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Podiversary Astrology: Three Years of Haunts & Homicides · PNW Haunts & Homicides

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They live the high life wanting to have fun, but knowing what they want and doing what
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is necessary to get it.
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They want to and they do succeed socially.
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Oh, this is a work hard play harder placement.
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I think it just says work hard play hard, but I added play harder because I want to play
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harder.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hi, Caitlyn.
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Hi, Cassie.
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Hi, creepy people.
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Hello.
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If you're new to our creepy corner of the world, this is PNW Haunts and Homicides, where we
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chat about true crime, paranormal, and some spooky, weird, and sometimes witchy shit
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in the Pacific Northwest.
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Yeah, it is.
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And we also do a tarot reading in every episode for a little bit of deeper insight into our
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topic.
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That's that witchy shit.
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I'm in just a little more.
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We're going to do some extra witchy shit today because do you know what this month
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is?
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Well, you don't know.
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I don't.
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You forgot?
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I don't know if I'm guessing the right thing.
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I'm breaking up with you.
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It's a whole fucking month.
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It's our anniversary.
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We'll do it.
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I need that.
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It's our pod anniversary.
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Our podiversary.
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Podiversary.
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Three years.
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We'll just one set of three.
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Three years.
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I held up two.
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It's just the one.
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So I was in charge of the anniversary episode.
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I chose to do our birth chart.
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Well, our podcast birth chart.
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Ooh.
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Yeah.
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Oh, there was one thing I actually wanted to mention before we start real quick.
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Okay.
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Did you see this post?
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Yes.
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Yes, I did.
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You guys can't see it.
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But we'll probably share it if we haven't already.
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So Mel took that picture, right?
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I'm pretty sure she said.
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Yeah.
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Is it the Aurora borealis thing?
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The lights?
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Well, the Northern lights?
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Well, it's not really that.
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It was from the eclipse or whatever?
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But it was like the sky lights.
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They're all the same kind of thing.
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I don't know.
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Pretty lights.
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I didn't investigate.
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Or I don't know.
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We know science.
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I don't.
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I really don't.
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I really don't.
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I'm just at the post.
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Anyway, you all know about the pretty lights that were in the sky and some people got to
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see them.
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Well, Mel took a beautiful picture of the Point Wilson Lighthouse, which we've done an
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episode on pretty recently.
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We sure had.
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And gorgeous picture of the pretty lights in the sky behind the lighthouse.
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And it made their like newspaper.
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He's really cute.
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Gold.
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Yeah, we'll have to try to remember to share that.
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Yeah.
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And story or something.
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Um, yeah.
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So anniversary shenanigans.
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Caitlyn, I sent you a very top secret email.
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And I told you not to open it until I specifically said it was time.
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And it's time.
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Oh, it's time.
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It's time.
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It's going down.
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This is not a drill.
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Okay.
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Um, blah, blah, blah.
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There's a, I've been really trying to be good about keeping the email cleaned out.
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And I'm not doing that well.
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Oh, but okay, I found it.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Do you want me to just start at the top?
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Yeah, just read the top part of this is, this is the birth chart information.
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Okay.
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PNW Hansen-Homicide's podcast, birth chart.
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522-21.
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3am.
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Oregon City.
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Yes.
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Oregon.
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And I did Oregon City, obviously, because that's where we were.
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And we started.
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I remember.
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What is about how long it took me to figure out like, wait, what is the say 3am?
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Because that's when we posted them.
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Yeah, that's when all of our episodes draw.
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Yeah.
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3am PSG.
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Just in case you didn't know, I did know that.
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And anyways, I forgot.
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I forgot things.
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Okay.
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Sometimes we're late, but usually we're not mostly on Apple.
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We're late.
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I'm not sure on Apple.
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Recently we've had a lot going on.
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We've been a little bit late, but it still comes out the same day.
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So it's like shut up.
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Yes, shut up.
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But anyway, so that was you.
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That was like the birth of our podcast.
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And that's the numbers I chose to plug in a little birthday chart.
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And then the one I sent you, Caitlin, is from co-star.
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It wouldn't let me do the app again, because I already had one.
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And so it wouldn't let me do it again.
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But I went on their website and I was able to do one.
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Yay!
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Okay.
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So if you want to read them one by one, and then I also did, it's not very long, so I also
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did cafe astrology.
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Oh.
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Two, so I'll go and like read what's on here after you read them.
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I guess.
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Okay, so I get to read all of them.
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Yeah.
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And then I'll read the ones from here.
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Okay.
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So our son is in Gemini.
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Okay.
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I don't know how to feel about that.
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Well, there's two of us.
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That's true.
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I thought that was like, I saw that and I was like, that's like perfect.
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Like what else could you have picked?
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That's, I mean, yeah.
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And we're like, okay.
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There's two of us.
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I think it's perfect.
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Okay.
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The son determines your ego, identity, and role in life.
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It's the core of who you are.
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And it is a sign you're most likely to already know.
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Your son is in Gemini, meaning you are fundamentally dynamic, quick, witted, eclectic, and curious.
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Okay.
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I'm very true of us.
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Yes.
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I like that for us.
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Fascinated by everything, your childlike energy is often scattered in a million directions.
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I don't know what you mean by that.
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What?
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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I think it's something that we've said, okay, this is going to be our little need.
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It just distinguishes us.
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It's something that we have to be aware of.
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Right.
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We're going to be aware of what we're going to be aware of.
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Yeah, I think that's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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That's what we're going to be aware of.
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It distinguishes us and it's something that we're comfortable with.
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Yeah, I definitely think like gossipy and flaky.
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Like flaky, I can kind of see.
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It is like the bad side of like the Gemini's.
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Yeah.
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If you indulge in your, in your crazy like scatterbrains side.
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Yeah.
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I think we're pretty good.
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We keep each other in check.
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We do.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Are you going to read me the Gemini?
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I immediately forgot what the plan was.
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Okay.
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Well, you know, things happen.
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This one's longer too and I didn't like go through it.
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I got it.
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So I'm not going to read like every single thing.
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I need to hear it all.
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Gemini.
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I'm so excited.
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Again, this one I'm reading is from Cafe Astrology.
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It says with the sun in Gemini, your urge for self expression is strong.
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I would say so.
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Yeah.
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And these natives often, these natives are often just as interested in collecting information
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as they are in sharing it.
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Oh wow.
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Okay.
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Curious to a fault.
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Gemini's have a finger in every pie.
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Oh my gosh.
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So what though that last line, I feel like that's like the difference though.
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Like gossipy is something that might be associated with Gemini.
