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Wild Wild West E10: Chicken & Associates, Demon Hunters · The Multiverse Collective

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In this whole thing, the only thing I know about anything in
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this campaign, the six eyed demon is hot.
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That's all I know. Being a Demon Hunter, I see my
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fair share of crazy things, but this, this is up there.
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While searching for the widows, still one upon three strange
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compadres fighting a meat sack wearing demon on a burned up
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homestead, I decided to lend a hand.
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I brought them back to my cabin to see if they knew anything
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about the widows. As I began educating them on
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demons, the little man they call Ichi began acting very strange.
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Must be something with that horse of his.
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Nonetheless, now I have a very attractive member of Lemain
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Noir, a freaked out foreigner with blessed hands, and an
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unconscious man with a fork wound sitting in my kitchen.
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The Multiverse. Collective.
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Where we last left off, we were in Matthew Chicken caches, log
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cabin, out in the woods, out kind of surrounding Amadeus
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Springs. Arthur had just asked a lot of
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pertinent questions. Itchy seemingly lost his horse,
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although he doesn't know that yet, and Slick Slick had his
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handkerchief complimented. In a non sexual way.
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Specifically. It was super sexual.
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I didn't make it weird at all. All right, whatever you do want
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to say. And I do believe Mr. Cash was
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preparing to answer Arthur's questions.
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First things first, boys, you need to meet up with Preacher
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King Curtis. He's a travelling preacher man
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who's kind of an ally of the Guild.
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He always finds a way to get in possession of certain weapons
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that are either blessed or cursed, but they'll help you get
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the job done if you cross paths with a demon.
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You know where you might find him.
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Last I saw him he was in Friendswood.
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It's about a two day ride from here.
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So he can he can give us the hook up with some silver.
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He can get you what you're looking for.
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If there's anything else so you guys are willing to part with
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anything, I can give you the sight.
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That way you can at least see what you're shooting at.
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What do you need? What do you have to offer?
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About free fitting. What could I give?
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You got silver coins? I'm not giving the way of silver
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coins. If you're scared of him, this
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man should be scared of him. That's not how Arthur's thinking
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right now. What exactly is the site?
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Well, all I know is once you come in contact with a demon now
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for you make a deal, you can see anything that's demon related,
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anyone who's been touched by him or any kind of findings that
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come along the way. That's how I knew this portal
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was going to be here. I could feel it.
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I can already tell. You got some of it and he's
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going to lean over and kind of nudge the unconscious itchy.
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He's got some of it, too. He's got a lot of demons in his
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blood, son. I don't.
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I don't think I have much to offer.
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I won't lie to you. About one of those soul coins.
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The what now? The little silver doodad you're
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carrying around in your pocket, I've seen you flooding with him.
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I'm going to take take one out and be like.
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How did you know about these? You never heard of a soul coin
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before? I told you to explain everything
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to me like I'm in the third, like a three-year old learning
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the. ABC's You made a deal with the
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Demon, didn't you? Not.
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I've been trying to get him to figure that out.
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OK, I'm going to attempt to think about it again and try and
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have a coherent memory about that whole 15 minutes instead of
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having it all jumbled up. So I'm not really sure what's
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going on. I'm going to.
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I'm going to hold the soul coin in my hand and squeeze it and
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think. I will give you fair warning
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that this is all you're able to remember without having full use
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of the site. It's all a jumbled mess.
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You have all the individual memories, you just can't put the
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puzzle together. The only time I was at a
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crossroad, I think it was some time recently it was some and my
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wife. Was I'm going to flick him a
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coin. Yeah, I think he's going to
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catch it in his hand and in doing so.
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One for both or do you need one for Itchy 2?
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I don't give a fuck about that dude yet.
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Let me find out what I need to find out first.
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Yeah, the moment the coin touches his hand, two things
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happen, Arthur. All of your memories flood back.
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They're completely coherent. You remember everything that
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happened. You remember why you did what
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you did. And Mr. Cash, you get an extra
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skill point. Oh, OK.
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So I need to change that to 19 coins.
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Yes, yes, OK. Dear God.
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Oh hey fellers. I think I hit my head something
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fierce. Son, you were you fell while we
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were chopping what out there, but you then you're not having
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like this this like seizure and I tied you to that chair for
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your own good. Like I would have.
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Such a fucking bad person anyway.
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Shit. Hey, Arthur.
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Thank you. I mean, I appreciate that.
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It's all good. You feeling better dude?
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You feeling better? Yeah, I mean.
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I'm going to walk my. Eye is kind of like throbbing.
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I had like this. Free pong This 4 pronged stick
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stuck into your leg. I just, I just ripped it out.
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Shit. Damn.
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Well it still kind of hurts to move, but you know.
