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- 0:00[SPEAKER_04]: Well, cook the drinking throw.
- 0:09[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, welcome to drinking bro's fake news.
- 0:11[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody bringing you the reals.
- 0:13[SPEAKER_04]: Fake his snooves from over the weekend.
- 0:16[SPEAKER_04]: Unfortunately, at the top of the show, we've got real news.
- 0:21[SPEAKER_04]: Here, Anthony, you are heading out after the show.
- 0:25[SPEAKER_04]: To go to your buddy's funeral there.
- 0:27[SPEAKER_04]: We put this on screen.
- 0:30[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, I know, in Dringabro sports earlier, you said anybody was welcome to come.
- 0:36[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
- 0:36[SPEAKER_04]: And you encouraged it's, um, I do, yeah.
- 0:40[SPEAKER_14]: Well, he's, uh, good friend of mine for a very long time.
- 0:43[SPEAKER_14]: He's a paratrooper in the 82nd.
- 0:46[SPEAKER_14]: Um, and he was, uh,
- 0:49[SPEAKER_14]: It was Sarah Varoto's right hand man for about a decade over at Independence Fund and other organizations that we all work with.
- 0:57[SPEAKER_14]: He was one of the guys helping Americans get out of fucked up places around the world for a long time that you've heard me talk about working with and it's we don't have time to talk about everything but.
- 1:10[SPEAKER_14]: You can come here about some of it.
- 1:12[SPEAKER_14]: If you'd like, come to Weddington Methodist Church, Weddington WeddingTON for those retards in the crowd, if you don't know how to spell and there's plenty of mungus.
- 1:24[SPEAKER_14]: Actually did that in basic training one time.
- 1:26[SPEAKER_14]: Somebody, they were trying to figure the drill instructor was trying to figure out how to spell something.
- 1:30[SPEAKER_14]: And I said,
- 1:31[SPEAKER_14]: though a word and a second word as we put them together, that's how you spell the word and he was like, that's the most infantry shit I've ever heard in my life.
- 1:39[SPEAKER_14]: But yeah, come to Weddington Methodist Church, it's in Weddington, North Carolina, services start at 2 p.m. Eastern tomorrow.
- 1:50[SPEAKER_04]: And the address is 13901 Providence Road in Wettington, North Carolina, 28104.
- 1:57[SPEAKER_04]: So if you're in that area and want to pop on houts, that'd be excellence.
- 2:03[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 2:04[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry about your friend, ma'am.
- 2:08[SPEAKER_04]: socks 49.
- 2:09[SPEAKER_14]: That's a way to fucking young dude.
- 2:11[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I mean it's ironic actually because he's the I think the the 50th person from the war that I've known that's died now Are you kidding?
- 2:22[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, and he we we are certain that He had
- 2:29[SPEAKER_14]: I would just turn 50.
- 2:30[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, off of go cancer from burn pits.
- 2:34[SPEAKER_14]: So if you're out there and you were supposed that should go fucking get yourself checked out.
- 2:39[SPEAKER_14]: Keep an eye on it.
- 2:40[SPEAKER_04]: No.
- 2:41[SPEAKER_14]: Yep.
- 2:43[SPEAKER_04]: Now let's get to the fake news, literally here at the top of the show, Trump banned the media.
- 2:50[SPEAKER_04]: This was a fun one over the weekend, the White House on Saturday, denied access to journalists
- 2:58[SPEAKER_04]: MS now, which is still not a great name, or M. Snow's, my wife likes to call it, and Politico, following through with U.S. President Donald Trump's announcement that he would ban them from the building's grounds.
- 3:10[SPEAKER_04]: All three new, news outlets, excuse me, news outlets, separately said their team's press passes were confiscated on Saturday morning when their journalist went to the White House,
- 3:21[SPEAKER_04]: They have signaled that they may contests the ban on the grounds that it conflicts with U.S. Constitution's first amendment protections for free speech and a free press.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if that's true.
- 3:37[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, let's start off with the legalities of this first.
- 3:40[SPEAKER_04]: Does this violate the first amendment like they're saying?
- 3:44[SPEAKER_04]: And I've got to quite a few updates on this story because it's all going on right now here in the background as we speak.
- 3:51[SPEAKER_04]: But does this violate the first amendment?
- 3:53[SPEAKER_04]: And should you be on the plane and then in the the press pool?
- 3:59[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
- 4:01[SPEAKER_14]: Because what would be the violation exact?
- 4:03[SPEAKER_14]: That's what I'm trying to figure out.
- 4:04[SPEAKER_04]: Like what what designates a news organization and when truthfully they're all opinionated.
- 4:11[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, and what's a free press, free to do what exactly, um, like, they can't go into a skiff.
- 4:20[SPEAKER_14]: They can't, there's a lot of places the press can't grow.
- 4:23[SPEAKER_14]: Why not why not why the White House not be one of them.
- 4:26[SPEAKER_14]: I get it.
- 4:27[SPEAKER_14]: So when determining constitutionality, one of the things they look at is precedent as well.
- 4:33[SPEAKER_14]: And obviously it's been precedent to have journalists and the White House for a very long time.
- 4:38[SPEAKER_14]: Um, how many?
- 4:41[SPEAKER_14]: is I guess a question?
- 4:43[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
- 4:47[SPEAKER_14]: What would the comment be exactly?
- 4:50[SPEAKER_14]: They only want right-wing press there.
- 4:55[SPEAKER_14]: So that means you're declaring that you're left-wing.
- 5:01[SPEAKER_14]: I guess I don't
- 5:06[SPEAKER_14]: The Constitution doesn't give every journalist an unconditional right to enter the White House.
- 5:11[SPEAKER_14]: That's just not true.
- 5:12[SPEAKER_14]: But there is a case, a Cheryl versus Knight and DC Circuit Court in 1977 where the Court recognized that the public generally has no constitutional right to enter the White House.
- 5:22[SPEAKER_14]: But once the government voluntarily establishes the White House press facilities and makes them available to bonify journalists, it cannot administer that access arbitrarily.
- 5:31[SPEAKER_14]: So it's got to be some reason for it.
- 5:34[SPEAKER_14]: D.C.
- 5:35[SPEAKER_14]: Circuit Court reinforced that last year in Attabov versus Leavitt, as in Caroline Leavitt.
- 5:40[SPEAKER_14]: The White House has broad power to establish credentialing rules, including security and logistical requirements, but rules governing access to the White House press area are subject to some constitutional scrutiny.
- 5:52[SPEAKER_14]: So I'm guessing this is going to get challenged in Trump's first term he banned.
- 5:56[SPEAKER_14]: a car or tried to ban a costil and one other person in the camera who was and they sued and their credentials were given back to them.
- 6:03[SPEAKER_14]: So, I assume that this is not going to fly.
- 6:07[SPEAKER_14]: No, okay.
- 6:09[SPEAKER_14]: No, I assume.
- 6:10[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe who knows?
- 6:11[SPEAKER_14]: I have no idea.
- 6:12[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe they don't challenge it just to martyr themselves or something, but they care more about their bosses will not allow that because they care more about ratings than they do about the country.
- 6:24[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
- 6:25[SPEAKER_04]: And here's the updates that are going on in the background here.
- 6:28[SPEAKER_04]: So ABC, CBS, NBC, of all agreed to suspend their pulled coverage of President Trump after the White House block CNN and M. Snow.
- 6:40[SPEAKER_04]: Fox News is a shocker to me.
- 6:44[SPEAKER_04]: They are now in this as well.
- 6:46[SPEAKER_04]: And they
- 6:48[SPEAKER_04]: any by CNN and I'm so in the rest of these guys and saying they're out of here, Bluke go to this clip on CNN right now, here.
- 6:56[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, that pretty much knocks out every single TV network.
- 7:01[SPEAKER_04]: from correct to cross the board.
- 7:02[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 7:02[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like CW.
- 7:03[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 7:04[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, look, we should only be listening to the internet anyways, because that's where no people actually exist.
- 7:13[SPEAKER_14]: And it's only Russian, Chinese, and Iranian bonds.
- 7:18[SPEAKER_14]: That's, that's where you get real information.
- 7:21[SPEAKER_14]: I know.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_04]: Hang on, haven't some audio issues stand like.
- 7:27[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, it could be Brian Stelter's head though.
- 7:29[SPEAKER_04]: To be real, I'm looking at it right now.
- 7:32[SPEAKER_14]: I know satellite could have gone off that.
- 7:33[SPEAKER_14]: You know how old he is?
- 7:35[SPEAKER_14]: Guess 48.
- 7:39[SPEAKER_14]: 41.
- 7:39[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, that's real young to look like that.
- 7:43[SPEAKER_04]: That is real fucking young to look like that.
- 7:46[SPEAKER_05]: I just troubleshoot in this issue.
- 7:47[SPEAKER_05]: Will have it up soon.
- 7:48[SPEAKER_04]: Now you're good.
- 7:50[SPEAKER_04]: Even Fox cut away from Vance, JD Vance right now.
- 7:54[SPEAKER_04]: 40 minutes ago during a speech and said, hey, we'll get back to you if there's any actual news to report here.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_04]: Things are getting chippy personally for me when I heard this story over the weekend and I was following it.
- 8:09[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care.
- 8:11[SPEAKER_04]: I really don't care if any major news out that is actually the White House covering the White House.
- 8:19[SPEAKER_04]: I don't really give a shit to you.
- 8:21[SPEAKER_14]: Um, no, I think this is all manufactured, and I don't mean the banning them or them being mad that they're banned, but the entire White House press corps in general.
- 8:33[SPEAKER_14]: I think it's, I think it's delusional to think that something meaningful happens at the White House and enough that somebody needs to be there with a fucking camera at a microphone.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_14]: What are we talking about?
- 8:44[SPEAKER_14]: Go live your lives.
- 8:47[SPEAKER_14]: That's pretty simple.
- 8:48[SPEAKER_14]: Go fucking hang out with your kids, man, and drink some beers, and put all your fucking red hats and your pussy hats in the garbage for fucks sake and stop listening to these assholes talk so much, because it's ruining our brains that really is, there's so many better things to talk about.
- 9:09[SPEAKER_14]: You could a single one sheeter every day.
- 9:13[SPEAKER_14]: That's what the White House press course should put out.
- 9:17[SPEAKER_14]: Um, just a bluff bottom line up front and then I'll look like, I don't give a fuck about any of this and then I know right in the morning just like the PDB the presence will daily breathe.
- 9:29[SPEAKER_14]: I know immediately
- 9:31[SPEAKER_14]: that none of this shit matters and I can go fuck and do whatever else I was going to do that day.
- 9:36[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, what I mean, I just, it's so, it's so, it's so self-important to think, like, oh man, we got to be there, if I don't tell the story no one will.
- 9:47[SPEAKER_14]: And what story, motherfucker, that Trump tried to rename the White House white America, you know whatever?
- 9:53[SPEAKER_14]: He's just trying to rename everything America.
- 9:55[SPEAKER_14]: You think that's entertaining at this point now.
- 9:57[SPEAKER_14]: It's monotonous, tedious bullshit.
- 10:00[SPEAKER_04]: Um, the other thing that's, uh, I'll look back at Biden on, uh, and actually give him credit forwarders that he never talked and never gave a speech or never did anything, well, that's because he wasn't alive.
- 10:10[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he wasn't alive, but also, it told me how unimportant these guys actually are.
- 10:16[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
- 10:16[SPEAKER_14]: And so I was like, all right, we didn't hear shit out of there.
- 10:19[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, I'll do the only thing I would like to have as constants surveillance on them.
- 10:22[SPEAKER_14]: I don't care about the news media who are,
- 10:25[SPEAKER_14]: they're either literally getting greased to say what the institutions want them to say or they purchase access to the institution by not going too hard and either one of those are compelling to me I don't give a fuck about either one of those people have to say frankly so
- 10:48[SPEAKER_14]: What's the what's the point of all of it?
- 10:49[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not saying you shouldn't pay attention to the news and know what's going on in the world and all that bullshit You should be informed But yeah, we should have if I don't care about these jibronies trying to tell me what the fuck's going on and their version of analysis They don't know what the fuck they're talking about none of these people knows what any of these were like com they don't know the constitution They don't know our history so how are they giving you context that you couldn't get by yourself
- 11:13[SPEAKER_14]: You know what I mean, or in a podcast, the only, yeah, or anywhere else.
- 11:16[SPEAKER_14]: The only thing I would say is if they had, I would watch if they had constant surveillance, or I would at least have AI analyzing, but like show me the 10 dumbest things that happened in government today.
