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Opie's Birthday present: A 30-Second Nuclear Fart · Opie & Carl

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: How dare you say that song is gay? Call Ruise?
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: How dare you? Oh? We allowed to say gay on
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: this channel barely?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, it's homo, that's my that's that's pretty much my
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: favorite Almond Brothers song. I played it for me today
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: because it's my birth day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah to thank you, thank you very much. So before
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  Speaker 1: we get rolling, ye can I can I tell you
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  Speaker 1: about rolling? Really fast? So I went to the bathroom
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: just before the Almond Brothers went on, walked in. He
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  Speaker 1: went into the stall.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard gas and farts like I just heard
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  Speaker 2: about fifteen minutes ago.
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  Speaker 1: And then he's giggling like an idiot.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: This fart and I'm not exaggerating, for the show was
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: at least thirty seconds long. There were two other people
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: in there, and I finally broke the ice. I was
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: like rolling, what the fuck? And he just starts laughing
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: like a schoolgirl he loves. And then he was then
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: he was going, help me.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, let me tell you about rolling
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  Speaker 3: and farting. And I learned his driving to Nashville with him?
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah you drove with him? No?
• 1:09
  Speaker 4: No once last year? This year?
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: Why is that?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just can't imagine being in a
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  Speaker 5: tin box with that thing.
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  Speaker 4: It turns, It turns anything into napalm.
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  Speaker 3: Ye with him, and I realize that he's farting every
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  Speaker 3: time a tractor trailer goes by and he doesn't see it.
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  Speaker 4: Come and spooks him. Oh, I fucking Roland. What the fuck?
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: He goes the truck. Scare me, man, scare me. So
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  Speaker 4: every time it's attractor trailer.
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  Speaker 3: I had to let him know in the rearview mirror
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  Speaker 3: so he wouldn't shop himself.
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  Speaker 1: That weirdo, man, And why would you let him know?
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  Speaker 1: Let him shop himself.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: So then by the time we got to Memphis Nashville,
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  Speaker 3: we had a countdown yea, so he would say ten
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  Speaker 3: and then I would be able to bring the windows
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  Speaker 3: down because I would crash into a fucking bitch.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see I thought. I thought he was waiting
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: for the trucks to go by to hide the far.
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  Speaker 4: No, the trucks spook him, that is.
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  Speaker 1: But get him in here, I want to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we will, we will. But Mark and I got
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  Speaker 4: you some.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Birthday presents we got yes, Oh my god, this is
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  Speaker 1: such a wonderful. By the way, this is the first
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  Speaker 1: time I'm working on my birthday and I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: probably ten years. We have a short week of radio
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  Speaker 1: to begin with. I can't. I can't take this day too.
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  Speaker 3: I can't really, Wow, I'm a spick. I work on
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  Speaker 3: everybody's birthday.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: You work on your birthdays.
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  Speaker 4: My job is to work on people's Ready. So I
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  Speaker 4: got you.
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  Speaker 3: Mark, and I we got you Mark thrown in at
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  Speaker 3: the last minute.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you putting my name on the card.
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: Too, Yetti tumblers, I love YETI So.
• 2:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, real chefs, we have to we have a hot.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: And a cold, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: So this is thirty two ounce for a cold. Unbelievable,
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: and it's in the news. This is the new signature
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  Speaker 4: Robin egg blue.
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  Speaker 1: This is for your short house. You know what, I think?
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: The color is a bit faggy, a little bit. Are
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: you allowed to stay faggy in this child? No?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 5: Like it so pretty beautiful color.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a fifty dollars cooler. I'm not even gonna tolerate
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  Speaker 4: any kind that quick captain that I'm not the fucking
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: what are you doing?
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: You put coffee in here?
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: So these things are so fucking insulated they're unbelievable.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: Mark for real, If you put a cold beer in
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  Speaker 2: this on a beach, let's say, where it's really fucking hot,
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: it'll stay cold most of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Let me explain to you why you got that.
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  Speaker 1: Color for the cold Robin.
• 3:39
  Speaker 4: I got you the nice the James Bond black one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's four warm because this is you gonna be
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  Speaker 3: by yourself on the beach, and don't touch the ship.
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  Speaker 4: Brother, sh it's expensive.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: That's don't touch the merchandise. Do you actually buy this
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: stuff or do people send it to you? And then
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: when it's someone's birthday you can hang on, rummage through
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: your house and decide what to bring in. Just ask king,
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: you're a real piece of shit. Can you just sleep
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: in a bath pro shop?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where you got all this ship?
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  Speaker 1: I imagine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, I know the yetty people, but no I
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  Speaker 3: bought these, Okay, So let me explain to you, Carl.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: It's a very nice game.
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  Speaker 3: So I got to the black one because in the morning,
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  Speaker 3: you're by yourself on the beach, so you can have
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  Speaker 3: the black one, right right. So there's a little chef trick.
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: Real chefs, you know, not imaginary chefs. That what we
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: do is we buy things in crazy colors. You know
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  Speaker 3: why why so no one steals them. That's why like
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  Speaker 3: clogs you see, like all like marribetized orange cloths.
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: All that has to do with is when we used
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  Speaker 4: to cook in restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got the weirdest clogs possible so that no
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  Speaker 3: one would take them.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it? Also? Isn't it also the mating call of
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  Speaker 1: the gay?
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  Speaker 2: What the if you're if you're dressing in bright colors,
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  Speaker 2: I guess get Yeah, you're.
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  Speaker 4: A little hack.
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: Are a lot to say that in this chat so far,
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: I can't give him his present because.
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: He's called me gay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, baggy regifter.
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  Speaker 5: I think he's a sick and there was something racist.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just uncomfortable when people do nice things for
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  Speaker 2: happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: If it's a weird color, no one steals it. You say, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why not? I would? I would use that in our industry.
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  Speaker 1: You actually have a brain, so by it up, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going black. They'll never get kidnapped. You could also get
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  Speaker 1: You can also get weird colors cheap.
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  Speaker 4: The people.
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  Speaker 1: Don't we teach people?
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  Speaker 3: Iraq would love a yetti dude, right, No, I love
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  Speaker 3: the yetties.
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  Speaker 1: You know that give me him.
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  Speaker 3: And I got you that, you know, everything separate. I
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  Speaker 3: got the handles and everything.
• 5:46
  Speaker 5: So it was a beautiful.
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  Speaker 6: He's got that bag, that's amazing. It's a two thousand
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  Speaker 6: dollars bag, but that thing is awesome. YETI bag when he.
• 5:52
  Speaker 5: Brings all the right right in here, pull up the
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  Speaker 5: yetti bag, Paul, let's put it.
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: You want to put mark?
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: You just text me your birthday and I will maybe
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: a little Yeah, he'll show up under the birthday tree.
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 6:07
  Speaker 4: Eric?
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: I said he missed mine two months ago. He can
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: always make up with it.
• 6:10
  Speaker 4: I could make up.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: I could, dude. This is a great Yeah, this dude.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: So let's get some beers flowing. Yeah, I heard he
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: sent me some beers for my birthday of Vic just
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: fell through the aviation ductor beer.
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: I would wash in my hands.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Vic hinted to me today that he kind of wanted
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: to take a day and I was like, there go.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, thank you, you're a good man. I know
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  Speaker 1: those were for you, Vic wrote.
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: Vic texted me about an hour ago, he goes, who
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: else you got on the show today?
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, you need to take a day.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: He goes, thanks, you're a good man.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: He was at the Yankees game last night, I believe so.
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  Speaker 2: And he's been traveling his ass off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So we got Carluiz, the Mad Cuban and Mark Norman.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yah, y go on, Hey, good to be here back.
• 6:59
  Speaker 5: I was just in Vae, so it's gonna be back.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: Jesus, you're all over the fucking place.
• 7:03
  Speaker 5: I was in Lost Wages.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, remember that? Do you remember that from last week?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Huh? I was Vegas. It was wild. I was. I
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: was in the downtown Vegas Fremont, so I stayed off
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: the strip. That's the coolest thing to do for people watching.
• 7:14
  Speaker 5: Way better. It's even trashier. Poor people are there, right,
• 7:18
  Speaker 5: you know, and just.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's way better, but it's cool
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: if you like people watching.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: It gets a bit sketchy.
