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Mic Drop Comedy San Diego _ Comedian Joshua Higuera(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to another episode of Good to Know.
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  Speaker 1: This is the San Diego version of it all, and
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  Speaker 1: today we have a really, really fun guest who's going
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  Speaker 1: to be at pretty much all the clubs pretty soon,
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  Speaker 1: so You're going to hear him first, but he's going
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  Speaker 1: to be all over the towns of the five or
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  Speaker 1: four or five punk comedy clubs that are about. Without
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  Speaker 1: no further ado, let's give a big warm welcome to
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  Speaker 1: Joshua Huguera.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, everybody?
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  Speaker 3: That's all funny. We're both waking up right now, so
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  Speaker 3: it's all like... What happened? So you were kicking it? No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I just overslept. I don't know. I thought
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  Speaker 2: I was going to be up at, like, 9, and
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  Speaker 2: then I wake up to your text.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, man, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have kids?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have two. I have a 2-year-old and a 7-year-old. 2-year-old, 7-year-old.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so, like, because people that have kids are always, like,
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  Speaker 1: used to waking up super early. That's why I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you should have no problem with, like, 10 o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Well, usually I could use them as an excuse, but
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to. I was going to take responsibility
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  Speaker 2: for this one.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Easy cop out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my kids were sleeping last night.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us about your show.
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  Speaker 4: I do a show called Hilarious to Discharge that all
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  Speaker 4: the mic drops.
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  Speaker 2: It's a veteran comedy show.
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  Speaker 4: At first, I wanted it to be like all veteran comedians,
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  Speaker 4: but then I realized, like, why am I going to
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  Speaker 4: limit it to just veterans when, you know, civilian comedians
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  Speaker 4: could do it too. It's not just for vets. It'd
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  Speaker 4: be cool for all comedians to just come and perform.
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  Speaker 4: The goal is to bring out comedians, or not comedians,
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  Speaker 4: veterans out of their house. So that's pretty much my
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  Speaker 4: goal is to get vets out of the house to
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  Speaker 4: come out and have a good time together.
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  Speaker 2: And it's been pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. How long were you in? What branch too
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  Speaker 3: as well?
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  Speaker 4: Army.
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  Speaker 2: I was in the Army for nine years. Nine years.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny to hear from comics that pretty much
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  Speaker 1: lived a whole other life prior to doing stand-up and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. What all of a sudden sparked that
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  Speaker 1: interest out of the Corps? What did they call the
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  Speaker 1: Army branch like that?
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  Speaker 2: Army?
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  Speaker 3: They just called it Army.
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  Speaker 4: They call it the Marine because it's the Marine Corps.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually working in a prison at the time.
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  Speaker 4: And I was making these YouTube videos, real silly YouTube videos.
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  Speaker 4: And then they found out that I wanted to start
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  Speaker 4: doing comedy. So at the academy for the prison, they're like,
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  Speaker 4: when we graduate, you're going to go up there on stage.
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  Speaker 4: So I pretty much just did all my YouTube videos
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  Speaker 4: that were out there. I kind of combined them all
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  Speaker 4: together and kind of made fun of the academy because
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  Speaker 4: people were cheating on their wives and stuff at the academy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. So I like making fun of all that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And I didn't have no microphone. Everybody was, like,
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  Speaker 4: horseshoed around me, and I just talked to class. Ever
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  Speaker 4: since then, I've been on stage.
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  Speaker 3: That'll work. That'll work. And then, so what would you
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  Speaker 3: do while you were in the Army? Like, what was
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  Speaker 3: your job?
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  Speaker 2: I was a military police.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Okay, so that's why you went to, and
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  Speaker 3: you said you worked at prisons, too, you said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I went to Gitmo. I deployed to Gitmo.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up. So one of the.
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  Speaker 4: One of the sergeants on the QRF team that I
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  Speaker 4: was on, he's like, hey, when we came back, he said,
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  Speaker 4: you should apply for my job.
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  Speaker 2: And at first, I'm like, I'm not ever working in
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  Speaker 2: a prison again. He's like, it's not the same.
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  Speaker 4: It's way different. So I applied just to try it
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  Speaker 4: out because I was working security and going to college.
