonna go off the house.
- 18:35[SPEAKER_15]: He's a Blackout drunk, bro.
- 18:37[SPEAKER_15]: That's a great problem.
- 18:38[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I want to go with the other way.
- 18:39[SPEAKER_15]: Everything about that, everything about that, landing in a ditch wanted to go to a waffle house.
- 18:44[SPEAKER_15]: He was either a Blackout drunk or trippin' on acid.
- 18:48[SPEAKER_02]: I was at a Benny Hill of for my early off.
- 18:51[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, oh, I'll show you.
- 18:52[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you have a drink off.
- 18:54[SPEAKER_02]: I'll teleport you.
- 18:54[SPEAKER_02]: I'll teleport you.
- 18:56[SPEAKER_15]: I'll teleport you.
- 19:00[SPEAKER_14]: One more thing.
- 19:01[SPEAKER_14]: One more thing about something I touched on on last week's show about the master.
- 19:05[SPEAKER_14]: She brought up the teleporting telephone, whatever, on premises they have rows of phones.
- 19:16[SPEAKER_14]: that you go in you.
- 19:18[SPEAKER_14]: Mm-hmm.
- 19:19[SPEAKER_14]: Awesome, buddy.
- 19:20[SPEAKER_14]: Hable?
- 19:21[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 19:23[SPEAKER_14]: Or you can make local long distance or international phone calls.
- 19:28[SPEAKER_14]: We have to know the number on the house.
- 19:31[SPEAKER_14]: And you don't have your phone with you.
- 19:32[SPEAKER_14]: And it's tough to remember phone numbers.
- 19:34[SPEAKER_07]: It is.
- 19:36[SPEAKER_14]: But if you happen to know the number and you were smart enough to write it down before you went in, you can make you stand in line
- 19:46[SPEAKER_14]: Mackenzie went and She's never used a phone like this before.
- 19:50[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, look at I say motory phone or push button.
- 19:53[SPEAKER_14]: No push button It's got a cable.
- 19:55[SPEAKER_14]: It's got a cord.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I said go use that telephone But she went and she called Steph on the phone and Steph answers.
- 20:03[SPEAKER_14]: She thought something was wrong.
- 20:05[SPEAKER_14]: It said Augusta Oh my god, I Didn't say walk on the phone.
- 20:11[SPEAKER_14]: There's people standing in line to use the telephone because it's free
- 20:16[SPEAKER_02]: and you don't have your.
- 20:17[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 20:17[SPEAKER_03]: So how many people's numbers do you know?
- 20:20[SPEAKER_03]: With without your friends.
- 20:21[SPEAKER_15]: No, James.
- 20:23[SPEAKER_14]: Because it's not for mine.
- 20:25[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 20:25[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 20:26[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
- 20:26[SPEAKER_14]: I know these.
- 20:27[SPEAKER_14]: I know these two.
- 20:29[SPEAKER_02]: I know yours.
- 20:30[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 20:30[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I know theirs.
- 20:32[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, I don't know any of yours.
- 20:34[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, Oh, no, I know scoops.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_15]: I know scoops.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_15]: I know scoops.
- 20:38[SPEAKER_02]: It's three numbers.
- 20:39[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 20:39[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 20:40[SPEAKER_02]: That's only three numbers.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_15]: That's why I know scoops.
- 20:42[SPEAKER_15]: Yes, it's been the same for 20 years.
- 20:44[SPEAKER_02]: Mine's mine's been the same.
- 20:45[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 20:46[SPEAKER_14]: Rose been the same.
- 20:47[SPEAKER_14]: Years been the same, too.
- 20:48[SPEAKER_14]: Mine has to.
- 20:49[SPEAKER_02]: My rich, I don't fall out of the Davy.
- 20:50[SPEAKER_02]: I know that one before you even had to do an area code.
- 20:53[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 20:54[SPEAKER_02]: It's 473-5824.
- 20:56[SPEAKER_15]: I might even remember my phone number growing up in Connecticut.
- 20:59[SPEAKER_03]: See that and that's what's going to say we had to grow up before we had to put our numbers in the phone.
- 21:03[SPEAKER_03]: So we know the phone number small kids.
- 21:05[SPEAKER_14]: We know we know those phone numbers.