• 7:25
  Speaker 5: I like the sketch. I like a little little vibe
• 7:27
  Speaker 5: out there. It's a little it's got some stank on it.
• 7:30
  Speaker 4: You know, right, not the best?
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Were you walking around? A lot of walking around.
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: I hit the pool all day, hit the slots all night,
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  Speaker 5: A big roulette guy, and uh I want some money.
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  Speaker 5: We did some shows and got hammered, did some drugs
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  Speaker 5: and got some gash it, got some gag A fun night,
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  Speaker 5: good with him, good girl, nice girl, great gal.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: You like the roulette, big fam. We'll have to think.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: What do you do though? Put my own black somebody
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: on red and that's it. That's it.
• 8:02
  Speaker 5: You don't have to sit there and like with black Dog,
• 8:04
  Speaker 5: you're computing the whole time. Alright, I got twelve, he's
• 8:06
  Speaker 5: got eighteen. What's the next guard?
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: You know it's too much. Nah.
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: When I play blackjack, I go with the hunch, really,
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: and then it pisses off everyone else at the table
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  Speaker 2: because I'm supposed to play by the rules.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, I got a haunch, there's a four
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  Speaker 1: in there. I got a seventeen. Let's do this.
• 8:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone at the table gets so mad. I know
• 8:23
  Speaker 5: they're throwing off their game.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Now, that's what they say. I'm gonna can't.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: Can't you throw it off in a way that they're
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: they win hands?
• 8:31
  Speaker 5: You can, but I see that's all out of work
• 8:33
  Speaker 5: and counting cars, and I can't do that.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: Shit, right.
• 8:35
  Speaker 4: I'm a Last time I was at the we stayed
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: at the the Bloge with the fountains Blagio.
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: So we stay there and my wife is checking in
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: and checking into the villagers and nightmare. It's like, you know,
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: on Friday, there's a two hour line.
• 8:49
  Speaker 4: So yeah, she gives me.
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: She only lets me spend a certain amount of money
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: at the casino because the kids will never go to college.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: If you leave me there for an hour, right.
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: We'll be bankrupt. Right.
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: So I have I don't know, like twenty five hundred
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: bucks or three grand in my pocket. I literally was
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: in the casino for ten minutes and it's fucking gone.
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: While they're waiting to get on, while they're waiting to
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: get online blackjack roulette.
• 9:13
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, I thought, Really Jesus.
• 9:15
  Speaker 4: I just bet on the number four like a crazy person.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: Four.
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: It's my birthday.
• 9:19
  Speaker 5: You get thirty six to one odds or whatever. When
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: you hit, you hit, that's true, you know what I mean?
• 9:23
  Speaker 5: You go up thirty six times.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: So I am lights out, you know, out of money.
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: And how much was it twenty five or thirty five hundred?
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: Oh wow?
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: So you know, big chipper, you know what I mean.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I go and I'm like, oh fuck, I
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: got nothing, you know what I mean? Yeah, I look
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: in my pocket and I have a voucher because when
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: I first came in, I used a voucher for the
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: slot machines while while I was looking at the rolette store.
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: They have there, so they had two slids. I got
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: a little voucher and the voucher had like one hundred
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: bucks in it, you know what I mean. So I
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: go into the smoking.
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  Speaker 3: Section where the where the slot machines are, just have
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: a cigarette because to explain to my wife that I
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: just blew all the money that was a lot.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I put.
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  Speaker 3: The fucking thing in, I hit it, and I hit
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: all my money back in and it was a fifty
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: dollars slot. I didn't realize, you know how you're just
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: wandering around.
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I got it.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's unheard it.
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: I went right back on fucking line with my wife, like,
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: you spent all the money and I had to.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Wait so you were able to tap out and not
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: continue gambling at that point.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Well, well after that, my wife was fully active and
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: if I don't watch her, it's more expensive than anything
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: I can do.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: And what do you mean active military.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: To the suite, she's you know, she's in the ship.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: Are looking at that book. You know what I mean,
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: she's already doing the math. How to get to the
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: Caesars shops?
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: Like, let me get a Sicilian? Yeah I knew it.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: How do you know that mark? I'm half the silk,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: so you understand that ship? Oh yeah, what is she
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: from Jersey?
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: Jersey?
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Come on? You are you do any touristy things in Vegas?
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: I went to the Caesars buffet, went hard on that.
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: I pulled a real car all out there and I
• 11:10
  Speaker 5: was that buffet. It got voted best buffet and lost
• 11:12
  Speaker 5: in Las Vegas. A fucking It's like a seafood bar.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: They got an omelet bar, and I stand behind that
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: fas all right, I go to that Caesar's.
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: Buffet over anything? Dude? Have you gone to the breakfast there?
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: You want to? I went, yeah, It's unreal.
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: I can't even start. It makes me want to tear up.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: How nice it is.
• 11:34
  Speaker 5: They do a genius thing where they have tiny portion,
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: so they'll be staking eggs and a plate this big, right,
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: and they'll be chicking the waffles on plate this big,
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: a little omelet, little silver dollar pancakes.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: You have a little everything, right, or in my case,
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: you just have thirty plates.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nice, a nice tasting yes, yes.
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: One eggs benedict. How good is that?
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Like you get the it's all you need, just want
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: to taste and move on.
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: And they have freshly squeezed juices in these little plastic
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: sealed containers, which I hate caraps.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: They're dirty. The juice tastes like shit.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Yep, perfect little juices, any juice your heart desires.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: Anything sounds like it's better than most restaurants. To check
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: out the buffet. Oh, here's pictures. Look, the minis wonderful.
• 12:14
  Speaker 5: It was beautiful and it was crazy because you just
• 12:17
  Speaker 5: look at your plate. You're walking back to your table.
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: You got jello, a hard boiled egg, lasagna, mughu guy pan,
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: and an oyster.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah everything.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: The Chinese seafood section is nuts food from all over
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: the world mark Yeah, hey, how was it out there?
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Since the special? Did you notice a little bump up or.
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: Little bump, not a big bump, but little bump. It
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: was a key bump of people.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: You'll take the little bump. I'll take a little bump.
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: And I gotta say the special was I mean, the
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: festival was great, but they didn't advertise it that well,
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: so the shows weren't greatly attended, but they took care
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: of us.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: What they just assumed that people would come without any advertising.
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: Think, well, they had some good nan, they had Hotel,
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: they had Burt Kreischer, they had some good cheka. Yeah,
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: but I think they they put all the money in
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: the comic activities, which is a thing festivals do now
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: because they want all the commons to talk about it.
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: But you got to get the fucking seats filled.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: People. What's the comic activities? I don't even know about.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: They got us a buffet, they got us a stratosphere.
• 13:13
  Speaker 5: We all could jump off the stratosphere paid for Uh,
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: they got us.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: So what you wander around and then you do this
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: ship and then you're on your Instagram or whatever talking
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: about it and saying, oh, by the way.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Hashtag not the worst fucking strategy.
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: It's not the worst strategy. But if you're hashtagging and
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: tweeted there no one cares. You got to do that
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: shit a week early, right, and you know, so no
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: one knew. People come out like I heard about it today.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I ran over here. I was like, oh shit, they
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: got to put a billboard up here.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: They didn't have time to take the long drive or whatever.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Right right Burt Kreischer's podcast I did, which really is
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: an animal. He's an animal. He was at the buffet
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: boozing it up.
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, this guy, he was getting those ivs to
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: his room, those hangover IDs ordered to his room ivs.
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: You know, he put the the needle in and all
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: that seven am he would get one and they just
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: start up all over again.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa time out.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: You don't know about those. I've been the game way
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: too long, of the game since since eighteen thirty two.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, doctors do it? Since Clinton was president.
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: Button.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I might have squeezed in a little bush.
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: Before I got it out.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: Get it down.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: We have a black president that wrote that, wrote that,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: wrote itself. No, you could order an IV in Vegas.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: You can get one anywhere anywhere.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: What do them here?
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: You do it?
