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Everybody's got a... SPORK story! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Serena, you have a fok story, Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 2: Mine's very fun, very fun.
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  Speaker 1: They've been all been pretty fun. Let's hear how fun
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  Speaker 1: yours is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a registered nurse at the jail and I
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  Speaker 2: had an inmate that was trying to get released because
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  Speaker 2: he said he swallowed a spork, and so I, I
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  Speaker 2: think that was possible. I had them, the deputies, run
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  Speaker 2: him through the X ray machine to you know, try
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  Speaker 2: to verify if he did swallow spork and there was
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  Speaker 2: nothing there. So, because he found out he was caught
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  Speaker 2: and there was nothing in his X ray, he did, indeed,
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  Speaker 2: later on, swallowed spork. I don't know how he did it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't see him do it, nobody
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  Speaker 2: see him do it. But he swallowed a spork.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I got to be totally honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you called, but we're doing everybody's got a
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  Speaker 1: spork story next week.
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  Speaker 2: So he did get taken to the hospital, he did
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  Speaker 2: get surgery to have the sport removed, but he did
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  Speaker 2: not get released from customer. Wow, it was a good effort, though.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do with the prison? I'm a nurse
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  Speaker 1: and so what have you seen, like you've seen some
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  Speaker 1: crazy stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Then right, oh, you know, every time I think I've
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  Speaker 2: seen it at all all. But you know, once in
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  Speaker 2: a while there's come something that I haven't seen it seen.
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  Speaker 2: So I think I should start writing a book for.
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  Speaker 1: My kids, you know, great for kids. So like in prison, Yeah, yeah, mom.
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  Speaker 2: Has seen in prison as a prison nurse.
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  Speaker 1: Give us a couple. What have you seen?
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  Speaker 2: The sport one kind of is at the top of
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  Speaker 2: the list. Come on, think on the spot. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen have you seen the homemade shanks? Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen like have you seen people been like stabbed
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  Speaker 1: and and fights where if somebody just got beat to
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  Speaker 1: a pulp like in the movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've had a couple of while I work at
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  Speaker 2: the County jail, and we did. But we do get
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  Speaker 2: inmates from Department of Corrections here, but no shanks because
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  Speaker 2: they do give them like little tiny toothbrushes that are
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  Speaker 2: only like two inches long. And I remember one day
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of not it's not a bad story, but
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  Speaker 2: I had like a whopper or something for lunch, and
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  Speaker 2: I had a really bad taste in my mouth and
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  Speaker 2: I needed to brush my teeth because I had the
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  Speaker 2: onion taste. So I used one of those toothbrushes, a
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  Speaker 2: new one, to brush my teeth because I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to get that taste out of my mouth. And I
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  Speaker 2: was having a really hard time, and I told the
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  Speaker 2: nurse I was working with, man, this is really difficult
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  Speaker 2: for them to use something like this, and she says, well,
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  Speaker 2: you got to consider these guys only have like one
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  Speaker 2: or two teeth from the druggies, but it's not that
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  Speaker 2: hard for them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I I don't know if your kids
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  Speaker 1: are like that in the book.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've seen that video that's going viral right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually this woman who had gotten detained, but she
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  Speaker 3: was like faking a seizure and then actually made herself
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  Speaker 3: have a seizure.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, pretending made it go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, basically like she was going, I don't know exactly obviously,
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  Speaker 3: like what the chemical does or whatever. But I was like,
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  Speaker 3: dang girl, because she was obviously trying not to go
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  Speaker 3: to jail.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why they say fake it till you make it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the mind can believe, the mind can achieve.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why that's why they tell you to say
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  Speaker 1: all the positive things to yourself. Don't talk negatively about
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  Speaker 1: yourself because it'll affect you. Well, Serena, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: calling you. Let us know when the book comes out.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, why.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you call the book pretty much the sports stories
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  Speaker 1: the top of the list. Have a great day, but