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  Speaker 2: And it wasn't bad. I mean, it was way different
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  Speaker 2: than Cuba, I tell you that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, fuck for real. I was going to say,
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  Speaker 3: any crazy-ass prison stories?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, there's a bunch. I mean, prison was, it's
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  Speaker 4: not what you think. It's not like on TV where
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  Speaker 4: crazy stuff is happening all the time, you know? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: it's when you least expect it, you know? Like, I
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  Speaker 4: remember one time, actually, we're really good friends now. We
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  Speaker 4: were talking, his name's Adele. We were working at a
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  Speaker 4: housing unit together, and we're both just talking, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: standing behind him, showing him, like, these pre-workouts that I
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  Speaker 4: was using.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, right here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm showing him the website. And then you just hear
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of chairs, like, and then it got real quiet, like, silent.
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  Speaker 4: And then I look out, and there's this dude just
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  Speaker 4: getting his head, like, kicked into the ground. I was like, oh, shit,
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  Speaker 4: they're fighting right now. And I just remember he, it
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  Speaker 4: probably wasn't this dramatic, but, like, in my head, the memory, he's, like,
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  Speaker 4: pushes everything off the table, and he's, like, control the fiber,
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  Speaker 4: we got to fight the fiber, like, flipping out. And
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  Speaker 4: he runs out there and tackles one of the dudes,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, what? dude, we're not supposed to just
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  Speaker 4: go out there and jump in the middle of a fight.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then I just remember the dude, we thought he
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  Speaker 4: was dead. And a dad like goes up to the
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  Speaker 4: guy and like picks him up. He's like, no, he's
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  Speaker 4: not dead.
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  Speaker 2: He's alive. He doesn't pick him up, but he just
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  Speaker 2: drops him. He's like, oh, he is dead. Drops him.
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  Speaker 4: And I just remember his head was just like, he
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  Speaker 4: wasn't dead. He was, he ended up waking up looking
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  Speaker 4: for his glasses. But just the fact that he went
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  Speaker 4: over there to pick him up is hilarious, man. It's
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  Speaker 4: probably not funny for someone listening, but in that moment,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why that, memory sparked right now.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's funny that, I mean, cause you say that
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  Speaker 3: it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, you, it's funny that you say it's funny because, um,
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  Speaker 1: being in such a high pressure, uh, position, um, like
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  Speaker 1: nurses and doctors and ERs, they have dark sense of
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  Speaker 1: humor as they laugh at like the most darkest things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it's hard to talk about on stage.
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  Speaker 4: Cause it's really hard to relay that to regular people,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like it's tough.
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  Speaker 2: It's really hard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely having to, like, figure out the balance of,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like.
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  Speaker 1: The device that I use sometimes for something like that,
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  Speaker 1: because I used to have this really dark story about
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  Speaker 1: when we were kids, we beat up this hooker, but
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't, like, one of my friends became a pimp,
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  Speaker 1: and he was, like, I tell the story, but I
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  Speaker 1: tell the story from a vulnerability standpoint, which is what's
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  Speaker 1: going on actually in my brain at the moment, you know, like,
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  Speaker 1: because like, I didn't know what was going on.
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  Speaker 3: I just know that like, what's going on? I was like, huh?
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  Speaker 1: And it was funny because, well, it's not funny, but he,
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  Speaker 1: he tells the girl, like, I don't hit women, you know? And,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, in my head, I was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my God, thank you. Oh girl, I was really, I
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  Speaker 1: was worried for you too. I was scared because I was,
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  Speaker 1: and then he goes, but my brother and his friend do.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm, I started, I was like, what?
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  Speaker 3: Like, friend.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm, I'm, I'm friend. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh shit, he, he's saying that we got to beat
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  Speaker 1: her up. And then, so she takes off running down the, uh,
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  Speaker 1: the hall, the, the, I'm not the hall, but the block. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to catch her. I'm, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: let her go. But the other guy, he is full
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  Speaker 1: on geese and, and I'm like, and as I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: the story, I'm, I'm, I'm dragging my feet. And it's,
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  Speaker 1: it's funny because of the vulnerability that I'm going through.
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  Speaker 1: I'm 14 years old at the time, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do this, but like, I'm, it's,
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those things when you're in the, like
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  Speaker 1: in the, I don't like saying hood or street or
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  Speaker 1: just like, just growing up. It's like, yo, if you're
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  Speaker 1: going to, if you're going to be labeled a bitch,
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  Speaker 1: then it's, that's going to, that's going to run.