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I mean Evander is a trained Dr., I guess I could get him to take
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a look at this. He's right outside, son, He's
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right outside. I think itchy, like, like
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wobbles slowly up to his feet and like, limps out the door and
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he's just like Evander. Evander where?
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Evander. Evander, I need your doctorate
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skills. Come on.
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Yeah, Evander comes over and doctors you up and you're able
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to just go back inside. You don't regain your health
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point, but you know. Yeah, oh, do I take any more
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health for being knocked the fuck out?
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No, we're going to say no for now.
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You're so paper thin and you know Arthur knocked you
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unconscious gently, in the way that only a friend could.
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Man, maybe this episode should be called Mixed Signals.
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I'm going to look at chicken and blood.
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So what do these soul coins, as you call them, do?
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Hang on back up, soul coins. It's a long story, but we'll
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explain it to you on the route to friend would, friends would,
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friends would. It's all good, but well, I'll
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explain everything that happened while you're unconscious when we
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start riding out. All right, all right.
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Sounds good. I'll just kind of sit.
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I'll just kind of sit over here in the corner and see if I can
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pick anything up. OK, yeah, you, you do that
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Itchy, you do that. OK, so.
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Chicken's going to spin the coin and then try to like stop it
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with his finger with it without falling over and he's just going
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to kind of look at Arthur and say, so you don't know how these
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are created is. This what brain damage feels
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like. Yes, son, I up until 33 seconds
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ago when I gave you that cone, I had no idea that I had met a
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crossroads demon. So.
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But you remember now, don't you? I do, yes.
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Would Ichi also remember? No, Ichi hasn't made any sort of
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trade for the site yet. So yeah, I need, I need, I need
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to know there's some reason why slicks wanted to stay away from
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these things and I need to know why.
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Well, they say once the soul's transferred to that epidemic,
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they go inside of these coins. So that means there's a coin
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somewhere out there has your pretty face on it.
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OK just answer me this quick question.
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What happens if I find said coin, regain it?
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Do I get my soul back? It's possible.
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Not many have been able to do that though.
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Heck, there's even a coin out there with my ugly mug on it.
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Damn well I'm from what that demon told me she she's going to
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ensure my revenge is sweet so. Did she tell you her name?
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Son, she looked like my wife. My wife died 8 years ago.
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Yeah, they're crafty bastards. I I couldn't have cared less in
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that moment what her, what her name was.
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She, she's the one woman I ever loved.
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And that's what she looked like. That's fair.
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That reminds me of a story. You know what, this one's on the
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House and I'm going to give him the sight.
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I think I just feel bad for him. Yeah.
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That's fair. Like he's been wheeled, he's
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been stabbed with a fork like, and ultimately he made him some
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really good. Pasta inside of your cheese.
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That's true, yeah. There is like a slowly
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congealing wheel of cheese full of pasta sitting in the middle
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of the table that you guys are just like ignoring as you're
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having this conversation, all those conversations.
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Itchy Itchy walks over to the table and he's like hey, y'all
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might want to eat that before. Oh dear God, I remember
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everything. Yeah, and Itchy, as you gain the
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sight, you have a full understanding of what you just
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did. You.
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Oh, God damn it. You're going to make me do
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another interlude. Fuck, yeah, we'll circle back to
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that. But essentially Itchy.
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You know fully, You know fully that you traded Evander to an
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incredibly powerful entity for a single meal of cheese.
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Yeah, just now. Ichi breaks down in tears.
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He never even belonged to you in the 1st place since he came
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back. You know he wasn't the same
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Evander. You fully know it's not the
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horse that you killed and it was the pissimile.
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But. Ichi stops crying.
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You're OK son, you you, you had like a full 4 second mental
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breakdown there. Yeah, this is pretty jarring to
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watch, I imagine. Arthur I feel the I feel the
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mental breakdown is is going to be much longer than 4 seconds
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and I, I fear that it's only just started.
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Do you? Want me to slap you again?
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Please. I think Chicken is going to tell
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the boys. I think there's a whole new
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world that you guys are going to understand doesn't operate on
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the same level as what it did before.
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You're going to see a lot of the Guild members that I'm a part
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of. We got bounties on our heads
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because, well, demons have the souls of anybody political.
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Any major importance. They want us dead because what,
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we kill them? There's there's one highly
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political man. That I am.
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Looking for Mr. Cash? Oh, I'm going to roll something
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here. When Niall thinks of something.
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Arthur drops the accent. I'm looking for a man.
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He goes by the name of Jebediah Rainey.
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It's. Like it's like you heard that
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too? Or is this just?
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We knew. Is this just?
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We talked about this, but. When?
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2 days ago. What?
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I've heard of them. Do you have any leads on this
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fine gentleman? Not this time.
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Am I faxing Liam myself too because I don't remember shit
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about this conversation? You talked about it on horses
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that you shut up when they talk. I've been put on one task and
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one task only, and that's to make sure that a bunch of soul
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coins don't end up in the wrong hands.
