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Episode 276: Nasty Zone · Not That Serious

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  There's a cracker in your suit. Cracker, Wow, a nice oyster cracker.
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  Crackers, Joey a sight yellow yellow yellow, your low high. It's
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  still not that serious podcast aka the greatest podcast in the uber verse. I
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  happened to be one of your hosts, Michael ls. I just learned I
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  can sit like this. That's actually it's very comfortable. It's helping, helping
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  you just stretching it. Okay, I select that regularly. But you keep
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  that bitch away from Mike. Yeah, he said that's a slapper. He
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  thought about killing you. Got served. You never gonna walk let alone,
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  Let alone, d J again, Good join doctor Waffle, your boy cute,
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  and we're here for another banger. You already know what the what the
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  deal is. I've seen a lot of people have been liking the new format
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  of the you know, not everybody, not everybody. It's been more more
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  good than that I see. You know, it's a couple of stragglers that
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  was like, I want the three hour long episodes. But they say respectfully
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  though respectful Yeah no, no, no a fool meat, No one cutting
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  me long, stroke stroke me, daddy, but fuck me deep harder,
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  harder, longer, n T s bitch my belly buttons on you. I
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  have no more to give. I'm smelling your breath right now. I can't
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  go deeper. Ears are tough. We're just reading basically a man text.
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  So I want to fuck you so deep our ears touch the inside you.
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  But she's inverted. There three three big black dicks coming simultaneously and off of
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  the distance of the Chicago Skyline skyline at dusk, but cheeks invert deep diss
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  piece of smells, wasps over the airs and bumps out of the old and
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  I'm filling you up constantly. And then I come over and jack off after
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  he was so vivid up until the end. And then I just and then
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  I just come o, come over, my weezling measley white dick. He
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  must have finished. And like the horse and the gettingated bo, these three
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  massive power, big black man dig go what am I doing? And then
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  I just come over And then I guess I come to I don't know.
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  I kind of discussed it now, So then I come over with my Weasley
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  white dick, and I fucking jerk off. I go to sleep. I
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  guess I'll send this alright so much my thumbs are cramped. She might want
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  to see this what I do. Johnny wants Tuesday Night. Yeah, nasty
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  boy, nasty fucking boy. Vince Man, you're going down bucco. Yeah,
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  so yeah, you know, listen, I know you guys want the
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  longer format, but hey man, and I know some people was like,
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  yeah, you know, it helps me get through my shifts and stuff like
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  that. I work. I'm like, I appreciate that, but you know,
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  we trying to get were trying to get the bag, and you get
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  longer episodes. Technically, technically we're still gam hours the longest short when we've
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  done, and I probably get that. You're actually you might get five hours.
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  You might be pimping us out. Actually we're actually we're not getting our
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  worth anymore. You're getting more meat than you think. You're just getting a
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  break. We're trying to We're trying to let you heal uptor just like you
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  feel normal again. Yeah, you bruised up. We're trying to let you
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  heal again, catch your breath and then rush you again. People tweeting all
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  these pictures of like the different sex positions. Yeah, where are they getting
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  these ships from? Somewhere the same place common I looked at the site.
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  You can't find the position. You're confused. Refreshment is this? I refresh
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  on Twitter? I see you one with two people sitting down a chair and
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  said Mexican style and somebody said, that's why they be having all them kids.
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  They're doing it right. The one, the one where the dude the
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  girls on the couch and the dude was like squatting on the edge of the
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  couch like I don't know what it was called. Seems impossible. Was dropping
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  dick off literally dropping it like it would have to be going, oh wow,
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  they got their legs up and he'd just be oh that one, that
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  one out there, Yeah, I know it's talking about. It's called sex
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  positions dot Club. They don't show you got to do a bunch of rigamarole.
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  Just to find those, you got to put in your your full name,
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  your It was like, I just want to see what everybody posts,
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  right, I'm about to look at him trying to try to relax, freaking
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  ball try. Yeah, there's something I'm looking at, Like, let me
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  bookmark that he was I sent it. I was like, can we continue
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  as a man or a woman? Yeah, continue as a man. Both
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  best sex positions full God one hundred and twenty seven tips, picks and tricks.
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  But it doesn't, it doesn't. I gotta do a fucking service,
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  yo, way, I can't fuck What six sex position are you? Yeah,
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  that's pretty much what it's doing. How many sex pisies are there?
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  There we go the best? Okay, this is on the best. This
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  one's called you just can't You didn't scroll out for no, no, no.
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  As soon as I just went on Twitter first, I told you this
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  is just take it over the internet. I've done this, I've done this
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  before. Was that one? Shameless? Shameless? What can you describe it?
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  For the people that can't just reverse? Cowgirl just laying down? Yeah,
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  they you're just laying down on your back and she's in Yeah, there's
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  nothing crazy that's for her. Rename a lot of things that are like the
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  same thing, which is this leg is in a slightly different position. Yeah,
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  like oberpassed. Is this the one y'all talking about? That's insane?
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  Similar? But the girl would be on a couch and he could be perched
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  on the edge like the arm of the Yeah. Okay, so this one's
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  called overpass The woman is on her back with her legs back and the man
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  is inside of her but facing the opposite direction, kind of like I've seen
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  that. I've seen that in the video. Yeah, I've seen, I've
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  seen. I've seen I've seen that. That's kind of crazy. This one
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  is called Mountain Creek. The girls off the edge of the couch and he's
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  on the couch, but her legs are like I've seen that in a harbid
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  video once. Okay, okay, and that one went insane. This was
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  this the one is this close. Unique style that's crazy. Unique styles.
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  J Is there a possible way that when we're the ones we're talking about.
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  I know it's a little more work. Can we just take the picture and
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  put it on the like thing, I'll swish out all these and so if
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  you want, because they are techn no, you don't see anything, see
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  nothing. Motherfuckers could be playing fucking Twitter. So there's a left foot on
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  air because those are in their ain't touching it. Right foot blue mm hmmm,
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  right hand on neck, right mouth on ass, big tooth on the
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  frontal. All right, So what are we ask for? Triangles on?
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  I might try triangle. This one is called harmony. You just put it.
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  It's missionary, but you just put a pillow underneath her. But yeah,
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  it already I definitely did that before. Yeah, that's just face.
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  And then you go from that to the eagle mm hmm. That's where you
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  go to town. That's the finish at the top. We got faced with
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  the cuff and stuff. The what the cuff and stuff? What is that?
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  Oh, let's let's let's establish something right now. We are never to
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  say we're at the top ever again on this podcast. We at the top
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  with the fun down. This was going to hale she got then that line
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  is set by that man who was banned from the show. Who are you
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  talking? We don't know this, MoMA ah, Mike just hating on this.
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  She has to have her freedom? Did she have free? Will Michael?
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  My ruse? Don't disrespect my wife ship. Well, we didn't talk
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  about it, but there was some disappointing stuff that happened this weekend. Yeah,
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  Lamar lost all our hopes. Save us, Lamar Jacks, we did
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  didn't save man. Listen, he didn't save us. He didn't save me.
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  That was hilarious. Yeah, please save us. Know where that the
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  original comes from, Yes, from the Donald Trump. Please say you've seen
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  that video the dude that video. Yes, Oh, it's just dude.
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  What was he getting pulled over? I don't know what he was getting pulled
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  over by something, but he might I don't know. I can't even infer
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  what he did. But it's some white guy like in the car. He's
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  going Donald Trump, please save He's praying like he's praying to Donald Trump,
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  please save me, okay please. I've seen he was on Instagram live he
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  got and everybody's like shitting in one of the given about you. You're white,
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  please dear guy's name. But wait, why is he praying to Donald
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  Trump? Why is he praying in the first this the I guess it's during
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  the height of wind. People were getting shot by the police or whatever.
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  But he did something wrong clearly and about like Nigga was praying to don't imply,
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  yeah, just comply, comply. He was doing some ship where he
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  was. He shouldn't be afraid. You should just comply. They're just doing
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  their jobs. He should comply. But he thought he can get away with
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  it, so he decided to pray to Donald Trump. He thought the first
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  white Shield wasn't gonna work, so he tried to pull up the ultimate white
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  shield. But jokes on you, buddy, just because you're why he doesn't
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  give a about you because you Yeah, motherfucker give a ship. That's always
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  the funny ship. Like a white, poor white person. He would also
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  not spit on you either, like he might spit. He might spit.
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  I don't think. I don't think he would waste his time selling. I
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  still I still don't even understand how he's able to, like run apparently be
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  having like a meeting or like a hearing to determine you know what he means.
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  It's just a general a Supreme Court hearing of meeting. It's hilarious,
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  a meeting still, a meeting of people. It's hilarious having a meeting.
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  It's a meeting, bastard. I'm sorry being adult, I laughed, it
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  was funny. That's cute talking about our Supreme Court, Supreme meeting like that,
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  the Supreme meeting, fucking niggas. Yeah, they're supposed to be having
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  that to hearing to determine whether he was I don't even think why shouldn't have
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  have already happened? Yeah, what is the I mean, obviously I don't
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  know anything that he was going to get as MST traction as he's getting didn't
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  think that things out there? Job, I don't get on what grounds are
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  they trying to determine? He hasn't been felt guilty of That's what I'm saying.
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  Like, so he's been arrested and charged. So what Yeah, just
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  I mean in the grands like not my personal but like I'm saying it,
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  so what who cares he got arrested? It is still ongoing? Is that
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  why? Because nothing? Yeah, I don't say nothing came of it.
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  Yeah. I don't keep up with his fucking legal league receedings. Yeah,
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  there's too many of them ships to keep up with because I ain't never seen
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  nothing that was like Trump is innocent, not prove not guilty, see nothing
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  in terms of you know, eyes low and proven guilty or whatever. If
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  he's he's a free man, he can run you want to do? Yeah?
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  Beats me? But yeah, so yeah, lamar, he did not
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  save us. He did not save us. He ruined a lot of people's
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  bets. It wasn't on just him though, man, I mean, it
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  wasn't just him. I know he's getting a lot of heat. This wasn't
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  his best. It wasn't his best. Get need it more from him?
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  There was some ship I seen. I was like, bro, my nigga,
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  what do you you? Why are you not running? Why? But
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  I think a lot of times he was just trying to, like do the
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  right thing. God gave the legs to get your ass off that feeld.
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  Do what it takes to win when you're thinking, when you're thinking instead of
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  just playing, you know how you prove is wrong, win and you do
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  what gets you winning is run. And I'm saying, I think, obviously
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  we know that black quarterbacks have the stigma against him that like they're not,
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  you know, using that other lady's words, quarterback enough because they don't sit
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  in the pocket like a statue and run. Even though all the best successful
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  quarterbacks, white or black, are mobile. You literally cannot be a statue
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  no more and be elite you can't. You cannot. There's not one elite
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  statue quarterback anymore, and it hasn't been that way since Tom Brady retires last
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  year. And I mean he's the only one though, but I'm saying it's
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  one. He's an it's one who's the goat for now, the goat until
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  further notice, the goat, And it's pending right now. So but you
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  know when Josh Allen doesn't, Hey man, he's he's just sneaky athletic all
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  all game yesterday. Fucking Greg Olsen rock perty. I mean, he's not
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  a runner, but he really just uses his legs extending the play like they
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  but Rockberdy does it. It's great, but you know, like with these
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  other guys, the the Afrikaans, it's like you're not quarter quarterback enough,
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  and it's like, I think, I mean, I don't know the man,
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  but I feel like he might have fell into it, like I'm gonna
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  prove y'all wrong. I can throw too much of the descent was like,
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  Yo, you're getting away from what makes you the threat that you are.
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  I agree. I think it gots to what's him that's sin in the pocket,
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  nigga, and the ship is because it's the NFL script they didn't want
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  him to win. I mean, I agree. I'm telling you, Taylor
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  Swift, Taylor Swift wins the Album of the Year, Travis Kelce wins super
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  Bowl Rated. I don't dispute, I do not dispute it, big old
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  baby, but I just feel like script or no script, whatever, you
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  gotta do what you gotta do. At least try, you know what I'm
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  saying. They didn't even run the actual runs. How many times they were
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  like three times, nine times, but they were averaging like six three times
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  I had three running backs with three carries. Yeah, so why that's not
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  what got you there? No idea. I don't know. They can't explain
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  you should run the ball time, but I couldn't say ship because that's what
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  my team is doing. So it's like, yeah, we're incompetent. They're
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  also playing from behind most of the game, right, Yeah. Times,
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  and when we could have ran the ball earlier in the day, he's still
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  run with your Yeah, like they gave it up, especially when the defense
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  was playing at the level that they were. You can, but it's customer
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  and NFL when niggas start playing from behind, acting points start to the character.