• 14:30
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're big, dude, They're the best you can
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: life of the party.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Hangover. Wow, I've been out of touch. I don't know
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: what this is.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: These are electroly like packets. This is not you need to.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Have it but a needle bloodstream at least two bags worth.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: There you go and who uh puts the needle in
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: your arm or you doing it yourself, or they help
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: you out a little.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I did one that was full of potassium. I don't know,
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: it was yellow like pea, it was full of potassium
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: or something. I felt unbelievable, I mean hungover. I drank
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: a whole bottle of bourbon.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I locked my wife out of the hotel room because
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: I thought she was like a Russian spy or something.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: I was gone. I was out of my fucking mind.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, next morning, two bags of that potassium whatever.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: It was like, nothing ever happened.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Really, I was talking.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: To everybody, like you know usually the next day, I'm a.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Piece of shit. Sure, up the same way, right, not.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Eating like like you know how you eat when you're hungover,
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: trying to get over that.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just get worse. I want something greasy now
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: you're sick.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those IV begs takes care of everything.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right back in the game and it comes with
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: and the and they come in just like doctors, I mean,
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: especially in Vegas.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: They want you back back on the game right there.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: They want you off the sidelines right there.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: The story is doctors were hungover, but they had to
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: go to work at seven am, so they would just
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: say fuck you and put the ivy in and then
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: they would feel better and go.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Back to work. So then they said, hey, we can
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: sell this, and that was how is that legal?
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: It's all good for you? And they got a supervisor there.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know putting needles in.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Uh, this is the wrong.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: In the arm of uh people staying at your hotel.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: These people are buying coke off of some guy at
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: nineteen eighty two.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: You think they're worried about some.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I understand, I do understand. We should get doctor Steve
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: on the phone and see how safe this. Yeah, this
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: is safe FDA approved.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I'm still here.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, we got a rumor coming in. Rumor, We got
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: a rumor coming in. I hate a rumor.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Let's bring it out.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: No rumors today. By the way, these beers are getting hot. Yeah,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: we got rumors coming in. Uh. I hope it's the
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Fleetwood Mac album. I don't know what these beers are.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I recognize the Brooklyn lager. You want that? Well, yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: let's about I don't know that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: That gold top looks I love pills.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: This is a Czech Republic. Uh, I call the check.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: You think that would be a good one. Yeah, but
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: they're they're luke warm, baby, and we need uh still drink.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: We need an opener? I got one? And what is
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: this back in black ship? I don't know Obama allowed
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: to say black on this channel? Oh boy, I don't
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: know a thing.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: You got to say African American. But then there's black
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Lives Matter?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: So which one is?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I say black?
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I say black too.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like house we could say black? U we
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: canna say black?
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Get them in the movie.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: What about this fucking terrorist thing? I know we don't
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: want to spend too much time on it because it's
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: a downer, but what the fuck they're figuring it out?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Then all these concert venues and uh the arenas for
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: sporting events, they've become relatively safe, so now they're like, well,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: fuck that all these people.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Have to leave.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, pretty genius of Ice is to go there.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: No one saw that coming. You'll never see that a
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: million miles. Also hilarious that I ices had to google
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Ariana Grande and buy tickets. That's kind of funny to
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: think about it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: They didn't buy they didn't have to buy tickets. Is
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: that crazy?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, they didn't go in. No, that's what I'm saying.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: They're figuring out because they realized that we've all, you know,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: pumped up our security at all these events, and now
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: it was outside because now you got everyone leaving in
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: a big, massive crowd.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, Carl Well, coming from an affluent neighborhood in New Jersey,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: this attack, I've gotten more chatter. Yeah, on the moms
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: because they go to these concerts with the girls and
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: stuff like this.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Everybody's wide open red.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Alert, which is fucking yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It's unbelievable. And if you see how the carnage that
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: was in this thing.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you look at the news reporting the first
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: twenty minutes when this thing popped off, you would think
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: there was a fender bender.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, Like, I'm getting the news reports
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: on my phone.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I don't believe the media doesn't want they want to
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: go all in right away. They want to make it
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: sound as bad as possible.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: And then they golf there was an incident at the
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: there's a screenshot of it.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: There's an incident in England, like you know, what the
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: fuck happened? Saying this was full blown terrorism.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Is that you see shit they're trying to you can't
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: say certain shit they don't, you know, like every red
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: blood American thirty seconds, I just like, uh, all right,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: some muzzlim guy blew up this thing and that's how
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: a bow.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, done right.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: And they're just tiptoeing around and saying, you're just like,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: just that's the dies.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: That's dangerous to tiptoe. This is a serious thing.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: We got a right well, I mean, you got Trump
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: all over and he's calling them evil losers, evil losers.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: The clip, Uh do we want to hear the clip? Yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: we could do that. This is President Trump.
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: As President of the United States, on behalf of the
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: people of the United States. I would like to begin
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: by offering my prayers to the people of Manchester in
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: the United Kingdom. I extend my deepest condolences to those
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: so terribly injured in this terrorist attack, and to the
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: many killed and the families, so many families of the victims.
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: We stand in absolute solidarity with the people of the
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: United Kingdom. So many young, beautiful, innocent people living and
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: enjoying their lives murdered by evil losers in life.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I won't call.
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: Them monsters because they would like that term.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: They would think that's a great name. I will call
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: them from now on.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: Losers because that's what they are.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: They're losers.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about twitters?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: And we'll have more about what, but they're losers. Just
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: remember that a loser terrorist losers what Eric saying, we
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: need to use this for our promo.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: That'd be great, horrible situation, not light of it at all,
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: but just having Trump calling us a bunch of losers.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: But he's called me an Anthony losers for real.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: But this is cleaner audio. That's that's the old show
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: where everything had a suck and we beat the ship
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: out of everything.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: It is what I loved about that video.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: You got to isolate the head of Palestinian that he's
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: like like, imagine how fucking awkward that room is. He's
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: talked about terrorism in Palestine and the guy you can
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: just see him like he's shuffling around his Odiom shit,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: he doesn't even want to like hurry up, bro, get this.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: He's west spring over to his colleagues like this, did
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: we do this?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: This? Losers? Losers?
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: I like anything a monster. They'll like to have a
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: loser that'll get them.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that'll really piss them off.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I mean, and then the mainstream media,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: they just did something that pisses me the fuck off.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: It's a tragedy. Everyone understands it, they feel it in
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: their gut. And to make it worse, they're like.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: And the youngest victim was eight years old.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: They always have to go with the youngest victim. Why
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: it's already a tragedy and everyone feels like shit, But
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: that's the nay true.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Then they want to fucking really make it hurt even more.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Remember there's there's still trying to Maybe they want clicks
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: and likes and retweets, and.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: But what's the difference.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: If the youngest victim is eight, that's supposed to have
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: hurt even more.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: It's no longer what the news is, it's how much
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: news the news can make.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Like, it's just like a
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: factory of fucking news.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: When I realized what news was bullshit, I was driving
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: down to Memphis and we had serious XEM and I
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: could have listened to the show because they have no replay.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: So what happened, Oh this was recently, Yes, you son
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: of a bit?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: News I just realized didn't have a replace. I said
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: it put something else.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Well, why aren't why aren't you doing the on demand
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: and stuff that they say it's so easy for everybody. No, no,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go through that ship.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not going through that. I don't get that. Then
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: once a point I satellite, I'll just listen to podcasts.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Christ this really hurts.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: So I put on Fox News that whole little thing
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: was for you and those fucking yet he's what you did.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: You were out of line?
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Look at them?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Was gift Eastern color? I just said the color was
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a little figgy. Yeah, that's a limited edition.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Don't say homo or faggy, can't say, will get very upset.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I continue there.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: So I'm listening, you know, And if you listen to
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: you know, any show you know on on this channel
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: or anything, it's a constant going right, it's a story
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: you can listen.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: You know, good or bad, you can listen.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I put on Fox News without you know, on serious
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: extem on the radio, holy ship, without the visual. They
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: give you maybe one piece of information every fucking hours.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: It's just on one long loop.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: It's a loop, and I'm just sitting I'm like, holy,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: And you don't realize it until.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: You're not seeing the TV. You know, you're just listening.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: You get no information.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I've cut down my news watching by at least seventy
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: five percent because of that very reason.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm caught it right.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Well, as soon as they have a new info on
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Trump or the Russian investigation or terrors and whatever the fuck,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: it'll pop up and then you're like, Okay, it's new,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: so now I'm back, you know, checking out the news
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: because you get caught is good.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Over again.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: You're like, I heard this now twelve times? Why am
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I watching this?