- 11:27[SPEAKER_14]: And I would watch that every day for sure.
- 11:31[SPEAKER_14]: But these, look at these two dipshits.
- 11:32[SPEAKER_14]: Put them up on screen.
- 11:33[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 11:34[SPEAKER_04]: Play this clip here.
- 11:35[SPEAKER_14]: You think either one of these guys has something to teach you?
- 11:37[SPEAKER_14]: No.
- 11:38[SPEAKER_14]: They're fucking clowns, man.
- 11:40[SPEAKER_14]: These are fucking paid clowns.
- 11:43[SPEAKER_14]: They're wearing the same goddamn tie in different colors.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_04]: They're in the same studio, which is with different green screens in the background.
- 11:50[SPEAKER_04]: Well, press play on this.
- 11:53[SPEAKER_16]: Sort of stepping in here and saying, okay, no CNN, no dice.
- 12:01[SPEAKER_00]: TV networks are standing with CNN because they know they might be next.
- 12:05[SPEAKER_00]: They could be the next to be banned, and as you can just point it out, this includes Fox News.
- 12:10[SPEAKER_00]: The five major networks that make up the TV pool and have for decades are NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and Fox News, and I've heard from a lot of viewers wondering, what's going to happen now that CNN has been kicked out?
- 12:21[SPEAKER_00]: Will the other networks stand in solidarity or will they just go on their own and keep doing their thing?
- 12:26[SPEAKER_00]: Well now we have the answer, thanks to this email, we can put the full email on screen.
- 12:30[SPEAKER_00]: It actually comes from the DC bureau chief at Fox News because he happens to be in charge of the TV pool right now until the end of the month, all the networks take turns as the pool chair.
- 12:39[SPEAKER_00]: So the pool chair said, you're a quote, this is to advise that as effective today, the TV pool will not be covering events designated as pool coverage of the president.
- 12:47[SPEAKER_00]: This follows the White House's position preventing CNN from fulfilling its assigned
- 12:56[SPEAKER_00]: John, that doesn't say this is only today.
- 12:59[SPEAKER_00]: That says this is effective today.
- 13:00[SPEAKER_00]: CNN was scheduled to be the travel pool in New York with the president, both today and tomorrow.
- 13:05[SPEAKER_00]: Now, it's possible the court will weigh in and over all the president and maybe things will be back to normal by Wednesday.
- 13:11[SPEAKER_00]: But my reading of this email is that the five major networks in the United States are willing to hold the line and are willing to stand in solidarity with CNN at this moment.
- 13:21[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so fuck off.
- 13:23[SPEAKER_04]: on all of this bullshit.
- 13:24[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to read this other statement here.
- 13:26[SPEAKER_04]: The public has a vital interest in receiving accurate independent information about its governments.
- 13:31[SPEAKER_04]: The network said in a joint statement, that is a statement that he's referring to there.
- 13:35[SPEAKER_04]: No administration should restrict a news organization because it objects to reporting.
- 13:40[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody that we just names is bias, including Fox News.
- 13:43[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I mean, which part of the independent, or I'm sorry, what was the
- 13:51[SPEAKER_14]: of your reporting on Biden being retarded because not only did you fucking lie about everything and hide and obvuscate reality, but then tap or came out and wrote a book about how everybody did it and get like conveniently, can you believe what they did like what do you mean they right right right I mean it doesn't make any sense go to the x clip I just sent you
- 14:19[SPEAKER_04]: They just cut away, like I said, that's what I'm there to go.
- 14:25[SPEAKER_04]: J.D.
- 14:26[SPEAKER_04]: Vance of a leave is at a rally in North Carolina.
- 14:29[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shit is in Greensboro.
- 14:30[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I want to Carolina.
- 14:32[SPEAKER_04]: That's where hard I have to just land in.
- 14:33[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to go up there.
- 14:35[SPEAKER_12]: The Democrat party is running candidates for Congress to call for vote.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_10]: All right, you have been listening to Vice President Vance talking of voters ahead of the mid-terms in battle ground North Carolina.
- 14:46[SPEAKER_10]: He's in Greensboro this afternoon, what we'll bring you right back to this rally if he starts to make news.
- 14:56[SPEAKER_04]: What?
- 14:57[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, what?
- 14:58[SPEAKER_04]: If he starts to make news, we'll head right back to this.
- 15:02[SPEAKER_04]: What if he, like, said the N word or something?
- 15:04[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 15:04[SPEAKER_04]: Like is that what we're hoping for?
- 15:06[SPEAKER_04]: Dude, he's just going to pop off three N words and some six shooters.
- 15:10[SPEAKER_04]: He's got a little bit of a shit life.
- 15:11[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe he would just start calling on people.
- 15:13[SPEAKER_14]: Jeeds and be like, it's fine.
- 15:14[SPEAKER_14]: I've got a pass.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_14]: I haven't shoured in six weeks.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_14]: That'd be great.
- 15:19[SPEAKER_04]: But serious question too.
- 15:21[SPEAKER_04]: If they don't have this shit to report on.
- 15:25[SPEAKER_04]: What do they do?
- 15:26[SPEAKER_04]: What are any of these fucking networks do?
- 15:28[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, I mean, the, you know, you'd like to think they would go away permanently.
- 15:33[SPEAKER_04]: I would be, it would be great.
- 15:34[SPEAKER_04]: I guess what, what's your story that you guys all cited together tonight?
- 15:37[SPEAKER_04]: Is that your top story?
- 15:38[SPEAKER_14]: I think, um, this is a question for the audience, I suppose, but at what point?
- 15:47[SPEAKER_14]: Like the thing about the development of 24-hour cable news at what point in human history or in America, what point in American history did politics matter enough that that was a thing and what was there enough going on to for there to be 24 hours of the coverage?
- 16:11[SPEAKER_14]: Or did neither of those things ever happen?
- 16:14[SPEAKER_14]: and it was just an industry that was propped up by let's say USAID, for example, which we know to be true to some degree at least for a lot of the media.
- 16:25[SPEAKER_14]: So they could program to shut out of your brain all the time.
- 16:28[SPEAKER_14]: You know what I mean?
- 16:29[SPEAKER_14]: Like I talked about this recently and authority that puts itself in front of you where it's trying to gain authority as it goes is not a legitimate authority or legitimate authority is trying to get you to a position where you don't have to rely on anymore.
- 16:44[SPEAKER_14]: Like a dad training is kid or a coach training is fucking player or whatever, right?
- 16:52[SPEAKER_14]: I just, it seems to me like there's never been a need for any of this, like constant.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_14]: And I'm not arguing against the free press, obviously I think we should have a press.
- 17:07[SPEAKER_14]: But when's the last time somebody other than Trump got held to account?
- 17:14[SPEAKER_14]: by the news media, when's the last time?
- 17:17[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot think of it.
- 17:19[SPEAKER_04]: And with the Obama thing, in October of 2009, Obama White House officials deliberately tried to exclude Fox News from a multi-network interview pool with the tarp Pazar, whoever the fuck that guy is.
- 17:32[SPEAKER_04]: And emails actually show from the White House during that time period.
- 17:36[SPEAKER_04]: He, the exact quote is, we prefer if you skip Fox.
- 17:42[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this has happened before in the past, not to this degree, but I also don't care.
- 17:47[SPEAKER_04]: Um, and to your point about this 24-7 news coverage here, the only station that used to do it way back in the day was, uh, fuck.
- 17:58[SPEAKER_04]: Adam was right under scene and on the cable thing, and I'm trying to think about it's, um,
- 18:04[SPEAKER_04]: You do.
- 18:05[SPEAKER_04]: It was a 24 hour news like MS something not MSNBC not MS. No, it was just something generic like media news and
- 18:17[SPEAKER_04]: Anderson Cooper some other people were on their cover in hurricanes and shit like actual things that were going on, but it wasn't slanted and though it happened was all these other cable networks came in slanted or coverage either right or left To make it interesting and drive ratings, but then this one station that was on just 24.7 and Ted Turner created it back in the beginning of a sea span.
- 18:47[SPEAKER_04]: There was one right underneath it though.
- 18:49[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of a CNN, one other one.
- 18:52[SPEAKER_04]: Again, blanking on it, but it was just 24, some headliners.
- 18:55[SPEAKER_04]: And God, there it is.
- 18:57[SPEAKER_04]: Headliners.
- 18:57[SPEAKER_04]: So headliners was on 24, seven, but it was boring as shit.
- 19:01[SPEAKER_04]: Because it was just literally the news.
- 19:04[SPEAKER_04]: And it ended up going away.
- 19:07[SPEAKER_04]: I think it ended up getting turned to the like Al Jazeera, something in an Al Gore sold it after he created the internet.
- 19:12[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, HLN, there it is.
- 19:15[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but that used to just go 24-7 non-biased, just the news.
- 19:20[SPEAKER_04]: What's owned by CNN now?
- 19:22[SPEAKER_04]: That is?
- 19:22[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 19:23[SPEAKER_14]: It has been for a while.
- 19:24[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it was a long time ago.
- 19:25[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but there's not enough.
- 19:27[SPEAKER_14]: There isn't enough, um, but one of that go off the air.
- 19:31[SPEAKER_14]: There's just not just out of curiosity, it's not off the air.
- 19:35[SPEAKER_14]: It's still on.
- 19:36[SPEAKER_14]: It's currently on right now.
- 19:37[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_14]: I can't find it.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_14]: You wouldn't want to.
- 19:41[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think.
- 19:42[SPEAKER_14]: And that's the kind of the point.
- 19:44[SPEAKER_14]: Unless you add people yelling at each other, like crossfire back in the day or whatever the fuck is going on with Scott Jennings and the Black lady show was her name Abby something I can't remember name.
- 19:55[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but unless unless you fucking have people arguing over shit that no one actually cares about, then
- 20:04[SPEAKER_14]: no one would watch this garbage, frankly.
- 20:07[SPEAKER_14]: And think about that too.
- 20:08[SPEAKER_14]: Think about the fact that somebody to ask holes,
- 20:12[SPEAKER_14]: had to get on television and start drama around this idea where the goal of it is for us to have a conversation and figure out what best to do and what best to do means not just specifically what to do but who should be managing that and not just politicians but at what level it should be managed whether should be the individual or should be smaller groups or should be the state or the government or whatever right.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_14]: Instead, you are forced to pick a side on specific social and civic issues that you probably don't care about, that don't even affect you in some regards.
- 20:48[SPEAKER_14]: That's what happens.
- 20:49[SPEAKER_14]: If you see two people arguing, if you're sitting in a group and two people start arguing with each other, the natural inclination is to gravitate towards one side of it.
- 20:57[SPEAKER_14]: You're basically having, you're basically subjected to manufacture consent at that point.
- 21:02[SPEAKER_14]: Why?
- 21:04[SPEAKER_14]: Because you need to be deeply invested in Washington DC to think that is the seat of power in this country.
- 21:10[SPEAKER_14]: When a reality of the seat of power is the seat at your own kitchen table, that's the real seat of power.
- 21:17[SPEAKER_04]: All right, Dan, then we get some sponsors put the shit wagon on the air.
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- 21:35[SPEAKER_04]: I usually do well on fake news and I did not do well this weekend.
- 21:40[SPEAKER_04]: But I did pick the winner last fake news and let's just kind of go off that, all right?
- 21:46[SPEAKER_04]: Let's just kind of call off that.
- 21:47[SPEAKER_04]: Just carry that one.
- 21:48[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, just gloss over everything over the weekend.
- 21:51[SPEAKER_04]: Here, God, it was a bad weekend from it.
- 21:54[SPEAKER_04]: terrible this week absolutely fucking terrible the NFL is crazy this year dude absolutely crazy upsets across the board nobody's covering spreads and yeah tonight we got the giants and the ramps this is giants plus seven and the over under is 47 and a half
- 22:12[SPEAKER_04]: always going to take the old my bookie teaser on this one.
- 22:16[SPEAKER_04]: Same as always.
- 22:16[SPEAKER_04]: Give me the Giants plus 14.
- 22:19[SPEAKER_04]: Give me that over at minus 40 and a half.
- 22:23[SPEAKER_04]: I expect this to be decently high scoring here tonight and looking for this game.
- 22:29[SPEAKER_04]: Giants have a great young roster man and it's a exciting team.
