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STACKS and HACKS and our SPRING BREAK BUST UPDATE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I have for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of
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  Speaker 1: information and Rich has life hacks. This could be a
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  Speaker 1: cool innovation, and I think of Kyle, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're always in here doing your nails. The researchers are
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  Speaker 1: working to develop a special nail polish with an electrical
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  Speaker 1: charge so you can use a touch screen with long fingernails.
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  Speaker 1: For now, it requires frequent reapplication, like every few hours,
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  Speaker 1: but it could be something that's available down the road
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  Speaker 1: that yeah, well, I can't ever really stand long nails,
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  Speaker 1: but I've had them a couple of times and that
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  Speaker 1: was an issue, So I feel like that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: They're don't fix it.
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  Speaker 1: There's a viral video of some McDonald's employees messing with
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  Speaker 1: a woman ordering. One of the workers says that a
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  Speaker 1: troll has stole their headset and is growling in the backgrounds.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of hard to hear a lot of the stuff,
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  Speaker 1: so they but what they were just screwing around. Here's what, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: someone sole one of our headsets and the trolling list.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, big arch meal with a medium fry
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  Speaker 3: and then can I get a tim piece nugget? No?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Both of you.
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  Speaker 4: She had fun.
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  Speaker 2: They have the fun right.
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  Speaker 1: In a poll, forty six percent of people say they
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  Speaker 1: found April fools Day pranks amusing.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that was yesterday, amusing.
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  Speaker 1: It was amusing as long as people followed the unofficial
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  Speaker 1: rules of April Fool's Day, which include ending jokes by noon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh noon, that's pretty early. Yeah, and making sure
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  Speaker 2: they're harmless. Yeah. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: What's funny is that I always did my jokes in
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  Speaker 1: the morning anyway, and so did my dad when he
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  Speaker 1: did it to me all the time, so I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I never thought about doing later in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm glad that's a rule.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a rule.
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  Speaker 2: I like to do him in the afternoon because people
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  Speaker 2: feel like the day is kind of over.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why you're not supposed to it's unofficial rule.
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  Speaker 1: A woman on a TikTok went on the hunt for
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  Speaker 1: a soulmate. Think about misconnections. A soulmate named Mike, who
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  Speaker 1: her friend met hurt. She and her friend met out
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  Speaker 1: while they're out dancing, and they danced with Mike all night.
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  Speaker 1: The friend didn't get Mike's information, so she posted it.
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  Speaker 1: She's like I'm looking for Mike. She can give all
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  Speaker 1: the details. And then Mike's wife showed up in the comments.
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  Speaker 2: Mike's white also.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this is a very clever way to make sure
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  Speaker 1: none of your students are using AI for your papers.
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  Speaker 1: An Ivy League teacher at Cornell is making students use typewriters' freak.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that brilliant? They got to use a typewriter?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, If you're watching that TV show Rooster, the most
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  Speaker 1: recent episode is funny because I brought this up.
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  Speaker 2: And second, hack's not that long ago about AI.
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  Speaker 1: Uses the word moreover moreover and that that's a whole
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  Speaker 1: scene in Brewster where someone uses more over and he
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  Speaker 1: texted her because there's no way he used using AI
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  Speaker 1: and he texted guy using I and he goes, yep.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: There's a survey on American sleeve habits and this is
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  Speaker 1: one of the strangest staffs.
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  Speaker 2: Two thirds of.
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  Speaker 1: People say watching TV movies or phone scrolling counts as
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  Speaker 1: part of going to bed, and tactically it does not,
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  Speaker 1: You guys, it does not.
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  Speaker 2: Why not? Why can't it?
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  Speaker 1: Because you're actively moving your eyes, you're actively going your
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  Speaker 1: brain is stimulated, and that's what they say.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot do. What do you have for life?
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  Speaker 4: Hacks rich Well, Speaking of sleep, if you were listening
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  Speaker 4: to Kyle's very informative three things you need to know,
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  Speaker 4: she's talking about how if you sleep eleven minutes longer
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  Speaker 4: on the front side or the back side, you could
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  Speaker 4: really help your brain out. In the long term, you
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  Speaker 4: could live longer by sleeping longer. So how do you
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  Speaker 4: do that? This is for my snooze people who like
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  Speaker 4: to hit the snooze alarm if you struggle with getting
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  Speaker 4: out of bed.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the trick.
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  Speaker 4: I got this from the sleep doc who's been on
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  Speaker 4: this very show, this podcast. He says, set your alarm
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  Speaker 4: across the room. But that's not the important part. Set
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  Speaker 4: it for as lady as you need to get up,
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  Speaker 4: but set it across the room near where you can
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  Speaker 4: turn on a light, So you have to physically get up,
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  Speaker 4: walk over, turn off the alarm clock, and turn on
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  Speaker 4: the light. The light actually wakes up your brain and
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  Speaker 4: tells your body to get moving. We're awake now, and
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  Speaker 4: that will help that groggy, heavy feeling. That's the melatonin
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  Speaker 4: hanging on there. The light shuts that down fast. So tomorrow,
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  Speaker 4: move your alarm across the room near a light switch,
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  Speaker 4: turn it on, and you're good to go. Let us
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  Speaker 4: know how that works. That life hacking be found at
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  Speaker 4: John Jambridge dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Aspen.
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  Speaker 1: You have an update on spring Break bust from yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm just calling to give you guys an
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  Speaker 3: update since I called yesterday with that whole like fiasco
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  Speaker 3: with Reese, you know, sending me super weird text messages.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, your friend, your platonic friend on spring break,
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  Speaker 4: but he went he went missing for a while.
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  Speaker 2: You're freaked out?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and like that. It was like freaking James
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  Speaker 3: on the phone instead, which is the weirdest plot with
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  Speaker 3: I did not expect. I'm glad he wasn't with another girl.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I just want to give you guys an update.
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  Speaker 3: Reason I did connect and he is being super weird
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  Speaker 3: and this time it is actually him. I'm freaking out
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  Speaker 3: because his friends did tell him that I have feelings
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  Speaker 3: for him.
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  Speaker 2: I ruined it.
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  Speaker 3: Yoh yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well I think the big thing that we had with
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  Speaker 1: people was that we didn't know if he was alive
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  Speaker 1: or not. So the thing is he is alive and safe.
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  Speaker 1: I mean about your relationship that you guys can handle that.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, like, so where was he? What happened
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  Speaker 1: to him?
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  Speaker 3: So I guess like it was true the story that
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  Speaker 3: he went out there drunk and brave, trying to like
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  Speaker 3: look for whoever, and he did end up like getting lost.
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  Speaker 1: Wait he was.
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  Speaker 3: Drunk, you know, like he eventually found his way back
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  Speaker 3: way later after I had already unintentionally confessed my love.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, this could be.
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  Speaker 4: A good thing. Maybe it'll be weird for a while,
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  Speaker 4: but it could be a good thing that it's finally
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  Speaker 4: out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, I'm mortified. Honestly, I want to
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  Speaker 3: be the one that goes missing.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: No, hey, thank you so much for going to update.
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  Speaker 1: We usually never get closure on these things, so that's
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  Speaker 1: cool that you called back, So thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, I have a great deal to listen to
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  Speaker 1: when the wedding is Oh my god,