- 21:09[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Mike, Mike, my grandmother.
- 21:11[SPEAKER_02]: I know her to five to two five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to two last number.
- 21:18[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 21:18[SPEAKER_14]: What's the most recent friend?
- 21:22[SPEAKER_02]: of yours that you know their number that you know their number that you didn't you put the number that brought you the last phone number I remember everybody else's number I just you say it to your father okay so you know tally's now I don't I don't know my parents I know so I don't I don't know franco or tally's I don't know Kevin's I don't know any my kids numbers by heart I know Kenzie's I should know tally's
- 21:51[SPEAKER_14]: That crazy.
- 21:52[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 21:53[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 21:53[SPEAKER_14]: They can call your kid.
- 21:54[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, they expect you, you expect her to know yours.
- 21:56[SPEAKER_14]: You should probably know her.
- 21:58[SPEAKER_14]: She doesn't mind.
- 21:58[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 21:59[SPEAKER_02]: I do.
- 21:59[SPEAKER_02]: You've challenged me.
- 22:00[SPEAKER_02]: I'll learn them tomorrow.
- 22:03[SPEAKER_03]: Lop it in right last last story.
- 22:06[SPEAKER_14]: That is crazy that generous like we have no idea no clue no And that was a perfect example.
- 22:13[SPEAKER_03]: I could call my wife or I could call my parents house from 35 years ago Yeah, I wonder who has the kids he could have called me or Steph, but I know my dad's number.
- 22:24[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know my but I wouldn't have answered tomorrow.
- 22:28[SPEAKER_15]: I'm gonna call my growing up kids number
- 22:31[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know who's got that.
- 22:33[SPEAKER_15]: Let's see who's got that number.
- 22:35[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a good one.
- 22:35[SPEAKER_15]: My old house number.
- 22:37[SPEAKER_03]: They're going to answer to me like, who is this?
- 22:39[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
- 22:39[SPEAKER_14]: You want me to say, you want to tell you?
- 22:41[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 22:42[SPEAKER_14]: Hold on.
- 22:44[SPEAKER_03]: you're looking up.
- 22:45[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I guess I've got a fancy app.
- 22:48[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 22:48[SPEAKER_03]: We can get some scoop back from check.
- 22:50[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we've got the best audio over the week still.
- 22:53[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 22:53[SPEAKER_14]: Are you able to give it over here and over here or no?
- 22:56[SPEAKER_14]: It's not my number anymore.
- 22:58[SPEAKER_15]: I don't do a shit if people call it.
- 22:59[SPEAKER_15]: Okay, what's what's the area?
- 23:01[SPEAKER_15]: I'll leave it out.
- 23:02[SPEAKER_15]: Two, two, five, six.
- 23:08[SPEAKER_03]: I'll
- 23:15[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, it's owned by some of the why legitimately can't pronounce the name, okay.
- 23:23[SPEAKER_14]: At a riscatter, catarazina, catarazina, oh, you're a showsky.
- 23:30[SPEAKER_14]: Cool, sure, phenomenal.
- 23:33[SPEAKER_03]: Let me know that conversation.
- 23:34[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 23:36[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 23:37[SPEAKER_14]: Yet, it's in Connecticut.
- 23:39[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
- 23:40[SPEAKER_03]: All right, let me know how that conversation goes.
- 23:44[SPEAKER_15]: All right, so one system.
- 23:45[SPEAKER_15]: Are you hacking into right now me.
- 23:48[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 23:48[SPEAKER_03]: I can't tell you.
- 23:49[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
- 23:50[SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
- 23:52[SPEAKER_03]: God's right.
- 23:53[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 23:54[SPEAKER_03]: Let's just do this and we'll get to five questions.
- 23:56[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the Madison Mallards are a collegiate summer baseball team located in Madison Wisconsin.
- 24:02[SPEAKER_03]: Madison Mallards.
- 24:04[SPEAKER_03]: They rolled out a promotion last week called the
- 24:14[SPEAKER_03]: for your hot dog.
- 24:17[SPEAKER_03]: It's like an adjustable belt.
- 24:19[SPEAKER_03]: You can put condiments in it.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_03]: It's got a little condiment back on the side.
- 24:22[SPEAKER_15]: How many hot dogs is this?
- 24:23[SPEAKER_03]: It holds one.