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I mean these soul coins are mine, not yours.
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When I'm talking about a lot of soul coins, I'm talking about a
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huge shipment of soul coins. Is it the 200 soul coins that
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were meant to go into Holy Cedar?
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It very well could be the two girls that had information on
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it. You told me we're dead.
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Yeah. Shit.
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Well, I can, I can give you. Let's do a trade of information
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here. You tell me where I can find out
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more about Jebediah Rene, and I'll tell you about the location
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where I killed those two lovely women of yours and where about
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the proximate location the the soul coins are or were because
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they were stolen from by the person who asked me to go and
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capture them. How about a counter offer?
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OK, how about you boys become, we'll say, partners to the
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Guild. You help us in long run, we help
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you. And I'm sure there's plenty of
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people in the Guild. They can get you that name, they
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can get you that location, you can get any anything you really
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need, but you have to be willing to help us out.
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Let me I. Reckon we'd do that?
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Sorry, I we may have discussed this.
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Apparently I don't remember anything about anything, so OK.
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Y'all three days ago you confronted Arthur about him
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being. It was literally yesterday, it
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was literally yesterday when we were on the on the ride into
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that town with the weird guy with the fiddle in the bar where
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the guy was, where we asked questions.
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Alarm. Yeah, horse alarm went off,
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which, which is weird. What the hell?
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Oh, all right, all right now. Now I'm following.
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Now I'm following. And then used to, oh, yeah,
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yesterday, or was it this morning?
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It might have been this morning, you confronted me saying, you
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know, you need to be honest with you and Slick blahdy blah, blah.
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And I was like, I'm hiding my identity, blahdy, blahdy, blah.
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And then Slick was like, I know. And then we continued writing,
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and that was it. Golly, I said that.
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Yes. Are we sure that I'm not a I'm
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not a demon myself? Look, man.
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CTE is a bitch. What day is it?
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Friday, I'm going to turn back. Let me just confer with my
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associates here. Obviously I have no prior
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engagements with any sort of association, but you know, this
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guy has a dressage small, a small doing dressage ranch.
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And I have no idea what Slick did before any of this.
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So, but apparently you've seen his handkerchief before, which,
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you know, which was really weird to say.
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I like your handkerchief and then Winker, that's why I got
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the mixed signal. That's like he.
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Knew what I was talking about. He might have, but the rest of
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us didn't. I'm loving this full mental
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breakdown. From everybody except Slick.
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Speaking of how, how would Slick feel about joining with the
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Guild? Because I don't know if like I
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know we talked a little bit about it, but like how what's
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the relationship between like Le Maine Noir and.
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The Guild, I mean, they, they run in the same circles, they
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know of each other, but I don't. So there wouldn't be any like
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taboo with working alongside. The no, I don't think so.
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I mean, I think you're just sort of beholden to not hurt Asmodeus
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and that's. That's all I was really
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concerned with. I just didn't know if there was
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any background there. God damn it, bless.
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You. That was like 36 sneezes I'm.
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Glad you got to witness one of Rye's.
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Epics that happens every single recording session without fail.
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She's allergic to us. Every single time I'm in, we're
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in a game where we both have a character.
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I'll always say bless you or ask if she's had the antihistamines
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that day. All right, well, to to keep it
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above board. The one thing that I thought
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that I had, I no longer have. So I've got I've got nothing
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that ties me to this mortal plane.
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I'm in for whatever. So sad, but it's in the itching
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voice. And the worst thing is I did it
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to myself for this now quickly congealing wheel of cheese so
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y'all better y'all better eat up this is this was a heinous
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decision on my part. I mean, technically you still do
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have your horse. If if everything if everything
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that is going on here is making any sense to me.
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I traded stuff and now have the strength to beat the man I want
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to kill. That is that is what I got from
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my deal. You apparently got a wheel of
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cheese and a demon horse like. The problem is Arthur.
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I feel like the issue is he got the wheel of cheese for the
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demon horse. Wait so he traded again?
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I'm so confused. That makes two of us.
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Why would you trade trade a demon horse for a wheel of
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cheese it? I didn't know I was trading my
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demon horse for a wheel of cheese.
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If I had known that, maybe I would have thought for a second.
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OK, OK. It's like a, it's like a turn
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back to chicken and just be like, I guess we'll take the
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deal. They'll be fine.
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I'll deal with it. Fair enough.
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Also, it's still not been explained what these soul coins
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do, except they have people's souls in.
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I need to know what I'm carrying in my pocket.
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That's what they do. You're carrying 19 souls in your
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pocket. OK, I'm going to put my hand in
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the pocket of 19 soul coins. What happens?