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But I think in this application, it's just us being so excited to share information.
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And we kind of, I mean, we kind of do like gossip about people because we're like so excited
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for them.
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We talk about things that other people are doing.
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But I mean, I don't know.
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Does gossip have like a negative?
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I feel like gossip has a negative connotation.
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So the way that like Cafe Astrology is sort of like interpreting.
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Yeah.
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I feel like it's more positive.
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I think so too.
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And every sign has their bad side, every person has their bad side.
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So often quite adept at fitting in with others, Gemini's easily adopt the moods of those
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around them.
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Oh boy.
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They are friends with people from all walks of life.
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How many fucking friends have we made?
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Oh my gosh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And they are not easily intimidated.
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What?
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I mean, intimidated, but we do it anyways.
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Yeah.
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We're going to say one of us is like, and it's not the person you think, but one of us is
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definitely not easily intimidated.
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And again, I cannot stress this enough.
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It's not person you think.
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Is it you?
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No.
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I'm so intimidated.
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No.
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You're definitely like, you have more like bulldog energy.
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I just pretend like I'm not.
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I guess.
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But inside I'm terrified.
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Every single day.
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It's like Gemini, the dual size.
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Other Gemini's are flexible and changeable people.
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We've had to be very flexible and adaptable in all of those things.
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Their ability to adapt quickly to new situations generally gains them plenty of friends and
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social contacts.
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We have so many friends.
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Usually quite clever and witty.
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Gemini's enjoy intellectual conversations and they are easily bored if not sufficiently
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mentally stimulated.
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Yes.
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Simulate my brain.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's why we have a podcast, I think, because we're both bored.
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Yeah, I think so.
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Gemini's like to flit about.
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Flit about.
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Moving quickly and keeping busy every step of the way.
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Have you guys seen us out of festival?
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Yeah, true.
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It's a flit about.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Like what?
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Like a fairy?
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Like a fairy.
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Do you are a fairy?
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No.
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No.
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Well, I won't even be able to explain it today.
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So I'm just going to, I'm going to brush past that.
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Well, I'm not going to forget.
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Don't forget, you have celebratory wine over here.
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Oh, I know.
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Usually quite affable.
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Gemini's enjoy the light side of life.
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This tendency to take things lightly makes them quite pleasing to be around.
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It is true that it can be manning to people seeking support on the deeper issues in
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life.
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However, Gemini's are both interesting and interested.
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They're always ready to help.
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Their wit can be dazzling and their changeability, sometimes dizzying.
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Gemini's will seldom bore you.
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Yeah.
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And I see we do, we do deeper issues, but we also are like on the light side too.
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Yeah, we're very Gemini where we're like both things.
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Yeah, two things can be true.
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Yeah.
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Oh, here, short description.
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They're opportunists.
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They can express themselves easily and tend to learn quickly.
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Oh, they're welcoming and gentle.
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They like travel and intellectual work.
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Uh-huh.
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We do travel quite a bit.
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And we do intellectual work.
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Okay, this is weakness, but it kind of makes sense.
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They may waste energy by taking on too many things.
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I feel personally attacked and I just remembered I have a thing.
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Yeah, I have to go.
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We're done with this.
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We got to go.
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Overwhelmingly positive, but there's one bad thing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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All right, we can move on to the next.
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All right.
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So our ascendant or rising sign is Pisces.
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Oh, very emotional.
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Yeah.
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I was going to say, I think the only sign more emotional
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than Kansa.
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Yep, definitely.
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Your ascendant is the mask you present to people.
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It can be seen in your personal style and how you come off to people when you first meet.
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Some say it becomes less relevant as you get older.
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It changes every two hours.
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We're only three.
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So yeah.
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So like, we're probably still rolled emotional.
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Our ascendant is in Pisces, meaning you come across as kind, dreamy, imaginative and
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sensitive.
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I think so.
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We cry a lot.
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Yeah, we do.
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Most of your actions seem subtle and non-aggressive and you may sometimes come off as indecisive.
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Well, there are two of us.
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So, you know, and in every situation, two or more things can be true.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Kaffee astrology says, Gemini with a Pisces ascendant, they're adaptable, agile, imaginative
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and entertaining.
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Oh.
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All of those things.
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Yes.
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Don't mind if I do.
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They're on the moody side.
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Not really sure where they're getting their information.
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They have imaginative responses to life, but also a bit too ready to evade, lie or make
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excuses.
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I don't think that's true.
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I like the imaginative responses to life, though.
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Yeah, I do like that.
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Very pleasant and easy to get along with, even if they can be confusing at times.
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Okay, that's not our fault.
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It's hard to explain things.
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Okay, I'm getting sick of explaining to people that like, I don't know, like, I text really
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fast.
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Yeah.
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Also mouth words are hard.
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Mouth words are really hard.
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The first interest, make it hard to focus.
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I listen.
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Okay, if you want to attack me on the front of focus, you're just going to have to come up
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with something else.
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Which it is.
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It is hard to focus on everything that we're doing, but we still do it.
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We do a good job at it, just because it's hard doesn't mean we failed.
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Oh, no.
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No, I just meant because I'm like, I'm just joking about like my ADHD.
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I'm like, well, like you're going to have to come up with something better than that.
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Because if all of us have ADHD, our podcast definitely does.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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When two people who love each other very much decide they want to make a podcast.
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The moon.
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It's in labor.
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Just.
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It's kind of like another like two-sided thing too.
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It is.
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The scale.
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Yeah.
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When rules, your emotions, moods and feelings.
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This is likely the sign you most think of as yourself.
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Well, since it reflects your personality when you're alone or deeply comfortable.
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Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
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Your moon is in Libra, meaning your emotional self is balanced harmonious and sees both sides
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of every situation.
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Because there's two of us.
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Yeah.
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I mean, but also it says indecisive.
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And I'm starting to feel personally.
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I think indecisive because you can see all of the five.
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All the five.
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Yeah, leaving in.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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So it can all.
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It looks like it's saying it can come across as indecisive relationship oriented and also
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desperate to please.
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I mean, we're kind of, yeah, I don't know whenever.
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We are relationship oriented with our Patreon.
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It's true.
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And the chasero.
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We're desperate to please our Patreon.
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And Taylan or editor.
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Yeah.
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Maybe you'll editor.
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Right.
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It says you can be a little self obsessed, but tend to hide your feelings and needs.
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It's in your seventh house, meaning you find security and safety through close relationships
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and long term partnerships.
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Right.
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Oh my god.