- 24:25[SPEAKER_15]: We'll show it out on the tray in front of you.
- 24:28[SPEAKER_03]: No, like a like a holster for a gun But you put a hot dog in it.
- 24:33[SPEAKER_14]: Okay without without the condiments.
- 24:35[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then you guys put the kind of mess on that stuff.
- 24:37[SPEAKER_03]: He could go inside What's in the second holster?
- 24:40[SPEAKER_15]: How does the second hot dog?
- 24:41[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 24:54[SPEAKER_03]: You get the winner wallet, you get the winner wallet.
- 24:57[SPEAKER_03]: Well, 58 news in Milwaukee, of course, had to promote and talk about this because it's local news.
- 25:04[SPEAKER_03]: The double-on-tongers and everything, just the whole thing falls apart, and it's great audio.
- 25:08[SPEAKER_08]: I listen up to this, and the Madison Mallard are introducing some new variable food fashion.
- 25:14[SPEAKER_08]: OK, this is the winner wallet.
- 25:16[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry, what?
- 25:18[SPEAKER_14]: Can you say it again?
- 25:20[SPEAKER_08]: because the weener while it's okay.
- 25:21[SPEAKER_08]: They say it's a holster for your hot dog.
- 25:25[SPEAKER_08]: All these to tuck your two-stake.
- 25:29[SPEAKER_08]: A carrier for your Coney.
- 25:30[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my gosh.
- 25:31[SPEAKER_08]: Is that what their Conellins are, including a weiner while it breaks down.
- 25:35[SPEAKER_08]: It's an expandable belt with a condiment pouch.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_08]: Uh-huh.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_14]: Always gotta have a pouch for your condiment.
- 25:40[SPEAKER_08]: Gotta be safe.
- 25:41[SPEAKER_08]: And the place for your hot dog.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_08]: We'll be giving away stuff.
- 25:46[SPEAKER_08]: At the Malagames on July 18th.
- 25:49[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not sure this is for this.
- 25:51[SPEAKER_10]: It's looking at different sizes of these.
- 25:53[SPEAKER_14]: Oh for sure, yeah.
- 25:55[SPEAKER_14]: She would know.
- 25:56[SPEAKER_14]: Depends on how much condiments you like on your hot dog.
- 26:00[SPEAKER_01]: Gotta wrap this up.
- 26:04[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 26:04[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
- 26:04[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
- 26:04[SPEAKER_03]: The accident level untodged at the end.
- 26:06[SPEAKER_03]: We got to wrap this up.
- 26:09[SPEAKER_03]: So the weiner won't.
- 26:10[SPEAKER_15]: You got to wrap up the weiner wallet, yeah.
- 26:13[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my, a couch for your herconey.
- 26:15[SPEAKER_15]: I would say some of these baseball, like the nine and nine, the nine hot dogs and nine beers when they're all like little miniature is about the lamest thing in the freaking world.
- 26:26[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 26:26[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you, you told me I got to go do this bad flip burger.
- 26:28[SPEAKER_15]: Well, dude, I don't know how you fit that thing in your mouth.
- 26:31[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, now.
- 26:31[SPEAKER_15]: That thing is a seven layer hamburger.
- 26:34[SPEAKER_03]: So the way I call it.
- 26:35[SPEAKER_03]: Brace over, called a bathflip, it's a two patties to chill.
- 26:40[SPEAKER_03]: Two pounds of, yeah, it's two biscuit patties to regular patties.
- 26:45[SPEAKER_03]: Short rib and then crispy short rib and it's, it's not even a sandwich.
- 26:50[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a like a small sculpture.
- 26:53[SPEAKER_03]: That's seven and seven go for if they didn't sections dollar fifty no The burger looks like I've like a $30 burger.
- 27:07[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, but anyway, you didn't sections Yeah, just how and where I don't know you're gonna have to show us though
- 27:16[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm like, I feel like I'm gonna have to spend time crunching it down and do a helpful size or hit it with a knife and fork and just eat it that way.
- 27:25[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you get the insides out.
- 27:27[SPEAKER_03]: That need it with a knife and a fork.
- 27:29[SPEAKER_15]: Well, I don't know how the hell you're not gonna fit in your mouth.