- 22:33[SPEAKER_04]: Rams have some injuries here, so a lot of close
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- 29:50[SPEAKER_14]: But if they can convince you that it's DC, then you'll spend all your time and money, all of your attention, and all of your hope on these cuts.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_14]: And not one of them gives too
- 30:03[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, what's this clip here, Luke?
- 30:05[SPEAKER_03]: This is J.D.
- 30:05[SPEAKER_03]: Vance being asked about the press ban.
- 30:07[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 30:08[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to blew time.
- 30:09[SPEAKER_09]: President, who's CNN?
- 30:11[SPEAKER_09]: MSN on political are now suing over the band.
- 30:13[SPEAKER_09]: Do you think it's appropriate for the president to be banning media outlets just because he doesn't like what they report?
- 30:18[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I take some issue with the premise.
- 30:20[SPEAKER_12]: So he's not banning media outlets.
- 30:22[SPEAKER_12]: What he's doing is saying.
- 30:23[SPEAKER_12]: We're not going to give you special access to the White House if you engage in what is effectively propaganda.
- 30:28[SPEAKER_12]: We have to remember those three outlets account about 92% of the stories that they have on the President of the United States on the administration are negative.
- 30:36[SPEAKER_12]: That's not representative of the American people.
- 30:38[SPEAKER_12]: It's not representative of public opinion.
- 30:40[SPEAKER_12]: So if you're going to engage in what is effectively far left propaganda, why would a Republican White House give you special access?
- 30:47[SPEAKER_09]: He talks a lot about free speech over the years.
- 30:49[SPEAKER_09]: How is it not an attack on free speech?
- 30:51[SPEAKER_12]: Well, they can still report on the Trump White House.
- 30:52[SPEAKER_12]: They can still get the public reports.
- 30:54[SPEAKER_12]: They can still, of course, talk to people in the administration and outside the administration.
- 30:58[SPEAKER_12]: What the president instead is, we're not going to give you special access inside the White House.
- 31:03[SPEAKER_12]: The way that I think about it is if you go back to the Biden administration or the Obama administration, compare, let's say, Politico to Breitbart.
- 31:10[SPEAKER_12]: If you actually look at the objective analysis, Politico and Breitbart,
- 31:14[SPEAKER_12]: Our politico is this anti-traumatic right-bar was the anti-Obama or anti-bite.
- 31:19[SPEAKER_12]: Now why on God's Green Earth would Donald Trump be expected to give political special access when nobody in the media expected the Biden administration or the Obama administration to give right-bar special access?
- 31:32[SPEAKER_12]: It's about basic fairness.
- 31:33[SPEAKER_12]: They can still report they still have the access to free speech.
- 31:37[SPEAKER_12]: They're just not going to get an office in the White House anymore and I think it's totally appropriate.
- 31:41[SPEAKER_12]: Unless, of course, they
- 31:44[SPEAKER_04]: Or, if you wanted to get rid of mainstream media altogether, like you said, you did it.
- 31:49[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't really care.
- 31:50[SPEAKER_04]: Now, if I'm, let's say newsmax, I'm looking at this list here.
- 31:54[SPEAKER_04]: So far, they have not joined this.
- 31:56[SPEAKER_04]: I take advantage of it, and I cover all the shit if I'm them.
- 31:59[SPEAKER_04]: I really do.
- 32:01[SPEAKER_04]: If you're trying to make a name for yourself there.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_04]: Who's the other one, OAN?
- 32:05[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I think they're still in it as well and yeah, I would pick up this coverage if you if you're gonna do it But also to your point earlier, what what does any of this mean and do you give a shit?
- 32:15[SPEAKER_04]: Like is this something that would you be locked in on the middle of the day from like, oh, I got it.
- 32:19[SPEAKER_14]: I was going out of the White House.
- 32:21[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, even the Pope doesn't get 24 hour day coverage and he can send you to hell.
- 32:27[SPEAKER_14]: What the fuck in the government do send you a bill from the IRS fuck off dude?
- 32:31[SPEAKER_14]: I'd come on man.
- 32:34[SPEAKER_14]: We've accepted this, we've accepted this as just how things are now, and there's nobody in Washington that's kind of a save you ever no matter who it is.
- 32:46[SPEAKER_14]: Now I like a lot of what Trump does.
- 32:53[SPEAKER_14]: structurally with the country, the way we are energy independent and dominant globally now is a big fucking deal for this country.
- 33:01[SPEAKER_14]: The energy, rare earth, and security that we've just established in Greenland is a huge fucking deal for this country.
- 33:08[SPEAKER_14]: We'll talk about that story next.
- 33:10[SPEAKER_14]: A lot of good stuff in there, but when you get home from work today,
- 33:16[SPEAKER_14]: It's going to be your kids and your fucking family and your neighbors that are there, not some fucking dick hole in the suit, you know?
- 33:24[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, for perspective sake, I've maybe keep an eye on that.
- 33:29[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, we're watching way too much of this stuff.
- 33:34[SPEAKER_14]: We're watching way too much of it, and it's certain the fuck people brains up.
- 33:39[SPEAKER_14]: They think that every, like, you, when you,
- 33:42[SPEAKER_14]: If your entire life is defined by your purpose, whatever your purpose happens to be, like your work, your family, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, being a good man, being a shithead, even maybe, then
- 33:55[SPEAKER_14]: That's the way you, that's the context you apply to everything that happens to you, right?
- 34:01[SPEAKER_14]: I'm on this path towards this goal.
- 34:04[SPEAKER_14]: This thing is either an obstacle or an accelerant to what I'm trying to do, or maybe it's of no consequence, right, who knows, and you deserve it casually, but if you think of everything in terms of politics,
- 34:18[SPEAKER_14]: Then you have to think of everything institutionally, and because our institution's suck and lie to us, your brain gets broken hopelessly into thinking that everything is always it can speedy.
- 34:28[SPEAKER_14]: Nothing is ever, this is why Hamlin's razor is important, most things are just incompetent, almost all of it is just incompetent, even the bureaucracy itself.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_14]: is to some degree in competence, and it's not really evil, it's just that the results happen to be.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_14]: It's like, you gotta stop thinking that way.
- 34:51[SPEAKER_14]: But this is the first generation in all of American history that's been like this, where we are just like we constantly rely on what would go on in Washington today.
- 35:06[SPEAKER_14]: I feel like, I care more about what's going on in the land of make believe, not Iowa, but the real one.
- 35:17[SPEAKER_14]: And Mr. Rogers, you know what I mean?
- 35:19[SPEAKER_14]: It's like, well, because what does DC do?
- 35:21[SPEAKER_14]: It's like, well, we spend all your money, then we credit a bunch more, spend that too, and now your money's not worth shit.
- 35:28[SPEAKER_14]: Gas is fucked up, but we think there might be aliens.
- 35:35[SPEAKER_14]: It's all a television show, the whole thing, all the Washington DC, all these fucking media turds, it's all a giant television show, and at no point has it occurred to Americans to just change the fucking channel or get up and walk away from the TV.
- 35:51[SPEAKER_14]: I think maybe we should take a look at that at some point here in the near future.
- 36:01[SPEAKER_04]: I'm curious to watch it tonight and see what they're going to talk about.
- 36:06[SPEAKER_04]: Because CNN right now is as much as they're talking shit, no, man, we're fucking supported and blah, blah, blah.
- 36:11[SPEAKER_04]: There's a reporter on the fucking sidewalk outside the White House looking in.
- 36:15[SPEAKER_14]: Still reporting on it.
- 36:17[SPEAKER_14]: Why even stand there, though?
- 36:18[SPEAKER_14]: You can do that with a green screen.
- 36:19[SPEAKER_14]: I know.
- 36:21[SPEAKER_14]: It makes no sense, man.
- 36:22[SPEAKER_14]: I'd like to spend money that you don't need to spend, that's a bad business model.
- 36:25[SPEAKER_14]: If I was in the board of CNN.
- 36:28[SPEAKER_14]: I tell that guy to go back to his fucking house, my green screen for a hotdog box on Amazon, it pretend because the whole thing's fake anyways.
- 36:35[SPEAKER_04]: In that hurry up there, scroll up, Luke.
- 36:36[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's her on the corner.
- 36:37[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I'll send it to line us.
- 36:40[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, it's a very like AOC at the fucking border kind of thing.
- 36:43[SPEAKER_14]: Is it like, oh, we got kicked out of a place we didn't have a right to be in in the first place.
- 36:48[SPEAKER_14]: Shut up.
- 36:49[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 36:50[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
- 36:50[SPEAKER_04]: Why is she blurling us?
- 36:52[SPEAKER_14]: You a big foot now?
- 36:53[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe she wanted her privacy.
- 36:55[SPEAKER_14]: Somebody did a really good meme of Mitch McConnell walking that long stride, like arms stride, big foot, picture walking through the woods.
- 37:03[SPEAKER_04]: No, we posted that on Instagram.
- 37:05[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to most podcast Instagram.
- 37:06[SPEAKER_04]: It was great.
- 37:07[SPEAKER_04]: It was fucking great.
- 37:09[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, I even watching yesterday's shit, which, you know, might always tell you to do coming in, watching yesterday morning, I watched that carniac.
- 37:16[SPEAKER_04]: You guys spin around in circles trying to convince himself of how the midterms were going to go.
- 37:21[SPEAKER_04]: And by the end of it, it was just like, well, this numbers way off down here.
- 37:24[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't really know.
- 37:26[SPEAKER_04]: And you're like, okay, great.
- 37:28[SPEAKER_14]: Me, I kind of feel like it's all foolish.
- 37:30[SPEAKER_14]: If there was some polling I released recently that,
- 37:34[SPEAKER_14]: The, uh, well, so as a polls, a prediction market thing, but it was like, Democrats have us in 80% chance of winning young men in the next section.
- 37:44[SPEAKER_14]: No, they don't.
- 37:44[SPEAKER_14]: They never have and never will shut the fuck up.
- 37:47[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, even during Vietnam, they didn't win that fucking vote.
- 37:50[SPEAKER_04]: Go to a couch, you by the way, the other number that I saw yesterday, which was fucking insane was, uh, they had tolerated go up by six down there in Texas.
- 38:01[SPEAKER_04]: Um, that would be fucking wild.
- 38:05[SPEAKER_04]: 60, 40, 60, 40.
- 38:08[SPEAKER_03]: Tyler Rico's in the poll has at him at 47.7% can't pass, not 44.3%.
- 38:14[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so yeah, look, you're getting close, ma'am.
- 38:18[SPEAKER_04]: You know, if you believe in any of that shit, but even his actual nation yesterday, it seemed like he didn't believe in any of that shit.
- 38:24[SPEAKER_04]: He was also the guy that was stunned on camera.
- 38:28[SPEAKER_04]: That we showed that footage on fake news a few weeks ago.
- 38:32[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 38:33[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if any of this is real.
- 38:34[SPEAKER_04]: I'll find out next up.
- 38:35[SPEAKER_04]: This next story, shit, is this real?
- 38:37[SPEAKER_04]: Do we own Greenland now?
- 38:39[SPEAKER_04]: We own Greenland, President Donald Trump struck a sweeping agreement with Denmark and Greenland, this weekend, granting the United States permanent military rights on the strategically placed Arctic Island.
- 38:51[SPEAKER_04]: The U.S. will now have permanent access basing in overflight rights in Greenland and the ability to establish additional military installations as needed according to a senior U.S. official who outlined the deal exclusively to Fox News.
- 39:06[SPEAKER_04]: digital.
- 39:07[SPEAKER_04]: The deal bars, China, Russia and other non-NATO countries from establishing military bases or maintaining troops in Greenlands.
- 39:15[SPEAKER_04]: It also restricts adversaries from investing in sensitive sectors that could pose a threat to U.S. national security.
- 39:23[SPEAKER_04]: The historic deal is a huge win for United States and the American people, Secretary of States, Marco Rubio, said thanks to President Trump's vision and leadership.
- 39:33[SPEAKER_04]: This historic agreement permanently guarantees U.S. security interest in the Arctic at zero cost to the U.S. taxpayer.
- 39:40[SPEAKER_04]: The agreement still requires approval from Danish and Greenlandic.
- 39:45[SPEAKER_04]: lawmakers didn't know that was what they were called up there, and it's full terms have not been made public but officials have said it would leave Greenland under Danish sovereignty while barring China, Russia and other of those non-nitto countries to make military bases here.
- 40:03[SPEAKER_04]: What else have you heard about this?
- 40:05[SPEAKER_04]: This is news to me.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't heard this story.