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  No, No, I agree, Yeah, they hit the panic,
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  but I just feel like, why are you doing that? Though, especially
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  like you behind seven or even ten before half? You don't got to give
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  up on the run just and the defense was playing, really give him on
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  the run, Actually run when it's everyone's covered. Sure that too, Like
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  a couple of times, a couple of times I was just hanging out back
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  there. He was trying to run the ball down to and it's like but
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  I think I think between people like saying that he's not quarterback enough, like
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  you need to stay in there and make these passes, I think he also
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  has in his head like he has to stay healthy and not put himself in
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  a situations where he can get hurt. So I think it was like a
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  combination like yeah, twenty yards, you like, yeah, you gotta you
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  gotta laying take. But you could tell he was he was thinking way more
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  than he was just playing right. But he was in the quarter in the
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  in the pocket, just you can see the wheels turning like this niggas trying
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  to make something. Nothing you just done, nigga. None of the niggas
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  were open. That was my problem. That's what I got from that game.
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  I'm like, Yo, these niggas is not getting especially Andrews was the
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  best receiver out there, and that nigga just came back from a broken leg.
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  A broken leg, Okay, they probably Honestly, I think they were
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  off. He didn't play yeah, like likely it turned out like he's like,
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  yeah, he's good, but my man just came back from injury.
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  Yeah, and for that, I mean, I'm not obviously, I'm no
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  extras in those guys. But I didn't see a lot of like too tight
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  end stuff. I mean, which I feel like we've beneficial. It's called
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  twelve personnel. Sure, okay, yeah, they're called twelve Michael, right,
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  but I didn't see a lot of that, you know, you know,
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  I mean, you gotta work that out. But even they don't have
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  a we to really do it. So yeah, start that before. If
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  it wasn't their main thing, then don't really. Mark hasn't been hurt all.
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  He's like, you never did that. I don't think they really didn't
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  use likely like that, but they did. They just didn't use them until
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  they had they had, yeah, until he was triple covered and the end
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  zone. Okay, I can't believe he threw that passference, but he didn't
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  put his hand up even when that didn't matter. But it wasn't passing a
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  fence because he was never catching that ball. But the man, he can't
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  grab them. If it was, it was such a bad it was such
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  a bad throat, he was never getting back to it. That's what the
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  TV references. That's not true objectively, not true. We're literally looking at
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  it. He pushes, you know, we have eyes. There was contact,
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  but it was such a bad ball. I'm like he was never getting
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  back to sure but it's still passing afferience. If you're gonna follow another ball,
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  he should have just ran. But ye, he could have. They
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  got a history of getting away with holes and bullshits and big games. I'm
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  gonna say nothing, bro, you know, you know, I'm just saying
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  tired of seeing the niggas the Super Bowl. Just saying, though, I
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  I'm very tired of seeing him in the super Bowl. But it's all right,
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  Well enjoy it. Travis Kelsey turned up his dickhead notch him like a
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  couple of notches. I don't know, niggas been telling me sucked all season.
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  He played better when he had a black queen. That's all i'mna saying
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  you. You can't look at the numbers. Look at the numbers numbers.
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  I know what you said, look at look at the pre black queen,
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  the black queen numbers and the white bitch numbers. Look at his age.
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  I don't know what tell you. You can't. The Ravens were not serious
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  going to that game. Obviously, you cannot single cover him, or you
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  could have at least had like Marlin. Yeah, especially when the other series
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  they are No, he came back. Oh this is his first game back.
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  Like you you thought you just had these athletes out there that were gonna
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  guard this motherfucker. He hasn't proven by now that you can't do that very
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  Like, come on, I guess within the last eight weeks they were,
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  yeah, we're gonna take our like they play zone. They just they don't
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  key on it. It's like, yo, even though you're from you still
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  have to. But he's literally the only nigga to worry about. But exactly,
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  and that's what kills me. He's literally everybody else is hot ass,
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  garbage juice. Every everybody else that catches the ball on that team is ass.
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  Is nice. He almost almost got me a championship, is nice.
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  He got lucky as hell he caught that ball the end, exactly his point
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  exactly. You said, a nigga who gets paid millions of dollars to catch
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  a ball. You said, I got lucky to catch the ball. He
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  got so lucky because he already ripped. Ive seen him drop one before.
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  Yeah, we watched how we won because he dropped on was he's I was
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  surprised. He shaking. He's making entry, but so he don't play.
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  If you if you ever watched he's found that scantling because he's ship. If
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  you have watching anything around the Chiefs, you have seen how Travis makes like
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  he goes out there. He's not a dumb motherfucker, right, Like he
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  go out there and see what y'all doing. Him and Pat are on the
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  same page where he freestyles, I know what you're trying to do, especial,
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  I'm gonna purposely beat it, go against my route that I'm supposed to
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  play because Pat knows that I'm gonna do it, and we're gonna beat you
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  like and you like single covering. That's not smart, Like we're back in
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  the time in the Patriot days. Why would you do that. That's not
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  smart. You wouldn't do that. And Gronk had half a brain. You
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  got a nigga to actually know how to play football. Yeah, Brock is
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  out there, Travis is thinking about it, has a brain. Good.
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  No, yeah, you you are correct another thing on football real quick,
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  because you know I was a part time Eagles fan this year. What the
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  fuck are they doing the Eagles, Yes, thank you. I don't know,
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  bro y'all played against this nigga two games a year and watch how shitty
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  he was. Why do you think it's a good idea to hire this nigga?
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  You're going from screens to curls. I'll say this and maybe if not
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  less not even say I have I have two I have to two things.
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  Two things. One. It's a hell of a lot better than what we
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  had. I'm sorry, it is it is it is, Oh, it
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  is it is. I promise you, I promise you. It might not
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  be I promise you. Did you see that? Did you see that Justin
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  Herbert did? Did you see the comparisons? Our offense was the same as
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  theirs? The Chargers. Yeah, but they had a lot of people missing
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  for most of the year, including Justin Herbert. No, he was only
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  missing anyone. They had all of them. Like everything was like pretty much
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  identical. This is as far as this is not good. Like the formations
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  were identical. Like the amount of dropbacks and shotgun snaps and ship like that
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  is pretty much the same exact thing. That is. But the majority of
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  the time you've ever talked about Dak Prescott, he was Dak Prescott's coach.
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  I mean, that's just Dak Prescott. I think that niggas asked, Okay,
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  you've seen him this year, you've seen him. I got a different
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  type of nigga on my tin. You're handling in a trash can and got
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  back of recycling can. Yeah, ones clean. You have to get just
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  the newer cans. Ah, yes, you can't use these cans anymore.
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  Have the lid on top attached to it. Yeah, but that can't got
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  holes in the bottom and the juice is leaking out. I don't hold garbage
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  my only Yeah, I don't know what we're thinking by signing somebody we've literally
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  played against multiple times, and so how good he noted? One thing I
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  know that nigga won't do. One thing I know he won't do is make
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  Davontae Smith block on the screen. I know he won't do that. Yeah,
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  that's the only thing. That's what I know. I we won't put
• 25:00
  my players in positions to be hurt. The only thing I can The only
• 25:03
  thing that I am just praying that somewhere where these guys meet, they watch
• 25:11
  everything that we did this season and they're like, how can we just not
• 25:15
  do that. I'm praying. I don't know. And then Sirianna is still
• 25:19
  his offense, so it's like, I don't He didn't leave no Dallas for
• 25:25
  an upgrade. No, he left to play with a better No, he
• 25:29
  left because he was asked and they were about to get rid of him,
• 25:32
  right, yeah, But and then he went to LA and not leave for
• 25:37
  an upgrade. Ass his whole staff just got fired. Damn halftime. It's
• 25:45
  the team I got to beat like sixties and they fucking fired the cat coach
• 25:48
  in the GM the next morning, Hey listen, hey, it's not all
• 25:55
  right, Michae. We just got a nigga who changes are very incompetent,
• 25:57
  was begging for a job. What are we? We're not as in competent
• 26:02
  as a charger. I don't know, y'all know this year is bad talking
• 26:04
  to He's one of those things. Are you sure? Are you know we're
• 26:10
  gonna do that? Mike? Hold on, stop stop, you're being overly
• 26:14
  hopeful, not over He said, the charges aren't competent. What are we
• 26:18
  that's incompetent? Were incompetent? Yeah, but you're talking like they're the same.
• 26:22
  We're nowhere near as bad as we're in competent. Yeah, okay,
• 26:25
  I guess we were in competent this year, but I do I think we
• 26:29
  will make better decisions than the charges one thousand percent. But you just hired
• 26:33
  their ex cop. That's the same decision. Yeah, but it didn't work
• 26:36
  for them, But you're making the decision after it didn't work. It doesn't
• 26:37
  work because they got a lot of ship, other ship not working for them.
• 26:41
  A whole. Everything doesn't work for them everything, So why do you
• 26:45
  want something that didn't work for them to try to work for them? But
• 26:48
  it might work for us because we know what to do. There should have
• 26:52
  been a way better because it just didn't work last season. There should have
• 26:55
  been a way better thought process behind hiring the office of Coordinator. And it
• 26:57
  should not have been him. It should not have been. He wouldn't have
• 27:00
  been. He wasn't my first choice on your lists. He shouldn't even you.
• 27:03
  We've seen we've seen enough all against his nigga two times a year for
• 27:07
  six years. We had seen it. It was Dak Prescott and he had
• 27:14
  Justin Herbert who's better? Justin Herberon. I love. I'm gonna say this
• 27:19
  with all due respect to Jalen Hurts. I loved Jalen Hurts. One of
• 27:23
  these niggas was in the m v P race this year and one has never
• 27:26
  been. You cannot just say that it was he was doing this with that.
• 27:33
  He was not. He was in it. Last five people right now
• 27:36
  on the fucking mv P listen, Jalen Hurts is not one of them.
• 27:37
  He was on the last year. You said, never stop, You're okay,
• 27:41
  it's all right, it's okay, let's let's move. What do you
• 27:45
  what did he say? Did he say one has never been? Okay?
• 27:48
  Was Jayla Hurt's gonna win the MVP last year? Mike? He was second?
• 27:52
  Was he gonna win last No, you didn't say that. You said
• 27:53
  he was in the race. He was never and he was never gonna win.
• 27:56
  But he was in the race. He was second. Yeah, checond
• 27:59
  to the nigg who to the thank you exactly. That's the point. But
• 28:03
  you literally, mister vernacular, because somebody, somebody has to be second.
• 28:10
  But we all knew that Home is gonna win my second. Where are you
• 28:11
  at, oh ship, oh ship? In the race? Okay, Mike,
• 28:17
  if you that's not what he said, it is, But that doesn't
• 28:18
  Mike, he was second race that he started after it finished. He was
• 28:22
  second in a race that he started in. What race? Tell me?
• 28:29
  Help me out, help me, nigga, please, this is pointless.
• 28:33
  You all your temple ding your forehead, tell me because if anything, Mike,
• 28:40
  they're in the same fucking spot. What's about is that in the MVP
• 28:45
  race right now? Back pretty much what you're saying is Dak is in a
• 28:51
  race that he's not gonna win, just like Hurst was in a race that
• 28:55
  he was gonna win. No, he said yes, he just yes.
• 28:59
  That's what that's what you're saying. Now. The first thing you said was
• 29:03
  he was wrong. I want you, I want you to was never you
• 29:14
  m V first. That's what I'm saying. First, it's you first,
• 29:17
  you first saying it's purply you first. He was never gonna win that first.
• 29:22
  You just hire Dallas cowboy coach? Why and the Philadelphia Eagles apologize me,
• 29:27
  sir, destroyed for the past. Ain't doing until you go first?
• 29:33
  Could you hire Jason Garrett? Mike, after you go first? You hired
• 29:36
  Jason Garrett? You go first? Would you hire Jason Garrett first? I
• 29:40
  thought first ship we basically have Jason Garrett right now, because this nigga is
• 29:45
  to do nothing but clasp. Imagine if you hired Jason Garrett the clapper,
• 29:48
  you would look crazy. We have Italian Jason Garrett right yeah, Nick,
• 29:52
  Sirianni, it's Italian baby Jason Garrett. By Mike, have you been keeping
• 30:00
  up with the Ivan Tony that whole situation that you don't know? Ivan Tony,
• 30:06
  he's a striker for Brentford. That was gambling. He got called gambling
• 30:11
  and he was suspended Brentford games or just other games, a bunch of games,
• 30:15
  including Brentford game, including brid He liked the brom lg exactly talk about
• 30:21
  but he was making we'll get there. But this man got suspended for eight
• 30:26
  months and then he started acting like he was a prisoner of war. He
• 30:30
  came back like my story. Then he had a picture of him in a
• 30:33
  beanie shirtless like bro you were doing you were You were suspended from the sport
• 30:40
  because you broke the rules of the sport and they let you. First of
• 30:44
  all, they let you come back exactly, which that's probably not normal.