- 27:31[SPEAKER_03]: So either you're gonna have to like work around the edges.
- 27:33[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
- 27:34[SPEAKER_03]: It's it's a whole lot of what you do.
- 27:35[SPEAKER_15]: This is gonna be disgusting.
- 27:37[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, you don't know what you want to know about this.
- 27:39[SPEAKER_12]: Get in.
- 27:39[SPEAKER_12]: Let's go.
- 27:46[SPEAKER_02]: Super.
- 27:48[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what's the jettings?
- 27:50[SPEAKER_02]: Question number one, if wild animals were completely safe.
- 27:55[SPEAKER_02]: Which one would you keep as your pet?
- 27:58[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, a tiger.
- 28:01[SPEAKER_02]: Mm, tea-giri.
- 28:02[SPEAKER_15]: A big cast.
- 28:04[SPEAKER_03]: Just a big cast.
- 28:05[SPEAKER_03]: One of the big cast.
- 28:05[SPEAKER_15]: One of those big cats, yeah.
- 28:08[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't see him at the zoo.
- 28:09[SPEAKER_15]: I want to like be clawed I want a honey badger.
- 28:13[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, I don't see my different fly.
- 28:17[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but if they're not like, you know, you say they're not a bite you.
- 28:20[SPEAKER_02]: They're not they're going to cuddle though because a honey badger don't care.
- 28:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I just want that.
- 28:26[SPEAKER_02]: Even even say I know honey badger.
- 28:28[SPEAKER_15]: No, it's like even a bigger asshole than a cat.
- 28:32[SPEAKER_02]: Don't pee in my
- 28:36[SPEAKER_14]: how about you scoop chimpanzee.
- 28:39[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but they, yeah, they Michigan everywhere, bro.
- 28:42[SPEAKER_02]: It's just, you gotta keep on in a, you know, in a diverse, smart, though.
- 28:47[SPEAKER_15]: But they throw their poo.
- 28:49[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I'll teach him who to throw the poo.
- 28:54[SPEAKER_02]: Right there.
- 28:56[SPEAKER_14]: I'll teach him to throw that poo.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 28:59[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 28:59[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
- 28:59[SPEAKER_15]: You want a chimpanzee?
- 29:00[SPEAKER_15]: You're like an orangutan.
- 29:02[SPEAKER_14]: What you ever want would do or a real better work.
- 29:06[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, gorilla.
- 29:06[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if it's safe, that's nice because it's a gorilla.
- 29:09[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 29:11[SPEAKER_02]: They go into food.
- 29:12[SPEAKER_14]: No, you go into food.
- 29:13[SPEAKER_14]: Jim Panzi smarter though.
- 29:15[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 29:16[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you can just have the gorilla sent in your house and just know what come near you.
- 29:20[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 29:21[SPEAKER_14]: That's correct.
- 29:22[SPEAKER_02]: Like our lion too.
- 29:23[SPEAKER_14]: Jim Pence, Jim Pence, he's stronger pound for pound.
- 29:27[SPEAKER_02]: Anybody could get past a dog, but nobody's past a lion.
- 29:30[SPEAKER_15]: The chimpanzee will smack your ass around.
- 29:32[SPEAKER_15]: You can't handle that.
- 29:35[SPEAKER_02]: Question number two.
- 29:39[SPEAKER_02]: What is the male version of receiving flowers?
- 29:44[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.
- 29:46[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, all right, um... Take a suit game.
- 29:52[SPEAKER_15]: Ooh, nice.
- 29:55[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, nice, this drink beer would have said beer.
- 29:58[SPEAKER_03]: Bring me some beer.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, male equivalence to your flowers.
- 30:02[SPEAKER_02]: A bottle of bourbon would work.
- 30:03[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, something like that.
- 30:04[SPEAKER_02]: Would for double double-locked on sale right now, up to street.
- 30:06[SPEAKER_02]: I want to say, those are really nice flowers there.
- 30:07[SPEAKER_02]: Someone's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of
- 30:22[SPEAKER_02]: Um, uh, nice pair of jays, baby.
- 30:25[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.
- 30:25[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Jordan's.
- 30:30[SPEAKER_02]: No, I was thinking about Michigan hug, too.
- 30:32[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 30:33[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to.
- 30:34[SPEAKER_14]: No, that doesn't.