- 40:09[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, there's like part of it is rare earth mineral access as well and the main part is that I think the Danish government still has to vote on it or something or sign some piece of paperwork, but my understanding is that's not going to be an issue.
- 40:27[SPEAKER_14]: Now, this has been a discussion in DC for a very long time as
- 40:39[SPEAKER_14]: the northern shipping corridors, the Arctic shipping corridors have opened up because of ice caps shifting and some perforus going away.
- 40:47[SPEAKER_14]: So like that.
- 40:50[SPEAKER_14]: We've personally had base in Greenland since the 1950s, I think, since right after the Korean War, which now belongs to the US space force, by the way, which I still can't believe is a thing.
- 41:03[SPEAKER_14]: Russia has mining and military operations or installations in the region as well, and China has been trying to get stuff up there since 2018.
- 41:13[SPEAKER_14]: Now, what they referred to as retreating Arctic ice has been allowing more shipping to happen up there as well.
- 41:20[SPEAKER_14]: You also, there's more flights to go over the top of the earth instead of east west now, but
- 41:31[SPEAKER_14]: those shipping lanes opening up are the ice softening even a little bit.
- 41:35[SPEAKER_14]: So there's the other countries Russia specifically has ice bridges that we don't.
- 41:41[SPEAKER_14]: And that's that's presenting a problem for us because if they can get up there and do things that we can't then they're going to do it whether they're allowed to or not.
- 41:52[SPEAKER_14]: 80% of this island of Greenland is covered in the
- 42:01[SPEAKER_14]: There's a lot of stuff that we can mind and some other energy.
- 42:07[SPEAKER_14]: The chain, there's a Greenland's rare elements and other critical minerals that are used in technology right now are really important us because right now China dominates that.
- 42:19[SPEAKER_14]: they have, they own 60% of the mining and more than 90% of the process in capacity for rare earth minerals right now.
- 42:26[SPEAKER_14]: That's all of our micro-processors, our batteries, all that shit.
- 42:31[SPEAKER_14]: If the U.S. wants to reduce their reliance on Beijing for this, Greenland is
- 42:38[SPEAKER_14]: Probably the most important counterweight unless the U.S. is going to be able to do some deal with Peru and Chile because they have large rare mineral deposits as well Which I've been arguing for them to take advantage of since I believe 2019 Some of you may remember this idea, but purchase mining rights and Peru and Chile mine have some
- 43:06[SPEAKER_14]: refinement take place as you go farther north towards the US and countries that are having economic problems right now, assembly in the US obviously so we can maintain control over that.
- 43:18[SPEAKER_14]: But it creates a complete supply chain all in the Americas and we don't have any reason for China to be involved in any this should again.
- 43:27[SPEAKER_14]: That would be a very good thing, but we've not made that yet.
- 43:29[SPEAKER_14]: Now, if we get it from Greenland, fair enough, it's even closer.
- 43:33[SPEAKER_14]: So, be happy with that as well.
- 43:35[SPEAKER_14]: I think that would be a good plan.
- 43:36[SPEAKER_14]: And I think that's what we're looking to do.
- 43:38[SPEAKER_04]: Look, go to your DMs here on Twitter and just pull up this map.
- 43:41[SPEAKER_04]: Because this is fascinating to me.
- 43:43[SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to ask you in regards to Canadian tariffs.
- 43:46[SPEAKER_04]: What this means first now.
- 43:49[SPEAKER_04]: We now essentially have Canada completely surrounded here with Alaska Greenlands and obviously the U.S. underneath them, is this going to force them into a fucking deal?
- 43:57[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, we don't have a blockade.
- 44:02[SPEAKER_14]: They've got plenty of ocean to the left and right of them.
- 44:05[SPEAKER_14]: And there's also a channel that goes pretty deep from east to west into Canada, so they can take care of themselves with ships.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_04]: And then this is going to sound dumb, but I actually don't know this flight pattern wise.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have to go around Canada if you're flying up to Alaska or Greenland?
- 44:25[SPEAKER_04]: Or can you fly over it?
- 44:26[SPEAKER_04]: Like, how does that work?
- 44:29[SPEAKER_14]: We don't have an airspace conflict with Canada.
- 44:33[SPEAKER_14]: No, I mean, we fly there.
- 44:35[SPEAKER_14]: Do we have concept flights up through there?
- 44:36[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what routes they actually take, because it isn't just about what airspace you're allowed to use, but yeah, don't think there will be a problem.
- 44:47[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
- 44:47[SPEAKER_14]: Now, back in the day in the late 90s, we used to drive all the way with guns by the way, all the way through Vancouver up to Alaska, but or up that way anyways.
- 45:03[SPEAKER_14]: You were able to take hunting rifles into BC and shoot like that back in the day.
- 45:06[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what the fuck the law is now.
- 45:08[SPEAKER_14]: I haven't gone up there in a long time, but I doubt it's that.
- 45:12[SPEAKER_14]: I think they've banned all the guns there.
- 45:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and by the way, I was some breaking news here in regards to actually what I just said to you.
- 45:20[SPEAKER_04]: There's a circuit failure that's going on and they've just shut down Boston Logan Airport, JFK Airport, La Guardia, Newark, Teterboro, Philadelphia, and Westchester airports.
- 45:33[SPEAKER_04]: Jesus Christ, ma'am.
- 45:36[SPEAKER_04]: That's seven total airports that are now shut down and all flights have been grounded there.
- 45:42[SPEAKER_04]: Apparently it is a circuit failure and nothing to do with terrorism or anything else.
- 45:47[SPEAKER_04]: But there's going to be a lot of fucking pissed off people up there too.
- 45:51[SPEAKER_14]: That's a whole lot of things it was our own incompetence.
- 45:54[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sure.
- 45:55[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sure it is.
- 45:56[SPEAKER_04]: All these airport scene upgrades.
- 45:59[SPEAKER_04]: Next up, it's Lauren Bobert Gay.
- 46:05[SPEAKER_04]: that she's swaying don't know a representative Lauren Bobert who gave a simple response to a viral claim that she had affairs with three staff members, including two women says she's straight.
- 46:21[SPEAKER_04]: Bobert's who's at a Colorado.
- 46:24[SPEAKER_04]: Scholar.
- 46:25[SPEAKER_04]: former wife, mother, also a very, very good working at Burger King and famously pondered in April.
- 46:33[SPEAKER_04]: Why is everybody so horny in Congress after a slew of sex scandals faces and ethics complaints from a political action committee that is targeted for years and is led by.
- 46:44[SPEAKER_04]: Excuse me, a political activist who has peddled dubious claims about her in the past.
- 46:48[SPEAKER_04]: She says, well, I'm not a lesbian or bisexual.
- 46:51[SPEAKER_04]: I never have, uh, or have ever been in any appropriate, excuse me, relationship, nor have I been sexually involved with any staff.
- 47:02[SPEAKER_04]: Bo, Bobert 39 told sources.
- 47:05[SPEAKER_04]: Or office says the claims are utterly false.
- 47:09[SPEAKER_04]: Bobur does have a restraining order against the man behind the complaints.
- 47:12[SPEAKER_04]: American Muckrakers leader David Wheeler.
- 47:15[SPEAKER_04]: That complaint has been going on since 2022.
- 47:23[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it's true, but also it's fucking hilarious.
- 47:26[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, she's like the horniest person in concert in Congress, right?
- 47:30[SPEAKER_03]: She jacked a guy off at Beetlejuice, the play in Colorado.
- 47:34[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and when you're describing her, you forgot grandmother on that list, I think.
- 47:38[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it, is she a grandma of 39, 39 year old grandmother?
- 47:42[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, boy.
- 47:43[SPEAKER_03]: Her kid calls her, her grand, kid calls her GG, though, which is kind of cute.
- 47:48[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and that sweet little Gigi, you know, um, was that her statement up there?
- 47:54[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 47:54[SPEAKER_04]: Alright, press play on this.
- 47:55[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't seen it.
- 47:58[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, journalist.
- 47:59[SPEAKER_01]: Now that I'm finished with my more important task of the day, I have a few words for you.
- 48:04[SPEAKER_01]: You all ran a smear and called it news.
- 48:07[SPEAKER_01]: Some sloppy, desperate obsessive hack.
- 48:10[SPEAKER_01]: Stamps under oath on a fake filing, so you'll write penalty of perjury in the headline?
- 48:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's the whole freaking trick.
- 48:17[SPEAKER_01]: It's a scam.
- 48:19[SPEAKER_01]: And you fell for it.
- 48:20[SPEAKER_01]: No member of Congress certified in writing that his delicious BS attack was made in good faith and warrants review as
- 48:29[SPEAKER_01]: required by ethics, and it's evident that you didn't even bother to look up House Ethics Committee rules that clearly state the committee can't even accept a complaint filed inside 60 days of an election.
- 48:41[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
- 48:42[SPEAKER_01]: Ethics isn't even allowed to accept this garbage.
- 48:45[SPEAKER_01]: yet all of you were more than willing to.
- 48:48[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody in your newsroom checked the rulebook before they put my team's names in your stories.
- 48:54[SPEAKER_01]: Their photos are everywhere now and they are under attack because of your laziness.
- 49:01[SPEAKER_01]: You are all aware that this is coming from the same desperate hack CNN caught in 2022 publishing a photo of another woman as me and also failing to prove a host of
- 49:14[SPEAKER_01]: you ran the story anyway.
- 49:16[SPEAKER_01]: This is more filthy garbage that reaches beyond me.
- 49:19[SPEAKER_01]: This reaches into the homes of people who have dedicated years of service to Colorado and so long side of me.
- 49:26[SPEAKER_01]: I know that you're more than willing to attack me and shame my household, but this is different and you crossed a line.
- 49:34[SPEAKER_01]: I hope you think about the impact that this could have on them and their families.
- 49:38[SPEAKER_01]: The next time you rush to print
- 49:44[SPEAKER_01]: So while you sit back and think of how you can do your job's better, I'm going to continue serving Colorado's fourth district.
- 49:51[SPEAKER_01]: I hate to spoil the fan fiction, but y'all need to do better.
- 49:56[SPEAKER_01]: And to the people who have had my back, thank you.
- 49:59[SPEAKER_01]: And I hope you see how desperate these fools are to get me out of office.
- 50:05[SPEAKER_01]: And I got to say just one more thing before I sign off here.
- 50:17[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck dude, fuck, oh, that's great.
- 50:21[SPEAKER_04]: What a sign off.
- 50:22[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not hiring.
- 50:23[SPEAKER_04]: I think we all wanted this story to be true.
- 50:25[SPEAKER_04]: I think she did it.
- 50:26[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 50:28[SPEAKER_04]: Who did have any pictures here of any of these people these staffers?
- 50:32[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.
- 50:33[SPEAKER_04]: Look, you always go to this one.
- 50:34[SPEAKER_04]: This is your go to and I love it.
- 50:36[SPEAKER_03]: But today I picture these chicks.
- 50:38[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think so.
- 50:41[SPEAKER_14]: Last, this is it's one it looks like a daughter looks like a daughter there Look their names up go to the goddamn article.
- 50:50[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what do we got here?
- 50:51[SPEAKER_04]: Well did I didn't see that it's set any names So oh, yeah, I did.
- 50:55[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, we did.
- 50:56[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, one of them is Clarice Ratsluff Okay, um And the other one the other one at least is Raven Finnigan
- 51:08[SPEAKER_04]: Boy, I like both of these names.
- 51:10[SPEAKER_14]: And then the chief of staff was Jeffery Small.
- 51:13[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think that name is appropriate.
- 51:15[SPEAKER_14]: Well, we don't know.
- 51:16[SPEAKER_04]: We haven't seen what Jeffery's packing there.
- 51:18[SPEAKER_04]: Let's show Clarice, is that her first?
- 51:20[SPEAKER_04]: Hello, Clarice.
- 51:23[SPEAKER_04]: See, we got, yeah, yeah.
- 51:26[SPEAKER_04]: Earned Bobert, that'd be a fun time.
- 51:27[SPEAKER_04]: I understand that.
- 51:29[SPEAKER_04]: I understand that coupe parked right back up to.
- 51:31[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get behind that.
- 51:32[SPEAKER_04]: Even fight-knoth, puke, the whole show dude.
- 51:34[SPEAKER_04]: I love you.
- 51:34[SPEAKER_04]: I'm working on him.
- 51:35[SPEAKER_04]: I love you, dude, and it's strange with a nice little pick of Learn Bobert and whoever this, I started feeling better as soon as Bober Tubby's came out now.