• 30:48
  Less than a year. Yeah, he paid a fifty thousand dollars or fifty
• 30:52
  thousand pounds. Fine, that's it. And when So whe did his suspensions
• 30:55
  start. I think it was in May. So at the end of the
• 31:00
  last season. Yeah, made to January. So he's playing that So he's
• 31:04
  now you didn't even barely been going for half a seasonally, he's acting like
• 31:08
  he's some sort of prisoner. Not Nelson Mandela, You're a degenerate gambler.
• 31:17
  You got some damn like like I'm serious, Yeah, I honestly like when
• 31:22
  you're gambling on the sports you're playing, that's just another level of like de
• 31:27
  generous addiction because like you're making the money a lot of I would assume most
• 31:33
  of the people how to get into the games. They want money, right,
• 31:37
  you already got the money. That's now. They like the feeling of
• 31:41
  winning chasing at first they want money and then it becomes the rush after that.
• 31:48
  That's another level of the main the main benefit is the money and you
• 31:55
  already got there. Now you're just you're just chasing a feeling exactly. You
• 31:59
  don't get that. You don't get that feeling until you win something like you
• 32:02
  now, once you win, now, then you're gonna keep chasing that high
• 32:06
  once you Yes, and no, it's it's it's like it's like the win,
• 32:10
  it's the money, and then it's also just the feeling of like the
• 32:15
  satisfaction. Yes, like you know, I mean, is he gonna catch
• 32:19
  it? Nard? And he's a yard like the feeling the competition. Yeah,
• 32:24
  that's really the same reason why Jorn was a big gambler. Yea,
• 32:29
  it's really this, there's nothing And I also agree he's a degenerate. This
• 32:31
  is nothing new, it's just not but he's a degenerate. It's nothing new.
• 32:35
  It's just now that it's electronic so people can track it. Before it
• 32:37
  used to be done through bookies, it's very rare to get caught, all
• 32:42
  right, So he nigga, he's banned from the sport like he can never
• 32:46
  Yeah, they told him to funk off early early, like saying, no,
• 32:51
  bro, you're your cook. Don't ever don't even say baseball. All
• 32:59
  you can say is that sports I used to play, can say baseball.
• 33:04
  Cut his ass up. But but but what I'm asking is like, all
• 33:07
  right, yes, it's the feeling of winning. But like what leads you
• 33:10
  to gamble in the first place when you don't have the I want money thinges
• 33:16
  before you just know what's a thrilling it maybe yeah, you think niggas fly
• 33:21
  to Vegas to try to win more money or they just go to Vegas and
• 33:23
  gamble, But it's other ship in Vegas though, niggas a party in gamble,
• 33:28
  bro party, you could do that. Do you remember the episode of
• 33:31
  First Party in Philly? But like, what's the partying on game? Gambling
• 33:36
  on your phone? You know what I mean? Easy access? Easy access?
• 33:38
  Wait, what there's no party aspect? You know you said with Vegas
• 33:42
  there's party, all right, so the draw you can be drawn in by
• 33:45
  the partying, right, No, niggas are the casinos, that's what that's
• 33:49
  Vegas. Vegas is the casinos. Yeah, but do you remember the episode
• 33:52
  of First Prince when Carlton will win to Vegas and Carls were like, oh
• 33:57
  my gosh, well this is nas is disgusting, Like why would you gamble?
• 34:00
  But then Carlton did the one uh roulette and then he was stuck that
• 34:06
  you hit black black at one time? Okay, but but that's what I
• 34:09
  was saying. Once they hit that, you want to get that win for
• 34:12
  the first time. I'm like, all right, but it doesn't have to
• 34:14
  be a lot of money you worked. You know what I'm saying. I've
• 34:19
  had that job and seen this ship like, yeah, it happens very quickly,
• 34:23
  called Corey. Corey, don't need the fucking money. That nigga still
• 34:25
  gambled every fucking weekend. Put his business out. He put his business out,
• 34:31
  well, the gambling part. He's not at the gyr though. He's
• 34:37
  a very pig gambling problem called hundred gambler nigga. To tell you, nigga,
• 34:44
  I bet against him off. Yeah. First, I know about your
• 34:47
  picks, Corey, but yeah, they ain't got k You know what's crazy?
• 34:52
  You know what so wild? Our group chat started off as a gambling
• 34:55
  chat and it just turned into just a general no wady. He talks about
• 34:59
  gamble. Yeah, it was a gambling chat. You understand why niggas gamble.
• 35:04
  You had a whole group chat. I don't know why he was not
• 35:06
  even in that group chat trying to do game. I think it's just in
• 35:09
  there. Yeah I was in there, but I degenerative. Corey gave me
• 35:15
  one parlay and he told me he's like, bro, I'd never steer you
• 35:16
  wrong. It was at the bulletproof so yeah, god, this is bulletproof
• 35:24
  he would know he would give you a ball, but he would be doing
• 35:28
  something completely completely different. He was, Yes, you would lose, you
• 35:35
  lose your sh like, well, nigga, I won, Like, how
• 35:38
  we do the same thing. Well, I gave you that. I did
• 35:42
  this, Corey. This is not me. I did not saying this.
• 35:50
  But let's let's take it off him doing that, right, if I would
• 35:52
  have just exactly like thatthing like that, Yes, there's too many bets the
• 35:58
  same thing. It's gonna fucking yep. But it's like I don't understand that.
• 36:04
  I mean obviously because of that thing it but it was like, why
• 36:06
  wouldn't you tell somebody? It's like, it's not like it's gonna take from
• 36:08
  your money. Superstition, Yeah, super superstition, super crazy, super made
• 36:15
  eighty nine hundred bets, eight thousand, nine hundred bets. It was he
• 36:22
  spent two years, two years spent as a parlay damn multiple part multipart.
• 36:28
  Yes, he deposited one hundred and thirty two thousand dollars. Where do you
• 36:31
  get that he won five hundred and fifty six thousand, Well that nigga,
• 36:37
  but he didn't win the money. He also really like re kept it kept
• 36:40
  recycling it. He was an addict. He deposited or he withdrew fifty thousand
• 36:45
  dollars. He was an addict, so he lost you said five hundred,
• 36:49
  So he lost eighty thousand for what he started with. Yeah, okay,
• 36:53
  wait with his account empty at the end, I would have I would assume,
• 36:58
  like, if not, this is a very misleading fucking court document.
• 37:05
  If I see what you're saying, you know what I mean, like like
• 37:07
  like, there's no way they left out he had a balance of fucking one
• 37:08
  hundred and fifty grand, Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that,
• 37:12
  that would be a very misleading court document, the true, true,
• 37:15
  true. I like to go on to say that he his takeaway was fifty
• 37:21
  thousand. Damn don't. I just feel he's clearly an addict though, Like
• 37:25
  he's young. How old is he? Eight hundred and eighty nine hundred and
• 37:30
  apparently? I think he was doing it before he was even of age.
• 37:32
  It was like twenty yeah, seven bets a day, everybody, Yeah,
• 37:37
  he's a he's an addict, man, and he helps a day like high
• 37:43
  school players talking about their parlays. I'm like, excuse me, like,
• 37:45
  like that's like seven to thirteen bets a day for thirteen if you bet every
• 37:51
  single day for yeah, and I'm sure he probably did so twelve to thirteen.
• 37:54
  Yeah, man, that's insane. That's it's easy to get addicted to
• 37:59
  that. But only I think what I say, Only seventeen of them were
• 38:02
  at college football, only no of LSU. Only seventeen were LSU. The
• 38:07
  fact that he was even betting on something like that, I don't know what
• 38:08
  the number was. It was a small number, even even if it was
• 38:12
  twice. But that's too much. If he didn't bet it on l s
• 38:15
  U at all, No, is it good? No? No, I'm
• 38:19
  no. I'm saying no personally, like if he didn't bet on LSU,
• 38:24
  he just bet on all these other jacks that why not? It's like while
• 38:29
  Lebron can't bet on the Cavs versus Celtics can't do it? Why why?
• 38:36
  Because you have like a it's like an unfair insider trading type. I believe
• 38:39
  it. You can. No, I understand you can't. But I don't
• 38:43
  know what the rule is. The rule. I don't know just the rules
• 38:45
  you can't do. Yeah, I'm saying, like, morally, what's wrong
• 38:46
  with it? Oh, morally, I have no idea, but legally,
• 38:49
  no, you can't do it. Yeah, no, legally, especially like
• 38:53
  I feel like you just shouldn't be able to bet on the team that you're
• 38:55
  the team you're playing against. Yeah, excuse yes in your case, I'm
• 39:00
  not Yes, what I have a problem if they didn't know, but yeah,
• 39:04
  obviously they can't know what I'm saying. What was Cavin really doing?
• 39:07
  He was better on himself, right, But like it is, it's just
• 39:13
  it's the same argument. To me, it's the same argument about congress people
• 39:17
  buying stocks. M I don't think that's the same I don't know. And
• 39:22
  how Mark the story went to that is how I equate it, because it's
• 39:25
  like you have superior knowledge of an industry that the common person doesn't have,
• 39:32
  but they're also able to manipulate that industry to predict what's going to happen.
• 39:37
  So that's a little different. That's betting on your own team, which I
• 39:39
  say is not good. Right, I can see how it could be the
• 39:43
  one, like say, I'm not saying it's a perfect give an example right
• 39:45
  now, Like in my head, it's the same shit. You you know,
• 39:49
  like you know you cool with Joe L and B. Right, you
• 39:52
  know you're about to sit out? Are y'all talking? And he's like,
• 39:54
  yo, man, I'm about to shit out and he that has to come
• 39:57
  out on the injury report, you bet mm hmm, okay, you know
• 40:00
  what I mean, Like you have information that somebody knows or he's like on
• 40:06
  the fence about it, and you're like, man, you should probably say
• 40:07
  and that or like if you know certain certain coaches play certain defensive well,
• 40:16
  it's like right, like like they talk about they talk about who the fuck
• 40:22
  was it? I think it was you don'ko, maybe it was Steve Kurr,
• 40:27
  But they talk about one of these coaches how they key on certain players
• 40:31
  like weaknesses and how like not not what you said tendency is right, Like
• 40:36
  they'll send certain defenses at people at certain times. So if I know Steve
• 40:39
  kurt is a nut and they're playing Devin Booker today, I'm taking his under
• 40:45
  because I know he's about to double him every time he touched the ball in
• 40:46
  the or something like that. And also it's just one of those things advantage
• 40:51
  also, like it could be one of those things where players like hit up
• 40:53
  other players like kind of like we said, like and b's not playing.
• 40:55
  Or if you hit up a player like yo, I'm a bet on you.
• 40:58
  I'm a bet ten racks on you to get ten boards. Nigga T
• 41:04
  Yo, you do that like you go to Paula that's not playing a lot
• 41:07
  like Yo, I'll give you twenty racks if you give me ten boys a
• 41:09
  night, and I'm there grabbing everything directed that basic stuff. It takes away
• 41:20
  from the integrity of the game. Yeah, that's why it's morally, I
• 41:23
  guess coward who needs integrity? Spider Man, one more sports thing. We'll
• 41:30
  talk about losing money. Nicholas done lap. I know you guys don't know
• 41:35
  who this is. With an amateur golfer, he won this. I think
• 41:37
  it was an American Express Open or something like that. But since he's an
• 41:42
  amateur, he didn't win. Sent to the prize money. He pretty much
• 41:46
  missed out on winning one point five million dollars. How do you win that
• 41:51
  as an amateur to get the prime Because he's an amateur, how do he
• 41:52
  even win that as amateur? How old is he? I think he's like
• 41:55
  twenty okay, but but he's in college. Oh, he's just not a
• 41:59
  he's just technically not a professional. Yeah, at the time, he was
• 42:00
  in college University Alabama. So I'm a question he's allowed to participate in a
• 42:05
  competition and not receive the money for winning competition. Yeah, because he's not
• 42:09
  professional. Shouldn't he be a professional if he's in that competition though, you
• 42:13
  can enter as an amateur. He knows when if he wins. Yeah,
• 42:16
  the money, you know, if you win this shit. That sounds kind
• 42:19
  of rigged though, but you don't really you should just you should just win
• 42:22
  if you get them If you win, you get the money. An amateur
• 42:24
  not a pro. Amateurs don't like it's probably very very occasion for the amateur,
• 42:30
  right exactly. But I just feel like, what's the point of not
• 42:32
  giving them the money if they win? Like, what is what is the
• 42:36
  why is can he go back and say I'm a pro now and then get
• 42:42
  no, I mean didn't commit to be in a pro But you can't just
• 42:45
  go back and he can't go back the money. I just don't understand of
• 42:46
  like, what's the point of like banning amateurs for winning the money if they
• 42:51
  win, they win Because he's in college, it's kind of I guess it's
• 42:54
  like an outdated il Yeah, it's probably like I was gonna say, it's
• 42:59
  probably like, oh, I'm gonna I'm declaring for the NBA draft, then
• 43:00
  you go get drafted. I'm gonna go back to college. Now, I
• 43:05
  guess is that kind of like I mean, like know, you declared it
• 43:07
  as a professional, so yeah, you're yeah, you can't go back,
• 43:12
  right, you got the reverse? Yeah, you know, Like I guess
• 43:15
  that's how it is. So yeah, I mean it's that's the best way
• 43:17
  I can think of it. But so what's he doing? He just gotta
• 43:22
  eat that. Yeah, he's a pro. Now now you're probably about to
• 43:25
  get sponsorships and ship make it back. This is gonna be a good situation
• 43:29
  for Yeah, he'll be fine. Yeah. I feel like he could have
• 43:31
  probably just stayed in college spun off some nil deals. That's what shut it
• 43:36
  up. Yeah, that's what done. Yeah, I mean this is probably
• 43:39
  a better way to get it. Yeah. Everything happens for a reason.