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  Speaker 3: With you for a while. So it's like, yeah. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, let me like, let me, let me
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  Speaker 3: let her go. But he, it was, it was nuts, man.
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  Speaker 3: But like I said, it's, it's a dark, It's a dark,
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  Speaker 3: dark thing, but when you speak from a vulnerability standpoint,
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  Speaker 3: I think people understand it a little more, and it'd
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  Speaker 3: be easier to digest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I always try to put it like, I thought.
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  Speaker 2: Of it this way, but this is how it was.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like, I was nice sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I was watching Felon recently, that flick
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  Speaker 1: where it's like, based on the true story of Corcoran,
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  Speaker 1: I guess when they used to have the gladiator fights.
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  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had to look that up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In Corcoran Correctional Facility, I think it is. They were
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  Speaker 1: having gladiator fights. The guards were putting prisoner against prisoner
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  Speaker 1: and just kind of watching them in the day room.
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  Speaker 1: That's how all prisons should be.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they were doing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, it's inhumane.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, fools are getting beat up and beat
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  Speaker 1: to death and shit. And, yeah, it's called Felon. And
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  Speaker 1: Val Kilmer's in it along with Stephen Dorff.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of Felon.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to look it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good flick. But, yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny because my brother watches a lot of those
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  Speaker 1: prison shows and cops. But I can't watch them, man, because, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, your brain– Whatever you feed it, that's where
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  Speaker 1: it's at.
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  Speaker 3: That's what your body reacts to.
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  Speaker 1: So after a while, if I'm watching prison shows, I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty much putting myself voluntarily into prison.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of weird, that process.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I lived in there for seven years.
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  Speaker 3: Seven years? Oh, you did it for seven years?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Gangster.
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  Speaker 1: So, wham, right out of the Army, you went straight
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  Speaker 1: to working in prisons, and then just comedy for how
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  Speaker 1: many years now?
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Couldn't do comedy for 10 now.
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  Speaker 2: I was in the reserve. So it was like, I was,
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  Speaker 2: it was in both at the, you know, at, at
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  Speaker 2: one point.
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  Speaker 4: Right. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then also in the prison.
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  Speaker 3: And then now you.
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  Speaker 1: At, uh, you've been at the LA comedy club in
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  Speaker 1: Laughlin for how many years now?
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  Speaker 2: Two.
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  Speaker 3: Two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just hit two at the end of December. And, uh,
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  Speaker 2: freaking flies by man.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It's, it's like, it's like, Oh shit. Like, damn, it's a,
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  Speaker 3: it's already, uh, two years. And, you know, cause it
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  Speaker 3: goes by so fast, but then like you also, you're
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  Speaker 3: there every night, every night. How's that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good. I mean, I have to change it
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  Speaker 4: up all the time, you know, cause we get so
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  Speaker 4: many locals that come in there.
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  Speaker 2: So I can't do the same.
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  Speaker 4: So it's, it's a good challenge for me, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like lately I've been opening with my closer and then
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to force newer material to go up later. So, Like,
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  Speaker 4: in my mindset, I'm like, okay, I know I'm closing
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  Speaker 4: with this joke. Like, I have to make it funny,
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  Speaker 4: you know. And I think it's expediting that process, which.
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  Speaker 2: Is kind of cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because stage time is, like, you know, to get your 10,000
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  Speaker 1: hours to figure out, you know, your voice or whatever, whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: And then also, too, like, you getting so much.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, at one point, because I know that being
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  Speaker 1: in Sacramento when I first started, we had an open
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  Speaker 1: mic every night. We had two, maybe three open mics.
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  Speaker 1: So two years in that scene at that time equated
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  Speaker 1: to like seven years as a comic sometimes. That's why
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  Speaker 1: New York comedy is so, they're so faster because there's
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  Speaker 1: so many mics to get up and get time at
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  Speaker 1: a night that you can just get better really quick.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of those crazy things.