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OK, so I roll the die. You feel this surge of power
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kind of coursing through you as you stick your hand into your
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pocket and I think touching so many of them at once, you feel
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their collective conscience. You feel them.
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It's like your soul is brushing up against theirs, and you feel
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their desperation. And this is the first human
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contact they've had since they've been imprisoned.
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Damn. Yeah, they're just, they're
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calling out to you. They're begging you to save
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them. I'm.
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Going to take my hand out and be like what happens if we kill the
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demon that made the coins? And the deal's broken.
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I'm going to. I'm in.
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I'll fucking do it. I'll do what you need.
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Well, First things first, stay away from Galveston.
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That's going to be my first an only warning.
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I mean, I knew Galveston was. I know people call Galveston
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hell on earth, but I didn't realize it was that serious.
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Before I left, they told me there's a lot of activity
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growing there. It's seems to be concentrated
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for some reason. I can feel it just being here.
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No shit. I'm going to look at Slick.
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I'm having revelations here. I'm having.
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I'm watching it man. You're everything.
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Watch. I'm going to look at Slick and
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be like, was that man on the horse the other day, the one
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that like for some reason stopped all presence of movement
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when the sheriff died like a demon?
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Oh, I remember that. Yeah, that's why I said we
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shouldn't go after it. OK.
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That was something bigger. Did we have a conversation who
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we figured out who it was? No, I must have missed that.
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We don't know who it was. All right.
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But I can tell you that it's more powerful than whatever the
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hell you guys dealt with your crossroads.
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But some for some reason it did seem familiar because at that
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moment I sort of had the first inkling of remembering
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everything. Yeah.
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Yeah, I don't know if it was just I could just be a quink
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quinky dink, but fuck right. So I suppose you should know.
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Oh shit, piss boy. Oh shit, oh shit.
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Piss piss boy. Mr. Cash, are you like my boss
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now? Is this how it works?
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We're we're all on the same level.
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Oh, sick. OK, chicken.
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You can just call me Matt or Mr. Cash.
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Please don't call me Chicken. OK, Matt.
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OK, we'll stick with that. You are going to Holy Cedar,
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correct? You've got to go and pick up.
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You've got to go through Holy Cedar to go and get those coins.
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Well, right now I'm just doing some digging up.
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I'm going to need a whole lot more than just me for what's
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about to happen. OK, OK, OK.
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I don't give a fuck about the rest of the people in that town.
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There is one man. I made him sheriff.
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He's only a small young child. You talking about piss boy?
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I'm talking about piss boy. Yeah, I meant.
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He really gets around. No kidding.
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Piss boy, I never even learned his name, but you know, he's
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young, he's impressionable, and if this demon motherfucker is
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going to make him his bitch, I don't want that to happen to
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him. When we leave here I'll be sure
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to reach out to the Guild. We'll get pissed boy the right
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protection he needs. And then what the fuck was the
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name of the judge? Oh shit.
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Coolidge. Yeah, Jennifer Coolidge, Judge
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I. Think his name was Calvin.
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Judge Coolidge had the coins had and then your two now very
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deceased gal pals stole them and then hit him in the woods about
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40 like a 30 minute ride down past it.
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Wait, were they the good guys all along?
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Yes, it's a whole thing. Dear God, what have we done?
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What has Arthur done that's on him?
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Yeah, I didn't know they had a bounty.
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Like I'm a bounty hunter. It's it's one of those things.
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I'm going to pass him my book. I'm going to pass Matt my book
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and be like, just look through there, tell me if anybody else I
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have killed is part of the Guild and then let me know about this
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one at the top. And it's obvious it's Byron
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Black on the line. I'm also looking for him because
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he should have answers for what I need to know.
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Hey, you know what? If we're if we're passing names,
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Matt does. Does the name Ezekiel
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Blankenship ring any bells? No, not Ezekiel.
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Should it? What do you mean not Ezekiel?
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Should it ring bells to me? The way you said it feels like
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you know another Blankenship. Does he know another
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Blankenship? I don't necessarily think he
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would know Ezekiel. Ezekiel's kind of a lower level
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player compared to the folks that you've been dealing with.
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You may have heard the name in passing just because he is
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associated with Jr. On occasion, but he wouldn't be
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somebody that you've like actively sought knowledge on.
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OK. Oh, boys, names are names.
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I knew the widow was a little bit better just because I worked
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side by side with him and he's going to going to slide the book
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back to Arthur. Pick it up.
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Put in his pocket again. Yeah, I, I don't think he would
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specifically know Byron Black, other than the fact that he is a
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fairly notorious, you know, hit man who's worked the area for
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the last few years. I think Ichi is nursing a TBI
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right now so I don't think Ichi knows what the hell is going on.
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I think Matt will look at Slick and he'll say, how familiar are
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you with Lemain Noir? You carry their symbol.