• 43:43
  If that was if I was him, I'd be like damn. But at
• 43:45
  least I know I'm nice to win one tournament. I can want something.
• 43:50
  Hey, but I just left Nike. They need somebody what he did you
• 43:54
  didn't know who niggas live under a rock. No, my Twitter timeline is
• 43:59
  way different on yours. If you hadn't, we were differently this like two
• 44:05
  weeks ago. I didn't see I didn't see this anywhere. Y'all even put
• 44:07
  it in the group chats. You didn't even y don't even tell it.
• 44:09
  Y'all knew. I meant to tell you, but I was wearing a tiger
• 44:14
  for the reason, y'all, nigga, you like happened, and then I
• 44:20
  was that's not the reason we would assume it wasn't that's important because none of
• 44:25
  y'all said anything because it's not said. No one said it's important, but
• 44:30
  it was definitely something that was like out there. Nike posted. Yeah,
• 44:35
  no, Nike, Nike posted the ESPN posted. I didn't get it.
• 44:39
  I didn't get a DSB, a notification, nothing, see because eon,
• 44:42
  I must got your timeline, posted it every time you got a new sex
• 44:46
  position, but you ain't got real top is more relevant in my life.
• 44:55
  The tiger was leaving Nike. Fine, but I think they're Jason will I
• 45:00
  think they're getting rid of Nike golf. All. No, they're getting rid
• 45:02
  of Nike golf. Yeah, that's actually kind of ass. Yeah, but
• 45:06
  now because I always want to night. I think so because they're letting go
• 45:10
  of like pretty much all the there's like sponsoredment. They've been leading off golf
• 45:16
  ass bro and I want Nike clubs and now they're going to be very clubs
• 45:22
  have been gone for like ten years. I know, but I was gonna
• 45:22
  go on Facebook. They keep coming out of Nike golf shoes. Yeah,
• 45:27
  and it's weird because it's like in like Jordan's specifically. Yeah, I feel
• 45:30
  like they might just be Jordan's, but Jordan's a big golfer, so I'm
• 45:35
  sure he makes sure that. Yeah, and you know, probably like the
• 45:37
  overhead for those because you know, fucking Jordan's how much it costs to make
• 45:40
  first charging like two fifty for some golf shoes. It's like crazy, man,
• 45:45
  we're Tiger gonna go like, I guess he's just done, like he
• 45:46
  not does, He's bucket, He's going his own things. I'm sure he
• 45:52
  just started Sunday Red. Yeah, Sunday Red with Taylor made MJ's up on
• 45:55
  it. I say he could just go into his own umbrella. Yeah,
• 45:59
  Sunday represent Mike. I don't know, he doesn't know he's not a real
• 46:04
  sports beater. He's just a Philly beater. No, no, it just
• 46:07
  didn't sound cool. I mean I know where his he wears his very shirtless
• 46:13
  on Sunday. Yeah, okay, yeah, he's also didn't sound cool in
• 46:19
  his interesty the most sensful black man in his field. He doesn't like him.
• 46:22
  Say, I didn't like him. I don't like golf, so I
• 46:24
  don't give a ship when a nigga successful and black, I'm looking at him,
• 46:29
  funny, No, you get there. I don't care about the sports.
• 46:35
  I mean. Also, he had a fair with a white woman,
• 46:39
  an affair. I mean he was married. Married, he's married. I
• 46:43
  mean that's and all the other women weren't. He was milking on milk demon
• 46:52
  time. Damn nigga, you couldn't even shake it up with nothing. He
• 46:55
  said, No, you know what's better than milk? More milk, black
• 47:01
  tea, milk, cheese, black tape, scam, milk butter. Oh
• 47:07
  that's fat bitches, skim tiger shouting him. That's kind of sad. That's
• 47:19
  that's like a childhood thing kind of going away. Yeah. Yeah, as
• 47:22
  long as I remember, it's been him and Nike, like yeah, it's
• 47:25
  weird. That's interesting. Well, you know Eras and Man three weeks ago.
• 47:30
  Oh, speaking of Eras in there, what you got, nigga?
• 47:36
  This nigga told us him about Taylor Swift and now you're talking about Taylor Swift
• 47:38
  nombre arras the biggest tailor shop beater in here. Mike doesn't know what we're
• 47:45
  talking about. Like, no, we're not doing this ahead, it's not
• 47:52
  important. Errors are coming to the error stores coming to it. You won't
• 48:01
  be able to make the Super Bowl, I hope not the day before,
• 48:06
  please being please don't come back because it's a thirteen hour flight. Oh I
• 48:10
  know, Nigga did it, and somebody take the fuel out that plane five
• 48:15
  plus eight thirteen, not after it takes off, take take the feel out
• 48:22
  before it takes off, so it's delayed, so he doesn't get here.
• 48:24
  Don thirteenth season. Yeah, it was something like I saw the whole thing
• 48:29
  about that. The Illuminatis in on it. Okay, only matter time,
• 48:32
  I mean, I believe it. Oh god, that's a net release release
• 48:44
  over the clouds, Like what the are you talking about? All right?
• 48:47
  No, the Jurgen Clopp errors and oh yeah, the Super bowls on February
• 48:53
  eleventh to eleven. The best, the best manager in the Premiere It's about
• 49:01
  your soccer club, right, mm hmm, well second best manager. I
• 49:05
  gotta give it to that ball nigga man in. It's really good players him.
• 49:09
  I mean, shit, ain't working this year for now. For now,
• 49:15
  you know they always has all them been playing. I don't even know
• 49:17
  I've been playing. That team has been so cheap. Why yeah, I
• 49:22
  personally, I mean I get the scores and ship, but I haven't been
• 49:25
  keeping up as on. So the man, damn here clopp the manager of
• 49:29
  the Liverpool Football Club, is resigning after this year. I'm very sad to
• 49:34
  hear that. I heard in your voice. Uh yeah, I just got
• 49:37
  the notification. I don't even I think it was in the morning. I
• 49:39
  just saw it all, like, what the fuck? Yeah, mid season
• 49:43
  he said, he that's it. It was like I thought he was gonna
• 49:46
  be around for at least another five years and he's getting tired. He said,
• 49:52
  his knees are weak. I'm like, all right, man. So
• 49:55
  they said we might be getting Zobie Alonzo. I'm not from miliar boy.
• 50:01
  He's in the Bundesliga and he's running that thing. Okay, so you know,
• 50:07
  so, hey, you know, you know you got something to wave
• 50:10
  that. That was our shot of th Bob though, because he really likes
• 50:14
  Jurgen. That's not happening. You never know. That's just as likely as
• 50:17
  Kellen Moore winning you a super Bowl. Hey, I think I think,
• 50:22
  I think I'm putting that one percent. I can't laugh with you because a
• 50:29
  ain't shit funny. All right, all right, when we back, when
• 50:31
  we're back in contention, Okay, Mike, Okay, we want a document
• 50:36
  and told me this week ten this year, you hang on to that hope
• 50:38
  for me, Okay, because I ain't got it for you. I'm going
• 50:43
  to go on a slim chance that he's better than Brian Johnson. Okay,
• 50:46
  if that's all you need, is slightly better than Brian. I don't think
• 50:49
  he's slightly, but I think very much better. But yeah, we're gonna
• 50:53
  miss your Jurgen. Oh, Mike, I got something cheer up. Okay,
• 51:00
  it's a tweet of the week. I got Yes, I don't know
• 51:04
  if you saw. Actually I need two things real quick. Number one,
• 51:08
  I have been vindicated by magic mind what they said they like to feedback?
• 51:15
  Oh, no, of a different one. No, no, no,
• 51:17
  I saw they said, we love honest thoughts, and they said it was
• 51:21
  great. Mike was great. Thank you. Number two, you didn't give
• 51:23
  actually said honest thoughts. You didn't give thoughts. I did give thoughts.
• 51:30
  No, you demanded payment, and that was my thought. I think we
• 51:34
  need to be paid. Did you send in the full clippers you started the
• 51:37
  one for him? Yes, no, I didn't send that. That's what
• 51:39
  I didn't think yet. Ship. I knew you. I knew you wouldn't
• 51:45
  have done it. That's why I like this. Niggas you send them.
• 51:47
  I just didn't send your party started part send the money, nigga, I
• 51:55
  knew it. Yeah, but it's all right, you know mit smarter than
• 52:00
  that exactly. That's why I said it. They listened something to cheer you
• 52:05
  up. My man said, I hate that. She gotta be a virgin.
• 52:09
  Bullshit. Please don't come to me unfve seen that. I've seen that
• 52:14
  the future partner. Better have you know what, honestly to be real,
• 52:23
  like better not come unfucked. Don't come unfucked because like, listen, I
• 52:28
  think a lot of things. This that's that also, that old that old
• 52:31
  high school mentality we used to have. I don't want to deal with virgie.
• 52:36
  No one that's been ran through what I mean, Like, first of
• 52:38
  all, human bodies don't work like that. Those are times, those are
• 52:42
  the type of we used to think like that when they had vaginalists that were
• 52:45
  outside, were having too much sex and it just altered. Sometimes bodies are
• 52:52
  different. Uh, but like, yeah, you messed out your walls,
• 52:57
  Like that's not how that works. But I think like, yeah, I'm
• 53:01
  thinking like now I'm older. Huh. They can't even hit him, he
• 53:07
  can't throwing away. Hm hmm, that's not there. We go. It's
• 53:16
  been a while since m J mentioned he has a curve, ladies curve that
• 53:23
  hit him up. That's not what he's saying. He was doing his curve
• 53:28
  brag. I thought he was doing that as man. He hasn't, like
• 53:30
  you said, he has done it in a while, So I see why
• 53:32
  you thought I did it for him? What Yeah, So like as an
• 53:39
  older person, I'm just thinking, like, you know, what do you
• 53:42
  think about happened sex with? Oh my god, you're saying it right now,
• 53:47
  like if somebody was your age in their version, that would be such
• 53:52
  a miserable. Now we're doing it. I'm doing a task, I'm doing
• 53:55
  a chore. Were like like, now I gotta I gotta instruct You're not
• 54:02
  even instruck really at that point, I gotta do all this hesitation because it's
• 54:07
  like, it's like, is this good for you? Might you know her
• 54:12
  own body? Yeah, I gotta teach her about mind and your body.
• 54:15
  Bit I ain't sign up for this dropping in the rain with no headlights and
• 54:22
  no wipers. You're just just like how Keenan almost drowned, just head out
• 54:27
  the windows making shit happen. I think I can see. I think it's
• 54:31
  going well. Do you like it? You're not crying, you're not you're
• 54:39
  not telling me her, so it must be good. I'm straight up that
• 54:45
  sounds like a miserable experience. I'm like, I would never like, why
• 54:47
  would I sign up for that at this big age, Like that's cool when
• 54:52
  you're seventeen eighteen because we all don't know what the fuck we're doing. Yeah,
• 54:57
  true, what twenty five? I don't want to deal with that.
• 55:00
  I feel like, if that's something you want after age of nineteen eight eighteen,
• 55:05
  and you can I feel like even that's late seventeen eighteen nineteen, if
• 55:07
  you're still if you get past that and you're like, yo, I'm looking
• 55:10
  for a virgin, hold on, hold on not going a virgin. Shame.
• 55:14
  I'm not shaming. That's your choice. Seventeen is too old, know
• 55:16
  what I'm saying, Like, I'm trying to think, like what age?
• 55:20
  Because he said seventeen. I was like, I'm trying to think when you
• 55:22
  stopped when twenty one? Twenty even, I would say twenty one. Once
• 55:28
  you get out of high school, I say, out of college, once
• 55:30
  you get out of high school. You know what else he was saying,
• 55:31
  Yes, No, Mike, I'm saying I want you to start yea like
• 55:35
  when you stop talking about like oh I need you're looking for a vergon or
• 55:39
  just even the thought, oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 55:43
  Once you get out of high school, you shouln't be like I would say,
• 55:45
  I would give it college because some people are late bloomers. So like
• 55:49
  if you're a virgin, you because I'd be like, people are virgins in
• 55:52
  I can't imagine people. I can't imagine my twenty one year old self.