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: And the irony is you're getting less information, but more graphics,
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: more ticker, more words, more bullshit.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: And then it just keeps growing and growing, but you
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: don't know any more facts. And there should be laws
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: that when you say fucking breaking news, there better be.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: De capitated fucking person or some other explosion. I don't
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: break news this, I mean commercial CNN.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: CNN starts every hour with breaking news.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, of course not.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: But there's still enough people out there that are buying
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: into it because when they see breaking news, they go, oh,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I got to watch They're getting tricked and they don't
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: even know it. I also love when the mas remedia, like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: let's say there's a riot and the riots long over, right,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: but they continue to show the footage off the riots
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: because they want you to think that it's actually still happening.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they'll throw out whatever's sexy, like black man
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: shot in the face by a white lady, and you're like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: that really happened, because now some guys business is getting
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: burned down because if you're fucking shitty.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: News because you're a sexiness Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Exactly, it's it's not sexy if it's you know.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I was. I was.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: It was unbelievable to me how little they actually give
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: as far as information.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, that's why you got to switch services. What
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: do you mean, Headline News or BBC? Oh yeah, headline
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: We carried BBC on Serious XM and they're constantly updating stuff.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's go to Kevin in South Carolina. Kevin, welcome
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: to the show.
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: Ah, great show man.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 10: The only bright spot about the whole thing was on
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: Fox News Today, and I think it was outnumbered. There
• 25:56
  Speaker 10: was a reporter that sounded like his tongue was way
• 25:59
  Speaker 10: too big for his mouth. He had a hell of
• 26:01
  Speaker 10: a slur.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it we allowed to play that on
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: this channel or we'll offend somebody.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Get that audio immediately. Is wrong with you?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: If you have a giant tongue, you might want to
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: turn off the channel so you're not offended.
• 26:19
  Speaker 11: Get a laugh with tragedy.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: We'll try to find the audio. All right, thank you, buddy. Yeah,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: but this this thing, and then CNN broke in to say, hey, man,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: just want to let you know, Ariana Grande is fine,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: and it just seems extremely weird considering how many people died.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Also the drunk driver. Do you get you guys sure
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: have did a number on that.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: No, I.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Drove their times square that guy.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we did a little. But Mark with the
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: new show, I'm trying to like trying.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: To keep it pause, trying to get rid of all
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: that fucking. We'll touch on the stuff and then try
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: to move on. But what you got on that?
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: No, I just thought it was right outside the building
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: blocks away. It's insane. Did you see the footage that
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: it's like a video game. They're flying over the.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: That's live GTA right there.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, we've all done it, you know, at home, right
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: playing GTA.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: But it was grazy.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: You see how he just made the sharp yeah, and
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: was able to accelerate in like half a second. It
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: was up to crazy speed within a half a second
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: to a second.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: I haven't played video games in twenty years. Oh yeah,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: I don't get it. What I mean, you don't get it,
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Like the whole GTA, I've never played it. I've never played.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: For the last video game you've played.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: The last video game I played, I think was duck Hunt.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: A damn duck Hunt.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Awesome game. I had the gun and everything.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: That's a lot that games from like eighty eight, maybe
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: twenty years.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how old's duck Hunt? Iraq eighty five? Damn.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Even with all the eighty five eighty six somewhere in there,
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: even with all the games your kids are playing on
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: the iPad, you're not.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Moving back into video games a little bit.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I mean when I saw a perfect tity, I quit. Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: put all that stuff.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: I was out living a world with both.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find but no I can't.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: You can squeeze a tit while you angry bird.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Him a little bit, Mark, This is a little bit
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Iraq Radio.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: It's all about the Iraq Radio on Instagram.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: He's all about the g t A.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like a Matt.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Aren't you like a master g t A or No,
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: there's people who can just walk past you and do
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: headshots on you with one click.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I saw that down.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: I just go and call cause carnage in the city,
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: like you steal an ambulance and block an off ramp right,
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: and then when that's all built up.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: You know, you just launch an RPG into the crowd
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: or something. Why are you so into death and destruction
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: on your g t A game these days?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: That's that's what the whole game is about.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that someone hashtag Chris Christie.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Don't get into the games now because it's the times
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: I have friends they played from noon till four in
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: the morning every day.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I know those people. Man, which games they playing?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Off man, it's like Call of Duty all those like
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: is it RPG?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: What multiplayers? Multiplayer? Yeah, it's crazy how much they'll play.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I want to play the killing games because I like those. Yeah,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: but I can't because my kids are eleven, so I don't.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: I can't. I'm not allowed to bring those games in.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Aren't they playing like Minecraft already?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: My daughter she's out of Minecraft now because they said
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: that there was a big collapse in in the Minecraft
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: world with the YouTube. They changed the rating systems on
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: YouTube so you couldn't monetize it if they if they
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: if you.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Cursed on it or some ship.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Right, So all the Minecraft their people stopped watching the videos.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: And she told me, she tried to tell me the story.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: I was drunk when she was telling.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Me, what you mean? Or they stopped making them because
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: they're not mine.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: They stopped making him.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, which one is mine? I'm thinking a mind sweeper.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: The one that it looks like an eighties video, like
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: an eighties digital video.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know this one. It's all the Dire Streets
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: video that looks like.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: There's a documentary that the that I have made on
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: this one too?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Is it good? It's pretty good. About the guy who
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: created it. Huh, he's gotta be worth a few bucks.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: He's he's in the billion dollar terrior.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: He's not worried about replays that foint.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Wait, he's worth a billion from creating Minecraft. He owns
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the coding to the game and the right watch. Plus
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: there's a whole merchandising line.
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: What you do.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Carries me.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: He's about to show support. Look what he's worth one
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: point four billion dollars. Show up if you can find,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: if you can find and look, I think it's on
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: i f C. Look for the documentary on him.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I'll definitely watch it. Yeah, you fucking met I can't
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: even get that. I can't even keep the radio show going.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: I'm closing restaurants. Video.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he comes up with a simple fucking game.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: He's worth one point four billion?
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Did Eric?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Did he do any other games?
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I'm sure he did, but this was the one that
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: is important that anyone cares about.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know any about this. Now the kids love it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I got a four and a seven, and they're all
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: about it. I mean they've been playing since they were
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: two or three. I don't know if that's smart parenting.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: But isn't it funny how it all comes back like
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: this game looks super basic and pixely, and now the
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: kids are playing with these spinny things that they hold.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Have you seen don't get me started.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: It's just the most basic bullshit and everything. They're like,
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: this is the hot fat I'm like, wow, we have,
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: you know, crazy graphics and holograms, and that's what.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: They're playing with.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: It just keeps going back to shit like Instagram stories.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: It's just a twelve second video of you going, hey,
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: bagget and twill in your thumbs.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I gotta check allowed to say faggots?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Hey, oh ship, we'll beat that.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, beat the faggot things going on with you?
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gay, Mark Norman, you're talking. We were talking to
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Rob O'Neil this seal.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Mark couldn't get a word out. He just look at
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: I'm gay.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I could never do what you do. You're gay. What
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: we found out today we were going out.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: You can't you know how some buildings have entrances on
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: both sides of the street, so you could cut through
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: the lobby, especially if it's raining or something through buildings
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: can't do that anymore right now. We just tried doing
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: it today and two buildings were just like cut through
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: because of the thing in Times Square. But what do
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: you have to now scan your ID when you come
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: into the building in order to cut through to the
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: other side.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Of the Really? Yeah, these fidgets though, man, they have
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: taken over the fucking world. There is an article in
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: the paper today that they have to.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Keep them away from the counters because people are just
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: stealing them.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Damn. And they're not even that expensive, right, They're.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Only a few bucks, right, Eric, I don't get it,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: don't know what is the appeal. I get it, and
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: you want let's go back to the guy that made
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: the one point four billion. If you ever done any
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: inline skating also.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Called rollerblading, sure, that's all it is, because I used
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: to play with my I don't know what they're called,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: but that's what they are. Basically, they're the ball bearings. Yes,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I used to play and spin. I'm like some asshole
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: that is in the rollerblading inline skating world.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Realize, I guarantee that's the story. And wait a minute,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I think I got something here, and then I kind
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: of modified it and now it's all the rage.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: But if he told you about that, you go, it's
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: not gonna sell. I know that's you never know you
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: got any fidgets in your house.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I've got two of them, eleven years old each, the
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: fucking fidget all day up and down. Oh yeah, so
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: nice to have them back, Yeah, just back into their life.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: They're in their loop.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, they were.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: They did the family vacation, come out of the matrix.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Man, they were fucking and now they're back. Now they're
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: back on their eyepass spots.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Right, found a tick on my dog?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: How'd you how'd you find that?