- 30:36[SPEAKER_14]: Flowers are first of all, they're pointless.
- 30:40[SPEAKER_14]: I know, but dead in less than a week.
- 30:43[SPEAKER_15]: I know the last time any of you bought flowers for your wife.
- 30:46[SPEAKER_02]: ah, probably a month ago.
- 30:48[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
- 30:49[SPEAKER_15]: I do it my routine.
- 30:50[SPEAKER_03]: My wife hates flowers.
- 30:51[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 30:51[SPEAKER_15]: I bought a meal.
- 30:52[SPEAKER_03]: Zachary scoop just said this week.
- 30:53[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
- 30:53[SPEAKER_03]: Well, she started.
- 30:54[SPEAKER_15]: She went to a new salon.
- 30:54[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
- 30:55[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I mean, what would you do?
- 30:55[SPEAKER_15]: Nice.
- 30:55[SPEAKER_15]: Nice.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I mean, do everything.
- 30:57[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean
- 31:05[SPEAKER_14]: It was a rare time.
- 31:06[SPEAKER_14]: It was the only time we get flowers is we get pennies, but that's like, it's actually right around now actually.
- 31:15[SPEAKER_14]: But that's not like, hey, I'm buying you flowers.
- 31:17[SPEAKER_14]: That's just getting flowers for the house or something.
- 31:21[SPEAKER_14]: I don't get, I don't get stuff flowers.
- 31:22[SPEAKER_14]: These things are stupid.
- 31:26[SPEAKER_14]: I would say a box of donuts.
- 31:28[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, from where we got to be donut shop by us called juts not crispy cream jupiter donuts Super donuts are spectacular.
- 31:37[SPEAKER_15]: They are very good.
- 31:38[SPEAKER_15]: They are good.
- 31:39[SPEAKER_02]: They're savage.
- 31:39[SPEAKER_14]: Don't get donts fell Any earth anything that's a cake donut.
- 31:44[SPEAKER_15]: I'm an oil in yeah, you'd like the hurts donuts They just open to the plantation wall.
- 31:48[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's cake.
- 31:49[SPEAKER_02]: That's a hurts donut.
- 31:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it hurts donut.
- 31:52[SPEAKER_02]: I see the I see the double on taundra on that.
- 31:55[SPEAKER_02]: All right, look you go
- 31:56[SPEAKER_14]: Don't write that down, Jenner.
- 31:57[SPEAKER_14]: So I wasn't funny.
- 31:58[SPEAKER_02]: I was trying to be funny.
- 32:00[SPEAKER_14]: It's just a hurts doughnut.
- 32:02[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm trying on that?
- 32:03[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 32:05[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 32:05[SPEAKER_02]: I was trying.
- 32:06[SPEAKER_02]: It was one of those, you know, one of hurts doughnut and I'm like, what's that?
- 32:09[SPEAKER_02]: They punch you.
- 32:10[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I didn't write down a chimpanzee.
- 32:12[SPEAKER_03]: You'll smack you around them.
- 32:17[SPEAKER_02]: The question number three, an 80's trend you wish would make a comeback.
- 32:24[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, original sci-fi fun movies.
- 32:28[SPEAKER_02]: There's no fun sci-fi movies.
- 32:30[SPEAKER_03]: I'll take these sci-fi movies with the best and they were fun.
- 32:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, they were.
- 32:33[SPEAKER_02]: They were like predator running in.
- 32:36[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they were super dark or super serious or.
- 32:39[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I want to.
- 32:39[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I want.
- 32:40[SPEAKER_02]: Because I just randomly thought about this and this is what prompted this question.
- 32:43[SPEAKER_02]: Alpha.
- 32:45[SPEAKER_02]: I think Alf knows how back I'm back.
- 32:46[SPEAKER_02]: No, Alf alien life for no Mac for no Mac.
- 32:51[SPEAKER_02]: He used to eat cats.
- 32:52[SPEAKER_02]: You can eat my cats.
- 32:53[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, sure.
- 32:56[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Jordan Shumway.
- 32:57[SPEAKER_02]: Gordon Shumway.
- 32:58[SPEAKER_02]: Gordon Shumway.
- 32:58[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
- 32:59[SPEAKER_02]: Remember Pogo balls?