• 55:55
  I don't need a virgin people. People can be late because you at twenty
• 56:00
  one we're not a virgin, but no, I can't imagine looking. Yeah,
• 56:04
  you are misunderstand people that are looking for for looking, you could be
• 56:07
  a virgin, but if you're going, I ain't having sense with nobody unless
• 56:10
  it's a virgin a preference, if your preferences, I prefer somebody who's a
• 56:15
  virgin, but Mike is touched. If the other person's a virgin, they'll
• 56:19
  probably be looking for I would understand, yes, wanting another virgin. Yeah,
• 56:23
  that's what I'm saying. And I said, that's why I extended the
• 56:27
  age to after college, because in college there's still a good amount of that's
• 56:30
  not what they're talking. We're talking. Yeah, you're adding like an extra
• 56:34
  thing to it. We're on the same page. Yeah, I see what
• 56:37
  I mean. I think. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm thinking people who
• 56:40
  are Yeah, if you're looking for that past college age, you are stepping
• 56:47
  into uh red dot territory. Yeah, what's the that's a button. I'm
• 56:57
  sorry, that's it. That's it. Somebody that's fifty seven minutes kean,
• 57:02
  nasty zone. Button that happen, keenan, that doesn't work? I like
• 57:07
  it. I guess I like that. We got exactly Yeah. So yeah,
• 57:16
  yeah, version, that's what a miserable. Miserable I would never sign
• 57:22
  up for that. Nowadays, you gotta know what you gotta, you gotta
• 57:27
  you've gotta have had to had at least two or three at least because now
• 57:30
  I know. Yeah, no, nigga listening like, let's not push it
• 57:35
  now, two to three. God damn, God, God damn, that's
• 57:38
  gonna say. At the same time, it was like six book, goddam
• 57:42
  Trump, slow down. Yeah no, let me tell you right now,
• 57:47
  dudes, niggas is corny. Niggas is corny, bro, Niggas is corny.
• 57:53
  Hey, listen, if you a nigga listening and you think that you
• 57:57
  are corny, I'm only going to give you a path for being corny.
• 58:00
  If you're not twenty one, if you're over that eight, if you can
• 58:04
  legally drink and you're thinking that way, you are a corn ball. Grow
• 58:09
  up a ball of corn flakes. You are whack. Okay, niggas are
• 58:17
  having people are adults and have sex. It's gonna happen. You can have
• 58:22
  your preferences to like I guess to the level of which like how they spread
• 58:30
  around whatever, do their thing. And once you get into actual numbers and
• 58:35
  counting things. I think it always gets weird on both sides when you make
• 58:38
  determinations about people based ones. Oh they've been with it, they got six
• 58:44
  bodies or they got twelve bodies. What a nigga who cares? They're fucking
• 58:49
  with you? Now enjoyed the pussy, Now enjoy enjoy the we we now
• 58:54
  other dicks. Why are you as a man thinking about the others? Sounds
• 59:00
  a little hey yeo, wish a little perto Rican to me? Okay,
• 59:06
  r st, I have to do this in you. You shinning real Diesel
• 59:12
  jeans to me? Signing a real body? Is shigning real to me?
• 59:15
  Okay? You shigning real Elizabeth New Jersey to me? Okay, okay,
• 59:23
  shinn signing real more. Fungo did that question saying I love the Dominican Puerto
• 59:37
  Rican community. Those my niggas with nigga hairlines, I guess Puerto Ricans with
• 59:45
  eight shout out to my Puerto Ricans. No black them some niggas, Bro,
• 59:52
  I said, Bro, niggas very black. One of the black,
• 59:58
  and I was like, I wanted this some niggas I know black Dominican.
• 1:00:04
  That one nigga look like Boss Man Delo talking about he's not a black shout
• 1:00:10
  of the boss Man Dilo. That's one of my new UH rappers that I
• 1:00:14
  like to listen to. I listened that one freest out I've been I started
• 1:00:16
  to go down the rabbit hole that niggas Nice. I thought he was from
• 1:00:20
  Detroit, but he's actually from Florida, which was surprising. Really he seemed
• 1:00:23
  like a Detroit guy. Yeah, yeah, Florida. Interesting. Texas niggas
• 1:00:31
  got me right now. Texas niggas got you right now. Who who do
• 1:00:36
  you do you listen to? That? That that Mexican rapper guy with that
• 1:00:39
  where the cowboy hat. I've seen him making. I haven't listened yet.
• 1:00:45
  I don't doubt that. I've just I've been seeing him around. Yeah,
• 1:00:50
  he said, I know him. I know him, big extra plug.
• 1:00:54
  He's from Texas. A song called Texas. I thought he was he.
• 1:00:58
  I thought he was from like Tennessee or something like that. Okay, that's
• 1:01:00
  nigga with the right for sure. Mm hm, Well, got some question
• 1:01:07
  for you, Nice. He's rolling ours on words that don't have ours.
• 1:01:10
  I don't know how he doesn't. His tongue moves crazy. Whoa nasty that's
• 1:01:21
  where the button was going. Right here, tongue moves now, It's like
• 1:01:27
  he knew as he was saying it, but he was like, I got
• 1:01:29
  it too far, now, too far. I'm not afraid. I'm not
• 1:01:34
  afraid to take He's not afraid of that tongue. Everybody, That's what we
• 1:01:40
  needed, Eminem versus Bro. What was up with all the Eminem and windows
• 1:01:45
  during the because he was at the game the game, fool like he was
• 1:01:50
  getting a finger you know where Eminem's from. I didn't watch the game,
• 1:01:54
  like I was cooking. I really wasn't watching. Well, he from he's
• 1:01:59
  a Lions fan, big Lions fan. We see the movie. I didn't
• 1:02:01
  know he was a big Lions fan until this year. But he's a big
• 1:02:04
  line because I mean, you know, anybody, a lot of Lions he's
• 1:02:10
  been you know, been lying put the paper bags away. They just never
• 1:02:15
  yeah, they just never make it this mark for people to actually watch him.
• 1:02:20
  So, yeah, he was, he was at the game. Actually,
• 1:02:22
  they damn fool Anyway, his military cat the first quarter, the nigga
• 1:02:24
  was flipping off the forty nine about twenty one, he was doing that.
• 1:02:29
  Yeah, he got It's all fun, but doing that a slim shady.
• 1:02:31
  That's just him, that Seminem man. He doesn't give a funk about anybody.
• 1:02:35
  Nigga like me would have left like we losing, Yeah, like to
• 1:02:42
  be up twenty one or whatever they was up and then see them when the
• 1:02:45
  second they took the Living Team funk out. I'm like, yeah, get
• 1:02:49
  my plane ready, I'm going home because I'll be the moddy you paid for
• 1:02:52
  that ticket. Your ass would have sat there, he's in if I'm Eminem
• 1:02:55
  with Emminem money, No, I'm going the funk home. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:03:00
  they would have been celebrating. You've been down there with them. Yeah,
• 1:03:06
  all right, which is more embarrassing no one knowing who you are at
• 1:03:09
  your probate or no one knowing who you are at your graduation. So let's
• 1:03:15
  answer the first thing for people who don't know what a probate is. Nobody
• 1:03:19
  not knowing you had your prob I'm thinking about going at approbate and like we
• 1:03:27
  got number three. That's kind of crazy. Well I would have to say,
• 1:03:34
  okay, all right, boom, let's do this. First of all,
• 1:03:38
  for people don't know what a probate is, a probate is in black
• 1:03:44
  fraternity uh D nine fraternities. After you plays, they usually have like a
• 1:03:49
  show where they kind of revealed the new members to like the campus or the
• 1:03:53
  community of the school. So like they'll usually it's like an unmasking or they'll
• 1:03:58
  show like, hey this person is there, we got new brother sisters such
• 1:04:01
  and such, name this one. So they'll do that, and then obviously
• 1:04:08
  graduations, graduation, I would have to say, no quick waybody like that?
• 1:04:15
  Yeah, who do fuck? Is Porcho? Extra gravy show time?
• 1:04:24
  Get this nigga out of here? The ball an favorite movie. I wonder
• 1:04:31
  how long it took me or to get them steps down? And you know,
• 1:04:34
  you know he's a dancing ass nigga, right, that's true? Is
• 1:04:38
  he really? Yeah? I think he just doesn't He doesn't do it as
• 1:04:41
  much as you think he would, but he can dance. Okay, okay,
• 1:04:44
  watch the videos. I didn't do a lot of music videos and music
• 1:04:49
  video video for Closer when he's with the paint in the pocket. He didn't
• 1:04:53
  constantly walks around videos when he had them big ass pants, big as Why
• 1:05:00
  why did he have pants on? Bro? I thought like nigga who Jared
• 1:05:02
  from Subway on promotional tour. Nigga was one of the big ass pants Ford
• 1:05:08
  fu Jeder or Nigga I lost two hundred and seventy seven pounds. Nasty Subway.
• 1:05:15
  That's the name of the episode, Nasty bitch, huge ass jeans.
• 1:05:20
  I was like, Nigga, it was my pants. Nigger niggas stole my
• 1:05:24
  pants. He stole my my club, like Neil stole my fucking jeans.
• 1:05:30
  They were like man stiff too, like start Neil stole and starts my going
• 1:05:35
  out. She just gonna walked on their own. Bro. That looked crazy
• 1:05:39
  that, but I would say that. I would say I stick probate.
• 1:05:43
  I say the probate because you don't got to get your ass to get the
• 1:05:45
  graduation. You go through a lot of ship pledging the fraternity, and after
• 1:05:53
  all that, everybody just goes. And then for the graduation you could have
• 1:05:58
  just there all online classes. So about it. They're like, who then
• 1:06:00
  is this guy? You don't even got to go to graduation. You know
• 1:06:04
  you gotta be there, You gotta be there. So hey that one shep
• 1:06:12
  cookies. That's it, that's it's gotta be. I can only Oh my
• 1:06:15
  god. I was like, I don't want to join no more, take
• 1:06:18
  the mask off, just silence, just yea, hold your little the little
• 1:06:26
  grit feet. Anybody crying, golunteers, take off the next woods the number
• 1:06:35
  four, big brother, like squid word is money. It's just your mom,
• 1:06:44
  Like it's not your mom, it's just it's your's your academic advisor that
• 1:06:50
  you've been telling about the ship because you can't talk to nobody else about it.
• 1:06:57
  Yeah, academic advisor. Ad junk professor stayed after lay that night to
• 1:07:01
  watch. Yeah, like it's a secret, like you just bought out of
• 1:07:04
  nowhere. Huh talking about this pret you just bought out of nowhere. Some
• 1:07:10
  people what he's doing out up and everybody know what I'm saying. You know
• 1:07:15
  what happens when I when school, they was doing the Spanish one. They
• 1:07:23
  they would have these niggas in fucking and like white suit, like white suits
• 1:07:29
  with military black jackets on. I don't know they did that king niggas l
• 1:07:33
  s U. Yeah No, we didn't have my school No thirteen. Hell
• 1:07:41
  yeah you know I was Porto five, rereakingreaking yourself. Okay, now we
• 1:07:54
  got a big brother, my fungo. You keep saying, my fun it's
• 1:07:59
  all the same to me to different plats. They speak Spanish, niggas,
• 1:08:04
  that's like that also Puerto Rican? Is it? Now? Apologize? I
• 1:08:13
  apologize, nigga. Ain't know what happened twice in one day then diication All
• 1:08:21
  right, okay no, but like yeah, they had them like so they
• 1:08:26
  were like a white like like a full white dicky shuit. Okay, well
• 1:08:31
  black with black boots, I respect it. So with black boots and like
• 1:08:49
  a black little flight jackets and a beret and like a little bandanna. And
• 1:08:54
  they would have to like mark like walk like throughout the campus, throughout the
• 1:08:59
  campus like that. They couldn't like open door, like they couldn't open doors
• 1:09:04
  like they couldn't like they had to open doors a certain way, like they
• 1:09:06
  couldn't they had like hold the doors for people all the time. It was
• 1:09:10
  something crazy like I had a class with one of them dudes. But yeah,
• 1:09:14
  like it was crazy. But like after that, I think that was
• 1:09:15
  the last year they had to do it. They had they couldn't do that
• 1:09:18
  no more. That's how black person, I mean black turned. I remember
• 1:09:21
  when I when I was trying to do that little ship. One of the
• 1:09:27
  things was like you couldn't walk on grass, so you could like you had
• 1:09:31
  to like you you couldn't walk on grass, and you couldn't take elevators.