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  Speaker 4: I was actually listening, I was trying to find an
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  Speaker 4: old joke last night before I went to bed. So
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  Speaker 4: I was looking at sets of my first three months
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  Speaker 4: of being in Laughlin and And honestly, listening to my
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  Speaker 4: set last night just two years ago kind of made
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  Speaker 4: me cringe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I do, what I've been doing lately
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  Speaker 1: is I've been going back and going into my, well,
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  Speaker 1: I've done this before, but I'm getting really, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: excited about it, is going back into old notebooks and
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  Speaker 1: Facebook posts that I wrote where I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a way better writer now, I'm a way better comedian
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  Speaker 1: than I was five years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, I've actually been bringing back older jokes. Like
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  Speaker 4: I went about my dad. I was working at this
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  Speaker 4: last week and I was like, wow, like it's actually
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  Speaker 4: funny now.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't really change much.
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  Speaker 4: It's just the timing and the pacing of the joke
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  Speaker 4: is just completely different.
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  Speaker 3: You know, isn't that a trip?
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  Speaker 1: Like it's so like I love stand up science and
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  Speaker 1: I love like if you like like this joke was
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  Speaker 1: the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: But all I do is just put a pause right here.
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  Speaker 1: And then when I said and, I just elongated the and.
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  Speaker 1: But it's got two laughs, and they're big laughs, too.
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  Speaker 3: It's nuts. It's a fun thing. On stage, that's the
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  Speaker 3: game that I like to play. That's where I have
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  Speaker 3: fun at. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Comedy is crazy, man. Especially listening to that last night.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, shout out to LA Comedy Club for letting me.
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  Speaker 2: Perform every night. They could have picked anybody to be here, bro.
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  Speaker 4: I'm lucky, man.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny. You're like, thanks for giving me a shot.
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  Speaker 4: If not, I'd still be driving all over the freaking
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  Speaker 4: country in my Tesla trying to get spots. Instead, I
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  Speaker 4: get to be here every night. Sometimes I complain about it,
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  Speaker 4: the repetitiveness of it. Then I sit back at the
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  Speaker 4: end of the week and I'm like, man, I'm just
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  Speaker 4: lucky to be back. I shouldn't be complaining about anything.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very lucky to be here.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I always think about that.
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  Speaker 1: I always think about like a year, two comic Carlos,
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  Speaker 1: what I, you know, like if I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: take a gig, if I'm like upset about it, like,
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  Speaker 1: Oh fuck them.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, but you're too comic would have been like,
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  Speaker 3: what you get to do. You get to do your
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: dream every.
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  Speaker 1: Night and don't have to go to the office and
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  Speaker 1: see Peter's dumb ass face on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: You're fucking winning dog.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: Same way, especially now.
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  Speaker 4: Like I felt like I've been, way more selective just because,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I get a guaranteed pay to be here.
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  Speaker 4: And then somebody wants me to drive to California for
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  Speaker 4: 10 minutes. I'm like, I'm not three hour drive for
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: 10 minutes.
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  Speaker 2: This doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 4: You know? So like, I kind of demand more, not
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: demand it, but I asked for more. Like if I'm
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: going to leave, it has to be this amount of time,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I really more care about the time more
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  Speaker 4: than the money. Sometimes not in a sense like that,
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  Speaker 4: but like, it means more to me, I guess, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because you start to equate it. You're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be leaving my family for X amount
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  Speaker 1: of days now when I don't need to. And I
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: could stay here and make the same amount of money
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  Speaker 1: or even just do that. Like I get to sleep
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: in my bed. I get to be with my family.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: So that's what really equates to– when you say time,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I totally get that because it's funny.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: My sponsor who says, he goes, the way we spell
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: love in this group, because there's a group of us guys,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you know, that he goes like the way we spell
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: love is T-I-M-E. He goes, because you spend time with
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: the things you love. And so that's what's always precious
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: and you can't get that back. But yeah, no, definitely,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: definitely feel that. So with that being said, I also
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: want to jump onto this because this is the first
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: part of the show.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: The second part of the show is just trivia.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: And it can lead into other questions or other kind
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: of topics and whatever, whatnot. But we pretty much pin
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: you each week against every other comedy club. So you're
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: going to go against Plano and Chandler, Laughs Unlimited, their guests.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: And it's just a fun thing. It's like no one
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: wins a prize. It's just kind of like you're the
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: king of the week if you win. So with that
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: being said, you ready for the challenge?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: All right. I'm not the smartest guy in the world,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: but let's do this.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: All right. Okay, so.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Join the army.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Right? Let's see. I'm going to put the scoreboard up,