- 51:46[SPEAKER_04]: I know, and look at this.
- 51:47[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, the two of them going out?
- 51:48[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, for this, who's the other one?
- 51:50[SPEAKER_04]: Let's look up this bruiser.
- 51:52[SPEAKER_04]: The suit we got here.
- 51:54[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, I'm going to check the dude on the last one.
- 51:56[SPEAKER_04]: I want to see the small guy just to kind of be curious.
- 52:00[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what was it like a two on one, three on what we're like, what we're working with here.
- 52:05[SPEAKER_14]: He wasn't specific about
- 52:09[SPEAKER_14]: how they were arranged I suppose I don't think it was a small I don't think it was all the same time okay or at least yeah I this guy got caught making shit up before by the way so it's this is none of this is true but okay it probably did happen um who's the other one Navarro Rats laugh Clarice yeah that was the first person that was the first one okay the last one is uh Ravenclaw again let's see her let's see Ravenclaw again that's so Raven by the way
- 52:39[SPEAKER_04]: Shata.
- 52:41[SPEAKER_04]: Oh boy.
- 52:42[SPEAKER_04]: No.
- 52:42[SPEAKER_04]: No.
- 52:43[SPEAKER_04]: God, I hope all these stories are true.
- 52:46[SPEAKER_04]: Cool.
- 52:46[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care.
- 52:47[SPEAKER_04]: I've already made up my mind.
- 52:48[SPEAKER_04]: Cool.
- 52:48[SPEAKER_04]: You're your cured back there, dude.
- 52:51[SPEAKER_04]: Look at you.
- 52:52[SPEAKER_04]: Man, you were gripping the porcelain earlier.
- 52:56[SPEAKER_04]: And now you have really raised your spirits and probably your genes.
- 53:00[SPEAKER_04]: Feeling much better.
- 53:01[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I bet so.
- 53:03[SPEAKER_04]: All right, I look.
- 53:05[SPEAKER_04]: I hope this happened, um, don't mind business.
- 53:08[SPEAKER_04]: Now I mean either, and then be fun.
- 53:10[SPEAKER_04]: That's a fun White House store.
- 53:12[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to cover that all day long on CNN, sure.
- 53:15[SPEAKER_04]: Is this the small guy?
- 53:18[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 53:18[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 53:19[SPEAKER_04]: Like ironically.
- 53:20[SPEAKER_04]: He's huge.
- 53:21[SPEAKER_04]: It's fucking huge.
- 53:23[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
- 53:23[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 53:24[SPEAKER_04]: I know she's a tiny lady, but this guy is at least 6-3.
- 53:26[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 53:29[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't skip Chess Day either, at least fucking bursting out of that suit.
- 53:33[SPEAKER_04]: That one button down there can hardly contain it.
- 53:36[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, it go, all right.
- 53:38[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if there's gonna be any tread on the tires after him.
- 53:42[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what was left anyways, brother.
- 53:44[SPEAKER_04]: You know, I'm with you, Dan.
- 53:47[SPEAKER_04]: This, yeah, this probably happened.
- 53:49[SPEAKER_04]: It probably happened for sure.
- 53:51[SPEAKER_04]: Looking at the three of them, there's no agos in the group, you know?
- 53:55[SPEAKER_04]: Nobody to really complain about at the end of the day.
- 53:58[SPEAKER_04]: Just some good old, fashion fun up there.
- 54:02[SPEAKER_04]: Man, I, you know, I shouldn't say this, but I would love to see it happens.
- 54:05[SPEAKER_04]: Is Brandon rare, still single?
- 54:09[SPEAKER_14]: So far as I know, you know?
- 54:10[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'd love to see a picture of him and Bob or party on the other dude, you know?
- 54:14[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it'd be great.
- 54:15[SPEAKER_03]: See what happens when he gets in a November.
- 54:17[SPEAKER_04]: You know, I guess January, votes in November.
- 54:22[SPEAKER_04]: his fucking candidates he was running against by the way uh... yeah she's cady stouts is their name i think he's enormous her i mean i've never seen a person this big her heart's gonna give out and any minute yeah look at uh... who brand in her air is running against yep there she is
- 54:39[SPEAKER_04]: It's shocking, isn't it?
- 54:40[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, they couldn't actually fit her in the picture.
- 54:43[SPEAKER_14]: No, no.
- 54:44[SPEAKER_14]: She looks like the blueberry girl from the fucking Charlie and the chocolate factory, but Mexican.
- 54:49[SPEAKER_14]: Holy shit, dude.
- 54:50[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's she fell into the river, dude.
- 54:53[SPEAKER_04]: She is a bigon.
- 54:55[SPEAKER_04]: She was talking that's a brain in her air, it wasn't fit for the seat, you know, I was like, she won't fit in the seat.
- 55:01[SPEAKER_14]: How about that?
- 55:01[SPEAKER_14]: How about they don't make seats big enough for you in Washington, okay?
- 55:05[SPEAKER_14]: Or anywhere else for that matter.
- 55:07[SPEAKER_04]: Katie Stout what is that pull up there some love see this for two people
- 55:13[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I love to see.
- 55:14[SPEAKER_03]: Count she's got Brandon at 68%.
- 55:16[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
- 55:17[SPEAKER_03]: Katie's down to 32.
- 55:18[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 55:19[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 55:19[SPEAKER_03]: But that was a few days ago.
- 55:21[SPEAKER_03]: So I can look at the current one.
- 55:22[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's fine.
- 55:23[SPEAKER_04]: That's about right.
- 55:26[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it feels like.
- 55:26[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think that seed is ever flipped red.
- 55:29[SPEAKER_04]: But here's a case, though, of a person who matches their last name.
- 55:32[SPEAKER_04]: You got stout and then unfortunately for small, you know, that's a large man who's got to live with.
- 55:37[SPEAKER_04]: That's.
- 55:37[SPEAKER_14]: And then Brandon Herrera was barely max again.
- 55:39[SPEAKER_04]: Barely.
- 55:41[SPEAKER_04]: Is he even any Mexican?
- 55:42[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
- 55:43[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know either.
- 55:44[SPEAKER_04]: Can he speak Spanish?
- 55:45[SPEAKER_04]: Not definitely not.
- 55:46[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so either.
- 55:46[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so either.
- 55:48[SPEAKER_04]: But it's a fun one going on up there.
- 55:50[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 55:53[SPEAKER_04]: Can you more stories like this?
- 55:54[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll watch the fucking news.
- 55:56[SPEAKER_04]: 24, 7.
- 55:57[SPEAKER_04]: You have my attention now, dude.
- 55:59[SPEAKER_04]: Let's start fucking gas in this shit out here.
- 56:02[SPEAKER_04]: Over and over again.
- 56:03[SPEAKER_04]: Especially with the three people that are involved there.
- 56:05[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 56:07[SPEAKER_04]: good for all of them.
- 56:08[SPEAKER_04]: Next up, another crazy leftist, a deranged driver, allegedly drove his car onto the sidewalk near the White House and demanded a speak to President Trump, causing a wild scene in DC.
- 56:21[SPEAKER_04]: The man allegedly drove near the security barrier.
- 56:24[SPEAKER_04]: on the sidewalk in the corner of six drinks, 16th streets in H Street at Lafayette Square around noon on Saturday, triggering a massive law enforcement response.
- 56:37[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he just wanted answers.
- 56:39[SPEAKER_14]: You know, maybe he was, maybe it was Jake Tapper.
- 56:42[SPEAKER_14]: Do you want to see an end back on the White House?
- 56:44[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just trying to pop back up in there.
- 56:48[SPEAKER_04]: Who the fuck is this guy?
- 56:49[SPEAKER_04]: Is
- 56:53[SPEAKER_04]: My God, man, but yeah, the man was allegedly demanding to speak to the presidents and as he was being arrested, seemingly unaware that the Commander-in-Chief was on vacation at Camp David at the time, the man was taken to a nearby hospital for a mental health evaluation.
- 57:12[SPEAKER_04]: You don't say.
- 57:14[SPEAKER_04]: uh... a secret service as spokesman said to the dork post the spokesperson uh... said the surrounding roads were shut down out of an abundance of caution uh... and that a sweep of the man's car didn't really turn up anything so yeah maybe he was just there for a combo and kind of got lost uh... but look at this fucking guy jesus christman all right and do it uh... one while this is another i mean it's
- 57:43[SPEAKER_14]: This is another one of those programming things.
- 57:45[SPEAKER_14]: How long have you heard of everybody here grew up hearing about, especially if you're our age, you go up hearing about right-wing violence, anti-abortion clinic stuff, McVay, things like that, right-wing violence, right-wing violence.
- 58:05[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know that McVay was particularly right-wing
- 58:13[SPEAKER_14]: swallow no root off maybe oh yes that's right uh the red nose reindeer remember that guy didn't he go up into the woods afterwards yeah he was uh the woods of North Carolina and Georgia Appalachian Mountains yeah somewhere up there but yeah he uh bomb some abortion clinic or some shit like that and
- 58:36[SPEAKER_14]: The reality is, even in the 60s and 70s, the Black Panthers and all these other stupid ass organizations, there were all primarily leftist Marxist organizations doing violence and nothing has changed.
- 58:47[SPEAKER_14]: That has always been true, right wing violence has like people will point to like the
- 58:59[SPEAKER_14]: And Trump is like everybody's after this dude all the time.
- 59:06[SPEAKER_14]: It's crazy that that that narrative still exists shows you how fucking programed and delusional everything is at this point the idea like did anybody
- 59:18[SPEAKER_14]: There hasn't been a single time, a Democrat has won office or a particular court ruling has come out or a court case in a criminal trial where the right wing side lost and everybody boarded up their windows.
- 59:38[SPEAKER_14]: It's never happened, it never will.
- 59:41[SPEAKER_14]: that never will because everybody knows.
- 59:43[SPEAKER_14]: And that's the behavior.
- 59:44[SPEAKER_14]: Don't ask them questions.
- 59:45[SPEAKER_14]: Just watch their behavior.
- 59:47[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody knows that leftists are violent retards and Republicans have to go to work.
- 59:52[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody knows it.
- 59:53[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, speaking of that, I'll add this on the on the back of that story here.
- 59:58[SPEAKER_14]: Did you see the the protests in Austin over the weekend?
- 1:00:01[SPEAKER_14]: No, I do not pay any attention to that shit hole city anymore because I don't have to go to the.
- 1:00:07[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's awesome not caring what happens in that shit hole to city.
- 1:00:12[SPEAKER_04]: So a door dash driver was allegedly shot by ice one time apparently was hospitalized for a little bit.
- 1:00:21[SPEAKER_04]: and then he was deported here.
- 1:00:23[SPEAKER_04]: Here's the reaction right now.
- 1:00:24[SPEAKER_04]: How about not sure what was inside the door dash, but I, you know, it would be fun here if it was top of a bone.
- 1:00:31[SPEAKER_04]: Great if it was, dude.
- 1:00:33[SPEAKER_04]: But here's what's fascinating to me here.
- 1:00:36[SPEAKER_04]: It's your points about Republicans have jobs and shit.
- 1:00:40[SPEAKER_04]: Nobody's got time for this fucking bullshit, dude.
- 1:00:42[SPEAKER_04]: No one.
- 1:00:43[SPEAKER_04]: And why are there so many forms of bodies?
- 1:00:45[SPEAKER_14]: There's also nobody funding it.
- 1:00:46[SPEAKER_14]: So like David Sachs or E-line or any of these guys, the dude that's the head of NVIDIA, camera is named.
- 1:00:55[SPEAKER_14]: Jensen Wong Wong.
- 1:00:56[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, all these dudes who are Republicans in rich.
- 1:00:59[SPEAKER_14]: They don't fucking fund this dumb shit But the Marxist rich people like Roy Neville, Sengham, and and Soros, they fund it.
- 1:01:06[SPEAKER_04]: That's a difference The other thing too is when you start going around the news and I have this relate back to the top of the show here and see what is what's And everything else now
- 1:01:17[SPEAKER_04]: all the people that have been essentially kicked out of the White House are saying, you know, we've got to have answers for ICE and all this other shits.
- 1:01:25[SPEAKER_04]: Meanwhile, one just local news reporter here just said, door-jash driver ICE arrest in Austin, raises questions about worker verification.
- 1:01:35[SPEAKER_04]: That's a great one.
- 1:01:36[SPEAKER_04]: Why is nobody said that?
- 1:01:37[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Goddamn, day.