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What about a man? What is that the the black Hand?
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Wow. Actually, yes it is.
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Yeah, I speak a little bit of French.
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No, it's German. This slick's going to stay
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quiet, I guess, and see what you're going to say about it,
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because he's more curious to know what you know.
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If you're familiar with them, you can answer your buddy's
27:36
question. Sorry.
27:43
About Byron Black you're talking about?
27:45
Yeah. Above table, above table.
27:49
I fucking called it fucking when I went down the rabbit hole a
27:52
couple weeks ago. Slicks is going to shake his
27:55
head and go. I don't know nothing about Byron
27:59
Black. If I did, I'd have told.
28:03
Him. No.
28:04
Maybe a bit more careful when you're carrying around things
28:06
that belong to certain things. He's gonna wink again.
28:14
Oh, do we need to leave the room?
28:15
No, no, no, no, no. Apparently this handkerchief is
28:19
really important for some reason.
28:20
You missed a lot while you're unconscious.
28:23
They're not gay. Well, I was going to say I
28:28
support you all if if that were the case.
28:42
OK, So what you're telling me here is Le Maine Noir has the
28:49
answers to Byron Black, and he's going to write that in his book
28:53
about I'll be sure to find somebody and ask them questions.
28:56
And I bet Byron Black has the answer to Ezekiel.
28:59
I can bring it to him. I know a lot of them.
29:02
Wait, what? He points at the handkerchief
29:04
and goes. How do you think I know all this
29:06
shit man? Was there no other signs?
29:09
Like is there no other signs to see if someone's part of the
29:13
main wild other than the handkerchief?
29:18
You're forgetting about your playing cards like.
29:20
Well, I'm not going to tell them you're.
29:22
Forgetting about your OK. Do you know where I'm going to
29:27
look at Matt and be like, do you know any of any other ways?
29:31
Well, no, without information. I just noticed his handkerchief
29:36
and it's a pretty prominent symbol.
29:39
Most people don't just carry that around.
29:41
Oh, I had a feeling it might come in handy.
29:44
Yeah. Between I, he, he, he looks at
29:49
Matt and goes. I I I feel like I got a couple
29:52
warnings I should give to you coming from The Maine Noir.
29:56
First of all, I know you don't like it, but from now on, you
30:00
should probably go buy chicken. Don't say your real name
30:02
anymore. Name set power.
30:04
It's a real problem. There's a reason nobody knows my
30:07
real name. Second of all, I'm sure you know
30:10
who this is, but Don Ruiz is in town, so keep your eye out.
30:15
Right. I'm going to like, is there any,
30:16
like there's any whiskey or anything on the shelf in this
30:22
cabin? Yeah.
30:24
Yep, there's I'm going to stand up, grab the bottle of whiskey
30:27
and shove it into Itch's hand and just be like, fucking take a
30:30
good swig of that. That'll be real.
30:33
Great fix for a traumatic brain injury.
30:36
You forget about the. Price from Arthur.
30:39
Hell, it's like a look at the other guys and go while we're
30:42
here and we're talking about it, this place is the last place
30:46
either of you will ever say your real names.
30:48
Itchy. We don't know yours.
30:49
You go by Itchy. You're doing a good job already.
30:52
Arthur, You fucked up. You told us your real name
30:55
yesterday or this morning, whenever that was.
30:57
I've been telling you my real name the whole time.
30:59
Yeah, you need to stop. Figure something else out.
31:03
There's a reason I go by Slick. Yeah, fuck knows.
31:07
I'll figure something out. You know me, it's I normally
31:13
throw fists first, ask questions later, like.
31:17
As long as you don't say your last name, you should be fine.
31:20
I don't think. I think only I've only said my
31:23
last name once in the last, yeah.
31:26
When you told us who you were. Yep.
31:29
So yeah, that's the only time you were the only people who
31:31
heard my name in in the whole of.
31:33
Are we? Yeah.
31:35
There were three of us there, Arthur.
31:38
Oh shit, the fucking demon horse.
31:40
Oh shit, God damn. It wherever, wherever that thing
31:46
is, it knows your name. Fuck.
31:48
OK, Yeah. Speaking of wherever that thing
31:52
is, where's he? Where's Evander?
31:56
Evander's in hell. You traded him for a wheel of
31:59
cheese. Oh yeah.
32:03
That's fine, That's where he's from anyway, so.
32:07
I had a whole thing I was going to do with Evan.
32:09
I also had a whole thing I was going to do with Evan.
32:12
Then he this slick looks back at chicken and goes.
32:16
So from now on, I know you hate it.
32:17
You're chicken, you understand. Yeah, we'll let it slide down.
32:22
I don't think name seems to be the thing that you're most
32:23
scared of though. Well, I think you need to be a
32:27
little bit more scared of it too.