- 33:05[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
- 33:05[SPEAKER_03]: That was to the 80's thing original ending is I haven't I know I don't I haven't emulator which is close but I have the emulator, but I have the real one and real one still works.
- 33:17[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 33:19[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 33:20[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 33:22[SPEAKER_14]: I was going to say that yeah, I was going to say the Fort Lauderdale strip.
- 33:26[SPEAKER_02]: No, the Fort Lauderdale strikers.
- 33:30[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
- 33:37[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, that's the 80s T. Yeah.
- 33:40[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the John Hughes flicks.
- 33:41[SPEAKER_03]: John Hughes flicks.
- 33:42[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a fair spieler, the breakfast club, all that.
- 33:46[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're kind of leading into the question four.
- 33:48[SPEAKER_02]: But if you could rewatch any film for the first time, what film would it be?
- 33:56[SPEAKER_02]: So go on.
- 34:00[SPEAKER_02]: And it's tough, too, because if you go old school now, no one wants new school, it's like, I don't know, I want to watch one of those for why.
- 34:07[SPEAKER_02]: Like, in today's area, no, it's, but that's the question.
- 34:09[SPEAKER_02]: If you can watch any film for the first time, what would it be?
- 34:12[SPEAKER_15]: Well, you know what, I would probably go with a period piece.
- 34:14[SPEAKER_15]: That was not impacted by, so I don't know, um,
- 34:22[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna say for me the original pirates of the Caribbean.
- 34:27[SPEAKER_02]: I really liked that movie the first time I watched I would love to experience that again for the first time.
- 34:31[SPEAKER_02]: Okay now the one with debut Jones is better I don't know which one that is.
- 34:35[SPEAKER_03]: That was the second one.
- 34:36[SPEAKER_15]: Sorry.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_15]: I'm trying to determine which baseball movie the natural major league or bulldozer
- 34:45[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I don't know that I laughed harder the first time I saw movie than when I saw Major League in the theater Like I feel like a baker this one.
- 34:58[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Just didn't I got cut already You could last you oh my god
- 35:10[SPEAKER_02]: Fantastic.
- 35:12[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, screw me.
- 35:14[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, I'm going top gun.
- 35:17[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, there he goes.
- 35:18[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 35:19[SPEAKER_02]: That new top gun was so good too.
- 35:21[SPEAKER_02]: That was awesome.
- 35:21[SPEAKER_14]: The second one was it was incredibly impeccable.
- 35:25[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 35:25[SPEAKER_03]: Which so I think the same might have been better than the OG.
- 35:29[SPEAKER_14]: Um, that's not sacrilegious, that's not sacrilegious.
- 35:34[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, I. Yeah, and and I had said he too after we saw it.
- 35:38[SPEAKER_14]: I think like you could you could debate whether that was actually better than the first one.
- 35:42[SPEAKER_14]: But the first one was just more iconic.
- 35:44[SPEAKER_14]: Sure.
- 35:45[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, sure.
- 35:45[SPEAKER_14]: It it creates the ability for you to see a second one.
- 35:49[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 35:57[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, the first half of the original top gun, the soundtrack, just man, and what's his name just passed away.
- 36:07[SPEAKER_14]: The, no, the old guy.
- 36:10[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
- 36:31[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, still will just give you the stare.
- 36:37[SPEAKER_15]: And it means get your ass up, we're going outside.
- 36:40[SPEAKER_15]: And it's not because she has to, like in her mind, I'm fairly sure in this still in her mind believes, she deserves X amount of walks a day.
- 36:51[SPEAKER_15]: and regardless, if you've been gone all day, you still have to get all those walks in before you go to bed.
- 36:57[SPEAKER_15]: So sure why you let's take take early every hour.
- 37:01[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we're here.
- 37:01[SPEAKER_02]: So she's like a judgmental full of all.
- 37:03[SPEAKER_15]: She's just in there and stare at you, yeah.
- 37:05[SPEAKER_15]: And you can't say, oh my God, she's not gonna stop.
- 37:07[SPEAKER_15]: Just a few minutes to list the hell out of us.
- 37:10[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, now you're molding.
- 37:11[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
- 37:13[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 37:14[SPEAKER_14]: I was going to say if you if you left your house for a few hours a day to have as much time as I'm sure it's true.