- 1:01:38[SPEAKER_04]: Why is an illegal working for door-dash?
- 1:01:41[SPEAKER_04]: Wouldn't that say more about DoorDash than it does about ice?
- 1:01:44[SPEAKER_04]: This guy had skipped a fucking court hearing and all that other shits and they were getting them out of the country.
- 1:01:49[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
- 1:01:50[SPEAKER_04]: Is this the actual car?
- 1:01:51[SPEAKER_04]: Is this the vehicle?
- 1:01:53[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I don't want to show it on screen, just in case I blow it up for us.
- 1:01:58[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let us see.
- 1:01:59[SPEAKER_14]: Is there any volume?
- 1:02:02[SPEAKER_14]: Or is he already shot in this picture?
- 1:02:04[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it looks like it's not getting any audio.
- 1:02:07[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 1:02:09[SPEAKER_14]: I think there is some audio, actually, can you play it?
- 1:02:16[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 1:02:46[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but yeah, that's another thing about the mainstream media in this story And you're talking about eyes, but it's like, all right, great.
- 1:02:53[SPEAKER_04]: In a legal refuse to get out of his fucking car again Somebody drink it hard a half at the fucking thing Fuck, and now that all support dude, are they drinking hard a half?
- 1:03:03[SPEAKER_04]: That's that's you say.
- 1:03:05[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it is that's right.
- 1:03:06[SPEAKER_04]: That's the lemon lime flavor.
- 1:03:07[SPEAKER_04]: Okay
- 1:03:09[SPEAKER_04]: That would have been great though, in ordering, hard to have salsa.
- 1:03:13[SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit, that would have been great marketing.
- 1:03:17[SPEAKER_04]: Oh man, they just fucking blew them away.
- 1:03:19[SPEAKER_04]: Hard to have salsa, they're just fucking pores on out of the car.
- 1:03:22[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:03:38[SPEAKER_04]: I really think it's relatively calm here, so...
- 1:03:40[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, but I mean, so I mean, I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don't know if I don
- 1:04:07[SPEAKER_14]: I'm down here, do you?
- 1:04:10[SPEAKER_08]: They have a driver license, and he's fine, why he do that to him.
- 1:04:17[SPEAKER_13]: He have a driver's license, why you do that to him?
- 1:04:21[SPEAKER_04]: He does.
- 1:04:21[SPEAKER_04]: He's illegal.
- 1:04:23[SPEAKER_04]: He's illegal.
- 1:04:27[SPEAKER_04]: Looks like it may be a shoulder or an arm or more than there.
- 1:04:30[SPEAKER_04]: That's right to show.
- 1:04:32[SPEAKER_04]: He's fine.
- 1:04:33[SPEAKER_04]: Either way, he was released from the hospital, he's in custody now with ice and nothing more to see there.
- 1:04:41[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking hell, bro.
- 1:04:43[SPEAKER_04]: I just don't understand it, but yeah, they were protesting all weekend and Austin over this.
- 1:04:50[SPEAKER_04]: And it was about 30 other flags other than ours that were there.
- 1:04:54[SPEAKER_04]: So that's fun.
- 1:04:56[SPEAKER_14]: If you want to know where the support actually.
- 1:04:59[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, there's actually a Mexican in the chat.
- 1:05:00[SPEAKER_14]: He says he can translate what that lady was saying.
- 1:05:02[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
- 1:05:03[SPEAKER_14]: He was saying tacos, chelubas, and choral beans.
- 1:05:07[SPEAKER_04]: Mm.
- 1:05:08[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 1:05:10[SPEAKER_14]: That's pretty accurate.
- 1:05:11[SPEAKER_14]: We'll leave it at that.
- 1:05:12[SPEAKER_14]: That's the media you really need to trust.
- 1:05:13[SPEAKER_14]: What's his taro beans are a traditional Mexican cowboy dish, by the way, really.
- 1:05:20[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I think they've got bacon, chorizo, onions, and beans, and there might be some mouths.
- 1:05:27[SPEAKER_14]: Tomatoes, yeah.
- 1:05:28[SPEAKER_14]: That's really good.
- 1:05:29[SPEAKER_14]: That toilet afterwards, man.
- 1:05:31[SPEAKER_14]: Only for your week, white stomach.
- 1:05:33[SPEAKER_04]: My god, yeah.
- 1:05:35[SPEAKER_14]: Get two of them up here today.
- 1:05:37[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't feeling well either this morning, too.
- 1:05:40[SPEAKER_04]: I'm better now, but yeah, this morning was rough for Christ 6.
- 1:05:43[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't give a shit about this guy and you know.
- 1:05:48[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there may be a big deal out of this before the midterms, yes, do I care?
- 1:05:52[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's what that Carniaki guy, ironically, that was the thing that Trump was scored the highest song was immigration, obviously.
- 1:06:00[SPEAKER_04]: So it seems based on his numbers, if you really give a fuck about that guy or in his stats, that most of the country wants this.
- 1:06:07[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, I don't really fucking get it.
- 1:06:10[SPEAKER_04]: Next up, Ms. Rachel is a terrorist sympathizer, children's, YouTube star, Ms. Rachel, face renewed scrutiny on Sunday after a 20-25 video of her calling Palestinian photo-journalist Motas Aziza, sure, give that a shot, her friend.
- 1:06:31[SPEAKER_04]: And it's, uh, resurfaced days after, is he's admitted he deliberately, deliberately, with held footage of Israeli hostages being beaten by a crowd in Gaza on October 7, 2023.
- 1:06:42[SPEAKER_04]: The short video appears to show Miss Rachel, whose real name is Rachel Griffin, uh, a
- 1:07:05[SPEAKER_04]: Is this a real video?
- 1:07:06[SPEAKER_04]: This is why the show is called fake news.
- 1:07:07[SPEAKER_04]: This fucking hurt, do it.
- 1:07:08[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see this.
- 1:07:09[SPEAKER_04]: Play this, I would see this.
- 1:07:10[SPEAKER_13]: Hi friends, what's the letter of the day?
- 1:07:14[SPEAKER_05]: It's um, I'm Rachel.
- 1:07:16[SPEAKER_13]: Hi, yes, it's um, for my friend Mottas.
- 1:07:20[SPEAKER_13]: Yay!
- 1:07:21[SPEAKER_13]: Yay!
- 1:07:22[SPEAKER_13]: Bye!
- 1:07:24[SPEAKER_04]: It is motess, okay.
- 1:07:25[SPEAKER_14]: And it's for Moja Hadine.
- 1:07:27[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this isn't the first time, though.
- 1:07:30[SPEAKER_14]: So she shared it, removed it according to report in July, 25.
- 1:07:36[SPEAKER_14]: Aziza, who's a masked millions of social media followers, documenting the war in Gaza, appeared briefly in the clip.
- 1:07:43[SPEAKER_14]: As you just saw, the video also took on the significance after he described earlier this month what he witnessed during the Hamas led October 7, 2023 terrorist attack and an extensive interview with journalist and quotations, Amad Al-Bakawi on the Arabic language, something podcast, I don't care about your fucking savage language, you people are fucking garbage.
- 1:08:09[SPEAKER_14]: Aziza, whatever his name is, said he followed a vehicle carrying his really captives and filmed as members of a crowd assaulted them.
- 1:08:18[SPEAKER_14]: And then he said he didn't publish the video because he feared it could put the Palestinians involved at risk.
- 1:08:24[SPEAKER_14]: I saw the vehicle of the Al Qasam Brigades and there were Israeli captives there.
- 1:08:30[SPEAKER_14]: People got out, watched, beat them, hit them and I followed them and filmed.
- 1:08:34[SPEAKER_14]: But I'd not publish the video with why, because I did not want to ruin the lives of the people who were filmed.
- 1:08:40[SPEAKER_14]: He said he would held the footage because he believed he was really authorities could use it to identify the Palestinians appearing in the videos.
- 1:08:46[SPEAKER_14]: I understood that Israel would use those videos to identify every person who was there and eliminate them.
- 1:08:51[SPEAKER_14]: I did not want to be responsible even indirectly for the deaths of those people in exchange for a few likes and views online.
- 1:08:58[SPEAKER_14]: Or, you could just report the crime that happened.
- 1:09:03[SPEAKER_14]: That's it.
- 1:09:04[SPEAKER_04]: Do whatever you want or what apps, you know, or blurred people's faces, even.
- 1:09:08[SPEAKER_04]: This is the second time here in the last six days that she's been involved in Gaza related content.
- 1:09:16[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, she also, uh, said she was going to match McLean
- 1:09:26[SPEAKER_04]: really, really believes in and wants everybody to know about it there.
- 1:09:32[SPEAKER_04]: Now her remark on the whole thing is my goal isn't to be the most light.
- 1:09:40[SPEAKER_04]: It is to help kids and speak the truth.
- 1:09:43[SPEAKER_04]: What about the Gaza is really wars going to help kids, you think?
- 1:09:51[SPEAKER_14]: Well, knowing that Muslims are incompatible with Western civilization would be helpful.
- 1:09:56[SPEAKER_14]: If you like, if this jackass had shown those videos, it wouldn't have mattered if any individual was identified or not.
- 1:10:03[SPEAKER_14]: The reason he didn't show it is because he didn't want to put the brutality of his own people on display.
- 1:10:09[SPEAKER_14]: That's it.
- 1:10:09[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, and also do you think Miss Rachel will be welcome there in this fucking outfit?
- 1:10:15[SPEAKER_14]: Look at her.
- 1:10:16[SPEAKER_14]: No, she wouldn't be welcome under any circumstances and she would be immediately subjugated and should you attend.
- 1:10:21[SPEAKER_14]: And I guess my question is, who's kids watch this stupid content anymore?
- 1:10:27[SPEAKER_14]: Twenty-one million subscribers.
- 1:10:29[SPEAKER_14]: We do not let our kids watch this, that is between the people and the America are watching it.
- 1:10:34[SPEAKER_14]: How many US-based children are allowed to watch this person?
- 1:10:38[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I don't know, but I can tell you this.
- 1:10:40[SPEAKER_04]: The series, uh, she signed with Netflix in 2025.
- 1:10:44[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I'm going to look at her stats here, rating wise.
- 1:10:48[SPEAKER_04]: The series has been stripped.
- 1:10:51[SPEAKER_04]: Boy, streamed more than 69 million times.
- 1:10:55[SPEAKER_04]: Become the highest ranked new kids TV show on Netflix.
- 1:10:59[SPEAKER_04]: Jesus Christ.
- 1:11:01[SPEAKER_04]: Man, I've underestimated you, Mr. Rachel.
- 1:11:03[SPEAKER_04]: I was not aware of this.
- 1:11:05[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck.
- 1:11:06[SPEAKER_04]: Since you can buy dolls, rattles, talking toy phones, books, pajamas, and a couple in cells.
- 1:11:15[SPEAKER_04]: She married her something?
- 1:11:17[SPEAKER_04]: There's no one.
- 1:11:18[SPEAKER_04]: She's going to drop an album this month.
- 1:11:19[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, I remember.
- 1:11:21[SPEAKER_03]: We looked this up before.
- 1:11:22[SPEAKER_03]: She has a husband who is from Denver.
- 1:11:24[SPEAKER_03]: But he looks like he's Eastern European.
- 1:11:27[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
- 1:11:28[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I remember talking about that on our PR.
- 1:11:30[SPEAKER_04]: It's right, dude.
- 1:11:31[SPEAKER_04]: I went hard on Macklemar, but this is Ms. Rachel.
- 1:11:33[SPEAKER_04]: She's 43.
- 1:11:34[SPEAKER_04]: She's got a 17-year-old daughter as well as an eight-year-old son.
- 1:11:39[SPEAKER_04]: And let's see, looking at her across the board, Instagram, 5.5 million followers, TikTok, 11 million.
- 1:11:46[SPEAKER_04]: And then obviously the stats I read you from Netflix in YouTube, fuck me on that is so bizarre.
- 1:11:54[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, we can't.
- 1:11:56[SPEAKER_04]: We haven't gone above 284,000 in two years.
- 1:11:59[SPEAKER_04]: In two years.
- 1:12:01[SPEAKER_04]: YouTube is completely put up a block hate on the YouTube channel.
- 1:12:05[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of discussing what to do about it behind the scenes here.
- 1:12:07[SPEAKER_04]: But as far as that is concerned, why would you not do the same thing for her then?
- 1:12:13[SPEAKER_04]: I don't really get it.
- 1:12:16[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, I don't know.