• 1:09:42
  Didn't last long, so like yo, deal breaker and I don't know if
• 1:09:47
  you know my kid Montclair that it is big and it's chilly, so you
• 1:09:53
  couldn't. That means you couldn't take no shuttles. Wait what because it's going
• 1:09:58
  to higher elevation. You couldn't take the easy road. It's like the logic,
• 1:10:04
  you couldn't take the easy road out of suck my thick. That is
• 1:10:08
  crazy. I'm just listen whatever, like that was just one of the rules.
• 1:10:13
  Like so yeah, you couldn't go on elevators, you couldn't take uh
• 1:10:17
  the shuttles, no shuttles, you couldn't walk on grass. Crazy, So
• 1:10:23
  that was just one of the things. It's just like Myra, you can
• 1:10:26
  walk on the grass in my school, like nobody couldn't. Nobody could don't
• 1:10:30
  walk on the grass. That was one of the things. Like he taught
• 1:10:34
  us that like freshman like you know like freshman year orientation, orientation, you
• 1:10:40
  also have a bridge that you can walk across. The most that was when
• 1:10:43
  I tell you get a niggas tickets for that. That was the most stupidest
• 1:10:45
  fucking ship I've ever seen in my life. That I haven't been the cane
• 1:10:47
  in a minute, but yeah, it was not a nice time. A
• 1:10:53
  literal bridge drove past it, but not on the actual campus. A literal
• 1:10:57
  bridge that literally logical it goes from the parking lot directly from the park line
• 1:11:01
  to the campus, which means it makes it life easier for everybody to walk
• 1:11:05
  on this bridge. Commuters and people like you can't walk on it. Made
• 1:11:11
  no sense, made no sense. Why does these things even exist if you
• 1:11:14
  can't walk on it? That's what bridges are for. Was it for cars?
• 1:11:17
  They said it was for emergency vehicles, but literally it was like the
• 1:11:21
  bridge goes straight to the dorms and the fucking path to the right of the
• 1:11:26
  bridge was like wind why like why the group? Yeah, it was stupid.
• 1:11:30
  They want you to just see the campus. For some it was the
• 1:11:32
  one right by your dorm right all the dorms like they were all pretty much.
• 1:11:36
  One. One thing I always with about your school and at the campus
• 1:11:41
  is the fucking basketball courts. Yeah, which is the outdoor basketball course.
• 1:11:45
  We have a really nice course hit it out there in the out the student
• 1:11:49
  centered type area. Outside they had like these two full length, full length
• 1:11:55
  basketball courts that like had the gate around them, like in like in the
• 1:11:58
  Inner City. But it was just like, I was like, you can
• 1:12:00
  watch you can watch play basketball be hooping outdoors. I've never seen that on
• 1:12:05
  the campus. Playing in the calf was right there and j just added one
• 1:12:10
  what like Inner City in New York City, the ones with like the gate
• 1:12:17
  around once they having the ghettos, something you'd see in the hood. It
• 1:12:25
  makes me feel like I'm in the hood. But I'm not, like,
• 1:12:27
  what the fuck do you care about the basketball courts now? She was just
• 1:12:30
  lit. No, it was I'm not hooping, but it was just niggas
• 1:12:33
  be out there chilling too. He just likes his people to have access.
• 1:12:36
  I like seeing my people, you know what I'm saying. It was a
• 1:12:39
  good selling out. It was a good selling point for you. Nigga don't
• 1:12:42
  want to stay because you are there. You don't know the I don't disagree
• 1:12:44
  with them. Was nice, but Mike's being like, oh, you know
• 1:12:46
  what I really liked about your school the basketball courts. I never played basket.
• 1:12:54
  Niggas would out there chilling speaks out there. I'm talking the elsy Nigga.
• 1:13:00
  I get why he would like it. Nigga, why you that's the
• 1:13:02
  thing that you liked by the school is crazy? No, it's not because
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  I see it was cool like it was in a space. It was a
• 1:13:11
  space and it's really nice where I would see people just hanging out. People
• 1:13:13
  fell at home. It did. I mean it was who was there all
• 1:13:16
  niggas out there? It was there, it was there was just one.
• 1:13:21
  There was this one girl. Sound all right in the cages and the okay
• 1:13:30
  suburbs record parts anyway. Next question, we only did one so far.
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  It's been thirty minutes. Correct. Correct. It gave me the approximity to
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  the ghetto that I like, close, but not that close. Nice.
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  There you go, suburban mic, that's right. Next question. One thing
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  you will never see Michael Be's Nigga has court with cages across the street from
• 1:13:49
  his house. There's no cages as a fence around the whole fucking thing.
• 1:13:57
  It's not a fencer anymore. No, it hasn't. In the fence there
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  there was one hundred percent of fence. There was one hundred percent you're thinking
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  of. Of course, Nigga used to cop the fence. There was a
• 1:14:09
  fence there growing up. I know you came here a little later, there
• 1:14:14
  was a fence there. I was like twelve, but it was by your
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  papa. It was fence, it was fence. This sounds like very localized
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  anyway. Next the loom corner, yeah effect, that's kind of crazy.
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  It really isn't a corner there. There definitely was a corner. There was.
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  There was, there was a court there. No never my next question,
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  the next question, we're talking about the corner. What is the corner
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  copy the little wicking that they put the fruit basket in like the pilgrim juice
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  to use the starting about the food of loom fucking thing, the Mandela effect
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  of the fruit of the loom corner coopia and the Quartanu Kobe is like our
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  fruit basket, it's never mind, never mind, I'm gonna have to show
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  you you it looks like a horn like wicking basket. Is that there?
• 1:15:13
  That that wasn't there on the loom thing. It's not there now. They
• 1:15:17
  tried to say they said it was never there, but then people found out
• 1:15:20
  like, wait, this is actually it looks I was there. Yeah,
• 1:15:25
  yeah, yeah, it was definitely there. It was like it's never been
• 1:15:28
  there. Like the company tried to be like just like you know what.
• 1:15:30
  Another one of these people said that uh, Simbad was like because they were
• 1:15:35
  like, it's like a genie type movie. We definitely had this conversation like
• 1:15:39
  nine times we had providing example and it's a real thing because just like but
• 1:15:45
  it's but it's not the next question about no, we didn't talk about no
• 1:15:50
  no, no no. We didn't talk about for the loom. We only
• 1:15:51
  talked about Simbad. We one million percent had the same ex that conversation.
• 1:15:58
  See exactly like to the loomp corner, we spoke about Smith. We never
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  we did not talk about promise Like somebody found a shirt that had the real
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  logo on the shirt and showed the video of the shirt with the tag with
• 1:16:14
  the corner. That sounds like something I would say, promise youll We had
• 1:16:19
  this literal same as that conversation within the past two That's probably it. Go
• 1:16:27
  back in the episode se on that conversation because MJ is the one that brought
• 1:16:30
  up the Simbad thing. Okay, okay, okay, okay, next question,
• 1:16:36
  I just needed one thing, Okay, yeah, yeah, this is
• 1:16:46
  what the people love? All right? Would you either agree with the formula?
• 1:16:53
  Can we please get to the next one, the person frustrated by the
• 1:16:56
  morons? Would you either want another thing? I just protection leg? Okay?
• 1:17:16
  Literally you got to eat them up on another leg? Hell no,
• 1:17:20
  okay. Would you either agree to disappear like you never existed for world peace
• 1:17:27
  or you get two billion dollars? But a nuclear holocaust is a sure to
• 1:17:30
  happen within the next ten years, where everywhere it's a nuclear holocaust, So
• 1:17:39
  you disappear world peace. So now when you say disappear like you never existed,
• 1:17:45
  where you get ten billion dollars and everybody died two billion dollars died in
• 1:17:49
  ten years. Yeah, you can just disappeared. What's the point I happened
• 1:17:53
  two billion dollars of Yeah, I mean it's gonna be a hell of a
• 1:17:56
  two years exactly, it's a hell of a ten years. And I'm spent
• 1:18:00
  in that money on my basils, bunking about me and mine is gonna be
• 1:18:04
  good. We're gonna be how much two billion? Two billion? But it
• 1:18:09
  says within the next ten years, So ten years, it could be the
• 1:18:14
  next day, that could it could be the same day either way, I
• 1:18:17
  was suck so but I know I'm taking a two billion. I think have
• 1:18:25
  to take take my you know, as soon as the bunker. I'm like,
• 1:18:29
  you know what, So soon as i get my money, I'm starting
• 1:18:31
  destruction on my bunker. A billion dollars on the bunker, and I have
• 1:18:35
  another billion all in the out the rest, I guess, And I'm charging,
• 1:18:40
  and I'm building a fucking crazy bunker, and I'm charging niggas to come
• 1:18:44
  in some get my billion back. On the even you can't make it too
• 1:18:50
  bay because they don't know about the bunker of society as we know it.
• 1:18:55
  You can always count on Q to be on capitalist even in the world where
• 1:19:00
  catalysm doesn't exist, because now we was gonna uphold because now when ship gets
• 1:19:03
  crazy and you gotta start society over again. Afterwards, I'm going to be
• 1:19:10
  the nigga with all the money. So if you have all the money,
• 1:19:14
  are you going to have Prema nocta? Okay, let's go, because since
• 1:19:18
  you'll be the king, I wouldn't have preman octa if I was the billion,
• 1:19:23
  might just be me and a bunch of women like Yeah, honestly,
• 1:19:29
  Brandy's gonna that the whole day, just gonna be him in like thirty seven
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  milks, one black for flavor. She's gotta stop this cause niggas are believing
• 1:19:43
  your uh, your fucking she's just starting okays like yeah the black chick,
• 1:19:51
  Yeah yeah, listen, go go downstairs and grab Bridget for me. Only
• 1:19:56
  black chick he got there is works his ways, working crazy. She's on
• 1:20:00
  the fucking clock that has He's like, I got a black woman in here.
• 1:20:03
  You get the condoms talking fox Chaser, the condoms, the end of
• 1:20:09
  the world. Time grab Booker t off the shelf. That's a call back
• 1:20:16
  to listen last week for that one Booker t off the shelf book look like
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  Booker t rotates somehow. I don't know how SI ship from euro Trip.
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  Yes, at the beginning of not another t movie, when the like remember
• 1:20:40
  I don't remember years ago, just put the bitch on the drill in the
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  cake, Mike in the I know. Mm hmmm. Alright, that's funny
• 1:20:48
  as movie. Great movie. Next question, right, y'all are on a
• 1:20:55
  trivia show? What category is each pod member? Dominit Donald donomit dominating and
• 1:21:00
  damn foreign start. My boy started reading like Fabio maymile happy further asday.
• 1:21:11
  It's all the furthers the best, further than further. I'm stupid ass up
• 1:21:16
  Fabio. They said, somebody saying this nigga live is foreign reading like a
• 1:21:24
  Czechoslovakian nigga really like you from Lebanon. It's Georgia the country, Georgia state.
• 1:21:41
  That was always great to find out, Like Georgia Nigga. I went
• 1:21:44
  to high school with a dude from Georgia the country. He was all fucked
• 1:21:47
  up, like nigga. What he's like, We Georgia, George, George,
• 1:21:56
  Josh. That must be from making. You can't be from Duluth.
• 1:22:01
  That ship sucked me up. He's from the island, That nigga from Stone
• 1:22:05
  Mountain. He was from the island, Simon. That's why I'm picking up
• 1:22:15
  a Satan Simon accent. Is that what that is born? George Listeners is
• 1:22:25
  gonna love that. I don't know about the island. There's some niggas out
• 1:22:30
  there, boy on the island, people like now I feel like I want
• 1:22:34
  to go. Yeah, it's like a real really really rich area. But
• 1:22:39
  all the works black people of course, they come from like Brunswick Georgia.
• 1:22:45
  But yeah, the question was what category is each pod member dominating? Dominating,
• 1:22:49
  damn dominating problem. Okay, Mike is porn categories. I guess corn
• 1:22:57
  stars. Yeah, definitely might Why we because you move about, wouldn't sure?
• 1:23:03
  Yeah? Even even let's get more specific. Tomato tomato, tomato and
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  ketchup. So what nigga? Mm hmmm mm hmm I would do Keenan music,
• 1:23:16
  Elsie music needs two now give me, give me, give me.
• 1:23:20
  College mascots okay, yeah, college mascots just just knowledge, college knowledge,
• 1:23:29
  like people knowledge go to school. I'm like, why do you know this
• 1:23:33
  rock party went to Iowa? We know Keenan? No, no, no,
• 1:23:39
  he went to damn sure Iowa Capitals. You mean for now I was
• 1:23:44
  now, I was state. What are talking about? Iowa state? Iowa
• 1:23:45
  state? Rock Party lost already Iowa state? This guy whatever state were the
• 1:23:50
  britishaw fergus and go to school Auburn, Virginia. No, the britishaw fergus.