32:30
When it's my time, it's my time. OK, I my my name is now Pete
32:39
Smith. How do you spell that?
32:49
How do you say the? Correct.
32:51
Way, thank God. PEAT.
32:57
PEAT is for my heart and my heart only, thank you very much.
33:01
And no, I don't want my son's name to be taken by the demons.
33:05
And I'm smelling Smith with an E at the end.
33:08
Perfect. All right, yeah, like I said,
33:13
Chicken Don Ruiz is in the area looking for me, so.
33:17
Well, as long as I don't cross him at night time he'll be safe.
33:22
I'll get you a why at night time.
33:26
Did I miss something? This whole no, in those 15
33:29
minutes that we left you alone earlier, did you have like a
33:31
whole conversation that we weren't Privy to or?
33:35
Well, yes, but that wasn't part of it.
33:37
I mean, you left it. What the hell else we're going
33:38
to do? Sit here and stare at each
33:39
other? What the fuck?
33:40
I mean, I mean, we know burn in the sun, so they come out at
33:44
night. I mean, do demons burn in the
33:48
sun? I'm going to look straight at
33:50
that chicken. I mean, it was daytime when we
33:51
fought that one outside, right? Like.
33:54
No, they don't just like you, you boys.
33:57
I I have a little extra oomph I got from a demon and let's just
34:03
say I'm pretty good with my firearms at night time.
34:08
Oh, OK. I know what I'm thinking of.
34:11
I was thinking of draculars. Oh, that's just the superstition
34:19
made by mothers to make the children not go outside at
34:21
night. Yeah, I know.
34:23
That's a fiction book. I read Bram Stoker.
34:26
Oh, I forgot you were from a dressage ranch that was known
34:30
worldwide. Yeah, I know.
34:33
My, I know. My voice doesn't really give it
34:35
away, but I was a bit of a worldly gentleman in her past
34:38
life is. There any other questions you
34:41
boys have? I have several, but I don't
34:43
think any of them are going to be answered at the moment.
34:45
Fair enough. Is I don't know how to word this
34:50
question. I've got so many thoughts going
34:53
around my head, right? My brain can't handle all this
34:58
information that my it's absorbing from the last six
35:01
months of us playing this game. Yeah, this pay off is even
35:07
sweeter than I imagined it would be.
35:10
You've got to see me flap my arms and punch my chair so.
35:20
Is there any telltale signs for people who have made deals with
35:25
demons? You'll be able to see it now you
35:28
have the sight. What am I looking for?
35:31
Arthur, look at your arms. Yeah, I'm cool.
35:37
I'm swole. I'm looked.
35:39
Real close at your arms. And Arthur, you would see the
35:43
thread wrapped around your arms. Is it like tied in a oh, it's
35:48
like a void? Oh, that doesn't seem healthy.
35:53
You'd notice that itchy has the same thread.
35:56
Does that mean can I look at chicken and see if he has a
36:00
thread that is the same as ours? When you look at chicken, you
36:05
don't see a thread. You see the face of a demon when
36:10
you look truly into his eyes. OK, so not.
36:14
A fan of that didn't realise that was the situation.
36:16
That is fucking horrific. Yeah.
36:19
He has like he has the ability to like essentially put a
36:22
glamour over himself so that he doesn't look horrific to those
36:26
with the sight. But when you.
36:28
Concentrate. You can.
36:30
Shit, the one thing I've not done since I have the sight, I'm
36:32
going to pull a fucking soul clone out and actually look at
36:35
it and look and actually see what's going on.
36:38
Oh yeah, I mean, if we could do that here, throw it on the
36:42
table, I want to see one. Yeah, I'll put it down like in
36:44
the centre of the table. Yeah, you pull a coin out and
36:50
it's intricate and it's beautiful.
36:53
And the face looks at you, Arthur, and it looks a lot like
36:59
Grace Kelly in her features. And it's familiar, Arthur.
37:07
It's so familiar. Can I roll and analyze?
37:11
Is that what I do? You don't have.
37:12
To roll and analyze, Arthur, you already know exactly what this
37:16
is and what this means, and someone has to be messing with
37:22
you for this to be here in Texas where you are.
37:27
How many thousands of miles this coin must have travelled to make
37:32
it here, Arthur? Hey, Arthur, you're looking a
37:40
little pale there, brother. I'm going to pick up the coin.
37:45
I'm going to put it like in the breast pocket of my jacket or
37:51
whatever it is. I'm going to stand up.
37:55
I'm going to open the door. I'm going to put me hat back on.
37:59
I'm going to be like I'm going for a walk.
38:02
If you hear anything, do not come out of this fucking house
38:06
or I'll hurt you too. I need several moments alone and
38:14
I'm going to like slam the door behind me and just walk into the
38:17
middle of the forest. Slick, Slick looks over at it
38:20
and goes, what do you think he's going to do with that coin?