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I go through them, man, damn, I go through them
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: because he stayed with my mother.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Takes a no joke.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I stayed with my mother. He stays with my mother
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: in lunch. She has a really wooded area, right, And
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: I know they're just gonna let them out. You know
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: that dog was living Levito Loca for like four fucking days,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: eating his own ship, peeing his own mouth. He chalk
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: your laugh. He's as dumb as they get.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: The dog vegas out there, and I go.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Start going through them, and it was giant beside my
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: thumb's fully and gorge very sucked out a lot of blood.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Man, can dogs get lyne disease?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: They can't.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think they certainly can't. Oh yeah, takes a
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: no joke, Mark Norman, especially when you have kids.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: My friend got line disease. He got dumber.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: It was weird, no joke. He was like, he got
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: like foggy and weird. He couldn't remember anything. He went
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: to the hospit like, oh, you got limes and now
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: he's back.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: He's so dumb.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's not got dumber.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: It's a symptomle it. Yeah, you slow, your brain slows down.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: You get tired real quick.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: There's a tick. There's a tick out there that makes
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: your vegetarian no joke.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: What can we look that up?
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: All right? Call doctor Steve.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: If you get dogs can get line because he's according
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: to all right, really yes, how do you know I'm
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: looking at pet m D right now, MD.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: That's all fake news. My dog's fine. Game a beer.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: The dogs canna get dumber? Yeah? Are we allowed to
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: point out that people who get dumber? What happened?
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: You get like a list of ship You can't.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Oh this channels eating itself alive.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Just sit back and watching.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, right there, everyone hates each other on this.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Everybody beautiful. I love it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I love everybody.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: The great Group's been years right.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Bites from certain ticks, such as the lone star ticket
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: the US, which can transfer this carbohydrate to the victim,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: has been implicating in the development of this delayed allergic response,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: which is triggered by the consumption of.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Bro If you don't want to.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: If you don't want to, products to the contrary, and
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: alpha geology does not require the effect to become a
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: vegetarian as well. Get it off the whole tree and
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: fish trigger reaction like the Beavis and Butted thing where
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: he's just going.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Word ironically, lone Star is a steakhouse makes your vegetarian?
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: Good night, folks.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: What didn't I just read there? You learn that you
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: could turn into a vegetarian. I'm telling you, Mark, I'm listening.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Once he saw that I made one point four billion
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: on Minecraft, He's all you have the asshole express. He
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: is so fucking mad right now?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Great born telling you.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Bring up Ryan Seacrest.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I bet you today, lass over.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: You want to look at you for there is hot Opie,
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: come on.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Me before the business took its toll on hot Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: seventy five million dollar.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're making that back in the seventies.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I told you.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Just triggers all right, bigger, Yeah, he looks sad. We
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: should move on.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Let's move on.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: So how about that fucking terrorist attack? Did you see
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the tweet from the asshole? No, what everyone's talking about.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: The writer freelance writer for the company laid on me,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: what an idiot?
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a couple, he had three that I
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: saw he was and he left it up. He didn't delete,
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: and he was relentless dude.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Whatever. But this public shaming will fucking take its toll
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: on you. Oh yeah, and they're going hard. David, Yeah,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: that's him. This is his first one, which one? So
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: this thing pretty much just we're just finding out about
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: it here in America.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: And he writes, honestly, for over a year, I thought
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: in Ariana Grande was something you ordered at Starbucks.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: But this is the one. Where's the bad one?
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: The multiple what multiple screen capped it?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: He deleted it, but he screencapped.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, multiple confirmed fatalities at Manchester Arena. The last time
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I listened to Ariana Grande, I almost died too. It's
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: David Underscore leave it levitt l E A V I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: T T yikes.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: And then justin screen capped it, posted and posted it
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: back to him saying, hey, you deleted your joke, here's
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: your thing. And then but he had another one to
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: no good for just go back to justice tweet because
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: this is worth reading. He goes, hey, David, how do
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: you say his last name?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Leave it I guess you deleted your joke tweet about
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the kid is killed in the terror attack, but I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: saved it. Please retweet so people see his joke. Yeah,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: good for you, justin oh man, yikes. And then he
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: had another one, didn't He had a couple more.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: He was the woless. He just fought back.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: He's a writer for yeah, he uh he, I don't know.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking dick. You got to understand how to
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: do that shit. It's very it's a sensitive thing. He
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: just kept write that edgy humor there.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Mark. You got to be really careful.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough, and it's better be damn good joke
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: right or else it's a it's a witch hunt, all right.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: He'll get fucked over this.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he had one when everybody started to flood in
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: on him for his comments, and he went, what too soon?
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: And then he just kept trolling them.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: This guy's got a vendetta. He's got some issues. You think,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: how many followers is he cooking?
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Sixty thousand? Last night he had sixty thousand.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, sixty thousand.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: But if you, yeah, if you were doing because I
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: saw those last night, I was doing the reverse searches
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: on it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: And sorry for offending. Didn't realize the magnitude of the tragedy. Really,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I always make stupid jokes about whatever's trending, condolences.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: To a fan.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: And this is bullshit too, because everyone found all the
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: writing and other work he did for these other companies, right,
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: and then started flooding their newsrooms, their CEOs, all of
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: that stuff with the screen caps of his post.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Oh man, this day, in this day and age, you're
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: fucked for that ship. Yeah, he'll be fucked. He will
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: be fired. I'll never get a writing gig again.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Chezzelnut always as a good bed, like a bad offensive tweet.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: But it's always a brilliant line.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: That's the key.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: It's got to be brilliant.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: It's got to be brilliant or two or he don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: give up, He doesn't give a fuck. He jumps right in.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but somehow he gets a pass because he does
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: it for everyone, and it's always a killer line. And
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know, he's just a funny guy.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Right. People will let it slide for some reason.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Uh, this guy had info in the fidgets.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Oh what into those are stupid? There's Ste's done. Is
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: the stupid No, fidgets are stupid.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I want to know.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: You're stupid doing it.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Actually, it's a it's a gal Lori in New Jersey.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe people like Hi Laurie, Hello, Laurie Laurie.
• 41:18
  Speaker 12: Hi, Uh, Carl, I got a bone to pick. Keep
• 41:21
  Speaker 12: with you, but that could be another time.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: No, we can bang that out real quick ahead.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's bang that show.
• 41:26
  Speaker 12: Well, I love Carl's restaurant. It's amazing. You guys have
• 41:29
  Speaker 12: to go. But Rowland told them to put me on
• 41:32
  Speaker 12: for a reserve base.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sir, about that?
• 41:38
  Speaker 12: Did you get in forty five minutes? And your workers
• 41:42
  Speaker 12: are like, talk about Mount Breethers You were right?
• 41:45
  Speaker 13: Bo.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the problem.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: My workers, unfortunately come from are wealthy.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: And white like you. So what happens is they don't
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: really want to work.
• 41:55
  Speaker 12: We're definitely not.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: No, she was really ten, which which one we youre
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: talking about?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: The big Hawaiian with the predator dreads, Because she's awesome.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: She doesn't even know she works there. I got to
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: remind her that I'm her boss.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm Carl.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: She's like you ain't Marie.
• 42:18
  Speaker 12: Amazing. It's worth the way the muscles are ridiculous.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: So here's what happened with our staff. What happened was
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: we made we made this year. We made the biggest
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: mistake ever, you know, and I try to learn from him,
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: but sometimes you don't see it coming. Yeah, we started
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: doing something that we never did before. We paid for
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: it right away. What happened was we have so many
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: friends of ours that have you know, that live in
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: the town and stuff. We decided we were going to
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: help out and hire their kids for the summer.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, holy fuck.