• 1:23:58
  Mm hmmm, dude, dude came up. I know he went to
• 1:24:02
  the Jets, the Brickershaw University of Virginia. J got it. Oh,
• 1:24:08
  sounds like we have some competition for the college. Now we'll play it.
• 1:24:11
  I'll playing that game. N stay at Boise. What are you serious that?
• 1:24:18
  What state is Boise? In Boise? Like Boston? My god?
• 1:24:23
  What do you say? Did you say the state and you said Boston?
• 1:24:26
  Time out, tim yo Yo, you'll remember that. We've had this conversation
• 1:24:31
  too. Yeah, yes, okay, cool, that's one thing. He
• 1:24:35
  said, Boise South. Did you just say that? He said, what
• 1:24:39
  state is Boston? Boise? And you said another city's name? He said
• 1:24:44
  Boston? Oh wow, Massachusetts? My fuck. Yeah, it's still wrong,
• 1:24:47
  but only like twenty five hundred miles. So Ken is not doing geography.
• 1:24:55
  No, boys is in an Idaho. We'll give you an R and
• 1:24:58
  b Ever we've done this before. I don't know where where's Mount Average Keenan?
• 1:25:06
  I don't know. I swear where's Mount Evers? Give me? Where
• 1:25:11
  do you think it is? That Midwest? You guys? Do you guys
• 1:25:16
  do that too? Midwest? And what country? You can't't? You can't
• 1:25:24
  leave the country where? That's crazy? He doesn't know, he doesn't at
• 1:25:31
  the top way, God, lay South America? What do you say?
• 1:25:39
  No? No, that neither? And yes, what continent? I don't
• 1:25:45
  I really think I don't believe. I don't think I'll believe what I say.
• 1:25:48
  Caucaus mountains, cau mountains. I take the information to pass the test,
• 1:25:53
  and then once I'll never need it again. Where's the Great Wall of
• 1:25:55
  China? Okay? Right, okay? Where's mountains? Fiji? At least
• 1:26:10
  you know what questions? Japan? At least you know what Fiji is?
• 1:26:17
  This is great. Where the mountains at? Now? Where are the caucas
• 1:26:23
  mountains? Europe? Think about this caucage Europe. I mean, yeah,
• 1:26:31
  I was. I was gonna say they're Asia, Caucasian Asian. Someone actually
• 1:26:35
  made a good point. Damn that Asia and Europe aren't two separate countries.
• 1:26:42
  It's all one continents that Europeans just did that so they could separate themselves.
• 1:26:47
  There's nothing. There's all landlocked, really, nothing that separates them. You
• 1:26:53
  can drive from this might be crazy, look it up. Maybe the mountains.
• 1:26:58
  Is that not the same thing with North and Southern No, it's the
• 1:27:01
  the little street. I'm pretty sure you can drive from South to North America.
• 1:27:06
  You can't the Panama Canal. Yeah, the canal, there's nowhere to
• 1:27:12
  get around that. Get over it. I don't think go through No,
• 1:27:17
  I know that. I don't think there's a bridge, but I mean,
• 1:27:20
  if if that canal wasn't there, it would be like, Okay, this
• 1:27:24
  is like a small enough piece of land that it's like, now, did
• 1:27:30
  you think you're talking about Panama City? What are you talking about? Nah,
• 1:27:34
  it's not possible right now. I will not incriminate myself. You've done
• 1:27:40
  enough today. Now I'm curious. I'm gonna just help you out. What
• 1:27:43
  are you thinking? Now? What if I cut your mic? What?
• 1:27:46
  Then? I won't say anything at all that are Canadians American? No?
• 1:27:51
  What the now? You gotta say it? Come on? Hmm. Technically
• 1:27:56
  thank god you, thank God, thank God. No. North America.
• 1:28:00
  Yeah, just like Mexicans. There's people the people that don't know that.
• 1:28:03
  I was actually having that conversation with my mother that Mexicans are American essentially,
• 1:28:10
  they're just geographically yeah, North American, North great question. Yeah, the
• 1:28:16
  King's not doing geography. No, no, no, next music, you
• 1:28:23
  do general trivia. I could just do whatever they does anything pre two thousands
• 1:28:28
  trivia. I can do this. So there's a sound about the mountains up
• 1:28:33
  in North Jersey, though, that's like our Grand Canyon or something. Like
• 1:28:38
  Northwest Jersey, West Jersey exactly. Is that the ship that we was going
• 1:28:44
  through when we was going to Canada part of the Appellations because when we was
• 1:28:46
  going through to Canada, it looked real like Mountaine New York. That was
• 1:28:51
  New York Buffalo or some ship. Very mountains. It's very mountains in upstate
• 1:28:57
  Northwest Jersey, like Northwest with the very mountains up there. Yeah, big
• 1:29:01
  ass mountains for sure. Yeah, but there's like a well there, I
• 1:29:05
  saw it on some the n J ship there was like it's like our Grand
• 1:29:10
  Canyon took up there near like Lafayette. I'm telling you. New Jersey has
• 1:29:14
  so many different terrains, like we got a lot and it's very different,
• 1:29:17
  very different with it's a lot. Yeah, we're the best worst state in
• 1:29:24
  the country. Do we have like I don't know, but do we have
• 1:29:27
  like snow like mountain type like ski and cat mountains. I don't think we
• 1:29:31
  got that because they just never built. I assume where they're talking about that
• 1:29:35
  that's what the Palisades. Uh oh yeah, yeah in the state park.
• 1:29:41
  I knew, yes, that's not even what then we were talking about.
• 1:29:44
  But no, I was, yeah, there's I know Philipsburg area. But
• 1:29:46
  I was asking if that was kind of like the area was thinking of.
• 1:29:48
  But Northwest Jersey. Yeah, that's just crazy. It's along the Hudson River.
• 1:29:53
  You can go on the boat and see all the ship. It's like
• 1:29:55
  big ship. Yeah, this big ass. The mobsters throw their bodies sending
• 1:30:00
  on my feet all right. Next one, JFK was a cut for saying,
• 1:30:05
  do not ask what your country can do for you, but rather what
• 1:30:09
  you can do for your country, as if paying thirty percent taxes a year
• 1:30:12
  for your income isn't enough, should be asking what more can this country do
• 1:30:16
  for us? Stupid twat all right, man, we had to put this
• 1:30:20
  in a question. I agree until the twat dang, I wouldn't. I
• 1:30:30
  never heard anybody calls him my attack one man do nothing for me. JFK
• 1:30:33
  and his brother were definitely doing like Vincement man and John Lord. United is
• 1:30:38
  problem? Oh well, Maryland, Hey, probably passing around like a motherfucking
• 1:30:43
  duber. Yeah, somebody find those text messages, those telegrams. I want
• 1:30:49
  to big black cots a carrier pigeons want you to filling you up from here
• 1:30:57
  to the Hutson stop. Fill you up from ankle to ear. Stop.
• 1:31:02
  I want more Digiti than the March on Washington. Stop black Tacks march on
• 1:31:09
  Washington. I want to get you a fee of those colored boys up in
• 1:31:13
  there. Stop ken march on Washington. Okay, North Dakota? Where what
• 1:31:21
  state? No, that's not. Where's Mount Rush? Yeah? Does everyone
• 1:31:27
  know that? Because I know I'd get confused. Isn't that if he gives
• 1:31:32
  If he gives is two possible wings that I will accepts? I forget that
• 1:31:38
  I will accept. That's kind of a hint. In Washington, it's North
• 1:31:48
  Carolina or South Carolina. It's the other directional states North Jersey, North Dakota.
• 1:32:01
  Is it North Dakota, South South? I forget which one of these?
• 1:32:05
  It could have been West Virginia. Yeah, east, But there's no
• 1:32:11
  two directions. Where's Yellowstone? Think Wyoming? What did you say Arkansas?
• 1:32:16
  I think so ar Kansas? Yellow Stone is? I think it's Wyoming.
• 1:32:23
  I think it's Montana, but I think it's Montana. Hmm, I know
• 1:32:26
  it's in that area. Unnecessary information, and I gotta watch that show.
• 1:32:29
  It's okay, don't even I've had this conversation. Necessary to like your daily
• 1:32:33
  life, but like I don't know, nigga, Like you get lost where
• 1:32:40
  it's over? Yeah, Like I don't know. No, no, no,
• 1:32:41
  no, I'm actually very so I'm not good with directions. I'm good
• 1:32:45
  with remembering landmarks, so I always find my way home. No, but
• 1:32:48
  if you don't even know where the are, how you're gonna know where landmark
• 1:32:50
  is? Oh? What you mean? Just dropped me in the middle of
• 1:32:53
  it, doesn't spand through like a couple of states. Ninety six percent?
• 1:32:56
  I mean I would ask. I mean I I pretty much got a nice
• 1:33:00
  picture of the map in my head. I would know where I'm at if
• 1:33:03
  you told me. Okay, last time, last time we had this discussion,
• 1:33:06
  we said we're gonna do the map quiz. We're gonna bring that back
• 1:33:10
  we got They don't bring that. We already do that ship as an icebreaker
• 1:33:13
  a Patreon until Keenan get it right exactly again. Good job the thirty seven.
• 1:33:25
  Keenan has got twenty right. We'll be being back next week. We
• 1:33:31
  got most of these coast down. Stay tune. We got the thirteen original
• 1:33:36
  cony so far. Stay tuned for we tackle the Midwest. You live in
• 1:33:42
  Jersey, how'd you think it was on the West coast. We definitely gotta
• 1:33:46
  do that. Nah, you know where the fucking I know what? Fuck
• 1:33:49
  him up? Past Connecticut, that Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Vermont, New
• 1:33:55
  Hampshire. I'll be forgetting even exists. I mean, Massachusetts, Vermont.
• 1:34:01
  They don't suck me up as much at the top. Mm hmm. You
• 1:34:06
  Midwest up more than there was a girl was a girl at the I saw
• 1:34:11
  this talking about during the game yesterday they had the map of America. He
• 1:34:15
  said, it's the map of Texas. Ah O child left behind. Texas
• 1:34:20
  is my city? ESAs my city? All right with the list, next
• 1:34:29
  question, m hm, let's see what's the biggest fuck boy thing one of
• 1:34:32
  your boys? Did call them out before? It the biggest boy boy thing?
• 1:34:40
  If not one of your boys, someone that you know, hm hm.
• 1:34:44
  I feel like boys I have one white activity, I mean description fuck
• 1:34:49
  nigga then yeah, no, there we go even but you know something like
• 1:34:54
  go ahead, I don't know, go ahead and give it. I just
• 1:34:56
  I just feel like I don't hang with niggas that do nigga ship. Yeah,
• 1:34:59
  that's all I'm struggl. My example was a dude I went to school
• 1:35:02
  with. He had his girl come and visit our school. M hm.
• 1:35:09
  And then she left and he took her to the airport and then as soon
• 1:35:15
  as he got back mm hmm. You already know where it's going. Yeah,
• 1:35:20
  the side Jones was in his in his place and shommate that I think
• 1:35:25
  I told that story, yeah for those Yeah. So I had a roommate
• 1:35:31
  one year in college. We had he was like we had we had,
• 1:35:36
  we had our we usually had our four. For whatever reason, one of
• 1:35:39
  our roommates couldn't couldn't do with us. So we had this random nigga.
• 1:35:44
  He had a long term girlfriend. The girl would come on the weekends when
• 1:35:47
  she wasn't there. He was doing whatever, it didn't matter, like he
• 1:35:53
  was like, she would come over. She was so nice. Bro,
• 1:35:55
  He's like, what's up baby, hang out with it all weekend. As
• 1:35:58
  soon as that bitch is asked the door, there was a new bitch coming.
• 1:36:00
  I'm like, I guy, he wasted no time. He wasted no
• 1:36:04
  time. Now obviously that nigga call him because you don't care about the nigh
• 1:36:09
  I don't care about him. But he was a real American sniper. That's
• 1:36:12
  the one. The mother fucking niggas DC in Fraud. Not Bradley Cooper.
• 1:36:17
  Yeah, not Bradley Cooper. You know, it took me mad long to
• 1:36:20
  realize that was him in that movie because of how much weight he gained.
• 1:36:23
  Oh yeah, he didn't even look the same to me. I was like,
• 1:36:25
  what's Bradley Cooper gonna be on the screen? Okay? And then the
• 1:36:29
  movie ended. I was like, oh, speaking of white that she gave
• 1:36:39
  it was very gay, but I thought, there's no other way to describe
• 1:36:42
  that. It's just did you watch the whole movie? I'm like eighty five
• 1:36:45
  percent it because I stopped because I got busy, and then I gotta go
• 1:36:48
  back and fin out. You gotta watch the whole movie. But it was
• 1:36:50
  really like a love hate thing. But then the scene with the bathtub,
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  oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah that was that didn't
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  need to happen. And also the scene with the girl on the outside in
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  the chair. Yeah, he was on was on demon tome, super deep.