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So to take a page out of another friend duo's podcast, MoCab, we're long term friends.
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Yes.
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We are.
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We have to be.
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There's no other option.
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That's a, that's a let's go to court joke about something that's about their friendship
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and their podcast.
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It's really, it was really cute.
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So cute.
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It's so cute.
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Anyone's cute.
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Adorbs.
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Is that the end of that?
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Yeah.
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So tell me more.
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So you guys have nothing to worry about.
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We're going to be long term partners.
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So we'll never have a word of co-host unless one of us dies.
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I know.
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Oh god.
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But after last night, I'm really going to say things like that.
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I'm not going to die.
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Oh my god.
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I'm not going to die.
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Guys, we had a very creepy experience.
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We told them like, why not?
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Yeah, we should.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Okay.
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Well, you start because I mean, I feel like I over-explain it.
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No.
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You tell that you tell that role, good.
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I told it.
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I did tell it role, good.
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Okay.
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Well, all right.
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I'll try.
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Okay.
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So last night, I was pulling the blinds on like my sliding last door, out to our patio,
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and then I came into the pod lab and I was pulling the blinds on the window here next
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to our desk.
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And I was just basically saying like, it's nice to have like the natural light and stuff,
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but also like when it starts to get dark, I like to like close the blinds and everything,
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even though like we're in this spot where I live.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Just look at it.
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Yeah.
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Um, that you really wanted like kind of have to know like where we're at and like no specifically
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where like our windows and like the patio is located to be able to like get to it.
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Yeah.
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So you'd have to be someone who was like actively seeking me out, probably seeking revenge
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of some sort to like come and try to like break in through a window or peep in or whatever.
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And then I came and sat down and Cassie and I were watching Bridgerton as you know, two
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ladies will do.
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And all of us and there was a knock at the door.
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And I was like, oh my god.
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I didn't expect them to knock.
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It's happening.
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Oh my god.
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You guys are someone here.
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And then my dogs didn't hear it, which is like they're getting old now, which is so lovely
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because sometimes they don't hear things.
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And I'm like, oh great.
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Now they're not going to bark and freak out.
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And we were just like frozen and I was just going to ignore it.
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We were just going to like be quiet until they went away.
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Yeah, basically that's always my mo because I was like, I'm not expecting anything else
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from Instacar.
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I don't have anything coming from.
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No, there's nothing.
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Okay.
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I don't take unexpected or unannounced drop eyes.
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No, no, no.
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No.
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And so we're like, okay, let's just like wait for them to leave.
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We'll just, we immediately we're like talking.
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I'm like, I'm sure you can hear us like full volume practically because these walls are
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thin and yeah, anyways, we immediately just went like, silent.
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And we sat there and we're just waiting for this person to go away, basically.
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Yeah.
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Like if you wait long enough, they should go away, right?
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They will just figure out that we're just like not coming to the door or like, oh, that
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was enough.
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We're not here.
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Well, they didn't.
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They knocked again.
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And that time the dogs heard it because we were like sitting there silently away to fucking
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bumps on a log.
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And I was like, what the fuck do we do?
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And we just like sat there freaking out like the most millennial meme ever because we
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really go the fuck goes and like knocks on someone door, knock someone's door.
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Like I can't, I'm going nonverbal.
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And I was like, should we like get like that's in pepper spray and like go see if we need
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to go like unlock a gun or something?
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We got some protection and then I also had my noon light.
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We put you thumb on it.
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So I had that going.
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Yeah.
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So then the only other annoying thing about knocking on fucking people's doors is clearly
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your dog was barking.
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Yeah.
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So like you can't just open the door to someone if your dog is going crazy.
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Yeah.
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So you have to like go put it away.
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Yeah.
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And then come to the door.
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It's really hoping they would just go away.
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Yeah.
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I then, but I had a feeling the person hadn't left.
21:30
And if I'd been home by myself, I would have just been like fucking keep knocking bitch.
21:34
But Cassie was here and I was like, all right.
21:38
Well, I think it's, it wasn't even like pitch black out or anything.
21:42
I was like, it's shaking.
21:44
Well, but it was weird.
21:46
Just the timing of it was so creepy.
21:48
I mean, if it was a bear, we probably would have answered it.
21:51
Yeah, exactly.
21:52
If he had been like, oh, I'm a bear.
21:54
Hey girls, it's yogi.
21:56
Would you like to have a picnic anyway?
22:02
Any who's all.
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So I just turned out that it was one of my neighbors bringing me some mail that was misdelivered
22:07
to their mailbox.
22:09
And Cassie, what did you say?
22:11
What was it that you had to say that also Christopher said the exact same fucking thing
22:15
when we told him this to bring?
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Why don't you just leave it?
22:19
Just fucking door.
22:21
Knock and run.
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I've done it so many times.
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I'm like, I don't even know.
22:24
I don't even know.
22:25
Just put it on my, yeah, my welcome mat.
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Yeah.
22:30
Just not a welcome mat, by the way.
22:32
Definitely do not knock twice.
22:33
That's ridiculous.
22:34
It's like, oh my gosh.
22:36
But it's actually, it's a very nice person that lives it near us.
22:41
And I was like, oh shoot.
22:42
Now I feel kind of bad, mostly because I would have like, I was prepared to defend my life
22:48
against you for no reason other than that it was just like creepy timing.
22:53
Yeah.
22:54
It's fine.
22:55
We overreact and you know what?
22:57
We'll probably live.
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So.
22:59
Well, okay, better than to under react.
23:01
Am I right?
23:02
I think so.
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Yeah.
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Just playing it safe.
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You do you if you don't want to play it safe, don't do it.
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Z-Eckly.
23:08
We won't blame you.
23:09
Nope.
23:10
Nope.
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We don't victim shame playing.
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No, no, no.
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Shame blame.
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No.
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Anyway.
24:48
What were we doing?
24:49
We're doing a thing.
24:50
Oh yeah.
24:51
So we're on to the, you're supposed to read the moon.
24:54
Yeah.
24:55
Okay.
24:56
From cafe astrology, people with the moon in Libra are friendly, warm, tasteful, tactful,
25:02
and balanced.
25:04
Friendly and warm.
25:05
Because after that story, does that not, oh my gosh.
25:08
We're friendly and warm if we can see you.
25:12
Yeah.
25:13
Okay.
25:14
There's something really wrong with my people.
25:15
Oh my gosh.
25:16
Probably the weirdest thing I've ever said.
25:18
But I do mean the people that looks out my front door, people.
25:21
Okay.
25:22
Your mind's out of the gutter.