• 42:47
  Speaker 14: I mean just I mean snowflakes in uh like just disconnected,
• 42:55
  Speaker 14: led entitled, texting, like taking an order and texting, snapchatty run,
• 43:01
  Speaker 14: like constantly.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Eating, terrible hygiene.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I mean you know what I mean. Like this one girl,
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you gotta clean your nails.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: You can't come in here like you And she's like,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: what are we making computers?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, even do you psycho like that?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Like just really, it's we learned a hard, hard lesson
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: this year.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Plus because of this radio show your numbers one way up.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: But we were busy and and let me tell you something.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: It's uh, it was something that we just.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: We're on our last leg of getting the last math
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: mouth breather out and then we're back to like and
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: then we have a hard rule. I mean it's illegal,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So I got to hire
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: you know, the best candidate whatever. But yeah, you know,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: we're trying to hire retired people, you know what I
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: mean that have been out of the workforce for a
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: little while in their fifties and sixties, because they show up.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: They work, they care, you know what I mean.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would, I would love, but VIC would argue
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: with all the tables in that sports like if someone
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: came in with a wrong like a Tennessee hat or
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: something and the music.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tell everything about each song.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh well, I think Laurie is ready to move on.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Tell the stuff.
• 44:11
  Speaker 12: No, I just want to know next time, how do
• 44:12
  Speaker 12: I like, make sure I get a reservation and don't
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: have to stand for an hour?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Oh entitled? Well, I'll make sure you get You want
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: me to handle this, Carl, I'll get it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: I'll get it. It's okay. My kids don't need to
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I suggest.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: You find another fucking restaurant to go to, Laurie, how
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: about them out?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I love Lauri, Am I helping you out?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: No?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: I know, Laurie, l.
• 44:34
  Speaker 12: My buddy.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Now, patience.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: The restaurant's small. It's only nine tables, so so it's
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: not you know, you've been there. You know it's really small.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: So it's nine tables and it's hard to it's hard
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: to get it's hard to get food. But I really
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: appreciate this. This is really gonna help my business. Thank you
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: very much.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Take it on me, all right, Well, she wants to
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: talk about she wants to talk about fidget spinners now too.
• 44:55
  Speaker 12: So here here's a backstory. I'm on a teacher and
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: they were originally made for kids with add ADHD to
• 45:03
  Speaker 12: keep them focused, like if they had them to play
• 45:06
  Speaker 12: with during class. Supposedly they were supposed to keep them centered,
• 45:10
  Speaker 12: which doesn't really work unless they're Carl.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: You should hand them out at Marie when people are
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: waiting around for a table.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: There it is.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: I'm just texting Rolling to make sure she doesn't make
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: it back to the I'm with you.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Just put a logo on them and they could spin
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: them as they wait for a table.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Well, it's nine tables. What do you want me to do?
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: We make a home table that's it. That's it. It's
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: nine tables. It's really small. All the food's homemade.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right.
• 45:40
  Speaker 12: So yeah, so they were made and then some other
• 45:42
  Speaker 12: kids clot on, and then everybody was buying them. And
• 45:45
  Speaker 12: now they're banned in our school unless the kids have
• 45:47
  Speaker 12: it in their specialized i e. T.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Plan.
• 45:50
  Speaker 12: They're not even allowed to bring them to school.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Now, oh wow, that's incredible.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: They're stupid.
• 45:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but I'm also crushing on Mark Norman and I
• 46:00
  Speaker 12: love you. Your special is amazing, and.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: You know, thanks.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: He doesn't like compliments, so you can just when we
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: can move.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I appreciate it, Laurie, and I gotta I gotta spinner
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means, but I like it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: All right, let me move on.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Thanks Lory, Laurie, Thanks, thanks, I really appreciate that.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You're a real peach. Let's go to Darren in New Hampshire.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Darren the Phones will Live Again.
• 46:33
  Speaker 12: Love your new show.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 13: I listened to the Boys in the morning just because it's.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I don't give a funk who you listen to.
• 46:43
  Speaker 11: Get to your point, I was listening to and merch
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: last night and it's sucking unlistenable. Who is.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that is? I love him?
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: They got to walk a moy challenge every year. I'm
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: gonna enter.
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, back, I can listen at this time?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Is that it?
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Defeated.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know any of the other shows in this channel.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: How about a Happy Birthday? You fucking how about that?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Got a few happy birthdays on the line? All right? Well,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I don't answer them, did we do? I got a
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: rumor on the line.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Let's go.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: This is gonna get ugly.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Who is it for me?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say who for me? I think
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: more this guys saw something go down in Vegas? Huh moore?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You saw something go down in Vegas? Do you want
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: me to write your hand? Yeah?
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: And then, because because Marks a friend of mine, I'm
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: not gonna put him on it. Very nice to see.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I do want to make you a little uncomfortable, but
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: in the end I want to.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: I can see the letters. Watch it says c O
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: K E h E A d.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Oh. Well that could be anything. Yeah, I just sell
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the paper.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Uh huh oh yeah, yeah, answer it. It's silly, it's silly.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I was it sure that are we talking? Yeah?
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: That in the second Chuck in Boston.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, buddy, you made it through with your rumor.
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: Rest of all, let me say, there's only one show
• 48:24
  Speaker 13: on this channel. I don't listen to it because they
• 48:26
  Speaker 13: gave an American cop to a foreigner. All right, now,
• 48:30
  Speaker 13: it is a known fact. I heard it on Howard
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: Star Ron Bennington in Schumer single. But the rumor is
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: somebody speculating on this channel that Mark Forman and in
• 48:41
  Speaker 13: Schumer are currently writing yours.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Let me smell your finger, bro smells like money smells.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: That was like helicopter fuel.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Hey, come on, it's not easy to special these days
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: fellas well.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Sir, sir, you know what I I love from Boston,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: And I was talking to Mark Norman before the show.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: It's absolutely true.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: No, no, come on, she's too old for me.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Mark was telling us before the show. But we you know,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: we gotta be careful. Yeah, nice Gale, very hard working,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: very ambitious. But uh, she likes a tall blonde man.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: She likes like a hot opie.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Can I give you some advice?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Eat better? No?
• 49:25
  Speaker 15: I think we fright, we pieces together. I'm having a
• 49:27
  Speaker 15: good time, all right, she's a great catch. She comes
• 49:31
  Speaker 15: from a from a political royal family in New York.
• 49:34
  Speaker 15: Chuck Chucky Schumer's her old Chucky Chucky.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: She's got a ton of money. Yeah, she's good with money.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: You act like I don't know her, Well, of course
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just giving you. You know, the sideline car?
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Sure, sure, no, I mean we work together, we're colleagues,
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: were chums, but now it's it's not in the car.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'd rather the work.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: Imagine how nice your apartment. Then you can put your
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: apartment on air nabu make money.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I think we should ask a few questions. What do
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you think, Carl. They both like the a lot.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: You're saying, private planes, Yeah, there's lonely nights on the road.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Oh that's true. They also like to black out, so
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: they might have had sex and they don't even know it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: But that's not sex. That's not nothing. That's nothing.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: That's nothing. They'll call that the black hole. Doesn't matter
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: as long as you both wake up and agree that
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: nothing happened. Nothing happened, all.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Right, any news until it's news, and that kid is
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: a fuck soder No good time, good, good time, Thanks Bob,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: or whatever your name is.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Chucky Boston, he's a regular. Let's say how Harvey and
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Philly Horvey.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: Oh god, I love you guys.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: You make my decompression from school all the way home.
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: It's awesome.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Listen, that's where you want to talk about it already.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fidget spinners. I'm a teacher in Philly, all right, right,
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: so if anybody out there listening, you can take this
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: to heart. If they got a band of fidget spinner,
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: you're not doing your job right. All right, get the
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: kids in just they shouldn't even be pulling them out
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: if it's in their i EP. Fine, they got one, great,
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: no big deal. But if you got a school or
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: a district, for God's sake, has to ban these stupid
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: little things. You're not doing things right. Man. You gotta
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: get these kids in kgs and they listen to you
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: if they respect you. So just walk around and say, hey,
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: put it away, we got work to do, and they
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: put it away. You know, teachers gotta have a district
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: band these stupid little things. You're not doing your job right.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Come on, give me a break, Yes, Carl, raising your
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: hand over there in all defense.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: You're from Philly.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: What's throwing with that?