- 37:24[SPEAKER_15]: I run liquor stay man.
- 37:25[SPEAKER_15]: I'm going to come back.
- 37:26[SPEAKER_15]: I was in three makers for four hours today.
- 37:28[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you get a gig and I saw you buddy.
- 37:33[SPEAKER_02]: I saw you and I got the stress ball that I've had for three days.
- 37:37[SPEAKER_02]: Is that how these shows are spread?
- 37:38[SPEAKER_15]: I'm never going back to that fire hazard.
- 37:40[SPEAKER_15]: They won't tell you that.
- 37:41[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 37:41[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was your end on a couple of days from the fire perspective.
- 37:46[SPEAKER_02]: I would say the reared ritual that goes on with my two dogs in tandem.
- 37:51[SPEAKER_02]: I got two little French bulldogs, gauges, my boy.
- 37:54[SPEAKER_02]: Cooper's my girl.
- 37:56[SPEAKER_02]: And no matter what they do, they... One will antagonize the other, and they start biting.
- 38:03[SPEAKER_02]: And they start biting.
- 38:04[SPEAKER_02]: And the person who wins.
- 38:06[SPEAKER_02]: Is this, you know, I've seen way too many doggy 69's that I'm going to admit it because I just grind each other and I'm like, oh, you want again, huh?
- 38:17[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's cool, I quite weird, quite, quite the specific odd ritual that I have to have to do it.
- 38:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 38:26[SPEAKER_15]: Are you 69's?
- 38:27[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
- 38:28[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, once heads down that way and the other one's, I'm, but it's head the other way and the girl will do it to the boy.
- 38:34[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen the boy do it to the girl.
- 38:36[SPEAKER_02]: We have audio.
- 38:37[SPEAKER_12]: Get in.
- 38:38[SPEAKER_12]: Let's go.
- 38:39[SPEAKER_02]: Weird ritual with the cancer cat.
- 38:44[SPEAKER_03]: The only boy cat in the house is named Milo.
- 38:49[SPEAKER_03]: And he's he's he's my buddy.
- 38:51[SPEAKER_03]: He's super super cool.
- 38:52[SPEAKER_03]: But Milo has this thing where it's the matter of his mere Shannon.
- 38:54[SPEAKER_03]: He will stand next to you and he'll get on his back legs and he'll do this on his ear like pet me.
- 39:00[SPEAKER_03]: pet me pet and it's friggin adorable and then you're like you can't and then you just rub his head and you pet him and he's like, look at you.
- 39:06[SPEAKER_03]: He gets back up on his hind legs again.
- 39:07[SPEAKER_03]: He starts doing this.
- 39:08[SPEAKER_03]: Like pet me.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like he asks for I've never had a cat in my life that asked to be pet.
- 39:14[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'll do that.
- 39:16[SPEAKER_02]: Not mine.
- 39:18[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
- 39:18[SPEAKER_15]: Breaking Bob are good.
- 39:21[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 39:22[SPEAKER_15]: I like naming the animals, human names.
- 39:25[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, we know.
- 39:26[SPEAKER_03]: My son is a cat named Scott.
- 39:28[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
- 39:30[SPEAKER_03]: Scott to cat.
- 39:31[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, that's awesome.
- 39:34[SPEAKER_02]: My last French bulldog, his name was Jake.
- 39:35[SPEAKER_02]: And I always would call Jake from State Farm.
- 39:38[SPEAKER_02]: Come here, Jake from State Farm.
- 39:39[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
- 39:41[SPEAKER_02]: That commercial came out where he was alive.
- 39:45[SPEAKER_15]: What's next?
- 39:46[SPEAKER_15]: My dogs are just dogs.
- 39:48[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, come on.
- 39:49[SPEAKER_15]: They don't do anything.
- 39:52[SPEAKER_15]: no specific dollars with no personality.
- 39:55[SPEAKER_03]: What level of responsibility do you have with the dollars?
- 39:58[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 39:59[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I feed them all the time.
- 40:01[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 40:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 40:02[SPEAKER_03]: You have to walk or are they walk?
- 40:05[SPEAKER_15]: I'm going to walk sometimes.
- 40:06[SPEAKER_15]: Are they doing any rich people before you feed them in the morning like?