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: and we are. Okay, boom. Here we go. So, first
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: question is, what is the fourth number in pi?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Can I Google it?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: He said, it's 10 a.m.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: In the morning, Carlos. I just woke up. I was
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: going to skip this.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I don't even. Yeah, I'm done.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's zero through nine. So you can try to
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: take a guess.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Four.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Boom. Four. You got it. That's it. No, wait, no.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. It's one. Four.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: What?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: It's one. It's 3.141.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: I knew it started with a three, but it flopped.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Question number two. It's another kind
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: of math question, but not too hard. How many ounces
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: are in a pound? 16. Boom. There it is. All right.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Let me see. Okay. I forgot to do the. So, boom, boom.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: There's your score. Okay.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: So I should get a half since you said I
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: was right the first time.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I know. I got you all excited.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Um, okay.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: So let's see. Um, uh, okay. Uh, let's see. I'm sorry.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Nikki's calling me right now. Uh, I can't, I can't,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I can't cause we're, we're on. Um, okay. So, okay.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: So third, okay. That was the third question. Okay.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Um, Okay, third question is, name three artists that have
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: performed at the Super Bowl party halftime.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Usher, Kendrick Lamar, and Bad Bunny was Usher.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Nice. Got it. You got it. You're good. You're good.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Doing good, man. You're doing good. Okay, question number four.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Who was on the $ 2 bill?
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know that one.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I have a $ 2 bill right here. Can I cheat?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, I fell.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I can't. It's on the floor.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I can't see that far.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Grab it. I want to see. Do you really have
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: a $ 2 bill? Then you get the point if you
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: have a $ 2 bill. Like, that's fucking amazing.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Somebody paid me at a show the other day with
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: a $ 2 bill.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Hilarious. That's so funny. Shit, you get that point no
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: matter what. That's funny. Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: It's a good camera.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit's crisp like that $ 2 bill.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: That's why I kept it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Look at it. There's no bend, nothing.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: That's freshly cut. That's from the mint right there, boy.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, there's a trick question where
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: they go, what president's on the $ 100 bill?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: And the trick question is because.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: There's no president on the $ 100 bill. Benjamin Franklin was
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: never a president. So that's a good little trick question
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: for anybody who wants to fuck people up.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I think I've heard that one before. I wouldn't even
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: know who was on it anyway.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: So you're a Yankee fan? Because I'm looking in the back, yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Or just a baseball fan. Yeah, Yanks, okay.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: That was my grandpa's Dodger picture in the corner. That's
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: why it's kind of there off on the side.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Let's see. Okay, so, all right. So here's question number five.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: What instrument does Animal play on the Muppets?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'll just guess. Violin. No, no, no, no.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: The drums. He plays the drums. Oh, yeah, yeah. It
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: just goes back and forth.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: When you said it, it brought back to it. Because
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: at first I was like, who the hell is Animal?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking about.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: I don't see what... what was that do that again.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: What you got let's see um okay so the next
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: question is oh wait we got that okay so we're
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: on number six uh where is the mona lisa located.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Okay. It's located at the Louvre in Paris. Oh, okay.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going to remember these forever now.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's just interesting little tidbit facts and stuff like that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Just like random shit.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: There he goes. Let's see. Who invented the telephone? How
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: about that one?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know that one either.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know who invented the telephone. It's Alexander Graham Bell.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, I did that one too.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I'm very bad at remembering names or facts.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I've heard it before. If somebody says it, yeah. But
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: if somebody brings it up, I'm always like.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. That makes sense.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I've heard it before, right? Or I've learned it before.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: But I think if it's not in my immediate, like
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: what's going on or like, you know what I mean?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Then it's like, I don't know. Anyway, go ahead.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, I get you. I get you.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: This is going to suck, too, because it's another remembering thing.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: What is Dave Chappelle's first comedy special? What's the title
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, man. I should know that one, too.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I love Dave Chappelle.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It is Killing Him Softly.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Killing Him Softly.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: All right, so let me see.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Whoever goes against me is going to kick my ass.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Week two? I'm trying to think who else is in
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: week two. I can't even think at the moment. I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: don't even know right now. Okay, so here's number nine.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Question number nine is, what is the capital of Louisiana?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: It's a geography question.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I learned that in fifth grade, dude.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I remember the little map.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: It was a map.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: It's funny, as a comic that we travel, it's so