- 1:12:21[SPEAKER_14]: She doesn't, I don't think she uses her this channel specifically the same thing, offensive.
- 1:12:26[SPEAKER_04]: Well, where were these videos posted?
- 1:12:27[SPEAKER_14]: Well, that one was.
- 1:12:28[SPEAKER_14]: That one had been pulled down, though.
- 1:12:30[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, cut, got you.
- 1:12:31[SPEAKER_14]: Because of that.
- 1:12:31[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so we went over this before, but it wasn't a fake news.
- 1:12:38[SPEAKER_03]: So her Instagram, she'll post that kind of stuff.
- 1:12:41[SPEAKER_03]: And she's like pinned stuff with it.
- 1:12:44[SPEAKER_03]: But like her YouTube channel is just for kids to watch over and over and over and over and over.
- 1:12:50[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dude.
- 1:12:53[SPEAKER_03]: So like her most recent video is three weeks old and 17 million views.
- 1:12:58[SPEAKER_04]: Three weeks old, how many of you have 17 million?
- 1:13:01[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's this Christ dude.
- 1:13:03[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're like, that's dude perfect numbers.
- 1:13:06[SPEAKER_04]: I just watched a dude perfect video with my kid over the weekend.
- 1:13:08[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:13:09[SPEAKER_04]: It was like trick catches or whatever it was and I was like, All right, this is fun.
- 1:13:13[SPEAKER_04]: But Mr. Rachel is pulling in these numbers and pulling them in for Netflix.
- 1:13:18[SPEAKER_04]: fucking hell dude.
- 1:13:20[SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy bro.
- 1:13:21[SPEAKER_04]: That's absolutely fucking crazy.
- 1:13:24[SPEAKER_04]: All right, it's Monday.
- 1:13:26[SPEAKER_04]: We always try to end on a high note here.
- 1:13:29[SPEAKER_04]: Let's get to the mean.
- 1:13:30[SPEAKER_04]: Shall we?
- 1:13:31[SPEAKER_04]: What do we got up first, Anthony?
- 1:13:33[SPEAKER_14]: This first one's from Skydaddy.
- 1:13:36[SPEAKER_14]: He does a lot.
- 1:13:36[SPEAKER_14]: This is one.
- 1:13:37[SPEAKER_14]: This is an old whitest kid you know, Skyddy actually.
- 1:13:41[SPEAKER_14]: It's called Moonland.
- 1:13:42[SPEAKER_04]: And they were fucking awesome.
- 1:13:45[SPEAKER_04]: Had a show on IFC for years and they were really fucking well.
- 1:13:49[SPEAKER_14]: A lot of people think this is the video they got homeboy killed.
- 1:13:54[SPEAKER_14]: What?
- 1:13:56[SPEAKER_14]: Are you serious?
- 1:13:56[SPEAKER_14]: Play it.
- 1:13:57[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
- 1:14:01[SPEAKER_13]: who shot that footage what do you mean well if Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon then who's holding the camera well
- 1:14:22[SPEAKER_13]: Who's out there with the camera?
- 1:14:23[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, they know what you're asking, I'm just...
- 1:14:26[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, fine, great.
- 1:14:28[UNKNOWN]: There's a keyboard to it.
- 1:14:29[SPEAKER_05]: Followed by the powder.
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_05]: Could have been like a... A tripod or... No.
- 1:14:34[SPEAKER_05]: That's not it.
- 1:14:36[SPEAKER_05]: I haven't seen this get.
- 1:14:40[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Mr. Tetris, and what can I do for you?
- 1:14:48[SPEAKER_05]: Who shot the moon landing?
- 1:14:50[SPEAKER_05]: The alarm's starting.
- 1:14:51[SPEAKER_05]: No, he was in it.
- 1:14:52[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, who's holding the camera?
- 1:14:55[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, man, I know this.
- 1:14:58[SPEAKER_03]: It was...
- 1:15:02[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea.
- 1:15:03[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, what?
- 1:15:04[SPEAKER_13]: I know.
- 1:15:05[SPEAKER_03]: Hang on a second.
- 1:15:09[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa!
- 1:15:11[SPEAKER_05]: Hey Mr. Mayor, who shot the moon landing?
- 1:15:15[SPEAKER_05]: Um, what's older?
- 1:15:17[SPEAKER_13]: Now he was, uh, he was in the ship.
- 1:15:18[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
- 1:15:20[SPEAKER_05]: Very lean.
- 1:15:23[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, hold on one second.
- 1:15:30[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you for calling the military.
- 1:15:31[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, yes, I have a question.
- 1:15:33[SPEAKER_06]: Don't ask, don't tell.
- 1:15:34[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no.
- 1:15:36[SPEAKER_05]: Who shot the moon landing?
- 1:15:47[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Bob, I'm sorry.
- 1:15:47[SPEAKER_06]: All right, yes, Mr. President, who shot the moon landing?
- 1:15:52[SPEAKER_06]: Who's asking it?
- 1:15:54[SPEAKER_06]: Some kid from PS139.
- 1:15:55[SPEAKER_13]: How do I?
- 1:16:08[SPEAKER_13]: Who did shoot the moon landing?
- 1:16:10[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it was a camera on a leg of the moon led.
- 1:16:13[SPEAKER_13]: And when did you bomb that school?
- 1:16:15[SPEAKER_13]: That's why they called me, or Bob.
- 1:16:19[SPEAKER_04]: They'll show us some times.
- 1:16:23[SPEAKER_04]: So, there's a few of these channels that are popping up on Instagram that I love.
- 1:16:27[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't seen this whitest kids sketch before, but they're showing like old key and Peel sketches and all other shits.
- 1:16:32[SPEAKER_04]: These are fucking awesome, man.
- 1:16:34[SPEAKER_04]: That's great.
- 1:16:35[SPEAKER_04]: That's great.
- 1:16:37[SPEAKER_14]: What do we got up next?
- 1:16:38[SPEAKER_14]: This next one's from Brandon, no name, no last name.
- 1:16:42[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, it's climbing family.
- 1:16:45[SPEAKER_03]: The caption is POV, there's no good climbing in town.
- 1:16:48[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, boy, look at that.
- 1:16:50[SPEAKER_13]: I'm like the bird, and it's like the way I don't know if I'm so real.
- 1:16:57[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know if I'm home in, but baby, I'll leave for you to know it ain't the bird.
- 1:17:03[SPEAKER_13]: I don't like the way I'm like the bird.
- 1:17:06[SPEAKER_14]: That's fucking awesome, dude.
- 1:17:09[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know if it's legal for us to encourage someone to do that.
- 1:17:14[SPEAKER_04]: at all of garden.
- 1:17:15[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 1:17:17[SPEAKER_14]: What's illegal about it?
- 1:17:18[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
- 1:17:18[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, you're trespassing for sure, but what if you had reservations, though?
- 1:17:23[SPEAKER_14]: You kind of wouldn't work up an appetite before they open.
- 1:17:25[SPEAKER_14]: Once they ask you to stop and leave, then you've committed and you don't, you're trespassing at that point.
- 1:17:31[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 1:17:31[SPEAKER_14]: What?
- 1:17:33[SPEAKER_14]: But I would, I would highly recommend somebody to go do this.
- 1:17:38[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, my question is, so he was putting the thing in the rocks.
- 1:17:41[SPEAKER_03]: Let if you fell, he'd be okay.
- 1:17:43[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
- 1:17:43[SPEAKER_03]: Those are not real rocks, though, aren't they?
- 1:17:45[SPEAKER_03]: They're just like in the facade.
- 1:17:47[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 1:17:48[SPEAKER_03]: And that's hell.
- 1:17:49[SPEAKER_03]: It would fall off.
- 1:17:49[SPEAKER_03]: I'll put a carabiner in there.
- 1:17:51[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 1:17:51[SPEAKER_03]: Or just like, hey, dude, that's not going to happen.
- 1:17:53[SPEAKER_03]: That's not going to fall off.
- 1:17:55[SPEAKER_03]: Real confident they're climbing ability, man.
- 1:17:57[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it is, it is funny that congratulations.
- 1:18:01[SPEAKER_04]: and all of garden is still delicious, man.
- 1:18:03[SPEAKER_04]: Still delicious.
- 1:18:04[SPEAKER_04]: If you're out there looking for something affordable, take your family to all of gardens still got you covered.
- 1:18:09[SPEAKER_14]: What do we got up next?
- 1:18:10[SPEAKER_14]: This one is from Chris Elver, ELVIR.
- 1:18:15[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 1:18:16[SPEAKER_14]: It's called home girl.
- 1:18:17[SPEAKER_03]: Home girl.
- 1:18:18[SPEAKER_03]: The caption is, we men desperately need this app.
- 1:18:22[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:18:23[SPEAKER_15]: I am not trying to argue with you.
- 1:18:24[SPEAKER_15]: Just ring up my shit!
- 1:18:26[SPEAKER_15]: The sign says 10 items are less.
- 1:18:27[SPEAKER_15]: You have like 30 items here.
- 1:18:29[SPEAKER_13]: Fuck you!
- 1:18:31[SPEAKER_13]: Oh!
- 1:18:32[SPEAKER_13]: I'm calling the cops.
- 1:18:33[SPEAKER_15]: Wow, you really go caught a police on a lady.
- 1:18:35[SPEAKER_15]: There's gotta be a better way.
- 1:18:37[SPEAKER_15]: Now there is.
- 1:18:38[SPEAKER_15]: With the all new home girl app.
- 1:18:39[SPEAKER_13]: Homegirl, for Sean, yeah, that's me.
- 1:18:42[SPEAKER_13]: Wait, I could just go, Jesus.
- 1:18:44[SPEAKER_13]: I got your right to stir.
- 1:18:46[SPEAKER_13]: I can't believe you hit my car!
- 1:18:48[SPEAKER_13]: You dumbass!
- 1:18:49[SPEAKER_05]: I want it, it's sexy.
- 1:18:50[SPEAKER_05]: I want it, it's sexy.
- 1:18:51[SPEAKER_05]: Calm down.
- 1:18:51[SPEAKER_13]: You want it, the homegirl, black.
- 1:18:53[SPEAKER_13]: Homegirl, black.
- 1:18:54[SPEAKER_13]: You want some dumb, a wand?
- 1:18:56[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.
- 1:18:58[SPEAKER_13]: Or thanks, go, though.
- 1:18:59[SPEAKER_14]: This, I am not.
- 1:19:01[SPEAKER_14]: Basically, you're hiring a woman to fight women for you.
- 1:19:04[SPEAKER_04]: That's great.
- 1:19:06[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good one.
- 1:19:07[SPEAKER_14]: So far so good today, what do we got next?
- 1:19:10[SPEAKER_14]: This next one's from Nathan Newman and it's called Please Save Her.
- 1:19:16[SPEAKER_14]: And it's a Sunday beers or Friday beer, whatever the fuck.
- 1:19:20[SPEAKER_14]: Friday beers, yeah.
- 1:19:21[SPEAKER_14]: Whatever the group is, they're really funny.
- 1:19:24[SPEAKER_14]: Press by.
- 1:19:24[SPEAKER_13]: You guys, okay.
- 1:19:27[SPEAKER_13]: We're fine.
- 1:19:27[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, if you're anyone still inside, no.
- 1:19:29[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, babe, my mom's still in there.
- 1:19:31[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, sorry, yes, my mother lost all the house.
- 1:19:33[SPEAKER_13]: Please, please go get her.
- 1:19:34[SPEAKER_13]: Please, please, go get her.
- 1:19:37[SPEAKER_13]: Your mother's inside right now.
- 1:19:38[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, please hurry.
- 1:19:39[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, please hurry and save her.
- 1:19:41[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, what do you know where, what room?
- 1:19:43[SPEAKER_13]: She's probably in the basement.
- 1:19:44[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.
- 1:19:46[SPEAKER_09]: Check the basement, her bedroom is in the basement.
- 1:19:48[SPEAKER_09]: She's sleeping in there.
- 1:19:49[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, she moved in like a year ago.
- 1:19:50[SPEAKER_13]: We turned the basement to a little park before.
- 1:19:52[SPEAKER_13]: Used to do a man cave, now it's her bedroom, check there.
- 1:19:58[SPEAKER_07]: Man, are you okay?
- 1:20:00[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you don't want to look okay, sitting here at a burning house?
- 1:20:04[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm just ducking at the 9-1-1 for a couple hours.
- 1:20:08[SPEAKER_07]: And hey, we need to get you out of here.