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: No, you you communicate.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: No, it's a compliment.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: It's like my second home. What are you gonna say
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: about Philly? This ship?
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: This guy.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Come on, you're.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Hearing this ship.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: Harvey there and take care of that ship if you
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: need me to. Yeah, right, I'm outside. I taught in
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: Philly for seven years.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying there's a compliment. Stop climbing the stairs's.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Going this is this is Philly all the way.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: All fucking stares Rocky that it was a compliment.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: I said, you have a very direct way of engaging
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: kids when I'm when I spend time on the West Coast. Yes,
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: and you, oh my god, these teachers telling the kid.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Like hippy dippy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: So I do a lot of cooking demos and stuff
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: so I get to be in the schools. So when
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: I'm on the West Coast, like when we do one
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: in the Bronx, the teacher literally rips the kids fucking
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: by their hair.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Sit down, do this. Yeah, it's settle down out in
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: the West Coast. It's a nightmare.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Really.
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: I mean, if you know your craft and you know
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: what you're teaching, you can engage them. If you're not
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: a subject matter expert. And you don't like what you're teaching,
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: get out of the business. What are you doing teaching?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Come on, teaching has just become babysitting. That's all this,
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, it's babysitting when it wants to
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: be babysitting.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: I'm with you, substitute opening the paper. He's babysitting, but
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: you actually got something to show him and teach him
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: and lead them.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: I hear you, But I'm saying, these guys, you can't
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: tell the kids. No, you can't touch the kids, you
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: can't offend the kids. It's tough.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Now I have to harvey what's the what's the best
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: cheating you've seen in your career? When I was in
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: high school, man, I figured out I would I would
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: do my my cheat sheets like anybody else that were tiny.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I learned how to write so fucking small that I
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: could keep it in my hand and put it right
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: on my desk and then cover it up. But then
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: the teacher was onto that ship. So then I started
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I started leaving it in the bathroom, and then you know,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: midway through the test, I raised my fucking hango.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I really got to go to the bathroom all.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: My notes, and I was able to look up, you know,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: three or four quick questions and get back.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: We all cheat.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: We all figured that stuff out. These days, you can't
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: look I teach Google docs. I teach computer science. These
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: kids don't even share documents with each other to cheat, right,
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: I mean the thing you got to keep them from
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: doing is top to the paste in Wikipedia. Well, I
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: got a little thing. I just pull it up and
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: it shows them everywhere they copied from the internet, and
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: I go, now, go back and do it again.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Well, is there programs that you could kind of see
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: if if they did copy and paste from the internet.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a couple of them out there. I got one.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: I mean I don't want to drop a name or anything,
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: but it's you know, I got one. It's side right
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: into Google.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I just run.
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: I don't even read the paper before I run this thing, right,
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: And as soon as it says from and it shows
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: you exactly where they got it from, I like paragraph
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: they copied.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: It's hysterical, right, all right, Harvey, we learned a lot today, buddy.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a good teacher.
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: Great, keep it up, man.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I love doing this show.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: So Thank you, Harvey, Thank you Harvey.
• 54:39
  Speaker 11: Call me anytime, tell a friend.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: All right, come and fight us.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, right, fucking dirty birds.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: So we'll do with the Phillies the best. Yeah, they
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: don't fuck around.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Philly's amazing.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I could sort of tell a story. There was a
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: there was a wedding down there. What who just walked by?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Why don't we ever get the photographer? We have people
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: in here.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: You don't want to photog in here.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: It just looks like she used.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: To come in here when I was somebody that she
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: used to come in here a lot.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: No, she makes me hold her. Shouldn't be where she
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: goes to the bathroom. I'm holding her first.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Really go through it, Johnny and Dallas go ahead.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: Hey Greg, you are something dude your birthday and you
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: are still special to.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Some of us.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, interesting, So listen.
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: So no, I'm not I'm not a what did you
• 55:28
  Speaker 8: call it?
• 55:28
  Speaker 11: Bagget?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: No, we were up to seventeen. We honestly like the faggots.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: We just want to be able to kind of be
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: silly and say, you know, faggot and faggot.
• 55:38
  Speaker 11: I know, I like it. It's a cool word.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Queer baby.
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: Listen, listen, I gotta tell you about Chuck, that faggot hillbilly.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: Well last week, it was last thursday he called you
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: and he and he did on his hillbilly ship about
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: raccoons or whatever the he's talking about. And then he goes, uh, oh, hey,
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: this this show later on in the evening, it's uh,
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: Nick DePaulo.
• 56:01
  Speaker 16: It's horrible, It's awful. It's the worst show there is.
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: I can't even I turned my radio off.
• 56:07
  Speaker 11: Well then I'm driving.
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: Home and Depoulo was taking phone calls and this copsucker goes, okay, hey,
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: we got Floyd from Tennessee on the line, and there's
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: like a couple of people you can know their boys.
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: You're like Arnold Schwarzenegger and fucking Chuck from North Carolina.
• 56:24
  Speaker 16: And it was Chuck from North Carolina. See, he was
• 56:26
  Speaker 16: Floyd from Tennessee talking on fucking Apolo Dick saying what
• 56:30
  Speaker 16: a great show he had and he loved it. And
• 56:33
  Speaker 16: I'm a fucking hill billy and I love your shit.
• 56:35
  Speaker 16: He's two faced as fuck, and I'm teddy as hell,
• 56:38
  Speaker 16: so I wanted to tattle on him.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I heard through a couple of people that he changed
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: his name but it's yeah, so obviously that I was
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Chuck from North Carolina.
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he said he was Floyd from Tennessee.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Uh, Chuck, you better call this fucking show. Yeah, Chuck,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: he's dirty. Don't you got some? All right? I don't know,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you Johnny later.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: All right, So is he Chuck? Is Chuck real?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I've seen picks. I've seen picks. All right, we should
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: take a break. Two buck, check's the best? Mark is
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: the best.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Happy birthday, by the way, forty four.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good enough.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: You know I'll admit to about that. Ah, you got
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: a real age thing. It's a hang up with you.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: It is right.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, it'll be a hang up with you too, there, Mark. Well,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: i'll give me a few more years. It'll be a
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: hang up. I'm already getting nerve. I'm thirty three and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I'm worried you're thirty three.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: I gotta watch That's thirty three.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Let's say hi to Sam in Rochester before we take
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: a break. The Home of Brother Weiz. Who I am?
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: What's going on?
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: But I watched Brother Weise every morning on Facebook. I
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: want to thank Deanna King for like facebooking live. So
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: that's how I keep tracking my pal up there. But
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: what do you got, Sam?
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 58:02
  Speaker 11: Healthy betday chef, Well thank you? Well you know what? Hey, Yeah,
• 58:08
  Speaker 11: I go right from Weeds from six to ten thirty
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: or eleven. Then I we got a few hours to
• 58:12
  Speaker 11: fill and then you guys the three. The show was great,
• 58:15
  Speaker 11: but you guys were talking about Ryan Seacrest. Really I
• 58:19
  Speaker 11: did last week?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: What happened last week?
• 58:21
  Speaker 11: He was on this He was on the show.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Obviously.
• 58:24
  Speaker 11: Jeffrey Tambourg came out and Kelly was running through his
• 58:27
  Speaker 11: credits and he said, yeah, I mean you were the
• 58:29
  Speaker 11: scary ghost and Ghost right, And Tambourg says, no, no, no,
• 58:33
  Speaker 11: You're gonna be really embarrassed. He goes, that wasn't me,
• 58:35
  Speaker 11: that was Vincent Chiavelli, and then or Vincent, I can't
• 58:38
  Speaker 11: remember the guy's last name. And then he tried to
• 58:42
  Speaker 11: try to tell him that it was him that he
• 58:43
  Speaker 11: played the ghost.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: It was it was He still trying to tell him.
• 58:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he started to tell you. He tried to tell
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: him at the beginning.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: You know, he was talking about no idea, what's going on?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: It's like another way that was a character actor.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: He was in Ghost and Ryan Seacrest Live on what
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: do they call the show live?