25:23
Jesus disgusting.
25:25
Dark people.
25:26
So dark.
25:27
They seem to always want someone to tag along with them wherever they go, even if it's
25:32
to the corner store.
25:33
Oh boy.
25:34
They find strength and reinforcement through others.
25:37
Which yes, we want all of you to come with us to the corner store, the creepy corner store.
25:42
The corner store might be a little overwhelmed, but like, you know.
25:48
People with his moon position are quite charming.
25:51
They can be very attractive to the people around and are often given to flirtatiousness.
25:58
Whoa.
25:59
Our podcast is flirtatious.
26:01
What?
26:02
And we did not raise her that way.
26:04
Any who's rarely directly aggressive.
26:09
They win your heart with their gentle, refined ways.
26:12
Oh.
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So refined.
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Much like this.
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Fancy hot dog wine.
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Yes.
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Yes.
26:19
You will get to see the hot dog wine bottle.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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It's not made of hot dogs.
26:23
Just to clarify.
26:24
Because that is not really refined.
26:26
It kind of looks like it could be hot dog water.
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Ew.
26:29
Oh god.
26:30
Hot dog flavored water in the chocolate starfish.
26:34
Isn't that like a limp biscuit album?
26:36
A little bit.
26:37
A little bit.
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A little bit.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
26:41
Just one of those.
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Oh my god.
26:43
Ever butters sucks.
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Yeah.
26:50
Middle school Cassie.
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Oh my god.
26:52
No, maybe not even middle school.
26:54
It was like fifth and sixth grade.
26:56
I don't even think it went middle school far.
26:58
It was then.
26:59
It ended pretty fast.
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I, you know what?
27:02
I'm not even going to go there.
27:03
I'm not even going to talk about how long I had a crush on Fred Berch for.
27:10
Anywho.
27:11
Shall we?
27:12
Let me move on.
27:13
Looks like a thumb hot dog water.
27:17
He looks like he tastes like hot dog water.
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Oh god.
27:21
Oh he probably does.
27:23
Yep.
27:24
Okay.
27:25
We're going to move on because that taste isn't my mouth.
27:27
All right.
27:28
Oh.
27:29
Moon and Leigh were people strongly need companionship.
27:32
That's why we're not a single host podcast.
27:35
Yeah.
27:36
Do we just become best friends?
27:38
Yes.
27:39
We'll start a podcast in the girl.
27:40
Exactly.
27:41
Or an ad trailer.
27:43
Even better.
27:46
Without someone to share their lives with, they feel utterly incomplete.
27:50
Well, I mean, you can have a podcast with no one listening.
27:52
I mean, that's true.
27:53
That would be sad.
27:54
Really sad.
27:55
Especially given the amount of time and like financial resources that we've poured into
28:02
this.
28:03
Thank you for listening.
28:04
It would be so sad if everybody was like, yeah, we're just like that.
28:07
Yeah.
28:08
Oh, please keep listening.
28:10
Our lives will be utterly incomplete.
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Utterly.
28:15
Utterly.
28:16
Utters.
28:17
Yeah, I like it with like the D.
28:20
They are sympathetic and concerned for others, enjoying socializing and revel in a good
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debate.
28:28
Oh, that's so true.
28:30
Yeah.
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Mental.
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Bental.
28:33
Bental.
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Bental.
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The sentence too is just like, oh no.
28:39
Mental.
28:40
report with others is critical to them. Yes, but we all know that I can't talk and it's fine.
28:46
Lunar Librens. I love the way they just start off everything with a different way to describe
28:52
a Libre Moon. Yeah. Lunar Librens strives for balance and moderation. And once they discover
29:01
that sweet spot, they're smooth, delightful, and extraordinarily kind and considerate.
29:09
Short description. They are sociable and popular. Good judgment. They're intelligent and
29:16
reasonable, liking social pleasures, agreeable and fair. They value feedback. Nice,
29:21
constructive feedback. Thank you. Potential issues may give too much weight to the views of
29:27
others and public opinion. Well, I mean, we're podcasts out in the public, so we kind of care what
29:34
you think we kind of don't. Okay, there's so much Gemini. I know. Okay, so Mercury is in Gemini.
29:46
Mercury determines how you communicate, talk, think, and process information. It also indicates how
29:55
you learn. It is the mind's planet. Planet of the mind. Yeah. Your Mercury is in Gemini, meaning
30:03
your intellect is dynamic, quick-witted and eclectic. Okay, so we're getting a lot of dynamic,
30:10
quick-witted and eclectic. I feel like that's a common theme. I feel like it makes sense for us.
30:15
Yeah, I think so. You're deeply curious about everything. Okay, another repeating thing. Yeah.
30:22
And your energy is often scattered in a million directions. Okay, first of all, I resemble that.
30:27
Just like a Gemini thing, I guess. Is it, is it, or is it just a B thing? I don't know.
30:34
The way you speak is articulate and witty, but you're likely to talk behind people's backs. We would
30:41
never. We would never. Maybe off camera. Maybe off camera. It's in your third house, meaning you are
30:52
curious about and inclined to analyze how you communicate, whether you really understand something
30:59
and all the things you don't know, which are so many. We research so much. That makes total sense. Yeah.
31:09
Turn to Mercury and Gemini's for lots of facts and figures as well as broad knowledge.
31:14
Oh, interesting. Yeah. Like we do broad knowledge and like fun facts.
31:18
And like get nitty-gritty into some things. Yeah.
31:22
They're learning as a little superficial. They generally have too many interests. Oh, we've
31:28
gone over this. Okay. We just have so many interests. Obviously, we do say that a lot. Like,
31:33
we want to research every single tangent and a thing, but we just say can't, you know. Yeah.
31:38
There's just not enough hours in the day. There's really not. As it turns out, these people,
31:43
they have sprable. These people learn best in a stimulating environment. They get bored easily
31:51
and they're fast learners. Yeah. All right. Impressionable to a fault. Mercury and Gemini people
31:58
pick up more from their environment than most as we quote the entire stepbrothers movie.
32:06
And talk about our personalities are just like quoting other things.
32:09
Yeah. Sometimes if you'll like that, but they can process information at lightning speed,
32:17
which we're pretty good at processing information. Processing.
32:21
The rustlesness of Gemini is especially obvious when Mercury is placed in the sign.
32:26
There is nervous energy here that is unmistakable. I think it's just like, because we want to
32:32
get out there and like do so much. Okay. Yeah. I was going to say again, I'm feeling attacked because
32:37
I resemble that. Nothing is attacked. You shouldn't feel attacked. No, no, no, no. Deep studies adaptable.