• 1:37:09
  He's a freak. He said, I'm not gonna spoil it for anybody,
• 1:37:13
  but he was trying to get in that family anyway he could. Yeah,
• 1:37:15
  he didn't care. Nasty, nasty nigga, But I can't. I
• 1:37:21
  can't think of I got one. I got one. I never called him
• 1:37:28
  out for it. I don't think anybody did. But I'm not gonna say
• 1:37:31
  no names. Think all Corey. But a friend of mine was going on
• 1:37:38
  the cruise with his girlfriend at the time. I think I knew. I
• 1:37:45
  knew as soon as I'm not saying no names, I'm like, I know
• 1:37:48
  exactly because Yoe, that was some fun nigga ship. Yes, it was
• 1:37:57
  okay, so he was. He was going on the cruise with his girlfriend.
• 1:38:00
  It was a big friend cruise. Yeah, and uh, his girlfriend
• 1:38:06
  paid for the cruise. Girlfriend paid for the cruise, he didn't pay the
• 1:38:11
  dime. Uh. They wind up, you know, having some turmoil,
• 1:38:16
  and she wound up not wanting to go. So then he not only did
• 1:38:24
  he go, but he took the side chick on the cruise. That means
• 1:38:31
  that the girl had to change her name to the side chicks girl's name.
• 1:38:36
  He changed it to the side Chicks and never gave her the money for the
• 1:38:45
  cruise. So they both went on a cruise on her dying. I respect
• 1:38:51
  his gangster. I imagine being there and meeting the side chick the week before
• 1:39:01
  we go on the cruise. All cool with the original girlfriend. Yeah,
• 1:39:08
  and then she everybody's like, hey, who fuck is this? Where are
• 1:39:15
  they now? We don't we don't we know, we don't know. She
• 1:39:18
  should have went on a cruise. Yeah, she should. She should have
• 1:39:21
  went anyway, I think. But I think the only thing, the only
• 1:39:26
  thing, but it was that bad. I guess to me, when I'm
• 1:39:30
  thinking about that situation, the only thing that doesn't make it the worst thing
• 1:39:33
  to me. And I guess you might say, oh, it's your friend,
• 1:39:35
  you defended one of I think the girl didn't want to go. Oh
• 1:39:41
  she did want to go, Yes, so she should have went. She
• 1:39:43
  should have went, then she should have. Then why did she go?
• 1:39:45
  I don't know. She was mad. That means she didn't want to go.
• 1:39:48
  She was mad, probably a poor point. What does it mean?
• 1:39:51
  Man? Well, I think he forced her into switching it type ship.
• 1:39:58
  I don't know. I never asked him. I don't think. I don't
• 1:40:00
  think you did all that. I think she didn't want to go because she
• 1:40:04
  just didn't want to be. She was done with the situation. Didn't want
• 1:40:06
  to go, And to me, that's the risk when you pay for ship.
• 1:40:11
  Yeah, m hmm. She could have just got her money back.
• 1:40:17
  Why then, why did she get her money back at that point? You
• 1:40:20
  paid for it already. Huh. Most crews are non refundable. You paid
• 1:40:26
  for it already. It was already paid. That's your fault. Well,
• 1:40:28
  it depends on when he switched names over. If it was early enough,
• 1:40:33
  she could have got her money back her car. I mean, if it's
• 1:40:36
  her money, she should have that's on her to do that. I get,
• 1:40:40
  That's what I'm saying. So she didn't want to get her money back,
• 1:40:43
  she didn't want to go. Then you are asked out. Look,
• 1:40:45
  my girl, I'm sorry. It wasn't the beast. I don't think it's
• 1:40:50
  that horrible because you're bad, But I don't think it's the worst thing.
• 1:40:58
  What I'm gonna do ship gonna go. You didn't want your money back.
• 1:41:01
  You could have took your money back, so you take you take a side,
• 1:41:04
  bitch. So I mean, sure, not the best thing, but
• 1:41:10
  I don't. It's not like he bow guarded her out out the ticket and
• 1:41:14
  was like, yo, you paid, you chose to pay you after this
• 1:41:17
  got sale, you chose not to get your money back, and you didn't
• 1:41:20
  didn't You didn't chose not to make good on your money that you paid by
• 1:41:25
  going anyway, because you could have went anyway. So you kind of washed
• 1:41:30
  your hands in the situation. Hey, then you gave up that money.
• 1:41:35
  I don't that's the risk you pay, had you take when you pay for
• 1:41:42
  shit, because it's on you when you pay to get your money back,
• 1:41:46
  because it's your money. Damn I get that sure, fuck that. I
• 1:41:51
  would either canceled the whole thing, got all my money back, or I
• 1:41:55
  would have just went without that nigga exactly, or you really would have really
• 1:42:00
  dig gangster. But I'm still going. Yeah, and if and if I
• 1:42:06
  bring a nigga back, you get out my room. Get out of my
• 1:42:11
  room. But you want to when you want to wash your hands up and
• 1:42:15
  you want to remove yourself, which is well within your right to protect your
• 1:42:19
  piece and do that, you forego some things, especially when you don't take
• 1:42:25
  the steps to secure what you put in. Let she take what you pay
• 1:42:29
  for ship man. Yeah, I mean he obviously wasn't moving the greatest,
• 1:42:33
  but she could have. She could have ended that. Because if somebody paid
• 1:42:40
  for my ship and they're not taking their money back, all right, so
• 1:42:43
  I'm still the strips still happening. What am I gonna do? Not go,
• 1:42:48
  I'm gonna go. It's paid for, Yeah, but I don't mean
• 1:42:51
  bringing nothing. That's the only thing I think it's bad about it is that
• 1:42:56
  if you brought the chick that you were dealing with day okay, could have
• 1:43:00
  at least had her at least had her pay half, at least pay half
• 1:43:05
  of you have some cool your money, Dan, at least for you,
• 1:43:12
  because you paid for me. I'm still going, but here's your money.
• 1:43:15
  But also what she asked me for her money back. No, I did
• 1:43:17
  not just give you the money, man. That's you said. You guys
• 1:43:27
  something similar. Yeah, so I know dude who got with a recently engaged
• 1:43:36
  girl recently broke off engagement, right, so she was engaged, they broke
• 1:43:42
  off, he got with her, she ended up getting pregnant, like very
• 1:43:47
  fast. Nice they like eloped. I guess are quickly married because she got
• 1:43:56
  pregnant and then we took the uh honeymoon that was originally booked and planning for
• 1:44:03
  the original wedding fire. That's tough. That's tough. That's tough. I
• 1:44:10
  don't think that's bad. He gained a family. That's the risk you take.
• 1:44:13
  When you pay for ship, paid for it. They just took the
• 1:44:18
  plan. No, no, it was like that, that hotel, that
• 1:44:23
  the trip, the trip was booked and paid for for the original wedding.
• 1:44:26
  That's the risk. He gained a family. Look at that where you pay
• 1:44:30
  for ship one man, one man's trash is another man man's trashes. I
• 1:44:34
  guess another the same thing. Nigga, you should have went. I guess
• 1:44:41
  in the separation, she got the honeymoon. That's tough, it's tough,
• 1:44:45
  but just so, now this is the chick right now, that's dude,
• 1:44:51
  a little reverse. Now you're going on another man's honeymoon trip. Yes,
• 1:44:57
  it don't least bet you paid for a fun playing the percolator in the background,
• 1:45:04
  and I'm nothing. No that she's because that bill don't come back to
• 1:45:08
  me all four Yes, yes, mansa absolutely, Masa Mansa's I'm stupid not
• 1:45:15
  to I'm all right. Yeah, god damn, you're talking about I get
• 1:45:25
  to go to the island. I don't got yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:45:29
  yeah, yeah. You see that means we get room service every night.
• 1:45:32
  No, I'm sure you get room service regardless. She's getting delivery.
• 1:45:43
  Ready, you lost your wife and that trip nigga, a little nigga.
• 1:45:49
  This's big seasons up. That was an that nigga came up. That niggas
• 1:46:00
  way man, they went to like Mexico. I'm not doing that that nigga
• 1:46:02
  game es, I'm not the only way I'm doing that is if it's somewhere
• 1:46:06
  like I can't like I really want to go and can't do myself. I
• 1:46:12
  mean, he didn't know that was gonna happen though. I'm not going to
• 1:46:15
  Mexico in another nigga's honeymoon. Boy, it's your honeymo. I would take
• 1:46:18
  another honeymoon after that, Yes, take another one. Like that's just a
• 1:46:24
  nasty way to start this. Oh, it's definitely starts. But I'm looking
• 1:46:29
  at it in the vacuum, like, all right, this is a trip
• 1:46:30
  that is pray paid for already. Yeah, but it's your honeymoon. Is
• 1:46:34
  not supposed to cap off your your wedding. No way, okay, no
• 1:46:41
  way. No better way to cap off your wedding than go in someplace to
• 1:46:43
  somebody else pay for. Got you a few thousand dollars in the in the
• 1:46:46
  in the capitalist Q, you're a few thousand dollars. You are You're still
• 1:46:51
  in the Queen. You're gonna lets getting away of some money. If if
• 1:46:56
  it was boor Boor, I'm out. If I don't, I'm not doing
• 1:47:00
  that for Mexican. I think I went to Mexico in the high school.
• 1:47:04
  I'm not worried about Mexico somewhere where, like I ain't never been in it.
• 1:47:08
  It's hard for me to get there. All right, Nigga out,
• 1:47:10
  But I'm not compromising my morals a private Mexico's all right, it's more about
• 1:47:15
  then, I think. I think that's that's about that reaction all right already
• 1:47:23
  why in bowl get his money back? Is it? Was? It all
• 1:47:25
  just non no fucking idea. But this is these are Southerners together below them.
• 1:47:30
  Yeah, good for that. How long that's been? How long they've
• 1:47:34
  been married? Six months? This is this is just what happened. This
• 1:47:40
  just happened. This is oh ship they took a trip like in the end
• 1:47:44
  of the summer fall. Yeah, congratulations to the news. Don't have the
• 1:47:48
  X nigga block because he's somewhere throwing up nigga, I'm nigga. You want
• 1:47:53
  to talk about American sniper perched in the in the trees that the kid might
• 1:47:59
  be like eight months old. So wait, what was it? Do you
• 1:48:02
  know the timeline between when she got how soon was it? Yeah? Wait,
• 1:48:08
  whose kid is it? There? I know it's it's okay. I
• 1:48:13
  had to make sure. Did you make sure of that? How soon was
• 1:48:16
  it from the engagement breaking off to their trip? Say engagement breaking off?
• 1:48:26
  She was done with her engagement. Say the engagement got broke off in sometime
• 1:48:30
  between January and March of last year, and they took the trip by October.
• 1:48:36
  Fucking yes, Okay, this is cat way. She got pregnant,
• 1:48:43
  remarried and still took the hunt, or got married and still took the honeymoon
• 1:48:46
  within the same year. If anything that's on that's really on her. I
• 1:48:50
  you know what I'm saying. That sounds pretty southern. Yeah, but it's
• 1:48:55
  it's small small town. That's a military ship, small town southern. That
• 1:48:59
  sounded divorces Florida Georgia line ship. Yeah. Literally, Now you know about
• 1:49:05
  Florida Georgia line. I know enough, baby half north of the border I
• 1:49:09
  lived with mm hmm yeah that's yeah, that's crazy. But both of ill
• 1:49:15
  just be like, yo, why are you not getting your money back?
• 1:49:17
  A lot of that ship that you booked. You can't get the money back
• 1:49:21
  after a certain time. We're like, you know, and you can really
• 1:49:25
  do it. But I feel like and she was just I'm guessing she was
• 1:49:28
  like, I'm just gonna charge it, chargy, game charge it, game
• 1:49:33
  charge It is game. The game is the game boy, and it's it's
• 1:49:40
  rough. First thing to do is put his head to his eyes, like
• 1:49:44
  the just no way your remenides every time you laugh. All right, Well,
• 1:49:50
  once you said all you know, it's time to go, I'm ready
• 1:49:53
  to go home. Thank you. Uh we put the meeting on. Yeah,
• 1:50:00
  I don't want to hear nothing about you niggas talking about We don't that's
• 1:50:04
  crazy. It kinds two two hour episodes. God damn one exactly. This
• 1:50:09
  is not what we planned to do when we did this formatt But you know,
• 1:50:13
  boy, what can you say? We like each other. This is
• 1:50:15
  the third week and we said we're gonna do the Patriot next week. I
• 1:50:18
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• 1:50:53
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  your legs. It looks like you got to stick it under it, like
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• 1:52:46
  right, guys, we already know. We'll see you next week, same
• 1:52:49
  time, same place. Bye bye. A bunch of slim jams. It
• 1:53:00
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