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: funny that a lot of comics don't even know what
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: capitals there are in the cities. For the longest time,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: no one knew that Carson City is Nevada's capital. They
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: thought it was either Vegas or Reno or some shit.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I thought it was.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: I probably thought it was Reno, to be honest.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I would think it was Reno.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the Louisiana was. When you say it,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, I, I should know that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's, it's, it's got a real, it's got a
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: weird name that I, uh, what you call you. So
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: he's kind of say it, um, off the X-Men. What
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: was the X-Men's dude's name? Gambit. Uh, he, uh, Baton Rouge.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Baton Rouge.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Um, it's a fun, it's fun to say in that accent.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Uh, okay.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: So last question.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: I'm going to remember it like that forever now. Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Right. Baton Rouge.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Uh, So, okay, here's the final question. It's Final Jeopardy.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: You have three points. You could wager all three if
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: you can get this last question and hop you up
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: to six, or it'll go down to zero.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: You can wager whatever you'd like. So would you like
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: to wager any points for this last question?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: All of them. Let's go all in, baby.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Let's go all in. We fucking gamble. We get out here.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: We do it. All right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Even though I've gotten all of them wrong.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Not only you've gotten them wrong, but you don't even,
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: you're like, no. I don't even know. No guess. Okay,
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: so here we go.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: What model number of iPhone did Apple skip? Because there's
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: an iPhone 1 and 2. What number did they skip?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I don't remember a 4. I don't know if that
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: would be my answer yet.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Technically, they never had Apple 1, right? Or iPhone 1?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: It was just iPhone at that point. So it's just iPhone.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. If we're going off numbers, it would
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: be iPhone 1 or 2.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Remember that. I'm trying to think of that far back.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I've had iPhones ever since the 5. Or 6. Damn it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: What number did they skip?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they skipped a number. They skipped a whole number.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Would one count as an answer?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: One would count as an answer.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: But that's probably not the right answer.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: That's actually right. I should give you a point for that.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Did they skip.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Two? Go with that.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: No, they didn't skip two. The Apple iPhone skipped nine.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: They went from from eight and they jumped to iPhone
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: X because when iPhone first came out, it went from
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: just regular iPhone and it had that for two years.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And then it went from, then it went to iPhone two, three, four, five, six,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: and then to celebrate the 10 year anniversary, the actual
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: 10 year anniversary, they jumped from eight to 10.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Well, in here I get a point because they didn't
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: have an iPhone one.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that i think well i think i
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: had the six or the the little mini one the
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: last one that they had a mini i had that
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: one forever like years i had that i skipped like
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: four iphones with that little one and i think i
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: have the 15 but yeah i got i wouldn't know
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: if they skipped the nine.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah i got the 14 and i just i'm like
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: i'm i'm not Then they're going to change the– The charger.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: The charger. So stupid. The third time. Get out of here.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I probably won't. I won't do it for a while.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I won't change it. I'm good.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: I'm good.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: But, okay, so awesome. Thank you for doing this. Do
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you want to plug your dates that you're at the clubs?
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Do you have those?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I know that I'm at the Plano location this Saturday, Sunday.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, good, good, good.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: On the 22nd. And then I think I'm at– I
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: have somewhere here.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I'm at Chandler on April 5th and then back in
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: San Diego in May.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I think May, early May, I think. Awesome.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: And then they just opened up their Detroit location.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to wait a month for them to
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: be open and then I'm going to hit up the
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: bookers to see if I can get a date over there.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: So we'll see.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm probably sure you will. I'm probably sure you can,
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: but you're in all the other ones, but it's good
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: to see you.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I'll probably see you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I'll probably see you soon.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I'll see you in Plano because I'm going to be
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: in Dallas, and we'll probably hang out.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get some lunch or something.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, cool.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you having me. Sorry I'm an idiot and got zero.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Well, I got three points, but I lost them.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: You did well. All right, man.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: It was fun, dude. I appreciate it. It was a
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: good time. Thank you.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: For sure. Let me see if I can.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.