32:45
They're attracted to arts and letters. They know how to share ideas.
32:50
May move around a lot professionally. Interesting. Can easily keep many irons in the
32:57
fire at the same time. A true multitasker. Well, we do have four hands between four paws between
33:03
the two of us. Yeah. There is an especially curious and inquisitive position for Mercury.
33:10
You are generally very interested in reading, teaching, speaking, exchanging ideas,
33:16
keeping current with the daily news. Oh, and gossiping again. But like, you know, we do like,
33:21
we gossip about Taylor's life. We do that. We do. That we do. That we do. That's our gossiping.
33:27
Yeah. I mean, is it gossip if people are talking about it like on major news media? Right. I don't know.
33:36
You can be very talkative when you have the chance. It's like in front of a microphone.
33:44
This is like it's so funny how accurate. You can be a list maker and often get quite involved in
33:53
your community. Yeah. Yeah. They look on the bright side of life. They are gay,
33:58
agreeable, optimistic and sociable. Half gay. They enjoy speaking and writing. And they do both
34:08
with charm and artistry. Their intellectual pleasures are very much influenced by their feelings.
34:15
They are amorous and sensual. They like beauty. The arts, traveling, frequent changes of scenery.
34:23
They aim always for diplomacy. Very charming. We're just so charming. So charming.
34:29
All right. And then oh, my freaking gourd. It is Venus in Gemini. Again. The Gemini.
34:41
Venus determines how and what you love. It indicates how you express affection and the qualities
34:48
you're attracted to. Your Venus is in Gemini, meaning your romantic side is dynamic, curious and
34:55
easily bored. Just like the rest of us. Do you know what's funny? My Venus is, I think, in Gemini.
35:01
Oh, interesting, Minds Leo. Oh, interesting.
35:08
You love Whittybanner, but you have trouble deepening your relationships. You tend to be a bit
35:14
timid and discreet with your crushes because you don't know how to be forthright.
35:18
It's in your third house, meaning that for you, love is often expressed in the things you know
35:24
and are familiar with. I mean, the podcast can't really have a love relationship. So
35:28
like friendship. Yeah. Friendship. Yeah. Love, love, friend. We love our friends.
35:38
I don't know if we're like timid and discreet with any of our friends that we like that. We kind
35:42
of just like go after people and be like, you're our friend. Yeah, you're our friend.
35:45
You're our friend. Hi, be my friend.
35:47
Oh, this is good about Venus and Gemini. More about Whitty Conversation, displaying how much they know
36:03
demonstrating their diverse interests, which is where all the fun facts and tangents come into play.
36:09
Pleasing Venus and Gemini involve supporting their need for fun and variety,
36:14
showing interest in their brain power and knowledge, and giving them space for friends and activities
36:19
outside of the relationship. Oh, interesting. What you have other friends? No.
36:28
No. I think it's saying like, we mean you need our space from the podcast like last night when we
36:36
decided not to work and just hang out. Yeah, we just like, we're just going to be people.
36:40
Like we deserve to hang out and not work. And so I mean, we watch Bridgerton for like four hours.
36:46
Yeah. It was worth it. Okay.
36:49
May like everything that is beautiful as well as decorum, outstanding intelligence, they may work
36:56
in trade, linked to beauty fashion, numerous but select friends. And then down here it says,
37:03
you are verbally expressive, diplomatic and aim to be tactful.
37:06
Which I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I would say that's, I mean, that's at least aim. Yeah.
37:15
Easily when others over with your words, whether it's because of a likable facility with language,
37:21
a beautiful voice or a diplomatic use of words. Interesting. Are we winning you over with our words?
37:28
I mean, I think it's pretty critical for podcasting. You readily give out compliments. We do.
37:34
Yeah, we do. We love to do that. They have a good grasp of reality and duty. They are
37:41
thrifty, reserved and usually not given to showing off. Well, I mean, forever.
37:47
Maybe a little. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, showing off doesn't have to necessarily be like super
37:52
dramatic or I don't know. I feel like sometimes it's okay to want to show off a little bit. Yeah.
37:58
You know, we're cool. I mean, if you work hard for something, especially, you know. Yeah.
38:02
They like truth and justice. Wow. Yeah. There's a certain luck in meeting others at the right time.
38:14
There's a skill in harmonizing and a much desire to cooperate rather than compete, which
38:20
so true. Yeah. I would say that's very true. Yeah. Okay. Jupiter is in Pisces. One of the two social
38:31
planets, Jupiter rules idealism, optimism and expansion. It's also very philosophical. We are so
38:40
philosophical. Didn't I just say the other day were full of philosophical sizing. Yeah.
38:45
Fluffles. Fluffles. I don't know what I said. I can't even say it the wrong way, the right way.
38:55
Yeah. You know, you know what I mean? You know, so philosophical.
38:59
Your Jupiter is in Pisces, meaning you grow and find understanding through empathy, dreaminess
39:09
and compassion. Oh, I think so. Yeah. It's in your 12th house, meaning you find success through privacy,
39:18
secrets and introspection. Oh, this news to me. Like, revealing people's privacy. No,
39:26
secrets. Like our privacy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. I mean, we do share a lot, but we do
39:32
keep a lot private from you guys. On my end, on Cafe Astrology, Jupiter is in Pisces, obviously,
39:41
because of the same chart. Yeah. They attract the most good fortune when they are charitable,
39:47
tender, devoted, compassionate, giving and looking out for the underdog. Oh, I know. I love that. Me too.
39:57
They value compassion and charity and are motivated by a universal vision, peaceful, personal
40:05
philosophy, more philosophy. Faith and the goodness of life brings rewards. Oh, so yeah, more
40:12
philosophers, more philosophers. Okay. They're kindly often doing charity work. We're very charitable.
40:19
If you, if we made more money, we would donate a lot more money. Just
40:26
they're protected from life's rigors, rigors. Yeah, rigors to which they are not immune,
40:33
but they know how to cope. Okay. I mean, do we, if you say so, maybe the podcast does.
40:39
They like working in peace and alone, but like alone together. You know, yeah, even though they are
40:47
humanitarian. Oh, they live the high life wanting to have fun, but knowing what they want,
40:54
and doing what is necessary to get it, they want to and they do succeed socially. Oh, this is
41:01
a work hard play harder placement. I think it just says work hard play hard, but I added play harder,
41:10
because I want to play harder. Yeah. Yeah. Your rein is. Your rein is. We have a stubborn
41:17
Uranus on our hands. Oh, boy. Uranus. Taurus. Uranus stays in each sign for seven years,
41:26
meaning it rules a generation more than a person. It rules innovation, rebellion, and progress.