- 1:20:09[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I was thinking the same thing for the last two hours.
- 1:20:17[SPEAKER_13]: Man, I am so sorry, but your mother, she burned a death.
- 1:20:22[SPEAKER_13]: Oh my god, the corpse is being cremated as we speak.
- 1:20:28[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, those guys are fucking good dude.
- 1:20:30[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't hire any of them for us, you know, I just hold Senate live just hired, and I'm like, I don't know why you're not picking off some of these fucking people, especially that chicks.
- 1:20:38[SPEAKER_04]: He's really good.
- 1:20:38[SPEAKER_14]: What do we get up next?
- 1:20:39[SPEAKER_14]: Um, Lisa's her name.
- 1:20:42[SPEAKER_14]: This one's from Braddock.
- 1:20:44[SPEAKER_14]: See, uh, it's called two thrusts.
- 1:20:47[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
- 1:20:49[SPEAKER_03]: When his games start sounding like my book,
- 1:20:53[SPEAKER_13]: You have to lie when there's a guy coming right in your face and he just sits in there and delivers it Good guys coming down his face, he needed two thrusts to get it in Fines has been coming all night long, but then he pulls out and it's just hard It's been a while since he's seen a whole that big Starts to come and he pulls out
- 1:21:13[SPEAKER_14]: That's a great one.
- 1:21:14[SPEAKER_14]: That's a great one.
- 1:21:16[SPEAKER_14]: We'll get up next.
- 1:21:18[SPEAKER_14]: This is from Michael Jablonsky, which honestly doesn't sound like a real name.
- 1:21:23[SPEAKER_14]: It's called Friend Defender.
- 1:21:25[SPEAKER_04]: All right, Friend Defender.
- 1:21:28[SPEAKER_03]: When she catches you, pitch and zoom.
- 1:21:30[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 1:21:32[SPEAKER_16]: Bill, whoa, dude, crazy.
- 1:21:33[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
- 1:21:34[SPEAKER_16]: Whoa.
- 1:21:35[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, pretty invested in that cake cutting, huh?
- 1:21:37[SPEAKER_16]: Hey, sweetie, I'm the, the, the, the, the, the wedding of it all is like, uh, the colors.
- 1:21:42[SPEAKER_11]: I know a pinch and zoom when I see one.
- 1:21:43[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, look, I did not do not incriminate yourself.
- 1:21:46[SPEAKER_11]: Greg, this doesn't concern you.
- 1:21:47[SPEAKER_02]: Andrew is the right to a friend defender and I majored in social media law.
- 1:21:50[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, where stupid idiot university.
- 1:21:53[SPEAKER_02]: I actually got way listed there.
- 1:21:54[SPEAKER_11]: Talk to get in.
- 1:21:54[SPEAKER_11]: Andrew, just admit, you wanted to look at some juicy avogas.
- 1:21:57[SPEAKER_11]: It's okay, I do the same thing.
- 1:21:59[SPEAKER_11]: I pinch and zoom on Grace what pants.
- 1:22:04[SPEAKER_16]: What you saw was not a pinch in zoom.
- 1:22:06[SPEAKER_16]: It was a squeeze and scan intended to gain context.
- 1:22:10[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, what color was the cake?
- 1:22:12[SPEAKER_16]: Trick question, there was no cake.
- 1:22:13[SPEAKER_11]: There were two cakes.
- 1:22:14[SPEAKER_16]: Ah yes, there were two cakes.
- 1:22:15[SPEAKER_16]: One was rainbow colored and one was black.
- 1:22:17[SPEAKER_11]: There were two regular white wedding cakes.
- 1:22:19[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you lived to evidence that my client was zooming in to specifically augle fatnatches.
- 1:22:24[SPEAKER_02]: What if he was scanning for lumps?
- 1:22:26[SPEAKER_02]: Did you find any?
- 1:22:27[SPEAKER_02]: No, the only thing I saw was a very respectable set of gazelles.
- 1:22:29[SPEAKER_02]: Stop, stop, be the fifth.
- 1:22:30[SPEAKER_11]: Squeeze in the scan, huh?
- 1:22:32[SPEAKER_11]: What case laws that from?
- 1:22:33[SPEAKER_02]: Labius Corpus.
- 1:22:34[SPEAKER_11]: I've caught you, pinching and zooming, and you're not in trouble.
- 1:22:37[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen this before.
- 1:22:38[SPEAKER_02]: Are you trying to intimidate my client?
- 1:22:40[SPEAKER_02]: Who clearly has a cognitive disability?
- 1:22:42[SPEAKER_02]: I does?
- 1:22:42[SPEAKER_02]: My client has adult ADHD, and he doesn't know what he's doing.
- 1:22:48[SPEAKER_11]: Objection.
- 1:22:48[SPEAKER_11]: You didn't, don't you just lawyer, too.
- 1:22:50[SPEAKER_02]: My client suffers from titmania, and we will be pleading to its sanity.
- 1:22:54[SPEAKER_16]: I've really onset to its sanity.
- 1:22:56[SPEAKER_16]: I'm sorry I had to hear about it this way.
- 1:22:58[SPEAKER_11]: Greg, when's your wife gonna let you come home?
- 1:23:00[SPEAKER_11]: Ladies and gentlemen of the apartment, what are cleavage?
- 1:23:03[SPEAKER_02]: What is boobs?
- 1:23:04[SPEAKER_02]: What is the pushing together of them to make the border between the tits and the netchies?
- 1:23:10[SPEAKER_02]: And when are we gonna stop looking at each other and bring it inside of the hearts of the minds?
- 1:23:15[SPEAKER_11]: All right, I'm gonna go sit on my vibration plate.
- 1:23:19[SPEAKER_02]: And that is how you feel the buster.
- 1:23:21[SPEAKER_02]: The bride ended up taking her shoes off.
- 1:23:23[SPEAKER_02]: My roommates were,
- 1:23:25[SPEAKER_04]: Not bad dude, not bad, the end of the fucking day.
- 1:23:28[SPEAKER_04]: What's the name of them?
- 1:23:29[SPEAKER_14]: What's the vibration plate?
- 1:23:31[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I like it.
- 1:23:32[SPEAKER_14]: Like a sebbian, but it's flat.
- 1:23:34[SPEAKER_04]: So you guys take it on the road?
- 1:23:35[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to look down at the name of this sketch group.
- 1:23:37[SPEAKER_04]: Who is it?
- 1:23:38[SPEAKER_14]: A sebbian is big.
- 1:23:40[SPEAKER_14]: It's too bulky to kill.
- 1:23:41[SPEAKER_14]: You can't just travel with it.
- 1:23:42[SPEAKER_14]: But if you just had something that was
- 1:23:44[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know the size of a dinner plate.
- 1:23:46[SPEAKER_14]: You could slide that into your bag just like your laptop and sit on it everywhere you go.
- 1:23:50[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:23:50[SPEAKER_14]: You do that on the airplane provided.
- 1:23:51[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 1:23:51[SPEAKER_04]: Like did the USB.
- 1:23:52[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 1:23:53[SPEAKER_04]: Sounds like a million dollar idea to me.
- 1:23:55[SPEAKER_04]: I know William and William.
- 1:23:59[SPEAKER_04]: William and William.
- 1:24:00[SPEAKER_04]: William and William and great.
- 1:24:02[SPEAKER_04]: That's a really good sketch.
- 1:24:04[SPEAKER_14]: A girl was really good soon.
- 1:24:05[SPEAKER_14]: Guessing one of them is named Nilliam.
- 1:24:08[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe or it's William backwards.
- 1:24:10[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it could be a good way either way.
- 1:24:12[SPEAKER_14]: That's a really good.
- 1:24:13[SPEAKER_03]: How many of them are correct and Andrew?
- 1:24:15[SPEAKER_03]: Okay How many followers have?
- 1:24:20[SPEAKER_03]: 50.1k.
- 1:24:21[SPEAKER_03]: That's a great sketch group.
- 1:24:22[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.
- 1:24:23[SPEAKER_04]: I can't do it.
- 1:24:25[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the last one today?
- 1:24:26[SPEAKER_14]: We're gonna have this last one's from DeGino DeGino D-A-G-I-N-O and it's uh, I just call it Olympics.
- 1:24:33[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what else to say about this.
- 1:24:38[SPEAKER_11]: haha
- 1:25:05[SPEAKER_14]: That's fucking great like these McConnell memes are absolutely hilarious.
- 1:25:08[SPEAKER_14]: Well that routine is good too.
- 1:25:10[SPEAKER_14]: That's That's the that weird Australian trick.
- 1:25:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, I just watched that doc on Netflix to just drop by the way if you want to watch it
- 1:25:19[SPEAKER_04]: Was it any good?
- 1:25:20[SPEAKER_04]: It really was.
- 1:25:21[SPEAKER_04]: And again, I'll point in today's show as the media.
- 1:25:27[SPEAKER_04]: It really went to show you that we believed in all these weird stories that there was some conspiracy and that her husband got her in and all this other crazy shit, none of it was true.
- 1:25:37[SPEAKER_04]: It turns out the break dancers in Australia view to break dancing as two importance and for the Olympics and that wasn't going to push the sport forward.
- 1:25:51[SPEAKER_04]: So they all decided to sit out and it was down to like these just like two retards and one of them was going to go when it was her.
- 1:25:59[SPEAKER_04]: And she starts traveling.
- 1:26:00[SPEAKER_04]: It's a fucking wild story.
- 1:26:01[SPEAKER_04]: She starts traveling around the world to get into these competitions to get ready for the Olympics.
- 1:26:06[SPEAKER_04]: And she knew she was like, oh my God, I can't do any of these.
- 1:26:10[SPEAKER_04]: And wasn't winning any competition all over the world.
- 1:26:12[SPEAKER_04]: And she just didn't know because she was an Australia.
- 1:26:15[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
- 1:26:16[SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck?
- 1:26:17[SPEAKER_04]: I know, dude.
- 1:26:18[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
- 1:26:18[SPEAKER_04]: But there was some positivity at the end of it.
- 1:26:21[SPEAKER_04]: She eventually embraced it and she's doing events.
- 1:26:25[SPEAKER_04]: all kinds of fun stuff there.
- 1:26:26[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, it's a wild doc.
- 1:26:30[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to check it out.
- 1:26:30[SPEAKER_14]: I think they should we don't really do lobotomies anymore, but the zero way that you can give her down syndrome is an adult.
- 1:26:39[SPEAKER_04]: You know, you might be close.
- 1:26:42[SPEAKER_04]: What's also interesting about the doc is her and her husband were pretty funny and cool, but they really did like break dancing.
- 1:26:51[SPEAKER_04]: Like, that wasn't a bit.
- 1:26:52[SPEAKER_04]: So, and she just sucked at it.
- 1:26:54[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she just sucked and she's old.
- 1:26:56[SPEAKER_04]: She was like 30, and it forgive me for an athlete.
- 1:27:00[SPEAKER_04]: I think she was 37 or 39 of the time.
- 1:27:04[SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, dude, it's for young people.
- 1:27:07[SPEAKER_04]: Like, she was not.
- 1:27:09[SPEAKER_04]: She was like a scholar.
- 1:27:10[SPEAKER_04]: She was a professor at university.
- 1:27:13[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, did go down that rabbit hole in that looks fucking I know the more you hear it.
- 1:27:17[SPEAKER_04]: Dude.
- 1:27:17[SPEAKER_04]: I was locked in We watched the whole fucking thing was great.
- 1:27:20[SPEAKER_04]: It was really fun.
- 1:27:20[SPEAKER_14]: It's called untold and just click on hers Somebody should have told her I think somebody absolutely should have told her um that's bad I mean, I'll never forget that.
- 1:27:31[SPEAKER_14]: I've did there.
- 1:27:32[SPEAKER_14]: I don't remember anything from the Olympics I barely even watch it and I didn't watch that but I'll never forget
- 1:27:41[SPEAKER_14]: Um, yeah, dude.
- 1:27:42[SPEAKER_14]: It's, I would only watch the Olympics if they took it back to the original, nude, racing and record rolling wrestling.
- 1:27:49[SPEAKER_14]: I'd be great.
- 1:27:50[SPEAKER_14]: But it was, it was only men.
- 1:27:52[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 1:27:52[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah.
- 1:27:53[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 1:27:54[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:27:54[SPEAKER_04]: The 18% of me would watch every fucking second of that.
- 1:27:56[SPEAKER_04]: So.
- 1:27:58[SPEAKER_04]: All in there now's the boy in the show.
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