- 40:10[SPEAKER_15]: Nope.
- 40:13[SPEAKER_15]: It's good to just talk.
- 40:15[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
- 40:15[SPEAKER_15]: It was boring, dog.
- 40:17[SPEAKER_07]: It was wonderful.
- 40:17[SPEAKER_07]: It was great.
- 40:18[SPEAKER_07]: It was great.
- 40:18[SPEAKER_07]: It was great.
- 40:19[SPEAKER_07]: It was great.
- 40:19[SPEAKER_15]: It was great.
- 40:20[SPEAKER_15]: It was great.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_15]: It was great.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_15]: It was great.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_15]: It was great.
- 40:22[SPEAKER_15]: It was great.
- 40:22[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:24[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:24[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:26[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:26[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:27[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_14]: It was great.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_15]: I just don't mean specific ritual these guys, but they don't like you like pet them or anything or play with something or like do something like that like scary juggler or like doodles.
- 40:39[SPEAKER_14]: Piper Piper is like a more of a true doodle where if you're sitting down she will come up and she will put her paw.
- 40:47[SPEAKER_14]: on you because she wants you to pet her.
- 40:51[SPEAKER_14]: She wants you to pay attention to her.
- 40:53[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
- 40:53[SPEAKER_14]: So if you don't pay attention to her, then she puts her pawn.
- 40:56[SPEAKER_14]: She breaks it across your leg.
- 40:58[SPEAKER_14]: Was that so hard?
- 40:59[SPEAKER_14]: That's not a ritual.
- 41:00[SPEAKER_14]: It's just being a dog.
- 41:02[SPEAKER_15]: But that's kind of what we're talking about.
- 41:04[SPEAKER_15]: Like still a stairs that you because you want to go outside.
- 41:06[SPEAKER_15]: Like, but in a different way past, his dog's a before-ported graphics with a family.
- 41:13[SPEAKER_15]: They didn't like three times as they were.
- 41:15[SPEAKER_02]: She's not bad.
- 41:16[SPEAKER_02]: She's not really sweet.
- 41:17[SPEAKER_02]: Just remember, he's rubbing his tongue.
- 41:19[SPEAKER_02]: Rose's family.
- 41:20[SPEAKER_15]: Bourbon watching dog sex.
- 41:23[SPEAKER_02]: And it just starts.
- 41:25[SPEAKER_02]: It's like the females.
- 41:26[SPEAKER_02]: All we starts it.
- 41:27[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, by now to bite down.
- 41:30[SPEAKER_15]: She was a horror man.
- 41:31[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, man.
- 41:31[SPEAKER_15]: Bitch is a horror.
- 41:32[SPEAKER_12]: You know what she says.
- 41:33[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.
- 41:34[SPEAKER_12]: I can't get in.
- 41:37[SPEAKER_12]: Let's go.
- 41:38[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.
- 41:39[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, my God.
- 41:40[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, boy.
- 41:41[SPEAKER_02]: What are you naming this?
- 41:43[SPEAKER_03]: I have so many I can't use right a moment in the hot tub.
- 41:50[SPEAKER_03]: I lick to the read.
- 41:55[SPEAKER_03]: Gregg is a blackout drunk.
- 41:59[SPEAKER_03]: That's my favorite at the moment.
- 42:01[SPEAKER_03]: A chimpanzee will smack you a rapid a four-pod Karen.
- 42:07[SPEAKER_03]: We can't use this, but I put down bourbon and dog sex.
- 42:13[SPEAKER_03]: That's going to be a reaction show.
- 42:15[SPEAKER_15]: That's not going to work.
- 42:17[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, no, no, no, no one's going to find that video.
- 42:20[SPEAKER_15]: If you put that at the table.
- 42:21[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, we blacklisted.
- 42:23[SPEAKER_03]: all right, you know, so I like either Greg is a blackout Trump or a chimpanzee will smack you around Matt like Greg is a blackout drop, but two G's That was not a Gregory that's a Greg All right there you go, and that's the right episode of Bench
- 42:49[SPEAKER_13]: That's another episode in the books.
- 42:52[SPEAKER_13]: What are you waiting for?
- 42:53[SPEAKER_13]: Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
- 42:55[SPEAKER_13]: Wow.
- 42:57[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, I guess not.
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