41:33
Your Uranus is in Taurus, meaning other generations are shocked by your generations' decadence,
41:40
orientation towards security and stubbornness. Interesting. It's in your second house, meaning that for
41:49
you, this manifests in rebelling against dated expectations about money and material possessions.
41:56
Money is fake. Yes. All currency is a construct. I think that's kind of funny, too, because like all
42:03
of the podcasts born in this generation are going to be like, yeah, this. It's true, though. Where it
42:10
says, I mean, it's a whole generation, not so much like a personal characteristic. Yeah.
42:15
On cafe astrology, it says Uranus in Taurus, stubborn, obstinate, strong, wild, not easily
42:25
intimidated. One of those things again. Yeah. Very strong energy when faced with obstacles,
42:31
but may spend more time resisting than innovating. Oh, I mean, that sounds more like me.
42:38
They made me tired. I mean, but I have a lot of help to get me through that. To cope with that.
42:46
They have a lot of flair, always ready for a change. Although with some changes in routine and
42:53
dedication, they do brilliant work. So we just need a better routine, which I think, yeah, we're
43:00
like working on it. Yeah. They may do best with an out of the ordinary job. You don't say yes. I do say
43:10
I got literally just that eventually. In which case, all goes well. Okay. Other ways, they might
43:17
often change jobs or have financial ups and downs, which, you know, it says it's going to work out
43:23
with an unconventional job. So I think we're going to be fine. Yeah. Maybe we're on to something.
43:29
You're going to be all right, kid. Yeah. Neptune impices. We're literally just Pisces and Gemini
43:36
all the way through. It's very interesting. Yeah. Neptune stays in each sign for around 14 years,
43:43
meaning it rolls a generation more than a person. It rolls dreams, imagination, and the unconscious.
43:51
Your Neptune is impices, meaning your entire generation finds inspiration through empathy,
43:58
dreaminess, and compassion. It's so similar. It is. Yeah. Okay. It's in your 12th house, meaning that for
44:07
you, this manifests in your ideal, verging on unrealistic and impractical, which I think is debatable.
44:15
But like we're changing it into being the standard. Like we're changing the standard of the
44:21
expectations. Yeah. We've got like 14 years. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think we got us and all the pods are
44:29
changing it. Going change the game, baby. Our Pluto is in Capricorn. Pluto stays in each sign for up
44:39
to 30 years, meaning it probably rolls more than one generation. This just says the same thing where
44:45
it applies to a whole generation more so than a person. But I'm like 30 years is like you're
44:52
verging on like two whole separate generations here. Let's be honest. A lot of them. Yeah.
44:57
It rolls power, intensity, obsession, and control. Oh. Which is interesting because Capricorn.
45:05
Well, well, well, well. Your Pluto is in Capricorn, meaning your generation, psyche, is comparatively
45:13
responsible, conservative, practical, rational, and power hungry. Are we sure that we didn't get
45:20
this confused with like, I don't know, like a boomer podcast? I think we're power hungry.
45:26
I don't know the word power hungry, but I don't we'll see. I want to have the power so that I can
45:32
delegate all of the power to other people. I like that. Okay. It's in your 10th house, meaning you
45:39
personally are transforming outdated definitions of success and responsibility. Okay. All right. I like
45:47
that. I've got a lot. Yeah. Me too. I like it. I like transforming outdated things. Yeah. Yeah.
45:54
There are so many. So many. On Cafe Astrology, it says Pluto and Capricorn bring success.
46:04
May fear loss of control, job status, respect, and these are driving factors. Perhaps obsessions.
46:11
They may lead a double life, which is like interesting because like we are leading double lives.
46:17
Of course. We suffer people. And then like our podcast itself is like true crime and paranormal.
46:22
That's true. That's true. Yeah. Oh, and that's it's interesting because even with all of the Gemini
46:29
in our chart, it's like that applies there too. Yeah. I thought that was cool. They have willpower
46:35
and ambition and almost always prefer to have their own way. I mean, I'm doing both just jinx.
46:47
Oh my god. Good thing we like almost always agree on almost everything. Yeah. Basically. Oh my god.
46:56
And then there's one last one I found up in the moon, but I didn't read it earlier.
46:59
Because it's like saying the moon in the seventh house, which I don't really know what that means.
47:04
But this is what it means. It's like one little sentence. Give it to me.
47:07
Partnership is important for them. For better or for worse. They work well in business
47:14
relationships, especially partnerships. Especially long term. What did you say long term friendships?
47:20
So yeah, her long term friend. Yeah. I thought that was cute. It's so cute. And it is partnership is
47:27
important. It's legally a partnership. Yeah. It's literally. Yeah. Like for business purposes,
47:33
it's legally a partnership. It's finding. Yeah. There's no getting out of it. There's no
47:39
no scoffey. No. I mean, well, listen, partnerships can be dissolved, but like I don't believe in that.
47:46
So yeah, I mean, clearly our chart says we don't. So yeah.
47:50
Okay. So split the deck. How we want inlay on each side. And then we're both going to pick a card.
48:04
Okay. So we got the sun card, which we've gotten on like one of our business readings. That was like
48:14
our strength. Yeah. And then we got the aid of storage, which like doesn't look good on the
48:19
surface, but we'll see. We'll see what happens. Yeah. I guess we'll see. Well, okay. I can't wait.
48:25
I have to read yours first. And then we're opening presents too. That's their our presents.
48:31
These were also both in reverse. Okay. Keywords are in trapment, self-unduing, fear, helplessness,
48:44
bondage, denial and deception. Cassie, why did you pick this? I don't know. It was calling to me.
48:50
There's some there's a reason. We'll see. Okay. I know that there's something in here. We'll figure it out.
48:57
Oh, I think I figured it out. Like we always do. Yeah. In many decks, the aid of sword shows a person
49:04
bound and blindfolded, ringed by a prison of swords. Because swords represent thoughts and beliefs.
49:12
This card says, you've created your own prison with your ideas and only you can free yourself.
49:19
Okay. So there's two extra excerpts. I'm going to read this first one that comes before the
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interpretation. Many of our fears are tissue paper thin and a single courageous stop could
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carry us through them. Ah, see? Yeah. Okay. To break through the barrier you've built,
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you must change the way you see and do things. Sometimes this means rejecting social norms or going
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against the status quo. You also need to get focused and get moving. Perhaps you have your head in
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the cloud. The reverse eight warns you to get your affairs in order or the situation. Good
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worsen. Ah, what affairs are we getting in order? Yeah. I do have to do my taxes. Yeah, you do have
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to do your taxes. In a reading about money, this card says you may not be dealing forthrightly
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with a financial problem. If you've been putting off paying your taxes, does it literally say that?