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know Kelly and Ryan or whatever, A
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: millionaire show.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: So he was telling Jeffrey Tambour that he was this
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: other guy.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: And then Jeffrey Tambor was trying to say, I heard
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: about this, and it was like, that's not me, that's
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: another guy.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And Ryan wouldn't let it go. He wouldn't let it go.
• 59:14
  Speaker 11: He wouldn't let it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: He said.
• 59:17
  Speaker 11: Vincent is dead, he said. And then finally of you
• 59:21
  Speaker 11: know that, the fact that he was wrong.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: It was fucking great.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 59:25
  Speaker 11: It was great, a great clip. And I heard tomorrow
• 59:28
  Speaker 11: that they're gonna have the guy from Minecraft on.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Nice we go. Here's the clip and if you care,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: thank you sir.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: What is he wearing?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Huh? What we did?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Dudel talk about all the things that you have done, well,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: some of the things you've done and you're doing to me.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: You're the scary guy in the subway and ghost. Oh
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: this is horrible. You're going to be embarrassed. That's not me.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, how are you doing you? No, it's okay?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Well are you okay?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: It wasn't anybody's notes I said, no, I think he's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: a scary.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Guy ghost right. Wow, here we go he's dead. Wow.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: And if you put up a pit, I'm still here here.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: We tried to book Vincent and he's passed away in here.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: I can you? Can you bump it up once more?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 11: Please bump it up?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Look, spitting image right, spitting in what can't wait? I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: came on to sell a book, not to be insulted.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I am hurt. My reps are here, and we are
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: filing an action suit. But to be fair, you did
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I came on in good faith. Artist said it's going
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: to be fun.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: It's not if you gave me these little pills in addressing.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: To be fair, you did say that's happened to you
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: before I had a waiter.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: We got to the bottom of it though, right if that,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: if he wasn't white, that would have been a racial thing.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: You think, Oh yeah, we don't all look alike you right? Uh?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Mark Norman, what do you got going on? Buddy? Oh?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Hey, this weekend San Antonio at the lo Ol Comedy Club.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: I'm also at the Secret Group in Houston on Wednesday,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: and then I'm in Omaha laugh, Boston, New Orleans, and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: August at the one eyed Jacks. Check the website for
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: dates Smart Normancomedy dot com and I'll see you all
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: in Hell.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: I'm teachless.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Car we god buddy, and thank you very much for
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: real for my yetties. Yeah no, I'm serious. Thank you.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: We'll see well, we'll talk after the breaks. You how
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: really thankful you are because you were really hurtful at
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: the beginning. I hate being called a regifter.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just had to ask what is the color?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Who does that?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Goldflower blue?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: Was it?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: So?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: You're talking to the guy who used to check wine
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: dot com every time somebody gave him a bottle, and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: I about to stay rock wows.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't have called you that.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: No, I'm about your mind your own business. You see
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: how nice Seacrest dresses.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Get, the nice shoes that he's crying inside. You know
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: you beautiful.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: He's got seventy five million, gets you two hundred and
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars, roll up stay tone on his wrist whatever.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Carl taping the headphones every day before the throat.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Checking wine dot com.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: That's awful.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Why do it in front of him? You're a month
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: right of my phone before before I accept this. Let
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: me go to wine dot com. What was my number again?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I forgot if they had to be over fifty buck? Yeah,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I think fifty was to cut off.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: That's fair though. I think you know what, if that
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: was your modest number, that's fair.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: But then I would pass it on to the other
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: guys for real.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: So if it was like twenty five someone else.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Oh forget it. Yes, what do you got carl?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Come to uh come to Maurice and Chatham while I'll
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: be working hard. Hopefully Lloyd didn't hurt my business that
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: caller and I got to make the money back from
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: the Yetti coolers.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are pricing.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: They're not cheap.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: That's a good looking cooler.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: But I think he's gonna he deserves them. I love
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: he's had a rough year.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, I've had a pretty good year.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Really, yes, I've had a great Oh financially, fuck it
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: took a beating. Not always about the money.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Though, Oh man, this has been one of my favorite
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: years of all time and radio. Yes, so thanks thanks
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: to guys like yourselves. If you want to go serious
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: for a minute.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Hey, Birthna, first birthday. I'm working in years, That's why
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm a little silly today. Let's drink more beer.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Bar chef on the Instagram and rolling oh with Ricky
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: ger Ricky whoa you.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Know Ricky Gervais.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I never mentioned it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: For the people that don't know, A day doesn't go
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: by without rolland mentioning Ricky dra listen, I knew him.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I fucking mentioned it too.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: He's awesome. That's cool. You got it for that show,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: but not this one, the one you booked for.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: I'm wonderful, thank you. How crazy is his house? Bro' nice?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Oh you went to his house for how many floors
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: is his apartment?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: It's very beautiful.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Have you rid in a car with him for twenty minutes?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: They're over all right, rolling really fast.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: That's fart in the bathroom went on for I think
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: at least thirty seconds.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard you were dropping pool balls in there.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: And then he starts going help helping, and he starts
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: jiggling like this, What the hell was that?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: He scared me.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: When he giggles, it helps shake it out.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, today, so started, I'm like, i gotta film this.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, but by the time I get my phone
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: out and push record, it's over. It went for another
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: twenty seconds after.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: I decided that Rowland's getting so weird. Obie like, like,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: we went out to dinner yesterday. We don't we you know,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: we haven't.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: We've been so busy. I've been so busy. We haven't
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: had time to hook up. And my he's my favorite
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: guy to go to dinner with, my.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Whole in my whole world. He can eat well, could
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: you look better?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I looked like secrets.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: So so we go to a Jewish deli and he
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: never had you never had that beef bologna before. It
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: was he was really good Jewish bologna, right, But then
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: he orders cheese on it. Now, you can't get cheese
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: at a Jewish dell it's kosher.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Ah right, no cheese on meat? You know what they
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: fucking He's having a Mexican standoff with this guy.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: So he's like, yeah, can I get a bologny in Swiss?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: The guy's like, no Swiss, trying to be nice, Yeah,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: no dinner.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: He would think all these kosher SI starred David is
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: floating through the diagram.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Hey right, He's like, huh, munster. And then he gets
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: French fries, which is fine. He orders mayo. Now, if
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: you order anything in a Jewish telly, they give you a.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Tub of it. Oh is that right?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: It's just the way that they yeahn't believe in squeeze bottles.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: They open nice and.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Glass a big dish with a spoon, right right, So
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: one place Jews are generous.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Oh no, you're paying for it. Oh okay, that's take
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: a dollar fifty for mayo. But I saw something I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: never saw before. He took the coast salad. No, no,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: he took the Coast law.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: He took mustard, yes, and mayonnaise and mixed that all
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: together for the French fries.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, the molester stew.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: Look at him, and I'm like, what are you doing?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: He goes, I don't know, snapped out of it.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: He just knew he had to do something, do something
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: because he didn't have cheese.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: So we made a coast slaw, mustard, mayonnaise, and ketchup condiment.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: It was tough, horrific, and he ate all the pickles
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: while I was on the phone.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: But delicious.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: How good was that?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Roland? Why do you fart when the truckers go by?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: You're nervous?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Do you really get nervous going on, Mike, how long.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: The day I drink like a gallon of water, stomach
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: it gurgly, and then I go bathroom.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: It happens every day. I thought he was trying for
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: the rumble of the truck to hide it so he
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: could let it.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was bad.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: I love Roland, and Roland has the best stories. He
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: tells him all in the same tone, like one of
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: the best wores you ever told me. I don't know
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: if he ever told you, guys, it was it was
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: about farting.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: He has the best farting stories. Was he went to the.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: Bathroom in his old office that he worked in and
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: it was all women and they they all had a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: meeting and they said he had.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: To go across the street. Now he wasn't allowed to
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: use the bathroom in the office.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: His old office was across the street from that. We
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: were at XM. He would come over to XM to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Damn, imagine being banned from the bathroom in your office.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Damn, you're the machine.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: You could sue for that, You could that suppression.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I like, how Mark, thanks, come on, sue him up.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Brother.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: We definitely have to take a break. I might go
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: live on my Instagram if you radio. We're going to
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: continue though with Mark Norman and Carl Ruiz.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: The stay there