38:22
That was a pretty hot picture on there.
38:26
Unspeakable things, the locks of which I don't even want to
38:30
consider. He must have winked at him.
38:37
The tell tale signs when a coin winks back at you, it's on Fuck.
38:52
This is my favorite. Honestly like you said it and
38:57
then my my eyes started tearing up.
38:59
I was like, if I have a conversation now after the
39:01
crying ones today, after the edit for the fucking episode, Oh
39:08
fuck. I'm going to go through the
39:10
other kinds. Yeah, because if there's one of,
39:12
if there's one of my wife, why wouldn't there be one of my son?
39:15
You don't find one of your son, you find other people you find
39:24
not anyone that you would recognise.
39:27
They're just also very normal looking.
39:30
They all look so normal and they all look at you and their eyes
39:35
are sad and they're desperate and all of these people, when
39:39
your fingers graze their coins, you feel them cry out to you for
39:43
help. And when you touch your wife's
39:46
coin, when you touch Clarissa's coin, you just feel a sigh of
39:51
relief, like her waiting is finally over and she trusts you
39:57
to help her fix this. Fuck, fuck you, right?
40:02
Out of curiosity, what kind? Of skill point does your wife's
40:04
coin give? Yeah, Arthur, do you want to use
40:08
your wife's? Remaining.
40:10
Is it a horn point? I'm not, I'm not using.
40:13
I'm not. I need.
40:16
Several points for monogamy. Well.
40:22
We can be sure it ain't analyzed because she couldn't read.
40:25
Right. So now free his head, he's got
40:27
to be like, there's got to be a way on the coins to figure out
40:30
who, who, who made the coins. So I'm going to like, burst back
40:34
in to the cabin, Jesus Christ. Arthur Well, I was quick.
40:41
Shut your fucking mouse for a minute boys.
40:43
I'm going to look straight at chicken and be like, is there
40:46
any fucking way for me to find out who made these fucking
40:48
coins? Maybe.
40:50
That's not the answer I fucking wanted.
40:52
That's the only one I got. I got it.
40:55
Turn it over, Arthur. I'll turn the coin over.
40:59
Six eyes, three sets of eyeballs on the back of the coin.
41:05
There's your demon. OK, OK, I flip it back over.
41:10
And chicken. You would recognize the three
41:13
sets of eyes. You would know that is Lilith's
41:19
Insignia. Well, you're going to have a
41:23
hard time on your hands there, boy.
41:26
Don't talk, Don't call me boy when we're talking about my
41:28
fucking wife. Tell me who this fucking demon
41:30
is and where I can find this fucking bitch and I'm going to
41:34
go and fuck her shit up. Arthur, what have we talked
41:39
about? I don't.
41:42
Care that that is a demon on that coin.
41:44
You are going to be respectful one way or another.
41:47
God damn. It I'm going to turn and look at
41:50
Itchy and this like the last time I looked at Itchy and it
41:53
was like a like a gaze that was like God fearing gaze.
41:56
It was like, oh, I'm looking for a man who has information about
42:00
the man who killed my wife. But this time it's more of AI
42:03
will fucking kill you if you say one more word.
42:06
Look, and I'm going to look back at chicken and be like, I need
42:11
the fucking information now. I think Chicken will stand up
42:15
and be a lot more assertive and attempting to be intimidating
42:21
and he's going to just do his best to not raise his voice, but
42:24
it's going to increase. You want to, you want to just
42:29
fight everything and, and do everything.
42:31
You, you don't even understand who owns that soul boy.
42:36
That's Lilith. Do you know how many demons I've
42:39
killed? Do you know how many people I've
42:42
watched be tortured and and just strung out for just uttering her
42:49
name incorrectly? Do I look like a man who gives a
42:53
fuck about what you've been through at this moment in time?
42:56
It's not just me, I want her dead too.
42:59
Son, I I haven't got much left in this world.
43:03
Oh God, she was my world. But when someone, when you, when
43:11
you've spent the last eight years looking for a man who you
43:14
believed killed your fucking wife, to find out that your
43:17
wife's soul is in one of these fucking coins, you know how much
43:21
fucking strain that puts on a man.
43:24
I can imagine it's taxing and. Now you're telling me that just
43:28
because these other people, other people who tried to
43:33
fucking attacked this Lilith woman didn't succeed, I won't.
43:39
I'm when I made this deal with this crossroad demon, she said
43:44
she's going to ensure my revenge.
43:46
That means some like, yeah, maybe I can die, but she's
43:50
promised my revenge. So I will kill Jebediah Rainey.
43:54
I will have my revenge. So I'm by the way, right above
43:59
table. I'm using your words against you
44:01
here because you said in remember, listen to it today.
44:03
You said I am going to ensure that you have your revenge.