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It literally does. For example, or settling a legal matter, take care of it promptly to avoid
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more trouble. That's so funny. Because like, I'm not going to owe anything for taxes, but that's
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funny. But it's funny because it's like the type of thing that you just put it off and it knew that.
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It picked that up from you. If the reading is about your job, your reverse eight tells you to stop
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playing the victim. You may feel persecuted, trapped, or limited in your work. But you must take
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responsibility for where you're at and do something about it. I mean, okay. Do it. These personal polls
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are they from the podcast? Well, I mean, you know, if we're talking about it in a career application,
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I feel like it was personal. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know.
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Okay. In a reading about love, you may feel tied to a person, perhaps because you're afraid to be a
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low, that was literally in the fucking birth chart. It was like having needing like, partnership.
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Oh. Because one of them did say, like, scared to be alone. You had to be with someone, like, has to
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take someone to the bathroom, you know, stuff like that. Or unwilling to support yourself. This
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card can mean you're not facing up to what's really going on. If you've been listening to someone
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else's advice, the time has come to listen to your inner guidance. So stop taking Caitlin's advice.
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Gotcha. What? Obviously, that is not the message. But I guess sometimes people interpret things
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differently. Okay. And then this is another super short extra excerpts. Okay. The only thing we have to
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fear is fear itself. I love that because I was going to say going back to the beginning of the card,
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like, kind of just reminds me of how we started. Like, me not being scared of doing shit and just
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fucking doing it. Both of the extra excerpts remind me very much of kind of the origin story and the time
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that, you know, we were sort of inhabiting. Yeah. When we were meeting at the mic minimons.
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Okay. Should I read the sun? Yeah. Did these have? Do you remember? Did these have regular
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interpretations or special ways? I think they kind of have a mixture of both.
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We are reading from the modern witch tarot deck. It was with modern witches. Yeah. We're going back to
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like our beginnings. Yeah. I don't think we use this for like the very first episodes, but like pretty
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soon. Oh, my God. This is so crazy. All right. So I drew the sun in reverse. Yes, you do.
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Keywords are happiness, success, pleasure, self-expression, clarity, and vitality.
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The sun card features a blazing sun. Sometimes with a face, sun beams radiating out from it.
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Beneath the sun in the brighter weight smith deck, a smiling nude child rides a white horse.
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Which I have to presume is me because we know Cassie. Rod no ho. No, you're the nude child ready.
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The lord's ponies. Oh my gosh. Okay. Some decks show two children with their arms around each
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other. Yeah, two. It's me. Other decks picture a young couple holding hands. The sun rules the zodiac
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sign Leo. Yeah. Which astrologers link with children, pleasure, and creativity.
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The sun card represents life itself. For the sun gives life to everything on earth.
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One of the most joyful cards in the tarot, it signifies vitality, confidence,
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achievement, attainment, and success in all endeavors. No. Extra excellent. I love this one. It's like one
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of my favorites that we've ever read. I know. Each day comes bearing its gifts
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untied the ribbons. Which is so fitting because we have to then we do have gifts. Okay. And
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I'm going to read the reverse. It says the sun is never a negative card. But when it appears
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reversed, it can indicate delays or that you'll have to make some adjustments you hadn't planned on.
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Like the number of times that we've had to try to figure out how to set a bowl of the cameras.
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Yeah. Anyways. Yeah. Let's not focus on that. Your happiness may be more subdued or you may
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feel less self-confident than if the card were upright. Perhaps you don't believe you deserve
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the attention, respect, or success offered to you. No, we deserve it. Yeah. Or the accolades you
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receive aren't as glowing as you'd expected. A four star review instead of a five. Oh. Only five
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stars, please. Yeah. Go review us. Any popcorn? Or what's it? In a reading about money,
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overconfidence may lead you to overextend yourself financially. Well, perhaps you feel you deserve
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the best. Even if your bottom line doesn't warrant it. Or you realize you must bring your lifestyle
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down a notch by a Toyota instead of a lexis. Listen, basically both from the same factory.
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If the reading is about your job, the sun reverse suggests you are burning out and need to take a break.
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Well, I'm not gonna argue with that. Perhaps you're overdue for a vacation. We're working on it.
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Work hard play hard. Yep. Sometimes it means you've created an inflated image.
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Risen to a level that isn't comfortable for you or gotten attention you don't deserve.
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It can also say you feel cut off from your source of inspiration or you're questioning your abilities.
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Uh, maybe questioning ability. Yeah. But we're doing it. In a reading about love,
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the reverse sun can represent the drama queen. Or warn that egos are interfering with your
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happiness. Sometimes it means getting too much of a good thing or indulging in pleasure at the
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expense of other things. Superficial factors, looks, money, fame may overshadow more meaningful
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aspects of a relationship. I mean, what's more important than looks and fame and money? I'm not
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really sure. I feel like we're on the same page. Yeah. I think we're going to be fine. Yeah. I don't
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think we're too famous to like, you know, we can chill. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Are you a fucking
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present? Yeah. What? Guests. Present. Okay, but actually really quick. I just remembered these. And
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if I don't tell you about them now, I'll forget. Okay. So have you ever had Jones, Kosoda? Yes. Okay.
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So I really like the Jones, Kosoda, um, Fufu Berry. It's like my favorite. That's a flavor. Mm-hmm.
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It's delicious. I probably answered prematurely. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever actually had it.
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Have you ever been to Tisumicha? I've seen it. I've seen it. Okay. It's delicious. We should have some.
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I don't like soda. They're really good though. I don't know. We can try it. That's why it makes
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a filter water. You can drink like a sip of one. You can try the Fufu Berry. Maybe we can water it
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down with a lacroque. Anyways, um, the underside of the bottle caps has almost like a fortune cookie.
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Oh nice. And when I went to put together our money bowls, I went to grab some of my money from
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from the, and also from Mexico that I have from trips I've taken and um, we're recording more than one
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episode today. So we've set up multiple altars. Um, see we work hard. Yeah. But I um, I noticed that I
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had both of these bottle cap fortunes in my, um, it says, um, save travel repeat. Oh, it's a little like
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money holder dealio. So these are ones I've saved for. I don't even know how long I don't know how long
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I've had these, but four, oh minute. Um, the first one says that long sought opportunity will soon
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arise. Yeah. And the second one says, your mind being creative and original will make you famous.
