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Some DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS to start your week · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Jamalice, good morning. I understand you have a confession. I
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  Speaker 1: sure do a dirty little secret if you will. What
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  Speaker 1: do you got?
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  Speaker 2: When I was about nine years old, my mom had
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  Speaker 2: this boyfriend and I did not like him whatsoever. I
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  Speaker 2: just didn't like him. And I already knew his routine.
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  Speaker 2: He would go off on the weekend and come back
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  Speaker 2: to drunk or whatever. And uh, and me and my
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  Speaker 2: sisters we had our separate rethred but I would always
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  Speaker 2: keep on the couch. And he came home one night
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  Speaker 2: and I knew his routine. He was gonna have me
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  Speaker 2: to cook up or keep something up for him, and uh,
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  Speaker 2: we happened to have a dog, and if we had
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  Speaker 2: a can, I think it was alpo or gravy train.
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  Speaker 2: And the meat it looks like little cubes of Mexican
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  Speaker 2: got masada. I'm from Deep South Texas and uh, it
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  Speaker 2: looks exactly like And with our culture, recling culture here
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  Speaker 2: in Deep South Texas, if there's no satso or tila
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  Speaker 2: mixed into the mix, it doesn't taste good. So my
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  Speaker 2: mom she always has like, you know, something on hands.
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  Speaker 2: So I put it on the stove, heated up, and
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  Speaker 2: I mixed it with sab sign Sheila and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I saw him eat it. Me and my sister
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  Speaker 2: saw him eat it. And we didn't say anything. And
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't trying to kill him, but I
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  Speaker 2: knew it. You know, he's going to wake up, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I wasn't sure what about the effects the
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  Speaker 2: next day, but yeah, he ate it. And we never
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  Speaker 2: told my mom for like years later and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: But it's something that I remember all the time, and
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  Speaker 2: every time, like I'm near at the grocery store and
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  Speaker 2: I see the cans of dogs whood I always you know,
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  Speaker 2: in case I in case I ever need to do something.
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  Speaker 2: I was, you know, check out the can. I'll see
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  Speaker 2: which one looks like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I think it was I think it was. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was gravy trained, not Alpo. Yeah it.
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  Speaker 2: Was gray.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the commercials because I thought you could think
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  Speaker 1: the commercial looked so delays when they had all these charges. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the poorted the dog boll. If it wasn't a dog bolly,
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  Speaker 1: it wouldn't be be like, oh I eat that?
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  Speaker 3: Is that? What?
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  Speaker 1: The one with the horses? That was well, Malice, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for calling in and confessing that dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Texas and Santa you were here in McCallan back
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  Speaker 2: in December for a preak Yes, I was love.
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  Speaker 1: It was great, it was beautiful. I love the people
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  Speaker 1: of McCallen. Yes, thank you for calling in. Have a
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  Speaker 1: great day. You toobe the mind, Crystal, I understand you
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  Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 3: I actually have two, but yes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear them both.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So when I was younger, my friend of mine
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  Speaker 3: caught her boyfriend cheating, and so we that night we
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  Speaker 3: went to the girl's house and just completely destroyed her
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  Speaker 3: classic car with everything we could find in the pantry.
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  Speaker 3: There was sardine syrup, soy sauce, like anything we can
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  Speaker 3: get a hold that. We scored it in side of
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  Speaker 3: her car.
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  Speaker 1: Oh on the inside, yikes, it so hard to get out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what else?
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  Speaker 3: And then we drove by the next day. We drove
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  Speaker 3: by the next day and saw her cleaning it out.
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  Speaker 1: All what's your other secret?
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  Speaker 3: The second one is my husband and I went into
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  Speaker 3: a hardware store and we're watching these guys stealing. And
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  Speaker 3: this was actually just a couple months ago. We were
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  Speaker 3: witnessing them stealing, and we saw the security watching them
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, yeah, we're going to get them here
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  Speaker 3: in a minute when we want outside. We saw their
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  Speaker 3: bikes out there, and my husband sliced their tires so
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  Speaker 3: they couldn't get away.
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  Speaker 1: Vigilante, Wow, you're like Batman.
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  Speaker 3: One thing we hate and we put it into our
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  Speaker 3: kids is no thieves and no lying. And they run
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  Speaker 3: hand in hands and.
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  Speaker 1: Take the law in your own hands.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, they couldn't get away, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling me, Crystal, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you