44:08
I meant what I said. If I have to die and come back
44:14
to life to fuck up the man and the woman who has fucked my
44:18
life, I will do that. You don't understand what I
44:22
wouldn't give to fucking make sure that my wife and my son
44:27
rest peacefully. I will do what the Guild wants
44:30
me to do, but there's some shit I need to do.
44:34
It's like a walk over and he'll, he'll, he'll set a hand on
44:39
Arthur's shoulder and just be like, Arthur, if you want to do
44:41
this, I can help you do it. I know someone who can get us
44:46
the power to kill another demon. We have a way to kill other
44:51
demons. We've just been told we've got
44:52
to go to to find this preacher in Friends Wood.
44:58
That's how we're going to kill the smaller ones.
45:01
These elder demons are sub mounts.
45:04
You notice how I don't have any ties?
45:07
You notice how I still have the site?
45:10
I assumed you had the smarts about you, yeah.
45:14
I I know a demon that can get you the power you need.
45:18
I don't know if I would he would make another deal with a demon
45:22
now that he knows his wife is in a coin.
45:24
Yeah, that's fair. I don't think you have to
45:28
necessarily make a deal with another demon.
45:30
I think what you decide to do with all the information you've
45:34
been presented today, which I think is very overwhelming for
45:36
someone who didn't fully comprehend.
45:40
I mean, even like the very fabric that your world is
45:43
created from before 30 minutes ago, this has been a lot.
45:49
He'll, he'll, he'll just sort of look at Arthur and be like, take
45:52
a breath, we can do this, but it's not going to be easy.
45:59
Arthur's going to turn around. Shout, fuck and then punch Like
46:03
the wall. The wood cabin.
46:07
These these wood shopping hands have punched the wooden wall.
46:11
Well, normally I would say Evander could fix that, but.
46:15
Itchy, we'll deal with your horse.
46:17
That's a whole another issue we're going to have to deal with
46:19
and I'll turn a look at chicken and be like, is there anything
46:22
else we need to know? No, if, if we happen to cross
46:26
paths, I'll be sure to help you guys out as much as I can and
46:30
I'm sure I'll be in. I think Arthur's got something
46:41
to say, but I'm not sure. I'm going to turn around to
46:46
chicken and I'm going to can I make a roll to see how well I
46:50
can draw a picture of Pete. Yes, I would love nothing more
46:54
in the world than if you made a roll.
46:57
What would you want me to roll? Roll the D20I.
47:01
I know it this is AD 6 game but this is going to be a sliding
47:05
scale and your D sixes are loaded and this needs to be from
47:09
the heart. 19. Fucking God damn it, that's.
47:19
My secret, Captain, all my guys are loaded.
47:22
It's a very nice picture of your son Arthur, your infant son.
47:28
I'm going to turn. Just like him.
47:30
I'm going to turn to more than for it.
47:32
To be a stick thing. I'm going to turn RIP the page
47:38
out of me me book. I'm going to turn to chicken and
47:40
like, give it to him and say if you, if you find a coin with
47:44
this boy's face on it, I want it.
47:47
I can do that for you. Before you guys do leave, I do
47:52
need to stress something to you, especially you.
47:57
He knows your names. Does he know your names, Pete
48:00
now? Did you tell him that he's
48:02
you're? Telling me my name is now Pete.
48:04
Pete, you do realize the power of Christ doesn't compel your
48:09
hands, right? And with that, we are going to
48:15
end the episode. Just fucking beautiful.
48:29
Nobody, nobody, nobody about. I woke up from a night of dream
48:48
and you were dare sleeping next to me.
48:52
I closed my eyes, but I. Couldn't see you.
48:56
Hey, hey, I'm popping in here to give the shout out to thanks for
48:59
this episode. First of all, a huge thank you
49:03
to Noodle for joining us. Absolutely go check him out on
49:07
laughs and loot. Zach, Jesse, Michael, Andrew,
49:12
all very funny, talented people and they've really become a
49:17
pretty good friends in the in the discord for both of our
49:22
shows. And while you're there checking
49:25
them out also, if you like lapse and loot and you like Jesse,
49:30
check out her and Maggie Zach's wife's podcast, 2 girls, 1
49:36
brain. It's very funny.
49:38
They do a lot of like conspiracy theory stuff.
49:42
They did recently a inanimate object bracket tournament who
49:47
would win in a fight, which was hilarious fun in the discord to
49:51
Duke it out. Just everybody involved in both
49:55
of those shows are just awesome people.
49:58
And I know I speak for all four of us on the Multiverse
50:02
Collective when I say love you, miss you hags.
50:24
Nobody to hold us back. Nobody to complicated, Nobody to
50:29
keep us down. No, no.
50:32
Nobody to touch us. How?
50:34
Nobody to get frustrated. Nobody to stop us now.