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Oh, love those. I know. It's that's fun. Yeah. I'm like perfect for this. I kind of like the first one
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the best because it's, you know, I mean, it just speaks to anticipation, but there's two of them.
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Yeah, they're cute. So little Jonesies should we place them out on the altar? Um, sure. We got a show off
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our liquid deaths. Oh, yeah. Liquid Dr. Mine's an armless Palmer. And mine is Reston Peach.
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Cute. They're really good. We also have this too. It's our hot dog wine. It's a picket. And so it's
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generally it is like the hot dog of, um, it's technically not wine. It's like a wine like beverage.
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I was reading about it when I was picking up some things for us for recording and like, um,
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snacks and, and, you know, whatever. It's very low ABV. Um, it's basically like kind of all of the
1:00:38
leftover stuff kind of like a hot dog. Yum. Yeah. And this is actually super delicious. So, uh,
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it is actually pretty good. I am quite pleased with my choice. And this is a brand that we've actually
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had before. Um, the one, the bottle that we had before, it was sparkly wine. And I had the
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skull on it. Do you remember that one? We've had so many wines. I don't know. So many sparkly wines.
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So it's true. You do, you're one of yours first, because there's two. We have to show off my beautiful
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wrapping. Not even a wrapped box. It's just in a box. It's like a hard, open box. But be careful,
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because it's like kind of delicate. Okay, I'm trying. Yeah, you were trying to open it wrong.
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Okay. Yeah. Um, it's like, I didn't think it was that hard. Sorry. Oh, that is for you. I did
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forget I got you something. It came free with something. It's so cute. My little prince.
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You need sticky notes to stay organized and focused, you know.
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I love those. Those are so cute. Aren't they cute? They're the cutest. Okay. Oh my god.
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Isn't it funny? It's green. Like you were talking about green earlier and you're like,
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I wore a green. She is gorgeous. And it's like the other crystal candle I got you was green.
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And those have been like the only color options. That's so funny. Oh, shit is biochip. Yes. Do you want me
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to place her on the altar? I do. Let me just drop it. Okay. Okay. Me again. I don't
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buy turn. Um, yeah. I was trying to say my turn and it turned into me again. Which was like I didn't
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even open anything yet. Whatever. Yeah. Okay. Show the people the bag. It's just a little something.
1:02:38
I like big somethings. Okay. So do one layer at a time. Oh, was that not? No, no, I'm just saying
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there's another layer underneath that. Okay. So just do one layer. So take out the first thing and
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then don't dig through the a sock. Okay. There's lots of socks. Okay. Well, you said only take out
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the first thing. No, I mean like the first layer. I don't know. It's hard to explain. Okay. So
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in a mouth. Show them. They're like, it's like space themed. Yeah. Okay. So we are not attending
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UFO Fest this year. No. And we were actually asked if we were going to go and do it again this year
1:03:21
and it's just too crazy because I have the audacity to get married. So yeah, it's too busy. Yeah.
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Yeah. So I just wanted you to have something spacey. Thank you. Something, you know, unidentifiable.
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And also it's become the most appropriate gift recently because you've come over and been like,
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I need socks. Oh, and I'm like, true. I think you need to know. Sometimes I last night I was worried
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that even with a pair of socks on, you might need your gift socks. I was worried that like, you
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might need to double up your socks. So it seems appropriate that randomly I bought you socks.
1:04:01
If I get cold. Oh, yeah. Oh, is it time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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There's also a cute and accompanying beverage in the fridge. Oh, it's like there's nothing
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else in there. If you so chew. It's a little. Yeah. It's just a little one. I like it. Yeah. I
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charged it on the cell and I played already. And also I had to thumb through obviously and see
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what suits were and everything. It is so cute. So cute. I have one. I don't know if it's the same one
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or not. But it's like bigger. Oh, it's like normal size. So that's cute because it's like just a
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little. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I was like, oh, shit. All of us on the universe is like sending us
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very like leafy green signals. Oh, it knows. It knows. It knows. And it was something much
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way of full. My other deck is kind of a communal deck in our weed space too. So it like stays there
1:05:03
in the weed space. And I have like a traveling pot deck. There you go. That one can just live on
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your desk here. Yeah. That's true. That's for sure. I love it. Okay. Open your next one. Okay.
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You open it. Throw the box on the through it on the ground. It's even huge. It's a bit hard one.
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And I got these from the farmer's market. They have beautiful. I think I have a card for who made
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them. But I'll have to find it. Yeah. We're going to need to know because we're probably going to have
1:05:43
to be stocked. Yeah. And there was like only green ones available. So again, it's not funny.
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I love it. They're so cute. These ones are so like big and intricate. Yeah.
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Altistone. I'm like, I just want to look at you. I just want to pitch. Don't break it. I love it.
1:06:07
They eat it and walk it. It's so funny that I noticed that one. We keep like burning it just like
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a little at a time. I knew a lot of time. Yeah. Oh, like well, now we got new big ones. So
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undoubtedly will be the same story with these guys too. But oh, they smell good.
1:06:25
Oh, they're like organic. I think they're beeswax. I think she's what they're like,
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a local beeswax. I was going to say it smells like birds bees a little bit.
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Okay. So my sniffing rink broke. Happy podiversary. "pot"iversary.
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"pot"iversary. Um, they're amazing. I don't have to drink them right now. But should I go grab our
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accompanying beverage? Oh, yeah, do it. Yeah. Your your tarot deck has like kind of an accompanying
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go do it. I'll show off some stuff for the camera. Okay, do it. So we got CBD.
1:07:04
South of Adams. Yeah. Lemon. Oh, sorry. Lavender mint lemonade is mine. Yeah. I like lavender.
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And mine is passion fruit and blueberry. Because I like a complex and fruity beverage.
1:07:22
She does. Fluffy, but what was that one called? Fluffy. Fluffy, but fluffy. Fluffy, butt fluffy.
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Have a creepy day. See you next Tuesday. See you next year. See you next podiversary.
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Because obviously we're still going to be here because we're like stubborn and hardworking and
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cool and creative and care what you think. Yeah. Yeah.
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This one says for Pisces in ascendant. Or I'm going to say the astro astro. Oh, sorry.
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Cafe astrology says Gemma fucking cafe astrology says that Cassie can't talk.
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Well, they knew. Yeah, it would be it's badly worded. It's worded fine. I just can't read. I'm
1:08:25
going to read that again. Okay.